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  1. Re:Doubt it.. on World of Warcraft Duping Bug Found · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Bezos patented the idea. Slashdot is "prior art."

    "It's an interesting observation that there is more circumstantial evidence to suggest all Christians are paedophiles than there is to suggest all Muslims are terrorists."
    - daani

  2. Re:Culture is for Bacteria. on AI Allowed to Create Their Own Culture · · Score: 1
    BINGO!

    Simulation is never duplication - only modelling.

    An engineer's model may well be close enough "to get the job done." This I agree with. But I don't believe that real consiousness is located in my "mind" or "brain" - any more than I think that George W. Bush is located "in" my television.

    We are beyond our own understanding. So cargo-cults like Christianity and Strong AI are constructed.

  3. Re:Culture is for Bacteria. on AI Allowed to Create Their Own Culture · · Score: 1
    Dolphins have intelligence and awareness.

    So do rats.

    If you don't believe or have awareness of some trancendant, creative divinity...

  4. Re:Culture is for Bacteria. on AI Allowed to Create Their Own Culture · · Score: 1
    Ahhh.

    I must confess myself to be an Idealist - in the Platonic sense of the term. I suspect that human existance in the world more resembles a model like "The Matrix" - a shadowy projection from unseen sources - than it does a fascinating watchworks.

  5. Re:Culture is for Bacteria. on AI Allowed to Create Their Own Culture · · Score: 1
    Searle - much of what he proposes can be summed up in his "Chinese Room" simulation.

    He's pretty good at this. He's on to something - but if you need maths to prove that a pile of dictionaries don't posess consoiusness, let alone a spirit....

  6. Re:Culture is for Bacteria. on AI Allowed to Create Their Own Culture · · Score: 2, Informative
    Bad at introspection means "cannot determine valid input" for a system.

    That's if the fundamentalist materialists are even correct.

  7. Culture is for Bacteria. on AI Allowed to Create Their Own Culture · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'll say it again.

    Culture is for bacteria.

    There! That just feels better, to get off my chest. And by the way - there is no such thing as AI. Combining an infinite series of light-switches will never produce conciousness. Eliza is a game that can fool you, but it could never fool itself.

  8. Dammned by Faint Praise Dept. on Doom Movie Might Not Be Terrible · · Score: 1
    Amazing! A movie base don a plotless, continual barrage of gunfire might not be an unwatchable trainwreck! "Alien" meets "Kelly's Heroes"!

    This just in, all shit doesn't stink so bad that you are forced to evacuate the vicinity for at least fourty second!

  9. Squid For Breakfast again? Tastes like Troll to me on Conquering the LaGrange Points? · · Score: 2, Funny
    [ ] Establish "branding" with new, LaGrange salad cream.

    [ ] Create confusion by referring to Intel's CPU isolation and privilege strategy as LaGrange

    [ ] Suggest renaming these imaginary, 3D coordinates the "Delarge" points - in honor of Alex from "A Clockwork Orange"

    [ ] Mmmmmmm! Tasty fairy-cake!

    [ ] Bend over, and kiss your asteroid goodbye.

  10. Re:Opening up a new world of TLDs on EU Domain Registries & ICANN · · Score: 1

    .hick
    .bubba
    .ghost
    .cracker
    .peckerwood
    .honkey
    .unapersonabianca

  11. Re:Give the money back to the consumers, not AMD! on EU Officials Raid Intel Offices · · Score: 1
    I'm a BIG deal GOVERNMENT! I can do ANYTHING to Intel I WANT!

  12. Re:Give the money back to the consumers, not AMD! on EU Officials Raid Intel Offices · · Score: 1
    Intel's real mistake is that they are essential to the industries involved in t=he false "war-on-terror". I like to call them the "Media-Terror-Industrial-Complex".

    This is the covert effort to get Intel in thier game, not as a side-player, but instead a wholly-owned subsidiary. LaGrande will be making all of us shoot the Alcoa stock through the roof, before this is done playing out.

  13. Short horn on Sony drops Router Functions from PS3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sony will drop features until the PS3 specs are identical with those of Windows Codename Longhorn.

  14. Re:Thats evolution for you on Man-Made Fire Blamed for Australian Extinctions · · Score: 1
    If the Biosphere of the Earth can be likened to a giant cell, then within it, humans function as a lysosome. If this is likened, instead, to a giant organism - then humans function as a metastatic cancer.

    Not dissimilarly to the analogous functions of the United States in world politics, Wal*Mart in retaul economics or Microsoft in the world of software sales.

  15. Re:NOT THE FRENCH!!!!! on France to Be Site of World's First Nuclear Fusion · · Score: 1

    I wish I kew who you were, to "friend" you.

  16. Re:That's great and all on Google Toolbar for Firefox Released · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Gee. I want ALL my software vendors to inject spyware into my browser as a component!

  17. Re:definitely go with Redhat on Novell Linux Desktop 9 Vs. Redhat Enterprise WS? · · Score: 2, Informative
    I always had 3rd party package and compilation problems on SuSE. If you wanted to select from their recipie, it was the best thing going. Try and "roll your own", then you wondered why it was made so non-obvious.

    I hope this has changed in a year as Novell - but I'm guessing prolly not.

  18. Re:[OT]:Re:priorities on OSS Web-based File Management? · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Ok.

    Here is your knife, and there is the baby. Protect our National Interest!

  19. Re:priorities on OSS Web-based File Management? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You are either against the killing of innocents, or you are against us.

  20. Re:priorities on OSS Web-based File Management? · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Don't forget the middle-class families in downtown Baghdad, who used to have running water, electricity and police protection, but now exchanged these for "freedom", along with the lives of their aunties and and baby sisters.

  21. Re:Transparency on Longhorn Preview · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Virtual Desktop paging is always crappy in Win. Why this is so hard to get right (30 different developers can't ALL be wrong...) I just don't knoe.

    Remember HP Dashboard on Win3.xx? It was a CDE-ish panel for Win and OS/2. They included alot of the HP NewWave object goodies, and WORKING desktop pagers. Borland/Starfish bought this, and now 'tis gone.

    I have been trying out "True Launch Bar", which threatens to turn XP's Explorer into Kicker. The nag banner is enough for me to reject it, though.

    Also, how about a TASKBAR that can be repositioned INDEPENDANT of the menu/tray? I want this in a band across the top, with Start/systray/clock at the bottom. Longhorn builds are still nowhere in this dept.

    Longhorn is now NVidiahorn. All it really offers is candy, with little configuration option.

  22. Re:Microsoft is now irrelevent on Ballmer: 'We'll catch Google' · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Uhhhh... They had wheels in 1964!

  23. Re:Microsoft is now irrelevent on Ballmer: 'We'll catch Google' · · Score: 1, Interesting

    MS can add a Google-sized company every year, and, at that rate, experience less than 6% annual growth. In terms of assets and market, this is a BIG company. MS is not GM. More like GE.

  24. Re:Log size? on DOJ Wants ISPs to Retain All Customer Records · · Score: 1

    Everybody's log data - ever?

  25. Re:Log size? on DOJ Wants ISPs to Retain All Customer Records · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Yeah.

    They are looking for needles?
    Make BIGGER haystacks.

    Tor, now than ever.