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  1. Torrent on What Does It Take To Get a PC With XP? · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Buy a PC
    2. Download Windows XP through your favorite Torrent site
    3. Install Windows XP
    4. Enjoy...
  2. Down on Satellite Internet Providers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come back down to lower Canada...

  3. Re:Read / write cycles on Japanese Scientists Develop Long-Life Flash Memory · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Of course, if wear leveling was performed perfectly, then pretty much the entire array would fail at once, right?

    I have 4 wheels bearings on my Chrysler, and even though all of my wheels rotate with a perfect synchronism, only one of my bearings fails at a time, and the other ones don't follow ther brother in the next few miles...

    Remember that at this scale, only an atom of difference could make some of those individual bits fail a year before the other...

  4. I had a dream... on Disgruntled Engineer Hijacks San Francisco's Computer System · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We all dream about doing this to our ex-employer, but he's the one who's had the balls to do it!

  5. BaBar Experiment on New Particle Found, the Bottom-Most Bottomonium · · Score: 1

    Now, for the first time, collaborators on the BaBar experiment at the U.S. Department of Energyâ(TM)s (DOE) Stanford Linear Accelerator Center (SLAC)...

    I mean, I guess this experiment has nothing to do with testing on animals

  6. ValuSoft on Best Buy Is Selling Ubuntu · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The publisher of this boxed release of Ubuntu Linux is ValuSoft according to Best Buy website. Going on the ValuSoft website, I found they're a *cheap stuff* publishing company, and even worse, I couldn't find Ubuntu on their own web site...

    This makes me ask the question: Why don't they sell it on their website too if it's such a good idea to sell it?

  7. Cheapo kiosks on Best Buy Is Selling Ubuntu · · Score: 1

    It's been unnoticed probably because it was displayed in those unbranded cheapo kiosks selling Phantasmagoria for 9.99$ and Outpost for 4.99$

  8. A matter of time on Massive, Coordinated Patch To the DNS Released · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is utterly serious! And only a matter of time before attackers compromise DNS on servers and/or clients.

    The good news is this is a really strange situation where the fix does not immediate reveal the vulnerability and reverse engineering isn't directly possible.

    And wow! Great news! There's a very critical flaw over the entire Internet name-to-IP infrastructure. But don't bother, it will take time before the bad guys find what we fixed...

  9. Only overseas? on Telecom Immunity Bill Hides Spying Provisions · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this bill loosens the rules for US-to-Canada communications? Because, oh my god, what if the NSA did know about my next vacation to Quebec City...

  10. Re:Down already? on Simple Mod Turns Diodes Into Photon Counters · · Score: 1

    Yes, and my post was exactly a joke... maybe not a good one since I had to explain it...

  11. Re:Down already? on Simple Mod Turns Diodes Into Photon Counters · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Check your internet connection
    2. Post on slashdot that the site has been slashdotted ONLY if your internet connection was working on step one
  12. Re:I've been caught... on How to Fight Name Scraping Scammers? · · Score: 1

    *Hum hum*

    As of july 7th, 3:46PM, I no more have a girlfriend...

  13. Total recall on Ray Gun Puts Voices Inside Your Head · · Score: 1

    Will they finally be able to sell vacation to other planets and just "implant" the souvenir of this trip in my head? Exciting!

  14. I've been caught... on How to Fight Name Scraping Scammers? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been caught by my girlfriend... she received a message on an online dating service (WTF!!!) from a guy searching for a Fu** friend. This guy was *ME*. Someone stole my picture off Facebook, and sent it to my girlfriend pretending *HE* was *ME*. Maybe I should just deactivate my Facebook account if I want to keep my girlfriend. Or maybe I should prevent her from having an account on an online dating service!

  15. Re:North Korea on Firefox Breaks 8 Million, Gets Into Guinness · · Score: 1

    A picture is worth a thousand words... North Korean people are really green, they shut their cities lights at night!

  16. North Korea on Firefox Breaks 8 Million, Gets Into Guinness · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Funny... nobody from North Korea downloaded Firefox 3.

  17. White on blue on Best Color Scheme For Coding, Easiest On the Eyes? · · Score: 1

    I don't know about what gives the least headaches, but I know that what gives me the most headaches is white characters on a blue background...

