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  1. All Your Balloons Are Belong To Us on Japanese Balloon Battle · · Score: 2, Funny

    'Nuff said.

  2. Re:This is like saying... on Is Finding Security Holes a Good Idea? · · Score: 1

    Correct. As the first responder to your thoughts had indicated, another assumption is that white hats find the bugs first. If they in fact do, then there is no worry about "zero-day" 'sploits, because for each bug we find, we squash it before announcing it to the world. The problem is that the code (binary and/or source) is already out there, and to assume that someone else won't get to it before you do is just plain dumb.

  3. This is like saying... on Is Finding Security Holes a Good Idea? · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...that hunting down thugs and thieves and terrorists is not necessarily helping the nation's security, so let's not do it. Asinine suggestion.

  4. April Fool's Joke??? on FTC Porn Spam Regulation Now in Effect · · Score: 2, Funny

    First the "evil bit", and now the "pr0n bit"???

  5. Re:Honor among thieves? on Anti-Spammers Infiltrate Private Online Spam Clubs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's interesting the reasons that some people would resort to spam. In an article recently on Tech Republic, the author interviewed several spammers on the reason(s) they started out as spammers. One had college tuitions to pay off, another just wants quick cash with no regards as to what topics are/aren't off-limits. When you consider why people spam, the knowledge can be used against them in one way or another.

  6. "Single-digits-are-best"??? on Math And The Computer Science Major · · Score: 1

    Try "Binary-digits-are-best".

  7. The kinds of people who could use this... on Growing Teeth with Stem Cell Technology · · Score: 1

    1) Boxers 2) Ice hockey players 3) Rugby players 4) My grandma

  8. How about the Noisy Ice Cream Truck solution? on A Silent PC Solution? · · Score: 2, Funny

    The same song over and over and over again...

  9. May BASIC live forever... on BASIC Computer Language Turns 40 · · Score: 1

    10 LET AGE=1 20 AGE = AGE+1 30 PRINT AGE 40 GOTO 20

  10. You must mean my top ten patches... on First Ten Programs on New Install? · · Score: 1

    Here they are: Q299444 Q304158 Q305929 Q312895 Q313829 Q318138 Q320206 Q323172 Q326830 Q328310 And I won't even *THINK* about Q329115 until *AFTER* all ten are in and locked down.

  11. Re:Aha! on Implant a Chip in Your Head · · Score: 1

    You must mean "surrender your chips"...

  12. Re:To eliminate this problem... on MagLev Trains Annoyingly Loud · · Score: 1

    Better yet, for each person who complains, his seat will be bound and folded up until he is unable to breathe. As he is losing consciousness you can play over the loudspeaker, "I find your lack of faith disturbing".

  13. I like it... on Stop Cell Phones Without Stopping Pacemakers... · · Score: 1

    What I like best about these jamming/countersignaling devices is that the person with the cell phone, unless told otherwise, really has no idea that he/she is near one of these devices and thus has no way of retaliating. One of the posters below insists rather vehemently that we "better not take away my rights [to use cell phones]". Well, we can take it away, and he won't know about it, and there is nothing he can do about it either.

  14. Sims for Bruce Willis and two space shuttles? on Asteroid Impact Simulator Available · · Score: 2, Funny

    That way, we can watch "Armageddon" from the comfort of our research lab plasma screens.

  15. Re:This ruling is NOT good for RedHat on SCO's Motion to dismiss Red Hat's Complaint Denied · · Score: 2

    Keep in mind the implications of having the motion denied, however: This means that not only does the judge think there is enough for RedHat to go on, but that SCO can't back out of the case anymore. If anything, this is not only very good for RedHat, but also very bad for SCO both from legal and from PR viewpoints.

  16. Playing the two cases off each other... on SCO's Motion to dismiss Red Hat's Complaint Denied · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I like the idea that the judge is playing the cases off each other, probably wanting to see the Utah case as a precedent with which she can then use against SCO. If it doesn't go fast enough, though, she reserves the right (wisely) to proceed without it (probably thinking that SCO doesn't have a chance in Delaware either). In either case SCO may have just hit the point of no return: The hand's stuck in the cookie jar, and now the question is not whether to deny that it did it, but to see how much of their collective hand gets lopped off.

  17. Have the users pay for it... on Analysis of Spam, and a Proposed Solution · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here is another way of looking at it: Spammers exist because there are idiots out there who fall for "vicod1n" or "pen1s enl@rgement" or what have you. We should have users who are purchasing these products pay an additional "spam tax" on it, to compensate for the wasted bandwidth and so on. Sort of like "shipping and handling fee". Actually, it comes close to the Internet tax idea that Congress is punting about, but applied to spams.

  18. Obligatory Weird Al Reference... on Giant Sub-Woofer · · Score: 0

    Frank's Two Thousand-Inch TV.

  19. Trigger Chicken? on British Chicken-Warmed Nuke · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the bomb is triggered when one of those chickens lays an egg.

  20. IP-Enabled Wardrobe... on Wearable Technology Fashion Show · · Score: 1

    Now a real "wardrobe malfunction" could *REALLY* wreck your day...

  21. Where RFID may become important... on RFID Coming 'Whether You Like It Or Not' · · Score: 1

    I work for a large manufacturer of confectionery products here in the eastern part of the United States, and RFID is an issue that directly speaks to our contractual obligations with our customers who demand, for example, traceability of raw material. Working through RFID and lot assignments, we will be able to tell the customer where this box of candy came from, what time it was shipped, which lot and pallet it came from, and how much of sugar, syrup, and yellow number 5 it used from which buckets. We hope to implement RFID completely in about a year to a year and a half, alongside wireless warehouse tagging (another critical component to modern manufacturing).

  22. "Bob" meets "Cathedral"... on Sun Wants to Make Linux 3D · · Score: 1

    I believe it was the movie "The Net" that introduced us to the surreal user interface of "Cathedral", a veritable 3D VR environment where you push/pull/open/close literal objects to access information.

  23. You've Got Patch!!! on Microsoft Eyeing AOL? · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Nuff said.

  24. "Dave... what are you doing, Dave?" on Melting Europa · · Score: 1

    "I hate you, Dave."

  25. Object Lesson on Junkie Loves His Spam · · Score: 1

    Here is how to dissuade Mr. Soto from buying anymore from spams: 1) Pretend to be a spammer and once in a while send something to him, such as weight-loss pills (heck, he's a 45-year-old grandfather - I guess he is starting to expand horizontally). The rate he's going, he will bite eventually. 2) When he does respond, get his shipping (i.e. residential) address and phone number, and promise him that delivery is scheduled in the next week or two. 3) At this point, you have several options: You can either send him laxatives in disguise (and I do mean the maximum strength stuff, accompanied by directions to use it liberally everyday), or you can show up at his house with some psychos and just pelt his car/house/real estate with rotting spam. Or you can think of some other thing - if you are at his doorstep, the sky's the limit. 4) Repeat as desired, but with another line of product under another contact name.