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Red Hat Nullifies Differences Between Bash, Csh

Andreas(R) writes "Red Hat Software has revealed that future versions of the distribution will hide the differences between command-line user interfaces, creating a 'more unified shell prompt experience'. 'I don't mind if they rebrand and unify the GNOME and KDE interfaces,' said one Linux longhair. 'Frankly, I rarely use GUIs. But when they start messing with my CLI, then it's personal. I'm not going to sit here and let Red Hat infect my beloved tcsh with those annoying quirks from bash." Ah, nothing like satire that only a small group will truly grok. *grin*

449 comments

  1. Dear god by EggplantMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please don't let RedHat make emacs like vi

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    1. Re:Dear god by analog_line · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, God. Please let them remove emacs altogether from the distribution, and all will be well with Red Hat as far as I'm concerned.

    2. Re:Dear god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you mean is- Please don't let RedHat make vi like emacs!

    3. Re:Dear god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and vice-versa

    4. Re:Dear god by lostboy2 · · Score: 1

      Soon, all your text editors will be pico! Bwahahaha!

    5. Re:Dear god by CanisMajor · · Score: 1
      Um, fifth paragraph down: :)
      The nullified CLI isn't the only new feature that has upset some users. Red Hat has also rebranded vi and emacs to create two virtually identical text editors: "vimacs" and "emavics".
      You were too late!
    6. Re:Dear god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh, the articles does say that they are going to be doing that.....You did read the article, right?!?!

      The article is a humor article...not sure why it was posted.

    7. Re:Dear god by nufsaid · · Score: 2, Funny

      That is mentioned in the article...

      My favorite bit is the quote from the
      "The head of the Emacs Flame War Re-enactment Society"

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    8. Re:Dear god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      they'll probably be able to knock at least one CD off the distro if they do that.

    9. Re:Dear god by m.lemur · · Score: 1

      or worse yet.....

      the DREADED ed!

    10. Re:Dear god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article is a humor article, hence the humor topic classification. Evidently somebody found it funny enough to be posted.

    11. Re:Dear god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No emacs in RedHat? Now that's a Christmas wish come true!

    12. Re:Dear god by strictnein · · Score: 2

      pico owns!

      =p

    13. Re:Dear god by noshellswill · · Score: 1, Insightful

      More castration is need ... to produce a true single_Lusr distro. First, RedHat can slice-off the "permissions" mumbojumbo --- I got a Mauser98 in the closet ta handle intruders then, compress all that "init...blablabla-scripts" with a decent databased format ... heh, ya can even call it REGISTRY and finally fer gawdsakes MOUNTS belong on an engine block not a floppy drive fercrynoutloud and don't wait till the car starts complaining to screw them in.

    14. Re:Dear god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pico owns =what=?

      It's like notepad, only worse.

    15. Re:Dear god by dacarr · · Score: 2

      ed is the default editor!

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      This sig no verb.
    16. Re:Dear god by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Too late, those CDs have already been manufactured. But you'll see the brand new RH box saying, "All on 4 CDs! Get a fifth one free! Can be used as coaster or as a text editor!"

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    17. Re:Dear god by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why wouldn't you just install the one then? Who needs an OS when you've got Emacs?

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    18. Re:Dear god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nor emacs like vi. Or for that matter, water like oil...

    19. Re:Dear god by bsharitt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, its great spending a weekend outside in the cold re-enacting flame wars. This year we're doing the battle of Bitkeeper from the Linux kernel list.

    20. Re:Dear god by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      This year we're doing the battle of Bitkeeper from the Linux kernel list.

      That's funny. I thought a precondition for reenactment was that the battle be over when the reenactment begins. Huh. :shrug:

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    21. Re:Dear god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It can open files larger than 64k. And more importantly, it has justification -- press CTRL+J and it'll rearrange a block of text to fill a certain width (settable as a command-line option).

      I don't do much programming, and consequently I use Pico (or Nano) for everything. It's fast, small, easy to use and flexible. Vi and Emacs are both overkill for simple editing jobs.

    22. Re:Dear god by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      they'll probably be able to knock at least one CD off the distro if they do that (drop emacs in favor of vi).

      Maybe so, but you'd lose functionality: you'd no longer be able to read your email and control your washing machine with one keybinding from the same text editor.

      emacs is very large: it contains multitudes.

    23. Re:Dear god by jandrese · · Score: 1

      You must be from one of those southern states that's still fighting the civil war.

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      I read the internet for the articles.
    24. Re:Dear god by bsharitt · · Score: 1

      Some people down here in Alabama will tell you that the civil war isn't over, just in a cease fire.

    25. Re:Dear god by sigxcpu · · Score: 1

      Thay are working on a hack that will allow you to boot emacs directly from lilo.
      no more need to fight over wether it's called GNU/Linux or Linux/GNU !

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    26. Re:Dear god by jonadab · · Score: 2

      Until we get the elisp backend for gcc working, we still need an OS.
      Once we get that in place, though, we can compile C and C++ apps to
      elisp and then byte-compile them, and get things like Mozilla and
      OpenOffice running inside of Emacs. Once we reach that point, we
      won't need an OS anymore. (Actually, there's one other thing we need,
      the multithreading stuff planned for Emacs 0.22.x or 0.23.x, but I was
      taking that for granted because I don't think the gcc integration will
      be landing until more like 0.24.x or 0.25.x.)

      I'm looking forward to the day when we can _everything running inside
      of Emacs, including the boot loader. Then we can have a big party
      and set the final goals for version 1.0...

      Oh, and for you vi people, you have nothing to fear, since we already
      have had vi running inside of Emacs (M-x viper) for some time now.

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  2. Question by program21 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Why is an article from a humor/satire site (Humorix) being posted main-page to /. ?

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    1. Re:Question by analog_line · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because most of the people who read this site need to LIGHTEN UP FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!

    2. Re:Question by jonnythan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because Hemos liked the link and wanted it there.

      There's no mission statement for this site other than something like "the editors will post whatever stories or articles they like."

      What did YOU think slashdot was?

      Read the FAQ.

    3. Re:Question by Subcarrier · · Score: 1

      Because most of the people who read this site need to LIGHTEN UP FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!

      Look, a Red Hat and a rash are already getting on my nerves but a Pink Hat might just drive me over the edge.

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    4. Re:Question by program21 · · Score: 2
      I don't know, seems to me that "News for Nerds. Stuf that matters" might classify as a mission statement of some kind.

      That said, I don't mind much, I just found it rather strange that something like this were to be posted to the main page (less surprising would have been non-main page), still funny though.

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    5. Re:Question by ncc74656 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Why is an article from a humor/satire site (Humorix) being posted main-page to /. ?

      Hover your mouse pointer over the Monty Python foot at the top of the article. What does it say?

      "It's funny. Laugh."

      Hell, the foot itself ought to be a clue as to the nature of the article. If you're a humorless ass, just pass on this article and others like it. The rest of us won't miss you.

      "And now for something completely different..."

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    6. Re:Question by jonnythan · · Score: 4, Informative
      Since you didn't read the FAQ like I said, here it is from Mr Slashdot himself:

      Personally, I have a pet peeve when people post comments saying things like "That's not News For Nerds!" and "That's not Stuff that Matters!" Slashdot has been running for almost 5 years, and over that time, I have always been the final decision maker on what ends up on the homepage. It turns out that a lot of people agree with me: Linux, Legos, Penguins, Sci (both real and fiction). If you've been reading Slashdot, you know what the subjects commonly are, but we might deviate occasionally. It's just more fun that way. Variety Is The Spice Of Life and all that, right? We've been running Slashdot for a long time, and if we occasionally want to post something that someone doesn't think is right for Slashdot, well, we're the ones who get to make the call. It's the mix of stories that makes Slashdot the fun place that it is.


      The home page is whatever Malda wants to make it. Slashdot started as Rob Malda's pet project, and that's basically what it will always be. It's an obscenely popular project and makes some money (maybe) now, but it's still his personal project.

      Deal with it. No one, especially Rob, cares what you think "should" be on the main page.
    7. Re:Question by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      The rest of us won't miss you.

      Oh, I will. And you'll miss the extra karma. :p

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    8. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THAT IS NOT news for nerds, please do not post it in the comments section.

      thank you and please foff.

  3. FAKE NEWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Read the link. This is FAKE news designed to humor us. Can't believe Slashdot would even post this...

    1. Re:FAKE NEWS by Karamchand · · Score: 1

      Specially since this is fake news from the humorix mailing list, i.e. regular fake news.
      But yea, this was a good one.

      For subscribing information take a look at http://humorix.org/about.shtml#List. I can wholeheartly recommend it! :-)

    2. Re:FAKE NEWS by jonnythan · · Score: 2

      Why not?

    3. Re:FAKE NEWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn and I thought it was real too. Too bad it isn't. Heh, I love this quote: "Over the years, we've received nearly 1,000 technical support calls from people that have accidentally started vi and couldn't figure out how to do anything". Reminds me of the time in a university computer lab basement where one of the guys next to me accidently started emacs and couldn't get out of it. Turns out the sysadmins had aliased the single character e as emacs, and the guy accidently triggered the megashort alias. It took me several minutes to try and figure out how to get him unstuck-- I am, after all a vi user.

    4. Re:FAKE NEWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they gavce it the "humor" foot-icon, so what's the problem?

    5. Re:FAKE NEWS by ripewithdecay · · Score: 3, Informative

      They have this in their FAQ, too...

      This stuff is fake, right?

      Yes, the "news" articles published here at Humorix are, ahem, all made up. Fake, fake, fake. Don't take anything we say seriously (except for this sentence, of course).

      A few people have actually written in and asked if an article was true or not. While we are flattered that our fabrications were mistaken for actual news, the fact remains: everything here is fake. A few nuggets of truth might be found, but everything else is a figment of our imaginations. If in doubt, just remember this saying: "Fake news is to Humorix as unconfirmed rumors are to Slashdot."

    6. Re:FAKE NEWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Read the link. This is FAKE news designed to humor us. Can't believe Slashdot would even post this...

      Let's try to see where you went wrong..

      from the funny-funny-haha dept.


      Was it there? Or maybe it was the last sentance:


      Ah, nothing like satire that only a small group will truly grok. *grin*


      Or maybe it was when you didn't notice the "humor" icon for the story.

      Maybe you should pay more attention instead of bitching so fucking much. Maybe you'd find something important to bitch about.
    7. Re:FAKE NEWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is not the fake news. the fake news can be found here

    8. Re:FAKE NEWS by tunah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um... it's under the "funny" icon, the site is called "Humorix" and the description includes the word "satire"... what was your point again?

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    9. Re:FAKE NEWS by nuckin+futs · · Score: 1

      It may be fake, but how many people actually fell for it? ;-)
      I see some serious replies.

    10. Re:FAKE NEWS by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 1

      Shut the #$@$#@ up! I've never laughed so hard(where 99% of the +4 posts are funny). Why do you want me not to laugh?

    11. Re:FAKE NEWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fake news is to Humorix as unconfirmed rumors are to Slashdot.

      Wait... but... if they post the fake news on Slashdot, then...

      /me's mind explodes

    12. Re:FAKE NEWS by Moirke · · Score: 1

      Isn't it amazing how slashdot users will post on anything without even reading the source article. The paragraph posted on slashdot is designed to be a summary. In theory the process should work like this -

      1) Slashdot user reads article summary and thinks it is interesting.

      2) User clicks on link to actual article and reads the ENTIRE article.

      3) Provided the user understands the article and has something meaningful to add, user posts his/her comments.

    13. Re:FAKE NEWS by efagerho · · Score: 1

      There's nothing wrong with vi. If someone accidentally removed "lock" from your system and you don't want to logout when you leave, then vi comes to the rescue!

    14. Re:FAKE NEWS by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      ...and we're headed on down to the -- LOVE SHACK!

      --Damn, now you've got that song ringing thru my head uncontrollably... /me goes looking for a handy audio CD and a set of headphones...
      .

      --
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      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  4. Somebody's sarcasm meter needs calibration ... by dougmc · · Score: 2

    Humorix? Hello, McFly?

    1. Re:Somebody's sarcasm meter needs calibration ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES, it's HUMOR! That's why it's been submitted to Slashdot's HUMOR SECTION!

  5. it's about damn time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why did it take soooooo long

  6. *sigh* by nogoodmonkey · · Score: 1

    I guess I'll have to download an RPM of both BASH and CSH the next time I install Redhat on a machine. Either that or I should just switch to Debian the next time I install. :-)

    1. Re:*sigh* by norweigiantroll · · Score: 3, Funny

      you should, 'cause in the next version of RH I predict bash will depend on kmail and nautilus

    2. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or you could just compile them yourself, faggot.

    3. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or you could read the fucking post, dildo, and realize that it's a goddam joke

    4. Re:*sigh* by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      But RPM will, naturally, report the dependency as being on "libneverheardofyou.0.0.53.0," and figuring out which package to install will be left as an exercise for the reader.

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  7. YOU HAVE NO CONTROL! by bitpusherdotorg · · Score: 1, Troll

    I can't wait until you have absolutely no control over your hardware (LaGrande) and your software (Palladium)! An idiot-proof world for idiots!

    1. Re:YOU HAVE NO CONTROL! by houseofmore · · Score: 1

      It's called Windows.

    2. Re:YOU HAVE NO CONTROL! by noshellswill · · Score: 0

      Say again, is that control better or worse that the required mental blo-job given KDE developers every time ya touch their swill?

  8. Heretics by reitoei1971 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Burn them at the stake! How dare they alter the sacred bash shell!

    1. Re:Heretics by __past__ · · Score: 2

      They could, of course, also just have installed a standards-compliant non-bloated shell in /bin/sh, where $DEITY wanted it, but noo..

  9. it is a joke! by u19925 · · Score: 2, Informative

    though I wish this was really true, but unfortunately, it is just a joke.

    1. Re:it is a joke! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's a joke. Hence the 'Foot' icon by the story ("It's Funny. Laugh.").

    2. Re:it is a joke! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the _fuck_ would you wish it's true!? [thwap!]

  10. well then, don't use RH by jedie · · Score: 0
    But when they start messing with my CLI, then it's personal. I'm not going to sit here and let Red Hat infect my beloved tcsh with those annoying quirks from bash.

    The solution is quite simple: don't use redhat and quit whining. You don't own bash or csh and you sure as hell don't even remotely have the right to complain about the modifications redhat is making. It's free software and nobody is forcing you to use it.

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    1. Re:well then, don't use RH by kpansky · · Score: 1

      Actually, we _do_ have the right to complain. We dont have the right to expect others to honor or fix things based on our whinings. However, with the right to complain comes the responsibility to fix the crap that we complain about. So yes. If you were to not like changes that RedHat makes, you have the options to

      a)complain and fix the problem
      b)complain and stop using the distro
      c) STFU.

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      --Kevin
    2. Re:well then, don't use RH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or

      d) Read the article and realize that it's a joke, laugh, and go on with your life.

    3. Re:well then, don't use RH by Soko · · Score: 5, Funny

      _But when they start messing with my CLI, then it's personal. I'm not going to sit here and let Red Hat infect my beloved tcsh with those annoying quirks from bash._

      The solution is quite simple: don't use redhat and quit whining. You don't own bash or csh and you sure as hell don't even remotely have the right to complain about the modifications redhat is making. It's free software and nobody is forcing you to use it.


      *blink**blink* Henh?

      Ohhh.... Is this thing on? Good. *AHEM*

      Here ladies and gentlemen we have the common Nolifeium Nonhumourum Slashdoticus. Notice the serious countenance, the white skin and it's most distinctive marking, the flat, bald forehead from all of the jokes that go flying just over it. This particular species is closely related to the Userum Newbius Nocluseies, who also are prone to spouting off at the mouth with no clue and are usually just as humour impared. Please move along now, there's lot's more to see.

