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Linux Guru Alan Cox Takes A Year Off

An anonymous reader writes "Linux guru Alan Cox is taking a year off from RedHat and kernel development to get his MBA. For years, Alan Cox has maintained the extremely stable 2.2 Linux kernel, and more or less been Linux creator Linus Torvalds' right hand man. Now it sounds like the 2.2 kernel is up for grabs to someone who is 'good at refusing patches and being ignored'..."

403 comments

  1. Naww!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    He just got scared off by SCO!!

    1. Re:Naww!!! by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Informative

      He just got scared off by SCO!!

      The 2.2 kernel, which he maintains, is the one that SCO claims is free of supposed IP infringements. It is the 2.4 and later kernels which SCO claims were written mostly by SCO. (Millions of lines vs. a total of 4.4 million lines.)

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    2. Re:Naww!!! by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's today. Who knows what tomorrow will bring.

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    3. Re:Naww!!! by Shiblon · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? He's getting his MBA. He wants to be SCO!

    4. Re:Naww!!! by Rhubarb+Crumble · · Score: 3, Informative
      Slightly off-topic, but how come all of the Linux kernels are even numbers (as in 2.2, 2.4 and soon 2.6)? I've never seen an odd digit at the end.

      Stable versions have even final digits. Odd final digits (2.1, 2.3, 2.5...) indicate 'development' versions.

    5. Re:Naww!!! by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      SCO wrote all the whitespace characters in the current kernel too ;->

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    6. Re:Naww!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kernels with even version numbers are considered 'stable'. The odd numbers are for developement versions.

      More at: http://www.tux.org/lkml/#s1-2

    7. Re:Naww!!! by smkndrkn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The parent was being sarcastic. How did you add to the discussion dickbreath? lol

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    8. Re:Naww!!! by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      I'm dying to see what he looks like with the beard and the haircut that are compulsory for all MBA's.

      Before and after?

    9. Re:Naww!!! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      He just got scared off by SCO!!

      I don't think so. After all, he was given a pirate flag to wave at them for his birthday...

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    10. Re:Naww!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I find it fascinating that someone blew all their mod points just to mod down your question and replies to your question as redundant/troll.

      This must be the linux user community I've been hearing so much about.

      You know, when my registry gets fucked up, my go-to guy doesn't make me feel like an imbecile before pointing me to the Usenet or MS knowledge base article telling me how to fix it.

    11. Re:Naww!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, all the other odd-devel even-stable posts get modded redundant, and this guy gets away with it?

    12. Re:Naww!!! by martyros · · Score: 1
      It is the 2.4 and later kernels which SCO claims were written mostly by SCO.

      Yeah, but he wrote the SMP stuff for 2.4, on Caldera's dollar. So maybe he's heading for the hills before it's too late...

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    13. Re:Naww!!! by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even numberd kernels behave as you would expect Linux to behave. Odd numbered kernels behave as you would expect Windows to behave.

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    14. Re:Naww!!! by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      Excellent work, gazbo. I commend you!

    15. Re:Naww!!! by Izanagi · · Score: 1

      I take it Mozilla takes a different route? I'm using 1.5 Alpha, waiting on Beta, then final 1.5.

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    16. Re:Naww!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Odd numbered kernels behave as you would expect Windows to behave.

      That's not true - there's often interesting new development in odd-numbered kernels :-)

    17. Re:Naww!!! by daveo0331 · · Score: 1

      Stable versions have even final digits.

      Obviously Windows doesn't follow this pattern *cough*Windows98*cough*

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    18. Re:Naww!!! by Rhubarb+Crumble · · Score: 1
      I take it Mozilla takes a different route? I'm using 1.5 Alpha, waiting on Beta, then final 1.5.

      Well, Mozilla has nothing per se to do with linux so there's no reason for them to use the same scheme.

      (Although of course it runs very well on it - using 1.4 on RH here)

      I think the odd/even thing is a linux pecularity, simply because the kernels go through so many minor incremental bugfix stages - otherwise you'd have dozens of 'alphas'. By having a completely separate development tree the development work doesn't impact the maintainance bugfixes and vice versa.

      (maybe mozilla should have a similar system though - how many "1.0rcX" builds were there again?)

    19. Re:Naww!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This must be the linux user community I've been hearing so much about.

      Don't overgeneralize or anything.

    20. Re:Naww!!! by jdeking1 · · Score: 1

      I took a year off once too, but I called it "rehab followed by a stay at a halfway house."

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  2. I'm good at being ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    and I've been lobbying for the position for quite some time now, but so far no replies.

    hmmm....

    1. Re:I'm good at being ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sorry... what was that again? I wasn't paying attention...

    2. Re:I'm good at being ignored by BrokenHalo · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but why an MBA? I would have thought a Master of Bugger-All would have been the last kind of qualification Alan Cox would need.

  3. Whew, they changed the story... by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 5, Funny

    Before, the story read that he was taking a year off to get his MBNA. Sheesh, I get at least two offers a month from those bohos for instant credit. :)

  4. MBA? by tinrobot · · Score: 5, Funny

    What does a Linux kernel coding god need with an MBA?

    1. Re:MBA? by cerberusss · · Score: 5, Funny
      What does a Linux kernel coding god need with an MBA?
      Because MBA'ers get all the girls.
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    2. Re:MBA? by ShadeARG · · Score: 1

      Perhaps to get a Ph.D one day? He's got more than enough hands-on experience. There could be more interesting ventures down this road.

    3. Re:MBA? by Mournblade · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, the SCO suit is going to result in Linux being declared illegal, so he'll need a new career.

    4. Re:MBA? by fussman · · Score: 1

      Makes you question your belief in a god, doesn't it?

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    5. Re:MBA? by mnmn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Apart from being 'funny', honestly why would Alan Cox need any degree or certification? He can go to any Linux development company and put his resume on the table:

      Alan Cox.

      Unless the HR manager is a college assistant who has Bonzi Buddy installed on her Windows laptop, Alan will get hired. I suppose some larger companies have policies to honor degrees at all levels of the management and Senior Cox is getting ambitious. In that case it kinda gets sad to see him planning to manage rather than code.

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    6. Re:MBA? by ralphus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is it totally crazy to think that he just might *want* one?

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    7. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nah, you got it all wrong, it's not the MBA'ers that get all the girls, it's the NBA'ers that get all the girls.

    8. Re:MBA? by ReadParse · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, I can understand this, even though I've never been quite the academic. I'm sure he doesn't need it for employment, but rather because he wants the education itself. And that's admirable.

      RP

    9. Re:MBA? by anthonyrcalgary · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because learning is fun and you can't learn everything you want to know by coding alone.

      And he might want to teach.

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    10. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Maybe he aspires to more than computer programming has to offer, namely a mediocre salary plus RSI. Maybe he wants to be in a position where he can make important decisions once in a while.

      Signed,
      A Bitter Programmer.

    11. Re:MBA? by CrazyTalk · · Score: 0, Funny
      Why, to achieve step 4 of course!

      4. Profit!

    12. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To become a Mourning BSD Advocate?? There's already a BSD Alan Cox.. they don't need him.

    13. Re:MBA? by mikeee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And if he wants to start a business, or be upper management, a (good, not diploma mill) MBA will be a big win.

    14. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I started my MBA at NYU and after one semester I figured out very quickly that you don't really learn anything. MBA is totally a bullshit way to impress your bosses. There is no real value added. Real life experience trumps it ten to one. Only MBA's think that MBA's are important.

    15. Re:MBA? by DAldredge · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yea! Just look at how well all those MBA's are running the companies in America!!!

    16. Re:MBA? by Mandi+Walls · · Score: 3, Funny

      Know Thy Enemies

    17. Re:MBA? by stilwebm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Apart from being 'funny', honestly why would Alan Cox need any degree or certification? He can go to any Linux development company and put his resume on the table:

      Unlike the world of MCSEs and A+ certifications, you don't go and "get" a degree. You earn a degree by learning important skills. He is not going to school just to get a piece of paper. In the case of an MBA, he will learn important management skills that take many years of real-world experience to learn. In business school, that take 1 to 2 years to master many of the skills.

      Perhaps he wants to start a business? He is a great coder, good at managing source code trees, but an MBA will teach him about managing a business. Alan obviously isn't just trying to improve his resume, he's trying to improve himself.

    18. Re:MBA? by Darth · · Score: 1

      Well, a few years ago my brother was planning to go back to college and get an MBA (he has a computer engineering degree from Texas A&M). I asked him why he wanted to get an MBA instead of getting a masters in something interesting and not full of shit (i'm biased, but i'm self aware too). His response was that there's more chicks in the MBA program than the engineering programs.

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    19. Re:MBA? by lovebyte · · Score: 1

      Learning is fun. But still, an MBA! There are a million different studies that are more interesting. One of my colleagues resigned to do an MBA. I still don't understand why?

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    20. Re:MBA? by grug0 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yeah, America is just so darned under-productive and economically lagging behind powerhouses like Europe and Japan.

      To get back to the point, perhaps the guy wants to round out his education and skills. I know many people who find specialising in science and technology alone stifling.

    21. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he feels it's fun ? There are more to getting an MBA than for just having a paper to slam on someons desk when looking for a job.

    22. Re:MBA? by gallir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because "the security of getting hired at any time" doesn't always mean your goals, wishes and desire for learning new things are already fulfilled.

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    23. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe because in about 5 years, development jobs will be completely cut down to 40k/year + crappy benefits.

      time to jump ship.

    24. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe he doesn't want to work for a linux dev company. Maybe he wants to do something different, or maybe he wants to start his own company and realizes that most of the bearded, free software hippies around are not exactly business gurus since all of them work off the famous open source business model that has helped VA become such a powerhouse:

      1. give software for free
      2. ?
      3. profit!

    25. Re:MBA? by Epistax · · Score: 1

      I find this kind of thing funny. People wrap themselves so much in their own little world that when one name becomes synonymous with that world, they become frightfully insulted if someone hasn't heard of it. As I have recently more or less 'moved' twice, this has happened to me quite often. I'm sorry I haven't heard of your idol. Have you heard of mine?

    26. Re:MBA? by killmenow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have ~ 15 years of technical experience and I would love an MBA. Why? So I could have a better idea what goes on in the mind of the CEO. I just don't get the thinking a lot of times.

      The education provided in the MBA path is (to me) no more than a window into the vagaries of the management mind. A scary thought, indeed...but who doesn't wonder the "whys" of management?

    27. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      MBA? I'm sorry, that's just a piece of paper... just as much so as any MCSE or A+. You get your degree to learn the basics of your chosen career. The real learning starts when you graduate and acutally get a job. That is if your chosen industry isn't completely saturated by the time you do graduate.

    28. Re:MBA? by realnowhereman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Degree != real-world experience.

      I've got both, as I'm sure do many on slashdot. The two are symbiotic, not the same.

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    29. Re:MBA? by nagora · · Score: 1
      What does a Linux kernel coding god need with an MBA?

      I know, it seems a total waste of his talents. MBA's are just little bit of paper to say you can lie convincingly with PowerPoint. I wouldn't include them under the heading of "education".

      TWW

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    30. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who knows his reasons, but perhaps he just wants to learn something different.

      I think that it takes 1 year full time to do it (MBA) and more part time (3 years or more).

      I've done a postgrad study in management part-time and I actually liked studying management stuff and I learnt few useful things in during the course. And Dilbert books got even funnier....

      Perhaps Alan could do a case study of management in open source projects as his MBA thesis?

      I hope that someone is paying Alan's fees as they usually are quite expensive!!

    31. Re:MBA? by cHiphead · · Score: 1, Funny

      So I could have a better idea what goes on in the mind of the CEO
      Start golfing, if you can stomach 18 holes twice a week and $1500 per month to your local country or yacht club, you'll be thinking like a CEO.

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    32. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Because learning is fun and you can't learn everything you want to
      >know by coding alone.
      >And he might want to teach.
      >
      >
      Besides which, he's not getting any younger. None of us are.

    33. Re:MBA? by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming the origional poster and all the mods who modded this up have a MBA from a well known university?

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    34. Re:MBA? by PeteQC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe because he wants, like most of us, Linux to have a larger utilisation in a business environment.

      It's still the best diploma in management. So, if he knows how a business work, maybe I'll be a lot more helpful in bringing Linux to the enterprise!

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    35. Re:MBA? by an_mo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is a little crazy. I hope I am not offending anyone (I probably will) but you don't learn much studying for an MBA, it's only a piece of paper you need to get certain jobs which he probably can get anyway, having proven leadership and management skills on the field. I'd have better understood if he wanted a degree in ancient greek.

    36. Re:MBA? by Scalli0n · · Score: 1

      Uhhh...college? Duh?

      24/7 partying, bitches and ho's, cafeteria food, dorms, stripping and streaking...

      He's not going to college for an MBA - he's really just going for fun!

      At the end of September I'm off back to University on a years sabbatical from Red Hat

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    37. Re:MBA? by TheGreenLantern · · Score: 1

      Maybe he doesn't want to be a code monkey his entire life?

