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  1. Sanitised to death on Are Keyboards Dishwasher Safe? · · Score: 1

    Jeez, what a bunch of sissies. In Australia not only to we like our keyboards dirty, we breed out keyboard bacteria to be tough! If you use my keyboard, don't whinge if they rip yer bloody arms off.

    "That which doesn't kill me makes me stronger."

  2. Re:Read the judgement on Judge Orders TorrentSpy to Turn Over RAM · · Score: 1

    0xdeadbeef, 0xdeadbeef, 0xdeadbeef ...

  3. Re:Or... on Plants 'Recognize' Their Siblings · · Score: 4, Funny

    Other vegans, then.

  4. Re:Seeing double?? on Liquid Lens Can Magnify at the Flick of a Switch · · Score: 1

    With better lenses we might see that this is a dup.

    Don't you mean a mirror?

  5. Microsoft Hires Dir. of Linux Interoperability on Microsoft Hires Director of Linux Interoperability · · Score: 1

    In other news:
    * War is Peace
    * Freedom is Slavery
    * Ignorance is Strength

  6. Re:open formats win, MS loses on New York Jumps Into Open Formats Fray · · Score: 5, Funny

    You forgot projectile comfy chairs.

  7. Re:I don't buy it. on Massive Cave Found on Mars · · Score: 1

    One possible theory is that the cavern is conical in shape, getting wider as it goes down, which would certainly explain why it's so dark.

    If NASA had any political acumen, they would "know" that it's so black because it's full of oil...

  8. Re:The Software is AWSOME! However the delivery... on Photosynth Demo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Windows XP SP2 and Vista Only

    The Photosynth technology preview runs only on Windows XP SP2 and Windows Vista.

    If you feel you've reached this message in error, you can try anyway."

    Wow, another innovative product from Microsoft.

  9. Re:Corruption on The Private Outsourcing of US Intelligence Services · · Score: 1

    Apart from that, he has no continuing interest.

    Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

  10. Re:IA64 on Intel Shows Off 80-core Processor · · Score: 1

    I remember when the i860 was being touted as a "Cray on a chip" (for small values of Cray.)
    I don't think I've ever seen one in the wild.

  11. Re:"Warriors for Innocence"? on Mass Deletion Leads To LiveJournal Revolt · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... GoDaddy.

    OMG - incest!</satire>

  12. Re:Update difficulties on New Gentoo 2007.0 Release Gets Mixed Review · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or, if you're hardcore as Gentooers like to think they are,

    # ln -snf /etc/make.profile /usr/portage/profiles/default-linux/x86/2007.0


    Real hardcore Gentooers would get the parameters the right way around.

    ln -snf /usr/portage/profiles/default-linux/x86/2007.0 /etc/make.profile

  13. Re:iGasm Haiku on Apple Sues Over iGasm Ads · · Score: 3, Funny

    Brown Microsoft Zune, Oh, you have no friends to squirt; Cancel or Allow?

  14. Re:The RIAA wins then... on AllofMP3 Voucher Resellers Quit After Police Raid · · Score: 1

    Only if you let them...

    Personally, I prefer to cut out these parasitic middlemen and deal with my bands directly - either with their own web shop, or their nominated seller. Fortunately my favourite bands are fiercely independent, so buying direct is the norm rather than the exception.

  15. Re:'The Ultimate Matrix Collection' on Big Releases Heat Up High-Def Format War · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Parent is insightful, not funny.

  16. Re:Gaaa aaaaa aaaaaaa on CERN Collider To Trigger a Data Deluge · · Score: 1

    Must wear sunglasses - that must pasty white skin in one place might blind you...
    Hmm, I wonder if that's the solution to global warming - get geeks outdoors, and increase the albedo of the planet (but decrease its libido.)

  17. Re:Microsoft will lose the right to sue ... ever on Microsoft Will Not Sue Over Linux Patents · · Score: 1

    Microsoft could probably wait 2 or 3 years and still be within the normal period that is considered timely. The could even justify this by claiming the allowed some time for lesser remedies such as negotiation to work if they could.

    The difference, in my IANAL opinion, is that submarine patents come out of left field - it's a surprise attack. The villain can claim laches don't apply because "they didn't notice [for years], and acted as soon as we knew there was an infringement." (Probably crap, but it has plausible deniability.)

    OTOH, Microsoft's submarine surfaced the moment they announced to the world that they think there might be a patent problem. To avoid laches, it's sue now or STFU time. They've fired their patent broadside - and it was loaded with blanks. Lots of noise and a smokescreen, but that's about it. (The question now is whether their ship will capsize from the recoil.)

  18. Re:Meanwhile, back in reality... on Intel Laptop Competes With One Laptop Per Child · · Score: 1

    Again, Intel is just trying to generate press, "Look at us! Look at how great we are! We are trying to help the poor!"

    And AMD wasn't when they inked a deal with OLPC?


    AMD are one of the poor (compared to Intel, at least.)

  19. Re:Such a shame... on Modern Medicine Might Have Saved Lincoln · · Score: 4, Funny

    If only cryogenic resurrection centers had existed at that time we might still have Lincoln with us today.

    ... and after seeing the current state of the Union, he'd probably shoot himself.

  20. Re:Extremely Limited Success? on AACS Revision Cracked A Week Before Release · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, Spiderman 3 seems to have done over $150M on it's opening weekend. Perhaps I won't start crying for them yet.

    Instead, weep for those unfortunate enough to see it.

  21. Re:Anonymous Coward Claims Hilf is Braindead on Hilf Claims Free Software Movement Dead · · Score: 1

    You could try reading the article.

    You must be new here; welcome to Slashdot.

  22. Re:Who else... on ESA's Cluster Spacecraft Makes Shocking Discovery · · Score: 1

    One more: Who else despairs about the state of the education system when people don't know the meaning and etymology of tetra- without examples? Do the d4 rollers know what a tetrapod without comparing it to various monsters?

  23. Re:An advertisers dream on LG.Philips Develops World's First Color E-Paper · · Score: 1

    Now you just know the advertisers are gonna get a hold of this technology and slap animated ads on cereal boxes or something.

    Minority Report anyone?


    Bring it on - "free", probably hackable e-paper, anyone?

  24. Re:Good, now just go back to blowin shit up, dammi on Battlestar Galactica To Continue After All · · Score: 1

    You ARE aware that a Cylon winning a dogfight would lead to at least 10 episodes of mourning, griefing and goth-like navel contemplation, yes?

    Emo, not goth.

  25. Re:the creationists will not like this on Ancient Star Found, Estimated at 13.2 Billion Years Old · · Score: 4, Funny

    A more likely scenario is that God had one hell (Hell?) of a bender the night before "The Beginning".
    "Let there be light." Eergh! (buries His head under the covers for a few hundred million years.)