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First 3-D IMAX Porn Movie Made In Hong Kong
tekgoblin writes "Christopher Sun of Hong Kong is directing a new porn movie that will actually be in 3-D. The movie is being called 3-D Sex & Zen: Extreme Ecstasy and will be the first 3-D IMAX porn movie. From the article: 'First out of the gates, the soft porn Hong Kong film comes as the stricken industry, hit hard by free Internet porn in recent years, turns to 3-D as a potential money-spinner, following on from the success of Hollywood blockbusters such as James Cameron's Avatar.'"
I thought the "appeal" in that disappeared when the VCR was invented.....
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
Money shot in 3D?!?!?!
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
Really, did anyone not see this one cumming?
If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
Her gigantic nipples poked me in the eye!
FOX NEWS.com should be BANNED from television and internet. Have the Congress take it over and give us Truespeak.
"Cumming to a theater near you!!!!"
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
It would have been out sooner, but they had to clean their lenses a lot.
I've seen 3D porn movies, and they weren't made in Hong Kong.
Granted, they needed the red and blue stereoscopic glasses, but that doesn't make it less 3D (in fact, it makes it more 3D than without glasses)
It's things like this that makes me worried about our future as a species
Meh. Why bother, it's just an R-rated movie.
Whats the cost $20-$30 each? + food?
If you went to see this, you'd want to be very, very sure that the inevitable blast directed at the audience from a male performer actually arrived from the expected direction.
I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
Betamax was a superior format to VHS with higher quality image to VHS. Why did VHS win? No porn available on betamax! Never underestimate the purchasing power of people who spend money with their penis in control of their wallet.
I don't know. Probably?
I'm a virgo and on Slashdot. Coincidence? Yes.
a guy that's hung like a hamster, a girl whimpering and crying, and a hairy mess between her legs. Sounds like Malda's wedding night.
This is not the first 3D porn movie. I have several porn movies in 3D that predate this by years.
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I prefer to go into city porn theaters. I take one of those 'super soaker' type water guns and fill it with white hand lotion (I prefer Jergens). I sit in the back and start 'shooting my load', as it were, all over the crowd. Oddly, very few of them seem to mind.
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I was surprised that there are actually adult movie theaters equipped with things such as IMAX, I wouldn't think National Amusements would be jumping at the opportunity to throw porn up in their theaters.
Any piece of technology, no matter how innocent, useful, or benign, can and will find it's way in to porn. Porn industry is like kanye.. Imma really happy for you and Imma let you be used in other areas, but porn industry got them best money of all time. OF ALL TIME!
I like when the title exactly matches the comment
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It fortunately comes with a box of handy-wipes.
Table-ized A.I.
Duck!
"You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
It's been my understanding that IMAX is really fussy about licencing their equipment and technology, and find it highly unlikely that they would allow its use for porn.
Of course we live in an age when you can buy an "IMAX" dvd - surely one of the more oxymoronic claims since "HD" radio came on the scene.
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I saw this in a theater back in the 1970s. Cheesy and funny (mostly intentionally so). There's nothing new under the sun.
No sig? Sigh...
At least I'll have SOMETHING to watch on my 3D tv soon aside from monsters and aliens. That shits getting really old, HEAR ME CONTENT COMPANIES? You fucking bastards.
Mmmyeahhh I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead and move that camera back a little bit.
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Now, now. We know what many guys do while watching porn.
I hope the lens on those 3D glasses are easily cleaned.
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But then I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain
Porn is a masturbation tool. Soft porn has no use at all, except maybe to pretend to be porn where real porn doesn't or can't exist.
However as a masturbation tool anyone who tries to build a business model by showing porn in public is doomed to failure because no one is encouraged to masturbate in public. In fact that would be kind of creepy. It's why porn magazines, books and videos (which you can take home) and internet porn (which you can view at home) are successful, whereas porn cinemas often do poorly - especially since the 1970's and the invention of video tapes.
The only exception to this is the strip club/peep show genre, since live women are hard to reproduce at home by those that seek them.
I dunno, I guess some people are willing to pay for anything. And teenagers are always desperate to see a pair of tits. I find it hard to see this as a long term revenue generator however.
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You mean watching someone else in a stalker-like fashion with binoculars while hiding in their bushes?
to show that the message body contained no (useful) text.
Of course we live in an age when you can buy an "IMAX" dvd - surely one of the more oxymoronic claims since "HD" radio came on the scene.
I don't see a problem. DVDs play in iMacs (which nowadays are almost as big as TVs), and "Hybrid Digital Radio" broadcasts are a hybrid of analog and digital.
Magic finish? Sounds fucking spectacular!
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76 comments in and not one Bangkok joke.
No text and no useful text are two very different things. For instance, this text isn't very useful. ;)
Every time I start to have faith in humanity, I ruin it by driving to work between 7 and 8 am.
I'm willing to bet this one is going "straight to video" and as soon as several 3D pr0n releases appear, my guess is that 3D television sales will see a jump. And why not, pr0n was leading the charge on both VHS and The Internet... why not 3D televisions!
Nope. AC has a time machine for when ancient Chinese sex action.
"Common sense will be the death of us all"
while hiding in their bushes?
Nah, except for a few fetish flicks, all the actresses shave now...
given the title, and the mention of soft porn, I think dubbing this as an IMAX pr0n will probably turn out to be somewhat of an exaggeration. I'm guessing it's a sequel to sex & zen, with hsu chi, while it had lots of gratuitous nudity and sex scenes it was more akin to the crappy european soft porns you see at night on tv in germany. Honestly, I'm kinda meh about stuff like that, if I want porn that's why god gave us the internet, if I want a movie I want it to be watchable. A little eye candy here and there is fine, but trying to go half way in between porn and plot just makes things unwatchable for me.