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    38. Re:MBA? by sql*kitten · · Score: 4, Informative

      Degree != real-world experience. I've got both, as I'm sure do many on slashdot. The two are symbiotic, not the same.

      A good MBA programme won't take you without experience. Typical students have worked for 3 to 8 years before applying to B-school.

    39. Re:MBA? by Nexx · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Excuse me? Learning how to effectively manage a corporation, and more importantly, learning how a corporate brain thinks is useless? I'm failing to see how the MBA will be useless to anyone with visions of starting a company, which is what went through my head when I first saw the /. article.

    40. Re:MBA? by saden1 · · Score: 1

      Having an MBA is a state of mind. I mean he can go anywhere, any company and they'd pay him whatever he asks for but he went with his heart and he is determined to get that MBA that isn't worth the piece of paper it is printed on.

      I say good luck to him.

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    41. Re:MBA? by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      Not really, may people don't have the discipline to sit through two years of classes. I have several friends that I consider intelligent but they'd rather spend their time and money on weed and video games.

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    42. Re:MBA? by FoeNyx · · Score: 1

      Does it take one year to loot a Magical Body Armor ?
      He will have to kill a lot of troll to find one.

      Cheers up !

    43. Re:MBA? by SirGeek · · Score: 4, Funny
      Because MBA'ers get all the girls.

      You mean NBA'ers get all the girls (even the underage ones).

    44. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At this point Alan should be mature enough to learn these skills independently. There's no reason to run off to get an MBA. Many technical people that are interested in this sort of thing do crash corporate administration programs from schools like Harvard or Stanford that are only a few weeks to get the theory they're missing for the practical management they already have.

      It is obvious there is more here than getting a degree. He wants a break, there's nothing wrong with that.

    45. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and this differs from the typical studen how??

    46. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he'd run out of toilet paper?

    47. Re:MBA? by Epi-man · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When I was trying to decide whether to return to school for my graduate degrees, a professor told me a saying I found most profound, "knowledge is a form of wealth that can not be stolen from you." Perhaps Alan wishes to enrich himself, no?

    48. Re:MBA? by realnowhereman · · Score: 1

      I wasn't really speaking only of MBA degrees. Also if what you say is true then that only adds weight to my argument -- MBA course creators have obviously recognised that a degree is not sufficient (but presumably from their persepective it is necessary).

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    49. Re:MBA? by mcgroarty · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hint: Armed with an MBA, he'll be every venture capitalist's wet dream.

    50. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what will happen when he refuses the mandatory lobotomy?

    51. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he is serious about MBA i can suggest a nice place for him!

    52. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (even the underage ones).

      No, You're thinking of Weezer.

    53. Re:MBA? by pyite · · Score: 1

      You needn't have a Masters to get your Ph. D. You can go straight for the doctorate if you so choose.

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    54. Re:MBA? by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      A scary thought, indeed...but who doesn't wonder the "whys" of management?

      The 'whys' of management are simple indeed. Do whatever it takes to "maximize shareholder value".

      Whether or not this short term strategy is in the best long-term interest of the company, country, or people is not an issue. This is the type of thinking all MBAs are currently taught, and it is the reason for blindly idiotic decisions like hiring H1-B visa holders and outsourcing to 3rd world countries.

      I hope that cleared things up for you.

      This country could use a lot more clearheaded, innovative thinking, and a lot less "MBA mentality".

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    55. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn good work!

      Alan's Cock... oh man. That'll be with me for days.

    56. Re:MBA? by pmz · · Score: 1

      What does a Linux kernel coding god need with an MBA?

      He can now go get a cushy job at an insurance company with a $20K/year raise. This kernel-coding business was just something to pass time until he saved up enough for his real dream: Saving people more on their car insurance.

    57. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C'mon...secretely, you wish YOU were the geek in the thick-rimmed glasses that got all the chicks....

    58. Re:MBA? by pmz · · Score: 1

      A good MBA programme won't take you without experience.

      This is something most graduate programs should do. Having students with some hard-knocks under their belt will ensure the classes are much more focused and the instructers can expect less bull from whiners. Also, MBA programs are applicable to people of any background who want to refocus their career.

      However, like any graduate degree, an MBA can actually limit opportunities for some types of people.

    59. Re:MBA? by smack.addict · · Score: 1
      You cannot learn them independently. You need to be surrounded by other business people from a variety of business disciplines to fully appreciate the complexities of running a business.

      When I began my MBA program, part of me felt I was just getting a piece of paper that provided me with credibility outside the tech realm. I am now finding that I am learning a lot of stuff I would never have learned from reading a book or from day-to-day work in a business.

    60. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Makes you question your belief in a god, doesn't it?

      Uh, no.

    61. Re:MBA? by The+Mayor · · Score: 1

      Ever think he might want the degree in order to gain knowledge? An MBA program will alter the way one things, for better and for worse.

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    62. Re:MBA? by Stuntmonkey · · Score: 1

      what goes on in the mind of the CEO. I just don't get the thinking a lot of times.

      1. Maximize personal income
      2. Maximize near-term corporate income or "shareholder value" (on a free cash flow basis if he/she is bright)
      3. Treat employees well

      Read these like Asimov's laws of robotics, i.e., order is significant. And like Asimov, what's really fun is when CEOs are in situations of inherent conflict between the laws. Great to see that smoke pouring out the ears.

    63. Re:MBA? by The+Mayor · · Score: 1

      hehe....thinks...not things....

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    64. Re:MBA? by bbcb · · Score: 1

      No, he's Welsh.

    65. Re:MBA? by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Want to know how CEOs think? Why not just read the books they all write? You might start with the following authors: Bill Gates, Sam Walton, Warren Buffett, Ray Croc, Andy Grove, etc. I also found this list at amazon.com which lists some books by or about major industrialists.

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    66. Re:MBA? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Excuse me? Learning how to effectively manage a corporation, and more importantly, learning how a corporate brain thinks is useless?

      If the last crop of executives in corperations lately are an example?

      then yes. it is utterly useless. as they are obviousally teaching CEO's and other that to manage a company is to drive it into the ground as fast as possible while stuffing your golden parachute.

      Hopefully he's interested in figuring out how to talk to these knuckleheads or simply tring to expand himself as a human being.

      funny though... more education not to make more money... but for yourself, your mind, your soul... maybe more people should take that view.

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    67. Re:MBA? by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      This country could use a lot more clearheaded, innovative thinking, and a lot less "MBA mentality".

      And a few less people who've swallowed the "H1B holders do the same work for much less" bullshit.

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    68. Re:MBA? by natet · · Score: 2, Funny

      My theory is that he got tired of all the respect he's gotten over the years from technical professionals.

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    69. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything!

      What is needed is some marketing and business insight in the Open Source arena... because there is a huge gap in sales of products/services in that area comparing with Closed Source ones...

    70. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Take it easy bud,

      I'm not going to discuss all your opinions, agreeing or not (yes, my english is poor), but take it easy when you speak about 3rd wold countries. Many times, they do they job just as well as people every where else.
      Outsource tasks isn't easy for management issues, but you shouldn't put the things like it is the problem of 3rd world. Don't forget the good contributions to technology (in Linux for example), that have done countries like Brazil or India.

    71. Re:MBA? by RdsArts · · Score: 1

      Unless the HR manager is a college assistant who has Bonzi Buddy installed on her Windows laptop,

      And therein lies the problem.....

    72. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, you were too lazy to do the work and weren't making the grade, so you told yourself it was worthless to salvage your self-esteem.

    73. Re:MBA? by El · · Score: 1
      I just don't get the thinking a lot of times.

      Aye, there's the rub... you're assuming he's thinking!!!

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    74. Re:MBA? by Glock27 · · Score: 3, Informative
      And a few less people who've swallowed the "H1B holders do the same work for much less" bullshit.

      No, it's more like "H1B holders do more work for the same money", i.e. 80 hour weeks with no complaints, on salary. And that salary will be at the bottom of the relevant scale, every time.

      Further, the use of H1B holders is stupid for two unrelated reasons: you're shipping money to overseas economies, and you're training a workforce to compete against you once it returns home (which most do).

      Again, using H1B workers and/or outsourcing is moronic in the long run, and is against the best interests of the United States and it's citizens.

      Those are the facts, Jack.

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    75. Re:MBA? by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      Take it easy bud,

      Yah, sure, why get all worked up about minor issues like my livelyhood, or the future of my country...

      I'm not going to discuss all your opinions, agreeing or not (yes, my english is poor),

      Actually you seem to be doing just fine.

      but take it easy when you speak about 3rd wold countries. Many times, they do they job just as well as people every where else.

      That has nothing to do with my point.

      Outsource tasks isn't easy for management issues, but you shouldn't put the things like it is the problem of 3rd world.

      It is not a problem of the third world. It is a problem here in the U.S., where it has become a common practice. See my other responses for why it's not a good idea.

      Don't forget the good contributions to technology (in Linux for example), that have done countries like Brazil or India.

      Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against third world countries or the work they do there. I think they should have a right to compete on an open world market. My point is simply that U.S. companies should be much less shortsighted about shipping jobs, money and expertise overseas. Those kind of 'investments' can come back to haunt you, in so many ways.

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    76. Re:MBA? by stilwebm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank you. I should have added that to my post. Alan Cox has years of experience coding and managing coders on various levels but probably knows little about financing a business, human resources, or business law, for examples. An MBA will augment his intelligence and experience. I'm very interested in seeing what he will use it for.

    77. Re:MBA? by yoriknme · · Score: 1

      It takes a year to get an MBA?

    78. Re:MBA? by jvj1 · · Score: 1

      So is buying cars from Japan.

    79. Re:MBA? by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Master Builders Association?

      Having read Alan's Diary in the past (before it was written in Welsh!), this makes sense given his adventures of buying and renovating a house.

    80. Re:MBA? by afidel · · Score: 1

      Other than areas that require a degree to advance (such as management and the MBA) most people with experience in the world of hard knocks will not bother with a masters. In general a masters is worth less in additional income than the same amount of time in experience. Of course masters in many cases are just consolation prizes for the people who's doctors thesis never gets completed =)

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    81. Re:MBA? by afidel · · Score: 1

      Code monkey!?!?
      Being an architect and manager for one of the worlds largest projects is not what I would call a code monkey! A code monkey is the fresh out of college kid who gets to maintain someone elses crap code and possibly add a single feature after a year if he is lucky, AC is the anti-codemonkey.

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    82. Re:MBA? by Stuntmonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Further, the use of H1B holders is stupid for two unrelated reasons: you're shipping money to overseas economies,

      And why exactly should a CEO of an American corporation care about this?

      > and you're training a workforce to compete against you once it returns home (which most do).

      Can you name for me a single example where an American company has suffered at the hands of competition from individuals it once employed on H1B visas?

      My point: The H1B visa program may or may not be good for the US economy as a whole, but that is a completely separate issue from whether it's a good business decision for US Corporation X to employ H1B workers. If you dislike the H1B program, yell at your government officials, not at CEOs.

    83. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Architect? Seemed to me that AC focused more on the grungy driver stuff that makes Linux useful on a lot of hardware. The big decisions seem to be handled by other people.

    84. Re:MBA? by pi_rules · · Score: 1
      I have ~ 15 years of technical experience and I would love an MBA. Why? So I could have a better idea what goes on in the mind of the CEO. I just don't get the thinking a lot of times.


      You want to know what goes on in the mind of a CEO? Try this...

      Take two monkeys -- about the same size. Put them somewhat near eachother and toss a banana way up into the air. Observe. Evaluate. Now you know how Daryl McBride works.

    85. Re:MBA? by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that the vast majority of masters students were working professionally in addition to getting the degree. I know lots of people with masters, but only a handful of them actually did full-time school.

      I'm gonna start getting my MS next month and working full-time. I'll just be on the 3 year masters plan taking 1-2 classes a quarter. That way I get to keep my nice paychecks coming and (more importantly) not miss out on experience. But I get to have a nice fancy piece of paper to impress PHBs with too (and hopefully learn something in the process).

    86. Re:MBA? by smartdreamer · · Score: 1
      I do not know if I should laugh at it or cry, but the attitude of several vis-a-vis this decision is eloquent on the human nature. Fascinating to see how people are egoistic...

      Who are you to criticize the decision of somebody whom you do not know? Because not only you do not know him, but he never asked for your approval! I can understand that that makes sad several people. Alan did good work. Those which criticize its decision are also those which appreciated its work. Did you already say him? In any event it is one goodbye, not a good-bye. Remember that he owes you nothing.

      Even if I would never advise with somebody to make a MBA, I do not allow myself therefore to criticize his decision. I know Alan Cox only by reputation and if I had something to say to him, it would be: "Thank you for all that you made, I hope that you will return and good luck in your projects!".

    87. Re:MBA? by jigyasubalak · · Score: 1
      Because MBA'ers get all the girls.

      We don't have any girls in our MBA program, you insensitive clod!

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    88. Re:MBA? by cfish · · Score: 1

      Alan Cox has been dealing with a huge international team with conflicting interest; his daily routine was making decisions for others to follow; saying "no" when it's real hard; making judgement calls, etc. --In fact, he has been working as a manager for years. I am almost sure that Alan have found out the hard way that management skills are needed for anyone who wants to make a big difference.

