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  1. China on Microsoft Says No To Paying Bug Bounties · · Score: -1, Redundant

    This alone could fuel China's economy.

    There wouldn't be enough ships to transport the gold from Fort Knox to Gùgng.

  2. Human rights on A Windows Phone 7 For Every Microsoftie · · Score: 0, Troll

    I truly hope they aren't forced to actually use them.

    I can imagine the poor microsofties (I wonder what their gfs and wives think of the name) having to hide in the bathroom to use their Android phones.

    Amnesty international should investigate this.

    Hey! A solution would be to open the w7phones, empty them and put an old htc inside! That way not only they'd reduce employee suicide but it may become marketable!

  3. No examples on Contextual Ads Based On Images · · Score: 5, Funny

    This would be Epic if they add Clippy-like messages.

    "I see you've got a very ugly gf. Do you want to hire a prettier one? Click on me for today's special promotions".

  4. Re:It stands to reason on World of Warcraft Can Boost Your Career · · Score: 1

    Fallacious, asshat.

    QED

    As you can see here, the specimen at hand has mastered the simultaneous application of both /. and 4chan discussion techniques.

    As an additional example, one could reply with:

    You should've quoted "Fallacious", cumdump.

    It's left as an exercise for the reader to further correct the reply with progressively grosser garniture.

  5. I have estimated on US Targeting China In New Anti-Piracy Drive · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've estimated the US government owes me 1.63 billion dollars in lost sales.

    Because of the existance of the US, I lost the chance of selling my ballpen for exactly 1.63 billion dollars.

    Yes, my claim is much closer to reality than theirs and no, I won't explain how exactly I'm entitled to money from sales I didn't do, either.

  6. Re:It stands to reason on World of Warcraft Can Boost Your Career · · Score: 4, Funny

    The hours passed in Slashdot are also very productive. /. removed my upper bound on the douchebaggery and reasoning logic purity I'm capable of displaying.

    If extending the discussion enough to win it by attrition doesn't work, I can switch to "that argument is falacious and I'll explain you why, in excruciatingly verbose detail" mode.

    Now I just need to spend some time in 4chan and I'll be able to discuss on level even with a partially retarded frog.

  7. Re:Difficult to implement on UK Royalty Group Wants ISPs To Pay For Pirating Customers · · Score: 1

    That's why some people in Spain buy all those products (except ISP) out of the country.

  8. Re:No further prosecution? on UK Royalty Group Wants ISPs To Pay For Pirating Customers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear god, now I'm suddenly in favor of this proposal.

    Pr0n tax ftw!

    Of course there would have to be public polls to vote for the best content, which should get the most compensation.

    Or it could become part of the political parties' program. Democrats could promote child porn for their christian voters, and democrats... bestialism for the hippies? There's still so much to investigate... I suggest a ministry of pr0n to be created right now.

  9. Re:the most condensed form of energy ... on New Material Can Store Vast Amounts of Energy · · Score: 1

    Yes, I feel perfectly safe. The energy is just as dangerous as the vast amounts of nuclear energy stored in the atomic nuclei of the apple sitting on my desk.

    For a second there, I imagined a guy in a radiation suit; next to his mouse, a apple, green glow pulsating on phase with a deep buzzing sound.

  10. Re:Batteries on New Material Can Store Vast Amounts of Energy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This will be awesome for mobile devices, if they can make it cheap and compact enough.

    Unless it weights 1kg/cm3

  11. Re:Stats on In UK, Computer Science Graduates the Least Employable · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I hate statistics, they're so over and incorrectly used.

    Always?

    I hate absolutes, they're so often incorrectly used...

  12. Re:Why would anyone fall for MS? on Microsoft To Add Yet Another Smartphone OS This Year · · Score: 1

    Now you have the enterprise idea of costumer retention via proprietary data storage.

    Otherwise known as TBBC, for tailor bondage by backup closing.

  13. Re:Bangkok renamed on Thailand Shuts Down 43,000 More Websites · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Interestingly, Bangkok is only the international name, in Thai it's called Krungthep.

    Does Krungthep say, in Thai, anything about banging cocks?

    Yes, it's a serious question.

    Stop smirking!

