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  1. Warcraft III? on Games Should Be Like Female Orgasms · · Score: 1

    Drew: "I'm thinking about playing that new game from Blizzard. If things go right I might be showing off my O-face. You know: WHOSYOURDADDY or better yet LEAFITTOME. Oh! Oh!"

  2. Re:simple on Internet TV Arrives (for Mac users) with DTV · · Score: 1

    floppy drive

    First used, and first not used. :)

  3. Re:Guess I'll be signing up on Yahoo to Launch Blog Ad Network · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...and won't give any reasonable explanation as to why..." quoth Motherfucking Shit.

    Hmm. ;)

  4. Re:another reason I can be snobbish! on Car Computer Systems at Risk to Viruses · · Score: 1

    If they ever have bicycle viruses, I think I would prefer to be put to sleep. :)

  5. Wha? on Open Source Replacing Books in Kenyan Schools · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm as big a fan of open source as the next geek, but I'm not sure the connection between open-source software and book replacement is really clear. Buy the units, and they come with an OS and (probably) reader software. It sounds like the title here should be "Technology Aiding Literacy in Kenyan Schools."

  6. Package repository, eh? on Python's Cheese Shop Now Open · · Score: 1

    Well, it's certainly uncontaminated by package trees.

  7. Re:This patent violates my patent! on Amazon Seeks Web Services Patent · · Score: 4, Funny

    US Pat. No. 31415926

    So, trying to grab a piece of the pi, eh? :)

  8. Re:The case against on The Case for Free WiFi? · · Score: 1

    I'm not arguing for or against, but equally probable is that the freeloaders will move from the restrictive cafe over to the non-restrictive ones, thus cascading the problem.

  9. Re:Water implies Life on Ice Lake on Mars · · Score: 5, Funny

    On Earth, where there be water, there be life.

    And where there be water, there be pirates. Yarrrr!

  10. God Mode on Doom Movie Trailer Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    I tried hitting IDDQD during the trailer so I could make the movie not suck, but it didn't work. Sorry guys.

  11. Somebody call Congress on Can Cell Phones Damage Our Eyes? · · Score: 2, Funny

    But now, according to IsraCast, a team of Israeli researchers has discovered that the microwave radiation used by our cell phones could destroy our eyes by causing two kinds of damages to our visual system, including an irreversible one.

    Well, the solution is clear: ban microwaves. It's a matter of national security.

  12. Re:Konfabulator ?? on Yahoo Purchases Konfabulator · · Score: 1

    You probably had to read Slashdot uphill both ways in the snow back then, huh? ;)

  13. Not that impressive on Organism Uses Solar Energy to Produce Hydrogen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Big deal -- I use bio energy to produce methane every day.

  14. Re:How to fund Apache improvements on Why I Hate the Apache Web Server · · Score: 1

    Apache is great but it could be *significantly* easier for beginning webmasters.

    1) Log in to your Mac.
    2) Open System Preferences > Sharing
    3) Click on the checkbox labeled "Personal Web Sharing"

    Et voila! Instant Apache webserver. ;)

  15. Re:usdatatrust.com on Online Backup Solutions? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    When I first read your post, I thought you had written "usdatrust.com", and I spent a confused moment trying to figure out why the USDA was in the data backup game.

  16. Re:Unlike windows 2112 on Longhorn's Offical Name is Windows Vista · · Score: 1

    Geddy Clipplee:

    It looks like you're contacting all the planets in the Solar Federation! Would you like to:

    1) Assume Control
    2) Assume Control
    3) Assume Control
    4) Watch Templevision

  17. Re:Google on HP Fires Father of OOP · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's cool! Of course, since it's Google, he can spend 20% of his time working on something other than the future. Like, I don't know, the recent past or something.

  18. Re:HP Slogans on HP Fires Father of OOP · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, what they meant to say was "HP Invest." Just one letter. Simple mistake, really.

    Actually actually, I think it meant to say "HP Invert", as in Rectal-Cranial Inversion, which is what HP has collectively accomplished with moves like this.

  19. Re:Wharrabout... on Top 10 Web Fads · · Score: 2, Funny

    Soviet Russia fad > Goatse.cx fad

    Actually the "first post" fad is fad that may never die!