      Take Linux, for example. I believe the success of Linux owe to the fact that Linus is a great leader, not just that he is a great coder.

      I found that your tone is very much like most of today's college students in CS - most people only care about the "certificate" or "degree" but have no interest in learning.

      I understand that the community have issues with lame MBAs that bullshit all day. But I honestly think an MBA is a great experience for smart but ill-presented geeks in the journey of life. And that's most of us.

      I have just finished my first year MBA and it was a painful decision to drop my PhD studies at UIUC to go for an MBA. Within a week into the program, I knew it's worth it. Now I am back to the CS grad program, I realize how much my MBA experience changed me. I honestly highly recommend my fellow geeks to drop the MBA-hater mentality and try it - you'll learn things that you won't learn in books.

      Some of the most successful geeks I know are born with management skills. Most of us can use some help. I'll list some of the reasons, and I'm sure that flames will follow suit.

      1. People skills. (Ever wonder why fewer people work on OpenBSD?)
      People skills will get you where you want to go. I cannot remember how many people I know decided to drop thier PhD because they couldn't get along with thier advisers. Professors need people skills to get research fundings. Any project leader need people skills to lead a group. Yeah I hated to deal with humans, too. But after some force training you will make it a habit. 60% of all jobs are never posted and done via friends and associates.

      I still remember how hard it was for me to put up a smile, rev up the courage to say "hi" and shake hands with strangers when I first entered the program. One year later, I do it with ease. (This gets chix, too. I had a 5 year dateless drought until I started MBA.)

      2. Communication skills. without it, you will not go far. Again, becoming a trained presenter of ideas will get you further. As a teaching assistant, I found my training in presentations incredibly helpful.

      I remember when I interned with a big company and was asked to write a report. Well if I had been trained to write something formal, I wouldn't have written that big pile of code comment style shit that totally embarrases me today.

      3. Ability to see things in different light.

      One of my most valuable lesson in the MBA program is working to recruite a team. I learned how it feels to be on the other side of the job interview table. It was not at all what I thought it would be. Being a recruiter is just as stressful as looking for a job - worrying about whether the guy you'll get will turn out terrible, or get scooped by competitors.. It gave me an entirely different perspective when I'm being interviewed for jobs because I now have a clue about what the other guy thinks.

      Being a manager ain't easy. That's why they pay so much. A great manager seem to make little effort and reap great rewards; a lousy manager go to work every day to put out fire.

      4. Manage your life.

      I know of a Math grad student that I didn't think qualify to be in the top grad school. So I asked him how he got here. He told me, "I am good at marketing yourself." If you know how to market your self, your ideas, your projects, you will have a good chance to succeed in whatever you are going after.

      In fact, I think just the job interview coaching you will get in an MBA program will be worth it. You are more likely to get higher paid and better jobs if you present yourself professionally, instead of ac

    89. Re:MBA? by gwappo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Further, the use of H1B holders is stupid for two unrelated reasons: you're shipping money to overseas economies, and you're training a workforce to compete against you once it returns home (which most do).

      Silly me, and here I was thinking economy was not about holding on to money but about circulating money. The higher the pace of circulation, the better the economy.

      Should the world follow your advice then not only world trade would slowly grind to a halt but your cost of living would sky-rocket, eventually setting you back to the middle ages.

      Using H1B workers is an interim solution to a longer term problem. The longer term problem is that of off-shore competition.

      India's body-shopping business right now is negligable compared to what might happen if they start building and selling meaningful software themselves, instead of being hired to do so.

      In your zero H1B visa world, the US will cease to develop software as it does now.

      For this to happen, the pace of innovation in computer science needs to slow and the quality of computer science education of India needs to level with the western world.

      I believe this is happening.

      But good luck with your isolationist agenda there.

      That, mr. Anderson, is the sound of inevitability

    90. Re:MBA? by Nexx · · Score: 1

      What, are you still using Enron and Worldcom as examples? Are you using the failed dot-bombs as examples? Please, the former represent a tiny fraction of established large businesses, and the bulk of the latter were expected to fail by their VC's.

      Most of the CEO's are doing their best to maximise shareholder value, and that doesn't change. Sometimes their methods pan out, sometimes they don't. However, things learned during MBA courses, be it asset management or basic corporate accounting, will pay off.

      In addition, an MBA curriculum is one of the very few locations where I can make a very diverse network. My fellow students will go into various differing industries, but as long as I remain in touch with them, they become my potential suppliers and clients. You can't buy that or build that spontaneously.

      You may not feel the need for an MBA. In the meantime, I'll take my courses and my network.

      Yes, I'm using my Karma Bonus; disregard my sig.

    91. Re:MBA? by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      Since several responses made essentially these same points, this will be my blanket reply to the lot.

      Silly me, and here I was thinking economy was not about holding on to money but about circulating money. The higher the pace of circulation, the better the economy.

      It sure is. And guess what, the best scenario is for that money to circulate within the borders of the U.S. Not flow to another country like blood from a wound.

      Should the world follow your advice then not only world trade would slowly grind to a halt but your cost of living would sky-rocket, eventually setting you back to the middle ages.

      Not at all. Shipping CS/IS expertise out of the country is near akin to shipping nuclear weapons expertise out of the country, in terms of the long-term impact on U.S. strategic interests.

      Using H1B workers is an interim solution to a longer term problem. The longer term problem is that of off-shore competition.

      Using H1B workers accomplished nothing except to lower costs for American companies. The espoused "lack of technical talent" was a myth. There is/was an abundance of talent, however it was more experienced/expensive than the CEOs wanted to pay. Therefore the push for increased numbers of imported, entry-level foreign workers.

      India's body-shopping business right now is negligable compared to what might happen if they start building and selling meaningful software themselves, instead of being hired to do so.

      Exactly my point. We are training a workforce that can instantly turn into deadly competitors. As I said, that is stupid.

      In your zero H1B visa world, the US will cease to develop software as it does now.

      Look up the meanings of "non-sequitor" and "strawman" in your dictionary, please.

      For this to happen, the pace of innovation in computer science needs to slow and the quality of computer science education of India needs to level with the western world.

      Exactly...an undesirable result from a competitive standpoint. One hopes the West will remain well ahead.

      I believe this is happening.

      Yes, largely due to the stupidity and shortsightedness of our MBAs, CEOs, and politicians. Thank you for making my point so clearly.

      But good luck with your isolationist agenda there.

      My "agenda" is nothing resembling "isolationist". I support the current role of the U.S. in world affairs, and I support free trade. However, exporting "mission critical" technology and expertise to foreign countries is not part of either of those activities.

      If you look at the moderations my post received, you'll see a lot of Slashdotters agree with me.

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    92. Re:MBA? by spectecjr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Using H1B workers accomplished nothing except to lower costs for American companies. The espoused "lack of technical talent" was a myth. There is/was an abundance of talent, however it was more experienced/expensive than the CEOs wanted to pay. Therefore the push for increased numbers of imported, entry-level foreign workers.

      You were around for the Dot Com boom, right? Where everyone who claimed to be able to code HTML was treated like a C developer?

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    93. Re:MBA? by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      You were around for the Dot Com boom, right? Where everyone who claimed to be able to code HTML was treated like a C developer?

      I'm not sure what you mean here. First of all, web development was so new that everyone was essentially on the same learning curve. Top developers that turned their attention in that direction typically picked it up very fast - I know I did.

      Of course, in it's infinite wisdom the computer industry has proceeded to overcomplicate web development to the point where it's pretty much on par with C development...

      Ah well, there are still plenty of interesting things to do out there! ;-)

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    94. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like all those Honda cars made in Ohio?

    95. Re:MBA? by Cynic+1.0 · · Score: 0

      My point is simply that U.S. companies should be much less shortsighted about shipping jobs, money and expertise overseas. Those kind of 'investments' can come back to haunt you, in so many ways.

      You mean like Osama Bin Laden?

    96. Re:MBA? by MyRuger · · Score: 1

      Linux is big business. How many programmers do you know who claim that "the company" is ripping them off. I for one feel much safer with a geek on the inside.

      Also- some people go to college to learn something, not just to get a degree so they can get a job. Alan Cox is way beyond "beefing up" his resume for a job.

  5. perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    He's going to go brush up on his legal skills, and be a key witness/consultant against SCO.

    I really don't blame him. If I could afford it, I'd take a sabbatical.

    1. Re:perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      maybe he'll take a Black Sabbatical and go on tour rocking out with Tony Iommi and all those guys...

      Finished with my kernel
      'cos it couldn't help me
      with my mind!

  6. This kid looks like he is... by Osrin · · Score: 1

    ... ready to take on any challenge. http://osrin.netfirms.com/files/second.htm

  7. Well if it's up for grabs... by LeoDV · · Score: 0, Funny

    Now it sounds like the 2.2 kernel is up for grabs to someone who is 'good at refusing patches and being ignored'

    I can do that! Pick me!

    1. Re:Well if it's up for grabs... by broeman · · Score: 1

      Alan Cox is involved in discussions around (July XFree86 Open Discussion Mailing List), and is not ignored when speaking. I really liked what he did for the 2.2 to keep it strong, and when he comes back, the 2.4 might be waiting for him for the same task.

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    2. Re:Well if it's up for grabs... by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think they mean getting ignored by Linus when he submits patches to him. Linus is world famous for ignoring patches multiple times and never replying to emails.

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    3. Re:Well if it's up for grabs... by RALE007 · · Score: 1
      Well, if you RTFA:

      "...The 2.2 tree needs a new maintainer, someone who can spend their entire life refusing patches, being ignored by the mainstream (because 2.2 is boring) and by vendors (who don't ship 2.2 any more)..." -Alan Cox

      Emphasis mine.

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  8. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now the latest non-sco kernel is no more. Now SCO can force everyone into 2.4+ licenses.

  9. the truth! by borgdows · · Score: 5, Funny

    Liars!

    The Truth is that Alan Cox has resigned from Linux development since he's not able to pay us the required development license (69,900$) we were asking to him. He preferred giving up instead of being sued to death as he deserves.

    Cheers,

    -- Darl MacBride

    1. Re:the truth! by Felinoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      That may be the plan....

      Linux thrives on it's coders not it's users.
      (However a good chunk of it's users are coders and realisticly the users are head hunters for more coders)

      Yester it was:
      Hi I'm Timmy age 6 I made a rocket out of used toilet paper rolls.
      (An impressive feat. The reason kids projects are inferoer to adult projects is available resources.)

      Today it's :
      Hi I'm mike age 3 I fixed 37 bugs in the Linux kernel increased speed 7 times and created a feature critical to making the next generation computers possable.

      Tomarow it's:
      Hi I'm Steve age 2 I've learnned to steal becouse there is less chance of me going to jail for shoplifting than be sued by someone clamming they own the code I wrote.
      (I was going to correct my grammer but I remembered that Steve is 2... I'll be dammed if a 2 year old has better grammer than I do.
      A 5 year old yes.. but not a 2 year old)

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    2. Re:the truth! by mnemonic_ · · Score: 1

      Ok, I find the parent post only partially intelligible...

    3. Re:the truth! by glenstar · · Score: 1

      It's mostly unintelligible, but I think there might be a point in there somewhere. A couple of weeks ago I had my son (2 yrs old) in my office. He was happily (and quietly!) playing on the floor near my desk. When I glanced over he was sitting on the floor with a copy of "Understanding the Linux Kernel" open in front of him. Curious, I took a closer look. He had it open to a page with a diagram of how interrupts are handled in an SMP kernel.... hey! Maybe my son is the SCO spy... uh, oh.

  10. Explain to me.. by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 1

    Ok, I thought that each previous version was "set in stone," so to speak, and all new development takes place on the current kernel?

    Now I envision that each kernel steps through major revisions (2.2 -> 2.4 -> 2.6), but development continues on each revision. Is this right?

    1. Re:Explain to me.. by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      New development, sure. But there's a CONSTANT stream of bugfixes for the older code. It's shocking, I know, but linux, like any other complex software project, always has another bug or two hundred to be found.

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    2. Re:Explain to me.. by Zachary+Kessin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      the 2.2 kernel is basicly unchanging, but that does not mean that bugs don't get found from time to time. So he is incharge of the folks who fix those, as well as updates to drivers etc.

      Good Luck with your MBA Alan! I went back to finish my BA at 28 and it was not easy to do in some ways, but it was really worth it.

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    3. Re:Explain to me.. by levell · · Score: 2, Informative
      Basically no new features will be added to 2.2 but if there is a security vulnerabilty then a new version would be released (the version number would be 2.2.x where x is 1 more than the current revision, that's why there's a third part to the version number!)

      Patches can land on the current stable branch too (2.4.x) but normally only to fix bugs or add things that are very low risk.

      As you surmised most new development happens in the latest version 2.5.x which is currently in the process of becoming the next stable branch: 2.6.x

      Sorry if I'm spelling it out too much :)

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    4. Re:Explain to me.. by llordsmiff · · Score: 1

      2.even versions are (supposed to be) stable. that means that mostly security/bug fixes go in. but occationally, new features that are developed and stabilized in the newer versions are "backported" to older kernels.

