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  1. Mandatory congress joke. on Using Your Computer to Repel Pests · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cockroaches, Blood Suckers, and Rats!?!

    Better not fire up that baby in congress!

    Yeah, I know it's lame, but this is funnier.

    tcd004

  2. What about Urine power? on NYC Subways Testing Flywheels · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    the title says it all.

    Play the stock market drinking game!

    tcd004

  3. What about the health risks on Super-small Voice-controlled Wireless Phone · · Score: 5, Funny

    I worry about hanging a permanent wireless phone like this on my ear. According to this study Pagers are much safer.

    Yes, it's a parody.
    tcd004

  4. What an excellent use of antiquated technology! on Panicking In Morse Code · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Reminds me of what the internet was like back in 1968.

    Note: this is a parody.
    tcd004

  5. I can see this happening. on U.S. Gov't Planning To "Help Us" Secure Computers · · Score: 2
  6. Answer honestly. on Talk to a Movie Digital SFX Expert · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What is one movie that uses CGI that you wish had never been made because it gives your craft a bad name?

    Thanks!

    READ THIS!

    tcd004

  7. You mean you can get paid to do this? on Nintendo Hires Walking Gamers · · Score: 1

    And I've been doing it for so many years for free!

    Visit my website assmuffins.

    tcd004

  8. Follow the Yellow Klez road. on Klez: a closer look · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Klez has been great for my company! We just classify every copy of Klez we receive as "corporate acquistion of capital" and assign it a monetary value. We've got 6.2 billion in Klez inventory baby!

    But seriously...127K seems to be the magic number for Klez.
    So couldn't a filter simply be set up to block all emails 127k in size?

    tcd004

  9. Troll? on Ask 'Rocket Guy' Brian Walker · · Score: 1

    Why is this not a legitimate question??

  10. But Buffy does win the anti-terrorism award. on Buffy Staked Again By Emmys · · Score: 2
  11. Rides? on Ask 'Rocket Guy' Brian Walker · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If your rocket is successful, will you offer rides for a fee?

    tcd004

  12. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) on Minority Report · · Score: 2

    Our country is a society of people who like to see the bad guys get their due, not counseling.

    Sadly this is more true in real life than in fiction.

    tcd004

  13. good point on Minority Report · · Score: 2

    Many successful logos never change. If you bought ads in this movie, you're buying your way into the future.

    Think Coca Cola's logo will be much different in 50 years?

    Also, how could the reviewer call that mall normal? Holy crap. It was like walking into a physical version of Amazon.com.

    PLUG:
    Read this Interview with Tom Cruise, sorta

    tcd004

  14. Read this exclusive Interview on Minority Report · · Score: 3, Funny

    Tom Cruise, Kind of

    Yes, it's a joke-Enjoy
    tcd004

  15. Vacuum Tube Collectors on Slashback: Periodicity, Vacuum, Strength · · Score: 2

    I've found a novel new place to find the little buggers. Take a trip 20-30 minutes out of any major metropolis and you'll find that the rural outskirts are often littered (sadly) with old appliances. Often very old appliances. I found a basket full of buggers out of a few old TV sets on a friend's property last week. They tend to weather the elements pretty well. The load I found were probably dumped at least 10 years ago and were all in perfect condition.

    Then, if you're a real man/woman, clean up the old trash.

    Meet Fake Tom Cruise

    tcd004

  16. Re:prefer non-fiction on Memoirs Found in a Bathtub · · Score: 1

    Dammit. Now you've convinced me to go read it.

    =)

    tcd004

  17. prefer non-fiction on Memoirs Found in a Bathtub · · Score: 3, Interesting

    for uncovering the absurdity of bureauocracies and the marketplace. Try reading Liar's Poker, by Michael Lewis, or Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser. You get the benefit of learning something about reality.

    Don't get me wrong, nothing brightens my day more than an Orwellian dystopia where people are reduced to robotic flesh and emotions have been run through an authoraritarian meat grinder--I just like my gloom and doom with a dose of reality.

    Funny, This inteview with Tom Cruise was found in a Bathtub too.

    tcd004

  18. Re:This service could come in very handy. on Cops Have Got Your Number · · Score: 2

    That has to be the nicest critical comment I've ever gotten on slashdot.

    Thanks for the plug. I'm sorry, but to be honest, I rarely pretend to be more than a soul-less huckster of online comedy.

    tcd004

  19. This service could come in very handy. on Cops Have Got Your Number · · Score: 2

    When we're all behind bars.

    As usual, a joke.
    tcd004

  20. but have you read the recent on New Mobile Phones Showcased · · Score: 2

    safety reports on these things? Pagers are safer!

    Yes, it's a joke.
    tcd004

  21. clearly on The Boy and his Breeder Reactor · · Score: 2

    This kid didn't learn to obey the rules of
    Military Intelligence

    tcd004

  22. unspoken breech of trust. on Is it Wrong to Accept an Employment Counter-Offer? · · Score: 2

    Once you're throgh that looking-glass, your employer will never really trust you again. They may simply be extending you that offer to keep you on long enough to find a replacement for your position at a lower price.

    In any case, they'll always be looking over their shoulder at you, expecting you to find new and exciting ways to ratchet up your salary. Not a good place to be.

    Good Luck!

    Just dont' work for this guy:

    tcd004

  23. NORNE Energy Is very concerned about this. on WiFi, Light Bulbs, And The FCC · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's in their "about us" section.

    Disclaimer: This is a joke. Don't get your panties in square-knot over it. Mod it down if you can't untie a square-knot.

    We're burning some Karma tonight!
    tcd004

  24. Microsoft's grounds for dismissal on Microsoft Case Proceeds · · Score: 5, Funny

    Read em here

    Please note, this is a joke.

    Now go back to your daily lives.

  25. Fake Manhattan on Build Your Own Cityscape · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you charge $11.95 for tiny grilled chese sandwichs in your kitchen now?s

    Buy your fav baseball player's steroid-merchandise!