Hey! Just a thought but don't jail cells have toilets in them? And don't people drop their pants to take a dump? Could we sell porn site style subscriptions to "dump cam" or pissing/puking cam? Toilet cam?
If I get a free plane ticket to London, I'll eat the food, but first I want to know where the nearest emergency room is! And since I am part Mongolian and if I take the test to see if I am related to the dead butcher, I want a tee shirt with a picture of GK too!
Some dumbass said: 'Critics of the Patriot Act argued that even without it, investigators can get book store and other records simply by obtaining subpoenas or search warrants.'
And I answer: Not if you pay cash!
All the so called "Patriot Act" is, is a way for a corrupt bunch of facists to sieze more power and circumvent the constitution. It does not increase security at all.
If you're good at you job, you will mentor others and they will work more cheaply than you. and after you have taught them everything they need to know do the job, then management will replace you with them!
--Begin Rant-- Lessee, I have all the certs for NT 4.0, they're worthless now and I have all the certs for W95, also worthless! If I'd bothered getting any W2k certs they too would have been worthless about now! And IMHO A+/Net+ is a joke, I took both of 'em at the same time and passed without preparation, AND NOBODY CARES! I've never gotten a job because of any of them, half the time the HR kiddy can barely pronounce the stuff they are required to ask, you know LY-NUX and EMM ESS CEE EEE and so forth, all any of this stuff will get you is a thank you fromm the big companies that push it. --End Rant--
I remember back in the late 40's after my father came back from the merchant service I had to be put into a foster home on Staten Island while my mom was in an asylum where she spent several years. As she got older the symtoms got gradually less and less until just before her death in 1989 at age 75.
For most of the 60's thru the early 80's she seemed "normal". It would seem that the illness can slowly attenuate in some people.
YEAH! a bunch of lawsuit-happy shysters madly suing on behalf of megacorporations because nobody has to do more than write a patent application in order to get a "patent".
And what fucking good is it to waste time and money getting a good education if all you can look forward too is an endless parade of mind-numbed "placeholder" jobs in shopping malls etc. that you take "just to pay the rent"?
And speaking from my own experience, you will spend as much time looking for work as working if you actually ever get a "real" job at all.
Do you really think that the brain-bruised psycobabble of some pointy headed academic elitest who has never even had a REAL job is worth commenting on? Or is fit to write articles about prospering in or surviving this "boom & bust" economy we find ourselves in? The fact is that as long as the only language the asswipes in Washington speak is MONEY you will continue seeing America slide down into a third class hasbeen of a nation.
Maybe if America get's poor enough we can finally have a lasting peace (too broke to go to war).
And (a big fat "and")why are "Techies not staying in the US after graduation" BECAUSE THERE AIN'T NO JOBS HERE! The jobs have (almost) all been shipped overseas and more are being sent abroad everyday, and on top of all that we have punkshit asswipe CEO's like Ms. Fiorina rubbing our collective noses in it, you remember the comment? "Americans have no God given right to a job" Yeah but Carley and HP don't have a God given right to our money either!
Gee Whiz, I guess that if lots of young Americans seek work abroad maybe some of us older guys might possibly be able to get work again? HERE in the USA!
Iv'e got one (since 1973) and have been out of work for two years! I'm/was an NT 4.0 MCSE and have held OS/2 and Novell Certs in the past.
If you have a job, count your blessings and hold your breath. If you don't have a job, good luck! you'll need it!
And if you want to flame me and brag about all the job offers etc. that you've been turning down, then you are obviously a kid and are not even looking.
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I always walk like a duck you insesitive clod! I AM a duck!
Seriously now! Solaris is UNIX, no doubt, it is. Linux looks/feels more like Solaris than BSD. HPUX is UNIX, no doubt about is. BSD looks/feels more HPUX than Solaris. BSD isn't UNIX! Linux isn't UNIX! Because some shyster from SCO or The Open Group said so! Goddamnit if I wanna call it UNIX I'll call it UNIX!!
Kinda figgers dat a LIMEY would fuck up the spelling of sumpin as simple as duh spellin of "spelled" (must be the fresh coating of american shit that Blair got from Bush.
I just love it when some dumbass kid wants to be my secratary and correct my spelling for me!
