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  1. Re:That's shocking!!! on Rescuers Prep for Hybrid Car Accidents · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a lot of resistance to that sort of humor.

  2. Sound Effects on Rescuers Prep for Hybrid Car Accidents · · Score: 5, Funny

    Never mind you electric car drivers, what about we poor bicyclists and pedestrians who can't hear you coming?

    I'd like to suggest new electric cars be equipped with Jetsons-style "whuwuwuwuwuuwu" sounds as a safety feature. Actually, this might very well be an untapped commercial opportunity: custom car sound effects. Drive a wagon train! Drive a steam train! Drive the U.S.S. Enterprise! Be ironic and drive a Hummer!

  3. Uma on Postal 2 Shares Pain In Direction Of Linux · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone who leaves Uma "swingin' in the breeze" deserves to be taken out back and have some pain shared with them, Linux community or no. ;)

  4. Re:An example to others on Interplay On Verge Of Bankruptcy? · · Score: 1

    Sometimes when someone publishes so much crap, it fills up the ditch, buoying up the publisher in question. ;)

  5. Re:Russel got one on Richard Dawkins On Science Writing · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess he counts as a mathematician.

    How else would he? ;)

  6. Re:I can't take a security sight seriously that... on PHP and SQL Security · · Score: 5, Funny

    Never mind that, they're using a tag to achieve it! The horror! ;)

  7. Wrong Question on Wonkette and the Ethics of Online Journalism · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That being said, does the nature of the World Wide Web in fact give sites like Wonkette, Drudge, or even Slashdot a free pass on accuracy if it means the difference between getting the scoop or not?"

    This really is a nonsensical spin on this story, and also the wrong question to be asking. Wonkette, Drudge, and even Slashdot can put whatever the heck they want to online. It is up to the reader to decide, based on multiple criteria, whether or not they believe/trust/put stock in the information's deliverer.

    If you as reader use no criteria as filters, if you blindly believe any site, info, data, gossip, or especially scoop, you deserve what you get. That goes for both the online world and the offline.

    That said, it's amusing how little humans change despite this new technology we're all enjoying. Gossip columnists and gossips in general have always been with us, have always been attractive to us, and no doubt will always be, even when we're beaming our thoughts at each other telepathically in our lifepods in orbit around the Sedna refuelling station.

  8. Re:But! on A New Ice Age? · · Score: 1

    by freeweed (309734) on 2004-04-17 9:43 (#8891968)

    I'm still wondering if glaciers run MacOS, for convenient virus uploadability. Overclock their CPUs, melt the ice, happy ending


    Well I guess we know where you got your /. name from. :P

  9. Bah on The Novel as Software · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The key here is "Mr. Brown is marketing composition software called DEN WriterWare."

  10. Re: on Is the Universe Shaped Like a Funnel? · · Score: 4, Funny

    A banjo is better tuned with a hammer.

    Are you referring to a tuning hammer or to one you might find in, say, a hardware store? I guess it depends on how good a banjo player your wife is!

    (Sorry... my wife plays banjo)

    Ooooh, so much for that.

  11. Re:what about other drivers? on Stoplights to Mete Out Punishment? · · Score: 1

    Trudi: "Do bullets go bad?"

    Harris: "No, it's not like milk. They don't have expiration date or anything."

    One of my favorite movies of all time :)

  12. Re:Lo Tech Version on Running for Geeks · · Score: 1

    Is this the line you're talking about? Do you happen to know how much they run?

  13. Re:I have a very important question. on Happy 35th birthday, RFC 1! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nina: "Now DrEldarion, don't be greedy, let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece."

  14. Re:Audio streams are one thing... on Real Problems · · Score: 1

    Or you could use the open-source Darwin Streaming Server for free -- on Mac OS X, Linux, Solaris 9, or Windows 2000/2003 server -- and send out open-standard, high-quality MPEG-4 streams for your users.

  15. Re:Appears to be a Star Wars reference ... on Chaotic Computing In Practice · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Tomorrow I want you to take that R2 unit into Anchorhead and have its memory flushed.... and while you're at it, take the L1 units, the L2 units, that N2 unit behind Aunt Beru...no, don't get Aunt Beru's memory flushed, take the N2 unit that's behind her--never mind, I'll do it myself!"

  16. Re:From the article on Bicycle Riding on Square Wheels · · Score: 1

    I was told there would be no math in these comments!

  17. Re:Another example of Microsofts big fear. on Japan, China, S Korea Agree To Standardize Linux · · Score: 1

    But I fee that they will become less relevant.

    Boy, sometimes a typo just says it all, doesn't it? :)

  18. Hate to be a wet blanket... on Marriage Proposal via Atari 2600? · · Score: 5, Funny

    If she wants to say "no way!" does she just make Mario stand there and let the barrels hit him until he runs out of lives? Or does she simply unplug the joystick and leave the room? ;)

  19. Re:T-shirt super secret message on PC Case For Hamsters, EZ Bake Oven in a Drive Bay · · Score: 1

    Bah .. using program to do it is not l33t. I did it in vi

    And since vi is a program, you are not l33t. Boy, the syllogistic jokes just write themselves sometimes, don't they? ;)

  20. Re:One of those things that shouldn't surprise but on Pigeons' Bandwidth Advantage Quantified · · Score: 1

    I'm quite impressed that a pigeon can do 100km in 2.5 hours though, I had no idea they were *that* fast...

    Well, they were flying downhill at the time. ;)

  21. Re:Alternatives shootout on OpenOffice.org For Mac OS X Hits 1.1.1 (Finally) · · Score: 1

    Regarding TextEdit, one can use images in it. Try dragging one into a document. In fact, you can drag MP3s, movies, whatever into it as well, and play them.

    What you will be saving will be an .rtfd document (well, technically a folder), rather than a plain .rtf file, that includes the other media files.

  22. AAC on BusinessWeek on Opening Apple's iTunes DRM · · Score: 5, Informative

    For the nth time, AAC is not "Apple's DRM technology." It is part of the MPEG-4 specifications. More info here.. To quote:

    AAC was developed by the MPEG group that includes Dolby, Fraunhofer (FhG), AT&T, Sony, and Nokia--companies that have also been involved in the development of audio codecs such as MP3 and AC3 (also known as Dolby Digital). The AAC codec in QuickTime 6 builds upon new, state-of-the art signal processing technology from Dolby Laboratories and brings true variable bit rate (VBR) audio encoding to QuickTime.

  23. Re:Not "any" platform.. on Adobe Kills FrameMaker for Mac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's hard for a product that doesn't exist to become too popular. If Adobe had actually produced a Mac OS X version of FrameMaker in the 4+ years that Mac OS X has been around, perhaps consumers might have been able to vote with their wallets, but not even a crappy carbonized version was to be had. Talk about your self-fulfilling prophesies.

  24. Ahem on iChat AV 2.1, iPhoto 4.0.1 Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apple says it has performance, stability, and organization ehancements

    Not to be a spelling nazi, but that should be eHancements. ;)

  25. Microsoft? Logitech? on Mice Get Human Breasts · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apple would make one with only one nipple and the rest of you would be up in arms about it! ;)