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  1. Re:Am I the only one... on What to Do With a $99 Wall Wart Linux Server · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We had this discussion in February. mcgrew (92797) said:

    I hope they sell them at Wal-mart. A Wal-mart Wall-Wart would be cool!

    Imagine a beowolf cluster of OW!! OW!! STOP HITTING ME!!!

    In fact, I was secretly hoping they'll recreate that particular thread here, word for word.

  2. Re:You laugh, but look at this on How Google's High Speed Book Scanner De-Warps Pages · · Score: 1

    When I continued reading, a sentence entered my mind suddenly:

    Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet ...

  3. Re:Why? on How Google's High Speed Book Scanner De-Warps Pages · · Score: 1

    In a clandestine operation, Googol has launched a covert operation deep into the hearts of Gatus and Joba's sorcery libraries...

  4. Re:Patent!!??!! on How Google's High Speed Book Scanner De-Warps Pages · · Score: 1

    Smiley? You have smileyware on your computer? You don't belong to Slashdot, out out you go! :)

  5. Re:Google Scan My One-Of Book on How Google's High Speed Book Scanner De-Warps Pages · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think OP meant the book was 200 years old.

    Of course if OP is over 200 years old, we'd have to ask: What the heck is he doing fishing all the time??

  6. Re:Safe Enough on Hosting a Highly Inflammatory Document? · · Score: 1

    a large sock in the trousers wouldn't hurt either.

    The national database - they have measurements on socks in my trousers too??

    think misdirection.

    Think I can use this technique on the ladies I meet?

  7. Re:Well, since we're all wondering.... on Hosting a Highly Inflammatory Document? · · Score: 1

    3. zip it, label it as the latest Britney single and put it on limewire or rapidshare

    Hooray for the people who download and keep these documents, all 2 of these people!

  8. Re:Yes on Is a $72.5m Opening Weekend Enough For Star Trek? · · Score: 1

    What's unnerving is fans who think they have some right to dictate the direction of Star Trek.

    Well, fans do watch Star Trek on TV on free-to-air channels, and the producers somehow get their money, so of course fans have full rights to dictate how Star Trek should be like!

  9. Re:You're looking at it backwards... on NSA Wages Cyberwar Against US Armed Forces Teams · · Score: 1

    Cadets truly aren't more than horny 21 year-olds (I was a cadet... trust me I know!

    I've just watched Star Trek. I think you right-on. (Woooohooo! Female cadets wearing micro-skirts and showing off their legs!!)

    Very insightful comment by the way. It's also a complete turnabout from Clifford Stoll's "nobody taking responsibility" era 20 years ago.

  10. Poorly funded FOSS vs well funded Proprietary on NSA Wages Cyberwar Against US Armed Forces Teams · · Score: 1

    ... SELinux simply gets Linux to the point that it's technically as secure as Windows ... Microsoft has enough control over Windows to theoretically improve on this, but I don't believe it's possible for Linux to exceed the security level it's at without scrapping the kernel ...

    You've just brought up an interesting discussion:

    Can a poorly-funded open source software become as secure as a well-funded proprietary software?

    Woah! I've just became flamebait! Goodbye, mod points, I'll miss you.

  11. Re:first post! on Is a $72.5m Opening Weekend Enough For Star Trek? · · Score: 1

    It ... lots of flash.

    And some leggy flesh too. *drooling again*

  12. Re:OMG on Baby Monitors Killing Urban Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    Exactly. I have no children, they insensitive clods!

    But I have many wives. They're called Athlon, Celeron, and so on ...

  13. Re:Tiny? on Tata Building $7,800 Apartments in Mumbai · · Score: 1

    Is your roommate female? *drooling*

  14. Re:A twenty year old Twinhead Subnote on A Look Back At the World's First Netbook · · Score: 1

    Sorry, that was a joke. On rereading it I realized it sounded offensive. Sorry about that.

    Your Twinhead Subnote is cool. Really.

  15. Re:A twenty year old Twinhead Subnote on A Look Back At the World's First Netbook · · Score: 1

    Cool ...

    Can I load Trumpet Winsock Dialer and Netscape 2.0 on it?

    I don't mind Telix or Procomm Plus too ...

  16. Re:Yeah, they were pretty sweet. on A Look Back At the World's First Netbook · · Score: 1

    But you'll only get the linux Acer Aspire One when you pry it from my cold, dead hands...:-)

    That's okay, I'll use my Linux Sony Vaio P netbook (1.4 pounds) instead.

    (Looking at my empty pockets and long nose ...)

  17. Re:Yeah, they were pretty sweet. on A Look Back At the World's First Netbook · · Score: 1

    it was definitely a conversation-starter. If you pulled it out in a public place you'd have questions from everyone around you.

    You'd also have to be handsome too.

    I'm short, fat, ugly, and I carry an Eee 901 white. Nobody has ever approached me.

    I wonder if I paste pink flowers on it ...

  18. Re:I miss the old SCO on US Trustee Asks To Send SCO Into Chapter 7 · · Score: 2, Informative

    There was a point in time when there was an SCO ... that actually focused on technology. ... They also made some products in their Tarentella line which was a port of the Microsoft SMB stack ...

    I'm pretty sure I misunderstood you, and you knew more than me. But in case there's any confusion:

    • The "old SCO" that produced the Tarentella was renamed to Tarantella, Inc. in 2001, and was bought by Sun Microsystems in 2005.
    • The present "SCO Group" was formerly Caldera, renamed to The SCO Group in 2002.

    I think you're quite right - Caldera simply wanted to use the good "SCO" name for their greedy purposes.

    Credits to schon (31600) for writing an easy-to-understand message.

  19. Re:Save Their Publications on US Trustee Asks To Send SCO Into Chapter 7 · · Score: 1

    Like the fortune epigrams?

  20. Re:You're wrong. on US Trustee Asks To Send SCO Into Chapter 7 · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up, cleared my confusion, thanks.

    Santa Cruz Operation (renamed to Tarantella, Inc. in 2001)

    SCO Group (renamed from Caldera in 2002)

  21. Re:the solution is to upgrade to GPL 3 on Is Apache Or GPL Better For Open-Source Business? · · Score: 1

    The only thing I can contribute is a link:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_free_software_licences

    Hope it moves the discussion forward.

  22. Re:"unprintable expletive" on Russian Manned Space Vehicle May Land With Rockets · · Score: 1

    5- Mother (for Chinese insults) (sometimes plus other elders too)

  23. Exercises on IE6 on IE8 Released As Critical Update For XP · · Score: 1

    Golf - rage, and breaking clubs on your thighs.

    Boxing - rage, and breaking rib cages on your thighs.

    Driving a Vw Golf car - road rage, and breaking piggy banks (wallets) on your thighs. (Disclaimer: I love Volkswagen cars. I just can't afford them!)

  24. RFC 0401 on Papers Sealed In Class Action Against RIAA · · Score: 1

    The Troll Flag in the Slashdot Message

    Abstract

    Moderators, readers, writers, and the like often have difficulty distinguishing between posts that have trollish intent and those that are merely unusual. We define a troll flag in the Slashdot message as a means of distinguishing the two cases.

  25. Re:You Can't Fight the Internet on California Family Fights For Privacy, Relief From Cyber-Harassment · · Score: 1

    gavron,

    I didn't realize so many people will reply to you and continue challenging you. I understand you're merely stating your VIEWPOINT and OPINION, and I was just seeking clarification. I hope all the extra challenges don't upset you.

    Once again, thank you again for your time and effort in your replies.

    - troll8901 (ironic - I didn't intend to troll)