I think it's more surprising that it took this long to happen.
Personally, I'm shocked that this movie wasn't made long before Avatar. It doesn't make sense.
This sentence no verb.
i stopped reading when it said soft porn
why dogs lick their genitals? Because they can.
James Cameron should make an Avatar porno, and thus another billion dollars.
LOL
what turns you on with the idea that you and you alone are the arbiter of what constitutes a turn on
the movies i like are the only valid movies in the whole world, and no other opinions matter
the food i like is the only good food in the world, and all other opinions are null and void
and other assorted completely blind selfish idiocies
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
I got to see Hot Skin in 3D in a theater, when it was going around a few years ago. To answer the "who wants to watch porn in public?" question, the answer is: anyone who wants a laugh. The theater (which just happened to be an ex-porn-theater from the old days, now "art house") was full of laughter, everyone had a great time, and you get bonus points for it not being a typical date movie. I'm pretty sure it sold out all 4 showings.
Of course, part of the appeal was that it was so old. 2010 porn movies are just porn. 1977 porn movies are .. I dunno .. history (in a twisted sort of way). If it had been a newer movie, it wouldn't have been as good. Whoever's idea it was to dust off a 3D porn movie from the disco era and show it to the world in 2007, you're brilliant.
I can't imagine 3D porn in public being something that really takes off (people won't come back week after week) but as a novelty it's fucking great.
How long until we see a link to goatse.cx but it's 3D here on slashdot?
(if that doesn't turn your stomach, nothing will)
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I'm now claiming Trademark of the term "cl-IMAX".
That is all.
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Thank god it's Japanese. Luckily the horrific images of genitals will be pixalated and only the erotic sounds of rape and images of fountains of fecal matter be in 3D.
A couple of minor corrections to the parent.
The only exception to this is the strip club/peep show genre, since live women are hard to reproduce at home by those that seek them.
What exactly is doing the seeking of women, in the parent post? Androids?
Women have been reproduced at home for thousands of years. Even by people who've been seeking more women.
Which, of course, would be, "those who seek them."
'First out of the gates, the soft porn Hong Kong film comes as the stricken industry, hit hard by free Internet porn in recent years, turns to 3-D as a potential money-spinner,
at least we know now that this is gonna be a BDSM movie.
There goes the industry.
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This was denied by the president of IMAX this morning on CNBC or Fox news. He was asked directly about this and responded that this was only an internet rumor.
I seem to remember hearing about some military personnel (submariners, I believe) that did this when on leave, except with the added caveat that they warmed up the lotion beforehand, and then chose a theatre that had an upper balcony...
Who eats while watching porn?
Old old comeback on an even older joke.
John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
Isn't it too early for a remake of Avatar?
the trailer ?? This story is nothing without the pictures :-)
The title of the first 3d IMAX movie won't be
Cumming At You
who prays for Satan? Who in 18 centuries has had the humanity to pray for the 1 sinner that needed it most? ~Mark Twain
Really? Far out! This I gotta to see.
Will they be providing tissue?
Tub girl?
No, I am afraid that some great "action" and film will be wasted if they didn't investigate who owns IMAX brand, most of the theaters, technology and whether it will be really possible to show their "work" on IMAX.
IMAX=Sony and Sony isn't really known to be liberal about porn. The "tape length" story is kinda overrated but Sony really didn't want beta format factories to press porn/sex movies. That is a fact.They are liberal about actual art BTW, don't misunderstand.
If you think companies like Sony or Disney doesn't have power to stop such nonsense, think again or just ask that genius tried to get his blurays printed at factory where Disney blu-rays were printed.
I think they found the easiest way to close/revoke license of an IMAX theatre. If you can't make money with your IMAX technology theater and want it to be revoked, just announce this movie. A poster would be enough. Perhaps you won't have to pay a fee to Sony for early termination, that is the genius part :)
Movie business, especially high end IMAX etc. aren't really youtube. You can't upload everything and expect them to play it. Wonder if that guy really have any clue about the business side of things?
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Didn't the p0rn industry complain when the DVD format came, that the quality of the image was too good? You could see every pimple, every stubby hair, etc.. And now, there is p0rn movie in more than 5 times that resolution... and in 3D!
(assumption that 1080p 35 mm, more or less, and that the IMAX flick is 70 mm)
"We mustn't be caught by surprise by our own advancing technology" -- Aldous Huxley
Hopefully the Asians have the right equipment to pull it off. Otherwise it will leave the audience feeling 'short' changed.
Last thing I want to see in a 3D movie is a dick coming out of the screen
...So you watch your porn movies in public?
I am not devoid of humor.
Anyone got anything ? .....nah, my wife is calling, be back later...
No funnies yet?
The 3d experience, being well, up close and personal, I got nothing......
wait....i feel one coming on....it's coming,
This is incorrect information. The film has absolutely NO affiliation with IMAX and is a misprint by Reuters. Someone please flag, correct or remove this post.
About asian's penises sizes. In fact, they are going to be HUGE, like say, trains - Literally.
First, let me first caveat that I have had, in my life, that rarest of things several time, the hot ass girlfriend who was a total pornhound. I can also say that when you are a single male and those girlfriends like making amateur porn that this can in fact lead to many more encounters with equally hot freaks if your girlfriend, hot ass, bi tendencies, 1 each likes additional life support systems for a vagina in the opus. Now, a cautionary tale: it's 2000-2001 and HDTV and $1000 Progressive Scan DVD tech is flooding the market. You insert latest personal DVD and sit back and watch, getting prepatory for some serious post production frakking, and she goes "oh my, the vagina in HD, is, well, not that nice to look at". If this is true then, then softporn IMAX I guarantee you, in 3D is a Chinese plot to make sure people never have sex again.
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