Strange that I am reading this while sitting at work. The rest of the freaking company are on a teambuild enjoying game drives, lunches, outdoor activities like quad biking etc... while I have to stay at the office and handle emergencies and stuff. I thought this was about tembuilding activities in the relaxed sense.
Agree. For newbies. kill is like walking up to the zombie process and stabbing it repeatedly in the chest with a sharp object. kill -9 is like sneaking up on the zombie from behind and decapitate the unsuspecting zombie with one swift,but violent, movement of the knife.
Ok. Elves and Fairies (fearies) are real. Eskimos are just a product of your vivid imagination. I would like to see articles like "How lesbian sex works" with full illustrations.
The thing that I enjoy most about GTA is modding the crap out of it to make my own customized playing experience. I've been changing/ downloading / creating my own cars since the first GTA and it's always fun to see your own favourite cars while driving around. That's what I didn't like about playing Vice City on my PS2 when it just came out. Well, the game was still brilliant and adding bikes was just the best thing since sliced bread. But the ability to mod/ replace cars and change stats and other tweakable settings is what made me a life-long fan of the series. I am glad that Rockstar never took that away from us. I've played and enjoyed every single version , but GTA2 didn't really do it for me. The latest GTA's are just absolutely amazing. And if I can drive around in a Gallardo or Ferrari 360 while killing people, then why not? It's not reality, it's an escape. And a wonderful way to relax. Oh, yes. That brings me back to my second point: I am 30 years old. I live a stressfull life with a very demanding career. For me, playing GTA is one of the best ways to relax and get rid of frustration. I know some people complain about the violence and camera views and aiming etc... But you get to immerse yourself in a completely different world away from your reality and environment. I must say that there's been the odd occasion where I was driving in my neighborhood and almost knocked a delivery guy from his faggio just because I'm so used to doing it for fun in GTA. BTW: it's 10x better when you play it on a big projected screen!!! Try it.
If this was true.... Then I would've been a freakin rocket scientist and neuro surgeon now instead of a lowly 3G Unix Network Management Specialist. *scratches head* I must be doing something wrong. Maybe the dosage is not high enough? Maybe I'm not going to enough music festivals? Or maybe the alcohol is counter-acting the growth? Yeah. It must be the fucking alcohol. Evil man-made drugs. Well, I'm going back to the hotel to have a beer or 3 while I think about this.
Well, It was certainly interesting to see some of the questions/ riddles and problems posted here. And it's been a while since we posted comments to an article that was certainly meant for us nerds. But most of these problems can be solved with math formulas or other processes mostly because the input allow you to furmulate an output result - no matter how tricky. But the one logic (?) riddle that will puzzle man probably for all eternity is this: Understanding the behaviour and thinking processes of a woman. We can argue about it for years and some of us think we have an answer and some are close to understanding them, but no man will EVER be able to fully understand a woman. That my friends, is the ultimate riddle in the universe: Understanding those weird people with vaginas.
I will kick that motherfucker so hard in the nuts that he will choke on his own balls.Seriously. If I ever met him in person I will probably mutilate him beyond recognition.If I had to count the times that I swore at Billy Goat and his fucked-up OS... I have to use Windows at work for all the crappy corporate things. For everything else there's Linux, FreeBSD and Solaris thank you. I think I should make an effort to see him if he ever visits my country again... hmmm.
Well then my ex-wife will never be able to buy anything with her newfound wealth. Me on the other hand will also not be able to buy anything with my new bancrupt bank account. It's a lose-lose situation.
Also. Anyone that's been in the telecoms industry long enough will know that back when we were on the first generation networks (1G), only voice calls were possible and the C7 channels were used for call setup and other signalling information. The Engineers figured a way to send text messages over SS7 to communicate with each other while testing/ integrating. It was only later with the 2G networks that it became mainstream and when the operators and the vendors realized that they could make money with it. They never expected it to be so popular though and the protocol was never meant to handle such large volumes of traffic. So, it was more of a case of adapt or die. With 2.5 and 3G networks this problem still exists for text messages(sms), but at least MMS (purty picture messages) runs over the GPRS links on TCP/IP and video messages is fully IP on WCDMA (a technique of using unique code sequences in direct sequence spread spectrum communcations)... Please correct me if I got something wrong.
Whatever worked for you man. I'm glad. For some people (like you) it works and they can continue living normal lives. For some people it works partially, but you still have to live the rest of your live with this gaping raw wound in your mind.
They used weed and feed on the lawn. Hey man! It wasn't me using weed in the park man! I don't know what you're talking about and I didn't even had munchies with me man! You can't prove it.
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Well, my SSN is 75020521279278 and my credit card number 24313134174 and my bank accound number 224552124 and my pin is 1929, What else do you need?
Strange that I am reading this while sitting at work. The rest of the freaking company are on a teambuild enjoying game drives, lunches, outdoor activities like quad biking etc... while I have to stay at the office and handle emergencies and stuff.
I thought this was about tembuilding activities in the relaxed sense.
*Ipod looks guilty and retreats into a corner while deleting all it's pr0n*
Later it will jump up into your lap looking for affection and re-assurance.
Agree. For newbies. kill is like walking up to the zombie process and stabbing it repeatedly in the chest with a sharp object. kill -9 is like sneaking up on the zombie from behind and decapitate the unsuspecting zombie with one swift,but violent, movement of the knife.
