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  1. Re:I don't get it on ESA and NASA Establish a Joint Mars Exploration Initiative · · Score: 1

    Germany is a tanker truck full of good beer, cause you know, we want to offer the aliens something good when we arrive.

  2. MEASUREMENTS on ESA and NASA Establish a Joint Mars Exploration Initiative · · Score: 1

    Please tell me that there going to define a standerd first, i don't want my tax dollers to fund a 10 billion bullet that hits mars dead square at 12000 mph, or misses it by 3 million miles.

    "*Boom* uuh we have a problem, was that perigee in Miles or Kilomoters?"

  3. Re:First Post? on Chicken Feathers May Hold Key To Hydrogen Storage · · Score: 1

    you know what? i think people who post about eating obamas fecal mater as a first post need to die.
    saying "First Post" isn't bad.
    and as someone else said, it would only make people compete for second post or maybe third post.

  4. Re:First Post? on Chicken Feathers May Hold Key To Hydrogen Storage · · Score: 1

    its not a troll, its just the truth.
    can you not handle the truth

  5. Re:First Post? on Chicken Feathers May Hold Key To Hydrogen Storage · · Score: 3, Informative

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    Is that a Troll, Offtopic, Informative, or Funny?

    if 30% of the people who read it think the FP is a troll, then its a troll
    so don't feed it plz.

  6. Re:Freshen Ya Drink, Govna? on UK Launches Dedicated Cyber Security Agency · · Score: 1

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  7. Re:Slashdot going downhill. on A Practical Guide to Ubuntu Linux 2nd ed. · · Score: 2, Informative
  8. Re:How Ironic on America's Army 3 Has Rough Launch, Development Team Canned · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    GO MICROSOFT!

    O wait, IE locked up, hold on, lets try Chrome.

    now i got a BSOD.

    Hmm now i'm receiving messages about corrupted kernel files

    anways

    GO MICROSOFT!
    -This post was made on a maching running Vista with all the latest patches. It does not support, endorse, or in anyway promote any Microsoft products or reflect the views of the author and or /.-

  9. Re:Cite please on Better Tools For Disabled Geeks? · · Score: 1

    Now i picture a Zombie saying brains, and the computer translating that into boobs and googles it

  10. Re:12345 post on Default Passwords Blamed In $55M PBX Hacks · · Score: 3, Funny

    access denied
    (hint: the default password for the system is "qwert" if this is your first time accessing it)

  11. Re:Safe or not... on Is Arizona's Internet Voting System Safe Enough? · · Score: 1

    For instance, not too long ago a Diebold machine was exploited by its anti-virus software. If you have anti-virus software running on your electronic voting system you're doing it wrong.

    Must be running windows. I know people seem to assume linux is 100% safe, and while its not 100%, its way up there(much more secure than windows) as long as you don't have people downloading porno files that require root to run.

  12. Hmm on A Not-So-Modest Proposal · · Score: 1

    Sounds reasonable.

  13. Re:excellent sales story on When VMware Performance Fails, Try BSD Jails · · Score: 5, Funny

    this?
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  14. Vote for it on Clean-Room RTMPE Spec Created From rtmpdump · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We need people to nominate it on sourceforge

    heres a handy dandy link(everyone who reads this should vote for it):
    http://sourceforge.net/community/cca09/nominate/?project_name=rtmpdump&project_url=http://sourceforge.net/projects/rtmpdump/"

  15. Re:Before someone says it on Russia To Save Its ISS Modules · · Score: 0

    No its Ford

  16. So the prophecy.... on Hundreds of Black Holes Roam Loose In Milky Way · · Score: 0

    that in 2012 a large black object will consume the earth is possible.

    damn, people 2000 years ago were smart

  17. Re:Not impressed with any mechanical arms on Improving the Abilities of Bionic Arm Patients · · Score: 0

    so what if we attach this to something like an airplane or a crane? You don't need to have your head drilled open to have implants inserted, all you would need is a small operation(possibly just some local anesthetic and open the skin) to attach a device to a cut off nerve(be it a missing arm, a leg, a hand, etc)

  18. Re:Hmm. on NASA Moon Launch May Be Delayed After 2020 · · Score: 0

    Its a Trap!

  19. Re:Just on principle on Mexican Government To Document Cell Phone Use · · Score: 0

    I'm a free man!

    wait, your either Mexican or a free man, which is it

  20. Re:This will help. on Decent DVD-Ripping Solution For Linux? · · Score: 0

    http://live.lmgtfy.com/

    hmmm

    handbreak just appeared 23 times in a row, and the streak was broken by "amish porn"

  21. Re:8==C=A=P=T=C=H=A==D on Why the CAPTCHA Approach Is Doomed · · Score: 0

    so i make a bot that
    A: gets the text in the image
    b: performs a google search with the text and all the options
    c: enter the result that generated the most results

  22. Re:8==C=A=P=T=C=H=A==D on Why the CAPTCHA Approach Is Doomed · · Score: 0

    wait whats the answer?

    kittens chase cats?

  23. Re:Black Jack 21 on MIT Building Batteries Using Viruses · · Score: 0

    Black Jack is a deeply shady character; a heavily-scarred and black-wearing unlicensed surgeon who charges extortionate fees, he cuts a sinister figure. Children fear him, and the medical establishment despises him. He lives on the edge of town, speaking to only a few people, and he comes and goes as he wishes. When a serious attempt is made on Black Jack's life, destroying his cliff-top residence in the process, Black Jack swings into action to find the culprit. His only clue is a faded sepia photograph, showing his mentor and benefactor, Dr. Honma, alongside other mystery figures. Traveling around the world and facing great dangers, Black Jack seeks to find out the truth behind the organization which wants him dead!

    source

    am i missing something or does that description fail to mention a battery

  24. Re:Well, we will just have to on Spam Back Up To 94% of All Email · · Score: 0

    i thought he was referring to the size of your ears O.o *sarcasm* on a side note, the amount of bulk email that gmail has been filtering out has gone up by 1000-1500% for me, which is why i'm so glad that gmail is good at removing bulk email. On a second side note, 35% of my bulk email is in some random language i don't recognize.

  25. Re:Hackers. on Botnet Worm Targets DSL Modems and Routers · · Score: 0

    i thought Japanese didn't eat corn

    or was that Chinese?