      Soko

      (Like the Smarticus Assunum Typesum ... :-p )

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    4. Re:well then, don't use RH by spickus · · Score: 1

      d) Profit?

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    5. Re:well then, don't use RH by r0b0t+b0y · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      this is the dumbest post i have ever seen. and no, i'm not new here. someone mod that down! (this one too)

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    6. Re:well then, don't use RH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's it, i'm officially going on a killing spree. and when they ask, i'll say that you made me do it.

    7. Re:well then, don't use RH by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      Actually, we _do_ have the right to complain.

      Oh, now, at the risk of getting just the slightest bit serious on you here, I'd have to say that the ability to complain isn't so much a right as it is a privilege. You're lucky enough to live in a (city|country|world|whatever) where people who complain about stuff they didn't work on and didn't pay for are only rarely dragged out into the street and beaten within an inch of their lives by angry mobs armed with torches and pitchforks. Don't take that for granted.

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    8. Re:well then, don't use RH by halfelven · · Score: 1

      You're lame. The article was a joke (a la "april fools"). You didn't get it.

  11. env varaibles by norwoodites · · Score: 2

    does mean in bash I can say `setenv PATH ~/bin:${PATH}' or even `set path (~/bin $path)' or the other way around, in csh `EXPORT PATH=~/bin:$PATH'?

  12. It's totally about time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....hope they add a switch options menu too!!!

  13. Other shells? Unify THIS! by obfuscated · · Score: 1

    I wonder how this will trickle down to the other eight billion shells there are available.

    Most notably, tcsh and zsh.

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  14. Changing GUIs, good - changing shells, bad... by caluml · · Score: 0

    Now this is a bad idea.

    The GUIs is good - stop newbies getting confused when they start out. But the shells?

    Once you know your way around a shell, you know about chsh, or editting the passwd file to change it.

    I mean, I only use bash (you use what you know) but I can imagine this upsetting **lots** of people.

    Imagine all those shell scripts breaking on an upgrade....

  15. Grok? by MondoMor · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Ah, nothing like satire that only a small group will truly grok."

    Just like Lunix howtos.

    I don't know where I ever got the idea that Linux zealots were elitist pricks. I must have imagined it.

    1. Re:Grok? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hemo is a moron if he doesn't realize Linux is mainstream. How many of you fucking lame crackers have to use an OS to try to "stick it to the man" before people start recognizing it as a pop trend? Same thing with the white stripes and the strokes.

  16. bash? csh? i give my users... by dboyles · · Score: 5, Funny

    /bin/false

    It really is much more secure.

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  17. Hmm by Hamster+Of+Death · · Score: 2, Informative

    First thing I read in the article:

    Fake News written by James Baughn on September 25, 2002
    from the let-the-flame-wars-continue! dept.

    I think the -Fake News- part might reveal some insight on the credibility of the story!

    1. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude, you are right, it's a fake story! It's Satire! THEY ARE NOT REALLY DOING THIS SO CALM DOWN! Dind't the foot as the Icon give you Clue #2? :x:q or was that ^q? Damn Vimacs!

    2. Re:Hmm by Sn4xx0r · · Score: 1

      "it's almost two months old! that's not news! old news for nerds, stuff that used to matter!"

      From the troll-preempting dept. :) I must admit, when I read the submission write-up I thought: how the hell are they gonna do that..

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    3. Re:Hmm by beebware · · Score: 1

      Plus this was posted to the /. section "It's funny. Laugh" and it's also "from the funny-funny-haha dept." should help people realise it is a joke and that Hemos knows it is...

  18. Dear god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please don't let RedHat make vi like emacs

  19. Shell Game by chrisleonard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who cares if they change the shell? As long as they publish API's for the middleware pieces, how could we possibly complain?

    1. Re:Shell Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet another person who never read the article and completely ignored the foot icon.

    2. Re:Shell Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alas, I'm guessing that s/he *did* read the article. For what it's worth, I bet s/he read the recent Microsoft ruling too. Did you? chrisleonard's post, which you failed to understand, was obviously a mediocre attempt at a humorous reference to the Microsoft judgment recently handed down. Heaven forbid that a poster should attempt to interject humor into such a serious thread like this! You know, Slashdot really wouldn't be the same without telepathic police like you - you marvels of cyber-nature who can read people's thoughts clearly, even when you don't understand their posts!

    3. Re:Shell Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, and yet another person who never understood a post and completely ignored the humor in it. Do you hear that whooshing sound - like a joke that just went over your head?

    4. Re:Shell Game by ThePlumber2 · · Score: 1

      It would be better if they could get a court injunction so they could just sell em'. Middleware API's that is.

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  20. huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a joke article...what gives? The /. editors just got trolled?

    The article goes on to say how they also combined vi and emacs......freakin A the site's name is Humorix.

    1. Re:huh by HTMLSpinnr · · Score: 2, Informative

      What's funnier is that some people here haven't quite gotten the fact that it IS a joke.

      Come on people, read the article...

      /me sits back patiently and watches the crowd reaction as they flame Red Hat, bitch about their beloved csh or bash, or just kick Coyboy Neal in the nuts for posting such useless drivel. :-)

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    2. Re:huh by Metalhead01 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't reading the article BEFORE posting about it violate Slashdot law?

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    3. Re:huh by analog_line · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, it's one gigantic game of "Spot the Looney".

      I'm not sure what're funnier, the article, or the people who either didn't read the article, or who didn't get that it was satire.

    4. Re:huh by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Hemos posted it.

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    5. Re:huh by skeedlelee · · Score: 1

      It's really sad that this is only the second post or so -as far as I can tell- that actually points out that you didn't have to read the article to pick that it was satire, because it says it in the summary! For get all the RTFA comments, just read the summary...

    6. Re:huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, it's a joke. Shit, I kept reading thinking the comments thinking there were going to be some hairy details on how they pulled it off.

  21. They did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article:

    The nullified CLI isn't the only new feature that has upset some users. Red Hat has also rebranded vi and emacs to create two virtually identical text editors: "vimacs" and "emavics".

    end of quotes

  22. heehee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like Hemos got a little TOO fucked over the weekend.

  23. RedHat policy by reitoei1971 · · Score: 0

    I think RH is limiting choice now. First the GUI, now the shell, how far will they take this? Is this good for Linux? Probably. It may give a uniform UI so some new Linux user can show his other new Linux user friend how to do something, and knows it will work the same way. Just as long as the ability is there (and obviously there) for more advanced users to customize it. I had a little trouble changing my Gnome window manager to sawfish in Limbo which I did not like!

    1. Re:RedHat policy by prockcore · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think RH is limiting choice now.

      Too many options is bad sometimes. I mean what would happen if a news oriented website were to give you the option of reading both regular news and satirical news on the same page?!

      Oh wait..

    2. Re:RedHat policy by enigma48 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Too many options is bad sometimes. I mean what would happen if a news oriented website were to give you the option of reading both regular news and satirical news on the same page?!

      I'd imagine a Chinese state-run newspaper would use it as their prime news source.

      Oh wait..

    3. Re:RedHat policy by halfelven · · Score: 1

      The article was a joke, the "april 1st" style.

  24. Why? Why? by SirCrashALot · · Score: 0

    They keep combining things for now apparent purpose. Is there a particular reason that they are doing this? They just make everything generic. The bluecurve/gnome 2 menus are cluttered, with things like emacs repeated, and system settings in 5 different menus. I can't imagine how they would do this to a shell, but I guess small things like variables and file selection can be "tweaked."

    --Jason

  25. Re:Slashdot editor question by SnAzBaZ · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you hadn't noticed it's under the "funny/humour" catogory. Turn this catagory off in your preferences if you dont want it.

  26. Thank god, another shell to learn about! by reverendG · · Score: 1

    I've always felt like I've been on the outside. For the entire time that I've been using *nix, I've had to choose from already extant shells, while my long haired collegues make fun of losers who can't use (insert shell flavor here).

    Now it's The Rev's turn! Watch out whoever can only use Red Hat's shell! I'm going to mock you relentlessly!

    --

    Why should I argue rationally with someone being irrational? I'll just mock them instead.
  27. What's the difference between the two? by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    I honestly can't tell.

    They both suck.

    zsh all the way, mofos.

    - A.P.

    --
    "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
    1. Re:What's the difference between the two? by slamb · · Score: 2
      The difference is that csh sucks for programming and Bourne-based shells do not. For consistency, I always use bash.

      Sometimes people use t?csh for root's shell for a few reasons: it's installed in the base system of most Unices, it's typically statically linked, and it has more built-in commands. Argubly these make it superior if there are system disasters, though you could solve that by putting bash statically linked in /bin and making sure those non-builtins are also statically linked in /bin.

    2. Re:What's the difference between the two? by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      Gee, if only there was a shell that combined the strengths of bash, tcsh, and ksh, and brought them together as a powerful, consistent feature set. Oh wait, that's what the parent post was talking about: Zsh Rules! :-)

      Seriously though, everyone should avoid being lazy and give it a try. Bash users would not even notice the difference, except that tab completion would work better. ex-tcsh users have to get used to some of the sh-isms (such as "export"), but again you don't lose any functionality while gaining a lot. And its not as bloated as one might first think; Its memory footprint is on par with bash.

  28. a joke, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, this was a joke story, but there is a kernel of truth. I'm friends with the 10th person hired at Red Hat (Andrew Henderson), and he has said that internal politics regarding BSD-style shells versus Linux-style shells have reached a boiling point. It is something of an old-guard/new-guard thing.

    He said he would not be surprised at all if John Mathers (Red Hat's Director of Technology) made such a decision in the near future. My friend assured me that the tech workforce inside the company would NOT let that happen.

    Posting anon in case I wasn't supposed to mention any of this....

  29. Viper makes me happy by Jason+Earl · · Score: 4, Interesting

    M-x viper-mode.

    1. Re:Viper makes me happy by __past__ · · Score: 5, Funny
      M-x viper-mode.
      For the newbies: If you are amazed how well Emacs can emulate lesser editors, note how easy it is to implement. If viper-mode wasn't predefined, making available all the power and expressiveness of vi in Emacs would be as easy as putting the following in your ~/.emacs:

      (defun viper-mode (while (read-char) (ding)))

      (Note to parent poster: The Emacs Lambda Forces are informed. The black helicopters will arrive soon. Resistance is futile.)

    2. Re:Viper makes me happy by Yakko · · Score: 1
      Not even M-x viper-mode could make me stop using vi. emacs for me is only good for passing lines (or PAGES) of IRC channel to M-x doctor.

      Here's how my editor progression went:

      - pico (1995)
      - joe (1996, I was a big wordstar(DOS) freak)
      - vi (1997, because it worked EVERYWHERE!)

      Similarly, my mailer progression went:

      - pine (1995)
      - elm (shortly thereafter)
      - mutt (1997, elm-compatible, yet threaded!)

      I use vi for -everything-, even as my email editor... but not as my login shell (yet :o) ... depending on the state of ruin my win* box is in, vim is the default editor there as well (hell, a real notepad and pen works better than notepad).

      --

      --
      Me spell chucker work grate. Need grandma chicken.
    3. Re:Viper makes me happy by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      (defun viper-mode (while (read-char) (ding)))

      Probably missing (interactive) (if it were to be executed with "M-x viper-mode") and some other stuff. But yes, I still got the idea =)

    4. Re:Viper makes me happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For the newbies: If you are amazed how well Emacs can emulate lesser editors, note how easy it is to implement. If viper-mode wasn't predefined, making available all the power and expressiveness of vi in Emacs would be as easy as putting the following in your ~/.emacs:

      (defun viper-mode (while (read-char) (ding)))


      Riiiiight. And the newbies are going to understand how intuitive that command was and kick themselves in the ass for not having thought of it sooner.

    5. Re:Viper makes me happy by psamuels · · Score: 1
      Probably missing (interactive) (if it were to be executed with "M-x viper-mode")

      Dang it, I hate having to choose between two responses...

      • "Symbol's value as variable is void: it"
      • (interactive) is for wimps. Real Programmers always use `M-:' anyway.
      --
      "How can you claim that you are anti-crack, while still writing a window manager?" — Metacity README
    6. Re:Viper makes me happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but not as my login shell (yet :o)

      But you use zsh, I hope? It has vi keystrokes as an option! ESC-dd, etc, etc.

    7. Re:Viper makes me happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #!/bin/sh

      # /usr/bin/emacs emulator

      sleep 10000
      /usr/bin/vi $@

    8. Re:Viper makes me happy by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2
      Why bother? The point of vi is that it loads in a microsecond and it works over any kind of terminal session. Why have a larger GUI editor that emulates the awkward interface of vi? That's just backwards.

      Just the thoughts of a vi user...

    9. Re:Viper makes me happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How come you went from Pine to Elm? From my experience, "Pine Is Not Elm", and is much better than it.

      Not flaming or trolling -- just interested. I love Pine :)

    10. Re:Viper makes me happy by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      "Symbol's value as variable is void: it"

      Don't evaluate code that's not marked as code! Since Slashdot doesn't allow the use of <code>, I thought >tt> would be adequate. I know, I know, it's hard to read documentation, but it shouldn't be that hard to tell the difference between code and its explanation...

      By the way, I later realized what was missing from your function: argument list and docstring. No wonder it didn't work.

      (interactive) is for wimps. Real Programmers always use `M-:' anyway.

      Design issue, friend, design issue! These people specifically wanted it to be invoked as "M-x viper-mode".

      Besides, real programmers don't use (while (read-char) (ding)). They just undefine all key bindings.

    11. Re:Viper makes me happy by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      Why bother? The point of vi is that it loads in a microsecond and it works over any kind of terminal session. Why have a larger GUI editor that emulates the awkward interface of vi? That's just backwards.

      Both XEmacs and GNU Emacs work just fine in tty, thanks for asking, but admittedly vi loads faster. Then again, you're only supposed to start emacs once per session. =) (There are supposedly things like gnuserv/gnuclient that speed up launching...)

      As for the interface issue, I think you have a good point. If I use Emacs, I use Emacs, and if I use vi, I use vi - and if one is to truly learn *NIX stuff, they'd better learn both editors, and not cheat, because that's only deception...

    12. Re:Viper makes me happy by psamuels · · Score: 1
      Don't evaluate code that's not marked as code! Since Slashdot doesn't allow the use of <code>, I thought >tt> would be adequate.

      It would have been, but my browser of choice (elinks) doesn't show the distinction (hey, it's hard on a text console). They could have picked a distinct color, as they do for bold, italic, hyperlinks, etc, but they didn't.

      Real Programmers don't need proportional fonts. (:

      Design issue, friend, design issue! These people specifically wanted it to be invoked as "M-x viper-mode".

      Bah. Never give the customer what he asks for. We know better than he does what he really needs. Elementary principle in the exude-absolute-arrogance school of software engineering.

      Besides, real programmers don't use (while (read-char) (ding)). They just undefine all key bindings.

      <g>

      --
      "How can you claim that you are anti-crack, while still writing a window manager?" — Metacity README
    13. Re:Viper makes me happy by timftbf · · Score: 1

      Well, nearly. vi doesn't work so good on a
      teletype (ie printer + keyboard), which is why
      ed is the way it is.

      But I'll grant you, vi works on any terminal
      session anyone with remaining SAN is likely to be
      using. Then again, so does emacs, it just takes
      longer to start...

      Regards,
      Tim.

    14. Re:Viper makes me happy by joto · · Score: 2
      Both XEmacs and GNU Emacs work just fine in tty, thanks for asking, but admittedly vi loads faster.

      And it also works better on a bad serial line, which is often the case when you need to use one over a serial line (or at least often my case). Emacs really likes having a somewhat predictable connection over the serial line it is using.

