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  1. Good Lord I need coffee on DHS Wants To Monitor the Web For Terrorists · · Score: 1

    I read this as "DHS wants to monitor web for Torrents"

    Then read summary involving terrorists and thought... WTF do they need to monitor Torrents for Terrorism for??

    Need Coffee.

  2. Re:Still in use? on LimeWire Sued Again, Publishers Seek $150,000 Per Song · · Score: 1

    I'm not. I Freelance computer repair, and 9/10 computers that I come across that are clients need fixed, have limewire/bearshare etc... on them. I look at that and tell them thats the first thing that has to go.

    "But Why..." Because first off, for what youre using it for, isnt legal, and 2nd, its a hotbed for viruses

  3. Re:Who the hell would trust this? on Lenovo Trying Face Recognition For Logins On New Laptops · · Score: 1

    i've got a netbook from them that's got this implemented. It's a pain in the ass and takes forever for the software to recognize you.

    Also, Say you gain 30 lbs and your face plumps out, well, it won't recognize you anymore (i shaved my goatee and it locked me out of my own computer)

    Its a great idea poorly executed in my opinion, what it should do, on a daily basis, is take a snapshot of your face and update itself. Unless you go through a DRASTIC change, it should work.

  4. 1970s and 32MPG...? on When the US Government Built Ultra-Safe Cars · · Score: 1

    Is that even real? Most cars from that era I remember hearing about got a solid 8 MPG...

  5. Re:Been wanting to play it, but... on Review: Red Dead Redemption · · Score: 1

    Kudos to you on summon night. I've got swordcraft story 1 & 2 for the gba.. i love them both

    PLENTY of time logged into them

  6. I Dub Thee.... on Airship Inflated To Create Monster "Stratellite" · · Score: 1

    Hindenburg 2.0

    Destined to Fail

  7. Re:How can I ... on Hacking Automotive Systems · · Score: 1

    I Second this comment. Then when/if they do move, have it change to a middle finger.

  8. Re:So what? on Microsoft Kills Support For XP SP2 · · Score: 1

    ACK!!! Too Many Acronyms!!!!

  9. I need coffee on Genetic Testing Coming To a Drugstore Near You · · Score: 1

    I read this title as:

    Generic Drug testing coming to a store near you.

    and somehow was intrigued

  10. First time... on Apple Loses Another 4th-Gen iPhone · · Score: 2, Funny

    shame on Gray .... Second time, Shame on Apple...

  11. Re:Mass Effect 2 on EA Introduces "Online Pass" To Get In On Used Games Market · · Score: 1

    They pulled this shit with Dragon Age as well, with the Feast Day Gift/pranks pack. In order to download/install any DLC, you had to PURCHASE the Feast Day pack. Absolute Bullshit in my eyes.

  12. Re:Why this is sad on Man Spends 2,200 Hours Defeating Bejeweled 2 · · Score: 1

    1. Buy Roomba
    2. Set virtual walls
    3. Set cat on top of Roomba while Roomba Vacuums
    4. Play Half-Life

  13. Re:modest proposal on Mpeg 7 To Include Per-Frame Content Identification · · Score: 1

    Did you get paid for that?

  14. Re:if you pick a fight, don't whine if you lose it on Estimating Game Piracy More Accurately · · Score: 1

    You must have one mighty beefed-up Netbook to be playing full fledged PC Games...

  15. Re:But... on Estimating Game Piracy More Accurately · · Score: 1

    ""Same thing with movies. It's (mostly) not that I'm cheap, it's that convenience trumps pretty much anything. If I want to watch a movie and have to
    A) go for a drive, pay $8-10 to rent a movie, and drive back to deliver it the next day, or
    B) Spend 30 minutes downloading it
    Hm, real tough choice there..

    The solution? Let me quickly and easily pay an amount of money small enough to be "insignificant"* to access high-quality content.

    *By "insignificant" I mean you probably don't even think twice about spending, say, $10. If the price tag says $50 though, you'd probably have to think it over.""

    One Word... Netflix

  16. Re:Been there. The Feds hate geeks. on Terry Childs Found Guilty · · Score: 1

    Why Thank you, I knew it felt awful windy here with out it.

  17. Re:Been there. The Feds hate geeks. on Terry Childs Found Guilty · · Score: 1

    IIRC, my father told me a similar story of when he was younger, and out hunting pheasant with a friend of his.

    After long hours of no birds to be shot, either he or his friend got a little triggerhappy, and took aim at a shitter, deep in the woods. the owner was close by and nearly pressed charges. Luckily he didnt.

    Moral of story - Don't shoot the shit.

  18. Re:Been there. The Feds hate geeks. on Terry Childs Found Guilty · · Score: 1

    or go to trial, have the feds plant/conjure up some cockamamie evidence, and be put in jail for the rest of your life... yea that's an alternative...

  19. Re:Billy Madison: on Comcast Awarded the Golden Poo Award · · Score: 1

    Dont put it out with your boots, ted

  20. Re:Torrents are a conservative estimate of piracy on Ubisoft's DRM Cracked — For Real This Time · · Score: 1

    Citation Please

  21. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it on Final Fight Brings Restrictive DRM To the PS3 · · Score: 1

    Listen, First off don't castrate me because you think i'm a pirate. I don't pirate PC games. I don't pirate games PERIOD.

    I Never said that i would DIE if i didn't play this hypothetical game. If it got to be THAT bad, professional help would be sought out.

    Next, I BUY every single one of my games. I Buy them Brand New as a matter of fact, so as to SUPPORT Developers, so before you throw accusations around, let me be the one to squash that theory.

  22. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it on Final Fight Brings Restrictive DRM To the PS3 · · Score: 1

    This may be, But it's also not a solution if you REALLY want to play that game with the horrid DRM. So once again, Pirating gets around that, if the DRM is cracked.

  23. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it on Final Fight Brings Restrictive DRM To the PS3 · · Score: 1

    As would be the business plan (as inept as it may be) of any software producer, not just Sony.

    Software not doin so well? Blame it on the Yarghilicious Pirate community.

  24. Re:If you don't like it don't buy it on Final Fight Brings Restrictive DRM To the PS3 · · Score: 1

    "Which, predictably, they'll attribute to piracy..."

    Which would be incredibly stupid on their part, because there's no way to hack a ps3 as of yet...

    The only way to make these sales go down, is to share your account info with a friend or 4, have them download the games to their ps3, essentially screwing yourself over if you ever have the displeasure of your console going tits up.

  25. Re:Is it really that different than programming? on Photos of Chinese Sweatshop Used By Microsoft · · Score: 1

    11 cents... at that price, that beer can't taste any better than drinking a bucket of horsepiss....?