User: Andrewkov

Re:Isn't this universal?

On: Information Rage Coming Soon To an Office Near You

And these same people take 40% of their sick days on Mondays and Fridays. The bastards.

Re:How Angle answers their questions before they a

On: AP Proposes ASCAP-Like Fees For the News

He got better, though.

Motorcycle

On: Bicycle Thief Barred From Using Encryption

timothy, RTFA.

Re:No Pirate, a Thief

On: Pirate Electrician Supplied Power To 1,500 Homes

Although the wooden leg would be a good insulator.

Re:MS is hurting

On: Media Loves Apple and Its Army of Fans

I think most people would be happy if they could reliably make calls on their iPhone at this point.

Re:NachoLibreOffice

On: OpenOffice.org Declares Independence From Oracle, Becomes LibreOffice

These are my recreation clothes.

Re:I don't get it...

On: Bookmark Synchronizer Xmarks Hangs Up Their Hats

Doesn't everyone just stick a hidden html file on their web server with all their favorite links? I've been doing this for like 10 years.

Re:Not Segway-related

On: Segway UK Boss Dies After Driving Off Cliff

Terminal velocity is pretty fast..

Rentals..

On: Blockbuster Files For Bankruptcy

So does this mean I have to return my outstanding movies or what?

Re:Here let me fix that for you

On: Twitter Suffers Web Interface Exploit

So abstinence is the best way to avoid viruses?

Re:This just in!

On: Google Engineer Spied On Teen Users

The scary thing about Google is that they have all my email, my calendar, they know where I live due to streetview (they have my wireless router's mac address), they have my website data due to Google Analytics, and they have all my search queries. Of course it's my fault for using one company for all these services, but I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Re:What did he call him?

On: UK Teen Banned From US Over Obscene Obama Email

He should have called him a wanker and then gotten away with it.

Yay!

On: World's First Transcontinental Anesthesia

This is fantastic!! Now we can outsource all anesthesiologists to India and reduce the costs of healthcare for everyone!

After all, it worked great for call centers and programmers!

Re:I've never understood why they fight this...

On: IOS 4.1 Jailbroken Already

I really need a car analogy to understand this better..

Re:Fixed it for you

On: Flawed iTunes Stands Out Among Apple's Products

I always thought the first rule of Slashdot is that you don't talk about Slashdot. It's also the second rule.

Where am I?

On: Pentagon Selects Companies To Build Flying Humvees

Did I accidentally get redirected to The Onion?

Huh?

On: .Net On Android Is Safe, Says Microsoft

Define "safe".

Re:Not just iTunes and games...

On: PR Firm Settles With FTC On Fake Game Reviews

There's an app for that?

Re:Why has no one taken this thread seriously...

On: Look-Alike Tubes Lead To Hospital Deaths

So nursing is just like every other profession then..

Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell

On: Windows 95 Turns 15

He was being sarcastic..

Re:Yeshua Cottontail vs. La Cucaracha

On: RIAA Wants 'Net Neutrality' To Include Filtering

In fairness to roaches, that's pretty much my entire agenda also.

Re:Lycos part deux

On: Intel Buys McAfee

I work for a company that's in the top 20 of the fotune 500 list, and we're rolling out McAfee right now.. Not my decision, but large companies are using it.

Re:Alien Versus Predator

On: Microsoft Silverlight 4 vs. Adobe Flash 10.1

Which one would you choose? That's like asking if you would prefer a punch in the face or a kick in the groin.

Choices

On: Microsoft Silverlight 4 vs. Adobe Flash 10.1

Choose the one that works on all mobile devices including iPads and iPhones.

Re:Oh, really

On: "Choose Your Own Adventure" On Your iPhone

English?