The Micro$haft document in question uses these figures to show that their stuff is cheaper.
"$40.25 per megabit of throughput per second."
"$1.79 per peak request per second."
Am I just too stupid to understand what the above quoted figures mean? Wouldn't that mean that you'd be paying $300,000+ dollars a day for throughput??
I am incessantly tinkering with my machines, I enjoy it, the only real fix I have to do (maybe "have" is too strong a word) is X on my solaris box, since we have had lots of little power failures here X is messed up on my Solaris8 box (everything works fine and I really don't use X on it anyway), other than that everything's been fine for months and months! My wife's PC runs W2K Pro, it blows up periodically (two or three times a month).
Oh yeah, I don't use Windows on any of my machines.
In 1890 Yuri Balenkov vas runink from Cossaks, he slipped and fell rollink down big hill, at bottom vas cliff, Yuri knows that he iss goink to die so he opens big coat and flaps like mad, he is flyink, no? Vas first, no? |-)...
All that "space junk" you are referring to is in fact a form of cloaking device intended to hide the presence of alien ships in orbit!
I know cause they radio me via the silver fillings in my back teeth (reception is getting worse as I lose them). They are in league with the black helicopters in whisper mode that hover over my trailer in east Texas (especially when Elvis is here for a visit).
I'll just lay under my trailer tonight with my dogs and scan the sky with my night vision riflescope, and see if I can spot the little boogers!
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Hey!
Just a thought but don't jail cells have toilets in them? And don't people drop their pants to take a dump? Could we sell porn site style subscriptions to "dump cam" or pissing/puking cam? Toilet cam?
Or maybe drop your pants and weeny-wag cam!
Tattoo on chest: Do not use defib, subject has no pulse, subject may not be dead, please call 1-888-heartless for more information.
Or call On-Star!
A long time ago in an IT department far, far away a youthful BOFH once remarked in a company chatroom....
Monkey, monkey, monkey, crack, crack, crack. Die luser die!
Howz dat for communication ability!
Whaddya mean "non removable"?
NOTHING is "non removable"!
If I get a free plane ticket to London, I'll eat the food, but first I want to know where the nearest emergency room is! And since I am part Mongolian and if I take the test to see if I am related to the dead butcher, I want a tee shirt with a picture of GK too!
Hello, boys & girls!
Can anyone say "cameleon suit"?
I know you can...
Some dumbass said:
'Critics of the Patriot Act argued that even without it, investigators can get book store and other records simply by obtaining subpoenas or search warrants.'
And I answer: Not if you pay cash!
All the so called "Patriot Act" is, is a way for a corrupt bunch of facists to sieze more power and circumvent the constitution. It does not increase security at all.
If you're good at you job, you will mentor others and they will work more cheaply than you. and after you have taught them everything they need to know do the job, then management will replace you with them!
THEN try to find a job!
--Begin Rant--
Lessee, I have all the certs for NT 4.0, they're worthless now and I have all the certs for W95, also worthless! If I'd bothered getting any W2k certs they too would have been worthless about now! And IMHO A+/Net+ is a joke, I took both of 'em at the same time and passed without preparation, AND NOBODY CARES! I've never gotten a job because of any of them, half the time the HR kiddy can barely pronounce the stuff they are required to ask, you know LY-NUX and EMM ESS CEE EEE and so forth, all any of this stuff will get you is a thank you fromm the big companies that push it.
--End Rant--
I remember back in the late 40's after my father came back from the merchant service I had to be put into a foster home on Staten Island while my mom was in an asylum where she spent several years. As she got older the symtoms got gradually less and less until just before her death in 1989 at age 75.
For most of the 60's thru the early 80's she seemed "normal". It would seem that the illness can slowly attenuate in some people.
YEAH! a bunch of lawsuit-happy shysters madly suing on behalf of megacorporations because nobody has to do more than write a patent application in order to get a "patent".
And what fucking good is it to waste time and money getting a good education if all you can look forward too is an endless parade of mind-numbed "placeholder" jobs in shopping malls etc. that you take "just to pay the rent"?
And speaking from my own experience, you will spend as much time looking for work as working if you actually ever get a "real" job at all.
