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  1. Re:fix java or give it up to the community on Oracle and Sun Team Up to Provide .NET Alternative · · Score: 1

    so, java as a language - it's ok
    java as a platform - SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    I so agree. Java was designed and developed with programmers in mind, NOT sysadmins. It may be a great language to code, but my heart sinks every time I come across it wearing my sysadmin hat.

  2. Steve Jobs SNL sketch on Behind a Steve Jobs Keynote · · Score: 1

    I saw this recently and thought how well it summed up Jobs' presentations, very funny:

    http://vpwpartners.blogs.com/SNLJOBSIPOD/JOBSSNLIP OD.mov

  3. 83% happy and 9% disgusted on Algorithms Determine Mona Lisa's True Emotions · · Score: 2, Funny

    And by a strange co-incidence most slashdot readers' interactions with women produce exactly opposite results.

  4. Re:Wait a minute... on Wikipedia Hoax Author Confesses · · Score: 1

    From the article - Chase said he thought that Wikipedia was a "gag" Web site

    So presumably he didn't think he needed to take it down?

  5. India's Bollywood? on India's Bollywood Opts for Low-Cost Digital Cinema · · Score: 1

    There are other Bollywoods I didn't know about?

  6. Re:15 years too many? on IMDb Turns 15 · · Score: 1

    6. The discussions are a waste of time
    7. There is too much irrelevant information

    eg a search for Clint Eastwood turns up this sort of stuff:

    Filmography-

    # The 77th Annual Academy Awards (2005) (TV) (also archive footage) .... Himself - Winner: Best Picture, Best Director/Nominee: Best Actor in a Leading Role

    Personally I rely on The All Movie Guide (http://www.allmovie.com/ much more, the writing is more mature and the information isn't diluted with crap you're not interested in.

    Orlando..

  7. Re:gaim works for me, but loses ground from here on Linux Instant Messengers · · Score: 1

    I seem never to be able to upgrade gaim

    Em, emerge gaim?

  8. That's funny on Evidence Dinosaurs Are Like Giant Chicks · · Score: 1

    ..cos a number of chicks I've met turned out to be like giant dinosaurs...

  9. Way to go FreeBSD! on FreeBSD Ported to XBox · · Score: 1

    Try porting Windows to the XBox! Ha! ... Wait..

  10. Wired on Gates Says No to Implants · · Score: 1

    A guy I used to work with was obsessed with the idea of augmenting his body with technology. Even went so far as to talk quite seriously about having his brain taken out of his skull and wired to machines as being the ultimate for him. Anyhoo, we were talking one day over lunch, and he was saying how neat it would be to have your brain wired to a mechanical hand, so all you had to do was think and the machine would move. I suggested to him what about having a computer wired into your hand, so you could program it to control your hand. He started getting excited at this, so I took it one step further - Hey! What if, ok, you took the wires from your brain and interfaced them with the wires in your hand! Then all you would have to do is think and your hand would just, like MOVE! He was practiacally wetting himself at this, jumping up and down in his chair, spilling lunch all over the place. The rest of the table were finding it hard to contain themselves as well.

  11. Quote on DoubleClick Warns Against Ad-Blocking Browsers · · Score: 1

    Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket. - George Orwell

  12. Wow, imagine a beo.... on Largest Privately Owned Supercomputer · · Score: 1

    nah, can't say it.

  13. IRTA on Mars Rover Stuck in a Dune · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Mars machinery had been cruising southward across the open parking lot-like landscape of Meridiani Planum full of lager

    Just let him sleep it off, apart from a headache he'll be alright in the morning.

  14. Sink plunger on Daleks Return to Dr Who · · Score: 1

    Its trademark 'sink plunger' attachment also reveals a terrifying new function.

    It now does toilets as well?

  15. New type? on Microbes Alive After Being Frozen for 32,000 Years · · Score: 4, Funny

    a new type of bacteria that after being frozen 32,000 years

    This is obviously a meaning for the word new I hadn't previously come across

  16. Re:Science Blog on The Return Of The Pop-Up Ad · · Score: 1

    Ah, that will be why I don't get them then, as I'm using Flashblock. Another reason to block flash, as if I needed one.

  17. Cat balancing act on Really Stylish PCs and Peripherals · · Score: 1

    I want to know how they managed to balance what looks like a very real cat on this case.

  18. Re:miranda! on Trillian 3.0 Released · · Score: 1

    Mod this up!

    I've been using Miranda for 6 months now on my work machine, and I've been very pleased with it. It just works, simple, un-bloated, and the UI doesn't look like the circus just rolled into town.

  19. Re:Amazing on U.S. Continues Opposition to Kyoto Environmental Treaty · · Score: 1

    Even Russia managed to ratify it recently.

    Sad to say it, but the only reason Russia signed was because it increases their chances of joining the WTO. There aren't any such compelling reasons for the US.

  20. Nothing original on Holiday Competition For iPod Dollars · · Score: 1

    The one feature that has made the iPod what it is, is its original design. Apart from its looks and maybe the interface there is very little else that sets it apart from any similar products. Why is it only Apple that seem to be able to come up with anything original looking?

    Apart from maybe the Olympus devices, the competition either play iPod wannabe, or fall back on the standard boring generic small electronic device look. How difficult can it be to hire some of the must be thousands of talented designers around and come up with something interesting?

    Incidentally, the same can be said for the mobile phone industry which is devoid of interesting, innovative design. Apple could make a killing there in the same way if they wanted to.

  21. Re:Am I ready to take the BSD plunge? on FreeBSD 5.3-BETA6 Available · · Score: 3, Interesting

    First, getting BSD up and running as a desktop requires a bit of work and a certain comfort level working with the command line.

    The instant workstation meta-port may take some of the pain (fun :) out of the experience :

    http://www.freebsd.org/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/books/h andbook/desktop-summary.html

  22. Re:Great on Creator of the Gaia Hypothesis Urges Nuclear Power · · Score: 1

    They just need a little more focus from the various governments.

    Of course this is the krux of it. The problem isn't that individuals carry on driving SUVs, or don't think about conserving power. The solution needs to happen top down. Big changes need to be made in the way we live, and this can only really happen when governments take the initiative.

    But governments are reluctant to do anything about it because the results of any such legislation won't be 'voter visible' for a long time to come, and dare I say it, there's no buck to be made.

  23. Re:Through the rails or over the power lines? on UK Trains Take WiFi Route To Connectivity · · Score: 2, Funny

    or send the traffic through the rails

    You obviously don't live in England. The rail infrastructure is so bad they have enough problems getting the trains to run on the rails let alone network traffic.

  24. nature loving geeks on Wooden Computer Accessories · · Score: 1

    Three words I never thought I would see so close together.

  25. Hang on, on The Unhappy World of IT Professionals · · Score: 1

    ..a large percentage of the world's IT staff are unhappy, and a large percentage of the world's IT is Windows based... Hum....