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  1. It was simpler back in the '80s on Internet Pranks in Schools · · Score: 1

    We just wiggled the power plugs loose from the back of the Apple II power supplies. They looked plugged in, but they weren't. Cheap easy lulz.

  2. Re:This one is different. on 'Friendly' Worms Could Spread Software Fixes · · Score: 1

    And what, exactly, is stopping MS from sending out a worm with security bugs? Given Microsoft's current security track record, I think this would be a bad idea.

    Not only is this an old idea, it was dismissed long ago as a bad idea. I'm amused that Microsoft is only now discovering it.

  3. Re:Time for Space tankers to start taking flight on Titan's Organics Surpass Oil Reserves on Earth · · Score: 1

    Remind me what we can do with helium-3, exactly? And I mean any time in the NEAR FUTURE, not fifty years from now.

    Helium-3 isn't even as easy as the other fusion recipes that we still haven't yet made work yet.

  4. Re:Implied Lisa? on Outer Space has a Smell · · Score: 1

    That is why we have the relative terms "higher" and "lower".

  5. Hello Multivac! on One Computer to Rule Them All · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Maybe Asimov was right after all?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multivac

  6. Re:Déjà vu? on Master Diebold Key Copied From Web Site · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Except that this was a dupe on digg yesterday. Oops! So much for the "automated submission comparison"!

    Maybe if the submitters (and /. editors) would actually pay attention to URLs with obvious dates in them?

  7. Re:Call in the lawyers on Physicist Calculates Trajectory of Tiger At SF Zoo · · Score: 1

    Well, I guess this is enough for the lawsuits to start flying at the zoo.

    Maybe the physicist can calculate the trajectories of the lawsuits too.

  8. Re:Hmm on Physicist Calculates Trajectory of Tiger At SF Zoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The people who "designed the enclosure"? It was (IIRC) a WPA project from the 1930's. It wasn't designed, it was built.

    The crazy part was that the people who ran the zoo had no idea of its height, or lack thereof. And when inspectors came through the zoo a couple of years ago, nobody mentioned to the zoo that the height was below standard. In other words, it's not a design problem (the height was fine when it was built, back when nobody was stupid enough to taunt tigers like that), it's a maintenance problem, as in keeping up to standards, or even knowing that you aren't.

  9. Re:Fixed that for you on Speculation On the Doomed Satellite · · Score: 1

    Or the last two elections suggest that exit polling was rigged. For instance, the exit pollers could have primarily been polling during times of the day when Democrat voters were more likely to be voting.

  10. Re:Hey baby... on Command Line Life Partner Wanted · · Score: 1

    Actually, you ever hear of spooning?

    $ man spoon
    No manual entry for spoon

    There is no spoon.

  11. Hey baby... on Command Line Life Partner Wanted · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...wanna fork()?

  12. Re:Swapping batteries, not replacing is the point on MacBook Air's Battery is Actually Easy to Replace · · Score: 1

    Here is a USB 100Mbit Ethernet adapter which is $13 at Fry's, sometimes on sale for $4 (I got two extra that day) and for which OS X drivers can be found on the chipset manufacturer site if you google for the chipset ID that shows in System Profiler when you plug it in.

  13. Re:Confused on New Firmware Fixes Previously Bricked iPhones · · Score: 1

    That would be because it isn't bricked. It's powdered.

  14. Re:Reminds me of Mars Attacks... on Star Trek-like 'Phraselator' Helps Police · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ruri: "Baka, baaaaka."

  15. Re:I can just imagine it on Star Trek-like 'Phraselator' Helps Police · · Score: 1

    Do you waaaaant ... do you waaaaaant ... to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?

  16. Re:Alzheimer's Cure Dupe? on Drug Shows Early Promise Against Alzheimer's · · Score: 1

    ...treatment for Alzheimers or for "Alaheimers"?

  17. Re:What if they caused it to happen? on Mars Asteroid Impact Effectively Ruled Out · · Score: 3, Informative

    At this point, even with favorable orbits, and a payload already loaded and ready for launch, you still couldn't get there in time. The fast orbit to Mars still takes six months. The slow orbit takes two years. I don't think they even knew about this event six months ago.

  18. Correction on Professors Slam Java As "Damaging" To Students · · Score: 1

    The article should read "Java considered harmful to students"

    I can remember being in a couple of interviews for potential new-hires where the guy who was obviously taught with Java completely fell apart with the whiteboard coding test. (candidate writes two selected programs, one on files and the other on linked lists, on whiteboard while many of us talk among ourselves, thus simulating a "normal work environment")

  19. Re:Writeroom looks okay... on Goodbye Cruel Word · · Score: 1

    Not quite.

    "Where do we edit tonight? We edit with cat and sed!"

  20. They expire after 90 days! on Official DTV Converter Box Coupons for Americans · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've already heard on usenet that they expire after 90 days. If you don't think you'll buy a box (or even be able to find one) within 90 days, then WAIT before asking for coupons!

  21. Re:Nanotube batteries on The World's Cheapest Car Set To Launch · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, maybe someone should submit that as a story.

  22. Re:I am going to join on Japanese Government to Regulate Online Communication · · Score: 1

    Here's a translation of a blog post about MIAU, for those who want to get an idea of what it's about.

  23. Re:Dim bulbs on US To Extinguish (Most) Incandescent Bulb Sales By 2012 · · Score: 1

    In the worst case you could always "make a run for the border" and buy incandescents in Canada. This law has no effect there. (Yes, I know that it's less than convenient to get to Canada from Chicago. But it's a lot easier than getting there from Texas or Florida.)

  24. Re:wow on US To Extinguish (Most) Incandescent Bulb Sales By 2012 · · Score: 1

    Whereas the radioactive waste going up the chimney from coal-fired power plants is very cheap and easy to dispose of, right into our atmosphere. (along with bonus mercury, too!)

    The real problem with "nuclear waste" is that the long-lived components are reusable as fuel, but that moron Jimmy Carter decided that reprocessing is too good for us.

  25. Of course on Chuck Norris Sues Publisher, Tears Don't Cure Cancer · · Score: 1

    ...because Chuck Norris won't stand for people making money off of other people's jokes! I'm sure the author(s) tracked down the origin of every one of those jokes and gave each one of them a crisp twenty dollar bill in payment.