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  1. Re:It's a fake. on Steve Jobs' Yacht Revealed · · Score: 2

    Meh. I'm waiting for an egocentric trillionaire to build a 27" iMac Beowulf wheelhouse cluster.

  2. Re:*shiver* on Former Australian Cop Wants Jail For Internet Trolls · · Score: 5, Funny

    Follow-up: what do you suppose are some of the best ways to defend against tyranny?

    Moat. Can't go wrong with a moat.

  3. Re:Monsters vs. Aliens on "Dance Your Ph.D." Winner Announced · · Score: 2

    Am I the only person who immediately thought of the scene in Monsters vs. Aliens where Dr. Cockroach revealed that his Ph.D. WA in Dance?

    Yes.

  4. Re:Nothing will change on A Day in Your Life, Fifteen Years From Now · · Score: 1

    Well, hopefully I'll get a new dishwasher sometime but I doubt it'll be networked.

    A man can dream.

  5. Yes, but on Microsoft Reportedly Launching Its Own Windows Phone Smartphone · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will it run Linux?

  6. Re:Fun vs Happy on Ask Slashdot: How Much Is a Fun Job Worth? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Take my advice, find a job you are happy with and make it the fun place!

    Nerf guy alert...

  7. Re:My response on Ask Slashdot: What's Your Take On Stand-Up Desks? · · Score: 5, Funny

    My response to that company:

    "I quit, because you're a fucking moron. Have a nice life....chump."

    +1 anthropomorphic

  8. Re:what if i wanna take it apart? on Social Robots May Gain Legal Rights, Says MIT Researcher · · Score: 2

    I'm afraid you missed that joke, Anonymous Coward.

  9. Re:what if i wanna take it apart? on Social Robots May Gain Legal Rights, Says MIT Researcher · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Anonymous Coward.

  10. Re:what is Khan for? on Khan Academy Launches Computer Science Curriculum · · Score: 1

    Self-study hyperlinks and take a look at the (free) wealth of info Khan has out there. If interactivity is your thing, the forums are far busier than office hours were in my university STEM classes.

  11. Re:Too cool on NASA Releases HiRISE Images of Curiosity's Descent · · Score: 2

    I don't think I'm alone in hoping this is cool enough to parlay funding another mission of this magnitude. Hats off to the engineers involved with this...very well done.

  12. Re:The Steve at Apple everyone SHOULD listen to on Wozniak Predicts Horrible Problems With the Cloud · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....but, sadly, doesn't.

    (The other one isn't saying much)

  13. Web Browser... on Ask Slashdot: Good Books and Tools For a Software/Hardware Hobbyist? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...and a nudge in the direction of Sparkfun, Adafruit, Hack-a-Day, et. al. This particular community is vast and welcoming for the most part. Example code, parts lists, and detailed write-ups are all over the place.

  14. Re:As a father on How a 3-Year-Old Can Open a Gun Safe · · Score: 5, Funny

    - A dog
    - Martial arts training

    Warning: Property guarded by martial arts-trained dog.

  15. Re:Gun related? on How a 3-Year-Old Can Open a Gun Safe · · Score: 1

    What does poor safe design have to do with guns??

    Primary use case?

  16. Re:Even better on Full Upgrades To Windows 8 Only From Windows 7? · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sorry for offtopic, but I've been trying for ages and cannot figure it out: How do you get a shell in the latest version of Ubuntu? Somehow I can't seem to find it...

    Ctrl+Alt+t

  17. Re:Weekly Post on FishPi: Raspberry Pi Powered Autonomous Boat To Cross the Ocean · · Score: 1

    Yes, it is "that bad" when the posts are blatantly sensationalized marketing pieces about random plans instead of completed projects. "Triumph in computing and robotics?" Give me a fucking break. You'd have to be completely ignorant of the history of embedded computing to write such absurdities.

    Ahem. It runs Linux.

  18. Re:It's from Microsoft and this is Slashdot... on Ask Slashdot: What's Your Beef With Windows Phone? · · Score: 5, Funny

    People would rather buy Motorola Droids even though the adverts feature ninjas and giant robots.

    Even though?

  19. Re:Portfolio on Ask Slashdot: Getting a Tech Job With Skills But No Formal Degree? · · Score: 1

    Spot on. I broke into the game with a math degree and code in the wild. I was hired by an EE who fell into software dev in a similar way.

  20. Re:Two computers on Ask Slashdot: What Is the Future of Standing/Walking Workstations? · · Score: 1

    Work on two computers at the same time, and have them be not near each other. While a command runs on the one, run to the other and do stuff there, and vice versa

    Shop for RAM?

  21. Re:software dev? on Ask Slashdot: What To Do With a Math Degree? · · Score: 1

    I'm one of those guys too. I don't think I would have got my foot in the door without having web dev and C++ code in the wild though. I did a ton of QA before I committed any code, and added Android dev to my virtual resume before getting a good job. Once you are there, skills around logic / math are great items to have in the colloquial toolbox.

  22. Re:Well on What Would a Post-Email World Look Like? · · Score: 1

    Nice try Dwight. I have exactly printed two documents at my current office: my background check documentation for a third party security clearance org and my offer letter when we were bought out by one of the big dogs. Multiple monitors and projectors are cheap by comparison.

  23. What Happened There on IBM's Ban on Dropbox and iCloud Highlights Cloud Security Issues · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Did we just get fed a slashdot slashvertizement? Subtle...I was expecting "Timmy Visits Slashdot Business Intelligence."

  24. Re:Question- How did scammers do this? on When Antivirus Scammers Call the Wrong Guy · · Score: 1

    ...Which is precisely why man invented the airhorn. Next time those bastards grab your line and won't let go, give them a really, really fucking loud reason to.

    *In order for ploy to work, caller must be phoning from air horn.

  25. Re:could this decrease interference in high-rises? on Anti-WiFi Wallpaper Available Next Year · · Score: 5, Funny

    Goodbye tin foil hat; hello stylish wallpaper hat.