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  1. Troubleshooting this would be ... difficult. on First Ceiling Light Internet Systems Installed · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Sir, are there three green lights on the modem?"

    "Hang on, let me climb my ladder."

    (crashing noise is heard in background)

  2. He picked a fight with the wrong website on Righthaven Sues For Control of Drudge Report Domain · · Score: 0

    The only thing scarier than a copyright infrigement troll is Drudge Report's army of angry commentators.

  3. It starts with an E and has "DNS" in it on EasyDNS Falsely Accused of Unplugging WikiLeaks · · Score: 3, Interesting

    RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

  4. As a comparison on Single Software Licence Shared 774,651 Times · · Score: 2, Informative

    The RIAA would extrapolate 774,651 equivalent illegal downloads as $11,619,765 in lost revenue - and then go to the courts.

  5. China is the abusive boyfriend of the G8+5. on A Single Re-Tweet Lands Chinese Woman in Labor Camp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Its populace is in a frightening situation, where speaking out against the regime is often a criminal activity. Its economy feeds off itself and other countries, and is reflected strongly to foreign markets, but the smoke-and-mirrors reality draws many comparisons to Cold War Russia, specifically its unsustainable growth and complete disregard for things like environment and human safety. Its foreign policy is bullheaded and unrepentant - and they get away with it, because the rest of the world admonishes it with one hand and spoon-feeds it with the other.

  6. Re:And why not? on Japan's Latest Rockstar Is a 3D Hologram · · Score: 1

    She won't cause a sex scandal

    Man, you and I haven't been looking at the same pictures...

  7. Re:Cheers, astronomers! on Video Showing Half a Million Asteroid Discoveries · · Score: 1

    Oh, that was AWFUL.

    Let me go write it down.

  8. Cheers, astronomers! on Video Showing Half a Million Asteroid Discoveries · · Score: 5, Funny

    Celebrating 30 years of counting rocks in space. Here's looking at you, kid.

  9. Re:Once upon a time on A $99 Graphics Card Might Be All You Need · · Score: 1

    Just goes to show that today's technology will become yesterday's technology in a very short period of time.

    I'd say approximately a day, in fact!

  10. I could be mistaken here on FOSS Community Can Combat Bad Patents · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But isn't the goal of patent trolling to win settlements from suing large, established corporations? Why would they go after the open source community, which by its nature tends to not be swimming in green papery things?

  11. Re:Michigan PI Licensing Information on University of Michigan Student Wants SafeNet Prosecuted · · Score: 1

    For what it's worth, SafeNet is based in Maryland. IANAL but I believe you only need to be registered in the state in which you officially do business.

  12. Re:Let me guess... on Biologist (Almost) Creates Artificial Life · · Score: 1

    And soon the world will be flooded with them!

    ... Someone call Japan.

  13. The internet is getting to me on Hacking Esquire's E-ink Cover · · Score: 5, Funny

    I really need to stop mentally pronouncing it "E-squire".

  14. This sounds really familiar on Comcast To Cap Data Transfers At 250 GB In October · · Score: 1

    Maybe Comcast will start giving away "FREE 20GB DATA TRANSFER, 30-DAY 100% FREE TRIAL" CDs in every Wal-Mart in the country?

  15. Seize... well, kinda. on FBI Seizes Library Computers Without Warrant · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Seize" isn't really the right word here, given they asked the library director for them and had no real force of law behind their request. This is basically the equivalent of a cop stopping you on a highway and asking to search your car. You're within your legal rights to say 'no', but if you say 'yes' he doesn't need a warrant.

  16. Re:The Book Of Internets, Chapter Three, Verse Twe on Attack Code Published For DNS Vulnerability · · Score: 1

    Slip of the digital tongue while attempting to make a quick funny. Please don't hurt me!

  17. The Book Of Internets, Chapter Three, Verse Twelve on Attack Code Published For DNS Vulnerability · · Score: 5, Funny

    And lo, all unpatched websites were rendered unto Goatse.

  18. Re:As usual ... on Nintendo Loses Controller Patent Lawsuit · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'll give you a hint: Anascape sued Sony and Microsoft for the same thing, but they settled out of court.

  19. Hmm on Spammers Announce World War III · · Score: 5, Funny

    World War III is starting? Oh god, I still haven't received my check from that Nigerian prince! And where's my viagra?

  20. In related news on The Handwriting of Type Designers · · Score: 5, Funny

    The author of that article neglected to mention that the creators of Arial, having devised a font so perfect they chopped their own hands off because they knew their work could never be surpassed.

  21. Re:The 2.40 firmware has been pulled on Latest PS3 Firmware Update Requires Hard Disk Wipe to Fix · · Score: 1

    I believe he meant "pretty bad" as in the error itself, not Sony's decision to pull it.

  22. "No plans"? Not quite. on EPA Reaches Goal On Data Center Study · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "I am not aware of any one planning any regulation of the data center industry," said Fanara. "There may be climate legislation at some point, but that's a broader issue."

    Which is political shorthand for "you can bet your ass we'll be pushing for restrictions on data center power usage once the numbers come in".

  23. "The internet has confirmed it" on TV Viewers' Average Age Hits 50 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Confirmed it? More like caused it.

  24. Re:I don't think the report is accurate on PC Repair In Texas Now Requires a PI License · · Score: 1

    I'm going to guess that any of the upcoming lawsuits will clarify to whom specifically that clause applies. Guess we'll wait and see.

  25. Running old jokes into the ground on The World's Nine Largest Science Projects · · Score: 1, Funny

    Aaaand soon, when #1 turns bits of Switzerland and France into Europe's newest lake, it'll be the 8 largest science projects.