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  1. Re:I guess? on Fatal Flaw Discovered In Invisibility Cloaks · · Score: 1

    So, how long until cruise missiles are programmed to look at the way the target 'moves' in relation to its own motion, and work out that the target is cloaked and where it actually is?

  2. Re:No more working for the man on IT Job Satisfaction Plummets To All-Time Low · · Score: 1

    Computers ALWAYS do what they're told to do. Getting to do what you want them to do is the trick.

  3. Re:Working conditions differ... on IT Job Satisfaction Plummets To All-Time Low · · Score: 1

    If you believe everything that Faux News tells you, then yes.

  4. Re:Innovation! on The Last GM Big-Block V-8 Rolls Off the Line · · Score: 1

    A straight line is just the circumference of a circle with infinite radius.

  5. Re:Bubby? Is that you? on German Killers Sue Wikipedia To Remove Their Names · · Score: 1
    But would you feel the same way about somebody who had committed manslaughter?

    I remember meeting somebody quite some time ago who was friendly and gregarious. I didn't find out until much later that he had actually spent several years incarcerated over manslaughter due to an altercation that occurred at his housewarming party (the other guy did something that went beyond the pail, and the subject punched him once, the other guy fell badly, cracked his head on furniture and died, alcohol was a factor).

    What about between 2nd and 1st degree murders (where such are defined).

  6. Re:Five jiggawatts?! on High-Temp Superconductors To Connect Power Grids · · Score: 1

    Goodl luck getting it up to 88 miles per hour.

  7. Re:Hm. on Educause Announces Plans To Sign .edu TLD With DNSSEC · · Score: 1

    I'll double your entendre.

  8. Re:Weird Headline on All Humans Are Mutants, Say Scientists · · Score: 1
    So that this means that soon we'll be able to get gene-sequenced at birth, and if our DNA gets bit-switched have some kind of treatment (retroviral DNA recombination or some other term that I pull out of my ass) and have the mutation reversed?

    Also, what about false positives on the reporting leading to new mutations when they administer a treatment that was unnecessary (would such mutations actually occur)? What about them nasty black hats... I don't want to think about what you could do to somebody by hacking their genome.

    Please excuse me while I fashion my tin-foil hat to protect myself from my brain. Wait. Crap.

  9. Re:Oh, Those Dumb Police Officers! on First Ever Criminal Arrest For Domain Name Theft · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine called the police to inform them that there was a trespasser in her shed, looking for stuff to steal. The cops said they would be there in 20 minutes. She then told them not to worry, she had a kitchen knife and would take care of the problem herself. the police arrived 2 minutes later. And people wonder why some other people like to hate on cops?

  10. Re:Too Many Free Variables on Fewer Than 10 ET Civilizations In Our Galaxy? · · Score: 1

    You must be new here.

  11. Re:Fuck you, this is about EVERYBODY on "Cash For Clunkers" Program Runs Out of Gas · · Score: 1

    Well, I drive an old tank of a Volvo (1985 240GL), and at the moment I'm getting about 20MPG. The car has been in a garage for almost all of the time that it is not being actively driven, and as such, the chassis is fine. Buying a brand new car seems like a waste.
    What I really want to do is find out the local legislation about putting in a newer engine (I'm in Australia), and what right I would have if the police tried to arc up about the fact that it's now an original owner. That being said, locating the legislation is somewhat difficult. Yet another example of bureaucracy getting in the way of positive results, I guess.

  12. Re:Inevitable, make sturdier planes... on For Airplane Safety, Trying To Keep Birds From Planes · · Score: 1

    Unless I'm mistaken, planes are already capable of hitting them. What needs to happen is to design a plane that can hit them with zero ill effects. Anybody like to round up the team that designed the 1985 Volvo 240GL and entice them to try their hands at Aeronautic Engineering?

  13. Re:Good luck with that on For Airplane Safety, Trying To Keep Birds From Planes · · Score: 1

    Oh sweet FSM! I just imagined what a bird-strike with matter transporters would look like.

  14. Re:I realised /. was slow sometimes... on Looking at Intel's New-ish Desktop Socket, LGA 1366 · · Score: 1

    A common misconception. Actually, being a nation of convicts, we're still waiting on knife privileges.

  15. Re:There are some things we shouldn't see on Activists Use Wikipedia To Test Aussie Net Censors · · Score: 1

    Yes, there are somethings that perhaps I do not want to see. And I am perfectly capable of choosing what they are for myself.

  16. Re:119V-0080 on Did Bat Hitch a Ride To Space On Discovery? · · Score: 1

    Holy (insert nonsensical exclaimation here) Batman! Your new Batrocket really works!!

  17. Re:I am not an Aussie... on Australian Internet Censorship Plan Torpedoed · · Score: 1

    Hmm... Makes me wonder if that wasn't Conroy's plan all along... Completely bollocks it up on purpose so that it is aborted (like the abomination it is should be), but make it look like he was trying to push it through the whole time.

  18. Re:Block The Internet on Australian Internet Censorship Plan Torpedoed · · Score: 1

    Why stop there. While they don't have as much power as in other places in the world, we do have a lunatic fringe of right-wing fundies, and they were foaming at the mouth to get this off the ground.

  19. Re:Nothing new on Google Joins EU Antitrust Case Against Microsoft · · Score: 2, Funny

    Um, did anybody else misread the headline as "Google joins EU Antichrist case against MS"?

  20. Re:Haha on Microsoft Asks For a Refund From Laid-Off Workers [updated] · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or better yet: "Dear Steve Ballmer, Please accept this drawing of a 7-legged spider..."

  21. Re:Why do... on Why Climbers Die On Mount Everest · · Score: 1
    Let me take it one step further:

    Any time a human body does anything, there will be a chance that it could die.

  22. Re:Why do... on Why Climbers Die On Mount Everest · · Score: 1
    Let me elaborate:

    Any time a human body is placed into a situation or environment that it was not evolved for (such as moving 200mph, being in a vacuum, being really, really deep underwater, being above a certain altitude without a pressurized room), and equipment fails, there WILL be a chance that people will die.

  23. Why do... on Why Climbers Die On Mount Everest · · Score: 1
    Why do people climb it? Because it's there.

    Why do people die climbing it? Because they're there

  24. This just in... on Performance Tests Show Early Windows 7 Build Beats Vista · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Performance tests show that an abacus and a box of crayons beat Vista.

    (Apologies to Tycho and Gabe)

  25. Re:Maybe it's me on Dead Space Wants To Scare You · · Score: 1
    My personal favourite for "shitting a door/brick/large awkward object" was AVP2, first mission as the Marine.

    Having been sent solo up a hill, narrowly avoiding being crushed by an exploding truck, discovering the skinned remains of humans, and attempting to locate whatever is making my motion tracker pay it attention (a crane cable swinging in the breeze), you are required to activate a generator. On the way out, "something" bursts through the ceiling directly in front of you. Something that looks like the head of a xenomorph.

    I put 48 rounds into it from my pulse rifle before I realised it was a steam pipe.