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  1. Re:Meaning on Amazonian Tribe Has No Word To Express Numbers · · Score: 1

    Or they just assume the meaning of life is a lot.

    Which seems about as good as our best estimate.

  2. Finally! My biggest fears adressed! on The Pirate Bay's Plans To Encrypt the 'Net · · Score: 0

    I've been thinking about this for years now.

    Go a step ahead in the arms race. Start encrypting before people the control gets to an unbearable point.

    This is guillotining the king when he's still trying to make the senate make remove his position's time limit.

    Just knowing that this is important for more people makes me a bit happier.

    Thanks for the good news. Now tell me someone is addressing how to create an internet that doesn't depend on telecom corporations and I may cry.

  3. Re:wow, long article, here's the answer to the tea on The Software Behind the Mars Phoenix Lander · · Score: 1

    basically, its because the code is part of a space vehicle regulated by international arms and trafficking laws. That means Joe Blow doesnt get it.

    Sorry dude, you're Joe Blow. Unless you're reading this from a JPL/NASA'ish sort of place. Then you're just smirking.

    Maybe he's a rocket scientist. What do you know about Mr. Blow's job?

  4. Re:What editors? on Dell Colludes With RIAA, Disables Stereo Mix · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm eight and have ADD, you insensitive.. LOOK! A BUNNY!

  5. Anywhere in the world. on Photonic Switching to Boost Internet Speeds · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Speed and more speed...Speed isn't giving us freedom anytime soon.

    We need to invent a non blockable way of communicating before the governments of the world unite in locking internet.

    Someone go invent an x-ray connection, or something.

  6. Re:Next up - how to remove your own liver on How To Check Yourself For Abnormal Genes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bucket? Stapler?

    I think you're talking about the more advanced operation "How to remove your liver and live just long enough to put it in a bucket.

    People should start with "Remove your liver" that just requires the knife, and then grow up to more complex things.

    If you enjoyed this comment you may also like:
    "Replacing your blood with pink lemonade and how to stop the brutal pain".

  7. Re:The problem with the voting system... on Avi Rubin Has Some Optimistic Words About E-Voting · · Score: 1

    The modding system shouldn't be used to promote the moderator's opinions.

    I could be strongly against his comments and still consider them informative or interesting.

    In this case, I consider the post dogmatic and not very original while I agree with it. However I can't mod anyway because I've already discussed in this and other parts of this thread.

  8. Re:I bet... on Meet the Laptop You Will (Won't?) Use In 2015 · · Score: 4, Funny

    that Felix Schmidberger looks at his fingers while he types.

    Hah, onlu dumb peopke meed to look ar their fongerd ti write.

  9. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea on Meet the New Chess Boxing Champion of the World · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Damn! I have some but already posted on this thread.

  10. Re:Afterwards in a rare exhibition match..... on Meet the New Chess Boxing Champion of the World · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would so play in the "Counter Strike / Kick Boxing" league...

    "Pwnwhat? Damn sniper. Come here! I'll tear your head off."

  11. Re:Solar system's velocity on First Images of Solar System's Invisible Frontier · · Score: 2, Funny

    [...]assuming that the average of these would be zero IF the Sun had no velocity except that required for its orbit
    around Galactic center. The average isn't, so the Sun has an extra velocity component, which is just the negative of this average. It turns out to be around 16.5 km/sec diagonally inward and slightly upward from its rotation.

    It must be funny getting lost in your neighborhood and asking you for directions.

  12. Re:In related news.... on Minnesota Pays Video Game Industry $65K In Fees · · Score: 1

    too bad that 15 year didn't have GTA to play. He would have known to have sex with the hooker first.

    However he did have Larry. That's how he knew to avoid sex with the hooker at all cost.

  13. Eight years too late. on Drug Reverses Retardation In Mice · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or two legislatures, as you prefer.

  14. Re:Good. on Intentional GPS Jamming On the Increase · · Score: 4, Funny

    If your driving examiner tells you to mow the old lady down or speed up to 80 in a 30 area, you wouldn't do it

    Clearly you didn't get your license in Spain, where some people spend up to 3500e ($5514.95). Where each fail after the first four can cost you 1500e. Where some people offer money, sexual favors, etc to the examiners.

    If the examiner tells you to mow down a lady, you ask "HOW HIGH!".

  15. Re:Ways to prevent jamming. on Intentional GPS Jamming On the Increase · · Score: 4, Funny

    So many lawyers, so few mad scientists...

  16. Ways to prevent jamming. on Intentional GPS Jamming On the Increase · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The best way of jamming the signals will soon be to down the satellite.

    How hard is to hit a satellite right now?

    What's the best method? Microwaves? Laser? Missile? Or my preferred method, Killer satellite robot.

  17. Re:Still bound by the speed of light on ET Will Phone Home Using Neutrinos, Not Photons · · Score: 1

    Such a species cannot survive.

    trees. I know nobody reads yesterday's news, but that post should be linked in the moderating guidelines for "Insightful".
  18. Re:This is new? on New 'Phlashing' Attack Sabotages Hardware · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure I remember stories about viruses that could destroy hardware, I remember stories about viruses that could infect the computer human user.

    I didn't believe in them, though.

  19. Re:Pharphetched naming on New 'Phlashing' Attack Sabotages Hardware · · Score: 4, Funny

    I pheel it phaitphully phollows the phirst uses oph it.

  20. Re:Still bound by the speed of light on ET Will Phone Home Using Neutrinos, Not Photons · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Such a species cannot survive. Even a lack of natural predators wouldn't help: geologically active planets would take care of them. Such a species could be "big" enough as to not be affected by such measly matters.

    Such a species might live and sense the universe in several more dimensions than us. A single galaxy in a single three dimensional volume might be the smallest of it's body "cells".

    Planetary geological activity would bother them about as much as quark behavior bothers us. i.e.: They'd need much advancement to even be able to detect it.
  21. Re:Civil rights of aliens on ET Will Phone Home Using Neutrinos, Not Photons · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, because ET will be required by law to release his encryption method and keys.

  22. Re:Still bound by the speed of light on ET Will Phone Home Using Neutrinos, Not Photons · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Milky Way is about 100,000ly across, so the ping times from one side to the other would be 200,000 years - try playing Intergalactic Counter Strike over that. You're assuming a being that senses time as we do. An alien creature might live for millions of years and generate the simplest thought in years. two hundred thousand years might be a blink, for them.

    The time from big bang to big crunch might be a "day" for them. Our entire civilization would be like a lightning flash. They'd consider carbon based civilizations as random events that cover entire galaxies in an instant and then fade to void by the next.

    If that's the case, I don't think we'd be much interested in their messages, though.
  23. Re:Civil rights of aliens on ET Will Phone Home Using Neutrinos, Not Photons · · Score: 1

    Of course not. They are a matter on national security, the president can bypass the need for a warrant.

  24. Re:Imagine the first alien message! on ET Will Phone Home Using Neutrinos, Not Photons · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It's not a penis, it's a snerkleopter. Quoting your stepfather?
  25. Imagine the first alien message! on ET Will Phone Home Using Neutrinos, Not Photons · · Score: 5, Funny

    We'll learn precisely what kind of chemical product aliens use to enlarge their penis.