      - llordsmiff -

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    5. Re:Explain to me.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone correct me if I'm wrong. But there is no 'new development' on the 2.2 kernel, its just updates and patches. There are still alot of servers out there running the 2.2 kernel, so it has to be maintained.

    6. Re:Explain to me.. by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      It's more like maintenance than development. New features are very unlikely to be added, but bug and security fixes still get addressed.

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  11. Summer job? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Summer job at SCO, reviewing code?

    1. Re:Summer job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you really want to announce the fact that you'd be leaving one of the most difficult and prestigious jobs in the programming world for a year to do a task which was previously done adequately by diff??

  12. Cox to stop thrusting in the fall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tarballs thoroughly licked!

  13. Re:NBA? by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I didn't even know he played basketball.

  14. Taking Over by njvic · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Now it sounds like the 2.2 kernel is up for grabs to someone who is 'good at refusing patches and being ignored'...

    OK here's the chance for a question I've always had to be answered.

    What is the process involved in getting someone to take over 2.2 kernel and who has the final say in who is selected? I have always been curious about the more politcal side of GNU/Linux and your answers would be much appreciated.

    Cheers!
    1. Re:Taking Over by Biomechanoid · · Score: 0

      What is the process involved in getting someone to take over 2.2 kernel..?

      You threaten to perform the FSF song. Kind of like a pre-emptive strike.

    2. Re:Taking Over by Sonicated · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have always been curious about the more politcal side of GNU/Linux and your answers would be much appreciated.

      The structure of Linux development and the GNU project are two totally different things. I'd recommend that you read The Cathedral and the Bazaar to get an idea. Essentially the GNU project is nothing to do with Linux.

    3. Re:Taking Over by Error27 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The easy part of the question is that Linus has final say.

      It's more tricky to say who will take over. Probably a kernel developer who uses 2.2 at work. Quite a few companies still use 2.2 but most kernel developers prefer to use 2.6 or 2.4. Maintaining an older kernel is boring...

    4. Re:Taking Over by gid · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm pretty sure, it's Linus that appoints people. After all, it's HIS kernel. If people don't like that, they're more than welcome to fork.

      As far as the process getting involved? Start hacking away, submit patches, maybe eventually you'll get bitkeeper access and Linus will start trusting you and your judgement. You'll fall into you're own little role hacking away on the kernel, adding cool stuff, fixing bugs, etc.. Those are the people that are chosen for stable kernel maintenance.

    5. Re:Taking Over by Hell+O'World · · Score: 0

      The even bigger question is what will happen after Linus is gone? Despite what you may think, he is mortal. What happens to the copyrights? Is that in his will?

    6. Re:Taking Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am interested too

    7. Re:Taking Over by Richard+W.M.+Jones · · Score: 1
      Linus may have de facto final say, but anyone is free to fork the 2.2 source and start a "Richard'sLinux 2.2" project. Of course the rest of the world would be free to ignore it too ... </nitpicking>

      Rich.

    8. Re:Taking Over by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      If people don't like that, they're more than welcome to fork.

      My brain keeps adding a "themselves" to that sentence...

    9. Re:Taking Over by the_crowbar · · Score: 1

      If Congress keeps extending Copyright then Linus will hold the Copyright well into the year 3000 or longer.

      Yea, this is a joke.

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  15. Suggestion by AmoebafromSweden · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why dont you Americans vote for Alan Cox's MBA as a Governor of california.

    1. Re:Suggestion by SugoiMonkey · · Score: 1

      Because we're idiots; and well, quite frankly, most of us would be scared by his last name.

    2. Re:Suggestion by kurosawdust · · Score: 2, Funny

      I imagine he'd also be excellent at "refusing patches and being ignored"...

    3. Re:Suggestion by Biomechanoid · · Score: 0

      Define 'relationship'?

    4. Re:Suggestion by Rovaani · · Score: 1

      Second that.

      I guess he would also be good at refusing patches ("You haven't paid the license!") and we are all but ignoring him already.

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    5. Re:Suggestion by leoboiko · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately he isn't good at refusing patches (think about all the Linux code they stole) nor at being ignored (just look at slashdot).

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    6. Re:Suggestion by El · · Score: 1

      In the same sense that lions have a relationship to zebra...

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  16. Re:Wow! by operagost · · Score: 1

    It's not 1965 anymore. IBM doesn't pull that crap, because they were righteously smacked down for it. However, considering the case of Microsoft, getting anyone in the U.S. government to firmly and fairly execute antitrust law in the past decade seems to be impossible!

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  17. Dumb newbie question?? by ericisbananaman · · Score: 1

    As a relative newcomer to linux I was wondering what the big deal with Alan Cox leaving to study is? Are the major Linux developements completed by just a handful of people? (I know that the code is reviewed by millions and can be changed by anybody clever / able enough) This may be a stupid question to ask on /. but as my primary school teacher told me if you dont ask questions you may never know the answer... :o)

    1. Re:Dumb newbie question?? by stratjakt · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Its really not a big deal at all. He just basically has the final say on which bugfixes go into the "official" codebase.

      If you ran 2.2, you'd know that there are dozens upon dozens of diffs that you have to manually apply and then rebuild the kernel. Cox basically hasn't been doing his "job" in a long time, but hey, you get what you pay for.

      I hope that MBA gets him a nice sweet gig managing a 7-11 or something.

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    2. Re:Dumb newbie question?? by defMan · · Score: 1

      There are many people working on the kernel, but some are more known then others because they do more or are more visble. Alan Cox scores well on both points and has been the maintainer of the 2.2 series upto now.

      That's why it's a somewhat bigger deal.

    3. Re:Dumb newbie question?? by hawkeyeMI · · Score: 1

      Alan Cox also releases his own patchsets for newer kernels. He is the reason that linux runs on my new nforce2 motherboard, and I can use SATA with it. Therefore, I am very grateful to him. He r0x0rz.

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    4. Re:Dumb newbie question?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His 2.2 work is far less important than the stuff he works on for 2.4/2.5 -- important things like driver support, chipset support, IDE support, sound support and other stuff that Linus doesn't really bother with.

      He also works on the RedHat kernels.

  18. Great, another fucking suit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's all we need now is *another* MBA. Alan, stop wasting your time and get back to real work!

  19. Alan Cox is going to the NBA?? by jetkust · · Score: 4, Funny

    What team is he playing for?

    1. Re:Alan Cox is going to the NBA?? by paradesign · · Score: 0

      Hes going to be playing right next to Kobe. I guess its better than being in NamBlA.

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    2. Re:Alan Cox is going to the NBA?? by kurosawdust · · Score: 2, Funny
      the Grizzlies, of course.

      I dunno about you, but I've already bought my tickets in advance for his match against the Clippers...

    3. Re:Alan Cox is going to the NBA?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was actually pretty clever. Too bad I ran out of mod points yesterday.

    4. Re:Alan Cox is going to the NBA?? by mcgroarty · · Score: 1
      Well, gee -- I wonder:

      Could it possibly NOT be the San Jose Dirty Linux Hippies?

    5. Re:Alan Cox is going to the NBA?? by Requiem · · Score: 1

      Man, that's seriously clever. I'd mod you up, but I choose not to moderate. :)

    6. Re:Alan Cox is going to the NBA?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What team is he playing for?
      I think the name of the team is 'Infrastructure' - they're the guys in blue in the IBM commercials - got that hotshot shooter named LINUX that sinks a jumper in one of them
    7. Re:Alan Cox is going to the NBA?? by digitect · · Score: 1

      Yep, agree with these two... mod you up if I could.

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  20. Suggestion by TrailerTrash · · Score: 5, Funny

    I nominate Darl McBride. He has an intimate knowledge of the Linux kernel, intellectual property issues, and has a relationship with the Linux developer community.

  21. Re:Wow! by stratjakt · · Score: 0, Troll

    Ya think? Or is it that slashbots just cant handle another opinion.

    Yeah, conspiracy theories about the gumment and microsoft in league with the MPAA are all fine and good, but god forbid anyone cast a doubtful eye on the saints of the linux kernel.

    I have no doubt that many contributors would have no problem dumping proprietary code on Linus for inclusion, if for no other reason than to see their name in the source tarballs to stroke their own egos.

    Pull your head out of the sand and look around.

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  22. Happy thought... by HiQ · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm glad it's a MBA and not a MCSE 8)

    1. Re:Happy thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad it's a MBA and not a MCSE 8)

      Yeah or even worse an MSCE

    2. Re:Happy thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Master of Science in Civil Engineering? I would think that would be better than Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer.

  23. Cox should go to law school. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    That's where to future of Linux seems to be -- a court room.

    1. Re:Cox should go to law school. by anno1a · · Score: 1

      Just like every other piece of software out there...

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  24. For a second I read... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    he was taking a year off to get an MCSE!!!

    1. Re:For a second I read... by peterpi · · Score: 0

      Well I thought that was pretty funny.

  25. What timing. by digrieze · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The timing on this is incredible. The most stable kernal we've got that isn't under the SCO shadow is now effectively frozen, thereby preventing any potential code polution. Cox may have just provided the instant way out if SCO wins. I wonder if this is accidental or sheer genious?

    Good luck Alan with the MBA, maybe you'll get paid what you're worth (finally).

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    1. Re:What timing. by I_redwolf · · Score: 1

      The most stable kernel we've got that isn't under the SCO shadow is now effectively frozen, thereby preventing any potential code pollution.

      SCO claims 2.5.x has copied kernel code. 2.5.x is development, 2.6.x is 2.5.x verfied to be tested and at least halfway debugged making it probably the most unstable version of a kernel anyone could use on a production system.

      How about this; Alan Cox is just going to get an MBA and it has nothing to do with SCO but probably because he'd like to know a little bit more about running a business so later on in life, it's possible that he wants to run his own company? Or maybe put into a managerial role so he doesn't have to write mundane kernelcode all the time.

      Or maybe you could just email and ask instead of speculating if you really want to know.

    2. Re:What timing. by digrieze · · Score: 1

      I was referring to the 2.2 kernel

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    3. Re:What timing. by I_redwolf · · Score: 1

      My fault, misread.

    4. Re:What timing. by damiam · · Score: 1
      The most stable kernal we've got that isn't under the SCO shadow is now effectively frozen, thereby preventing any potential code polution.

      Guess what? Even if AC hadn't taken time off, the current 2.2 kernel would still be pollution-free, even if unsavory code managed to get into some later version. Besides, if SCO gets its case to the point where we have to completely scrap 2.4 and 2.6 and revert to 2.2, then we're screwed anyway.

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  26. Re: GNU/Taking GNU/Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    First of all RMS Worshipper, this really IS "just the kernel", so it's a little uncalled for to call it "GNU/Linux"

    It's just Linux...just the kernel. No GNU, well except for the toolchain, but then everyone would have to call their software GNU/Vim/Emacs/QT/KDE/blah/blah/blah if we all followed that convention.

    Kinda ridiculous, don't ya think?

  27. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  28. a year to get an MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i highly doubt that.. it takes AT LEAST 3, if lucky, years to get an MBA..

    1. Re:a year to get an MBA? by RazzleFrog · · Score: 2, Informative

      It typically takes two years full time and that includes a summer internship. That is with 15 credits a semester. Alan is a smart guy and he might try to scrunch that together more. It depends on where he is getting the degree, of coures. The 3 plus years you are thinking about are executive or part-time MBA's that only have two classes per semester.

    2. Re:a year to get an MBA? by Christianfreak · · Score: 1

      Umm... Most MBAs take 2 years. Perhaps he already started and hasn't finished yet?

    3. Re:a year to get an MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I rather suspect you're thinking of the wrong country. In the UK an MBA is, on average, a year (with the state of postgrad funding sometimes it's not even that). Then a doctorate yawns on for almost a decade, if you can come up with a good enough premise.

      Always worth noticing which country the person's in, chaps, especially when you're waxing lyrical about them :-)

    4. Re:a year to get an MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It might take three years if you are slow or part time or getting a dual degree. There are a number of executive and accelerated programs that cost more but deliver the same degree as a standard program and they complete in 12-18 months.

      In fact, the executive programs may be better for your career. The executive programs are usually cohort programs and your cohorts are usually already high ranking executives at big companies. So the contacts you get are worth the extra cost.

    5. Re:a year to get an MBA? by toganet · · Score: 1

      There are literally dozens of one-year MBA programs in the US, many on them highly respected. They are typically aimed at 'mid-career' professionals, which Alan definitely is.

      Did you even bother to look before you commented?

      Oh, wait a minute. This is Slashdot. You probably think that the extra year it is taking you to finish High School is 'pretty average'.

    6. Re:a year to get an MBA? by malraid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, he is taking a shortcut. Most likely he is stealing some credits from SCO.

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    7. Re:a year to get an MBA? by Surak · · Score: 1

      There's lots of programs, at least in the U.S., where you can get an MBA in one year. The University of Michigan and Central Michigan University both offer such programs and they are designed for working professionals and executives who want to get their MBAs out of the way quickly.

