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  1. Re:"Who to send" is a serious question! on Bush To Announce Manned Trip To Moon, Mars · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new asteroid mining overlords.
    (I've no idea what this means, but it seemed the Slashdot thing to do...)

  2. Re:Does anybody take SCO seriously? on SCO Gives Notice To 6,000 Unix Licensees · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They have until Jan 8th... :)

    "Your honour, we asked 6000 of our licensees to provide evidence that they are in full compliance with their licenses, but none of them did. Clearly they are infringing on our IP, so we'd like to expand our case..."

  3. Off to a bad start on Cringely's 2004 Predictions · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come back in 365 more days and see how I did.

    As 2004 is a leap year with 366 days, I'm guessing Cringely will get this prediction wrong...

  4. Re:Has the Poincare Conjecture Been Solved? on Has The Poincare Conjecture Been Solved? · · Score: 1

    Actually, it has been solved. I've talked with some people in the know. It's the real deal this time.

    Until it has been peer reviewed and published, isn't that just Poincare Conjecture conjecture?

  5. Re:Just suck it up on First Review Of Return Of The King · · Score: 1

    This is the culmination of a lifelong dream for him ...

    Not quite - he wanted to play Gandalf.

  6. Re:I'd Love To Run It. on Linux Kernel 2.6.0-test10 Released · · Score: 1

    Don't forget to also "emerge nvidia-glx" to get OpenGL accelleration. You need to re-emerge nvidia-kernel whenever you update the kernel, but this is relatively painless. (I don't use TV out, so haven't noticed any problems with the 2.6test kernels.)

  7. Re:Suggestion for 2.6.0-test* naming on Linux Kernel 2.6.0-test10 Released · · Score: 3, Funny

    If the next one is called "Lubed Gerbil", I'm outta here...

  8. Re:problems in test9 on Linux Kernel 2.6.0-test10 Released · · Score: 1

    I have a KT333A chipset and don't have any problems with my USB Intellimouse Explorer mouse with the IO APIC enabled. I did have to append "pci=usepirqmask pci=noacpi" to get around a couple of other issues, though. 2.6 seems pretty solid - I'm using it daily on my computer at home and at work.

  9. Re: Is Space Mining Feasible? on Is Space Mining Feasible? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why go shopping for asteroids when they deliver? Sure, the delivery schedule and drop-off point is unpredictable, but hey - free minerals!

  10. Re:Why is the iPod so much better? on Dell DJ: Yet Another MP3 Player · · Score: 4, Funny

    It can double as a portable Firewire/USB2 hard drive.

    This is probably the real reason for the iPod's popularity - they can be slipped into purchase orders for Apple hardware as an "external Firewire HDD", and managers won't bat an eyelid! ;-)

    (No I don't have an iPod, you insensitive clod!)

  11. Re:well, i'm a professional designer on Branding Mozilla: Towards Mozilla 2.0 · · Score: 1

    Honestly, Tux is not a very good logo. Most people don't know what that orange and black rendered penguin is all about

    That's because the Tux logo hasn't had a multi-million dollar advertising campaign, apart from some cryptic IBM sidewalk placements.

    That's easily rectified though - just attach one of the inexpensive "Powered by Linux" case badges featuring the happy penguin. All of the terminals at my work have one - if our users haven't figured out what the penguin means yet, they need professional help.

  12. Re: Name change on Toshiba Pushes Safe, Small Nuclear Reactor Design · · Score: 1

    RTG - RadioThermal Generator. While this is closer to a regular nuclear reactor design that the RTGs used on some space probes, the name is still valid since it uses radioactive decay to produce heat that drives the steam plant.

  13. Re:Compatibility Issues? on PC World: Apple G5 Gets Trounced By Athlon 64 · · Score: 1

    In fact, XP 64 looks like a throwback to Windows past: Its interface mirrors that of Windows 2000 or even Win 98.

    YES! For once, one less thing I have to turn off after a Microsoft "upgrade".