  14. Re:Seems Fair. on "Ladies Night" Declared Illegal In Minnesota · · Score: 1

    I don't know where people got the idea that excluding someone based on their sex is discriminatory

    Probably they got that idea from the dictionary.

    You should consider buying one.

  15. Re:Great news, everybody! on Fermilab Experiment Hints At Multiple Higgs Particles · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Dr. Jackson the subjects for irradiation experiment 46, codename Hulk, are in position"
    "Perfect! Let's hope these bikers don't melt too soon"

  16. We're important! on NASA Warns of Potential "Huge Space Storm" In 2013 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Let other people push further in space travel, we're too busy predicting space weather a year in advance.

    It does sound important.

  17. Re:This Slashdot Article Is Libel on Uwe Boll, Other Filmmakers Sue Thousands of Movie Pirates · · Score: 1

    That's allegedly what everyone else does?

  18. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. on Uwe Boll, Other Filmmakers Sue Thousands of Movie Pirates · · Score: 1

    (believe it or not BJ in limos and abusing teenagers with delusions of future movie stardom and major motivators in their business choice, more than the profit).

    I wonder how much would the average slashdot member do in exchange for BJ in limos and FUN with 20 year old future actresses.

    And I wonder how many DF fans interpreted "FUN" as drowning the actresses in magma.

  19. War on Google Researcher Issues How-To On Attacking XP · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The classic "selling cheap weapons to the neighbouring country".

    You can use it too. Instead of smearing your competitor for a raise, give his secrets to one of his subordinates.

  20. Re:Why Anti-Circumvention Sucks on "Canadian DMCA" Rising From the Dead · · Score: 1

    In the US, if you have a DVD designed not to play on your computer and you watch it in VLC, if the Movie Studios found out, they could successfully sue you cause you bypassed DRM.

    And why on earth would you buy a DVD in the US then?

    It's more expensive than downloading it and equally criminal.

    Unless you happen to have bought a DVD player, which would make little sense, having a computer that plays dvds.

  21. Re:My Brain Pain Increased by Two-Thirds ... on Acupuncture May Trigger a Natural Painkiller · · Score: 1

    C'est l'attaque la pêche, vous insensible Claude!

    Brilliant.

  22. Re:pathetic on Pakistan Lifts Ban After Facebook Deletes Offending Page · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have just one question.

    Am I the only one who doesn't give a flying fuck about what facebook censors, as long as it doesn't affect me?

    It's not like it's a fundamental need. If they ever bother me, I'll stop using it.

    I'm not interested in what they do with the info I post, as I consider it about as secure as screaming that info in a train station. I'm not interested in whether they cave in to fundamentalist claims, nor any other kinds of claims; I don't use it as a platform to spread my religious disbeliefs. I'm simply not interested on the politics of Facebook.

    Just as I wouldn't care if gmail decided to write "ISLAM IS THE BEST!!!!1111 lololol" in every mail sent by someone in the middle east. As long as I find it useful I'll use it. As soon as it bothers me, I'll stop using it.

    Would you care if the S of slashdot was actually a picture of a million diminute swasticas?

  23. Re:pathetic on Pakistan Lifts Ban After Facebook Deletes Offending Page · · Score: 4, Funny

    8===> O:

    ^^ That is Muhammad sucking cock. Does that make you uncomfortable? Why or why not?

    It does make me feel uncomfortable. It's wrong.

    The '>' should, obviously be a 'D'.

  24. Re:My Brain Pain Increased by Two-Thirds ... on Acupuncture May Trigger a Natural Painkiller · · Score: 2, Informative

    after wondering how they measure

    "mice with normal adenosine function experienced a two-thirds drop in paw pain"

    By facial expression.

    http://www.google.fr/search?hl=fr&q=facial+expression+mice+pain+&meta=

  25. Re:"No option to defend yourself"? on Where Do You Go When Google Locks You Out? · · Score: 1

    Why not create another account to let your users know what's going on, and to contact Google support staff?

    Why not read the fine article and discover the he did just that and it didn't help?

    Because now everybody else (and we're quite a lot) knows the answer without having to RTFA. (thus your informative mod)

    For me it's one of the greater virtues of Slashdot. In a quick browse I can have the news and all the most obvious questions and additional info, answered and linked. I even think, from time to time, about submitting something to Slashdot just to get the base analysis.