    8. Re:a year to get an MBA? by Talthane · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sorry, you're thinking of the wrong country. In the UK, it takes 3-4 years for a degree; 1 year for a Masters (MBA); and then the doctorates can yawn on as long as a decade, if you can come up with cunning enough proposals for funding. About the only similarity with the American system is the names, really - and the dry personalities that result from 20-odd years in academia when some folk emerge blinking into the world. :-)

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    9. Re:a year to get an MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did it say where he was getting his MBA? I must have missed that in the article. I know that many of the excellent MBA programs in the US are signficantly populated by non-Americans.

    10. Re:a year to get an MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This is why men never share their feelings; because women always remember." -Just Shoot Me.

      Lovely sig. So true. Damn. I laughed hard.

    11. Re:a year to get an MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, it did say he wanted to study Welsh. Perhaps the parent poster can enlighten us as to which US college provides this MBA course?

    12. Re:a year to get an MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect you're underestimating Alan! Didn't he port Linux to the Alpha in a weekend or something? He'll probably have four PhDs by Christmas.

    13. Re:a year to get an MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He doesn't say he is going to do an MBA in one year! he says he wants the year to "Study" for the MBA. judt a small point.

    14. Re:a year to get an MBA? by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      Re-read the article. He specifically says a side project learning to speak Welsh. It doesn't say "study" Welsh. I am pretty sure you can learn Welsh anywhere.

    15. Re:a year to get an MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you smoking, it's Alan Cox we are talking about here.

      I was actually amazed he thinks it will cost him a full year to get his degree, perhaps he is getting old...

  29. that's exactly it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He can go to any Linux development company

    That's exactly it. Maybe he is tired in being paid in stock and would like a job that would give him a legit salary.

  30. University Lecturer? by msgmonkey · · Score: 1

    Maybe one day he wants to get a PHD and become a lecturer?

    1. Re:University Lecturer? by gpinzone · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe he want to be a PHB and give lectures to employees.

  31. To Quote My Parents by Raven42rac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "You're taking a year off, do you want to be a loser or something?" Is Alan like, insecure about his job prospects, or just likes learning? I would err towards the latter.

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    1. Re:To Quote My Parents by pmz · · Score: 1

      Is Alan like, insecure about his job prospects, or just likes learning?

      I don't know anything about his finances, but, given his status in the OSS world, the only reason has to give anyone is "because."

      He doesn't have to explain himself. If he as accrued enough savings that taking a year off is not a problem, then we should be happy for him and nothing more.

    2. Re:To Quote My Parents by Raven42rac · · Score: 1

      Sweet merciful christ. Where to begin? READ CAREFULLY. I am just curious, I could honestly not give two shits or a fuck less about his finances. That said, I like knowing the reasons people go back to school, just to learn, or to help them make more money. I never said "ALAN MUST EXPLAIN HIMSELF RIGHT NOW OR I WILL NEVER SLEEP NIGHTS."

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  32. stupid question by pimpinmonk · · Score: 0, Redundant

    dumb question, but doesn't it take 2 years to get an MBA?

    1. Re:stupid question by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only if you use a Windows 9x version. Linux has superior SMP support.

    2. Re:stupid question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but now you have to pay an extra $699 for the SCO MBAWare license.

    3. Re:stupid question by twilight30 · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, not at all a dumb question. North American MBAs take two years on average.

      Europe, on the other hand, offers a bucketload of one-year Master's programmes; it's not limited to just MBA programmes. (I did an MSc in London that was like this.) Generally 'taught' Masters are shorter than the 'research' Masters, the latter of which are considered the priming ground for PhD programmes (in both the UK and the US). Unlike the US, though, nonMBA Masters are considered pretty good in their own right.

      Good luck to Cox, though. I'm looking into an MBA myself and it does not look nice. Pointy heads, here I come...

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    4. Re:stupid question by squaretorus · · Score: 1

      It takes as long as it takes - as I always tell my customers.

      MBAs are pretty strange creatures - you dont tend to sit a set of exams on a rigid timetable - more you attend lectures, read material, submit views and papers - a whole stack of submersive learning. Kind of like a midpoint between a taught and research degree. When your school is happy with you - you pass - if they pass you too early you lower the overall standard of graduates cheapening their reputation. (and they lose another months fees!!)

    5. Re:stupid question by killmenow · · Score: 1
    6. Re:stupid question by plcurechax · · Score: 1

      Generally 'taught' Masters are shorter than the 'research' Masters,

      taught or one-year Masters are also known as "terminal" Masters, meaning you cannot use them towards getting a Ph.D.

    7. Re:stupid question by twilight30 · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you mean. The taught/terminal Masters are perfectly valid as groundwork or preliminary studies towards a PhD, it's just that you have to be a bit careful about how the work in both degrees is actually done. If I am interpreting what you are saying correctly, study Masters in the UK are more like the booby prizes awarded in America (in that failed PhD candidates often get Masters as a consolation prize). I don't really think this is the case.

      My taught Masters in London was explicitly oriented to getting candidates in the mindset of PhD students, and one of my tutors suggested I turn my dissertation into a full PhD. Not what I was into, so nothing happened,though I was grateful for the compliment.

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  33. Re:Wow! by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 0

    Damn, looks like Darl must have signed up another new account on Slashdot and hoped nobody would notice he was posting under a nom de plume.

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  34. swap jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have an MBA but have been interested in linux kernel development. Alan, could we just swap jobs for a year?

    1. Re:swap jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MBA and linux are two words that should never be in a sentence..

      Microsoft and MBA.. pretty synonymous if you ask me..

  35. Re:This kid looks like he is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So much for child proof lighter's

  36. I wonder ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... what kind of incompetent idiot will take over and ruin the 2.2 kernel.

    Someone like Havoc Pennington probably.

  37. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ohhh i think i found me one of them thar Slashbots you waz talkin bout!

  38. As one A.C. to another.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... I know what you mean about "being ignored", and I feel your pain. All the best, my man!
    Signed,
    Anonymous Coward

  39. Insight! by cyanobyte · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Isn't personal time off against the communist manifesto? Cyanobyte

    1. Re:Insight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell are you talking about?

  40. Papers? by Garion911 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What happens when one of his professors asks for an electronic copy in Word format?

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      What happens when one of his professors asks for an electronic copy in Word format?

      Next week on "When penguins attack!"...

  41. An MBA has Nothing To Do With Coding Jobs by Carnage4Life · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Apart from being 'funny', honestly why would Alan Cox need any degree or certification? He can go to any Linux development company and put his resume on the table:

    All of Alan Cox's credentials as a kernel hacker can get him is a job as a coder (software developer, senior developer, development lead, etc). In some places it may be enough to get him a job as a software architect depending on the kind of company he tries to get work at.

    However if Alan wants to break into upper management or start his own company then all his l337 kernel hacking skills aren't worth a hill of beans compared to the knowledge he could get from an MBA and the doors it opens.

    Funnily enough, I was just thinking about going back to school for an MBA in a year or two but wondered if it would be a bad idea for a person so interested in technical pursuits. But if Alan Cox can do it I don't see why I can't.

    Thanks for the inspiration Alan.

    1. Re:An MBA has Nothing To Do With Coding Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >if Alan Cox can do it I don't see why I can't.
      That's the spirit!

    2. Re:An MBA has Nothing To Do With Coding Jobs by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 2, Funny

      "However if Alan wants to break into upper management or start his own company then all his l337 kernel hacking skills aren't worth a hill of beans compared to the knowledge he could get from an MBA and the doors it opens. "

      But, from what I've learnt, he better get a major haircut before those doors are closed. ;)

    3. Re:An MBA has Nothing To Do With Coding Jobs by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

      But if Alan Cox can do it I don't see why I can't.

      Bwaa ha ha hahaa ha ha.

    4. Re:An MBA has Nothing To Do With Coding Jobs by pi_rules · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funnily enough, I was just thinking about going back to school for an MBA in a year or two but wondered if it would be a bad idea for a person so interested in technical pursuits. But if Alan Cox can do it I don't see why I can't.

      Thanks for the inspiration Alan.


      I totally agree. Alan's an inspiration. In fact, I'm going to quit trimming my beard and grab me some sweet ass black shades.

      Well, I'd like to at least, but once my beard gets to be 2 inches long (around 5cm for those of you outside the USA) I look Amish. Way Amish. Random people will see me and shout, "Yo! Jebidiah, whassup?!" across the road. Nobody would hire an Amish coder or admin. Maybe a job in QA would work, but the interviewer would probably be afraid that I'd try and turn the whole system into a horse/hampster powered contraption made of wood.

      "Payroll will be out as soon as the vet clears the horse for running again." Yeah.... that wouldn't go over well.

      How the fsck can somebody take over the 2.2 tree w/out the massive angry-Gnome like beard? It's not not fair. Curse my Irish heritage!

      Oh yeah, that's the other one I get. Leprechaun look-alike. I bear a striking resemblence to the Notre Dame mascot. See here for an example.

      I'm hosed. Who needs a professional butter churner? I'm in.
  42. And when he gets back by Carrion+Creeper · · Score: 2, Funny

    Alan: I'm back! Can I have my kernel now?

    New Maintainer: Noooooooo! Mine!

    Alan: but...

    Possibly the willingness to give it back should be a quilification, unless Alan wants it back as his own personal branch.

    1. Re:And when he gets back by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Or maybe Cox could have 2.4, whoever's the maintainer on 2.4 could take 2.6, and Torvalds could start on 2.7.

  43. Obviously a typo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The title is obviously a typo...the only professional sports organization that has a team called the "Penguins" is the NHL. So it only follows that Alan Cox is going to become a goalie for Pittsburgh

    1. Re:Obviously a typo... by Peyna · · Score: 1
      I think the New Jersey/Pittsburg game will definitely be worth watching. All the shouting, name-calling, and fighting will definitely make it worth while.


      (for the utterly clueless -> New Jersey Devil's (BSD) vs. Pittsburg Penguins (Linux))

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    2. Re:Obviously a typo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New Jersey is dying.

  44. I can see if now... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

    "What do you mean you can't just GIVE stuff away if you want to make money? So THAT'S what I've been doing this wrong all these years!"

    Is this the start of kernel patch micropayments???

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  45. Mirror of article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alan Cox [interview] posted a tiny patch to the lkml removing himself as maintainer of a couple of older/defunct drivers, adding, "Update other stuff because I will be away for a year". I scrambled for a Welsh translator to see what I'd been missing in his diary, but found no hints there. Fortunately a few minutes later he followed up with an explanation:

    "At the end of September I'm off back to University on a years sabbatical from Red Hat to study for an MBA. I've made the decision that I'm basically going to vanish for the year so I can concentrate on the course, and on the pet side project of learning Welsh."

    The 2.2 kernel that Alan maintained for several years now "needs a new maintainer, someone who can spend their entire life refusing patches, being ignored by the mainstream (because 2.2 is boring) and by vendors (who don't ship 2.2 any more)." In parting, he optimistically says:

    "A few years ago I'd have worried about doing this, the great thing is that with the kernel community we have today I know I'm not a critical cog in the machine. In fact I'm surrounded by people far better than I am and we even have Andrew Morton to keep Linus in check 8)"

    Good luck on your MBA, Alan. I'm sure we all look forward to seeing you back in a year.

    From: Alan Cox [email blocked]
    To: Linus Torvalds [email blocked], Linux Kernel Mailing List
    Subject: PATCH: Maintainer/Credit update
    Date: 20 Aug 2003 12:46:41 +0100

    - Roadrunner address is defunct
    - 3c501/Z85230 are no longer maintained
    - Update other stuff because I will be away for a year

    From: Marc-Christian Petersen [email blocked]
    Subject: Re: PATCH: Maintainer/Credit update
    Date: Wed, 20 Aug 2003 13:59:21 +0200

    On Wednesday 20 August 2003 13:46, Alan Cox wrote:

    Hi Alan,

    > - Update other stuff because I will be away for a year
    away?? Why? :-(

    ciao, Marc

    From: Alan Cox [email blocked]
    Subject: Next Month/Changes to where to send stuff
    Date: 20 Aug 2003 13:05:10 +0100

    At the end of September I'm off back to University on a years sabbatical
    from Red Hat to study for an MBA. I've made the decision that I'm
    basically going to vanish for the year so I can concentrate on abusing children, and on the pet side project of learning Welsh.

    I've passed all my userspace projects on to other people already, and
    I'll be vanishing from kernel space too (except to a few priviledged
    processes ;)). Lots of people send me stuff as a gateway to getting it
    into 2.4 and 2.6. Lots of people send me security related stuff.

    Can you in future please send stuff to

    Security: [email blocked]
    2.4: Marcelo/the list/someone he nominates to do that job
    2.6: Andrew Morton or for small stuff Rusty Russell's trivial patch
    manager.

    The 2.2 tree needs a new maintainer, someone who can spend their entire
    life refusing patches, being ignored by the mainstream (because 2.2 is
    boring) and by vendors (who don't ship 2.2 any more).

    I'm not sure what to do about the -ac patch. Most of the remaining stuff
    is "pending Marcelo" for 2.4 mainstream, but not the O(1) scheduler and
    some of the odder cool stuff (like the morse bits). As 2.6 becomes
    relevant 2.4-ac basically becomes a fixed collection of add-ons that
    aren't mainstream anyway. And of course there are other people keeping
    patch sets in the same way nowdays.