  14. Re:Ugh. on Track a Soda Can with GPS? · · Score: 1

    The Coca Cola billboard that is (was?) in Melbourne, Australia already ripples in the wind! The logo is made up of an array of red and silver circular metallic foil spinners; whenever there's a breeze, the discs spin around creating rippling effects across the billboard. I always thought it was neat, and it didn't take a gazillion dollars of electronics...

  15. Homebrew robots? on Bluetooth for Homebrew Robots? · · Score: 0

    Wasssuuuuuppppp!!!

    If they're getting "bluetooth", they should turn down the cooling (10-12 degrees C is a good cellar temperature).
    Is there a Guinness expansion pack?

  16. Re:Here's what cracks me up on Anti-Spammers DDoSed Out Of Existence · · Score: 1

    Why not change the DNS for monkeys.com & compunet to a nice NSA or FBI address range

    Because the FBI would just jump on the domain owners, not those behind the DDoS. Better to just remove the DNS entries and let Verisign take the heat. :-)

  17. Re:What I did on Resolving Everything: VeriSign Adds Wildcards · · Score: 1

    If anybody wants the code, then post a reply here and I'll set up a web page with it and post the URL. (I won't bother if nobody wants it.)

    That would be cool. To avoid your server getting Slashdotted, posting it to appropriate USENET groups is also fine by me.

  18. Re:PC on Is it Just Me, Or Is Our Mainframe Missing? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thats PC for terrorist isnt it ?

    It's a slightly more PC version of the previously used description "of Middle Eastern appearance", which non-Middle Eastern people found offensive, especially those born in Australia. A more accurate description would be "two smug looking guys, each with a server on a trolley."

  19. Re:Good News / Bad News on Japanese Deploying Powered Exoskeletons for Elderly · · Score: 5, Funny

    It'll be quite a sight when someone hacks it and takes command.

    "It's the wrong trousers Gromit, and they've gone wrong!" (The villain, Feathers McGraw, looks rather like an evil version of Tux...)

  20. Re:671 out of 693 from one IP... on SoBig: Worst is Yet to Come · · Score: 1

    I noticed the same thing - over half of the copies of SoBig.F I received, and the only bounce message alleging to be from me, came from an IP address somewhere in California. As I don't know anyone in CA and didn't recognise the domain at all, I wonder how they got my email address? Either it was somehow collected by the user, or this machine was deliberately set up as a distribution point (either by the owner or the OwN3r...)

  21. Re:MBA? on Linux Guru Alan Cox Takes A Year Off · · Score: 1

    Master Builders Association?

    Having read Alan's Diary in the past (before it was written in Welsh!), this makes sense given his adventures of buying and renovating a house.

  22. Re:Wont show them to anyone... except germans? on Open Source Community Approaches SCO · · Score: 2, Informative

    Their example can be traced back to 2.11BSD

    It appears to be even older than that! Have a look at /usr/sys/malloc.c from Sixth Edition Unix ported to the Interdata 7/32 at the University of Wollongong, Australia during 1976-77. The datestamp on the file is 3 June 1979 - at worst the same year that SCO was formed, but more likely before that date.

    SCO's intellectual property? I think not...

    (Apologies if this is a repeat - I'm getting timeouts connecting to Slashdot.org)

  23. Re:Dangerous in the wrong hands? on Satellite Views Of The Blackout · · Score: 1

    If they tried to hide these, the first thing you'd notice would be a large increase in outages due to lines being cut by backhoes, etc.

    It makes for more interesting backhoe incidents, though. Backhoeing a critical transcontinental fibre cable is a non-event; backhoeing a 380kV cable is much more impressive. :-)

  24. _A_ Nitpick on RIM Color BlackBerry 7230 Review · · Score: 0

    That should be "a HTML browser", not "an HTML browser." The "H" of "HTML" is pronounced, therefore you use an "a". "An" is only used with silent H's where the vowel is pronounced instead of "h" i.e. "a horse", "a hospital", "an honour", "an hor's doeuvre".

    My pet hate is news readers who say "an horrific accident" - it's "a horrific accident" dammit! (The exception would be if it occurred in East London, in which case it might be "an 'orrific accident"...)

  25. Re:It just works... on Apple to Accept Returns of Mac OS X on Some G3s · · Score: 1, Troll

    Microsoft: It barely works.