      Then again, you're only supposed to start emacs once per session.

      Well, when working mostly at the command-line, and only rarely need to edit a file, when you remote-login to many different computers to find out who is misbehaving, etc, you are not going to start an emacs session in the background each time, just in case you need it. Having vi available is sometimes good. Although for actual programming work, I prefer emacs (although I can live with XEmacs).

    15. Re:Viper makes me happy by sir99 · · Score: 1
      Riiiiight. And the newbies are going to understand how intuitive that command was and kick themselves in the ass for not having thought of it sooner.
      It seems pretty intuitive to me.

      (defun viper-mode (...)) : define a function named viper-mode that does the following:
      (while (read-char) (ding)) : while there is keyboard input, read a character, and beep.

      That's pretty straight-forward, isn't it? If I wanted Emacs to do nothing but beep every time I pressed a key, I'd probably do something quite similar.

      Oh wait. You must have missed the fact that the parent post was a joke. Serves you right for commenting about things you don't understand I guess (waits for flameage).

      --
      The ocean parts and the meteors come down
      Laid out in amber, baby.
    16. Re:Viper makes me happy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Don't evaluate code that's not marked as code!
      Huh? Code doesn't have to be marked -- it's comments that have to
      be preceded with a ; to keep them from being evaluated.

    17. Re:Viper makes me happy by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Why bother? The point of vi is that it loads in a microsecond

      DOS loads faster than Linux too, but, with Emacs and Linux, making a
      big deal out of load time would be silly, because you don't need to
      reload it very often. A near complete list of times you'd need to
      do that would be roughly as follows: when there's a power outage and
      you didn't have a UPS, when you upgrade to a new version (though with
      Emacs, you'd have to restart it if you upgraded Emacs, if you upgraded
      your X server, or if you upgraded your Linux kernel), and when you
      have to turn off your computer to install some new hardware. (Okay,
      I also reboot now and again to use another operating system for a few
      minutes for one reason or another...)

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    18. Re:Viper makes me happy by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      Viper was awful the last time I tried using it.
      The real problem is that while someone went and implemented viper in emacs, vi evolved and vi users started using vim, which has a few emacs-like features like split-screen - the problem is that people used to vim will find that their vim keybindings don't work in emacs/viper. viper instead insists that you use the emacs keys for things like, for example, resizing the window. So it's not a simple drop-in-replacement for vim, although it is for old fashioned vanilla vi, which people don't use much anymore. :wq

      --

      Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

    19. Re:Viper makes me happy by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2
      with Emacs and Linux, making a big deal out of load time would be silly

      Ah, I mostly use Solaris and Linux only now and then. Stats for a Sparc Ultra-60 dual 360 MHz processor box:

      Load time for Emacs: 5 seconds

      Load time for vi: <1 second

      Hence my preference... ;-)

    20. Re:Viper makes me happy by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Okay, but Solaris, like Linux, doesn't have to be reloaded all that
      often, does it? It's not like Windows 98, that has to be rebooted
      every day just on principle. You can just turn off the monitor when
      you go home at night (or, if it's at home, when you leave for work),
      and back on when you return.

      Same with Emacs. You don't need to exit it. In fact, there's very
      little point in doing that. You just leave it running. If you once
      in a while need to use something else (Mozilla or the Gimp, probably),
      you can just minimize Emacs and come back to it afterward.

      Five (or 10-15, on my PII/233) extra seconds after each power outage
      is just not a big deal to me. The load time of Emacs _did_ annoy
      me when I was using Windows. Since I swithed to a stable OS, it no
      longer bothers me. (I now leave my web browser open for days and
      days; sometimes I put off upgrading to new Mozilla milestones for
      up to a day or two after I download them, in order to get around to
      finishing reading and closing all those tabs I had open...)

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  30. This has got to be a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It would have been better if it was announced on April Fools day...

  31. hahaha by sanermind · · Score: 3, Funny
    That's great. Don't bother reading this comment. Nothing insightfull hear.

    ....but DAMN, that was funny. I loved the part about vimacs and emavics.... couldn't stop laughing. I don't understand why some people are posting complaints, like
    How dare a serious news site like /. put this on the main page


    Geesh. I'm glad for it, it brightened my day.
    --

    ---
    the pen is mightier than the sword, the sword is mightier than the court, the court is mightier than the pen.
    1. Re:hahaha by Xenph · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is a serious news site? Oh so that's why everyone is complaining about the case mod posts? I thought it was a place to find things of interest to the geeky world, silly me!!

      --
      #include <Xenph Yan>
  32. fake rhash... by monadicIO · · Score: 1

    Someday, all of us will actually read the news headers!

    --

    The law of excluded middle : Either I'm foo or I'm foobar

  33. Slashdot Nullifies Differences Between News, Hoax by jukal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As stated in some other thread as well, read the first 2 lines of the atleast : "Fake News written by James Baughn". And still, if you wish to speculate on the matter. Speculate on whether you are still capable of choosing your favorite /bin/l33t if you are capable of speculating on this speculative hoax?

  34. Had to be said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All your shell are belong to us!

    1. Re:Had to be said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it didn't. You suck. Please go back to your ass cave.

  35. Holy mother of god! by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've never seen such a collection of knee-jerk humorless reactionaries in my life!!! I think the responses to this article are funnier than the article itself.

    Warning: serious reactions to this article will go on your permanent record!!!

    --
    the growth in cynicism and rebellion has not been without cause
    1. Re:Holy mother of god! by Otter · · Score: 1
      I clicked on the story a couple of minutes after it was posted, and thought about dropping a comment pointing out that it's a satire and that people should hold their flames....

      ....and then realized -- where's the fun in that? I'll just check back in an hour and enjoy all the "This is a violation of the GPL! Red Hat is worse than Micro$haft!" posts!

    2. Re:Holy mother of god! by BluBrick · · Score: 2

      I will refrain from reposting the entire comment, but please don't make fun of the humourless.

      --
      Ahh - My eye!
      The doctor said I'm not supposed to get Slashdot in it!
  36. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by psavo · · Score: 5, Funny

    To be sure, I give the fuckers /dev/random. If lucky, it'll screw their terminal and they won't bother me.

    --
    fucktard is a tenderhearted description
  37. Only a few will truly grok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Ah, nothing like satire that only a small group
    >will truly grok. *grin*

    Anyone else want to join me in saying "SHUT THE FUCK UP HEMOS!" This is not even the remotest bit obscure, and I would guess at least 90% of slashdot readers will understand this. Seriously, what has slashdot editing come to? Why don't you get down off your horse Hemos, you are not 31337, and no one here thinks you are cool. How about some intelligent commentary? How about something that makes sense.

    If you don't have anything to say, then SHUT THE FUCK UP!

    1. Re:Only a few will truly grok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to agree that the comment is a bit on the stupid side. But with slashdot editors reposting stories from the week before, what can we expect. I for one think there ought to be a main page poll with the question: "Should OSDN layoff slashdot editors and hire new ones who know what they are doing"

    2. Re:Only a few will truly grok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even with his mention that it is satire apparently a large number of people were still stupid enough to think that it is a true story! So don't say they didn't at least try to warn you.

  38. Blatently off-topic. by pschmied · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    Here's a sample .zshrc file for those users more sophisticated than tcsh or bash users :-)

    Seriously though, MacOSX includes zsh and just about every Linux and BSD distro has a port. Give it a shot. It's worth it.

    # Peter's .zshrc. See http://www-106.ibm.com/developerworks/linux/librar y/l-z.html?open&l=335,t=gr,p=Z-Shell for more info
    # Comfort options
    setopt CORRECT AUTO_LIST AUTO_MENU
    alias ls='ls -F'
    alias ll='ls -laF'
    # Tab completion for "cd" only returns directories
    compctl -g '*(-/) .*(-/)' cd

    # Set the prompt
    PROMPT='%m}%~> '


    -Peter

  39. They are building an OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously RedHat is building thier own OS from the linux kernel dont complain that you want thier OS to work the way you want. If you want to stay with (GNU/)Linux then veer away from RedHat sooner or later the kernel RedHat uses will be incompatible with linus' kernel

  40. Re:Slashdot editor question by kryonD · · Score: 0

    Turns out we're both correct. I was definitely wrong about why the article was posted. But you have to admit I was right about the TROLL part. It was so good in fact, that I didn't even get past the title before I had linked through to the artle to see what was up. I must admit I was a bit curious on how someone would combine those two shells.

    --
    I've dirtied my hands writing poetry, for the sake of seduction; that is, for the sake of a useful cause. --Dostoevsky
  41. What's funnier? by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article itself, or the fact that it seems like the majority of posters have failed to:

    A) RTFA
    B) Notice that this is "from the funny-funny-haha dept."
    C) Read the editors comment Hemos left in the little blurb once again clueing them into the fact that the article is a joke just like the ignorant fools who have started to bitch already.

    1. Re:What's funnier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The article itself, or the fact that it seems like the majority of posters have failed to:

      A) RTFA
      B) Notice that this is "from the funny-funny-haha dept."
      C) Read the editors comment Hemos left in the little blurb once again clueing them into the fact that the article is a joke just like the ignorant fools who have started to bitch already.


      D) That the story is filed under the Humor icon.

    2. Re:What's funnier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The article itself, or the fact that it seems like the majority of posters have failed to:

      A) RTFA
      B) Notice that this is "from the funny-funny-haha dept."
      C) Read the editors comment Hemos left in the little blurb once again clueing them into the fact that the article is a joke just like the ignorant fools who have started to bitch already.

      D) That the story is filed under the Humor icon.

      E) ???
      F) Profit!!!

    3. Re:What's funnier? by Dog+and+Pony · · Score: 2

      You are taking all the fun out of this. ;-)

    4. Re:What's funnier? by ndnet · · Score: 1

      Actually, there's also the large foot on the side signifying funny stuff (Monty Python-esque?)

      This article was posted TO start a flame war. Now, of course, it's all in good fun, since real geeks know that at least those moronic vi users are better then MS's bottom-feeding paperclip lovers and csh-it-heads know when too much is enough, as in the case of MS's Denial Of Service..

      Was the article directly appropriate for mainstream Slashdot? No. Was it appropriate to post considering the category as well? Yes. It's not their fault if some pitiable fools forget how to use their %($#@! eyes before opening their mouths.

  42. Re:Come on guys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on guys, yes it was a rather silly comment for him to make, but definatly not "shut the f*** up" quality. So the editors mess up every now and then, cut them some slack!

  43. What's the point? by HeX86 · · Score: 1

    Instead of making bash like csh, or csh like bash, why don't they just not include one or the other. Duh....

    That or make their own...

    1. Re:What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      instead of offering redhat two different options, why don't you just go read the article?

      that or get sense of humor...

    2. Re:What's the point? by HeX86 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I don't have time to read every single article on slashdot? Or maybe I use slashdot so I don't have to go everywhere to read the articles?

      I think at least a majority of us can agree that this is a little out of character for slashdot. Usually there is something in the article at least implying that it is a joke.

      Regards,
      jh

  44. God... here we go as ususal. by Chicane-UK · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think its the 'anal' Linux zealots who ultimately stop Linux from moving forward because they are so stuck in their ways.

    If you dont like what Red Hat do then don't use their sodding distribution. There are plenty of other people out there who appreciate that Red Hat are interested in making the Linux experience as easy as possible for newer users, rather than confusing the hell out of them.

    Lord knows they pump enough cash & resources into the community, and all people do is bitch about em.

    --
    "Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!!"
    1. Re:God... here we go as ususal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Score: -1, Dumbass)

      its SATIRE, fucktard.

      Jeez

    2. Re:God... here we go as ususal. by !Squalus · · Score: 1

      It's HUMOR. RTFA - read the frigging article!

      HUMORIX.com

      --
      All Ad hominem replies happily ignored as the sender shall be deemed to lack the faculties to comprehend the equation.
    3. Re:God... here we go as ususal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HA HA YOU FOOL

  45. Re:VI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article:people that have accidentally started vi and couldn't figure out how to do anything -- or even how to quit

    Sadly, this has happened to me. Fortunately, the only thing I need a text editor for is little things like modifying config files in Quake, so pico or notepad work just fine.

  46. Best part from the article.. by schon · · Score: 5, Funny

    This bit had me rolling on the floor..

    The head of the Emacs Flame War Re-enactment Society (a group that re-enacts the great Usenet emacs versus vi flames wars of the 20th Century) said, "Red Hat is destroying our cultural heritage!

    Ahh.. I know guys who belong to war re-enactment societies.. and this about sums them up..

  47. The best post, ever by LoRider · · Score: 2

    I love it when Slashdot posts stuff like this. All the morons that don't read the articles look stupid when they go off on a tangent.

    It's like April 1st but better.

    For the record, I can be caught not reading the articles from time to time - but I never said I wasn't a moron.

    --
    LoRider
    1. Re:The best post, ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I love it when Slashdot posts stuff like this. All the morons that don't read the articles look stupid when they go off on a tangent.
      But how can I get Frist Post _and_ read the article?
  48. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by TheLastUser · · Score: 1

    /bin/false ? Personally, I prefer the features of /bin/nosuchshell

  49. hm by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

    how are they going to manage to avoid the thousands of #!/bin/bash scripts?

    its one thing to say they want to *create* another unified shell say, /bin/rh-shell or somesuch, which 'unifies' shell differences (?why?) but how are you they going to do this without the headaches?

    they would be further ahead to just say "we use /bin/bash" and switch EVERYTHING in RedHat GNU/Linux to it.

    1. Re:hm by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      ok, mod me into oblivion - i admit, i didnt read the article...

      you know, i need to start taking shit less serious... ITS A JOKE MAN! whoops.

    2. Re:hm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew we could count on you to fly off the handle without RTFA, Mr. Nuance.

    3. Re:hm by Arandir · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      how are they going to manage to avoid the thousands of #!/bin/bash scripts?

      All those thousands of scripts need to be burned anyway. bash does not belong under /bin. That's where sh and csh live. bash is NOT sh.

      --
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    4. Re:hm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BWAHA STICKLER

    5. Re:hm by BluBrick · · Score: 2

      Fool! There is no problem that cannot be resolved with the judicious use of symlinks or duct tape. (BTW, you need to remove /dev/satire, it seems to be a symlink to /dev/null)

      --
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    6. Re:hm by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      hey, go easy - I always go off the handle - but i almost always read the article, Mr. Anon. CoWard.

  50. True Comedy... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Dude, you are right, it's a fake story! It's Satire! THEY ARE NOT REALLY DOING THIS SO CALM DOWN! Dind't the foot as the Icon give you Clue #2? :x:q or was that ^q? Damn Vimacs!"

    I think the real comedy here isn't the satirical write-up, but the responses to it.

  51. Vi versus Emacs... by xcomputer_man · · Score: 2

    I hope this link is enough to convince them.

    I also hope that page ends the debates once and for all!

    1. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by Senjutsu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not really. Vi is a word in several languages, which hugely inflates the results.

    2. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      BUT, if you remove all of the VI links that include swear words, EMACS would definitely be the winner.

    3. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by frankthechicken · · Score: 4, Funny

      And according to this VI is more popular than sex, proving that the computer is the geek's tool.

    4. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over 27 million hits all asking "how do I get out of this *(&#*$^ vi thing?!?!?"

    5. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by kasperd · · Score: 3, Informative

      Vi is a word in several languages.

      Yes, as an example "vi" happens to be the danish word for "we".

      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
    6. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by Leto2 · · Score: 2

      On that googlefight.com site, you should click "classics". One of them lists 'bill gates' vs. 'linus torvald'[sic]. No wonder it's 3M hits against 2k, if you misspeel 'torvalds'....

      --
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    7. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by IXI · · Score: 1

      I also hope that page ends the debates once and for all!