    A few years ago I'd have worried about doing this, the great thing is
    that with the kernel community we have today I know I'm not a critical
    cog in the machine. In fact I'm surrounded by people far better than I
    am and we even have Andrew Morton to keep Linus in check 8)

    Dal ati!

    Alan

  46. SCO CEO by rfg · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Linux guru Alan Cox is taking a year off from RedHat and kernel development to get his MBA."

    Obviously, RedHat figures they'll own SCO soon and need someone with an MBA to manage it for them. Alan Cox to the rescue!

  47. A year off from what? by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

    From his part time hobby?

    I need to take a year off from playing playstation, it's hard work, I need to focus on my edumcation.

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  48. Alan Who? by heironymouscoward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sorry, bad joke. Ahem...

    Dear Alan,

    Thanks for the good work. We owe you one.

    Sincerely,
    Geeks of the World

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  49. I have mod points on Kuro5hin.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    so if anyone wants me to mod them up please paste a link as a reply, thanks.

    1. Re:I have mod points on Kuro5hin.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please mod this up.

    2. Re:I have mod points on Kuro5hin.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off kuro5hin fags

  50. I nominate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now it sounds like the 2.2 kernel is up for grabs

    I nominate, CowboyNeal for the job!

    1. Re:I nominate... by bumbleboy · · Score: 1

      What?.. adding code without looking at the link provided?

  51. He'll use Word ... by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He'll use Word. MBA's are about money not philosophy. One of the skills learned is not pissing off those above you.

    1. Re:He'll use Word ... by Merk · · Score: 1

      Or maybe he'll use OpenOffice and save it as a Word formatted document? One of the skills learned in the real world is that there's more than one way to solve a problem.

    2. Re:He'll use Word ... by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Or maybe he'll use OpenOffice and save it as a Word formatted document

      No. An MBA student will use the version of Word specified for the class. He would not risk an incompatibility problem in a clone. Again, an MBA program is no place for religion. Using OpenOffice is for an environment where you get a second chance if the document is no good. When you are emailing your homework to a grader and late assignments are not accepted you don't take a chance.

      One of the lessons learned in school is to follow instructions/specification, give the client/supervisor/professor what they asked for. If they asked for the wrong thing you try to explain the problem to get them to ammend the instructions/specification. You don't just quietly change things on your own. Of course that's hypothetical, in this case there is nothing wrong with the Word specification.

  52. Re: GNU/Taking GNU/Over by johoho · · Score: 0

    Well, you are right. But on the other hand it is somehow unfair. the FSF and RMS coded long before linux was in place. Now linux gets all the fame and the FSF feels itself well, a bit betrayed. I think it would be a kind of honourment for them and that we should do that.

    am I stoned or what? :-)

    Wiktor

  53. Linux devs need day job .. [Humor] by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    Why would a Linux developer need a degree? Well they do need day jobs once Mom and Dad stop supporting them. ;-) Also, once in academia (s)he might be able to stay there and have the tax payer subsidize their free software habit. Worked for RMS. ;-)

  54. Alan Cox would make a great VC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is one thing I can imagine he might do with an MBA. That is one fund that I would consider working with-unlike those unimaginative hypesters Kleiner Perkins promoting that silly scooter and lobbying for the H-1b program.

  55. Re: GNU/Taking GNU/Over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The FSF and the GNU project should get their "honourment" in the same way all of the other open source projects that you'll find in your Linux distro. Almost all command line software has a '-h' '--help' or '--about' switch, which is the PROPER way to be honored. Almost all graphical software has an 'About...' menu option under the help menu. From a pragmatic viewpoint, on a server oriented distro, is GNU or Apache more important? For a KDE based desktop, should the KDE project be given this level of "hounourment"? Should Red Hat Advanced Server be called Apache/Red Hat Advanced Server? Should SuSE Professional become KDE/SuSE Professional?

    I'm not saying the GNU project isn't important or beneficial to the Linux community, I just think they're being a bunch of whiny complaining babies. If they don't like people referring to distros as just "Linux" then they should go off and make HURD something more than a hobby/research OS.

  56. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by MadBiologist · · Score: 2, Informative

    Masters of Business Administration -- Masters degree in the science of running a business -- used mainly for boss types

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  57. Guess which kernel everybody's gonna switch to... by The+Lord+of+Chaos · · Score: 1

    if SCO wins in court. That's right the 2.2 kernel. And the 2.2 maintainer's gonna have to put up with all sorts of new feature requests, VM integration, iptables etc. to get it up to speed with 2.4's functionality. Not a lot of fun if you're used to stable kernel development.

  58. The $699 question... by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...what uni is he going to? Moreover..how many geeks would apply there just to be near him? :o)

    1. Re:The $699 question... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative
      I would assume that he's going go back to the University of Wales, Swansea since that's where he got his first degree, and he still lives in Swansea.

      Oh, and we do get quite a few geeks applying here already for a chance to meet Alan. Most of them have seen the credit to the Swansea University Computer Society in the Linux kernel boot messages.

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    2. Re:The $699 question... by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      He also spent some time at the University of Wales Aberystwyth. If he's learning Welsh Aberystwyth may be a better option.

    3. Re:The $699 question... by Merk · · Score: 1

      The big question is, with Mr. Cox attending classes there, will they do him the honour of renaming it the Swansea University Computer and Kernel Society?

    4. Re:The $699 question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Most of them have seen the credit to the Swansea University Computer Society[sucs.org] in the Linux kernel boot messages."

      Doesn't that mean something rude in Welsh?

    5. Re:The $699 question... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Maybe a more sensible option in theory, but I can't see him doing the commute without a car...

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    6. Re:The $699 question... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      No, but we may expect him to turn up to a few more parties. After all, he hasn't made that much use of his life membership in the past few years:
      Login: anarchy Name: Alan Cox
      Directory: /home/system/anarchy Shell: /bin/sh
      Office: Advisor
      Last login Tue Oct 8 12:34 2002 (BST) on pts/38 from nat-pool-rdu.redhat.com
      New mail received Wed Aug 20 20:12 2003 (BST)
      Unread since Wed Mar 12 16:46 2003 (GMT)
      No Plan.
      I think he must be the only person I know who has /bin/sh as their default shell.
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    7. Re:The $699 question... by Merk · · Score: 1

      Aww, you didn't even get my acronym joke?

  59. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, search engines still work in whatever backwards ass country you're posting from. Unless you're from China, of course.

  60. Where's he going? by mckwant · · Score: 1

    Anybody know? Just curious.

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  61. Re:NBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't read very well, do you? Are you retarded?

  62. Yes. by CGP314 · · Score: 1

    Yes

    Educational institutes for the most part give you a piece of paper and not much else.

    1. Re:Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another comment from a high-school drop out.

    2. Re:Yes. by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      I have a BS in Physics, a BA in Sociology, and I'm getting a Masters in Economics. I know what I'm talking about.

  63. HAHHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    LOL LOL ROFLMFAO!!11!!

    For a second there you thought...you thought....AHHHAHAHAH that's SO damned funny!!!

    on an aside, why do SO many Slashdotters think it is worth both their time to post and our time to read how they MISREAD the story!?!?!

  64. Vice Linus Torvalds Who? by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've always been impressed with how much Alan Cox does for the Linux kernel.

    He's technically very sharp and handles an incredible amount of incoming patches, very professionally.

    For his talents, he ought to be paid handsomely, but for a number of years he's simply been a trusted chief lieutenant in charge of operations for the Linux kernel. Linus gets his mug on the magazines, while Alan Cox is pretty much known only in the geek community.

    I hope Alan's MBA brings him the money he deserves. However, Linux kernel development will hiccough a bit more without him releasing all these 2.6.x-ac? kernels.

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  65. MBA? by fgn · · Score: 0

    MBA my butt,

    he just wants to be left alone to watch the Rugby World Cup.

  66. Re: GNU/Taking GNU/Over by Cyno · · Score: 0

    then they should go off and make HURD something more than a hobby/research OS.

    Well, if that's what you want..

    I wouldn't put it past them. Richard Stallman by himself could write many more lines of code if he wanted to. And last I heard the HURD was quickly becoming a usable OS, running most Linux software, etc. All the Linux drivers are GPL so it should be easy to port that code over to the HURD one day.

    Personally I know I'd love to have a pure GNU OS. It would make me feel much better because then I'd know how they would wanted me to use it. To fight the Americanism and commercialism of at least the software markets, but probably all IP based markets.

    Companies like Microsoft should not be allowed to exist even if the American government is too pussy to do anything about it. Monopolies are bad, m'kay.

  67. YOU IGNORANT FUCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Go do some research before you throw a hissy fit.

  68. and he makes an excellent gargamel by waspleg · · Score: 1

    trying to smash all teh little communist mushroom housing that is fsf/opensource

    as for a relationship

    he certainly provides plenty of motivation for change =)

  69. Re:Re:A proposition by Chexsum · · Score: 0

    How about a final 'fling' with another cute geek first? ;)

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  70. typo: our future: court rooms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's where the future of us all seems to be -- a court room.

  71. I expect Alan's realised... by cowbutt · · Score: 1
    ...that these days, it's the suits, politicians and the lawyers who get to change the world, not the craftsmen, inventors, hackers, engineers, chemists, artists and musicians.

    Given his talents, I expect he feels he can better achieve his goals by working at the political layer, rather than hacking code at the coalface.

    Either that, or Red Hat have said something like "y'know, we'd like to make you VP of ... but it won't look good if we do that and you don't have any demonstrable business qualifications". ;-)

    Good luck to him - we need more technically clued folks in the former group!

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  72. Re:Guess which kernel everybody's gonna switch to. by Metasquares · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If SCO somehow manages to pull off a win in court (Which is highly unlikely, especially considering that they've based their latest case on a misreading of copyright law), all the developers would have to do is remove the "infringing" code from the 2.4 kernel and replace it with new code. People who absolutely need a working Linux system the day after the case might switch to 2.2, but this won't really affect most users.

    That is, if SCO ever plans on showing the code to the public.

  73. all that will be viable is lawyers and finance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Alan wrote: all that will be viable is lawyers and finance

    Alan is VERY smart. Is his quote above the real reason, why he seeks an alternative career opportunity? Tech as a profession is dead if you're living in the first world.

  74. You all forget what Mark Twain said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I never let my schooling interfere with my education."

    Moral of the story is why pay some corrupt public or private school a bunch of money so they can own your thoughts and ideas.

    If you have what it takes and your senses are alive, life is the greatest teacher or all.

    Slashdot is being POS today and won't let me login. Please mod up.

    Brewski_Z AKA David_1038

  75. Paid leave? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When cops shoot someone, they're usually put on paid administrative leave. Is something similar going on with Linus and A.C. with respect to Linux I.P. problems?

  76. Welsh!!! by tvm662 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well good luck to Alan.

    No doubt he will breeze throught the MBA, but learning welsh is another matter, its a really really hard language to learn.

    For example in most languages you have to learn how the verbs change in the sentance, but in welsh the nouns change too! For example the welsh word for Wales is Cymru, but when you say Welcome to Wales, "Croeso i Gymru", the C changes to a G. My patents both tried to learn and found it very hard. But then Alan may be like a lot of Welsh people who learnt welsh at school and has forgotten it since in which case picking it up again might not be too bad.

    Tom.

    1. Re:Welsh!!! by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      but when you say Welcome to Wales, "Croeso i Gymru", the C changes to a G.

      Please explain why I never saw this on the road signs when driving to Wales for holidays?

      Searching on Google shows examples of "Croeso i Gymru" and "Croeso i Cymru", so perhaps this is an optional spelling?

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    2. Re:Welsh!!! by tvm662 · · Score: 2, Informative

      When driving to Wales you are only likely to see this on a sign once during your holiday, so its not hard to miss. Google does throw up some instances of Croeso i Cymru, but less of them and at a casual glance they are english language sites.

      The BBC come to my recue and put it more eloquently than I did.

      ...I wonder if you've noticed when driving into Wales from England that Cymru - (Wales) is written with a G on the sign Croeso i Gymru - (Welcome to Wales). This is because the word i - (to) as well as the word o - (from) trigger the soft mutation - and a C softens to a G. Croeso i Gymru.

      Tom.

    3. Re:Welsh!!! by ploppy · · Score: 1

      The soft mutation is the same reason Lloegr (England) is written as 'Croeso i Loegr' on signs going into England.

      Pob Lwc i Alan! (Good luck to Alan).

    4. Re:Welsh!!! by Viol8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Welsh isn't the only language the nouns change in, Russian is notorious for it. In fact sometimes almost the entire word can change depending on case , plurality etc.
      Of course all the verbs , adjectives and adverbs change too just to make it really fun and natural russian speakers have a tendency to slur words
      together making it impossible sometimes to understand what they're saying. I know how a voice recognition system feels now when you
      say "I see you" and it comes out with "Icy ewe".

