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  1. Re:Steganography on Software To Stop Song Trading · · Score: 1

    Except pot smokers aren't being sued by large corporations for failing to bogart

    Not to nitpick... but wouldn't that be for NOT failing to bogart, or in other words, for recklessly bogarting?

    -b

  2. Re:Great on Brain's Cache Memory Found · · Score: 2, Funny

    Johnny Pneumonic

    Did he have pneumonia, or was he just full of hot air?

    -b

  3. Re:Its not self censorship on AmEx vs. rec.humor.funny · · Score: 1

    Many sites (slashdot excluded) and certain types of client filtering software implement a naive filtering algorithm which block out easily recognized profanities ("fuck", "shit", etc)- perhaps even blocking the whole page or post.

    Ahh, good. So "balls" is a profanity now? So much for kids playing baseb*ll, or learning about housings which use b*ll bearings, or using colloquialisms such as "being on the b*ll". Will we have to start packaging wool in cylindrical shapes or cubes now, instead of selling them in b*lls?

    Jesus.

    I guess we better start censoring other such potentially damaging words as "d*g", "b*by", "t*ble", "toothp*ste" now as well...

    -ben

  4. Re:Timing it right could be tricky on Stoplights to Mete Out Punishment? · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter. This will go over like a lead baloon. Cops don't want people to slow down. How would they raise revenue? If cops really wanted to stop speeders, all they have to do is drive one marked police car though the area at the posted speed limit. No one will pass them. Instead, they hide in alleys and behind bushes waiting to jump out and fine people. Isn't it obvious what their real motivation is?

    Uh. Are cops paid commission on speeding collars? Didn't think so.

    And you're right, driving a marked car at the speed limit would probably work... for the couple of minutes in the particular area where that car was driving through.

    It would be cool though if there were such thing as a Traffic Enforcement car, and then made legal for anyone to deck out their own cars as such...

    -ben

  5. Re:If it's the last "w" that's causing the problem on Lindows Agreeing to Change Name · · Score: 1

    ...and then they could make the OS part real big and claim it's Wind OS. To highlight that the real name is really Wind they could have a grassy hill as the background with blue sky and fluffy clouds being blown about.

    Of course, the whole slashdot communty could have a field day saying "WindOS really blows!" but, hey, you can't have everything.

    A field day, eh? :)

    -b

  6. Re:Thing is... on Pioneer Electron Beam DVD · · Score: 2, Funny

    It sucked because the drive wasn't in a vaccume

    Don't you have that backwards?

    -b

  7. Re:The loophole on Music Industry Loses In Canadian Downloading Case · · Score: 1

    However, downloaders be warned: the music industry will now proceed to actually participate in copyright infringement by downloading those shared songs or otherwise monitoring the downloads of those shared songs. The "my songs are shared out but were not actually downloaded" argument might not work next time.

    Ok, so when the RIAA or somebody happens to download my personally recorded and produced recordings without authorization, I can just counter-sue em back, hmm?

    -b

  8. Re:Payback on Intel Plans CPU Naming Change · · Score: 1

    In the future, your computer will:
    1) Be a mammal.
    2) Fight ALL the time.
    3) Flip out and kill people.


    You might not be so far off with #1: mammals.org

    -ben

  9. Re:Kudos, but... on Making IE Standards Compliant · · Score: 1

    Microsoft ought to be ashamed.

    Of course they oughtn't be ashamed. If having done so would have made them more cash, well then, yes. But clearly not.

    (Yeah, I agree with you in principle, but the reality is that Microsoft's only goal is to make money. They are a corporation.)

    -ben

  10. Re:Oh! Oh! I know who it will be ... on SCO Says They'll Sue A Linux User Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    Does that mean the Pope is using .va linux?

    -b

  11. Re:The question is... on Google to Launch Free Mail Service? · · Score: 1

    digitally handicapped individuals

    They have broken fingers?

    -b

  12. Re:Spam filtering on New Method of Spam Filtering · · Score: 1

    How about this, then. It is a good idea because:

    • It filters spam
    • Shiny things
    • Etc.

