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  1. Re:I'm scared on Bind 4 and 8 Vulnerabilities · · Score: 1

    Damnit I just spit my soup on the screen!

    To Do: Go to Home Depot, buy QuikCrete...

  2. Oh yeah, they suck... on Have Fujitsu Harddrives Been Failing in Record Numbers? · · Score: 1

    worked at a joint that used Compaq's exclusively they were shipping them with 10gb Fujitsu HDs and then 20gb HDs.

    All of them have been replaced with 1.6 - 5.0 WD & Maxtors from older machines. All of them == 490 units. Compaq told us we were loading things wrong. Fujitsu blamed Ghost.

  3. My G4 on Is Mac OS X Slow? · · Score: 2

    My G4 is:

    400Mhz
    512MB
    2 20GB Fujitsu HDs
    DVD
    AGP
    10.2.1

    Everything is plenty fast. In fact most things are faster than the Wintel 850. Especially Mathy things.

    Every now and then a program will get _slow_ . I just restart that app and all is good.

    I would say on my pending TiBook OS X should rock even harder.

  4. Hey the last time you guys made a joke... on Red Hat Nullifies Differences Between Bash, Csh · · Score: 2

    I had to learn a new Language...

    Braaahh... New Language, New Language.

  5. Why on Earth do I need this? on Anoto-based Pens From Logitech · · Score: 2

    Is paper faulty somehow?

  6. 20 % more chloroform on Redheads Need More Anesthesia than Others · · Score: 3, Funny

    For the little red haired girl in accounting...

    Yesssss my precioussss

  7. What is this guy talking about? on Windows vs Linux On Security · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hemmendinger commented, "I see a lot more stuff coming across BugTraq [about Linux] than any flavor of Unix or any Microsoft operating system."

    This makes no sense for several reasons:

    1 -- "a lot" more; how much is "a lot"?
    2 -- Linux the kernal or does he mean Red Hat?
    3 -- Didn't MS make a big deal about NOT posting to BugTraq for (snicker) "Security Reasons"?

    Hemmdinger sounds like a shill to me, and I don't even use Linux (Red Hat, et al) anymore.

  8. Re:What bunch of complete nonsense on Generation Wrecked · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now, will I be better off than my parents? Yep. Wanna know how I know that? Because I know-not guess, not think-but know that I will. I werk my ass off and I am rewarded for it.

    Dear Jerk Off--

    I was working my ass off and had been for 4 hours when some assholes flew a couple of planes into some buidings down the block from where I was working my ass off. The company I happened to be working my ass off for was a Travel Company... guess what... people stopped travelling and all my fucking hard work meant shit when the economy went to Hell.

    Then my company that I had been working my ass off for went belly up. Been tough to get a job lately.

    Don't tell me about how hard work means anything. Anything can happen and does. Count yourself lucky.

  9. Compile Time? on Fortran 2000 Committee Draft · · Score: 2

    Damn! It takes a long time to compile Fortran... It's been two years already... And this is just a Draft!

  10. Re:jump the wha? on Slashdot Turns 5 · · Score: 2
  11. /. memories... on Slashdot Turns 5 · · Score: 2

    Ahh I remember it well.

    Linux World NYC, a bunch of fat guys answering questions on a Jabba The Hut set. Me wandering over to FreeBSD and seeing the BSD Grrls in red latex. Me posting rants about the FreeBSD grrls in red latex. Getting modded up for my:

    LaTex it's not just for text processing anymore

    post.

    But what I want to know is:

    How many first posts?

    How many Beowulf Clusters?

    How many hot grits down Natalie Portman's pants?

    How many polls w/o CowboyNeal?

    How many karma points do I really have?

  12. Re:focus follows mouse? on Flirting With Mac OS X · · Score: 2

    1. focus follows mouse
    2. multiple desktops
    3. key bindings to avoid the necessity for using the mouse, i.e. -- "warp"ing to different apps / desktops, etc.


    1 -- yeah me too
    2 -- CodeTek Virtual Desktop. Yeah it's 20USD but worth every penny.
    3 -- See above

  13. Re:Top 10 things still missing from all Ogg softwa on Xiph.org Releases Theora Alpha One · · Score: 2

    6) Get rid of *nix versions.

    6) Release only binaries so terrorists don't get the source code.