Ok. Elves and Fairies (fearies) are real. Eskimos are just a product of your vivid imagination.
I would like to see articles like "How lesbian sex works" with full illustrations.
The thing that I enjoy most about GTA is modding the crap out of it to make my own customized playing experience. I've been changing/ downloading / creating my own cars since the first GTA and it's always fun to see your own favourite cars while driving around. That's what I didn't like about playing Vice City on my PS2 when it just came out. Well, the game was still brilliant and adding bikes was just the best thing since sliced bread. But the ability to mod/ replace cars and change stats and other tweakable settings is what made me a life-long fan of the series. I am glad that Rockstar never took that away from us. I've played and enjoyed every single version , but GTA2 didn't really do it for me. The latest GTA's are just absolutely amazing. And if I can drive around in a Gallardo or Ferrari 360 while killing people, then why not?
It's not reality, it's an escape. And a wonderful way to relax.
Oh, yes. That brings me back to my second point:
I am 30 years old. I live a stressfull life with a very demanding career. For me, playing GTA is one of the best ways to relax and get rid of frustration. I know some people complain about the violence and camera views and aiming etc... But you get to immerse yourself in a completely different world away from your reality and environment. I must say that there's been the odd occasion where I was driving in my neighborhood and almost knocked a delivery guy from his faggio just because I'm so used to doing it for fun in GTA. BTW: it's 10x better when you play it on a big projected screen!!! Try it.
Now THAT was good slashdot humour! Mod this guy up.
Dude, you can make your wife do aaaaaanything you want her to do.
From the article:
with a blend of three different factors crucial to life - sex, drugs and rock'n roll.
And I though I-man was Steve jobs nickname..
A good joke. A drum role. And it still gets a score:0 /.
It must be friday on
Ouch!!! Damn you. I'm starting to think you were just sarcastic. Damn my policy of trying everything once...
My forehead hurts.
If this was true.... Then I would've been a freakin rocket scientist and neuro surgeon now instead of a lowly 3G Unix Network Management Specialist.
*scratches head* I must be doing something wrong. Maybe the dosage is not high enough? Maybe I'm not going to enough music festivals? Or maybe the alcohol is counter-acting the growth?
Yeah. It must be the fucking alcohol. Evil man-made drugs.
Well, I'm going back to the hotel to have a beer or 3 while I think about this.
Well, It was certainly interesting to see some of the questions/ riddles and problems posted here. And it's been a while since we posted comments to an article that was certainly meant for us nerds. But most of these problems can be solved with math formulas or other processes mostly because the input allow you to furmulate an output result - no matter how tricky.
But the one logic (?) riddle that will puzzle man probably for all eternity is this: Understanding the behaviour and thinking processes of a woman. We can argue about it for years and some of us think we have an answer and some are close to understanding them, but no man will EVER be able to fully understand a woman.
That my friends, is the ultimate riddle in the universe: Understanding those weird people with vaginas.
Yeah. Last time it was mistaken for a turky suit. I mean " No, hell , I don't do that and I don't know what you're talking about"
What good is a leak. If nobody wants it?
It's Ballmer's pet nickname. Yes! Awesome! Yes!Yes!
He's also fucking grumpy and sleepy.
I will kick that motherfucker so hard in the nuts that he will choke on his own balls.Seriously. If I ever met him in person I will probably mutilate him beyond recognition.If I had to count the times that I swore at Billy Goat and his fucked-up OS...
I have to use Windows at work for all the crappy corporate things. For everything else there's Linux, FreeBSD and Solaris thank you.
I think I should make an effort to see him if he ever visits my country again... hmmm.
Uuughh. Another freakin American idiot. Hey, You're ALMOST as cool as your president for being THAT sarcastic!
Ads based on what you're talking about, hey???
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MistaSelfDestrukt says: I don't want a freaking popup killer with a boss-key. I want to kill my fat fucking boss!
*BING*
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Well then my ex-wife will never be able to buy anything with her newfound wealth. Me on the other hand will also not be able to buy anything with my new bancrupt bank account. It's a lose-lose situation.
Wait.. wait.. Ok, there it is now!
You just became a loser. Thank you!
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Also. Anyone that's been in the telecoms industry long enough will know that back when we were on the first generation networks (1G), only voice calls were possible and the C7 channels were used for call setup and other signalling information. The Engineers figured a way to send text messages over SS7 to communicate with each other while testing/ integrating. It was only later with the 2G networks that it became mainstream and when the operators and the vendors realized that they could make money with it. They never expected it to be so popular though and the protocol was never meant to handle such large volumes of traffic. So, it was more of a case of adapt or die. With 2.5 and 3G networks this problem still exists for text messages(sms), but at least MMS (purty picture messages) runs over the GPRS links on TCP/IP and video messages is fully IP on WCDMA (a technique of using unique code sequences in direct sequence spread spectrum communcations) ... Please correct me if I got something wrong.
Whatever worked for you man. I'm glad.
For some people (like you) it works and they can continue living normal lives.
For some people it works partially, but you still have to live the rest of your live with this gaping raw wound in your mind.
They used weed and feed on the lawn.
Hey man! It wasn't me using weed in the park man!
I don't know what you're talking about and I didn't even had munchies with me man!
You can't prove it.