      It doesn't, because comparing vi to emacs is like comparing ed to vi, and here's the result:

      ed vs. vi

      --
      He saw some dirty arabs and fired. Too bad it was just some friendly kurds, BBC reporters and his fellow cowboys.
    8. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      Vi is a word in several languages, which hugely inflates the results.

      Not to mention all those "Episode VI," "Rocky VI," and "Star Trek VI" fan pages out there that skew the results even further.

      --

      I write in my journal
    9. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linus wouldn't win anyway...

    10. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by mijok · · Score: 0

      and the Swedish

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    11. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Norwegian! :)

    12. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by coraxo · · Score: 1

      Yeah!

      Even Debian kicks Sex's ass. :-))

      --
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    13. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > No wonder it's 3M hits against 2k, if you misspeel 'torvalds'....

      But Linux users can't spell, as evidenced by the comments (and news stories) on this site.

      You'd have to do a combined search for torvalds, thorvalds, tarwads, turvald, taht finnish d00d, torovaldos, t0rv4ldz ...

    14. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by pomakis · · Score: 2

      They also mis-spelt McDonald's as Mac Donald's in a fight against Burger King, causing Burger King to unfairly win by a landslide.

    15. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by Zagadka · · Score: 1

      I always think it's hilarious that emacs users complain about how hard it is to get out of vi when it's every bit as hard to get out of emacs.

    16. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by kasperd · · Score: 1

      and the Swedish
      Don't forget Norwegian! :)


      I should have mentioned that, but I was not 100% sure.

      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
    17. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And according to this [googlefight.com] VI is more popular than sex

      Not surprising if you consider that even a geek can get vi for free.
    18. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by ranulf · · Score: 2
      BUT, if you remove all of the VI links that include swear words, EMACS would definitely be the winner

      But if you also remove all the emacs links that include swear words, vi would win. emacs is a worst swear word there is.

    19. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Yes, as an example "vi" happens to be the danish word for "we". "

      Another example would be that "VI" means "Six", which in Hollywood means "Despite being real old, the actors in this franchise still got it."

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      "Derp de derp."
    20. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by Kynde · · Score: 2

      And according to this [googlefight.com] VI is more popular than sex, proving that the computer is the geek's tool.

      Close, but not quite. You should've said "because of the computer the geek has no use for his tool".

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    21. Re:Vi versus Emacs... by bobobear · · Score: 1

      > I hope this link [googlefight.com] is enough to convince them.
      > I also hope that page ends the debates once and for all!

      Actually, this link inly proves, that emacs needs much less explaining than vi to be able to work with it. The usual scenario would run somewhat like this:

      Mr X. User is typing a text of some sort into vi, then he notices a couple of mistakes he made, tries to make the appropriate changes, gets completely lost, cannot find the key he needs to pressm then fires up his Mozilla and types something like "vi in human terms" or "how do i use vi with only 10 fingers?" into Google.

      The rest is silence.

  52. Yea! for redhat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before everyone starts to bag on Redhat because they are Nullifying the shell prompt think about who the target audience is for their product. This is not for the bitchy whiney IT professional who want to tweak the hell out of their system. It is for professionals who actually do productive work on their computer. By productive work I mean anything which is not related to IT work. Let's get real, computers are meant to simply people lives and make them more productive. Instead Linux people hold the notion that Linux is meant to consume all of ones time reading how-to and figuring out how to configure the dam thing. I for one believe that much more will have to change in Linux before it goes mainstream and this will piss even more of you purist off...

    1. Re:Yea! for redhat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Let's get real, computers are meant to simply people lives and make them more productive
      heh, smell like windows spirit here... sighed
      Instead Linux people hold the notion that Linux is meant to consume all of ones time reading how-to and figuring out how to configure the dam thing.
      Yeah well, hopefully, some guys out there DO actually READ the manuals... *grin*

      cheers

      ``Of course it runs NetBSD.''

  53. At least the size would be reduced... by Raleel · · Score: 5, Funny

    by at least one cd, if they removed emacs.

    I told a coworker of mine that the 2.4.x kernel cannot support a statically compiled emacs, because of the 2TB file limit.

    --
    -- Who is the bigger fool? The fool or the fool who follows him? --
    1. Re:At least the size would be reduced... by iabervon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Size of emacs: 4763354
      Size of libqt-mt: 10796068
      Size of libc.a: 24187284

      A statically compiled emacs may be pretty big, but it's also 98% libc. Emacs has had a reputation for being really big for ten years, but it's really only big for ten years ago.

      (file sizes are from my local builds)

    2. Re:At least the size would be reduced... by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 3, Informative

      Christ almighty, what the hell do they put in libc to make it 24 megs? On my FreeBSD system, libc.a is 1568K, and there is talk on the mailing list of finding ways to trim it down.

      --
      You had me at "dicks fuck assholes".
    3. Re:At least the size would be reduced... by MSG · · Score: 2

      $ ls -l /usr/lib/libc.a
      -rw-r--r-- 1 root root 2233342 Sep 5 15:59 /usr/lib/libc.a

      I wonder where the libc quoted came from? iabervon said they were "local builds", so they're probably all unstripped, possibly even with debugging symbols. All of those sizes are much bigger than the size of the binaries on RHL8.0 on ix86. Red Hat's glibc package as a whole is only 9 MB, and that contains all of the standard C libraries (far more than libc.a) as well as character conversion libaries.

    4. Re:At least the size would be reduced... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is the bigger fool? The fool or the fool who follows him?

      Look, you twat, we've talked about this before. Get the fucking quote right! The correct quote is:

      "Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?"

      Get in there and change your sig RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

      I hates ignorant bizzatches.

    5. Re:At least the size would be reduced... by holle2 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Just for completeness:

      libc.a propably contains symbols and debugging info. If you compare libc.a and libc.so you'll see the difference:

      $ ls -l /lib/libc.so.6 /usr/lib/libc.a
      -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 1343073 Mai 11 2001 /lib/libc.so.6*
      -rw-r--r-- 1 root root 24539184 Mai 11 2001 /usr/lib/libc.a
      or in more human readable format:
      $ ls -lh /lib/libc.so.6 /usr/lib/libc.a
      -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 1.3M Mai 11 2001 /lib/libc.so.6*
      -rw-r--r-- 1 root root 23M Mai 11 2001 /usr/lib/libc.a

      With /lib/libc.so.6 only being linked to:
      $ ldd /lib/libc.so.6
      /lib/ld-linux.so.2 => /lib/ld-linux.so.2 (0x40000000)

      And stripping symbols yields this:
      $ ls -lh libc.a
      -rw-r--r-- 1 holle users 23M Nov 5 08:34 libc.a
      $ strip libc.a
      $ ls -lh libc.a
      -rw-r--r-- 1 holle users 1.6M Nov 5 08:34 libc.a
      Voilá
    6. Re:At least the size would be reduced... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what does "rpm -qf /usr/lib/libc.a" return ?

    7. Re:At least the size would be reduced... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is simply not true, it's 24 megs in size because you have the glibc-devel installed, which means you have all the debug information with it. Without debug info you get around inbetween 1-2 Megs.

      I gave a -1 Overrated because it's a simply not true, b) confuses people in actually beliving it's the normal size glibc uses.

    8. Re:At least the size would be reduced... by jonadab · · Score: 3, Funny

      A while back, I compared the sizes of source tarballs for Emacs
      21.0.105 versus the then-current milestone of Mozilla. Emacs was
      larger. (I did this comparison because someone had filed a request
      in Bugzilla that the editor have an Emacs emulation mode. I suggested
      that it would be less work to have a Mozilla emulation mode in Emacs.)

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    9. Re:At least the size would be reduced... by iabervon · · Score: 2

      None of these are stripped, because I've got plenty of disk space. It goes down by a large factor if you strip them (but then you don't get such interesting crash dumps). While the absolute sizes are a bit excessive, the proportion is what matters here.

  54. Worst code? by vmfedor · · Score: 0
    Here you have it, the most compatible and cross-platform program in existence:

    int main( void ) { return 0; }

    .. and there you have it. Now, if coders could only stick with THIS fantastic code design, the world would be a better place. ;D

    - vmfedor

    --

    I like my women how I like my sugar.. granulated.

    1. Re:Worst code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Older compilers would choke on a type in the function header.
      You meant to say:
      int main() { return 0; }

  55. Red Hat is doing the Right Thing (TM) by Karma+Sucks · · Score: 1

    I know there are many complaints about this, but think about all the *advantages* of this move.

    Users really don't give a damn whether they are running bash or csh. What they want is a shell that works. If the user is clueful enough to want to original behaviour, then she can damn well compile her own shell.

    Me likes. Go Red Hat!

    --
    (Please browse at -1 to read this comment.)
    1. Re:Red Hat is doing the Right Thing (TM) by tunah · · Score: 3, Funny
      So your line of thinking is:
      1. Don't read article
      2. Post "insightful" comment, completely missing the fact that this was all a joke
      3. Get mocked by me
      4. ???
      5. Profit!
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  56. Pee++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While they are at it why don't they nullify the difference between Perl and C++. They could call it Pee++

    1. Re:Pee++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if they want to nullify the distance between their ass and my foot?

  57. I use the new shell .. by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. and it's actually pretty good, especially for newbies. For instance, "redhat-list-my-files-in-current-directory" is a little heavily branded, but it makes a lot more sense than "ls" to a new user. And the "Are you sure you want to run 'xyz' (Y/n)" prompts after every command saved my ass a couple times. Getting rid of all commands that can delete files is also great for security, and that's definitely an advantage over other distros.

    The only thing that really tripped me up was that Red Hat mapped "delete character" to the "d" key (probably to fix the whole backspace/delete confusion once and for all). And the character D is mapped to ^X-F4 which is a little hard to type at first but you get used to it. Since they made this change system-wide I learned it pretty fast.

    All in all a step in the right direction. Of course power users can always use another distro, or just type their system's source code onto the hard drive from scratch or whatever it is they do for fun on Saturday nights.

    1. Re:I use the new shell .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course power users can always use another distro, or just type their system's source code onto the hard drive from scratch or whatever it is they do for fun on Saturday nights.

      Can I quote you on that? It's fantastic, lol...

  58. Clippy by Namtar · · Score: 1

    I just hope they add a clippy like interface to emacs. Nothing like having productivity interuped by a dancing paperclip. It's not fare that vi gets one. vigor

    --
    Linux. Because a 386 is a terrible thing to waste.
    1. Re:Clippy by Piquan · · Score: 1

      There's a reason it's not in Emacs. From the original Vigor release announcement (at the bottom of the page you pointed to):

      ...Holveck denies rumors that he created the program as part of a plot to encourage the use of Emacs...
    2. Re:Clippy by skeedlelee · · Score: 2, Funny

      For one fleeting moment I thought someone was doing that seriously. The screenshots page says enough, freakin' hilarious. Ideally there'd be some way to install that so it launched unsuspectingly on some poor coworker.

      Hmmmm.... what's this extra window...

      "Are you sure you want to move left?"

      WTF!? yes I'm sure... [Much time passes]AH!... that should close it...

      "Are you sure you don't want to close the Vigor asistant?"

      Yes I'm sure I want to close it... huh!
      -finally notices the laughing in the background-

  59. Do not despair by salimma · · Score: 2

    It's all configurable by toggling a GConf key. Unfortunately the next release of Red Hat will continue the trend by making all their configuration tool GUIs, and move to a database format for their GConf keys, so... .. you will need a GUI to change your TUI!

    --
    Michel
    Fedora Project Contribut
  60. Re:Slashdot Nullifies Differences Between News, Ho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think you mean SLASHDOT readers..

    the actual post said its satire, the "dept" is "funny-funny-haha".. its the posters that are dumbasses.

  61. RH started a new kind of flame war. . . by Monkey-Man2000 · · Score: 1

    vimacs or emavics. I say vimacs!

    --
    This post was generated by a Cadre of Uber Monkeys for Monkey-Man2000 (603495).
  62. It DOES matter by m11533 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Please keep in mind that the reason we have the wide variety of shells is because each has their own stengths and weaknesses. For example, csh on the surface is more user friendly, but once you start doing non-trival things with you, you quickly run into "quoting hell" (long before dll hell existed there was quoting hell). The original shell sh was unforgiving and inflexible. Korn shell, ksh, was pretty nifty, but it was never as widely adopted as it should have been, probably because it did not propagate the problems of csh.

    Anyway, my point here is to say that if one is going to work at the command line level, it really does matter which shell you use. And, combined shells, shells that try to be all shells in one always involve compromise, making some things less good and others better than they are in the un-mingled shells. Thus, I really don't see the value in yet another round of trying to merge the shells into a single shell, and then have everything split off again.

    Some people argue that scripting is now dominated by the "higher level scripting languages" such as Perl, and thus it no longer matters which shell you use. I guess I could buy this IF all scripting was done in these languages AND they were universal in all Unix/Linux systems. But, I don't see it being there right now. Which is what really matters, because when I have to write my next portable shell script, I'm still going to have to pick my shell, and I'm going to end up going for the closest to ksh that I can find.

  63. Csh and Bash = ? by cranos · · Score: 1

    CASH!!

    I know, I know, its very sad, Im sorry I'll go back to my corner now

    1. Re:Csh and Bash = ? by Abwh · · Score: 1

      man, it's been long since I laughed so hard...

      very hilarious sh** :)

      My stupid VB-only coworkers are missing all the fun, poor bastards...

      --
      Gerry -- #include "ea!.h"
    2. Re:Csh and Bash = ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1: Combine Csh and Bash to get Cash
      2: Profit!!!

  64. HERE HERE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree!!!

  65. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by DragonWyatt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    /bin/false

    It really is much more secure.


    Actually, in some old *nixes, that absolutely was NOT the case. If the shell in /etc/passwd returned a non-zero value (note that /bin/false always returns 1), 'login' would drop them immediately to an emergency shell for 'maintenance'- usually a statically-linked Bourne shell, and sometimes a setuid root version!

    Not that this behavious persists today, but just to be safe, use /bin/true instead ;) .

    --
    Don't sweat the petty things. But do pet the sweaty things.
  66. In related news... by cmeans · · Score: 3, Funny
    Continuing it's efforts to blend various distinct elements of Open Source projects into unified implementations (See previous articles on GUIs and CLIs), RedHat will soon be providing a single application development & scripting language to replace C/C++, Perl, Python, Java, Forth, and Smalltalk.

    The new language doesn't have a name yet, but you can be sure that few will like the idea, many will have an opinion, and noone will read the actual announcement.

    1. Re:In related news... by __past__ · · Score: 5, Funny
      RedHat will soon be providing a single application development & scripting language to replace C/C++, Perl, Python, Java, Forth, and Smalltalk.

      The new language doesn't have a name yet,

      It has. It is called Lisp.

      Heathen.

    2. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say it, don't spray it!

  67. oh come *on*!! by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    Surely this is a hoax?

    If it isn't then the Redhat guys behind it have to be certifiably insane.

    --
    In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    1. Re:oh come *on*!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's an idea, READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE. Then you'll know whether or not this is a hoax.

      Christ, you don't even have to read the article, it says "from the funny-funny-haha dept." in the summary.

      If you were so fucking dense that you couldn't realize it was satirical from the above, you could've read the 50 comments previous to your own amazing pearl of wisdom and figured it out from there.

  68. RedHat nullifies differences by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    Heh! Heh! Good one, It's gonna hurt from laughing on a full stomach

    --
    C|N>K
  69. Its Funny. Laugh. by mattsucks · · Score: 1
    I think its funny to click the "It's Funny. Laugh." link and see:
    HTTP/1.1 200 OK Date: Mon, 04 Nov 2002 23:38:53 GMT Server: Apache/1.3.26 (Unix) mod_gzip/1.3.19.1a mod_perl/1.27 mod_ssl/2.8.10 OpenSSL/0.9.6g X-Powered-By: Slash 2.003000 Connection: close Transfer-Encoding: chunked Content-Type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1
    OK
    The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.
    Please contact the server administrator, pater@slashdot.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

    More information about this error may be available in the server error log.
  70. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by r_j_prahad · · Score: 2

    And especially so when you complement its use with the /dev/null video accelerator.

