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  1. Bending units to start production soon on Robots Taught to Deceive · · Score: 1

    "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

  2. Extreme sharpshooting on Supernova Shrapnel Found In Meteorite · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Imagine shooting blindly at the sky, and your bullet making it to a life sustaining planet billions of miles away by sheer blind luck. Not even Davy Crockett could pull off a shot like that!

  3. Well, that was fast. on IOS 4.1 Jailbroken Already · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For those software engineers still convinced that they can craft the perfect, unbreakable, uncrackable security, you should take two hours of your life and go rent Titanic, the movie about the "unsinkable" White Star cruise liner. There's a valuable metaphore in there for you.

  4. Re:Er, on Film Industry Hires Cyber Hitmen To Take Down Pirates · · Score: 1

    So we finally have evidence of what we knew all along: the movie industry is a snake nest of outright criminals. Not just figuratively, but of people who commit actual crimes.

  5. Re:Social change causes corporate insanity on Microsoft Suspends Gamer For Being From Fort Gay · · Score: 1

    And even before it meant "lame", gay meant happy or enjoyable.

    Like in the phrase "Happy to be having sex with other men."

  6. Wrong! on The Real 'Stuff White People Like' · · Score: 1

    According to the results white men like nothing better than Tom Clancy, Van Halen, and golfing.

    I'm 5 minutes in the sun away from people telling me they "loved me in the movie Powder", and I still don't like any of those.

  7. They were not prepared on Lo-Fi Phones and the Future · · Score: 2, Funny

    Back in 1936 — 74 years ago — boffins accepted that about 3.3Khz was the accepted frequency that telephone calls are going to run on and it's been like that, generally, ever since.

    Back in 1936, nobody expected they would have to scatter from the Lich King's defiles while a single player messing that up would cause a wipe.

  8. It works for Google on Google Instant Announced · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's just pray Slashdot never instates a "post as you type" feature.

  9. Don't forget promoting their failing bands on Narcissists, Insecure People Flock To Facebook · · Score: 1

    Though that overlaps with narcissism and low self esteem.

  10. Schrodinger's laptop on Separating Hope From Hype In Quantum Computing · · Score: 2, Funny

    The quantum computer is both a realistic ideal and vaporware hype, until a computer journalist examines the claims.

  11. Re:Why on Pirate Bay Down; Police Raids Across Europe · · Score: 1

    When you have the deep pockets and lack of ethics that the entertainment industry possesses, you have all the right ingredients to take a minor civil offense and make it into a severe crime punishable by several years in jail. Just be glad that old people don't have those kinds of resources to send you to jail 5 years for walking on grass or wearing your pants too low.

  12. Re:all hail the future on Self-Powered Parts Are the Future · · Score: 1

    This is exactly what I dreamed the future to be when I was a kid - holding a pocket-sized device in each hand while dancing the maracas like the titular monkey from Samba De Amigo

  13. The land of anti-fun continues unimpeded on Australia To Fight iPod Use By Pedestrians · · Score: 1

    Zombies, violence in games, porn, now iPods... Australia was founded as a prison colony, and the recent hundred years of slacking off on discipline are now being reversed to return to the original island-prison roots. Expect more fun things to get banned soon.

  14. That's a lot of model names on NVIDIA Announces New Line of Fermi-Based Mobile Chips · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But how do they perform?

  15. Re:Vaporware on Duke Nukem Forever Back In Development · · Score: 1

    Is it 1999 already?

  16. Re:What the hell? on The Push For Colbert's "Restoring Truthiness" Rally · · Score: 2, Informative

    It would serve to accomplish one thing - to show that the so-called "silent majority" the conservatives love to quote so much isn't necessarily as big they paint it out to be. Their opponents are numerous, and not so silent.

  17. Duke Nukem Forever... on Duke Nukem Forever Back In Development · · Score: 1

    ... in slashdot stories!

  18. ISPs are not police forces on Major Battle Brewing Between French Gov't and ISPs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Police forces, for one thing, get an upfront budget instead of being asked to "police the country first and send us the bill later, we'll decide if we pay you back or not."

  19. the oil industry should get a lotto ticket on Another Gulf Oil Rig Explodes · · Score: 1

    Okay, so the oil industry says that this sort of event is "a million to one" to happen, and we've had two within a few months. By their estimates, we've already reached a scenario less likely than Evangelion's Zero-Nine probability... or maybe, just maybe, these oil rigs are a lot less safe than they'd have us believe?

  20. There's a lesson in here on Facebook Post Juror Gets Fined, Removed, Assigned Homework · · Score: 1

    People need to learn that typing random stuff on your facebook page amounts to public confession, and will lead the authorities to your door for a lot of crap you thought you'd get away with.

  21. Will it need liquid helium cooling? on IBM Unveils Fastest Microprocessor Ever · · Score: 1

    What I'd love to know is how they overcame the 3 GHz overheat barrier that has prevented this sort of processor speed until now.

  22. I don't like this story on Woman Wins Libel Suit By Suing Wrong Website · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm gonna sue slashdork!

  23. Re:Units on Charles Darwin's Best-Kept Secret · · Score: 1

    By my best estimates, you have 1.68 imperial assloads to every metric fuckton.

  24. Reclaiming deserts on Charles Darwin's Best-Kept Secret · · Score: 1

    It's been theorized that the Sahara used to be a lush verdant area. Perhaps this technique could reconvert it back to this once pristine state over the course of a few centuries of hard work?

  25. Australia, land of anti-fun on Australian Crackdown On Console Modchips Likely To Continue · · Score: 1

    How long until their crackdown on anything remotely fun spills to other countries? We have to help the aussies get their porn and zombie games back BEFORE their government does the same to US!!!