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  1. Speaking of Darwinism... on Armed Man Takes Hostages At Discovery Channel HQ · · Score: 1

    His Darwin Award is on the way.

  2. Journalism ain't what it used to be on Newspapers Cut Wikileaks Out of Shield Law · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Journalism used to be about taking risks to bring critical public interest information to everyone, with a strong ethic and moral code. Now it seems that to most of the industry, it's about finding out what trouble Lindsay Lohan will get into next.

  3. Re:USA: Is not YOUR internet on Senate Trying To Slip Internet Kill Switch Past Us · · Score: 1

    A lot of traffic DOES go through it however, and could prove to be extremely problematic to go around for the rest of the world. If my ability to reach certain websites from Canada goes down just because a single line somewhere in Boston went out, imagine what the entire COUNTRY getting shut down would do at that point.

  4. nutshots rule on Old People Enjoy Reading Negative Stories About Young · · Score: 3, Funny

    That certainly explains the widespread appeal of youtube fail videos starring spectacular parkour and skateboard wipeouts.

  5. Just give them access to chatroulette on India Now Wants Access To Google and Skype · · Score: 2, Funny

    They'll never want to eavesdrop on private communication data again!

  6. Re:The answer is simple: Funding. on 9 Ideas For Coping With Space Junk · · Score: 1

    Better still - keep the deorbiting fuel reserve separate from the normal operations fuel reserve, so that even if you use the satellite until it's depleted and useless, it will still have the untouched recall option fuel ready to use. This would prevent the administrators higher up from being tempted to use the deorbit fuel to squeeze another decade of use instead of doing the right thing.

  7. Re:Quick, edit the Empire Strikes Back article! on Wikipedia Reveals Secret of 'The Mousetrap' · · Score: 1

    Vader: "... and the empire will be defeated by EWOKS!"

    Luke: "That's... very unlikely!"

  8. Re:The secret of "The Mousetrap" on Wikipedia Reveals Secret of 'The Mousetrap' · · Score: 1

    I had to look up the mechanism on wikipedia, all I could remember was the first and last line.

  9. The secret of "The Mousetrap" on Wikipedia Reveals Secret of 'The Mousetrap' · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... goes as follows:

    You turn the crank that turns the gears, it turns the lever that swings the boot, it kicks the bucket and drops the ball, it rolls down the stairs and down the slide, it hits the pole and pushes the hand and knocks the marble down the chute, into the bathtub and down the hole, onto the seesaw launching the man, THE TRAP IS SET HERE COMES THE NET!

  10. Re:Serious question on Whisky Made From Diabetics' Urine · · Score: 1

    Except that we don't breathe those directly from the source?

  11. Re:Great! on Whisky Made From Diabetics' Urine · · Score: 1

    Because the drinking public has been clamoring for years for a whiskey that reminds them of grandfatherly child abuse?

  12. A better option at last? on Microsoft Unveils New Xbox 360 Wireless Controller · · Score: 1

    A reasonably priced controller with a precise D-pad would certainly beat searching through eBay for an arcade fighting stick priced less than 250$ when it comes to Street Fighter 4...

  13. I love you PHILIP J FRY. on Resort Attracts Men With Virtual Girlfriends · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please tell me about the CAN'T EAT MORE. (Would you like to take 5 minutes to register me?)

  14. Re:LAST CALL! on The Map of Critical Thinking and Modern Science · · Score: 1

    Nietzche would probably refuse to board that train on the basis that it has no free will.

  15. Re:Where In The World on The Map of Critical Thinking and Modern Science · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Have you seen Glenn start crying live on the air as he was denouncing the families of 9/11 victims as selfish profiteers trying to exploit the victims for their own profit? I think Beck is way out there already.

  16. Re:Already used in the UK on Building Prisons Without Walls Using GPS Devices · · Score: 1

    human has over another, the first question should be: How will/can this authority be abused?

    Or more accurately, how soon? Smart money says "monday before lunch."

  17. Re:Where In The World on The Map of Critical Thinking and Modern Science · · Score: 1, Insightful

    He's on the unseen part of the map where angry emotional outburst meets paranoid fear.

  18. The nigerian prince on GMail Introduces Priority Inbox · · Score: 1, Funny

    But he needs my help right now! He's just trying to get the millions of dollars stolen from him in the revolution!

  19. Re:How long... on Pentagon Selects Companies To Build Flying Humvees · · Score: 1

    "any jackass with money" covers the rappers and actors.

    True, but I meant non-famous rich jackasses who don't have three million people who religiously follow their tweet pages with such pearls of wisdom as "my corn flakes tasted funny today"

  20. Re:So in essence... on Pentagon Selects Companies To Build Flying Humvees · · Score: 1

    So I really want to know if this is a ridiculous idea someone came up with or some form of pay out as a favor. It makes absolutely no sense. Besides this is the same military that sent Humvee with no doors or armor. Their only defense was to cover the floor with sand bags and pray they didn't take fire through the doors.

    Expect any combination of bribes, blackmail and under the desk blowjobs to be involved in the approval process.

  21. Re:How far back you want to go? on Library of Congress Opens Records of Anti-Comic Book Shrink · · Score: 1

    Dang those kids and their fancy telegraph! When I was their age, all we had was the pony express and we liked it, dagnabbit!

  22. Re:If it was printed? on Prosecutor Loses Case For Citing Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    Citing a wikipedia article in court is equal to citing a law book which is full of crossed out sections, liquid paper deletions and penciled in notes.

  23. Re:It's My Fault, I Apologize, I Was Wrong on Library of Congress Opens Records of Anti-Comic Book Shrink · · Score: 1

    Tell me though, if you don't think it was a witch hunt, why did backing dry up when they tried to move on to television to clean up all the violence that children saw in the moving pictures? The unrealistic violence of Larry, Moe and Curly is okay because ... ?

    There was much more money made with television than with comics at the time. I doubt that Magnavox and RCA would have taken kindly to a witch hunt in their money growing fields.

  24. Re:That PSP kid (Marcus) is annoying on Sony Continues To Lose Ground In Mobile Gaming · · Score: 1

    Where iPhone ads are well designed in promoting the iPhone, the Marcus PSP ads seem solely geared towards promoting Marcus himself above the PSP.

  25. How long... on Pentagon Selects Companies To Build Flying Humvees · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... until hollywood actors, then rappers, then any jackass with money wants to buy one?