    6) Get zelots to start a religious war over formats

  14. Re:Hm... on Fighting the Nigerian Money Scam · · Score: 1

    Apology accepted

  15. Re:A SysAdmin's job is to... on The Days of SysAdmin Numbered? · · Score: 2

    When they said, "We need to cut staff," and let me go I told my boss, "Dude you have 2 maybe 3 months and then those NT boxes are going to get unstable and need fixing and then you'll wish you didn't let me go."

    3 Months later to the day, they called. I told them I would come back as a consultant for 1500USD an hour. Strangely they declined.

  16. Re:Hm... on Fighting the Nigerian Money Scam · · Score: 1

    See the way /. works is that you read ALL the links contained in the main "story" THEN you post.

  17. Re:What's the point on Fighting the Nigerian Money Scam · · Score: 1

    You should really read ALL the links before you post. IT ALREADY IS A BIG DEAL! THEY (FBI) HAVE SYSTEMS SET UP TO FIGHT/REPORT/RSOLVE THIS.

  18. Re:I managed to get part of the source code... on Passenger Profiling: CAPPS II · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pfft I could have written this in 2 lines of Perl

  19. Bullshit! on "L33T" Speak Invades Schools · · Score: 2

    Students sometimes don't even realize they use the chat room shorthand until it's pointed out to them, because that method of chatting has become second nature to them."

    If these students are unaware they are making a shortcut then they have been so poorly taught that their teachers should be fired or they are so stupid they should be sterilized and handed brooms.

    One time during a white board presentation I accidentally slipped into Graffiti and it has never happened since.

    Look no one is learning anything in school. Maybe you are opened up to a new idea but you learn becuase YOU learn, not becuase you are taught. School is about disipline and taxes. The taxes are going to happen anyway. Writing in proper English is a disipline (that I wish the editors of /. learned) that must be adhered to!

    English uber alles!

  20. Slashdot Quiz on MS/Waterloo Curriculum Deal On Hold · · Score: 2

    Did /.

    A - Overreact to rumor
    B - Actually get some heat on Waterloo that made them reconsider
    C - Have absolutely no impact on this at all
    D - CowboyNeal makes really good asparagus omlettes

  21. Win win legislation on New Jersey Officially Limits G-Forces on Coasters · · Score: 2

    I have seen several:

    Hey stop NARCing my ride man...

    and several more:

    What a watse of my Legislators time...

    posts, but this is, in fact, great legislature.

    You see the thing of it is, is that whoever this bonehead is, he/she hasn't done any real harm. Go ahead regulate the gs in my rollercoaster, Hell, regurgitate them for all I care. This truly does not matter. The Government (aka The Man) has done YOU no harm, this time.

    For the Legislator well this is a huge plus. Most of the State could care less what they've done and as such will not hold them accountable but... overprotective, SUV on the sidewalk at 50 miles an hour chatting on her cell phone, Soccer Mom thinks you're fucking Joan Of Arc saving her little ones from the brain damage she should be doling out with sugary treats, 50 inch TVs hooked to PS2s and the incessant drone of her voice warning them against the evils of the world. You've justified her existence, you've made a positive impact on her life, you have given a legal voice to her constant nagging... You da man!

    And so we're all happier. Truly nothing has been accomplished and somebody somewhere is happy. Everyone wins.

  22. I'll make you a deal.... on On Balancing Career & College... · · Score: 2

    Hire me and you can have one of my degrees:

    English
    History
    Music
    Communications

    And if you act now you can have one of my certifications:

    CNA
    CNE
    CLP
    SUN

  23. Theories, Pathetic Whimpers, and Traitors on One Year After September 11 · · Score: 2



    Theories
    The whole Bible, Nostrodamus and Emergency Phone trip is hysterical.
    Let's try to look at this rationally.

    A group of people take flying lessons that include steering, no take-offs, no landings. As such, they have no ability to fly by intruments alone so they have to fly on a clear day; literally so they can look out the window. 09.11 a VERY clear day, 09.10 a little over cast.

    Mystery Solved

    Pathetic Whimpers

    This is just sad geekdom:

    "I want to live the way Rodenberry wrote about Star Trek... where people try to make things better."

    Carl Sagan said...

    One time during a Dungeons and Dragons campaign...

    We must strive for peace or we are doomed to Ender's Game.

    Kirk was right when he said....

    A passage in the Hobbit...

    In The Matrix...

