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  1. Re:Take the train on Cops Will Soon ID You Via Your Roof Rack (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Oh cool, maybe we'll get gun control then

  2. Take the train on Cops Will Soon ID You Via Your Roof Rack (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    problem solved.

  3. Re:Apple's already got your money on Growing Petition Requests Apple Recall MacBook Pro With 'Defective Keyboard' (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    Do you have the link for nuking all of the advertising and spying out of the Start Menu and OS in general?

  4. Get the fuck out of the Tech Center man. Real Denver is cool as shit.

  5. Re:I wonder if FB will de-monetize... on Facebook is Talking About Expanding Its TV-like Service, Watch, Into a Rival To YouTube (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Lol that anyone is seeing ads on YouTube to begin with

  6. Lol slashdot doesnâ(TM)t support Unicode in TYOOL 2018

  7. Re: Publishers... on Cloudflare Is Liable For Pirate Sites and Has No Safe Harbor, Publisher Says (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I believe the relevant quote is:

    âoeIt is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.â

  8. Re:Not odd at all ... on Belgium Ends 19th-Century Telegram Service (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    In 2-5 years, I bet one or both of Snapchat and Instagram will not exist either.

    I'll take that bet for any amount, but you won't put up.

    I think you're too busy bitching about millennials to realize how big these products have gotten. They might not be the hottest thing on the block in 5 years, but they'll exist. See Sears and Myspace.

  9. Jesus Christ on Google Wants Progressive Web Apps To Replace Chrome Apps (androidpolice.com) · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Jesus Christ just compile the damn code for each plaform so I can run it locally!

  10. Lol I'll just bail on Ads May Soon Stalk You on TV Like They Do on Your Facebook Feed (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    And I'm at peace with that. I'll start learning how to play the guitar or something with my limited time on earth.

  11. Yeah this update nuked Classic Theme Restorer for me and there was all kinds of ugliness and "Pocket" buttons, and my new tabs are going to some sort of rich portal instead of about:blank.

    Do you know if they have any plans to update that extension? I'm willing to wrangle Firefox into something usable here if the promised performance improvements are actually there.

  12. Re:Paging Ric Romero (again . . . ) on Google Docs Is Randomly Flagging Files for Violating Its Terms of Service (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    "You are incapable of making good chocolate chip cookies"

    "Why?"

    "Because if you make a delicious batch of chocolate chip cookies, these fat greedy men in suits will piss all over it"

    May be the truth, but it's not an argument against my baking ability. Nationalize it and jail the fat greedy men for pissing all over the rest of our cookies.

  13. Re:Paging Ric Romero (again . . . ) on Google Docs Is Randomly Flagging Files for Violating Its Terms of Service (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Nationalize that shit homey

  14. Re:Guillotine time. on 'The Second Gilded Age Is Upon Us' (theguardian.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Everyone is involved in job creation. If I steal a car tonight I'm contributing towards a lot of jobs in a lot of diferent industries -- criminal justice, law, insurance, auto repair/manufacture.

    It's a pointless phrase invented to make the ulta-rich feel better about themselves.

  15. Re:Is there a safe place to short BTC? on Bitcoin Prices Surge Past $5,000 Three Weeks After Passing $4,000 (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    The answer appears to be 'no'.

  16. Is there a safe place to short BTC? on Bitcoin Prices Surge Past $5,000 Three Weeks After Passing $4,000 (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    Asking for a friend.

    Not safe in terms of the volatility or the bet going bad, that's risk I'd be happy to assume. But if the bet goes good, a place where you can cash out 5+ digits of actual money without being raped on fees or a risk of some rando website shutting down and taking your real money with it?

  17. Re: Time to plant trees on Alaska's Permafrost Is Thawing (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    You're supposed to use the re-usable cloth bags

  18. Re:Are lotteries conducted by computer now? on Iowa Computer Programmer Gets 25 Years For Lottery Scam (desmoinesregister.com) · · Score: 1

    Commentary on the gambling industry aside, that doesn't seem that shady, at least from a fair game perspective, just like an end around for a lawmaker who said 'bingo is fine' but was deathly afraid of slot machines. It sounds about the same as how they play craps (with perfect 1-in-6 odds per deck) with cards instead of dice in California because some lawmaker freaked out about dice but cards are OK.

    So long as your bingo-slot-machine plays a fair game of bingo (fair as can be achieved with a computer's RNG, I don't want to start that development debate on Slashdot), and pays out according to state guidelines on slot machine return, I don't really see the issue with using a bingo simulation as an (unnecessarily complex) source of randomness.

    It gets much shadier if you get into the realm of making it look like an 'almost jackpot' every time the bingo game fails and the spin is a loss. If that's going on Iowa needs better gambling regulators.

  19. Re:Are lotteries conducted by computer now? on Iowa Computer Programmer Gets 25 Years For Lottery Scam (desmoinesregister.com) · · Score: 1

    I of course can't prove this, but this isn't really a concern to me as a potential lottery player.

    Honestly if the balls are biased to some outcome, great. All of the numbers are available online back to the 90's -- write a python script that tells you the 'good' numbers and bet them like crazy.

    I'd love to find a roulette game which with a slight bias or a craps table with some crooked dice. That's only going to hurt the game operator as you can bet either way in all of these games.

  20. Thanks Seegrid! on Autonomous Forklift May Eat Up Warehouse Jobs (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another small but vital step in getting a UBI in place in this country. :-)

  21. Are lotteries conducted by computer now? on Iowa Computer Programmer Gets 25 Years For Lottery Scam (desmoinesregister.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I thought this is why they have the video of people pulling the ping pong balls out of hoppers. I know at least Powerball (which is a MUSL lottery, same as where this guy worked), operates that way. It could still be scammed, but it requires physical access to tamper with the balls.

    If a computer is picking the numbers it seems like a conflict of interest since the list of known printed tickets could also be interfaced with the computer.

  22. You're right, we should nationalize some of these buisnesses to re-assert the strength of the federal government.

  23. People are going to get paid either way on Higher Minimum Wages Bring Automation and Job Losses, Study Suggests (axios.com) · · Score: 1

    Either pay people a livable wage, or they will take it via legislation or angry mob.

  24. Oh so what government body put them up to this?

  25. Re:Fry speech on Google Cancels Domain Registration For Neo-Nazi Website Daily Stormer (businessinsider.com) · · Score: 4, Informative

    I missed where the government was doing anything to restrict these Nazis speech.