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  1. Equivalent of boxers or briefs? for Slashdotters on Ask Rob Malda · · Score: 1

    Star Trek: TOS or Star Trek: TNG? and Why?

  2. Re:Yeah, mutual geeking out is awesome on Ask Rob Malda · · Score: 1

    I know you mean sotto voce. Hope it was a typo.

    Cool story, nonetheless.

  3. Re:Success = Strong Leader + Initial Codebase on What is the Best Way to Start a Paid GPL Project? · · Score: 1

    One would think it is not mundane at all, an app that talks/listens to touchscreen monitors, barcode readers, and outputs to receipt printers, while popping out cash drawers or requests a signature on a credit card-with-stylus-screen thingie.

    I don't believe CUPS is there yet when it comes to receipt printers. But then again I haven't looked at freshmeat to see their offerings.

  4. Re:Thank you on The Next Leap for Linux · · Score: 1

    Maybe that's the reason for the slow adoption: it should read 2008, The Year of the Linux Desktops.

    We gots to stop thinking small, people! Where are all the grammar nazis when you need them?!

  5. Re:Yeah, right on Microsoft Marketing to OS Pirates, Just Agree to Audits! · · Score: 1

    The outfit, for one thing. They'd have to give up the faux eyepatch, the requisite inflatable parrot velcro'ed on the left shoulder, and the faux pegleg.

  6. Re:Weird on Major Linux Hardware Donor Is a CNN "Hero" · · Score: 1

    No, think of it as a multipronged effort: helping recovering addicts and alcoholics, installing free software, giving to nonprofits and poor people.

    But to train gorillas to work alongside humans recovering from addiction, installing Ubuntu on PCs, wouldn't that be something? Or they could just smash Windows PCs, that would be a good start.

  7. Re:Wow! on Google May Blur Canadian Faces and License Plates · · Score: 1

    Actually I'd prefer that they not blur my face, but instead make me slightly bulkier, generously endowed, and driving a Porsche. To hell with privacy. That way, their Photoshoppers or GIMP experts can have variety in their daily routine.

  8. Re:Association fallacy on Replacing a Thinkpad? · · Score: 1

    Loveno employees

    What a cute play on words, oh Mr PHB =)

    Pun intended? Nintendoed?

  9. And for the HARDCORE soldier on The Soldier of the Future · · Score: 1

    8-bit synth midi music from DOOM plays while in Ultraviolence mode.

  10. Oh, ATi... on AMD Releases Register Specs For R5xx And R6xx · · Score: 2, Funny

    I no longer HATi you!

  11. No No NO! THe Real question: on GoogHOle Exploits GMail, Picasa and 200K Other Sites · · Score: 1

    "Normal" is in quotes now?

  12. Re:Wait for next on A Gut Check On Gutsy Gibbon · · Score: 1

    Is she the novice type who could grasp the concept of yum to download stuff? Or did you leave it readily available just in case she picks up on it later? Is yum relatively easy or would you still consider that 'advanced' and would rather have her contact you for this?

    Just curious, and some other {later} readers might want to know as well, thanks!

  13. Re:Why bother at all? on Which Lost/Stolen Laptop Trackers Do You Like? · · Score: 1

    Summary: tracking services = waste of time.

    Wait, we've seen replies ranging from "don't bother" to have Linus and his crack team of developers code something in the kernel. Let me throw a question back to the OP:

    Is there something you're not telling us?

    like, your daughter's journal's lock combination, your ATM pin numbers, launch codes for thermonuclear missiles, some hot babe's phone number...

  14. Re:Cron on Which Lost/Stolen Laptop Trackers Do You Like? · · Score: 1

    I can see him checking up on it:

    Christ, the audacity of this guy! He's updating his resume! On my laptop!

  15. Re:Hmmmm... Selfmade solution? on Which Lost/Stolen Laptop Trackers Do You Like? · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only solution? Anti-theft stickers!

    ANTI THEFT: Runs Slackware Only!

    GENTOO: Not For You

    DEBIAN: CUTTING EDGE (2 years ago)

    NO GUI: RUNS CLI ONLY

    and so on

    I kid, I kid!

  16. Re:Plain dirt isn't healthy on Meteorite Causes Illness in Peru · · Score: 2

    guano site, town dump or septic landfarm.

    Thanks, but I do believe the band has decided on the name Alien Ant Farm. They felt it had a much nicer ring to it.

  17. Re:and so it begins on Meteorite Causes Illness in Peru · · Score: 1

    You left out lights cigarette. Yes, I'm on to you, Mister Cigarette Smoking Man!

  18. Re:Zombies! on Meteorite Causes Illness in Peru · · Score: 1

    Everybody, lock and load!

    If there is an invading alien life form, set difficulty level to 'Hurt Me Plenty!' And I mean, everybody!

  19. Is it all just lip service from Dell then? on Walt Mossberg Reviews Ubuntu · · Score: 1

    The best thing would have been to sell a laptop where everything from built-in wireless right down to a friggin webcam is supported, and say, That's it. If you want Linux, buy this model. No Alienware here, buddy (tho widescreen would be nice), but just tick off those accessories that you don't need so you can get it for a little less.

    Ok guys, here's a wake up call. You know how when you buy a music CD (you still remember?) and you want to include it in your music library, it gets converted? Well for you guys in Ubuntu-land (and Linuxland as well) how about a nod towards free formats: When the distro recognizes that an attempt is being made to play mp3, offer to convert it to ogg. Give them that choice instead of, 'Oh BTW you have to hunt down that codecs. Sorry, no soup for you.'

  20. Re:In other news today ... on Another Man Dies After Marathon Gaming Session · · Score: 1

    Actually.. I've never, to my knowledge, had mod points.. And if I suddenly gain them, how will I know?

    It actually starts with marathon online slashdot sessions. But doing them from work doesn't count.

  21. Re:What's the draw? on New iPod Checksum Cracked, Linux Supported · · Score: 1

    The most expensive of which is this.

  22. Re:Here's a wild idea: on The GIMP UI Redesign · · Score: 1

    why multi-window works well

    Thank you. My guess is the ones complaining about it always have their apps go fullscreen, and have never worked any other way. Sooo 1995, and so useless to buy bigger monitors for these people...

  23. Re:How about a new name? on The GIMP UI Redesign · · Score: 1

    Every time I see The Gimp, I think about Pulp Fiction

    Don't know about you, but every time I hear it I think about Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects. Why not rename it Keyser Soze then, because you want to get reactions like this:

    Jack Baer, FBI: He mention Keyser Soze?
    Dave Kujan: Who?
    Jack Baer, FBI: Bear with me here...
    Dave Kujan: [Kujan bursts into Rabin's office] Who's Keyser Soze?
    Verbal: Ohhh, fuck!

    Which is what you say anyway after 15 minutes with the thing.

    (Personally though I like the multi-dialog setup on my widescreen. Am so used to it now.)

  24. Re:More seriously, though on Electric Motorcycle Inventor Crashes at Wired Conference · · Score: 1

    I think it was more like minivan on your face...

  25. Re:What? on Debian win32-loader Goes Official · · Score: 1

    Yup, he clicked through that EULA as well.