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  1. what kind of porn ... on First 3-D IMAX Porn Movie Made In Hong Kong · · Score: 1

    'First out of the gates, the soft porn Hong Kong film comes as the stricken industry, hit hard by free Internet porn in recent years, turns to 3-D as a potential money-spinner,

    at least we know now that this is gonna be a BDSM movie.

  2. Re: a 1080p childhood-rape version only on Lucas Promises Star Wars on Blu-Ray in 2011 · · Score: 1

    the original movie no longer exists

    Thanks. Now we have a scapegoat to be blamed: KODAK made crappy negative that faded in just five years.

    Thanks Kodak, you won't see me buying your negatives ever.

  3. Re:Use databases! on How Do You Organize Your Experimental Data? · · Score: 1

    perhaps IT staff there sucks in anything more complicated than rebooting or running minesweeper and solitaire.

  4. Re:Internet connections are shitty in the West. on Monetizing Free-To-Play Gaming Models · · Score: 1

    AC:

    Internet connections in the West are extremely shitty compared to those of South Korea and Japan.

    odies writes:

    I hope you aren't thinking Asian connections are shitty because they are slow to you? They obviously are fast for everyone living there and you can get up to 1 gbit connections in several countries.

    BREAKING NEWS:
    Reading with comprehensions still out of reach of masses.

  5. Spruce branch section in lung on Man Takes Up Internal Farming · · Score: 1

    Some thirty years ago I've heard of a guy that was in his forties and had had a section of spruce branch discovered in his lung. He claimed that he "swallowed" this small secton when he was a toddler.

    The needles on the branch were still green on discovery!

  6. Re:Depends on your definition of "chip" on How Much Smaller Can Chips Go? · · Score: 1

    I assume you based your statement on timing of doing calculations.

    Brain is way faster, but optimised for other tasks than math.
    Every fraction of second human brain processes all data input from receptors from entire body with signals about temperature, pressure, pain. Plus semantics, so called thinking, etc. Plus live hi-res video and audio processing and interpretation. Plus body organ functions control. 4004 would such heavily ...

  7. Re:Mind-numbing computational outsourcing on 5 Trillion Digits of Pi — a New World Record · · Score: 1

    yes, and I believe that our civilisation won't fall or survive because we reached this level of precision with Pi.

  8. Re:Phone sex over video chat doesn't count on Stats Show iPhone Owners Get More Sex · · Score: 1

    stats are ok - they include all these cases when iPhone owner bends over while Apple and AT&T wait behind

  9. Re:Mind-numbing computational outsourcing on 5 Trillion Digits of Pi — a New World Record · · Score: 1

    It is very useful.

    With 16-digit precision of PI you could actually err by less than 1cm with the orbit of Uranus (assuming for a sec it is round).
    With 5,000,000,000,000-digit precision of PI you could define the gravitational pull of your anus at Uranus.

  10. Re:Umm, more drives? on Creative Uses For Extra Drive Bays? · · Score: 1

    I use ST-506 drives, you insensitive clod!

  11. Re:From all residents outside the [ant]arctic circ on Polar Flares To Be Visible Tonight · · Score: 1

    unless this is DARPA playing with HAARP again.

  12. Re:Clearly a sign of AGW on 100-Sq.-Mile Ice Island Breaks Off Greenland Glacier · · Score: 1

    speaking of "proxy data", why not place a data centre on this island?

  13. Re:It's uglier than you can imagine. on New Spacecraft Set For Dangerous Jupiter Trip · · Score: 1

    note to self: must see again Space Odyssey: Voyage to the Planets to check how they've managed to put a person on Io. AFAIR that person nearly died of radiation.

  14. Re:World Cup 2014 on Artificial Life Forms Evolve Basic Memory, Strategy · · Score: 1

    surely they could do better than French did at WC. (team play)

  15. Re:Them stupid hogs on Servers Ahoy — Startup To Build Floating Data Centers · · Score: 1

    If they dropped their anchors somewhere in polar circle instead of SF, they would save huge money on cooling. Propably savings would be enough to fund longer power and fiber lines.

