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  1. Re:More Likely Responses on Hackable Microcontroller-Powered Valentine's Card · · Score: -1
    my wife:

    Him: Yeah, babe, and now you can tell your friends that your Valentine's Day card runs at 14 MHz.

    Her: Yeah, but can it run Linux?

  2. Re:They work well too on WISPS Mean Cable and DSL Aren't the Only Choices · · Score: -1

    $300/mo? No thanks. I pay that much for my car. I'll just drive to Wal-mart to get my internets for cheaps (where's my coupon bag?).

  3. Re:Enact the assault sword ban! on Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon "Batleth" · · Score: -1

    personally I wouldn't shoot somebody over property (it's insured) if my life isn't in danger.

    That's good to know, see you tonight.

  4. Re:Enact the assault sword ban! on Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon "Batleth" · · Score: 0, Insightful

    The only problem with that logic is, what if the terorrists are planning on landing in some foreigh land like old times. But, because of the 9/11 incident, the passengers fight back and the plane crashes killing everyone on board. The problem is, you usually won't know the intent of the hijackers.

  5. Support PETA!!! on Web Rescues Un-Aired Super Bowl Ads · · Score: 0, Funny

    I, for one, support PETA in everything they do... in the nude.

  6. Perverts will always find a way on New Law Will Require Camera Phones To "Click" · · Score: -1

    If working in a grocery store while in school taught me anything, it's that perverts will always find a way. We had some really dumb, non-technical people in the meat department. They were constantly finding ways to look up skirts, take pics, and whatever else they could think of.

    My favorite was when they installed a strip of reflective metal on the bottom of the meat case and then shined it up really good. Kind of like the old mirror on the shoe technique. Then they would go out and "fill the case" on Sundays when the women would come in with their church dresses on. Ugh, most of these women were not in the least way attractive, but I guess that wasn't the point.

  7. Re:This will just lead to a cyper romeo / juliet l on 6 Pennsylvania Teens Face Child Porn Charges For Pics of Selves · · Score: -1

    Technically they did break the law, all they need is a sensible judge to set a president here..

    Excuse me?! It's not the job of some judge to set the president. That is the citizens of the United States as a whole. And we did. And that man is Barack Obama! (I'm not an Obama fan, just couldn't resist the set up.)

  8. Pics or it didn't happen on 6 Pennsylvania Teens Face Child Porn Charges For Pics of Selves · · Score: -1

    Pics or it didn't happen!!!

  9. Pssssh on Ballmer Sets Loose Windows 7 Public Beta At CES · · Score: -1

    I don't need a new operating system...

    I HAVE VISTA!!! /sarcasm

  10. Re:Lack of Hacker Ethics on Twitter Hack Details Revealed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it any different than finding an unlocked car in the parking lot and opening the door, pushing the door lock, closing the door, and continuing on your merry way?

    I like to do this when I find a car sitting outside a gas station still running.

  11. Re:Family Provide Our Best Stories on Tales From the Support Crypt · · Score: 1, Funny

    When I started college I took the entry level computer class and it had a lot of women who were recently laid off from a sewing factory. The first day an older lady raised her hand and told us she was having a problem with her mouse. Turns out she had it in the floor trying to use it with her foot like a sewing pedal.

  12. Organize a public download on Entire Transcript of RIAA's Only Trial Now Online · · Score: -1

    I think it would be really cool if a big group (1000 or so) of tech saavy people sat out in front of the RIAA headquarters with laptops and downloaded songs from bitorrent and directly shared with each other. They would crap there pants trying to gather names, ip adresses, anything they could from all of the people.

  13. Crazy Indians? on Indian GPS Cartographers Charged As Terrorists · · Score: -1, Troll

    Why are the Native Americans trying to map out everything anyway. The white man has done all of the work already. Are they too good to use a Garmin?

  14. Re:The subs the least of our problems on British Royal Navy Submarines Now Run Windows · · Score: 0

    I find the words Windows and nucular been uttered in the same sentence very disconcerting.

    Fixed that for ya.

  15. Rise in Offshoring on Tech Firms Oppose Union Organizing · · Score: 0

    The only thing a union will do for workers is create less jobs. Unions are all about pumping money from the employers. I agree we should be paid fairly but unions are always extra greedy. Why do you think that most American car companies have started making cars over seas.

    My mother worked in a sewing factory for a jeans company and was in a union. She was making $18 an hour (way too much for an easy skill to learn) in the early nineties to sew because the unions kept forcing the pay rate up. You know what happened? All of the textile factories in this area and most in the nation packed up and moved to Mexico.

    Unions were great when dangerous jobs were causing people to get injured and killed. But now that this problem is taken care of, they no longer serve any other purpose than greed.

    If you'd like to see more of our tech jobs going to India, then a union is a great idea.

  16. Re:Why so? on Sarcasm Useful For Detecting Dementia · · Score: 1, Insightful

    To me, the reason it is considered the lowest form of wit is because that almost anyone of reasonable intellectual capacity can say something in a sarcastic tone and to try and make someone look inferior. It takes a person who is more educated to actually disprove something someone is saying or to point out there flaws in a more graceful manner.

    It's sooo hard to understand, isn't it?

    See?

  17. Re:Speak as a Masshole on Sarcasm Useful For Detecting Dementia · · Score: 0

    I think maybe you are generalizing the South by a single, or perhaps very limited experience. I live in the South and have heard and said that exact expression many times and it was never taken the wrong way.

  18. mccain on Oldest-Known Human Brain Discovered · · Score: 0

    When I read the title I thought this was going to be another McCain joke.

  19. Re:And what happens when the batteries drain? on Energy-Generating Floors To Power Subway Displays In Tokyo · · Score: 1, Funny

    If internet videos have taught me anything (as I'm certainthey have), it's that their are always going to be enough people humping on the subway to power the whole train if they wanted to.

  20. Re:Terrible Idea on Nobel Prize Winning Physicist As Energy Secretary · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How did this get modded insightful. It's a troll if I ever saw one.

  21. Re:I don't understand on Oops! Missed One Fix — Windows Attacks Under Way · · Score: 1

    I don't know. Who would actually use the converter in Wordpad anyway. I honestly didn't even know anything other than notepad was still standard on Windows. I always use Word or notepad for quick things. And I use textpad when doing programming or SQL.

  22. Missing the point on Microsoft Plans VR Simulation of Everything? · · Score: 1

    I think everyone is missing the point. People like to see virtual simulations of places they can't afford/find time to go. Just like 3-d versions of the super bowl stadium, olympic stadium, tourist locations, etc. The point is, build these virtual communities of say Rodeo Drive and when people visit to just look around, hit them with some marketing from the stores. Whether they shop that way, decide to go look at the stores website, or actually visit the place it is just a marketing scheme. Not a way to replace what we already have.

  23. Couldn't have come at a worse time on USPS Server Meltdown · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is sure to piss off a lot of people being between that Thanksgiving and Christmas period. Lets hope nobody that ordered me something is having problems.

  24. Looks like Homer is real. on Maryland Court Weighs Internet Anonymity · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Now it all makes sense. His remark: "one 'of the most dirty and unsanitary-looking food-service places I have seen.'" is obviously because Homer Simpson was in there giving to Lisa and Bart in some sort of orgy. Was this Dunkin' Donuts in Australia, because I think that judge was onto something. Maybe they weren't drawings, but polaroids.

  25. Why do Egyptians need GPS anyway? on Apple Disables Egyptian iPhones' GPS · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't they just look around and figure out which pyramids they are standing between and go from there?