  71. how true by (startx) · · Score: 2

    Life-free geeks who care about this stuff all use Debian or Slackware anyway."

    from the article, 'nuff said :-)

  72. Can't wait for vimacs by SiliconEntity · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seriously, I often have vi running in the left window and emacs in the right hand one. It's a good mental exercise to switch back and forth between them frequently. I wish I could train myself to use my right hand for emacs and the left for vi, but I'm not there yet. Maybe I could do it with two chord keyboards?

    1. Re:Can't wait for vimacs by MyHair · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wish I could train myself to use my right hand for emacs and the left for vi, but I'm not there yet. Maybe I could do it with two chord keyboards?

      Chord keyboards are too expensive. During troubleshooting a PC last week I had a ps/2 keyboard and a USB keyboard hooked up while trying to get the USB keyboard to work for the power-on password. After finishing I coincidentally had two working keyboards at 90 degree angles in a comfortable position for my hands. (This was a cubicle with a desk on each wall plus the little shelf that goes between them.) For the amusement of a coworker and myself I typed a few sentences and was surprised to see how natural it was for me.

      Now, as many geeks know, Dvorak made one-handed keyboard layouts, one for the left and one for the right. I've had thoughts about learning the left one to keep my mouse hand free (one or two Slashdotters have claimed they do this; I haven't because I'm a tech/sysadmin and use everyone else's keyboards), but now you and I could learn the left- and right-hand Dvoraks for simultaneous vi & emacs usage.

      If we can do that, then we can probably solve that Palestinean-Israeli thing afterwards.

    2. Re:Can't wait for vimacs by csmorris · · Score: 1

      I've had thoughts about learning the left one to keep my mouse hand free. Is that what they're calling it these days? :D

      --
      I place the blame squarely upon tight pants.
    3. Re:Can't wait for vimacs by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

      Speaking of one-handed typing.....

      I remember reading that the original Virtual Valerie game (the first interactive porn application, for B + W Macintosh) had a couple requests to change the command keys. Seems they wanted them remapped so they could be typed with one hand. Sadly, and surprisingly, I couldn't find anything about the original Virtual Valerie online...

    4. Re:Can't wait for vimacs by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      I just pulled out a USB keyboard to try this out... and I must say, it's very odd... the only problem is htat you don't get the ability to hit the shift key with the other hand... that's a nice time saver that I usually use....

      I like your idea of the two one-handed dvorak keyboards though... and I myself have though about learning LH-Dvorak to free my mouse...

      --

      I am unamerican, and proud of it!
    5. Re:Can't wait for vimacs by MyHair · · Score: 1

      ...the only problem is htat you don't get the ability to hit the shift key with the other hand...

      For me, the shift keys worked fine. That is, I could use my left-hand keyboard for typing a capital "I" with my right-hand keyboard and vice versa for a capital "D". I expected that to be a problem before I tried it, but it worked. It was a surprisingly comfortable arrangement to type like that--with my head and body pointed to the monitor in the corner of two cube-shelfs/desks meeting, with a kb to each side so my hands were roughly at 90 degree angles to each other.

      This was with a Windows 2000 PC, a normal ps/2 keyboard and a Compaq wireless USB keyboard/mouse combo. (That is, one USB wireless access point served the mouse and keyboard.) I haven't tried it on other OSes.

  73. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  74. satire that only a small group will truly grok by verch · · Score: 2

    Like, say, the group that actually uses the word 'grok' in conversation?

  75. Can you really claim it's small by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when at least half of slashdot's readers (i.e., hundreds of thousands of people) probably understand the joke, even if 90% fall for it.

  76. I'm feeding the trolls. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step 1: Imagine a beowolf cluster of these.
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: Profit.

    All done.

  77. Re:hahaha ---- SAD by Sex_On_The_Beach · · Score: 0


    This is SAD. NERD humour! Get a life will ya!

  78. Re:Slashdot editor question by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 0

    No, you're pretty much wrong on all points. It's not a troll at all, it's satire.

    It's ok, though. We can't all be smrt.

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    --
    the strongest word is still the word "free"
  79. Slackware!!!! by GC · · Score: 1, Troll

    Slackware!!!!!!!!!!

    god, I'm glad I type slow at this time of the evening. (Joke lost to eternity with newbie moderators)

    Yes... the last slackware zealot has spoken..

    Go Patrick! Go Patrick! Go Patrick! Go Patrick! Go Patrick! Go Patrick! Go Patrick! Go Patrick!

    yah right, mod this troll, see if I care... ever tried Slackware have you?

    1. Re:Slackware!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slackware rules! My first distro, my only distro, going on eight years. Can't be beat.

  80. Fuck Redhat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right up their stupid asses!

    Seriously, lighten up, people. Smoke a bowl, download Slackware, and quit beetching. You wanna roll your own Linux, grow your own Linux, then you'll get exactly what you're tokin' for.

    Sweetleaf Linux. Now there's an idea.

  81. Makes you wonder... by aWalrus · · Score: 1
    nothing like satire that only a small group will truly grok


    Yeah, wouldn't it be cool to find that small group? ... Oh, you meant Slashdot readers? mmmhh... keep looking.

    note: Apparently the moderation system does work, since most of the knee-jerk reactions from people who didn't read the article are buried in this thread =)
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  82. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by jpetts · · Score: 5, Funny

    /bin/false

    That is simply not true...

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  83. sv_pedant 1 by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 2

    Worst...misuse...of..."grok"...ever.

    1. Re:sv_pedant 1 by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      How's that misuse of grok? I wouldn't put "truly grok" together, but I think Jubal does at least once.

  84. Redhat = Suits that don't know what Unix is about! by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    Red Hat has sold it's soul. If this is true they
    have no clue what Unix is about. We've got to do
    something about this! They are bastardizing our OS!

  85. Shell access? by dark-br · · Score: 1

    I give my users /dev/null :) that's the perfect cli.

  86. But the best part is... by mengel · · Score: 1

    ... the "Emacs Flame War Re-enactment Society (a group that re-enacts the great Usenet emacs versus vi flames wars of the 20th Century)"

    For those who missed it the first time, take a look at: this or this thread -- the oldest one I could find on Google...

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  87. One might always try the by jpetts · · Score: 1

    standard linux access shell...

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  88. also on that site...linux for your toilet by atari2600 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bob Hutzfield has put a dozen copies of "Red Hat Linux 10.0" up for auction at eBay.com. He claims that his toilet is the portal to a "temporal vortex singularity" and that the toilet periodically spits out items from the future. Last week, a package containing twelve Red Hat Linux 10.0 shrink-wrapped boxes materialized at the toilet vortex. Hutzfield is now offering them at auction with a minimum bid of US$1000.

    The following press release was taken from the eBay auction page. Hutzfield claims that he found this press release inside the package that emerged from his toilet vortex.

    Click here RH10.0Linux for the toilet

    1. Re:also on that site...linux for your toilet by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      Bob Hutzfield has put a dozen copies of "Red Hat Linux 10.0" up for auction at eBay.com. He claims that his toilet is the portal to a "temporal vortex singularity" and that the toilet periodically spits out items from the future.

      That means he figured out how to get Laverne out of tentacle jail :-)

      (note to mods: If you don't get it, you obviously never played "Day of the Tentacle". You should. Right now.)

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  89. talking about windows and Linux by atari2600 · · Score: 1

    RALEIGH-DURHAM, NC -- HypeNewsWire -- Red Hat, the producer of the most popular Linux distribution with over 25 million estimated users, is proud to announce the availability of Red Hat Linux 10.0. The latest version contains the new Linux 6.2 kernel, the Z Window System 2.0, full support for legacy Windows 3.x/9x/200x/NT software apps, and more. Copies of Red Hat Linux 10.0 will be available in stores on CD-ROM, DVD-ROM, or GNUDE (GNU Digital Encoding) disks within the next week.

    Compaq, Dell, Gateway, and several other large computer manufacturers have announced that they will offer computer systems with Red Hat 10.0 pre-installed. "We can sell systems with Red Hat pre-installed for considerably less than systems with Microsoft ActiveWindows 2001. Overall, Red Hat Linux's superior quality, low price, and modest system requirements puts Windows to shame," one Dell spokesperson said at last week's LinDex convention.

    Read more here - i cant resist this Redhat 10.x

    1. Re:talking about windows and Linux by houseofmore · · Score: 1

      Just as lame as the first time you posted it.

  90. Little green men are comin' for ya! by houseofmore · · Score: 1

    Would you people read the bloody article. It's a spoof.

  91. Re:linux.elc by B3Geek · · Score: 1

    Actually, I believe the linux kernel has been ported to elisp.

  92. They should let you choose... by pilot1 · · Score: 1

    whether you want them unified, or the normal way. I will be VERY angry if they do it without letting you have a choice in the matter during the Red Hat install.

  93. Huh? Am I dumb? by coupland · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why would they even *want* to do this. Like 90% of all Linux users I use the shell chosen by my distro. That's almost 100% Bash. I've done some pretty techie stuff with my system and tend to be a pretty advanced RedHat user but the thought of changing my shell never even occurred to me. After all, it works just great, why would I care? It seems to me only total techie geeks would reject the Bash shell and if they're so damn techie why create a distro that limits this ability. Am I missing something here???

  94. Let RH do what they want by POds · · Score: 0

    Seriously people, there are soooooooo many linux distros out there, im pretty sure it would only take a few days, and before you know it, you have a new favourite distro.

    This reminds me of a SubWay add here in Australia. This same guy comes in everyday at the same time and orders the same thing. Someone else tells him to try something different. He ignores initialy, but eventualy gives in and gives another Sub a try.

    After a few minutes of pricing information and pretty pictures, we return to our borring old friend and find, not only did he like the new Sub, but he has a "new favourite".

    What does this mean? Well, just like in the Sub add, the consumer was already happy, and had no reason to change. But when he did venture outside of his familiar souroundings, he foudn he loved it.

    Now our situation is a little different because they're forcing us to conform to something we're not used to.

    So while you might want to fight it, and tell RH boo boo, other people might be praising this move. So, why dont you look at some other platforms with a unix flavour. Like the hundreds of Linux distros out there? Maybe also you could dip your toe in to the BSD's? Maybe have a go at MacOSX and see what all the fuss is about?

    Bottom line, if you dont like it, dont use it, find something else that does what you want it to do. Thats not going to be hard either!!!!

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  95. Ed is the standard editor by joe_bruin · · Score: 2

    from http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ed.msg.html
    i found the original alt.religion.emacs post here: groups.google.com

    ... nevermind, there is no way this post is making it past the lameness filter. too bad, read the link.

    1. Re:Ed is the standard editor by POds · · Score: 0

      Think of DOS
      Think of configurable
      Know pretent you love it like a religion

      Now, runn along and install your latest RH distro and find something that says terminal on your desktop and press it.

      type

      > man man

      Theres a good start :)

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    2. Re:Ed is the standard editor by skeedlelee · · Score: 1

      Still chuckling about the fact that you DIDN'T make up the alt.religion.emacs part

    3. Re:Ed is the standard editor by josh+crawley · · Score: 5, Funny

      When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi *and* Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages like, 'C-h for help' and '"foo" File is read only'. So I use the editor that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time.
      Ed, man! !man ed
      ED(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual ED(1)
      NAME
      ed - text editor
      SYNOPSIS
      ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
      DESCRIPTION
      Ed is the standard text editor.
      ---
      Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed because it's ED! "Ed is the standard text editor." And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:

      -rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed
      -rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi
      -rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs

      Of course, on the system *I* administrate, vi is symlinked to ed. Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K; and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!

      "Ed is the standard text editor." Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:

      golem$ ed

      ?
      help
      ?
      ?
      ?
      quit
      ?
      exit
      ?
      bye
      ?
      hell o?
      ?
      eat flaming death
      ?
      ^C
      ?
      ^C
      ?
      ^D
      ?
      ---
      Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm the novice with verbosity.

      "Ed is the standard text editor." Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.
      ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!

      When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!! Not a "viitor". Not a "emacsitor". Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!

      TEXT EDITOR.

      When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their "edlin" on a UNIX standard, did they mimic vi? No. Emacs? Surely you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all. The standard.

      Ed is for those who can *remember* what they are working on. If you are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If you are an Emacs, you should not be vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION. THE SO-CALLED "VISUAL" EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!!

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    4. Re:Ed is the standard editor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ed is the standard, and this is the standard ed comment.

    5. Re:Ed is the standard editor by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

      TECO anyone? Gotta love an editor that having a cat walk across your keyboard has as much chance as doing somethnig useful as you do.

    6. Re:Ed is the standard editor by global_diffusion · · Score: 2

      Thank you. I laughed out loud.

  96. Will someone please explain to a Windows nerd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...just what is the difference between the Bourne Again shell and Csh? Why should I care?

  97. Hmmm... by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 2

    With all of the gaps being closed in being able to pick one distribution over the next, I give the bounty to the first distribution to NOT include Emacs in the "default install" button. Oh yea, and include blackbox/fluxbox as one of the "default" window managers. (they can put KDE and GNOME on the "options" or "Contributed" CD). And why they are at it, they can decide on 1 font manager (xfstt) for the whole distribution VS. the 1 font manager for each app you see nowdays. That should be a pretty cool distro that I could throw at this old assed hardware that I have.

    PS -- The article made me laugh hard, and miss satirewire even more.

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  98. Hemos, please read this!!!! by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I don't make jokes about race....

    I really find jokes about peoples countries of origin un-funny.

    Jokes about religion turn me off...

    And jokes about screwing around with my CLI drive me into a rage worthy of the Lord GOD HIMSELF!

    Next time you post an un-funny article like this, I start calling you funny names!

    But Hemos is a pretty funny name to begin with, so I don't have a clue where to start. ;-)

    Note to moderators: It's FUNNY, not offtopic.

    1. Re:Hemos, please read this!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 Overrated because absoulte un-funny does not exist.

    2. Re:Hemos, please read this!!!! by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 1

      Moderation Totals: Flamebait=1, Overrated=1, Total=2.

      OK, OK.... But at least it's as funny as the article. ;-)

  99. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
    Not that this behavious persists today, but just to be safe, use /bin/true instead ;) .

    Hopefully I will never see this behavior. I doubt I'll ever work on anything old enough, though. I put /bin/true in /etc/shells so I can assign it to a user so they can ftp but not log in; I use /bin/false to not even let them log in (but still let them authenticate.)

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  100. Linux running to catch up with Microsoft again by crush · · Score: 2

    .NET has had this implemented from the word go and what do we get from Red Hat? A hopeless kludge attempting to reverse-engineer the behavior. Linux advocates should stop trying to push compliance with The-Other-OS and develop new strategies instead.

    Several German laboratories have already developed innovative foot-pedal interfaces to the kernel and I'd really prefer to see people installing them on their own systems and sending bug reports to the developers.

  101. bash is ok, (t)csh must die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bash and other Bourne shell syntax shells are acceptable, but tcsh and csh must die.

  102. Eh? by quantax · · Score: 2

    - If you thought this was real: silly monkey, pay attention next time.

    - If you thought this was real and proceeded to post with that assumption: you have shown the way of the dumb monkey.

    - If you thought this was real and flamed as a result: dumb ass.

    - You understood this was humorous and proceeded to flame for that reason: kill yourself.

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  103. Sorry d00dz, I need my ksh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I touch type ksh emacs mode editor commands, including for path completion. I can not use other shells.

