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  1. Overheard from a marketroid during the meeting on Toyota Claims Woman "Opted In" To Faux Email Stalking · · Score: 1

    Uhm, so *cough you're not getting a Toyota, then? Just checking...

  2. Re:Anonymous Coward on Road To Riches Doesn't Run Through the App Store · · Score: 1

    Yeah you can mention the app name, while signing as 'Anonymous Coward', right?

    Oh, wait...

  3. Re:whew on 50 Years of the Twilight Zone · · Score: 1

    Craig Ferguson (of the Late Late Show) had the best joke about it: Vampires with 6 pack abs! Do they come out at night to go to (in vampire mock-scary voice) Goooold's Gym! Then Craig does an impression of Sesame Street's The Count while miming a bench press: "One! One Repetition! Two! Two repetitions!"

    He hates these so called Vampires because they should really be pasty white and frail.

    ohman maybe offtopic but all for Craig

  4. Re:PBS covered this... on 4-Winged Proto-Bird Unearthed In China; Predates Archaeopteryx · · Score: 1

    Can you even imagine *when* the Slashdot dupe appears?

  5. Faster boot isn't good for ANY OS! on New Phoenix BIOS Starts Windows 7 Boot In 1 Second · · Score: 1

    Listen, already at couple of hundred comments and none of you realize the gravity of the situation. Faster boot times, think about it. You won't have time to make coffee! I've switched to instant coffee already! I keep the powder stuff in my mouth, wait for login, enter my password and then I have to make another dash to get the hot water and gulp them down together! Yup! No sugar! Cream? Maybe later, during the anti-virus scan! (Sugar can be added later when a virus has been detected--I happen to be the only one glad when that happens; see this smile?) This has got to stop! Are you with me??

    Stop the insanity!

  6. Re:this laptop reminds me of the on The World's First Four-Screen Laptop · · Score: 1

    (You left the most crucial part out, which goes something like this)

    P.S.

    Sorry about your dick, pal

  7. John Carmack? on Armadillo Aerospace Claims Level 2 Lunar Lander Prize · · Score: 1

    So I hereby bestow upon him the title

    Official Rocket Launcher!

    The One. The Only.

  8. Re:Thats cool! on AMD's DX11 Radeons Can Drive Six 30 Displays · · Score: 1

    Yes but at least this one is presented as a SINGLE monitor, and that was on Windows. How tough can it be then? That same guy coding for the single monitor, he can put down the newspaper and get back to work...

  9. Well at least he didn't say on Does Your College Or University Support Linux? · · Score: 1

    Oh yes, over there, in the garden of unicorns, under the rainbow, where the pipes of pan make the fairies dance, yes, they support Linux wholeheartedly.

    - OR -

    He looks around suspiciously first, then leans in, and whispers, Meet me at the side entrance tonight when the sun sets...(Looks at daughter) Bring her with you.

  10. Re:Nice but.. on Firefox 4.0 Goes Chrome, New UI In Q4 2010 · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, is the action called Negative window or something, I don't think my compiz has that yet :(

    I might have to get a FF plugin, if not 'Use my colors'. I'll ask around if this distro will let me upgrade compiz itself...

  11. Now make it a REALITY show and you've got a winner on Sending Astronauts On a One-Way Trip To Mars · · Score: 1

    Seriously, sponsors up the yinyang, not to mention the drama.

    Halfway thru the trip they vote to eject someone. Maybe *not the guy that keeps raiding the fridge, but the one that keeps clogging up the...well, you catch my drift...

  12. Re:Nice but.. on Firefox 4.0 Goes Chrome, New UI In Q4 2010 · · Score: 1

    I am with you on the dark themes. I wish there was a choice to replace the mostly-white with a shade of gray on webpages, however when I decide to 'Use my colors' in FF preferences a lot of pages start losing buttons (critical ones too) as well as their layout. I have seen this option on one browser (iirc it was opera) but had to switch back to ff.

    The tabs on the side would be nice if they had a flip-90-degree option, just like a real-life organizer or notebook. For me, that would be the bee's knees.

    Mainly I want page backgrounds not to be white so that any casual passerby would not think I am slacking off and reading slashdot, of all things, or in your case Shikaku, YouTube. For research.

  13. Re:I don't get it.. on The Orange Goo That Could Save Your Laptop · · Score: 1

    No they have been designed for product placement. I imagine a Hummer employee in a suit wandering Hollywood lots: 'Shooting an action movie? History? Was time travel mentioned in the script? Sorry.' (leaves card, goes to next lot) 'Is this a post nuclear Apocalyptic wasteland type movie? Wha--Resident Evil 14! JACKPOT!

    And so on...

  14. Re:Is it a good idea to use food? on Watermelon Juice Makes Great Biofuel · · Score: 1

    'little play on the...'

    Aw come on! More than half o this crowd would know, without you pointing *that* out, Mr. Comic Book Guy. Yes, I'd recognize that voice anywhere...

    And not a joke about a biouelf cluster in sight...

  15. And all of a sudden on Linux Port For id's Tech 5 Graphics Engine Unlikely · · Score: 1

    ...the binary blobs do matter. In a sector we hardly expected, but care about.

  16. Re:Cool and Bummer on New Logitech Dark Field Mice Operate On Glass · · Score: 1

    Hey any way to see what your bot 'sees'? I am interested as well! :)

  17. Re:Two rival factions on Nokia Leaks Phone With Full GNU/Linux Distribution · · Score: 1

    send text

    full VT100 eh? But I don't want to use emacs to text someone, FFS!

    j/k

  18. Re:$800? on Nokia Leaks Phone With Full GNU/Linux Distribution · · Score: 1

    I'll wait for the N1000

    What, you wanted the one that will look for Sarah Connor? She ain't listed in the phonebook anymore since she got a cell phone. OTOH, her face is on MySpace.com...

  19. Re:Poorly Marketed Sector [not] on Windows 7 Igniting Touchscreen PC Market · · Score: 1

    I find that meetings are perfect for tablet PCs.
     
    I believe it should be the other way around, i.e. tablet PCs are perfect for meetings, unless you happen to be either a) a PHB browsing slashdot, or b) playing buzzword bingo at the meeting and hoping nobody notices.

  20. Re:At the Risk of Sounding Like an Apologist on Poor Design Choices In the Star Wars Universe · · Score: 1

    I'll stick to my rule of thumb: anytime a character draws his sword (e.g. light saber in the presence of more powerful weaponry), or the main character is associated with a dragon, that's fantasy (or maybe space opera), not sci fi.

  21. Screw all that... on Speculating On the Far Future of Cellphones · · Score: 1

    If I'm going to have to listen to you yammer how the doctor had to poke and prod and insert a tube in your grandpa's rear end to no avail, I might as well get close captioning to the conversation as well. Why miss the other half of the dialogue?

  22. Re:Obligatory on The Problems With Porting Games · · Score: 1

    Agreed, the clue was big enough for a Ferrari to drive through

  23. I had always been told about cannabis' effects on Fatty Foods Affect Memory and Exercise Performance · · Score: 2, Funny

    on (takes long drag) ... on...what was that again? Fatty foods, right, right...

  24. Re:Positive move? on GPL Case Against Danish Satellite Provider · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, it seemed that he HAD tried the diplomatic route, not just once, and now the companies are 'forcing his hand' to use this last resort.

    Doesn't anybody RTFCATFA (read the f***g comments about the f***g article) anymore? What is this world coming to??

  25. Re:May I say on Netscape Founder Backs New Browser · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, that's German for, 'The Seamonkey, The.'
     
    No one who speaks German could be an evil man.