    Holy shit folks those are make believe. In fact, without the "scary" over commercialized, over hyped, mass marketed United States _most_ of those things wouldn't exist. There is no utopia. Every place has evil/bad in it. Some more than others. If you think there is a better place to live on this planet or any other you are free to leave the US.
    Now I don't mean that antagonistically, I mean it literally. You can leave the US anytime you like (unless you are in jail or serving the military, etc.) This is a GREAT thing about the US. You can come and go as you wish. If you think Canada or France will do you better go. I mean why not? If you think that life on Quark 5621 is going to afford you a "harmonious" life, hop on the next flight to fantasyland and go.
    Sure we'll miss your 33% but we'll get by. Oddly despite the fact that the US is a horrible, war mongering place humans continue to flock on our shores, leagally and otherwise. As of yet, no mass exodus...

    Humans kill eachother all the time. Sometimes they do it for fun. You think we're better than animals because we can move our thumb? Because we made up some religions? Because we communicate in a way _we_ understand? Get real.

    Humans have been offing one another forever. Zug thinks you poached on his land you and your whole fucking tribe are dead. Christians think you're defiling their Holy Land, they raise a fucking army to kill you off. World Economy going to shit, people using Deutsch Marks to write on instead of paper, got a glut of 20-somethings? Germany waltzes through Belgium and takes over France. "Hey what the fuck," America says and jumps in while everything is all hot and bothered. Think there's a coincidence that 21 years passed between WWI and WWII? The world just need to grow more army men to finish off the war.

    Humans love to hate. Deal with it.

    Traitors

    You live in the United States. Your are actually bound to defend this country. Literally, legally. It is part of the deal when you live here.

    People that complain that we had this coming, we deserve this, this is a good thing are pretty much, fucking traitors. I know you hate Republicans and all that, but if you honestly believe that Pedro Ruiz who was working at Windows On The World for 4.25USD an hour deserved to die becuase the US backs some country, you're a traitor. You should be tried and convicted as such. You are evil, callous and certainly anti-American.

    Now I realize a lot of you are youngish and in College or lower and believe the stuff your teachers are telling you. 93% of Accredited College/University Professors who chose to answer the recent USA Today poll said they were registered Democrats and 78% of them described themselves as Liberals. I don't have a personal Limbaugh/Hannity/Gingrich type agenda against any of these folks I just know that once I got out of College and started getting heavily taxed I began to think that maybe the Republicans were right and the Democrats wanted to tax me too much because they liked big government. Of course even later I know they are all scumbags.

    But I digress...

    You, who would claim you are a Black person before you are American, and as such find the flying of The American Flag offensive (Newsday 09.11.02) I find you offensive. I find you traitorous. I think you should leave and go someplace where they _really_ treat blacks inhumanely.

    You who pledge allegiance to your Italian Flag over your American Flag, despite the fact that you have never been to Italy, you too are a Traitor!

    It is a privilege, an honor, A GIFT to live in the United States of America. You who wish evil upon the US as you live here. You who wish for the come-uppance of the US, you who hate your own country are Traitors.

    Do not quote Civil Disobedience, do not believe that Thoreau was calling for the destruction of the United States, even as HE was opposed The Mexican War. Do not recount the evils of the US WITHOUT recounting the overwhelming GOOD the US has done.

    ---

    Those of you outside the US who hate us, do what thou wilt but be warned that action against the US often leads to the destruction of the those that would harm us. Yeah we'll eventually rebuild you and then you'll give us back massages and make our fucking TVs.

    Thanks... Rant over.

  24. Re:Date significance on One Year After September 11 · · Score: 2

    Wrong

    The would have gone on 9-10 but the weather was no good for them they needed a clear day b/c they could not fly on instruments.

    Further they are Islamic and probably don't spend a lot of time reading the New Testament.

    You are a halfwit.

  25. Re:I find it funny and scary.... on Upcoming Cyberwars · · Score: 1

    Americans mindless assholes. Turn off your TV moron

    Oh yeah everyone knows how great Canada is. Let's see WWI, Charles Brown lied and said HE shot down the Red Baron... a great Canadian moment. WWII, I believe the Brits said, "thanks for cleaning up the mess halls."

    Greatest Canadian export is either Bryan Adams or maybe Shania Twain, tough call.

    You live in a silly pointless country that would sell its soul to BE part of America. Your country has done nothing for the world except for Montreal which gave the cowardly French another place to be assholes.

    Your citizens come to the US for work, medical and entertainment everyday. I don't see a lot of Americans rushing into Canada.

    Canada is OK, but you suck.