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  1. Re:It is doomed on Richard Garriott Quits NCSoft · · Score: 3, Funny

    My biggest complaint about Tabula Rasa was that it was so generic. When I got into the beta, from all the material and previews I'd read, I was expecting something like WW2 Online (but good) against an intelligent, dynamic AI army.

    Instead I played WoW with crappy pseudo-FPS controls. About the only innovative feature was the cloning, and even the appeal of that was diminished by the near-Korean levels of grinding the game required.

  2. The Spirit rover is dying on Mars Rover "Spirit" In Danger · · Score: 0

    It is official; NASA now confirms: The Spirit rover is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Mars exploration community when NASA confirmed that the rover's power level has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent. Coming close on the heels of the recent Phoenix Lander failure, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. The Spirit is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by a story on Slashdot regarding its power failures.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict the Spirit rover's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the Spirit rover faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the Spirit rover because the Spirit rover is dying. Things are looking very bad for the Spirit rover. As many of us are already aware, the Spirit rover continues to lose power. Machine oil flows like a river of blood.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    NASA states that there are 89 watt hours of energy. How much energy is required each day? Let's see. There are heaters including one that protects a science instrument, the miniature thermal emission spectrometer, as well as communications equipment. Now NASA has had to switch all these off.

    Due to the troubles of metric/imperial conversion and so on, the Beagle Probe crashed and attention was taken over by the Phoenix Lander. Now the Phoenix Lander is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another rusting hulk.

    All major surveys show that the Spirit rover has steadily declined in power. the Spirit rover is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. The Spirit rover continues to decay. Nothing short of a Martians with batteries could save the Spirit rover from its fate at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the Spirit rover is dead.

  3. Re:dogs? on Dogs To Sniff Out Smokers · · Score: 1

    I heard Obama's looking for a dog...

  4. I'm confused on EU Council Refuses To Release ACTA Documents · · Score: 3, Insightful

    democratic law making?

    the EU

    Can someone explain the relation, please?

  5. Re:Here's One for Slashdot Stories! on (Useful) Stupid Regex Tricks? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next week: (Useful) Stupid Starcraft Tricks.

    You can assign a building, building add-on, or a group of up to 12 units to a single key. To do this, select what you want to assign, then hold down Control and select a number on the keyboard between 0-9. Then, when you want to select what you assigned, simply press the number of the group that you want. Pressing a group number twice will center the screen on the group.

  6. Re:Not really biased on Press Favored Obama Throughout Campaign · · Score: 1

    The Democratic Primary (or at least the Clinton-Obama part) did seem to get more media coverage. On the other hand, that's possibly because the Democrat primary was effectively between 2 candidates who'd both be their respective firsts if they won, as compared to
    "Old man who was a POW vs old man who was an actor vs old man who wants to change the Constitution vs old man who thinks Jews did WTC"

  7. Re:SHOCK AMAZEMENT on Press Favored Obama Throughout Campaign · · Score: 0, Troll

    Not-Yet-Mass-Murderer-George-Pervert-Fucker-Bush

    Is there some part of recent American history I've missed? Where does the mass murdering and pervert fucking come in?

  8. The 2008 post-election drinking game on Press Favored Obama Throughout Campaign · · Score: 4, Funny

    1) Go to Daily Kos or a similar site and retrieve a vanity post from 2004 whining about Bush stealing the election
    2) Replace Bush with Obama, and post to FreeRepublic
    3) Drink a shot everytime someone replies positively
    4) Die of alcohol poisoning

    Irony laden fun for the whole family.

  9. Erm, this is Slashdot on German Doctor Cures an HIV Patient With a Bone Marrow Transplant · · Score: 4, Funny

    What relevance do sexually transmitted diseases have here?

  10. Re:I don't think there's consensus on Michael Crichton Dead At 66 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's been confirmed by Netcraft.

  11. Re:Option past "dismissed" on Blizzard Sued By South Carolina Inmate · · Score: 1

    I dunno about you lot, but in Britain someone can be declared a vexatious litigant and banned from suing people. Do you have anything similar?

  12. Re:Obama's victory speech in full on Bones Found Near Crash Site Confirmed Fossett's · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I think he's waiting till inflation's got bad enough that $5000 buys you a loaf of bread and a circus ticket.

  13. Re:Whats the difference? on UK Teen Cited For Calling Scientology a "Cult" · · Score: 1

    IIRC, the Sassanids were monotheistic and fairly good with tolerance, post Constantine attacks on Christians aside. IMO, the issue here isn't how many gods you believe in, but whether those gods tell you that you have a duty to spread their worship.

  14. It IS a significant scientific achievement on Fable 2 Follow Up a "Significant Scientific Achievement"? · · Score: 1

    Lionhead have managed to disprove the old adage that you can't fool people twice.

  15. Re:Whats the difference? on UK Teen Cited For Calling Scientology a "Cult" · · Score: 1

    Because the pagan Romans weren't imperialistic and aggressive at all. Nor the Diadochii, or the Aztecs, the Japanese or the Mongols, right? I'm sure you'd never have found religion being used to prop up the rule of the Caesars or Pharaohs, would you?

    On topic, IANAL, but IIRC the test for most public order offenses is that a "reasonable person" would find it abusive, threatening or insulting.

  16. What do you expect on Metal Gear Solid 4 Not the End · · Score: 3, Funny

    From a nation that's produced 20+ games called "Final Fantasy?"

  17. Proof of concept on New 'Phlashing' Attack Sabotages Hardware · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Sir, I am the former son of the Nigerian dictator Sonni Abacha. I would like to give you several million dollars. To receive this, please add a static IP to your D-Link router and reboot it.

  18. Re:The cynical part of me... on Japan "Running Out of Engineers" · · Score: 1

    When people throw out numbers like "already short half a million", the smell of bullshit tends to follow, along with greater foreign worker quotas and a larger number of students enrolling into the programs that "need employees". I always find it ironic when free market economies are supposedly able to show exactly how many workers of a particular type they're short of.
  19. Let the raging tardfight commence on Colossus Cipher Challenge Winner On Ada · · Score: 2, Funny

    He should have used a real programming language like Java or VB.Net.

  20. Re:Everytime something like this happens... on Swarming Ants Destroy Electronics in Texas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Small swarming animals are very much in advantage here Fortunately, there are a limited number of Welshmen in the world.
  21. Undocumented insects on Swarming Ants Destroy Electronics in Texas · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're just destroying the electronics that American ants won't.

  22. Re:We must defend ourselves on USAF Considers Creation of Military Botnet · · Score: 1

    I thought multiple connections would be needed to stop someone just being able to drop all packets from a specific IP? (I'll admit my networking knowledge is limited to plugging in Ethernet cables on my PC)

  23. Re:We must defend ourselves on USAF Considers Creation of Military Botnet · · Score: 1

    Do they need to use compromised computers though? Surely the military has enough funding to just get a shitload of $250 commodity PCs with high speed connections in enough locations.

  24. Big government is not efficient? on Government Efficiency and Network Theory · · Score: 1

    Coming up next, our studies investigate the religion of the Pope.

  25. What? No rickroll? on NES Nudity Galore - The JUSTIN BAILEY Conspiracy · · Score: 3, Funny

    What the hell are youtube links coming to these days?