Do you really think that the brain-bruised psycobabble of some pointy headed academic elitest who has never even had a REAL job is worth commenting on? Or is fit to write articles about prospering in or surviving this "boom & bust" economy we find ourselves in? The fact is that as long as the only language the asswipes in Washington speak is MONEY you will continue seeing America slide down into a third class hasbeen of a nation.
Maybe if America get's poor enough we can finally have a lasting peace (too broke to go to war).
And (a big fat "and")why are "Techies not staying in the US after graduation" BECAUSE THERE AIN'T NO JOBS HERE! The jobs have (almost) all been shipped overseas and more are being sent abroad everyday, and on top of all that we have punkshit asswipe CEO's like Ms. Fiorina rubbing our collective noses in it, you remember the comment? "Americans have no God given right to a job" Yeah but Carley and HP don't have a God given right to our money either!
Fuck `em I buy my shit on Ebay! (Used)
Makes ya wonder who paid for this study don't it?
Gee Whiz, I guess that if lots of young Americans seek work abroad maybe some of us older guys might possibly be able to get work again? HERE in the USA!
I'm not too old, I'm "overqualified".
Buuuuuullllssshhhiiit!!
Iv'e got one (since 1973) and have been out of work for two years! I'm/was an NT 4.0 MCSE and have held OS/2 and Novell Certs in the past.
If you have a job, count your blessings and hold your breath. If you don't have a job, good luck! you'll need it!
And if you want to flame me and brag about all the job offers etc. that you've been turning down, then you are obviously a kid and are not even looking.
I always walk like a duck you insesitive clod! I AM a duck!
Seriously now!
Solaris is UNIX, no doubt, it is.
Linux looks/feels more like Solaris than BSD.
HPUX is UNIX, no doubt about is.
BSD looks/feels more HPUX than Solaris.
BSD isn't UNIX!
Linux isn't UNIX!
Because some shyster from SCO or The Open Group said so! Goddamnit if I wanna call it UNIX I'll call it UNIX!!
Do a search on ebay for the same model of laptop, if it works, great, if not great, get it cheap and get several for partsl!
That's how I keep my archaic Toshiba running (that and Linux), I keep pushing back the day when I have to buy a new one!
Kinda figgers dat a LIMEY would fuck up the spelling of sumpin as simple as duh spellin of "spelled" (must be the fresh coating of american shit that Blair got from Bush.
I just love it when some dumbass kid wants to be my secratary and correct my spelling for me!
I really like my TI-82!
However, I like my Faber Castell Mannheim Duplex slipstick much better!
"spelt it wrong"
Spelled it wrong
I guess even non-shitstained geeks fuck up sometimes!
Just open it with mutt or pine, they don't trigger anything, if I want to read mail on windblows, I'll ssh into my mail server and use pine.
.forward file in your ~name/ to forward it to another country/server and so on.
Also, if the mail is going to a *nix machine all you need is a
It sounds really fishy to me.
The Micro$haft document in question uses these figures to
show that their stuff is cheaper.
"$40.25 per megabit of throughput per second."
"$1.79 per peak request per second."
Am I just too stupid to understand what the above quoted figures mean? Wouldn't that mean that you'd be paying $300,000+ dollars a day for throughput??
Are they nuts?
I am incessantly tinkering with my machines, I enjoy it, the only real fix I have to do (maybe "have" is too strong a word) is X on my solaris box, since we have had lots of little power failures here X is messed up on my Solaris8 box (everything works fine and I really don't use X on it anyway), other than that everything's been fine for months and months! My wife's PC runs W2K Pro, it blows up periodically (two or three times a month).
Oh yeah, I don't use Windows on any of my machines.
Was in Russia, no?
In 1890 Yuri Balenkov vas runink from Cossaks, he slipped and fell rollink down big hill, at bottom vas cliff, Yuri knows that he iss goink to die so he opens big coat and flaps like mad, he is flyink, no? Vas first, no? |-)...
All that "space junk" you are referring to is in fact a form of cloaking device intended to hide the presence of alien ships in orbit!
I know cause they radio me via the silver fillings in my back teeth (reception is getting worse as I lose them). They are in league with the black helicopters in whisper mode that hover over my trailer in east Texas (especially when Elvis is here for a visit).
I'll just lay under my trailer tonight with my dogs and scan the sky with my night vision riflescope, and see if I can spot the little boogers!