  104. In other news... by Chacham · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Red Hat is also planning on nullifying the difference between:

    • /bin/true and /bin/false, to keep people from having login-shells.. consistently.
    • Windows and Linux, what better way to get into the desktop market.
    • American English and British English, so we can more easily speak a foreign language.
    • Amazon and Barnes & Noble, so everyone is just one-click away
    • Free software and Open Software, because noone knows the difference anyway.

    In the end Red Hat shall rule supreme, replacing Microsoft as the One true OS.

  105. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    netbsd has a nologin that simply prints out
    nee nee nee nee!

  106. Yes, yes you are. by Da+Masta · · Score: 2

    RTFA ;-)

  107. Re:Redhat = Suits that don't know what Unix is abo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You, Sir, are the world's greatest living genius. I salute you.

  108. Nah, try this for more fun... by starseeker · · Score: 2

    Setup Clisp as their login shell. No I'm not kidding it actually is possible, see http://clisp.cons.org/clash.html

    Although it is security through obscurity, you'll be hard pressed find a more amusing setup, and to top it off it's more painful for the user. By security by obscurity standards you'll be hard pressed to do much better - they have to solve the chicken egg problem of getting to the man pages to figure out the command prompt. And that's the advanced users.

    I have this great mental image of a black hat trying to run his newfangled worm on a machine with a clisp prompt... :-)

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    1. Re:Nah, try this for more fun... by sinserve · · Score: 2

      I *WISH* that happened to me, I really wouldn't bother h4x0ring the system, I will
      be busy being preductive, specially if (list-all-packages) or *features* had some CLOCC
      in the them :-D

  109. Below the belt by Jim+Norton · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Over the years, we've received nearly 1,000 technical support calls from people that have accidentally started vi and couldn't figure out how to do anything -- or even how to quit."

    I resent that! I know how to quit when using vi! ALT-F2! kill -9 vi!

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    1. Re:Below the belt by rtaylor · · Score: 2

      Yup.. That was my first week with unix. vi is tough to quit, but I never once anticipated :help being the way to help.

      Thanks to ee I seem to have made it :)

      Vim truely is an improvement on vi. Tells you how to exit the first time you accidentally load it.

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      Rod Taylor
    2. Re:Below the belt by OzRoy · · Score: 1

      Thats not really that stupid.

      When I first started using linux that is how I quit vi for a while. Yep thats right. I learnt the kill command before I found out how to quite vi.

    3. Re:Below the belt by andrewski · · Score: 1

      Which would leave you with a COMPLETELY annoying save file tucked away somewhere on your box.

    4. Re:Below the belt by Mosaic · · Score: 1

      So that's how you quit vi!

      And all this time I thought the reset button was the only way!

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    5. Re:Below the belt by Quaryon · · Score: 1

      "...accidentally started vi..."

      - you mean there are some people who start it deliberately?!!

      Q.

  110. Re:Will someone please explain to a Windows nerd.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You shouldn't care. Just live in Bill Gate's wonderland "Windows nerd" (now that is quite funny).

  111. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by alcmena · · Score: 2

    I always thought the standard for false was zero and true was non-zero. Is if different for those two?

  112. Yes but damn it get the name right.... by nlinecomputers · · Score: 1

    its called the "GNU/unified shell prompt experience."

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  113. Re: mouse/keyb usage by distributed.karma · · Score: 3, Interesting
    > Now, as many geeks know, Dvorak made one-handed keyboard layouts, one for the left and one for the right. I've had thoughts about learning the left one to keep my mouse hand free (one or two Slashdotters have claimed they do this; I haven't because I'm a tech/sysadmin and use everyone else's keyboards)

    I'm still using the clunky yet compatible QWERTY, but one nice trick to simultaneous mouse/keyboard operation is using the mouse with your left hand (if you're right handed). There are several advantages:

    • With only one hand to type with, it's better to use the more dexterous one.
    • If you have a desktop keyboard with a number pad, your hands will be closer together and probably more comfortable.
    • Using the mouse isn't too complicated for the left hand. Your right-hand dexterity would be wasted on this simple activity.
    • Your right hand is naturally closer to the right edge of the keyb, where the arrows and other controls are. Great for web surfing.
    I've had it this way for years. Of course for proper touch typing you'll like using both hands, at least with qwerty.
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  114. Whutchu talkin' 'bout, Anonymous Coward? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do care. I want to care. Oh, for crying out loud, why won't you let me care? I want to learn to Lunix! I want to be 31347 just like you. I want to be able to hack on theh source code and make witty trolls about teh manham. I want to be like you, 'cuz you're so cool! So, PLEASE LET ME CARE?!!!11!!

  115. Redhat make your own shell... by I_redwolf · · Score: 1

    And call it your own shell. Problem solved. However don't call this thing a mixture of Bash and tcsh. Call it Rshell or Redhat Shell or Redhat Prompt or something.

    1. Re:Redhat make your own shell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a ninny.

      Have a nice day...

  116. One of Many Fundemental Faults w/ RH by BeeazleBub · · Score: 1

    Well bash /ch are one thing. What about packaging? Has anyone tried to mix non-redhat rpms with and RH 8.0 install. If they keep acquisitioning other's technology soon you won't RH distribution but a collection RH'ized packages that only work the RH way. Sounds alot like Redmond speak to me. Take a look at this list: Each was once a free independent platform. Now they each have some many minor interdependencies that you can't install one without the other. RH Desktop RH Database RH Shell RH PHP RH RPM (yea they own this one but now it won't work with anyone else) RH Media RH XFree86 RH Python I'm an RCHE and have used RH for 4 years straight on dozens of servers. The last 1.5 years have been scary because I've seen good tech get gradually mediocritized to RH standards. Quite frankly upgrading to 7.1-8.0 has required that I DOWNGRADE my system's functionality not enhance it. While I have 8.0 on a test machine and a laptop, I have serious misgivings about ever moving any of my servers to RH 8.X

    1. Re:One of Many Fundemental Faults w/ RH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have serious misgivings about things that come out of your mouth, since you are obviously spouting on and on about something you know little to nothing about.

      The article was a joke. Goodness, get a life!

  117. Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And to think I thought that Linux users were elitist!

  118. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by Trusty+Penfold · · Score: 2, Informative

    The default behaviour for unix is to check for failure. Hence false returns !false to indicate that it failed to fail. true returns false to indicate that it did failed to succeed.

  119. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by Feyr · · Score: 0

    actually, it's different for all return values in linux (shell return values that is), 0 means success everything else is usually an error

  120. Will Red Hat never stop? by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 2

    In a recent move to reduce the confusing differences in pronounciations of the word "potato", Red Hat pissed off both the "po-tay-to" and "po-tah-to" factions by decreeing that the word "potato" will now be pronounced "starchy self-reproducing tuber with eyes".

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  121. PDKSH RULEZ!!! by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1
    I'm sorry, but bash sux compared to good olde Korn shell rulez.

    I don't like the funny switches you have to use to get the prompt you want in bash, and it's bigger than it has to be.

    I never bothered to learn csh/tcsh because Borne shell is what all the scripts are written in, and frankly tcsh doen't do anything that's particularly cool for me.

    Plus bash always beeps and does wierd thinks.

    PDKSH all the way. Download it.

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    Eat at Joe's.

  122. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    It's different for UNIX shells. Zero means success, while nonzero represents an error number.

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  123. To beat Microsoft we need to innovate by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

    Combining two shells or two text-based editors isn't that innovative. For the Linux community to really beat the Microsoft machine we need to combine the power of the command line with the ease of use of the GUI. How about kdesh... this shell would work only on high resolution monitors... support 32-million colors and would allow you to customize the background image... all of the possible commands would be listed at the left (or right if you prefer) of the screen for easy access. You could then drag these commands onto the command bar to execute them. Of course there would be a Start> menu for those comfortable with that kind of thing (Start# for administrators of course).

    This is only the beginning... with GNOMACS you would have a helpful digital assistant (probably a harmless office product like a paperclip) that would figure out what you wanted in a text editor and then customize it for you.

    Ok, I've come up w/ the ideas... now it's time for all of you coders out there to go to work!

    1. Re:To beat Microsoft we need to innovate by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

      kdesh

      Though you were probably making a joke with all that 32million minimum stuff, but DtKsh?

  124. You = A complete fucking idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject

  125. Re:Will someone please explain to a Windows nerd.. by BigBadBri · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can't be a 'windows nerd' - it's an oxymoron....

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  126. Another Interesting Googlefight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  127. PDKSH Rulez by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but bash sux compared to good olde Korn shell rulez.

    I don't like the funny switches you have to use to get the prompt you want in bash, and it's bigger than it has to be.

    I never bothered to learn csh/tcsh because Borne shell is what all the scripts are written in, and frankly tcsh doen't do anything that's particularly cool for me.

    Plus bash always beeps and does wierd thinks.

    PDKSH all the way. Download it.

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    Eat at Joe's.

  128. Re:Redhat = Suits that don't know what Unix is abo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HIHIHOHO ANOTHER ONE SUCKERED

  129. Mod parent up!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1 Out to lunch.

  130. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  131. "shutdown -h now" kicks butt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try it. Hopefully, Redhat won't combine it with bash though.

  132. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by arglesnaf · · Score: 1

    I am sitting here in a graduate corporate finance class, and you made me laugh so hard my stomach almost came out my nose.

  133. Atention! by Theom · · Score: 1

    Red Hat nullifies the Red Hat and Microsoft...

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  134. Redhat isn't worth the trouble anyways.... by TehF0X · · Score: 1

    RedHat can do whatever the hell they want, it's so full of bloated crap, it's useless, just use Gentoo, it's loaclly compiled, and only puts the stuff you want into it....

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  135. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by psamuels · · Score: 4, Informative
    I always thought the standard for false was zero and true was non-zero. Is if different for those two?

    As p3d0 said, shells behave the opposite. (Although there once was an odd bug in - what was it, Ultrix? - where csh behaved the opposite, i.e. didn't behave the opposite, i.e. was buggy, with regards to the && and || short-circuit operators. But then, csh history is replete with odd bugs.)

    But to expand on the point: in Unix, the exit status of a program is an integer (7 unsigned bits, anyway: trying to use more is not portable). Convention dictates that 0 is normal termination, non-zero is abnormal, and anything over 128 means it was killed by a signal rather than the exit() function. (Which signal? Subtract 128 to find out.) Furthermore, many programs document their various abnormal exit status numbers to mean various failure cases.

    Note that even MS-DOS (and all of its misshapen get) uses the zero / greater-than-zero convention. In DOS, a process's return value is called the "errorlevel", which indeed more accurately describes its main purpose.

    This convention also goes a little deeper in Unix. Most system calls and many C library functions (remember, the standard C library was first defined on Unix) return 0 for success (or similar concepts: "equality" in the string compare function strcmp()) and non-zero for failure ("inequality" in strcmp()). Even system calls which return other meaningful integers (open(), for example) generally use >=0 for success and -1 for failure.

    So it may make no sense from a boolean logic point of view but zero==true is surprisingly widespread. Mostly because there is often only one way to succeed at a task but many ways to fail, and it's useful to be able to report specific failure modes.

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  136. Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by kaladorn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... so of course I have to intrude... :)

    Maybe the reason everyone is looking up vi on google is because it is so *intuitive* and *easy-to-learn*?

    Then again, I personally think emacs is a tool of the devil.... ;)

    http://www.textpad.com - all the editor you'll ever need

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    1. Re:Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > http://www.textpad.com - all the editor you'll ever need

      Yes, if _Windows_ is all you ever use....

      EMACS = Eighty Megs And Constantly Swapping...

    2. Re:Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by kootch · · Score: 3, Informative

      Best text editor: BBedit

      "It doesn't suck"

    3. Re:Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by PokeBlor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pico is the way to go!

    4. Re:Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by ZvlvLord · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, Emacs is the tool of the devil. But you know what ? The devil himself is kinda cool once you get used to him. By then, you're flying in Emacs (Xemacs for me, same thing) and doing stuff no other editor does... It's not an editor anymore... Nirvana is not far...I'm waiting for (X)emacsOS... *falls on his knees, praying...*

    5. Re:Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by jhoffoss · · Score: 2

      pico actually beats emacs by 10 000 hits on googlefight. wicked crazy. (Though emacs is still better.)

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    6. Re:Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by Greedo · · Score: 2

      *cough* ... nano ...

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    7. Re:Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by someonehasmyname · · Score: 1

      mod parent up. nano blows pico away. except that when you ctrl-w the second time in nano, it still has your old search. I always end up with "search for: string1string2"

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    8. Re:Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by smyle · · Score: 2
      Maybe the reason everyone is looking up vi on google is because it is so *intuitive* and *easy-to-learn*?

      As opposed to emacs?

      Let's face it - though both are powerful, they both come with the price of a learning curve. As others here have suggested, pico (I haven't tried nano) will work for most basic functions if you want to just sit down and use it.

      :wq!

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    9. Re:Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by Greedo · · Score: 2

      It's a FAQ. You can't disable it (without going into pico emulation mode), but you can cancel it.

      A little annoyance in comparison to all the other benefits.

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    10. Re:Oh Gawd, More Holy Wars... by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      And I'm sure the fact that "pico" is a common prefix for a lot of scientific terms has nothing to do with that high result from google.

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  137. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by FauxPasIII · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> To be sure, I give the fuckers /dev/random. If lucky, it'll screw their terminal and they won't bother me.

    But if you're supremely unlucky, it'll drop them to a SUID root perl process. Do not taunt /dev/random.

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  138. Hey the last time you guys made a joke... by ellem · · Score: 2

    I had to learn a new Language...

    Braaahh... New Language, New Language.

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  139. Let's make a REAL shell! by Lemmeoutada+Collecti · · Score: 1

    Call it the Secure Linux Access Server Heisenberg Direct Operation Tester It's designed to push a server to the utmost limits of it's capabilities! (Forgive the obligatory technobabble)

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  140. Ridiculous - Best Idea in a Century by chicagothad · · Score: 1

    Wow! I use Windows. Why? Because I don't want to learn about my freakin' shell, gnome, kde, bfe, or ASAP. I just want to do work. Sorry, if this flamebait...but I just want to USE my computer no have to worry about all the moving parts under the hood. In my book, I WANT an alternative. If redhat can get there by breaking a few eggs to make the omelete. More power to them.

    Linux - Destine to be a server OS (unless people wake up)

    1. Re:Ridiculous - Best Idea in a Century by BoneFlower · · Score: 2

      Check out Mandrake, Lindows, or Lycoris.

      They are all designed with the user firmly in mind. Other distros focus on the capabilities, and are often superior on technical merits or for specific purposes, but those three get high marks for ease of use. Heck, I saw a screenshot of Lycoris and first thought was "How long til MS sues them for copying the XP look and feel". IT was damn near identical. ANd MAndrake is phenomenal, though severely bloated(to MS levels unfortunately) in their default installations.

      The true power of Linux is that you have these choices. They share a common base, so they can all run the same software, yet each distribution focuse on taking that base into a specific direction, allowing you to decide what- Stability, light load on the system, small space required, raw speed, ease of use, etc- that is most important to you, and you can get exactly what you want from the OS.

    2. Re:Ridiculous - Best Idea in a Century by PigleT · · Score: 2

      "I just want to USE my computer no have to worry about all the moving parts under the hood."

      So how do you distinguish between bits you "use" and are obviously therefore the only worthwhile bits for the rest of the world, and bits that we happen to like to use, or to choose between?

      And why do you install tcsh if you're not going to use it? Do you have no idea what you're doing when you install a machine, and somehow that's the upstream distribution's fault for providing things that you have to choose to use or not, and you just can't be arsed making a choice yourself?

      Stay with Windows. Please. For the sake of the kittens...