    5. Re:Welsh!!! by latroM · · Score: 1

      In Finnish nouns change too. We don't have prepositions like to and from so we have to append stuff to the end of the word to change it's meaning. School means same as koulu. "Koulu|i|ssa|mme|kaan" means about the same as "not in our schools." Welcome to learn Finnish :).

  77. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by oni · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Again I must tell you that you are AMERICA CENTRIC

    It amuses me that the very first hit on google from the query "What is an MBA" just happens to be a web site in New Zealand

    Here it is: The New Zealand MBA Association

    Clearly, MBA is not an America-centric term. I suspect your definition of America Centric is "anything I haven't heard of" though.

  78. learning powerpoint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i am sure Alan wants to learn using some MS apps like powerpoint or excel.

    i wonder if He has enugh skills/experience to use windows though...

  79. Alun is ment to be a lazt bum by Findel · · Score: 1

    According to a guy I work with (Stephen Waldie), who used to be Alun's sysadmin in Uni "back in the day" Alun used to be a bit of a lazy bum and didn't generally do any work in Uni.

    It will be interesting to see how he copes this time around. And whether he will make it to the 8:30 lectures on a monday morning (I have been told they used to have them but i am not old enough to remember).

    I do suppose he has Telsa to kick him out of bed now though. LOL

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  80. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by AceM2 · · Score: 3, Informative

    What country do you live in anyway? You can get an MBA in America, Canada, China, Japan, Australia, Singapore, Korea, India, Mexico, Spain, France, Britain, Norway, Germany, Russia, South Africa, Chile, Argentina, Israel, Brazil, Panama, and I'm not even searching google to find out more.. If you're over the age of 16, have gone to school, in a country with enough tech to have libraries and internet access, and unless you live in a hut or an adobe somewhere in a bombed out country, you should be able to find out what an MBA is pretty easily..

  81. the way things are going... by holzp · · Score: 1

    i would suggest law school instead...

  82. Repost of Mark Twain quote... by David_1038 · · Score: 0

    Finally, got into my account so I don't have to post as an AC...

    "I never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain

    Moral of the story is why pay some corrupt public or private school a bunch of money so they can own your thoughts and ideas. If you have what it takes and your senses are alive, life is the greatest teacher of all.

    --
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  83. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by pmz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But Word actually is the most useful document exchange format today...

    No, Word is the worst possible exchange format. It is proprietary to one corporation, it is a vector for script-based viruses, the tools that read it (other than Microsoft's products) cannot do so reliabily and predictably, and much of the world's population cannot and should not be expected to afford the MS Office software.

    Given, also, the recent revival of awareness about hidden information exchanged in Word documents, Word is not only a terrible format in principle, but it is a threat to privacy and security in a most fundamental way.

    So, Anonymous Astroturfer, you should go back to your cube and rethink your strategy for spreading lies into the public consciousness.

    For basic exhange of information, the best formats are plain text (for text, obviously) or PDF (for type-set documents). Other formats are just asking for trouble.

  84. Hey Alan, Thanks for Everything by sybarite · · Score: 1

    In case you are reading /. - just wanted to say thanks for all your work. Good luck and have fun with the MBA.

  85. Re:BitTorrent is NOT a source control system by jfx32 · · Score: 1

    CSV = Comma Seperated Values
    CVS = Concurrent Version System

    But I think the grandparent post was confusing BitTorrent with BitKeeper - the verion control program Linus uses.

  86. Re:Guess which kernel everybody's gonna switch to. by onepoint · · Score: 1

    I will disagree with you on a small point.

    Many web hosting companies run on 2.4 kernel, to switch back would be the nightmare of hell.

    So you would see the public reaction and this might effect most users.

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  87. What company will he be *starting*? by mbakaitis · · Score: 1
    Given his technical skills, and his soon to be expanded business skilss, the real question is:

    What business is he going to start?

    There are really two reasons to get one of these...you either want to climb the corporate ladder or you need to study the things needed to become an entrepreneur.

    I suppose "personal edification" could be a third...but naaaah...it's an MBA after all!

    1. Re:What company will he be *starting*? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most entrepreneurs I know don't have MBAs.

      It's almost oxymoronic sometimes.

  88. Re:MBA? Alan Cox MBA marks: C, C++, C, C++, C, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, we already know
    what will be Alan Cox MBA marks:

    C, C++, C, C++, C, ...

  89. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by pmz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now this sounds pretty well-rehearsed.

    That's because it is true.

    When will people start realizing that there are free tools to handle Word format...

    Where are they? Are they 100% compatible with Microsoft's undocumented, proprietary, and volatile document format? It is impossible for these tools to live up to their promises when there is a 100% likelihood their reverse-engineering efforts came up short.

    Word is the format of choice even in the free-software-world

    Only when Microsoft releases a 100% complete and comprehensible document explaining every aspect of the Word formats (yes there are more than one). Given that it is not in their financial interest to do so, I can guarantee that Word will basically never become the format of choice outside of the Microsoft micro-universe.

    The most likely outcome is that one of the emerging XML formats, such as that for OpenOffice.org, will become the de-facto standard for editable document exchange. By then, I hope that Microsoft will be little more than a niche figment of their former selves (not unlike SCO, soon).

  90. Which B-school, Alan? by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 1

    I'm curious as to which B-school Alan will be attending. Will it be in the Raleigh/Durham area? Full time? Part time/evenings/weekends?

    Available local options for the MBA degree are:

    • NC State University -- just re-branded their Master's in Scientific Mgmt. degree to an MBA. Very good technically-oriented degree, but the program is very new. Their degree is great for getting a job in NC, but I'm not sure how it'll play outside the Tar Heel State.
    • UNC (main campus at Chapel Hill) -- consistently one of the top 25 programs in the USA, usually ranked by media outlets as one of the top ten. Very well-known. A bit pricier than NC State though.
    • Duke -- arguably one of the most prestigious in the States, usually ranked just after Harvard, Stanford, and possibly Dartmouth and Yale. Confers god-like status, but often requires a second or third mortgage to be financed.
    • Wake Forest U. in Winston-Salem -- a bit of a kick from the Triangle area. Don't know much else about their MBA program though.

    I just started the evening program at UNC myself (the wife is one year into it). It'll be a very intense two years, but it'll also be worth every last dollar and minute.

    Oh well. If you're in Chapel Hill, Alan, show up and say Hi to the evening class of 2005. Once we meet, I'll gladly introduce you once I recover from all the fainting.

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    1. Re:Which B-school, Alan? by aallan · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm curious as to which B-school Alan will be attending. Will it be in the Raleigh/Durham area?

      Eh! Last time I looked Alan lived in Swansea, in Wales, you know the United Kingdom? Despite appearances to the contratry, we have not yet picked the country up and moved it across the Atlantic to become another State...

      Al.
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    2. Re:Which B-school, Alan? by peterjt · · Score: 1

      I have a feeling it will be University of Wales, Swansea.

    3. Re:Which B-school, Alan? by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 1
      Eh! Last time I looked Alan lived in Swansea, in Wales, you know the United Kingdom?

      Oh. Didn't know that. I was under the impression that he worked (did work? was still working? may have worked?) for Red Hat. And it's way more convenient to work on networking stack and kernel internals near an engineering corps, like, say, the one in the RH corporate HQ here in Raleigh.

      (I know, I know, open source has a distributed workflow architecture, no need for that, blah blah blah. SneakerNet still has its advantages tho'.)

      Despite appearances to the contratry, we have not yet picked the country up and moved it across the Atlantic to become another State...

      Now, now, no need for that, just look at Hawaii (we even built the Hawaiians interstate highways). If that doesn't suit, hey, we can always tow...

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    4. Re:Which B-school, Alan? by ccp · · Score: 1


      Didn't you?

      Really?

      Cheers,

  91. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    outside of the Microsoft micro-universe

    I'm sure even your atrophied zealot mind can figure out that the majority of the world uses Microsoft software, not the other way around.

    I know some of you think that repeating something makes it true, but here's a bit of free advice: it doesn't.

    Hope that helps.

  92. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    hat the majority of the world uses Microsoft software, not the other way around.

    So, it's not that the the majority of Microsoft software use the world??

  93. Circumcision is required to be a citizen of the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget that in order to be a US citizen you need a certificate of circumcision.

    http://usembassy-australia.state.gov/consular/bi rt hcert.htm

  94. Life after Linux by BigGerman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I understand there is a small group of people (4-10) who are the highest level developers of Linux kernel. They are maintainers of the particular version trees, large areas of the kernel, etc.
    This group is very small. What will happen when significant percentage of them loses interest in further kernel development? What will happen if Linus himself moves on?
    And how does Linux situation compare to other OSS projects - Apache, BSD?

    1. Re:Life after Linux by burns210 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      then, possibly the worst thing to linux could happen: forks.

      even with distrobutions, most everyone sticks with linus' kernel more or less. but if heavy forks were developed, all hell could break lose.

  95. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by pmz · · Score: 1

    the majority of the world uses Microsoft software

    Must I remind you that they no longer do so by choice? Microsoft made the choices for them back in the late 1980s and early 1990s through strong-arming OEMs and killing competition. They did so so masterfully that they are nearly untouched by litigation and only now, after a decade, are real untainted competitors, such as Sun and Wal-Mart, giving Microsoft the finger and threatening the monopoly. And, necessarily, these competitors are able to compete using only Free software, which was able to evolve independently of corporate interests until it was good enough to be widely adopted.

    Microsoft's days are numbered, and I won't be sorry for them when "the majority" excercises their new-found options.

  96. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1
    You missed out replying to his comment about "PDF is basically write-only (please don't mention KWord's poor excuse for a PDF importer)".

    Not that I blame you. Your argument is pretty good, but he does raise a valid point. Plain text is too simplistic, PDF is too much write-only - the only thing that realistically sits in the middle at the moment is Word.

    Unless you can think of another file format that copes with tables, images, headers, footers, embedded documents, version control and all the other things that most of us use on a regular basis.

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  97. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by pmz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unless you can think of another file format that copes with tables, images, headers, footers, embedded documents, version control and all the other things that most of us use on a regular basis.

    Perhaps the Docbook editor being added to OpenOffice.org will provide some relief. HTML isn't totally out of question, either (except that Word screws up HTML, too). And, once OpenOffice.org picks up more steam, its own plain-text XML file format should be widely understood, too.

    Non-trivial documents should be done in LaTeX or Docbook, anyway, because they are much more robust and capable than Word. Word is really only appropriate for memos or reports, at most. Textbooks and standards documents done in Word are pretty sad.

  98. Payment by Mariux · · Score: 1

    Was he paid to maintain the 2.2 kernel? And if so, by who? OSDN?

  99. Master Cox? by potmos · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    When Alan Cox recieves his MBA, we will have to call him by his new title: Master Cocks^H^H^Hx. Sounds like Alan may be dropping linux dev for pr0n movies.

  100. I'd be good at ignoring patches and people... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    But, I'd not want the thankless job Alan's been doing unless someone like Red Hat hired me to do it and paid me well. (Hint...Hint... :-)

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  101. Uh Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guy was "too lazy" and couldn't "make the grade" because we all know NYU Stern's regularly accepts bums and morons into their MBA program .

  102. Re:NBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's making a joke you faggot. Go back to playing dungeons & dragons and jerking off to anime.

  103. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by Axe · · Score: 0, Troll
    Non-trivial documents should be done in LaTeX or Docbook, anyway, because they are much more robust and capable than Word.

    I am not a big MS Office fan, but it seems to me that you do not know Word capabilities. LaTeX and friends do not even come close. Yes, typesetting in LaTEx rules, and I still write scientific publications in it. For most of the daily routine work LaTeX suck rocks, with ugly slurping sound. Even when used with a WYSIWYG shell a-la Scientific WOrkplace (and yes - I can write Latex in EMACS without a manual)

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  104. That explains it... by El · · Score: 1

    that's why he's going for a Business degree. If he went for a CS degree, he'd be mobbed on a daily business. But in the business program, he's pretty much anonymous. "Who is that geeky looking misfit, anyway?" "Cocks... what kind of a name is 'Cocks'?"

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  105. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by pmz · · Score: 2, Informative

    LaTeX and friends do not even come close.

    When crafting a large textbook, for example, LaTeX really does blow the pants off of Word. It allows a very clear structure to be employed through includes and a structured tagging scheme. It allows EPS graphics from charting applications to be imported. There is long-standing support for indexing and bibliographies. LaTeX can also be managed by version control software, such as CVS, and can be controlled by Makefiles for well-defined and repeatable configuration management. LaTeX's open nature also guarantees that work poured into the textbook won't get lost as the proprietary Word file formats mutate or when Microsoft drops off the face of the planet.

    MS Word is just a bad bet for large documents.

    Daily memos are better as plain text. Data-entry forms are done better in HTML. For everything else...well, there is StarOffice or OpenOffice.org or AbiWord, etc. Quite honestly, there is little reason, anymore, to give Microsoft any money for Word any longer.

  106. My slashdot fortune today: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alan Cox wrote: [..] No I didnt. Someone else wrote that. Please keep attributions straight. -- From linux-kernel

  107. OT: Current forture at foot of page by Nighttime · · Score: 1

    > Alan Cox wrote: [..] No I didnt. Someone else wrote that. Please keep attributions straight. -- From linux-kernel

    Coincidence? or one of the /. editors?