  16. Re:Security Research on 100 Million Facebook Pages Leaked On Torrent Site · · Score: 1

    Who uses real information online anyways?

    Idiots do. So probably at least 80% of users.

  17. Re:U.S. Cleanup Solution: Step 2 on X Prize To Offer Millions For Gulf Oil Cleanup Solution · · Score: 1

    Now only an expert can deal with the problem
    Because half the problem is seeing the problem
    And only an expert can deal with the problem
    Only an expert can deal with the problem

    So if there's no expert dealing with the problem
    It's really actually twice the problem
    Cause only an expert can deal with the problem
    Only an expert can deal with the problem

    Now in America we like solutions
    We like solutions to problems
    And there's so many companies that offer solutions
    [...]

    So when experts say, "Let's get to the root of the problem
    Let's take control of the problem
    So if you take control of the problem you can solve the problem."
    Now often this doesn't work at all because the situation is completely out of control.
    Cause only an expert can deal with the problem
    Only an expert can deal with the problem
    Only an expert can deal with the problem

    So who are these experts?
    Experts are usually self-appointed people or elected officials
    Or people skilled in sales techniques, trained or self-taught
    To focus on things that might be identified as problems.
    Now sometimes these things are not actually problems.
    But the expert is someone who studies the problem
    And tries to solve the problem.
    [...]

    And sometimes, if it's really really really hot.
    And it's July in January.
    And there's no more snow and huge waves are wiping out cities.
    And hurricanes are everywhere.
    And everyone knows it's a problem.
    But if some of the experts say it's no problem
    And other experts claim it's no problem
    Or explain why it's no problem
    Then it's simply not a problem.
    But when an expert says it's a problem
    And makes a movie and wins an Oscar about the problem
    Then all the other experts have to agree that it is most likely a problem.
    Cause only an expert can deal with the problem
    Only an expert can deal with the problem
    Only an expert can deal with the problem
    [...]

    Only an expert can see there's a problem
    And see the problem is half the problem
    And only an expert can deal with the problem
    Only an expert can deal with the problem.

    exempt from "Only An Expert" by Laurie Anderson

  18. Re:And thus why... on Why You Never Ask the Designers For a Favor · · Score: 1

    you should always follow these three rules of business:

    1) Never let a web designer design your web page (or in this case, a designer design your missing cat poster)

    2) Never let a developer develop your software

    3) Never hire an MBA to run your company

    ... as all these ridiculously easy tasks could be commanded to this lady who lost her cat.

  19. Re:This just in on Earth As an Extrasolar Planet · · Score: 1

    NASA has finally proved that planet Earth is (still, at least) habitable! We knew that all that investment will bring us new knowledge some day.

    now, if only we had means to find out if there is intelligent life.
    Personally I doubt that.

  20. Re:Sad writing (and summary) on Ikaros Spacecraft Successfully Propelled In Space · · Score: 1

    With my meagre constitution sometimes I am

  21. Re:1st step on White House Tackling the Economics of Cybersecurity · · Score: 1
  22. story tags on Arctic Bacteria Used To Make Cool Vaccines · · Score: 1

    where is "whatcouldpossiblygowrong" tag, when you need one?

  23. Re:This assumes... on Toyota Sudden Acceleration Is Driver Error · · Score: 1

    speaking of 'fighting the breaks' this reminded me of airplane scene in "Fight Club":

    Tyler: (...) If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
    Woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
    Tyler: You wouldn't believe.
    Woman on plane: Which car company do you work for?
    Tyler: A major one. ...

  24. Re:Recall? No way! on iPhone 4 Reception Recall Ruckus Roundup · · Score: 1

    no, they will ship free rubber gloves so that antenna is isolated right.
    Problem solved :)

  25. Re:period of passing through the galaxy ecliptics? on Sun's Dark Companion 'Nemesis' Not So Likely · · Score: 1

    perhaps the neighboring object (star or whatever) that slings Oort cloud objects at us also bobbs, with different period?
    And then Sun's pace has little to do with it ....