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  1. I, for one... on NASA Probe Reveals More Detail In Pluto's Complex Surface · · Score: 1

    ... welcome our new Plutonian overlords..

  2. MMMmmmmm....placenty.... on Placenta Eating Offers No Benefit To Mom · · Score: 1

    Placentas. Is there nothing they can't do?

  3. For the curious... on Google Shuts Down Map Maker Following Hacks · · Score: 5, Informative
  4. The three people in west virginia... on W. Virginia Bans Direct Tesla Sales, With Urging of Car-Dealer Senate President · · Score: 1

    ...who could afford a Tesla are going to be real disappointed.

  5. So we all can take a crack at it..... on Former HP CEO Carly Fiorina Near Launching Presidential Bid · · Score: 1

    How to Become President http://www.wikihow.com/Become-...

  6. Awesome a-power! on Why It's Almost Impossible To Teach a Robot To Do Your Laundry · · Score: 1

    Hello American Investor, I see you are interested in distributing Mr. Sparkle in your home prefecture. You have chosen wisely. -- Mr. Sparkle, a joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern.

  7. It won't fill the hole you feel inside. on Samsung Officially Unpacks Galaxy S6 and Galaxy S6 Edge At MWC · · Score: 1

    Only love can fill the hole.

  8. Do you have to be same sex and race? on Surgeon: First Human Head Transplant May Be Just Two Years Away · · Score: 1

    Cause if not, I can finally live my dream ..

  9. We must teach it to seek out... on Machine Intelligence and Religion · · Score: 1

    Slack!

  10. Easy... on Ask Slashdot: How Can Technology Improve the Judicial System? · · Score: 1

    ... don't get caught.

  11. No matter where you go... on Inside the Mind of a Schizophrenic Through Virtual Reality · · Score: 1

    ...there you are.

  12. Re:Leave Oliver Alone! on Jon Stewart Leaving 'The Daily Show' · · Score: 0

    I used to think Oliver was lame. Now I know Stewart just kept a muzzle on him. Oliver is my new Personal Jesus.

  13. Re:Replacement Co-Anchors on Jon Stewart Leaving 'The Daily Show' · · Score: 1

    You are joking, right? Up until those two, the normal pattern of progression was (1) use the daily show to hone your talent (2) move onto better gig. The fact that are still there speaks volumes about their talent.

  14. Re:List includes Phil Collins, David Bowie on HSBC Banking Leak Shows Tax Avoidance, Dealings With Criminals · · Score: 1

    Phil Collins must first be put on trial for his crimes against music (and then sentenced to the Phantom Zone).

  15. To Serve Man on DARPA-Funded Robots Learning To Cook By Watching YouTube Videos · · Score: 0

    It's a cookbook!

  16. Can we get rid of guns too? on Police Organization Wants Cop-Spotting Dropped From Waze App · · Score: 0

    They also seemed to be used a lot in committing crimes.

  17. It's called ... on Disney Turned Down George Lucas's Star Wars Scripts · · Score: 0

    ... a moment of clarity. Somebody give him his chip.

  18. Re:Sears & Roebuck? on Librarians: The Google Before Google · · Score: 0

    The Wish Book came in August. By December it was dog-eared from making your list. You can see them here: http://www.wishbookweb.com/

  19. ATMOS Says... on Jaguar and Land Rover Just Created Transparent Pillars For Cars · · Score: 0

    "You have reached your final destination."

  20. Album is best for breaking up bud on. on Vinyl Record Pressing Plants Struggle To Keep Up With Demand · · Score: 0

    Hands down. Just ask anyone whose ever tried to break up bud on a CD cover.

  21. Who Ya Gonna Call? on Robot Makes People Feel Like a Ghost Is Nearby · · Score: 0

    During the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

  22. Money Well Spent on Rosetta Probe Reveals What a Comet Smells Like · · Score: 0

    Finally answering the age old question.

  23. Remember your cardio... on Positive Ebola Test In Second Texas Health Worker · · Score: 0

    ..don't be a hero and always double-tap.

  24. I hate every ape I see... on Chimpanzee "Personhood" Is Back In Court · · Score: 1

    ...from chimpan-a to chimpan-zee!

  25. Remember the Rules on After Dallas Ebola Diagnosis, CDC Raises Estimate of Patient's Possible Contacts · · Score: 0

    1."Cardio" 2."Double tap" 3."Beware of bathrooms" 4."Seatbelts" 6."Cast iron skillet" 7."Travel light" 8."Get a kickass partner" 12."Bounty paper towels" 15."Bowling Ball" 17."Don't be a Hero" 18."Limber up" 19."Ziploc bags" 21."Avoid strip clubs" 22."When in doubt, know your way out" 29."The buddy system" 31."Check the back seat" 32."Enjoy the little things" 33."Swiss army knife" 34."Clean socks" 48."Hygiene" 49."Always have backup"