I hate to rain on your parade, but your attempts to cloud the issues takes a hail of a lot of guts. What are you, three sleets to the wind? It snow wonder you're sorry!
When Andromeda confronted the Milky Way about I Zwicky 18, Mr. Way professed he was "shocked and hurt you could think I would do such a thing!" and claimed he had "barely said hello to her!"
If your computer has a IP address; your Microsoft is probably infected with a virus horse from one of the internets.
If the Slim Whitman defense doesn't work out when Mars attacks, I suggest we use that phrase to make the Martians' heads explode. Gave me a headache just reading it.;)
In other news, 387 prisoners in Missouri were shivved in separate incidents yesterday. Reports are conflicting at the moment, but assailants were overheard screaming things like "M*therf*cking Zergling Rushing F*ck!!!" and "I'll show you a m*therf*cking hat trick, b*tch!"
This magazine was brim-ming with potential naming greatness, but their crown-ing achievement was "Editor's Blog" and "Tips & Tricks"?! What about Hat Tricks? Brim Shots? Bowler, I Don't Even Know Her? Buy software in the Haberdashery! The Beret-B-C's of Linux? Helmet-ropolitan Opera House?!!! (OK that last one is a stretch.)
Howdy, pardner! To read about that scalliwag Black Bart's shootout with Arizona Jack last week, you'll need to pay two bits per article or buy a subscription for a gold dollar or its equivalent in salt pork or live chickens.
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This just goes to show that trying to represent the real world digitally is ASCIIng too much.
Turn off your mail server permanently, and you'll get a 100% drop in spam.
I guarantee it.</dude from Men's Wearhouse commercials>
this calls for eggscruciating puns!
What is this, some sort of shell game?
Was he paid to duplicate stories too? ;)
I just had a weird waking dream. Charlie Chaplain, on roller skates, was brandishing his cane at the Big Brother screen in the 1984 commercial.
I need more coffee...
"The Occult" == term used by Christians to describe hidden sects.
;)
Don't Christians as a general rule want all sects to be hidden?
I hate to rain on your parade, but your attempts to cloud the issues takes a hail of a lot of guts. What are you, three sleets to the wind? It snow wonder you're sorry!
Put all your money on black, did you?
When Andromeda confronted the Milky Way about I Zwicky 18, Mr. Way professed he was "shocked and hurt you could think I would do such a thing!" and claimed he had "barely said hello to her!"
So are you saying gnomon is an island?
Neo-medes: Okey dokey.. move the Earth. Right, no problem, move the Earth, move the Earth, no problem, right...
If your computer has a IP address; your Microsoft is probably infected with a virus horse from one of the internets.
;)
If the Slim Whitman defense doesn't work out when Mars attacks, I suggest we use that phrase to make the Martians' heads explode. Gave me a headache just reading it.
In other news, 387 prisoners in Missouri were shivved in separate incidents yesterday. Reports are conflicting at the moment, but assailants were overheard screaming things like "M*therf*cking Zergling Rushing F*ck!!!" and "I'll show you a m*therf*cking hat trick, b*tch!"
It's because the sound waves are so intense, they cause perturbations in your eyeball goo. No, really!
How do they get their v4lub13 P3n!s 3n1arg3men+ notices?
Not to worry, there's always SMS Spam!
In Korea, Email Is Only For Old People
;)
Of course, there is the corollary: IM, blogs, and SMS are kiddy tech.
Do you have anything in particular to say to the people who like you for being Wesley?
;)
I think he's covered most of that in the restraining orders.
Enraged SimCity players around the globe respond to Lobo & Schooler by reaching menacingly for the bulldozer tool...
This magazine was brim-ming with potential naming greatness, but their crown-ing achievement was "Editor's Blog" and "Tips & Tricks"?! What about Hat Tricks? Brim Shots? Bowler, I Don't Even Know Her? Buy software in the Haberdashery! The Beret-B-C's of Linux? Helmet-ropolitan Opera House?!!! (OK that last one is a stretch.)
Kids these days....
That joke was treadfully unfunny.
Yes, I -am- bored at
Work waiting for this last thir-
ty minutes to...DAMNIT!
(From the digitized 1844 paper...)
Howdy, pardner! To read about that scalliwag Black Bart's shootout with Arizona Jack last week, you'll need to pay two bits per article or buy a subscription for a gold dollar or its equivalent in salt pork or live chickens.
Main screen turn on.
It's U238.
How are you gentlemen? U235 has no chance to survive make your time.
'ees not pinin', 'ees passed on!
X43A blurs past the camera. It is silent.
Marvin: "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"
EARTH SHATTERING KABOOM!
Marvin: "At last!"