  18. Re:Cycles on North Pole Ice On Track To Melt By September? · · Score: 1

    Ok, I got a link for this, I knew I read that somewhere... It says 10 percent every one billion years or so... pretty small fraction isn't it? But with all other parameters taken into account, like the runaway greenhouse effect, the effect on Earth's warming is a little heavier.

  19. Cycles on North Pole Ice On Track To Melt By September? · · Score: 0, Troll

    There are cycles on our planet, and that's a fact. We can count at least 4 cycles of global glaciation that we know of. But at a scale a lot greater than the human one, our sun is growing fast. A couple hundredths of a percent every decade. So our faith is there. As the sun will grow larger and larger, our planet is going to heat more and more, and there's absolutely nothing we can do about it.

    In the course of our tiny human life, we will never see the planet completely ice-free, nor will we ever witness Nenets Beach. But it's a fact we can see a slight difference, and it's a fact that WE make a slight difference on climate change. But our destiny is that of our Sun

  20. Re:Interesting reversal on ICANN Board Approves Wide Expansion of TLDs · · Score: 1

    Anyway, the Internet is ALREADY a global Red Light District...

  21. Re:great firewall of china on Canadian Gov't Victim of Cyberattacks · · Score: 1

    Would it not be really easy to misattribute the sources of these attacks to Chinese-gov't sources when everybody in China connects to the Net through a gov't-controlled firewall? It would also be easy for the Chinese govt to just say "We have investigated on our side, and the exact source of the attack is a very well known hacker from Shanghai. We arrested him", while in fact, it came from a govt spying center dedicated to attack other govt's infrastructures. What would be the difference between a Chinese-govt-generated packet, and a well-known-hacker-generated packet, once it got through their firewall?
  22. Re:U5? on Canadian Gov't Victim of Cyberattacks · · Score: 1

    Aren't those the 5 most prominant English-speaking countries?

    Is France REALLY a country where English language is dominant? Mmmm.... Not!
  23. Re:U5? on Canadian Gov't Victim of Cyberattacks · · Score: 5, Informative

    I submitted this story, and am a french Canadian. The google translation was not wrong, the article really stated "the U5 countries". I did some research after I posted, and found really NO INFORMATION about this "organization". Maybe it's just a term internally used by the Canadian secret services. I'm as confused as you all about the presence of N-Z on such a short list :-)

  24. Photoshopped hi-res signature on Schneier Asks Why We Accept Fax Signatures · · Score: 1

    Now imagine I have a high resolution scan of a contract for which I want a signature pasted to it, like the fax example you gave at first: You cut the signature of someone, paste it at the bottom of the contract, then scan it at a high resolution.

    You then take Photoshop, enchance the contrast so the whites are white, and the blacks are black. Then you use that pretty little Photoshop eraser, and make sure the border of your pasted signature can't be seen. This is kid's stuff!

    I still don't understand why a fax signature can be accepted too. The only signatures that should be approved should be Ink on paper handwritten signature, and certificate authority certified digital signature via EMail. I would feel a little safer then.

  25. Re:Good work so far on Canadians Organizing a Rally For Net Neutrality · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am an IT radio chronicler in Quebec city, in a radio which has been nearly dismantled by the CRTC 2 years ago. We were 50 000 people walking down the street to get our message heard by the politicians, we received a lot of attention from the medias saying that freedom of speech was taking a hit...

    What happened? The minister responsible for the CRTC said that she would not get involved in the debate, saying that the CRTC was an independant regulation commission and that it would be perceived as an invasion of the government in an independent commission.

    What did she do 2 weeks later? She got involved and promised to make room for an Italian television station in Toronto, spoke to the CRTC to make sure the television station would get approved. Why did she do it? She had Italian roots.

    Politicians in Canada get involved only when they can get a personal benefit of the actions they take. If the Minister responsible for the CRTC had suffered from Bell Canada's traffic shaping policy, he would make sure that the CRTC will take the decision to make Bell remove its traffic shaping policy, unless a brown enveloppe full of dirty money lying on his doorstep has been put there by some Bell Canada executive.

    Like everywhere in the world, politics is no more than corruption. Even in Canada.

    And what happened with my radio station? It's been bought by a friend of the regime who frequently has dinner with CRTC administration members, the controversial morningman has been fired, a new and more "regime friendly" morningman has been hired, and now, the ex-morningman has his own radio station on XM satellite radio, struggling to get 300 listeners.