User: Krneki

Re:Far too many big corps are unhappy with netbook

On: New AMD Processors Aiming Between Laptops and Netbooks

Agree.

These new netbooks are even sexier then the Macs.

Re:For the uninformed:

On: Critical Vulnerability In Adobe Reader

I agree, and it's damn fast too.

Re:They left Telnetd on it?

On: T-Mobile G1 Rooted

Why? Zee gemrmanz might hijack your 2m long cable?

Stupid bugs ....

Linux :(

On: Asus To Phase Out Sub-10" Eee PCs

When I bought my eee 10', Linux was not available, so much about freedom of choosing.

I managed to sell the WinXP licence though.

Asus EEE PC

On: PC Makers Try To Pinch Seconds From Their Boot Times

I use sleep and hibernation after a while. The boot time is way faster then my gaming PC.

AVG

On: Reliable, Free Anti-Virus Software?

AVG is good, but make sure you choose Custom install and remove all the extras.

Canary Islands - Spain

On: In UK, Broadband Limits Confuse Nine In Ten Users

Be happy, here in the Canary Islands (and I suspect the whole freaking Spain), 320kbps is all you got for upload.

There is no other ADSL option, so companies with more then 5 PC needs to pay for extra lines.

Elvis

On: Researchers Find Problems With RFID Passport Cards

So, if I want to be Elvis all I need is one of those new passports.

Cool.

Re:If it weren't for piracy

On: Microsoft Calls Today Global Anti-Piracy Day

Nah, I think pirates using Vista are a minority. I mean if anyone is smart enough to use torrents, I'm sure he ain't going to use Vista.

Re:Isn't There an Iron Maiden Song For This?

On: Windows 7 To Be Called ... Windows 7

7 like the seven cardinal sins?

I guess you had to be very evil in your previous life to be forced now to use Windows for the next years.

Re:Fist Prose

On: President Signs Law Creating Copyright Czar

Caribbean Islands, hhaarrrr!

Laser beams

On: Repairing Genetic Mutations With Lasers?

Now we just need a couple of sharks.

Re:Keyhole career.

On: UK Government Says More Spying Needed

Remember, remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason, why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

Stupid security.

On: Qantas Blames Wireless For Aircraft Incidents

I just got confiscated my aftershave and shampoo, because fluids are not allowed. Apparently they were above the maximum allowed capacity of 200ml. So next time you want to make a bomb, bring several small containers.

Bush

On: Landing IT Work Overseas

American US dollar is worth shit now. So now you are a 3rd world country offering cheap labour. A little exaggeration never hurts :)

Nagios is well knows in bigger enviroment

On: Nagios 3 Enterprise Network Monitoring

If you environment is big enough so you can employ at least 1 person to fully work with Nagios, then it's a great product. But out of the box it needs too much time to become usable. I'm talking of Nagios 2, I have no experience (yet) with Nagios 3.

Don't SMS or send mails at 05:00

On: Prevent Gmail From Emailing Under the Influence

Really, if you get an SMS in the middle of the night you know that whoever sent it was drunk. You don't even need to read it. So between 00:00 and 06:00 you never send an email or SMS. EVER!

Re:We can only hope

On: "Netbooks" Move Up In Notebook Rankings

AdBlock, NoScript and FlashBlock are your friends.

Holy church

On: Slashdot's Disagree Mail

I bet they would love a kid section too.

Re:Should lead to possibly great advertisements

On: How Kernel Hackers Boosted the Speed of Desktop Linux

Have you ever needed to use a firearm to solve any of your problems? Or do you have it just to feel secure?

Re:Hrmm

On: South Korea's Free Computer Game Business Model Hits the US

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Osama Bin Laden

On: Hackers Clone Elvis' Passport

I dare anyone to fake the ID of Osama Bin Laden and try to get to the US.

AI

On: Blizzard Awarded $6M Damages From MMOGlider

In the end we will see the first proper AI thanks to games. :)

Security guy

On: Council Sells Security Hole On Ebay

Dude, even if you manage to log into our network you can't steal our data. Because we have security cameras watching the building.

Tell them what?

On: Best Buy + Windows Guru = Apple Store Experience?

Since Vista sucks, what will this "gurus" tell them?