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Hat trick biatches! I am the cyborg_firstPoster!
Please stop.
Now that is a fine logged-in first post! btw, I would rather be an asshole than a whole ass!
And a package of ribbed trojans too?
What is happening?
I am not wearing pants.
I hate Micro$oft too!!! Come on everyone, let's go to Taco's and install Linux!
But his roommate is doing that already. And he stated that his roommate "blows his load" on his face.
What is this Linux1 that I am hearing so much about? Is that the low calorie version, like Pepsi One?
You forgot to mention that Linux distribution CD's are used mainly for sodimizing purposes.
Although this method will work, I have found that Linux is like AIDS. The only way to elimate AIDS effectivley is to destroy the host by fire. The same is true with a system that has Linux on it. The box must be burned.
d00d! Thanks... getting back into shape with my mad FP skillz. Come back over to GiZ!
Hello again! Kneel before Cyborg_monkey, master of first posts! You are all worthless and weak! w00t!
Wrist? Not following you there, my anonymous posting pal.
Get it in you! w00t!
What about the origins of cyborg type monkeys?
French fried potatoes with an "e".
The birthday party?
Homos should eliminate AC's, sporks, etc. Thank you for your time.
That is not even close to being funny, key insight to the mentallity of you fuckwits. Thank you for demonstrating what a complete tit you are.
Tick your ass with a feather? I'll supply the feather.
SUCK IT!
Who said anything about coolness? He stated that you are a fucking scum. It is a well documented fact that logged in users of this wonderful blog are not fucking scum. Now go back to sucking your mother's penis. EOT
Ain't nothin' finer than a wet verginer, in the morning!
Since you are a linux zealot, you have already experienced an anus-opening experience, right?
Hat trick biatches!
I am the cyborg_firstPoster!
Please stop.
Now that is a fine logged-in first post!
btw, I would rather be an asshole than a whole ass!
And a package of ribbed trojans too?
What is happening?
I am not wearing pants.
I hate Micro$oft too!!! Come on everyone, let's go to Taco's and install Linux!
But his roommate is doing that already. And he stated that his roommate "blows his load" on his face.
What is this Linux1 that I am hearing so much about? Is that the low calorie version, like Pepsi One?
You forgot to mention that Linux distribution CD's are used mainly for sodimizing purposes.
Although this method will work, I have found that Linux is like AIDS. The only way to elimate AIDS effectivley is to destroy the host by fire.
The same is true with a system that has Linux on it. The box must be burned.
d00d!
Thanks... getting back into shape with my mad FP skillz.
Come back over to GiZ!
Hello again! Kneel before Cyborg_monkey, master of first posts!
You are all worthless and weak!
w00t!
Wrist? Not following you there, my anonymous posting pal.
Get it in you!
w00t!
What about the origins of cyborg type monkeys?
French fried potatoes with an "e".
The birthday party?
Homos should eliminate AC's, sporks, etc.
Thank you for your time.
That is not even close to being funny, key insight to the mentallity of you fuckwits. Thank you for demonstrating what a complete tit you are.
Tick your ass with a feather? I'll supply the feather.
SUCK IT!
Who said anything about coolness? He stated that you are a fucking scum.
It is a well documented fact that logged in users of this wonderful blog are not fucking scum.
Now go back to sucking your mother's penis.
EOT
Ain't nothin' finer than a wet verginer, in the morning!
Since you are a linux zealot, you have already experienced an anus-opening experience, right?