    :D

  13. Re:Levies already! on Canadian Recording Industry Goes After P2P Users · · Score: 1

    The music player levy has been in effect for a couple of months now. There is a $25 surcharge on all iPods, for example. See Apple store Canada and note the red text.

    -ben

  14. Re:Priot art (Amiga) on TVI to Sue Over MS Autoplay Feature · · Score: 1

    Yeah? Yeah? Well, my A500 did that back in *1987*. ;)

    -b

  15. Re:You win, don't pay on "DVD-Jon" Demands Compensation · · Score: 1

    Well, maybe my money would have been, but my time would still have been wasted. I'd rather do productive things than sit in a courtroom. :)

  16. Re:You win, don't pay on "DVD-Jon" Demands Compensation · · Score: 1

    I believe that's the way it works here in Canada.

    (But having had no court experience, thankfully, I'm not certain.)

  17. X.com and Xfree86 on X.org and XFree86 Reform · · Score: 1

    So PayPal has adoped Xfree86? Remarkable!

    ...oh, that's x.org, my bad.

  18. Re:28 countries exempt on U.S. Begins Digital Fingerprinting In Airports · · Score: 1

    If I was planning to die onboard an aircraft I was about to hijack, I don't think I would see the point in trying to hide my identity for people after the fact.

  19. Re:Blooper? on Interview with Peter Jackson on LoTR Bloopers · · Score: 1

    Yeah, too bad the Barenaked Ladies suck. :)

    Matt Mays is pretty good too. I don't have any of his stuff but I saw him play here back in the spring. I should fetch some. Haven't heard of Wintersleep, but I will keep my eyes peeled.

    Maybe you've heard of Thrush Hermit... they were briefly distributed by Elektra (I think?) some years ago. Plaskett was the front man from that band, and has since gone on to do his own thing. His songwriting is excellent, and if you like the CD, you should see him live.

    -ben

  20. Re:Blooper? on Interview with Peter Jackson on LoTR Bloopers · · Score: 1

    the Oscars will become irrelevant

    Oh, they weren't already?

    I guess that's like me saying "if Joel Plaskett doesn't win a Billboard award, maybe that incestual self-congratulatory kiss-fest will become irrelevant."

    Nobody's forcing you to care about useless shit. Me, I've never watched the Oscars; I prefer to go out and watch decent films, then rave to my friends about them.

    -ben

  21. Re:Or gauging the Canadian consumer will continue. on Canadians [Will] Pay Levy on MP3 Players - Updated · · Score: 1

    The Canadian prices for iPods are $439, $579, and $729 for 10GB, 20GB and 40GB iPods, respectively.

    Not any more! Post-ruling, they've all now jumped by $25. Yeeeouch!

    -ben

  22. Re:Power Tools? on Linux Power Tools · · Score: 1

    True. It evokes images of using rotary saws and drills to [dis]assemble Linux boxen. :D

    -b

  23. Re:Pressure to Respond Quickly on Remail: IBM is Reinventing Email · · Score: 1

    If you want an immediate response, get off your fat ass and come to my office.

    This raises an interesting idea in my mind.

    If or when such time comes as I am managing a company of several employees, I may well be inclined to mandate that physical fitness (not to mention good self-esteem) be required attributes for potential hires.

    Why? So that people are inclined to get up, walk around, and give a shit about each other (and therefore work more productively).

    -ben

  24. Re:This is hardly new on Fake ATM Fraud Expose · · Score: 1

    Very true.

    Frank Abagnale wrote about this (and many other fascinating techniques) in his 2002 book The Art of the Steal. Great read.

    -ben

  25. Re:500 Hz @ 900MHz 1ppm on Japanese Train Sets A Speed Record Of 581 kph · · Score: 1

    However, most high speed trains are moving to having a cell on the train itself, which then links to the landline system via a dedicated link from train to land.

    And... what form does that dedicated link take? A big long cable strewn beneath the train running between Osaka and Tokyo? :)

    If not, doesn't it come back to the same issues raised by the original poster?

    -ben