...I have a leaked Slashdot document revealing the Slashdot just got bought by Amazon.com... it's going to become the online tech news marketplace.
It's real, man. CowboyNeal signed it himself. You can't read it, though... I... uh... it's... [CONNECTION TERMINATED]
Anybody who thinks that the Wii doesn't promote exercise has never been in Walmart and heard "Attention shoppers, we just got a shipment of Nintendo Wii's in at the electronics desk." come over the PA.
I still haven't managed to beat VI. You know, that console game where the object of the game is to edit a file and then quit? That's a really hard one, and I'm so disappointed that I got so close, but didn't finish it this year. Ah well, there's always 2008.
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PLEASE tell me it's William Hung!
6 to 8 years, you say? Well, then, they'll be ready to upgrade about the time the next version of Debian is released.
RTFA, dude. They injected the whale sperm into cow eggs. So TECHNICALLY, the dna was only nanometers apart.
So, all they have to do is clone Lance Bass and they'll have a hat trick on the new list.
Okay, but what about human experimentation? *cringes*
I read that as "they need to be scanned"... nmap style? Sounds painful.
Depending on which SMP chip you're talking about, FreeBSD will now run 15% faster than Linux on your toaster.
You're an electromechanical... err...
...pretty lights... Wait, where am I? Who are... 4!
You mean like this?
You must sell Blu-Ray.
Dude, he's being sarcastic. You should totally not go through with this.
BTW, welcome to Slashdot.
You can run Rogue on a DNS server? Sweet! I know what I'm doing this weekend...
Ehrm... You missed.
...is that CowboyNeal is in that 6%.
I see a lot of shortcomings in Minix. It's a toy os, and that doesn't satisfy me. I think I'll make my own. Yeah, that's the ticket.
(With apologies to Linus Torvalds)
Who told you?
I was young, I was stupid, and I was weak. It won't happen again.
...I have a leaked Slashdot document revealing the Slashdot just got bought by Amazon.com... it's going to become the online tech news marketplace. It's real, man. CowboyNeal signed it himself. You can't read it, though... I... uh... it's... [CONNECTION TERMINATED]
Past dating partners? You're on Slashdot, dude. Computerized entities don't use dating sites.
I'm waiting for the swimsuit edition.
...the mafia!
Slashdotted. I think. Or lazy.
Anybody who thinks that the Wii doesn't promote exercise has never been in Walmart and heard "Attention shoppers, we just got a shipment of Nintendo Wii's in at the electronics desk." come over the PA.
I still haven't managed to beat VI. You know, that console game where the object of the game is to edit a file and then quit? That's a really hard one, and I'm so disappointed that I got so close, but didn't finish it this year. Ah well, there's always 2008.
I beg to differ. I've seen bricks used as paperweights, doorstops, melee weapons, missiles, jackstands, stepping stools, water-saving devices, exercise equipment, depth probes, counterweights, tourist attractions, ballast, keyless entry devices, cookware, heating elements, hammers...
I will not have you slandering the name of the noble and versatile brick!
...when all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.
No worries, mate. I'm a ham radio op... and a programmer... I'll have an open source control program along shortly.
Alternatively, I could write support into GNU Radio.