    But in Soviet Russia, the fad that may never die is the "first post" fad!

    Er, wait a second...

  20. Re:Dilithium Crystals, Over Macho Grande on Star Trek's Scotty Dies at 85 · · Score: 1

    Ah, very cool info -- everything I've ever read said it was all improv. Thanks much.

  21. Re:Dilithium Crystals, Over Macho Grande on Star Trek's Scotty Dies at 85 · · Score: 1

    I've been trying to find out what C-beams are, including if they're made up, or improvisation by R. Hauer.

    It was improvised, as was that entire monologue, but I've always envisioned them as an effect of FTL travel or laser weapons (taking "C" to be referring to the speed of light). Like imagine watching a starship battle going on, but from a great distance -- the glittering show might be beautiful in its way.

    And no, I don't think I'll ever be over Macho Grande. ;D

  22. Re:Scotty's Rule of Thumb on Star Trek's Scotty Dies at 85 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Spock: "Ahh, Mr. Scott, I understand you're having difficulty with the warp drive. How much time do you require for repair?"

    Scotty: "There's nothing wrong with the bloody thing!"

    Spock: "Mr. Scott, if we return to Spacedock, the assassins will surely find a way to dispose of their incriminating footwear, and we will never see the Captain, or Dr. McCoy, alive again."

    Scotty: "Could take weeks, sir."

    Spock: "Thank you, Mr. Scott."

    (From Star Trek VI)

  23. Re:Cue the bad puns on Pig Sperm in Space · · Score: 4, Funny

    Q. How does the Chinese Space Program find a lost capsule?

    A. By using a homing bacon.

    Q. How does China Mission Control talk to its astronauts?

    A. Ham radio.

    Q. What will the first Chinese station be called?

    A. Deep Space Swine.

  24. Re:Use CGI on Doom Movie Might Not Be Terrible · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not wrong about The Thing though, am I? I'm not asking him to look like the new Thing or the old Thing, just not like a guy in a suit. If I see one more three-fingered character who obviously has two fingers in the middle finger of the glove, it really will be clobberin' time. At least The Thing is _supposed_ to have thick fingers.

    Like you I haven't seen F4, and probably will skip it in the theaters (tangent: the more a movie is promoted, the less I want to see it, I guess; the commercial that somehow ties in the movie, Burger King, and Amazon.com is just ridiculous; and don't get me started on Darth Vader in an M&Ms commercial, gack!) so I can't comment how The Thing looks in all his projected glory, but from what I've seen in the ubiquitous ads and whatnot, I think you're right -- he doesn't look that great, especially as compared to the CGI-enhanced Johnny.

    I love Aliens, don't get me wrong, but most of what made the fight scenes acceptable was clever camera work and the _implication_ of scariness. I'm all for using your audience's imagination against itself and showing less instead of more, but it's a little sad when I know the film-makers HAVE to do that, because their creatures won't pass muster close up and in full daylight. "Queen Alien!" you say? Even a forgiving viewer can see flaws in her movement, good though she is.

    Heh, yeah the Queen does pose a problem. Although I don't remember it being so bad in the theater. Maybe after seeing it repeatedly and losing some of that initial shock and rush, the awkwardness become glaring. And that probably goes for the rest as well. As modern audiences have become more sophisticated, after decades of increasingly more lifelike effects, it gets harder and harder to pass off crappy ones.

    Of course, probably the bigger difference for me between Aliens and Terminator on the one hand and, say, Predator 2 on the other hand, is that I truly care about the awesome characters of Ripley and Sarah Connor -- and not just because they're Sigourney Weaver and Linda Hamilton ;) With the other movie, I can't bring myself to give a crap about the one-dimensional Gary Busey and Danny Glover characters.

    I like to compare the viewing experiences of Spider Man and Toy Story -- I found myself more immersed in the "world" of Toy Story -- the characters seemed more real to me than did Spider Man in full flight through the urban canyons. Part of that is probably the uncanny valley at work, but a lot of it is the story and characterization.

  25. Re:AHH! Real Monsters! on Doom Movie Might Not Be Terrible · · Score: 1

    That one monster ruined the entire look, feel and mood of the entire film.

    Was there a monster in that movie? Sorry, I must have been distracted by Milla :)