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  1. Google's pulled the plug temporarily on Google Experiments · · Score: 2

    From the Google Labs page:

    Thanks for your interest in Google Labs.

    The lab is temporarily closed as we deal with an experiment that got slightly out of hand. Nothing to be concerned about, really. All of our engineers are perfectly safe and there was never any real danger of it escaping into the wild.

    Please check back in a few hours. Everything should be back to normal then and science will march on once again. We appreciate your patience.

  2. $20,000,000.00 reserve on Window or Aisle? · · Score: 2

    Scroll down to the bottom. (Couldn't resist, sorry!)

  3. Re:This sounds so familiar... on More on Kazaa and Brilliant Digital Spyware · · Score: 2

    one: "All your base are belong to us!"

    Seeing as Brilliant Digital will be storing content on people's machines, don't you mean "All your disk are belong to us"?

    (Sorry.)

  4. Oops on TLD Registrar Wants To Charge $300 For .Pro Names · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can see the conversation with the registrar already:

    "Yes, my name is Seymour Edward Xavier, Ph.D. I'd like to register a .pro domain name for myself. Where do I fax my credentials?"

    (If you don't get it, think about it for a minute.)

  5. File systems? on HP/COMPAQ Publishes OS/product Roadmap · · Score: 3, Funny

    Decision: HP-UX will be the long-term UNIX for the new HP. Tru64 UNIX has some very advanced features -- including clustering and file systems -- and some of those will be integrated into HP-UX over time.

    Wow! Tru64 UNIX has support for file systems? What'll those Compaq engineers dream up next? Symbolic links?!

  6. Re:What?! on EU Plans to Tax Internet Sales · · Score: 2

    I don't think that has a lot to do with it, since shipping the items in question from the US would cost much more than from within the EU, therefore making up much of the difference.

    However, the prices are cheaper in the US for most things, which means that even factoring in shipping, it's still cheaper for Europeans to buy many things from North America.

  7. Re:Loophole on Windows on an iMac (says the invoice); Red Hat's Alternative · · Score: 2

    Nah. The "or better" wording takes care of that nicely. ;)

  8. What?! on EU Plans to Tax Internet Sales · · Score: 3, Funny

    In a bid to help European online sales, the EU is planning to tax online transactions.

    In other news, in a bid to help women feel safer while walking alone at night, the government is planning to legalize rape.

    WTF?!

  9. Loophole on Windows on an iMac (says the invoice); Red Hat's Alternative · · Score: 2

    The precise implementation of the agreement seems to vary depending on what part of the world you're in, but the inclusion of Macs in the headcount, and the insistence that you have to count all PCs rather than just a specific number you want to license, is probably general. In the US "Microsoft Schools Agreement 3.0," for example, "100 per cent of all Pentiums, Power Macs, iMacs or better" are specified, whereas the FAQ document for the UK Microsoft School Agreement says "You need to count 100% of all Pentiums, Power Macs and iMacs."

    Is it just me, or do I spot a loophole?

  10. Re:Rob should be using his ISP's SMTP server on MAPS vs. Gordon Feyck: Who Owns the DUL? · · Score: 2

    Why the hell should dialup users do MX lookups themselves? Dialup users should send their outgoing mail via SMTP to their ISP's mail server and let it do the work.

    There is almost never a legitimate reason for dialup clients to be doing direct delivery of mail!

  11. Rob should be using his ISP's SMTP server on MAPS vs. Gordon Feyck: Who Owns the DUL? · · Score: 2

    Incidentally, the DUL is currently stopping CmdrTaco from directly emailing one of the Slash coders.

    That's because he's trying to connect to the coder's ISP's SMTP server directly to send the mail. That SMTP server sees that Rob is coming in from a dialup pool and refuses the mail, as it bloody well should.

    Solution: Rob should be using his ISP's SMTP server.

  12. Great people on Attack of the Clones to Cost Economy $300m · · Score: 2

    This is the sort of people that run pstwo.net. Great folk, apparently. Very in-tune with netiquette...

  13. Children's Saying on "EverQuest II" to debut in 2003 · · Score: 2

    If at first you don't addict, try, try again!

  14. Re:Sun's New "Insanity First" Initiative. on Sun's Linux Exec Departs · · Score: 2

    8) Buy Compaq.

    They already beat Sun to it. Sorry, Bowie. ;)

  15. Re:OMG, someone needs a whap with the CLUE STICK on 21.3" LCD Monitor Reviewed · · Score: 2

    The price is already stratospheric! In actual fact, DVI input requires less processing than VGA input, but it's still regarded as a premium item. Case in point: Samsung's 171T is 1/3 the price of this monstrosity and has both DVI and VGA inputs...

  16. OMG, someone needs a whap with the CLUE STICK on 21.3" LCD Monitor Reviewed · · Score: 2

    This monitor is over THREE THOUSAND US DOLLARS and it doesn't even have a DVI INPUT?!

    What the hell was NEC thinking?!?!

  17. Re:And if you want to feel even more insignifigant on Hubble's Upgrade: Pretty Pictures · · Score: 1

    That puts things into perspective nicely. Thanks for the factoids. Makes you stop and think...

  18. Re:Calling all programmers ... on An interview with Ad-Aware's Nicholas Stark · · Score: 1

    I second that motion. (Click my URL above to see what I mean. ;)

  19. Re:boot disk ad-aware needed on An interview with Ad-Aware's Nicholas Stark · · Score: 1

    The admin machine is not sharing any drives.

    \\machinename\C$ for one...

  20. Re:The Legality Of Spyware on An interview with Ad-Aware's Nicholas Stark · · Score: 2

    Many of those irregularities come from words imported from other languages. For example, stimulus becomes stimuli, but genus becomes genera. Ignoramus is a Latin-sounding word, and indeed is of Latin origin. But it wasn't a noun in its original language; it was a first-person plural verb! So ignoramus is pluralized in the typical English fashion: ignoramuses.

    And datum becomes data. :)

    It's "grammar." ;-)

    Ouch...

  21. Re:The Legality Of Spyware on An interview with Ad-Aware's Nicholas Stark · · Score: 1

    Oxen are just soooo cute, like little baby seals. See what I mean? No? That's my point. Oxen couldn't be cute if they tried.

  22. Re:The Legality Of Spyware on An interview with Ad-Aware's Nicholas Stark · · Score: 1

    If you have more than one octopus, they are octopii, not octopusses. Hence, virii.

  23. Re:Political/Marketing clout? on Segway Getting Real-Life Tests · · Score: 2

    That has to be some sort of record. Not only is that undoubtedly the single longest run-on sentence I have ever read, it is also one of the funniest.

    Good work, UPS-san. :)

  24. Re:Political/Marketing clout? on Segway Getting Real-Life Tests · · Score: 2

    Who the hell needs FedEx when the competition has employees with imagination like yours?! :)

  25. Re:Some good technical points on Segway Getting Real-Life Tests · · Score: 2

    w00t! Most amusing. :) I've been lusting over a Segway ever since they were unveiled, and I want one so badly! I'm going to try to get my hands on one as soon as they're offered to the public. It'll put me in the poor house, though... :(