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  1. Re:Seriously Java? on Java Gets New Garbage Collector, But Only If You Buy Support · · Score: 1

    1999 called and wants it CLASSPATH joke back.

    If you deliver an app that doesn't work, then you're just incompetent. Doesn't matter what name the programming language has.

  2. Re:Deja vu on Scientists Create RNA From Primordial Soup · · Score: 1

    I just had primordial soup for lunch.

    That's what she said.

  3. Re:True story on Old-School Coding Techniques You May Not Miss · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Horrendous overuse of StringBuilders is probably the most common example of this

    If you have a more efficient way to concat large strings of unknown length, I'd like to hear about it.

  4. Re:Good news on Scientists Discover Exoplanet Less Than Twice the Mass of Earth · · Score: 2, Informative
    Well, since you're asking, Python has this functionality now:

    import antigravity
    export("Kevin Costner", "Gliese 581 d")

    Apologies to xkcd

  5. Re:Free will and the brain on Quantum Theory May Explain Wishful Thinking · · Score: 1

    Based on your username, I am sure this is just wishful thinking.

  6. Re:Proof! on Quantum Setback For Warp Drives · · Score: 1

    Still not everyone agrees, see here

  7. Re:ATM on Conficker Worm Strike Reports Start Rolling In · · Score: 1

    There's more than that. There are no 100 ISK notes in Iceland anymore. It was changed to coins a long time ago. Perhaps the virus found a way to print the old notes again?

  8. Re:.htaccess on How To Keep a Web Site Local? · · Score: 2, Funny

    With twelfty sub-pages in the store, and twelfty links on each, what more do you need?

  9. Re:People who claim to be "center-left" on Filmmaker Working On Eye-Socket Camera · · Score: 1

    [Citation needed]

  10. Re:Developers should use *slow* machines on Can SSDs Be Used For Software Development? · · Score: 1

    The question was about disk io, not cpu or ram.
    Anyway, some of us develop server software that should run on these nuclear-powered, warp-10, FTL machines - if only reality were that rosy. And no, at my workplace we only have mediocre dual-cores with 2-4GB RAM.

  11. Re:A Little Bit of History Repeating on Sacrificing Accuracy For Speed and Efficiency In Processors · · Score: 1

    The Monte Carlo method was what I thought of when RTFS. In the wikipedia article there's for example a neat way to calculate pi with whatever precision you want. And as a little anecdote, I used this method once for a board game in a school project. It beat the hell out of some minimax variants.

  12. Re:Enact the assault sword ban! on Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon "Batleth" · · Score: 1

    Thank you for taking me seriously. Never saw that coming.

  13. Re:Enact the assault sword ban! on Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon "Batleth" · · Score: 2, Funny

    In contrast a skilled unarmed martial artist will find it harder to fight off many unarmed people at once (some poor bastard may have to be the shield, but too bad).

    Not true, just watch any Jackie Chan movie!

  14. Re:Dear Iranian nation on Iran Has Put a Satellite Into Orbit · · Score: 1

    Iraq: Lots of oil

    North Korea: It's difficult to find a poorer country on earth

  15. Re:Will never work... on Researchers One Step Closer To Creating Life · · Score: 1

    I bet the researchers were at least semi-conscious while doing their experiments. Coincidence?

  16. Re:That's what abortions are for ... on My Genome, My Self? · · Score: 1

    One bunch of retards fighting another because "God told them to."

    I think "God" is often framed when people say this, no voice-hearing necessary to explain that.

  17. Re:At the risk of sounding like a freebsd fanboi on FreeBSD 7.1 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    Code is code. It isn't like it has feelings.

    That hurts. What do you think half of us posters here are, you insensitive clod?

  18. Re:Kill!!! on Tales From the Support Crypt · · Score: 1

    End users come with very varying abilities. And the problems that need to be solved are very varying as well. I totally agree with you that end users shouldn't meddle with routing issues and similar. That does not mean that the GP can't have a valid point as well.

  19. Re:Abroad? on Study Abroad For Computer Science Majors? · · Score: 1

    Reykjavik University in Iceland here, any course with a foreign student enlisted is taught in english.

  20. What can stop them? on Fairpoint Pledges To Violate Net Neutrality · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What can stop them?

    Competition, one would hope.

  21. Re:No Personality? on Octopuses Have No Personalities and Enjoy HDTV · · Score: 1

    Damn you! Is there a sequel?

  22. Re:No 2009 is not the year of desktop LInux but .. on 2009, Year of the Linux Delusion · · Score: 1

    What plugins is he talking about?

    ActiveX FTW!

  23. Re:IE updates on Microsoft Rushes Internet Explorer Patch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Tightly bound indeed. I've been postponing the inevitable reboot all day long (GMT here). It's ridiculous to need a reboot just for a browser update.

  24. Re:I call BS on The End of Individual Genius? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think that genius density isn't necessarily increasing, but rather the visibility of genius. I'd say that education has become much better and more widespread in the last 100-200 years, and thus your modern day genius has a much better chance of both getting a good background for his/her genre, as well as an opportunity to get the genius products out. History must be full of local geniuses that the rest of the world never heard of.

  25. Re:Effect on Earth rotation? on Future of Space Elevator Looks Shaky · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To use a car analogy, do you think that a fly sitting on your car's antenna will drastically alter your fuel consumption?