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  1. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen on British Porn-Censoring MP Has Website Defaced With Porn · · Score: 1

    I expect their handlers to be as illiterate on the technology as the pols are.

    You clearly don't know who the politicians are really working for...

  2. Re:Darwin on Hardly Anyone Is Buying 'Smart Guns' · · Score: 1

    Any technology that prevents the accidental death of irresponsible gun owners' children is simply interfering with natural selection.

    So you're saying that we should let idiots trust the safety of their children with these things? :p

  3. Re:Further proof that the people pushing this agen on British Porn-Censoring MP Has Website Defaced With Porn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they knew EXACTLY what they were doing with CISPA or ACTA

    Politicians generally can't find their ass with both hands but they don't need to; you can be quite sure that their handlers know exactly what's going on.

  4. Re:Margin compression on Apple Profit Falls 22% But iPhone Sales Are Up · · Score: 1

    If all you do with your laptop is read email

    Reading email? Sure. Writing email? I don't know about the rest of you but I certainly have no desire to type out my emails on a virtual keyboard...

  5. Re:I would, but... on Congress Voting On Amendment to Defund NSA Domestic Spying Tomorrow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Last year I would have said you're tinfoil hat material.

    Fifteen years ago, you (and 95% of my fellow techies) would've said I was tinfoil hat material. (I may be a visionary but I'm fucking tired of being right.)

  6. Drilling Might Be Getting a Bad Rap For Indonesia's Ongoing "Mud Volcano"

    That is simply no way to refer to tubgirl.

  7. Huh? on How Joel Spolsky Shot Down a Microsoft Patent In 15 Minutes · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If each of those companies had three or four engineers dedicating a few hours every day to picking off their competitorsâ(TM) applications, the number of granted patents to those companies would grind to a halt.

    Why would these arguably-sociopathic organizations engage in what amounts to mutually-assured destruction for the sake of leveing the playing field?! :p

  8. Re:Surprise surprise.. on Texas School District Drops Embattled RFID Student IDs; Opts For Cameras · · Score: 1

    Being spanked by an attractive middle aged woman...

    Where?

  9. Re:Who was burning fossil fuels then? on Global Warming 5 Million Years Ago In Antarctic Drastically Raised Sea Levels · · Score: 1

    How does something like this happen?

    Asteroid impact or a supervolcano?

  10. Re:Oh so it's ok for animals but not for us? on Ohio Zoo Attempts To Mate Female Rhino With Her Brother For Species Survival · · Score: 1

    Move them to Arkansas or Alabama, where it's legal?

    Q: Why did O.J. want his trial moved to Arkansas?

    A: 'Cause everyone there has the same DNA.

  11. Vitamins aren't the problem. on The Man Who Convinced Us We Needed Vitamin Supplements · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seven previous studies had already shown that vitamins increased the risk of cancer and heart disease and shortened lives.

    It shouldn't take a microbiologist or an organic chemist to figure out that vitamins aren't the problem; saturating ourselves with vitamins in a form we're not adapted to utilize are obviously the issue. Translation: stay away from the pills and and supplments section of that so-called "healthfood store" and go to the farmers' market, dumbasses!

  12. Re:And it's only going to get worse on Rise of the Warrior Cop: How America's Police Forces Became Militarized · · Score: 1

    And people seriously argue that it's the guns in private hands that are the problem?

    Privately-owned guns that don't get used would seem to be the problem here...

  13. Re:Definitely... on Edward Snowden Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize · · Score: 1

    This would send a positive message to arrogant governments everywhere.

    Hate to shatter your comfortable worldview but those who hold the reins of government don't care what messages they're sent any more than the rancher cares what the cattle think.

  14. Re:Fixed that for you on Steve Ballmer Reorganizing Microsoft · · Score: 0

    It could be said that Ballmer rearranges chairs the way Mike Tyson rearranges faces.

  15. Re:Of all the stupid... on House Democrats Propose National Park On the Moon · · Score: 1

    oil is running out

    No. The water needed to frak the oil is running out.

    FTFY :p

  16. Re:Doesn't that violate copyright law, DCMA, etc? on Snowden Claims That NSA Collaborated With Israel To Write Stuxnet Virus · · Score: 1

    ...as connected people are increasingly allowed to live outside it.

    They've pretty much always been allowed to live outside it; what's changing is that these days they're expending considerably less effort to actually hide the fact.

  17. Simple, really on Lake Vostok Found Teeming With Life · · Score: 0

    I can explain the wide variety of genetic material in the water sample: one of the researchers was clearly into bestiality and possessed both a taste for a wide range of different species as well as poor hygiene. As for what he was doing with the borehole, we'll leave as an excercise for the reader.

  18. Re:Explain This on The Physics Behind Waterslides · · Score: 0

    Now I am confused.

    It's quite simple: on the moon, they wouldn't. Any questions?

  19. McDonalds, man: I've got your Slurm right here! Hell, for an even more eery and nautious resemblence to the word, there was that time back in '93 (I believe it was) that one of the employees of the busiest Taco Bell in Santa Fe got caught jacking-off into the pinto beans (that, by the way, is how you know they made their beans from scratch and not just from a powdered mix, as many had assumed).

  20. Re:Normally I don't reply to ACs on NSA Recruitment Drive Goes Horribly Wrong · · Score: 1

    She was clearly interested in painting them in a negative light

    They certainly don't need any help with that; shame on her for implying othewise. :p

  21. Re:an annual event on Toxic Green Algae Takes Over Beaches Off Yellow Sea In China · · Score: 1

    Ah, but in 2018 [when it has quadrupled in size], who'll be laughing then, hmm? :p

  22. Re:This is what happens... on Why Are Japanese Men Refusing To Leave Their Rooms? · · Score: 1

    And why shouldn't they be?

    That's another matter entirely, isn't it? :)

  23. Re:This is what happens... on Why Are Japanese Men Refusing To Leave Their Rooms? · · Score: 1

    Interesting. Well many of the prettier ones do have very large eyes. I thought particularly so in Fukuoka.

    I should have said "large, round eyes" - a lot of Japanese women used to have their eyelids surgically-altered though I'm not sure if that's still popular...

  24. Re:This is what happens... on Why Are Japanese Men Refusing To Leave Their Rooms? · · Score: 1

    Long legs, short waist, huge eyes and tits... basically the complete opposite of the stereotypical Japanese female.

  25. This is what happens... on Why Are Japanese Men Refusing To Leave Their Rooms? · · Score: 1

    This is what happens when imaginary and/or virtual worlds is more appealing to someone than the real one.

    (It also doesn't help that the stereotypical "manga chick" that a lot of Japanese males have been conditioned to lust after bears little resemblance to real Japanese females...)