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  1. Re:Hi Lo? on Casinos Warn iPhone Card-Counting App is Illegal · · Score: 0, Funny

    They d-d-definitely, d-definitely could definitely have called it that.

  2. This app is for those of us... on Casinos Warn iPhone Card-Counting App is Illegal · · Score: -1

    ...that are too stupid to keep track of cards in your head.

    Either way, you're still going to get kicked out of the casino and/or beaten to death.

  3. Re:Digital Gangsters are... on Twitter Hack Details Revealed · · Score: -1

    Oh, c'mon. They're responsible for those Miley Cyrus pictures. Who doesn't love them for that?

  4. Hmmm... on FreeBSD 7.1 Released · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    A significant improvement on a crappy OS is still a crappy OS. No flame intended, but really... who uses FreeBSD anymore?

  5. Re:Don't underestimate them... on Nanocar Wins Top Science Award · · Score: -1

    That's assuming you're following the Sarah Connor Chronicles timeline, which is obviously a shoddy fallacy created by shoddy writers of a shoddy TV series.

    Shoddy.

  6. Re:I for one... on Nanocar Wins Top Science Award · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I fail to see the likeness between non-intelligent, non-replicating nanocars, and the Replicators.

    Sure, they're both self-assembling machines, in a way, but the nanocars lack the communication between each car, and they don't have any way to digest materials and replicate.

    And even then, these things carry payloads, they don't form objects by themselves. RTFA.

  7. I hate MTS... on Hacked Business Owner Stuck With $52k Phone Bill · · Score: -1

    Even though I'm an MTS Authorized Dealer... Yesterday, I went to a customer's business to check why their internet isn't working.

    Their router wasn't the cause of it, because when I connected the modem directly to a computer (multiple computers, in fact, just in case their NICs didn't work) and tried to connect using the built-in XP Dialer, it wouldn't work. So I phoned MTS (CALL-MTS [225-5687]) the res internet line, because businesses here get the residential plan because of the cheaper cost. Of course, the hold time is 40-60 minutes, and I'm off duty in 20.

    So I get the business owner to call MTS and schedule a callback for herself. I told her to tell MTS that an MTS Authorized Dealer had already tried the direct connection and that it was most likely a defective modem.

    I come back the next day, and she tells me that the guys at MTS told her it was a router issue. So just to humor her, I replace her router with a brand new one. Nothing. I replace her modem with a brand new one. Nothing.

    I got pissed off and got another tech to come in to take a look at it. They just phoned back to say they think they have the problem figured out and that they'll have it done in 10 minutes. That was 40 minutes ago.

    MTS will *not* take the blame for ANYTHING. I've got shitloads of stories just like this one. I could write a fucking book...

    Just don't ask me about our competitor's practices and how much of a douche he is. I could write a 14-book series on that subject...

  8. Re:Battery development on my tax money?? on US Corps Want $1B From Gov't For Battery Factory · · Score: 1, Funny

    Battery development... on your tax money? It's more likely than you think.

  9. Truth! on Recession Pushes IT To Find New Value In Old Gear · · Score: 0

    We just got in a crapload of refurbs with fairly decent specs, in the last week we've sold about 75 out of about 100 of them. They come with no OS, so the people are free to choose whether they want us to install an OS (read: Windows XP) or just give them the box with no OS... It's so sad though. We've had customers come in requesting us to put various distros of Linux on the refurbs, but our sales reps have apparently been told by the higher-ups that we're not allowed to - that's probably because I'm the only one here in this damned company that knows *anything* about Linux - although if someone request a FreeBSD install, I'm going to tell them to blow it out their ass. ^_^

  10. Hmm, sounds familiar... on Microsoft Plans VR Simulation of Everything? · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Second Life, anyone?

  11. Re:Let's cut the conspiracy theory on When Teachers Are Obstacles To Linux In Education · · Score: 0, Funny

    You do realize you just compared preference of operating systems to religions and races, right? Let's just start invoking Godwin's Law and say that the teacher is the Hitler of IT, and is starting the Linux Holocaust.

  12. Re:What if everyone got a piece? on Canadian Groups Call For Massive Net Regulation · · Score: 0, Funny

    Uh, c'mon... Who here has ever really paid for porn?

  13. Finally! on Amazon Launches Public Data Sets To Spur Research · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I have somewhere I can store the index of my massive porn collection. Thanks, Amazon!

  14. Re:Nice accident... on Accident Could Lead To Better Digital Cameras · · Score: 0, Funny

    Oh trust me, those other three things have sexual applications. ;)

  15. Re:screenviagra wtf ? on Folding Screen For Mobile Phones Unveiled · · Score: 1, Funny

    want a bigger scr33n? ur in luck! get scr33nvigara cheap from our supliers!!!11!

  16. Re:Reformat content? on Apple Sued Over iPhone Browser · · Score: 0

    Henceforth why any user should validate their code through W3C's Markup Validation if they're wanting to display it on a mobile browser of any kind.

  17. Re:And then it becomes self-aware on DARPA's IBM-Led Neural Network Project Seeks To Imitate Brain · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Don't forget eating too much and throwing up on the floor, shedding components, chewed-on plants...

  18. I'm a huge pirate... on RICO Class Action Against RIAA In Missouri · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here RIAA RIAA RIAA. Come and get me and my 200+ gigabytes of stolen music.

  19. Mmm... on A Web App For Real-Time Collaborative Writing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally, a cross-platform version of Mulitplayer Notepad!

  20. If she gets canned... on Lori Drew Cyber-Bullying Trial Begins · · Score: 1

    millions of emo kids everywhere with suicidal tendencies will start suing their parents for 'torturous acts'.

  21. I've only got one thing to say... on E=mc^2 Verified In Quantum Chromodynamic Calculation · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    ... no shit, sherlock.

  22. Re:Jet tehcnology can't do it ever on MIT and NASA Designing Silent Aircraft · · Score: 2, Funny

    The truth is out there.

  23. Uh... on The Neurological Basis of Con Games · · Score: 5, Funny

    How we can we know this article is truthful? Can we really trust the author? He's a con man, after all.

  24. Re:Heh on HP's Fury At Vista Capable Downgrade · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, that's "Microsoft Works".

  25. Re:DRA-MA on HP's Fury At Vista Capable Downgrade · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'd say it's a bit more like preschool. I didn't do much finger-pointing and tattling in high school.