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  108. New language by amightywind · · Score: 3, Funny
    and on the pet side project of learning Welsh.

    Is that related to Lisp?

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    1. Re:New language by AkaXakA · · Score: 1

      No, but it depends on it.

  109. Maintaining software by danme · · Score: 1

    >>Maintaining an older kernel is boring...

    Maintaining software does not need to be boring. I think it is quite challenging to enhance, fix things up and make it even more stable. Sure, it's not the same as developing some new hyper cool wireless network driver or application. It's just a different job.

  110. For what it's worth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alan,

    For what it's worth, the worst part of getting an MBA is when they scoop out half your brain. And I hear that doesn't even hurt that much.

  111. Annoyed? by term0r · · Score: 1

    I used to quite ritually read his Diary online at http://www.linux.org.uk/diary/ until he started writing it in Welsh! Did anyone else suffer from a similar fate?

  112. No, *you* are wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    >> you're shipping money to overseas economies

    Wake up. This is capitalism, not mercantilism. Shipping money is a necessity. Your capital can do wonders in that country which will provide you with resources cheaper than the ones you can get at home.

    >> and you're training a workforce to compete against you once it returns home (which most do).

    Yes. And if you care to read about economy, you'll learn that some sectors exist which are dogs -- basically doing that business is never going to get you nowhere.

    >> using H1B workers and/or outsourcing is moronic in the long run

    In some instances yes, in some cases not. BTW, if you really think so, try to hire a genuine wasp, masters degree and all, to do your laundry. And when you pay him, be generous, after all your dirty clothes are a national matter.

    >> against the best interests of the United States and it's citizens

    I take you're not the average American. I suppose the average US citizen is a good fellow concerned about our troubled problems and wants peace, just like me and other non-US citizens.

    And stop that "us and them" bullshit: we're in the same boat, jerk. 10 generations into the future, who is gonna marry your descendent? Maybe the ones you call enemy now!

    >> Those are the facts, Jack.

    No, they are not. It's only your biased misinterpretation of reality. Open your eyes, I warn you again.

  113. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    DocBook doesn't specify a container format for any external files and so isn't easy for end-users.

    OO.org's format and the standardised version through OASIS is much more likely to gain acceptance, over DocBook.

  114. TSG haven't and won't clear the 2.2 kernels by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    I asked. The SCO Group won't even clear the BSD variants. Not that they have the right to "clear" anything since it seems they're the ones who've been stealing stuff (even the BSD stuff they included, they haven't acknowledged as per the rules. We respect IP, and the tooth fairy.

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  115. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by tqft · · Score: 1

    "MS Word is just a bad bet for large documents"

    As someone stuck at work with MS stuff - do not let a MS Word doc get much over 100 pages. Split it up or risk losing everything with internal corruption.

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  116. True. by cfish · · Score: 1

    It's true. It happened to me!

    I, too, decided to take a year off my big geeky life to go to an MBA, and I immediately started to get hot girls - can't get them off me. And I was single for 5 years as a UNIX geek before getting the MBA.

    I truely believe that it's how we geeks treat women that makes them dislike us. Isolation from females make us treat them like Godesses/Aliens instead of humans, and it's evidently a big turn off.

  117. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by Axe · · Score: 1

    Daily memos are better as plain text. Data-entry forms are done better in HTML. You are not doing either. That's not a question, but a statement.
    For all my affection for such tools as LaTeX, reality of life shows that they are NOT comparable to MS Office, Framemaker and Quark.
    The is nothing like inline changes control in word in LaTeX, and CVS diff is big pile of steaming poo for collaborative work.
    Seamless integration with life Excel charts, and to PowerPoint is not duplicated anywhere. I use it often. Ironically, I have to run Windows under VMware to do that quite often (my code development is 90% Linux).
    Word still quite happy with most ancient word files, and frnakly I would expect OpenOffice to be forgotten before Microsoft (or whoever inherits Office after it is split) goes through its pile of cash. Let's be realistic. For the future generations, there is always the archival code for Office and i386 emulator.

    On another point: 99.9% of documents are not large. When they are, there are other tools for that indeed.
    Even with that - I had no problems with 200+ pages documents in Office XP.
    And yes, I submit ApJ papers in LaTeX. Appropriate tool for the job.
    ANdno, I do not think the Office is an end all golden standard. I wish they are forced to publish the format and start useing public XML schema. It would be an even better tool then.

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  118. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by slamb · · Score: 1
    You know, you were doing pretty well there. You had some compelling, concise reasons why the Anonymous Coward was incorrect - the Word format is a poor choice for exchanging documents. But then:

    So, Anonymous Astroturfer, you should go back to your cube and rethink your strategy for spreading lies into the public consciousness.

    See, you might as well have said "I'm an asshole who will assume the worst of people - that they're malicious instead of just misinformed." This is why I hate slashdot sometimes. Is basic civility so hard?

  119. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by pmz · · Score: 1

    Let's be realistic. For the future generations, there is always the archival code for Office and i386 emulator.

    So it would be better to continue using archived closed and opaque programs under emulators than migrate to an open-source open-file-format program that no one could take away from anyone at any time? GPL software will be around long after Microsoft Office exists only in history books. As long as it compiles, OpenOffice.org will be there.

  120. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by Axe · · Score: 1
    So it would be better to continue using archived closed and opaque programs under emulators than migrate If anything ever happens to MS, you would have to convert once (to RTF for example). Migrating to open source program at this point IS NOT AN OPTION. (in case you missed my point - I wish to have an open file format, and hope that MS are forced to do it). I do not really care about the tools to use with open format - as long as it is the best and at least compares in functionality to the office.

    You missed my point completly - it is not about what is desirable, but about what is the reality of the day. Second point was - there is nothing seriously wrong with it, iti s all solvable.

    BTW - you always can print your Office document into PDF. Ghostscript driver does it just fine.

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  121. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by Axe · · Score: 1
    GPL software will be around long after Microsoft Office exists only in history books.

    In good old USA ligislative climate - I am honestly not so sure about it. They always will get another DMCA on our asses.

    For the next 20 years it will work, for archival, there is RTF and PDF.

    Instead of bragging - better work on making a better OpenOffice standard.

    BTW, as a member of one of the OASIS XML standardtization committee (I work in security), i do not keep my hopes high for the standard to be extremely practical and useful.

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  122. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by ccp · · Score: 1

    Not to nitpick, Ace, but this America you are referring to may perhaps be the country also known as the United States of America, or USA for short?

    I happen to live in one of the other countries in your list, and we thought we were in America too.

    Cheers,

  123. A job opening? by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 1

    RedHat will receive 5000 resumes for Cox's job ...

  124. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by AceM2 · · Score: 1

    Well, considering I was speaking of countries, and considering the post I replied to.. As well as what dictionary.com says 'America' is.. You're just being silly =P

  125. I sent an email to Bill Gates by TPFH · · Score: 1

    I sent an email to Bill Gates.
    It read "Hey Bill! You Suck! Ha Ha."

    I haven't received a reply yet.
    I've been thinking of sending a similar email to Fearless Leader. He was in town today.

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  126. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >we thought we were in America too.

    No, our corporations just own your government.

    Take heart tho.. the same corporations bought the USA government, laid us all off, and outsourced everyone to India (except the CEO).

    At least in your country, I'll bet you still have a middle class. Thanks to anti-supply New England (USA) zoning laws, the average house here in Mass. is US$460,000. Your average pay in the state is 1/10th that.

    I don't want to work in tech anymore. No future in it. I just wanna be a slum lord if I can save the money to buy some tennaments.

  127. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by GenSolo · · Score: 1

    No, you're in South America or North America, but America on its own refers to the United States thereof.

  128. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by ccp · · Score: 1

    Precisely because you were speaking of counties, you should've used the correct name.

    If you don't know the name of your own country, you've a lot of catching up to do.

    HINT: the name of your country is not "America".
    Does the fact that is also referred to as "U.S.A." ring a bell?

    Cheers,

  129. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by ccp · · Score: 1


    You may think so, the rest of the world differs.

    Cheers,

  130. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by GenSolo · · Score: 1

    If you want to refer to the continents, they're North America and South America. Collectively, they're the Americas. Allow some reason:

    America ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-mr-k)

    1. The United States.
    2. also the Americas (-kz). The landmasses and islands of North America, Central America, and South America.
    --dictionary.com

    Even the friggin' dictionary says "America" is the United States, and "the Americas" refers to the continents. The rest of the world can differ if they like, but I have the authority on the English Language on my side, so I don't give a rat's ass.

  131. Muther McRae! by jo42 · · Score: 1


    400 posts and nothing intelligent written at all..

  132. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by ccp · · Score: 1

    Dear GenSolo:

    You can give a rat's ass to the opinion if the rest of the world, but you're going to find it's very lonely out there.
    We (the rest of the world) are always amazed by the insularity of you Usians, and have a laugh at your expense ( a good natured one, because we find you, individually, rather good guys ).
    You are just 5% of the world's population, and take my word for it, you're missing a lot. Even more, most of us speak English as a second or third language, so you don't even have to learn something ( God forbids! ).

    Best wishes,

  133. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by AceM2 · · Score: 1

    HINT: the name of your country is not "America".

    No shit, Sherlock. However, it's commonly referred to as America. We in the United States of America are referred to as Americans, and there's a reason for that. I mean you don't honestly call yourself an american do you? You may be a north american, south american, or central american, but to be precise you are not what is commonly referred to as just plan american. I don't have any beef with you or your country, so what's the deal with bringing up a petty difference like that? The fact that I was talking about countries is precisely why I am able to say just America. The USA's founding fathers were saying just plain old 'America' before a large part of the world could even tell you what a continent is. Guess what? I hate to be an average american asshole, but we made the country, we live in it, and we can call it whatever we please because it's ours. You can complain if I ever screw up the name of YOUR country, but until then.. I'm following precedence and calling the country America.

    *sigh* Why did I have to get involved in this offtopic/troll conversation anyway..

  134. Women can smell desperation. I as a sexy troll can tell you all about this (unlike those Anonymous Cowards who I suspect are all into men). Even though my bitch ass girlfriend isn't talking to me. Hmm.

  135. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by GenSolo · · Score: 1

    I was just curious as to what you call the country on the USA's southern border. I know I call it Mexico, and everyone I've ever spoken to from there has called it Mexico, and everyone I've ever spoken to when I've been down there has called it Mexico, so I'm guessing you also call it Mexico. Do you know it's proper name? It's Los Estados Unidos Mexicanos. As they refer to my country as Los Estados Unidos Americanos (the American United States or the United American States), I'm going to translate it as the United States of Mexico. Since the United States of Mexico is known as Mexico, it therefore follows logically that the United Statse of America could be known as America, which it is. Actually, if you say "the United States", you're being ambiguous because there are United States other than the USA. Anyway, I don't see why you got so offended anyway. Nobody said we're the only Americans, just that our country is called America. American can easily refer to anyone on either continent, but America cannot (as shown in previous posts, it has to be qualified). I don't have anything against South Americans or my non-central fellow North Americans. I speak semi-fluent Spanish and am planning to minor in it at my University to get better, so don't go implying that I'm afraid, or too lazy, or whatever, to learn something. But please, if you want to call us something more specific than Americans, "central North Americans" is a lot less insulting than "Usians".

  136. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by ccp · · Score: 1


    Dear GenSolo:

    I didn't mean to piss you piss you off, so let's call it quits.

    By the way, I'm not from Mexico. If you think Mexicans are the only people that don't like you (as a country, individually we find you to be rather OK guys), you're sorely misguided.

    Do you central North Americans ever wonder why everybody else hates you so much?

    Best wishes (no I'm not being sarcasic, really mean it)

  137. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by GenSolo · · Score: 1

    I didn't say you were from Mexico. As a matter of fact, I don't think Mexicans hate us as a country, generally speaking. I just happen to know the formal name of the country as well as the name it goes by, which I think that you should be terribly offended by if you're going to be offended by my use of America to refer to the United States thereof.

  138. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Do you central North Americans ever wonder why everybody else hates you so much?


    Because we bathe and have indoor plumbing?

  139. are MBA's worth any more than the credentials? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I am looking into EDUCATION related to the business side of software development. I have become painfully aware of the negative effects of credentialism and how it produced armies of highly credentialed but totally useless "suits." That is a double whammy as it hurts the real education of those who really DO want to learn and apply that knowledge. Universities pumping out these people then lower their standards (one only has to notice how grades matter more than applied knowledge and class test averages in the 30's are acceptable and yet the common subject matter failed is not covered again (read: fixing the problem)).

    What are good education organizations and what is the best route for actually learning and standing on the shoulders of giants thus resulting in your enhanced business "running" skills?

    p.s. Many also know that there is a difference between getting a job and running a business... running a business requires real skill while many jobs are filled by those who can convincingly lie and pad their resumes. Take away the safety net of PHB's and you MUST have real skill, experience and talent.

  140. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by ccp · · Score: 1

    No, thanks for participating.