Slashdot Mirror


User: cgfsd

cgfsd's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
113
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 113

  1. Statler and Waldorf on The Muppets' 1967 IBM Sales Films · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Could you imagine Statler and Waldorf evaluating IBM products and software?

    Now that would fun to see.

  2. Re:Gotta love... on Extremists Warn South Park Creators Over Muhammad In a Bear Suit · · Score: 1

    What we need to do is leverage the Muslim fanaticism.

    Tell the Muslims that DRM is actually an affront on Ala.

    Whenever a new DRM is introduced the Muslims will issue a fatwa/jihad against it, killing everyone at the company who introduced it.

  3. Re:easy solution on New Speed Cameras Catch You From Space · · Score: 1

    Simpler way, tin foil.

    Cover the GPS in enough of it and no more signal.

    Just make sure to save enough tin foil to make a good hat to cover your head.

  4. Re:Obviously, I hope Amazon wins... but on Amazon Fights For Privacy of Customer Records · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Good luck Amazon, as Al Capone found out, you can get away with murder, but you can't beat tax evasion.

    Why when it comes to taxes you are guilty until you prove yourself innocent, and then you are still guilty anyway?

  5. Re:Video on Wikileaks Releases Video of Journalist Killings · · Score: 1

    Anyone that runs is VC.
    Anyone that stands still, is a well trained VC.

  6. Re:Even better than being Main Tank! on Star Wars: The Old Republic Sarlacc Enforcer Class Unveiled · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they will allow you play this unattended?

    Sony and Blizzard are always busting players for using bots, but this would be the perfect class.

    Wouldn't even need bots, just log in and walk away. Check back every couple of days to see how many kills you have had, perfect!

  7. Re:Money well spent? on Military's Robotic Pack Mule Gets $32M Boost · · Score: 1

    This is a government conspiracy to win the hearts of PETA members to support the war.

  8. Re:REGULATORS! on Rudolph the Cadmium-Nosed Reindeer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It did come with a warning label:

    Made in China

  9. Re:As a former Juror... on Lawyer Demands Jury Stops Googling · · Score: 1

    As a former juror, we had to turn in our cell phones and media devices.
    They were kept secure by the bailiff.

    Judges finally had enough cell phones going off during the trial that they implemented that rule.

    Makes sense, is a cell phone call really as important as changing someoneâ(TM)s life?

  10. Re:I hope they improve it... as it was. on EBay Sells Skype To Marc Andreessen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have found online sex chats/video with foreign women as a good alternative for learning new languages.

  11. Re:And we should attack the FSF... on FSF Attacks Windows 7's "Sins" In New Campaign · · Score: 1

    That article description could easily be summed up as:

    Hippie: "Down with the man!"

  12. Re:It may be illegal.. on Investigators Replicate Nokia 1100 Banking Hack · · Score: 1

    That's right. People should be required to enter their 1024-bit PGP key by hand every time they make a transaction.

    If you make them type in their PGP key, they will just tape it to their phone like they do with their passwords under their keyboards.

  13. Craig's List Alternatives on Craigslist Fires Back Over Adult Services Accusations · · Score: 5, Funny

    So what are some other sites that the AG should try to take down for prostitution?

    Purely for sake of argument of course. cough cough

  14. Re:A good EMR is more than medical records on Why Digital Medical Records Are No Panacea · · Score: 1
  15. Re:It would be kind of interesting.... on IBM About To Buy Sun For $7 Billion · · Score: 1

    Speaking of the hardware side. Sun's disk arrays have always sucked until they purchased StorageTec.

    StorageTec makes excellent SAN units as well as top of the line tape units. Hey, if it is good enough for the NSA to hold all of the worlds internet traffic, it should be good enough for any business.

    I think the real jewel in the purchase of Sun is StorageTec.

  16. Critics on Linux Needs Critics · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the positive side, there are more Linux critics than Mac critics.

    If you are critical of Linux, you are just berated.

    If you are critical of Mac, you are mobbed, beaten, lynched and never allowed to buy a cappuccino again.

  17. Ruskies Plan on Cold War Standoff Over ISS Toilet · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The average Rooskie, son, don't take a dump without a plan."

  18. Re:I can live with it on Why Fear the End of the R-Rated Superhero Movie? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would have loved to take my nephew (who is 11) to the Watchmen.

    Violence was not the issue, the blue schlong was the issue.
    For some reasons parents don't mind violence, but show one schlong or some boobies, and that makes the movie off limits.

    Pretty screwed up world we live in.

  19. Oprah vists NASA on NASA Tests Heaviest Chute Drop Ever · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So that is why Oprah visited NASA, she wanted to go sky diving.

  20. Re:This should come as no surprise on Confessed Botnet Master Is a Security Professional · · Score: 1

    I wonder if he plan on putting this on his resume?

    Controlled Bot Net of over 250,000.
        Administered over 250,000 SMTP nodes.
        Distributed computing experience of over 250,000 machines.
        Responsible for over 10 million email messages per day.
        Internet bandwidth administrator

    etc.

  21. Re:Assurances - Dec 21, 2012 on Black Holes From the LHC Could Last For Minutes · · Score: 0

    Anyone wonder if their target date for their full scale wormhole tests will be December 21, 2012?

  22. Re:the "copyright infringement is stealing" argume on Entire Transcript of RIAA's Only Trial Now Online · · Score: 1

    We should come up with some kind of unified cheer, like: "Arrrrg me maties, dam the torpedoes, full speed ahead"

    And whenever we see the advertisement, everyone in the theater shout out in unison, letting everyone know our great disdain.

  23. Re:Terrible Article on Toshiba To Launch First 512GB Solid State Drive · · Score: 1

    What! You read TFA?

    Your Slashdot account has been suspended.

  24. Re:Whaaambulance on New York State Budget Relies On Entertainment Tax · · Score: 1

    I call bullshit on your bullshit.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_federal_budget,_2008

    Defense only takes 16% of the budget.

    Social Security (Welfare for the retired) 21%
    Medicare (Welfare medical insurance for retired) 13.3%
    Unemployment/Welfare/Other mandatory entitlements 11.2%
    Medicaid (Welfare medical insurance for poor) 7.2%
    Global War on Terror 5%
    Health and Human Service 2.4%

    So, depending on how you slice things. If you take Social Security and Medicare out of the mix, Defense is #1 in spending.

    But if you leave those in there, Welfare accounts for about 54% of the US budget.

    You can play the numbers any way you want to prove any point you want. But no matter how you slice it, welfare is far more than just 1% of the budget, unless you complete break down every category and isolate just welfare and only welfare and not include things like unemployment and Medicaid. (Which are forms of welfare)

  25. Re:Do they really mean everything? on Microsoft Plans VR Simulation of Everything? · · Score: 1

    Ya, but could you imagine getting into the simulation, things are going great, you are getting excited, and then, crash, BSOD.

    Talk about a virtual blue balls.