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  1. Re:Yet another language. on Swarm — a New Approach To Distributed Computation · · Score: 1

    with the existing language infrastructure and just extend it?

    That's exactly what Scala does. It "extends" Java in a sense and still runs on the JVM. Swarm is essentially a creative new way of using a mature platform, assuming it works at some point.

  2. Re:Surprises me this doesn't happen more often on Apple Tries To Gag Owner of Exploding iPod · · Score: 3, Funny

    Crunch it the wrong way and you get an internal short and a runaway reaction, which produces a lot of gas

    Reminds me of that chalupa I had at Taco Bell last week.

  3. Baffled scientists. on Experts Puzzled By Bright Spot On Venus · · Score: 1

    The staple of mainstream media science reporting

  4. Sorry Google on Oracle Beware — Google Tests Cloud-Based Database · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unless you add fifth dimensional monkeys, you just aren't cool anymore.

  5. Re:Scala on Comparing the Size, Speed, and Dependability of Programming Languages · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I was curious about that too, so I'm looking at the code. The Java implementation seems to be importing a non-java library, jgmplib. Anyone know what is going on here?

  6. Re:Do it anyway on Cold War Standoff Over ISS Toilet · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Americans are just playing tit-for-tat

    Or in this case: shit-for-shat

  7. Two things on Blizzard Asserts Rights Over Independent Add-Ons · · Score: 1, Interesting

    1) Blizzard probably doesn't want masses of users to be put at a disadvantage because they can't afford to buy the best add-ons.

    2) Blizzard probably doesn't want to deal with people suing them because these little business take hits every time there's an engine change that severely breaks an add-on or makes it irrelevant.

  8. Re:I actually just tried the Kindle II... on Reading the New York Times On a Kindle 2 · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't want to use the Kindle for technical documentation anyway. It's designed around documents where you start at the beginning and go page by page until the end.

  9. Re:Tag this FUD on Researchers Warn of Possible BitTorrent Meltdown · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, I miss the good old days of alt.binaries.south-asian-amputees-pooping-in-grandpas-mouth

  10. Re:What am I supposed to do now? on Google Search Flagging Everything As Potentially Harmful · · Score: 1

    copy+paste

  11. Also on Single Drive Wipe Protects Data · · Score: 3, Funny

    I found that taking the disk platter out and using it as a coaster helps too.

  12. Missing the point on Finnish E-Voting System Loses 2% of Votes · · Score: 1

    And the 2000 US Presidential election was in doubt because of a usability glitch in the Florida paper ballots. I wish we would get to the core issue. Who cares if it's paper or electronic, we need a WELL DESIGNED voting solution.

  13. Are you trying? on Getting Hired As an Entry-Level Programmer? · · Score: 1

    Are you applying for these jobs? It seems like the only think holding you back is anxiety. I guarantee that with a CS degree and a few years experience in something relevant, you're going to get hits. Quit worrying and get out there.

  14. Why I like it better than WoW on Mythic Launches Warhammer Online · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've played both the beta and head start for a little bit. Here are my thoughts

    -I've completed all my quests without ever once having to go through the pain of getting a group together. The public quests are GREAT. Just jump right in and start fighting. They also have a concept of open groups, where you enter a new area and it tells you about any player groups you can immediately join.
    -I have yet to worry about grinding for mats. To craft a talisman, I don't need to mine ore for an hour, then buy mats on the AH. Instead stuff comes naturally while doing the quests.
    -It actually feels like a world.... at war. There is destruction everywhere, fighting everywhere. Invading enemy cities is encourged. WoW got to the point where it felt like a couple of Humans would get bored and call on some Orcs for a game of flag football.
    -The races aren't wimped down. The bad guys really feel like bad guys. The orcs aren't struggling to find their place in the world, they just want to kill things.
    -The races and classes are all very different. This game can't cop out and make both major sides mirror images of each other.
    -It feels like a game, not a job.

  15. Re:Placebo effect on Has Superstition Evolved To Help Mankind Survive? · · Score: 1

    The placebo effect doesn't cure disease.

  16. Re:Placebo effect on Has Superstition Evolved To Help Mankind Survive? · · Score: 1

    Homeopathy was made up only around 200 years ago, so I'm not sure that its had much of an impact on human evolution.

  17. Re:Sell me data insurance on What Do You Do When the Cloud Shuts Down? · · Score: 1

    Data insurance? So, like, the payout gives you money to buy a new copy of your data if it is lost?

  18. Dear Slashot on Revitalizing an Aging Notebook On the Cheap · · Score: 2, Funny

    I keep shoving hair into the fan intake of my laptop and now it's not running properly. What am I doing wrong?

  19. Re:What value does doign it in the Army add? on Ask Lt. Col. John Bircher About Cyber Warfare Concepts · · Score: 1

    Generally the armed forces are never known for technical prowess. (They are more consumers than creators) The role of creation comes from contractors. Why shouldn't we rely on contractors to perform these functions when contractors already obtain top-secret clearances? Contractors compete for projects which ensures a level of cost limitation (lets face it, Cost+ rips off the tax payer), continual advancement (beyond what the enemy throws at us). Why should the armed forces be doing this in-house? They are using contractors. Most of these groups are a combination of active duty and contractors. In fact, contractors are usually needed to provide long term stability since the active duty personnel will constantly be cycling out.
  20. Re:Why do i feel that ... on Intel Shows Off Quake Wars, Ray Traced · · Score: 1

    Wha? There's some decent discussion in this thread, then you come along, call everyone dumb, then toss some stupidly basic definitions at us. I feel like you just walked into a senior level college math class and started to explain high school algebra to everyone.

  21. Upon further examination... on Bacteria Found Alive In Ice 120,000 Years Old · · Score: 1

    the team realized they were just studying a hair sample from Joe Paterno.

  22. Re:No surprise... on UK Academics Arrested For Researching al-Qaida · · Score: 1

    Wander off into the Rockies and no one will bother you.

  23. Re:The path... on USAF Considers Creation of Military Botnet · · Score: 1

    Did you read the article?

  24. Re:I'm Suprised on USAF Considers Creation of Military Botnet · · Score: 1

    FTFA: The U.S. would not, and need not, infect unwitting computers as zombies. We can build enough power over time from our own resources.

  25. And no matter how old... on What Is the Oldest Code Written Still Running? · · Score: 1

    And no matter how old the oldest piece of running code is, there is some PHB who wants to make it web 2.0