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  1. I need more time! on Yahoo Pulls the Plug On GeoCities · · Score: 5, Funny

    They can't shut it down, my site is still under construction!

  2. Re:I hope it's better than Nemesis..... on Star Trek Premiere Gets Standing Ovation, Surprise Showing In Austin · · Score: 1

    If you've never watched the later Trek series then you won't have encountered this, but in Voyager, and Enterprise (substitute "hull plating" for "shields"), "action" scenes consist of:

    Bridge shakes, console explodes.

    Ensign X says "Captain! Shields down to 80%", shot of captain looking worried.

    External shot of ship being attacked by aliens.

    Bridge shakes, console explodes, "Shields down to 60%", repeat until:

    [the captain delivers a speech to the aliens on how we are Not So Different|a member of the enemy crew with a Heart of Gold sees the light and betrays his evil commander|they reroute the impulse engines through the EPS conduits to generate a polaron pulse in the main deflector dish] to end the battle.

  3. Re:Bloody hell! on Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? · · Score: 5, Funny

    BUT recall that methane has 20x the greenhouse gas potential of CO2, and I know some people who convert ethanol to methane at a disturbing rate.

  4. Re:Great 4.5 Year Show, Weak Ending on Battlestar Galactica Comes To an End · · Score: 1

    Haven't you heard? Real SciFi fans use SyFy as shorthand! It's all the rage!

  5. Extra server? on MacBook Modded With Second Monitor Inside Logo · · Score: 2, Funny

    If only they had added a second server inside it too...

  6. Re:xbox live has terrible terms of service on Gamer Claims Identifying As a Lesbian Led To Xbox Live Ban · · Score: 1

    That's why on the internet, you should never let anybody know you're a dog.

  7. Re:Hmm... on Coming Soon, 250 DVDs In a Quarter-Sized Device · · Score: 1

    I wonder how long it'll take us to invent genetic memory. Let's think of what it'd really require.

    You seem to have skipped this step. There is no indication right now that there is any way of encoding memories into genes. We don't even know how memory works, or how to manipulate memories in already existing humans, let alone unborn ones.

  8. Re:Sounds fine to me on Student Arrested For Classroom Texting · · Score: 1

    I know plenty of people who didn't want to go to school, so maybe they shouldn't have been forced to. And once there, the teacher shouldn't have tried to make them pay attention if they weren't interested. Of course, it was Grade One, but still, the Government shouldn't have been infringing on their right to not want to learn.

  9. Re:We already know the outcome... on Fly Me To Which Moon? · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's too bad Europa's atmosphere is so tenuous, or we could all hear the WHOOSH.

  10. Re:Outside the US? on CBS Hosts Ad-Funded TV Series, Incl. Original Star Trek · · Score: 5, Funny

    yah, but if the CBS execs went warp 10

    They could "hyper-evolve" into salamanders and have gross salamander sex?

  11. Re:Who has a Wikipedia account with editing rights on Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon "Batleth" · · Score: 1

    Did you miss the part where Wikipedia is the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit?

  12. Re:Failed to Finnish on Finnish Court Accepts E-Voting Result With 2% Lost · · Score: 1

    Dunno why parent is being modded Funny! 98% taxation for a 98% change of being represented...

  13. I hope they checked... on Ricardo Montalban Dead At 88 · · Score: 1

    I hope they made sure he was dead, so that he won't end up... buried alive... buried alive...

  14. Re:Now we need to find a way to loop the video fee on USB 3.0 Is Ten Times Faster; Get It In 2010 · · Score: 1

    And this is why we will still need Firewire for use with video cameras!

  15. Terrible misinformation on "Smash Your Hard Drive" To Fight Identity Theft · · Score: 1

    Note that the Great Zero Challenge remains unanswered. Overwriting a hard drive with zeroes will erase all data on it irretrievably (I agree totally that ordinary delete methods would not do so).

    Yes, there have been lots of articles about how overwritten data can be retrieved with various vaporware methods, but no commercial data recovery companies has implemented these. So unless you are paranoid about the NSA using their super secret data recovery methods to find out your hotmail password after buying your hard drive off eBay, it is not necessary to physically destroy a perfectly good hard drive.

  16. Re:Going rate... on Tooth Regeneration Coming Soon · · Score: 1
  17. Re:Remember, remember the 5th of January (2009)... on Player Piano Roll Production Ceases · · Score: 1

    Nah, this is the BitTorrent era! You need $125 to send each floppy to 50 different people!