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  141. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 3, Informative

    It won't work. /dev/random isn't usually marked as executable. Even if it were, it wouldn't even get to run anything unless by some miracle the random string was a valid ELF header. Of course, the random string could also be something like "#!/bin/bash", thereby giving them a shell.

    What you want to do is make a script like:

    #!/bin/sh
    cat /dev/random

    Then make that script their shell. When they log in, they'll just get lots of random crap.

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  142. I'm sick of this shit. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2

    I have an idea. Why don't these IDIOTS at Red Hat just get rid of all the shells and install ONE shell. Just decide on one... whether it is bash or ksh or fuckyoush or whatever, and leave us alone. And do the same for the graphical interface. Fucking idiots.

  143. I really hate Redhat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hell I'd rather use Windows that that commerical piece of crap, with non-standard this and that.

    Thank god for Debian.

  144. Re: VI by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

    When I was learning UNIX programming and C++ (on Solaris), we were taught how to code (nothing quite like Stevens' APUE, RIP Richard) but nothing about how to edit, not even a tipsheet/survival guide thing. I hated vi so much, I felt like an idiot because I don't know how to quit it. I programmed most of my stuff on a mac and ftp'ed stuff over. I used Alpha on the Mac, glad it's still around at least in some form. Still the best editor I've used, though NEdit (my current fave) comes close. Me has to start looking at new editors, I kind of like the idea of the folding editors, but they all seem to be too heavy with resources. For those with recommendations of emacs, see last statement about too much resources.

  145. Does anyone actually read the articles?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Satire website people! Joke! Not true! Not really gonna happen! Read the damn article!

  146. Laser light show by wwwgregcom · · Score: 2, Funny

    thats funny, I have been using linux now for years, and I still cant quit vi! That has happened to me, accidentally starting vi and issuing a killall command after a worthless ^X-C frenzy, lol. That, belive it or not was what made me used emacs, which I actually ended up learning a completly non-standard way of controlling.

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    1. Re:Laser light show by mlk · · Score: 1

      If you are in insert mode, press esc to enter command mode.
      In command else just ZZ to save and exit, press :q! to exit without saving.

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    2. Re:Laser light show by commodoresloat · · Score: 2
      If you are in insert mode, press esc to enter command mode.
      In command else just ZZ to save and exit, press :q! to exit without saving

      That's what we love about vi. It's so intuitive! Come on, get with it people!!

    3. Re:Laser light show by chrysrobyn · · Score: 2

      That's what we love about vi. It's so intuitive! Come on, get with it people!!

      True confession time. I was working on a pile of ksh and perl scritps two years ago at work, while attempting to do large amounts of searches and replaces on those and the output data. I was on my 5th 14 hour day in a row when I finally said to myself, "Ya know, vi would be more handy if it had a function to do ___. Knowing those bastards, if they did, it would involve....." and I typed a long string of random looking characters (I don't remember what ___ was). It made perfect sense to me.

      And vi. It worked. 2 years ago, vi became more intuitive to me than all other GUI text editors.

      Remember, what's the equation for "power"? That's right, voltage times current. vi is power.

      I love my new job.

  147. Porn Again SHell? by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

    All slashdotting Open Sourcers should help out in creating the Porn Again SHell, the project doesn't seem to have much activity. Maybe his hands are cramped from ....

    1. Re:Porn Again SHell? by hazyshadeofwinter · · Score: 1

      > Maybe his hands are cramped from ....

      Typing source code?
      Folding paper airplanes out of sheet titanium?
      A tragic early-onset case of arthritis?
      Waxing his karate master's car so he can defeat the bullies at his school and win the love of the girl?
      An unsuccessful most-Rubik's-Cubes-solved-in-seventy-two-hours world's record attempt?
      Typing \
      after every paragraph in /. posts?
      Posting humourless followups to a not-all-that-funny satire article?
      Iterating a point-form-list type joke past the point where it stops being funny?
      Updating his LeAnn Rimes fan site every minute, on the minute, because his audience of one depends on it?
      Playing Night Driver on his Atari while listening to Jan Hammer and trying really hard to convince himself it's more fun than GTA: Vice City would be?
      Creating an elaborately faked trail of Hotmail and Yahoo accounts in order to ballot-stuff Cowboy Neal to the top of one of those polls for once?
      Please, I beg you, complete that sentence at your earliest possible convenience. The fate of the free world may depend on it.

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  148. Give me ksh or give me death. by Nick+Driver · · Score: 2

    I agree 100%. Ksh is the best shell out there for universal script development. I can't stand using the up and down arrows to scroll thru my command history either... reminds me too much of NT/2000 cmd.exe, I'd much rather use [ESC]j and [ESC]k and also export EDITOR=vi so I can use my good old familiar vi editing on the command line too .

    1. Re:Give me ksh or give me death. by Leto2 · · Score: 2

      You use arrow-up and arrow-down in cmd.exe?

      You might want to try more useful history navigation and command completion with F7 and F8 in cmd.exe

      Try it :)

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  149. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by wdr1 · · Score: 2

    You have users??

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  150. Re: mouse/keyb usage by Ramses0 · · Score: 1

    I actually like a left-handed trackball, especially when I'm using and O.S. that has focus-follows-mouse (trackballs don't slide around on you).

    Plus, when I mouse with my right hand playing too much Quake or Urban Terror or Tribes2, my right hand gets all messed up. This way, I can't play FPS with a left-handed trackball, and thus forces me to be more productive. :^)

    --Robert

  151. edit.com by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    I find that edit.com is all the editor i really need for most tasks... why doesn't someone come out with something that simple for Linux?

    1. Re:edit.com by mackstann · · Score: 1

      pico and nano are pretty simple.

    2. Re:edit.com by joto · · Score: 3, Funny
      ObJoke: I tried www.edit.com, but couldn't figure out how to use it.

      ObDisclaimer: Yes, I know what you mean, but this was actually the first thing that came to my mind...

    3. Re:edit.com by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I find that edit.com is all the editor i really need for most
      > tasks... why doesn't someone come out with something that simple
      > for Linux?

      Dude, I didn't even use edit.com as an editor when I was using DOS 5
      for an operating system. Are there text editors that simple for Linux?
      Yes, a couple dozen in most distributions plus another several dozen
      that aren't in the distributions, but nobody gets very emotional about
      the wonderfulness of any particular one, because they all have pretty
      much the same complete lack of features, so one's as good as another,
      if you're into that sort of thing (or as bad if you're not).

      Anyway, it would be easy for RedHat to make Emacs behave like vi in
      their default distribution; just put this in the site-lisp:
      (viper-mode)

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    4. Re:edit.com by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      viper mode doesn't emulate the colon prompt well. It is not a drop-in replacment for using vi, although someone who only uses vi casually wouldn't notice the difference.

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    5. Re:edit.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ObFlame: You're an idiot.

  152. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by Kompressor · · Score: 1

    I prefer something along the lines of:

    #!/bin/sh
    cat /dev/urandom

    Unless you want to sit there wiggling the mouse while it generates entropy...

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  153. VI...the lowest by Archfeld · · Score: 2

    common denominator..In a problem situation IT WILL ALWAYS WORK, even over a FSCK'n PALM into the A port. Use what you like for everyday, but KNOW basic VI or have a good cheatsheet for when the excrement hits the fan.

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    1. Re:VI...the lowest by mlk · · Score: 1

      Not always, it sucks on text-to-speech stuff, it makes you want to throw the bloody thing out a window an scream "STOP SAYING COLON!"
      Nah, ed, now thats an editor.

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    2. Re:VI...the lowest by Archfeld · · Score: 2

      LOL... :)

      not that I've often had to resort to voice commands to trouble shoot a problem :)
      Hopefully the day will come...

      Computer, " An error has occurred "
      Sysadmin, " Well WTF did that Luser programmer do ?"
      Computer, " I am afraid I can't tell you, auditing has been here and that is a restricted function now, have a nice day "

      --
      errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
  154. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by gotih · · Score: 3, Informative

    if you have ever taken ANY C class you will remember that line at the end of your function 'return 0;' that meant 'everything's fine'

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  155. All the way down here? by quakeroatz · · Score: 1

    This must set the record for the most number of posts before 1 person actually read the article and realized the 300 people before them never RTFA.

    News for Nerds... which assumes there is _some_ intake of actual news information. We have the nerd part down pat.

  156. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by buysse · · Score: 2

    Or better, for safety, 'exec /bin/cat /dev/random'.

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  157. eight megabytes and constantly swapping? by alangmead · · Score: 1

    The complaints of emacs were also on its process size just as much, if not more, than its disk space used. (hence the nickname "eight megabytes and constantly swapping")

    Even there, with modern applications, the reputation is ill-deserved. On my iBook, an instance of emacs uses less memory than the Clock app that sits in the dock.

    wantarray% ps auxw|sed -ne '1p' -e'/Clock.app/p' -e'/emacs/p'
    USER PID %CPU %MEM VSZ RSS TT STAT TIME COMMAND
    langmead 9366 0.1 1.1 49548 3572 ?? S 0:03.83 /Applications/Clock.app/Contents/MacOS/Clock -psn_0_10616833
    langmead 9359 0.0 0.9 8708 3016 p2 S+ 0:00.70 emacs
    1. Re:eight megabytes and constantly swapping? by greenrd · · Score: 2
      A Clock application allocates itself 50Mb? Why?

      That's just messed up.

    2. Re:eight megabytes and constantly swapping? by vsync64 · · Score: 1
      Well. 50 megabits isn't that bad; it's only about 6 megabytes. The scary thing is that the OS X clock apparently allocates itself 50 megabytes.

      Don't feel bad, though. I learned the importance of proper capitalization of units in chemistry class. I'm sure that when you get to high school you'll figure it out too.

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  158. Re:lusers by mlk · · Score: 1

    > who in world uses console at home?
    Me, for devel it rocks, automate anything.
    I use it even more on my work desktop, life without echo -e "//+1,//-1d\nx\n" | ex Y.xml, find -exec, awk and grep would suck.

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  159. Re:Will someone please explain to a Windows nerd.. by mlk · · Score: 1

    Diffrent command.com/cmd.exe for UNIXes, csh takes its syntax from C (ish).
    sh does not.
    ash, bash and ksh are extentions to sh, adding stuff like history, line editing (think doskeys, but better), better variable manuplation (than sh) and tab competion.
    tcsh is an extention to csh anding stuff like history, line editing (think doskeys, but better) and tab competion.

    You can use bash & tcsh in Windows (imo they are much better then cmd.exe) from http://cygwin.com

    If you don't use 'em, no need to care about them, if you did, and this was real then you would have One More Shell to have to type 'bash' at ;)

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  160. Nobody said it? Wow ... by stwrtpj · · Score: 1

    Wow ... I can't believe it ... nobody said it.

    In all the modded funny posts, no one said it, or it's getting filtered. The most hackneyed attempt at a cheap laugh on the internet today and nobody said it.

    Okay, okay, I'll say it, I got a little karma to burn ...

    All your shells are belong to us.

    Now don't make me do that again. Don't make me come over there.

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  161. Captain Obvious to the Rescue! by kyletinsley · · Score: 1

    seriously dude... I don't know what we would do without you here to save the day.

  162. There's only one ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ... more thing to say:

    1. Create a new unified shell;

    2. ????

    3. Profit!

    Oh yeah, there's also:

    All your shell are belong to RedHat

  163. emacs os by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    What, are you saying that emacs comes with the RedHat dist? Isn't RedHat supposed to sell Linux? Why are they disting a Linux based os and then bundeling another os with that?


    This sound really stupid.

  164. Not setuid root by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1

    Having a setuid root shell somewhere on the box that is executable by the user would be just insane.

    login already runs as root. It executes your shell by forking, dropping privs (seteuid) and exec'ing. The sensible thing for it to do would be fork and exec /bin/sh (not dropping privs, so it would run as root) if the user shell child process returned nonzero.

    Assuming that your story is true, that is...

  165. Vimacs lives! by Chilli · · Score: 1

    Well, vimacs really exists!

    Chilli

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  166. Debugging by AftanGustur · · Score: 2
    Christ almighty, what the hell do they put in libc to make it 24 megs?

    Maximum debugging information..

    You are talking about the .a file, which is not very unlike a .tar file. I.e. this is not a library that is needed by any running program.
    Do a "ar -tv /usr/lib/libc.a" and you will see that there are about 1200 packages in there with full debugging information and unstripped. It comes from glibc-devel.

    Having a huge libc.a simply means that you have lots of development libraries in there. The linker will extract those needed and add if to your binary.

    I think the original poster meant /lib/libc.so which is 1.2 MB on my RH7.1

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  167. NORMAL/EXPERT Version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think RH should add an option to install an expert and a normal version of their distribution. This could greatly enhance RH's install base while leaving the 'i'm in control' feel of Linux in-tact for users that install the expert version.

  168. the One by commodoresloat · · Score: 2
    there is one and only one text editor. Thou shalt have no text editors before it. That text editor is BBEdit.

    It's a Mac Thing. You wouldn't understand.

    1. Re:the One by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      BBEdit is great as far as it goes, but I like the fact that OS X can have both BBEdit and emacs.

    2. Re:the One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and vi. Personally I go back and forth between BBEdit and vi when I'm on OSX.

    3. Re:the One by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      It's a Mac Thing. You wouldn't understand the fact that some people think there should be only one text editor. It goes along with the mentality that less choice is a good thing, which is also a Mac thing you won't understand.

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    4. Re:the One by commodoresloat · · Score: 2

      It's a joke. You didn't understand.

  169. you don't get it.... by commodoresloat · · Score: 2

    See, it's a new era on slashdot. We used to spout off at the mouth after not reading the article's linked to the slashdot summary. Now we don't even read the slashdot summary! After all, it wastes valuable posting time! You don't want someone else to beat you to a +5 insightful, now, do you?

  170. This is the real story! by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 3, Funny
    Code Taco Emergency!

    Best quotes: HUMORIX WORLD HEADQUARTERS -- Two Humorix unpaid interns were injured earlier today as the result of mass panic induced by an unexpected attack of the dreaded Slashdot Effect.

    The two injured interns are actually specially bred chickens trained to peck the reboot button on our two Windows PCs when the screen turns blue

    ... and .... Preliminary calculations show that the damage caused by the Great Slashdot Effect Attack of November 2002 will likely total several dozen dollars. :)

  171. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People missed the joke. too bad.

  172. Re:It's a joke by archeopterix · · Score: 1
    Well once again the /. editors messed it up. This is fake news, read the top of the article, and the bottom. Maybe they should clue in and remove this article for starters?
    No shit, Sherlock?
  173. zsh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bash and csh is old hat.
    Use zsh.

  174. quitting vi by commodoresloat · · Score: 2
    Over the years, we've received nearly 1,000 technical support calls from people that have accidentally started vi and couldn't figure out how to do anything -- or even how to quit."

    I resent that! I know how to quit when using vi! ALT-F2! kill -9 vi!

    Heh; you got off easy. Hard core vi users have to join support groups and sometimes take prozac for months before they are ready to quit. It's always the same, sad story. "I just picked it up out of curiousity, thought I'd try it once. A few minutes experimenting with command mode and I was hooked. It took a few weeks before I started using it every day, but after that it was any excuse I could get to fire it up. Write a letter? vi. Web page? vi. Grocery list? vi. I kept it to myself at first but after a while I was doing it in public, even talking about it openly. People would point and laugh, or cluck sadly at me, but I didn't care. It didn't matter to me if it was right or wrong, I just kept doing it and doing it, no matter what anyone said."

  175. Redhat or Microsoft by freaksta · · Score: 1

    Or Redhat to be the NEW Microsoft...

    They seem like they are on the right track...

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  176. One more reason... by Eudial · · Score: 1

    one more reason to use LFS

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  177. My favourite bit: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the "Emacs Flamewar Re-enactment Society", dedicated to re-enacting the vi/emacs flamewars that raged during the latter years of the 20th century.

    --
    vi!
    emacs!
    vi!
    emacs!
    vi!
    (kerchunk... BLAMM!!
    ed!)

  178. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by Isle · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, I always return that in the end of the malloc function if it is succesfull.

  179. Linux On Desktop by JohnDeHope3 · · Score: 1

    The next time you're confused about why linux isn't making it's way into the desktop as fast as you'd like... read this quote: "Ah, nothing like satire that only a small group will truly grok. *grin*" Hehe isn't it cute what a small, tight-knit group those linux geeks are? The phrase "self-perpetuating" comes to mind. As long as serious linux folks think it's cool to be a microcosm, that's exactly what they'll be.

  180. Red Hat = stupid bunch of microsoft lovers by billcopc · · Score: 1

    Let me get this straight: the whole point of having different shells is because they're DIFFERENT! Now RedHat is saying "Let's un-differentiate them". Why not just install Bash and leave the other shells alone ? It's never been a problem in the past. They should work on un-differentiating their public image instead. These days they're really bent on fucking up Linux, turning it into windows-like bird seed. They fail to acknowledge that the whole drive behind Linux software is to have something that perfectly suits YOU, hence the bazillion Mozilla spinoffs and umpthousand window managers.

    Once again, Red Hat sucks (ass).

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    -Billco, Fnarg.com
  181. A Proposal to all who were TROLLED by this article by Ghengis · · Score: 1

    RTFA!!! (Read The Freaking Article for the acronym-unsavvy!)

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  182. Bad Form!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    holy infinite loop.

    Pine Is Not Elm.

    leads to Pine Is Not Elm. Is Not Elm..... etc etc.

    Bad programming, sir!

  183. WOOHOO! I see a market opportunity here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
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    Order now and we will throw in a 20% off coupon for the the special Political edition of our TrollChow, which always has TONS of buyers. Bash that political party for things that you and your own political party have in spades. Point out that superficial and irellevant speck in their eye whilst you knock your neighbors down with the plank in your own. All good for increasing the appetite for our Political edition TrollChow.

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  184. A big mistake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never mess around with a long haired womans CLIT if she isn't up for it. No wait..

  185. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If any of you so called "hard" C junkies ever did any assembly, you would know that 0=true is used because it's the fastest numerical test. Loading a value of 0 into an accumulator type register causes the zero flag to be set, which you can then use a conditional branch/jump on (the only kind of conditional code flow possible within assembly).

    So ner!

  186. my unification script by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a funny article. But it is something I have wanted before. Here is the section of my bashrc that lets it parse my .cshrc file. It keeps me from having to update aliases and environment variables in two different files.

    function alias () {
    builtin alias $1="$2"
    }

    function setenv () {
    export $1="$2"
    }

    builtin alias rehash='return'
    source $HOME/.cshrc
    unalias alias
    unalias rehash

  187. This was a joke, but not a bad idea by ajs · · Score: 2

    IMHO the time has come to pick the best of bread and go with one shell. Others should be around as "extras", but we should all decide what the primary shell for all UNIX and UNIX-like systems should be.

    Most users seem to use bash under Linux. [t]csh is most popular under Solaris. ksh is the HP/UX fav. *BSD users tend to stick with the csh-shells.

    And then, of course there's zsh, which I use sometimes at work because there's a cluster of zsh geeks who have added some nice dotfile goodies for it.

    What's the best shell? It really doesn't mater. Quoting is saner in the sh-variants. Command-line editing, history etc is better in zsh and bash. Variable syntax is nicer in (especially arrays) in *csh. Functions are most powerful in the later-day *sh variants. POSIX specifies a subset of most sh implementations.

    Personally, I think bash should take over the world just because it's what lots of Linux systems expect as the root shell, it ties for best of many features with zsh. Has most, if not all, of ksh and ships with most platforms as included or optional add-on.

  188. Um... how about?... by coolfrood · · Score: 1

    4) ...
    5) Profit!

  189. This is awesome! YOU GO REDHAT! by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    Personally I think this is a very good thing. I think everyone here understimated the will of Red Hat to make Linux truly easy to use in each and every way. For far too long Linux has suffered from TOO much choice. Not that exterminating choice altogether is the goal, or even desireable but the most common and weakest argument in support of using Linux is the out of control amount of different applications that do the exact same thing.

    This is bad because a large base of common knowledge cannot be built around such fragmented apps. A few people know vi, a few others emacs, a few more bash, and a few more know....etc. Whats this leads to is no one knows what YOU need to know whenever you ask them. Thus the Linux desktop/workstation movement overall suffers. (For those of you about to butt in with your "We don't want Linux to be easy, we don't care about the desktop, you stoopit users can just stick to Windows blah blah blah" just stuff it. This Linux "thing" was usurped from you whiney fellows a LONG time ago and your opinions as worthless as ever simply do not matter.)

    So RedHat, clearly emboldened by their unifying of the two idiotically different KDE/Gnome projects now seeks to unify other unnecessarily divided efforts thus making the learning curve smaller for newbies and those who's time is more precious than any geek could possibly imagine.

    Someday in the near future the glorious masses shall have a mind bendingly easy to use Linux, a Linux as easy to use as Mac OS X or Windows XP and they'll have one company, one distro to thank for it. Not the distro that is associated with a guy who wants to add "GNU/" to the front of everything open source (Debian). Not the distro that is updated once every 2 years. (Slackware). Not the distro that tries to be a pitiful half-Windows (Lindows).

    No. The company and distro to thank shall be RedHat. The bright light at the end of the tunnel. The only distro brave enough to face the pedantic relentlessly whinney geeks/nerds and grasp them by the horns. Forcing their separate projects to gel together into a cohesive and easy to use greater whole. Recognizing that if this "Linux thing" is ever going to be worth a damn, it has to reach the regular man. It cannot remain the domain of sunlight deprived long bearded caffiene junkie anti-social "open sourcers".

    Thank you RedHat. Thank you for making Linux into something everyone and anyone can use. Thank you for taming the geeks. Thank you for helping some of us realize that in order to have REAL choice in operating systems, you must sometimes make difficult CHOICES.

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  190. Easy: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    • ^Z
    • ps
    • kill -9
    • emacs
    1. Re:Easy: by ranulf · · Score: 2
      kill -9

      ITYM, kill -9 -1

      Windows users should try out gvim - definitely now my editor of choice under Windows...

    2. Re:Easy: by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      I think you meant:

      ^Z
      killall -9 emacs
      jstar
      #:P
      .

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      .
      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  191. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by jschrod · · Score: 1
    But to expand on the point: in Unix, the exit status of a program is an integer (7 unsigned bits, anyway: trying to use more is not portable). Convention dictates that 0 is normal termination, non-zero is abnormal, and anything over 128 means it was killed by a signal rather than the exit() function. (Which signal? Subtract 128 to find out.)

    Bad advice.

    The argument to exit() has unsigned 8 bits, not 7. And they are returned in the first byte of the status integer, not in the second.

    But good programmers don't care for this. They use WIFEXITED(), WEXITSTATUS(), WTERMSIG(), etc, as defined in POSIX.1. "man 2 wait" is your friend. (Or "man wstat", depending on your Unix flavour.)

    --

    Joachim

    People don't write Manifestos any more -- what's going on in this world? [Frank Zappa]

  192. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by joto · · Score: 2
    Oh, and I thought most C classes would have the following as their first (incorrect) program:

    #include <stdio.h>
    void main(){
    printf("Hello, World!\n");
    }

    Why it is so hard for educators and book-authors to actually read the standard is beyond me...

  193. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by psamuels · · Score: 1
    If any of you so called "hard" C junkies ever did any assembly, you would know that 0=true is used because it's the fastest numerical test. Loading a value of 0 into an accumulator type register causes the zero flag to be set, which you can then use a conditional branch/jump on

    And loading a non-zero value into an accumulator causes the zero flag to be cleared. Which you can then use in your conditional. What was your point again?

    Of course, all this depends on the specific instruction set, but for the ones I've seen, testing for nonzero is exactly as easy as testing for zero.

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    "How can you claim that you are anti-crack, while still writing a window manager?" — Metacity README
  194. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by psamuels · · Score: 1
    The argument to exit() has unsigned 8 bits, not 7. And they are returned in the first byte of the status integer, not in the second.

    Technically true. But note that I said "not portable". If your program defines an interface where the 8th bit of the return value is of interest, how does a shell script know whether it crashed on a signal or not? Remember, this conversation was originally about shells..

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    "How can you claim that you are anti-crack, while still writing a window manager?" — Metacity README
  195. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by jschrod · · Score: 1
    If you really want to have your code portable, your exit code must be < 126, since exit codes 126 and 127 are used for "command not executable" and "command not found".

    Anyhow, I just wanted to point out that there is a big difference between the semantics of a shell's exit and of Unix exit. The have a completely different API, and always had. I'm sure you know this, but your article might have been read by newbies who could easily fall in this "false friend" trap.

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    Joachim

    People don't write Manifestos any more -- what's going on in this world? [Frank Zappa]

  196. Where can _I_ find a support group? by purplebear · · Score: 1

    Damn, now I have to retype this all over again since these text entry boxes don't support vi commands. ESC just clears the box.
    I need a support group. I spend all my time in vim. I even use gvim as my default text editor on Windows. I have complained to get a distro developer to add vi to the installation system. Gentoo just did this. Nano was just too difficult to use to get a basic system installed.
    What do I do? How do I change? Should I just keep my dirty little secret and hope my wife never finds out? I hear wives will leave their vi using husbands.(No offense to the poor cat this really(sorta) happened to).
    Someone please help me. I am afraid to end this comment as I might accidentally press ESC when done. Ok, I will end this. Remember, don't press ESC.

  197. Over-complicated by Arker · · Score: 2

    (defun viper-mode (while (read-char) (ding)))

    There's an even simpler way:

    (use-global-map (make-sparse-keymap))
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  198. Re:Will someone please explain to a Windows nerd.. by Trespass · · Score: 1

    Tell that to L0pht.

  199. background for this joke by IndependentVik · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm sure this would be modded much higher if everyone knew the full story.

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    I'd suggest you don't use Slashdot as your only news source, or you will suffer permanent brain damage.
  200. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by scrytch · · Score: 2

    That is perfectly valid C. On most systems, that will even link and run without complaint. Some systems with ancient preludes won't take it. Such systems generally won't like the perfectly valid int main(int argc, char **argv, char **env) convention either.

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  201. LONG LIVE BASH! by boy_afraid · · Score: 0

    Viva Bash! Viva Bush!

    Vida la Viva Loca!

  202. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by joto · · Score: 2
    That is perfectly valid C

    No, it isn't. Neither ANSI nor ISO C allows main to return anything but an int.

    On most systems, that will even link and run without complaint.

    I shudder to think about what you consider acceptable C, if you have to qualify "link and run without complaint" with "even".

    But your system isn't the C standard, and the fact that it runs there doesn't mean it is valid C. Most systems allow i = i++ += ++i as well. The result is undefined, and that means that anything is allowed to happen (including program crash, spontaneous massive existence failure, making demons run out of your nose, or simply set i to some guessable value).

    The fact that most calling conventions are sane enough for it not to matter defining a function returning nothing when the run-time-system really expects one returning success or failure as an integer, doesn't mean that it is valid (or that it makes sense, i.e.: what will your C program return to the OS after running?)

    Some systems with ancient preludes won't take it.

    So what you are saying is that, even though it is explicitly not allowed by the standard, it also doesn't work at all on some systems?

    Such systems generally won't like the perfectly valid int main(int argc, char **argv, char **env) convention either.

    Surprise. It isn't perfectly valid C. I'm not even shure if it's POSIX (although extern char **environ is). But it is pretty common among unixes.

  203. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by Harik · · Score: 1
    But your system isn't the C standard, and the fact that it runs there doesn't mean it is valid C. Most systems allow i = i++ += ++i as well. The result is undefined, and that means that anything is allowed to happen.

    i = i++ += ++i; fails with 'invalid lvalue in assignment' (gcc 2.95, 3.2)
    i = i += ++i; compiles with 'warning: operation on `i' may be undefined'

    Such systems generally won't like the perfectly valid int main(int argc, char **argv, char **env) convention either.
    Surprise. It isn't perfectly valid C. I'm not even shure if it's POSIX (although extern char **environ is). But it is pretty common among unixes.
    Ok, I'm missing something, what's wrong with that?
  204. Moore's Law applied to... zingers? by jhantin · · Score: 1

    A few years ago that was Eight instead of Eighty. Apparently Moore's Law is affecting the editor holy wars as much as the machines!

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    ...when you're writing a game...tweak the difficulty of "Easy" to something [your mother] can cope with. -- onion2k
  205. edit.com in Windows by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    The Windows versions of edit.com is vastly improved over the edit.com in older MS operating systems, allowing you to open 9 files at once and a weak binary mode, not to mention the ability to open fairly large files. You should check it out.

    1. Re:edit.com in Windows by jonadab · · Score: 2

      > The Windows versions of edit.com is vastly improved over the edit.com
      > in older MS operating systems, allowing you to open 9 files at once

      Ooooh, nine files at once. It's not as if the editor I used in the
      days of DOS 3 allowed me to open nine files at once and switch
      between them quickly, and split the screen between two of them, and
      copy lines, ranges, or regtangular blocks back and forth between them...

      > not to mention the ability to open fairly large files
      Wow, now I'm certainly impressed.

      > You should check it out.
      Believe me, I'm already quite familiar with the pain of working
      with it. Pretty much every time I have to reinstall Windows on
      one of the PCs at work, I end up using edit.com for something or
      another, usually to get Windows to see the CD-ROM drive (WHY does
      Windows 9x need drivers for an ATAPI CD-ROM? They're all the
      _same_...) so I can install the drivers for the network card so
      I can download a decent text editor and browser and drivers so I
      can finish the installation. If it's a system I'll barely ever
      have to touch, I just install PFE as a drop-in replacement for
      notepad. If it's a system I'm going to have to use with any
      frequency at all, I also install Emacs. If it's a system I'm
      going to use a _lot_, I install several megabytes of sitelisp.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  206. M-x viper is a poor substitute by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

    M-x viper has some of the keybindings of vi, but misses out on all the colon-prompt commands (actually ex commands). I'll take :%s/findme/replace/g any day over emacs's "Let's bind most of the useful versions of functions to keys your keyboard doesn't have, or better yet not bind them at all and let you try to wade through info pages to figure out how to give them a binding, but the pages that show you the lisp code to write don't have links pointing you to something telling you WHERE these things are supposed to go" mentality.

    Configuring a simple keybinding shouldn't require hours of documentation reading.

    --

    Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

  207. Re:linux.elc by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

    --Now THAT's *funny*! .dotgoeshere

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    == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  208. KSH is the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just use ksh instead of bash or csh.

  209. Re:bash? csh? i give my users... by joto · · Score: 2
    Ok, I'm missing something, what's wrong with that?

    It isn't standard C.

    (Although in practice you would be hard pressed to find a unix where it isn't supported (I would probably go so far as to say that it wouldn't really be unix then...))

  210. Re:Other shells? Unify THIS! by Anarchos · · Score: 2

    Hey do you think you could change your url to point to http://www.utacm.org? acm.csres.utexas.edu has been deprecated and may stop working sometime soon. I'm the webmaster for utacm.org and have been trying to get any links to the old page updated (I noticed your link on our tracker). Thanks.

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    "A good conspiracy is an unprovable one." -Conspiracy Theory
  211. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

    The Bible on letters of reference:

    Are we beginning all over again to produce our credentials? Do
    we, like some people, need letters of introduction to you, or from you?
    No, you are all the letter we need, a letter written on your heart; any
    man can see it for what it is and read it for himself.
    -- 2 Corinthians 3:1-2, New English translation

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