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To Recertify, or Not Recertify?

mckeefarley asks: "What is an out-of-work networking guy to do? Almost three years ago I worked for a systems integration company as a Senior Network Technician (with the help of an A+ cert). Two years and many certifications, later: "I am five months away from the expiration of my CCNP/DP and I question whether I should even spend the money to recertify." Would you spend the time and money to recertify, when every cent may count, and all of those pieces of paper still might not get you a job?

"The real fun and excitement was in the engineering department, and I was told the sure way in was to get my CCNA. Well I got my Sybex book, and with the help of our small lab (two Cisco routers and a catalyst switch) I received my CCNA with a [score over 90].

Thrilled as I was, the engineering department was taking some hits, and I couldn't get in. Instead of remaining stagnant I took it on myself to get my CCDA, which I got a month later. Engineering department still going down, me still wanting to rise, I looked for something else. At about this time my company was trying to get a contract working with Nortel routers and switches. 'This is my chance!', I proclaimed.

One and a half months later I was a NNCSS (Nortel Networks Certified Support Specialist), but then contract fell through. The engineering department was taking BIG hits (as was the rest of the networking industry), but I was determined. We only had one CCNP in the company, and my goal was set. With the help of the lab, and some determination, after three months I became a CCNP and CCDP.

Did I get in the engineering department?

Nope.

Did I give up?

Nope.

I got my CCIE study guide, and was all ready to rent time at a major Cisco lab at The University of Colorado, in Boulder (I am not even sure that they have this lab anymore). A month later there were two people left in the engineering department, and then was laid off.

After six months of unemployment checks and sending resumes, I gave up and decided to go back to school and do some independent consulting for some small businesses in the Denver metro area. Now, I am again looking for a full time job, and I am dealing with the same problems that I dealt with, two years ago.

I am happy to admit that all my hands on Cisco experience have not been in a production environment. I understand that the difference between the lab and the real stuff is huge. But the certs didn't, and still don't even get my foot in the door. My resume has been critiqued by many people, and is in tip-top shape. I do have experience on Gateways (Nomadix) and many switches (SMC) and have worked on some MDU engineering projects.

Any suggestions?"

557 comments

  1. If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by tjstork · · Score: 4, Informative


    One C/S degree > many certifications, and probably cheaper over the lifetime.

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    1. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny

      There are a lot of out of work CS majors right now. Lawyers, on the other hand, seem to be in high demand.

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    2. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by servoled · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Completely agree... a 4 year degree from an accredited institution is quickly becoming the minimum that companies will accept for most white collar jobs. The days of the technical college (or certified, they are basically the same thing) IT worker are long gone.

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    3. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by sinucus · · Score: 1

      I have to strongly disaggree. Of the 99% of ads I see listed for jobs they don't care about school. It's the same old tune, anyone with more than 2 marbles in their head knows that a BA, or MBA or PhD doesn't mean shit when it comes to getting the job done. I might know the full mechanics behind the theory of relativity, but if I can't screw in a lightbulb my ass isn't getting hired. Work experience > *

    4. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1
      The days of the technical college (or certified, they are basically the same thing) IT worker are long gone.
      Technical college? Wow... Our company went from requiring a Masters degree in the pre-dot.com days, to hiring everybody with approximately the correct body temperature, during the boom.
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    5. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by planetmn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And I would disagree. Sure the ads don't have a requirement, but that doesn't mean that when they go through the 100 resumes they receive for the single opening that they don't consider the degree.

      In IT it might be slightly different. But as an engineer, even though I am an EE, the degree has given me a broad enough background that I can understand any engineering discipline (sp?) to a certain extent. I can read a piping diagram just as well as a structural drawing, interpret it and make a decision/recommendation based on what I know. That is valuable and important.

      Put it this way, you have two candidates, one with a CS degree with a concentration in networking and one with a certificate. The college graduate spent 4 years being exposed to different technologies and is able to make decisions because of a broader exposure, while the CCNA spent a couple of months learning about Cisco products and may be no better than the toll-free sales line for making an overall decision. I don't know anyone who regrets a college degree (at least a technical based one).

      That isn't to say that a degree is everything. I work with non-degreed engineers who have spent there whole life working with our final product, and they are as valuable to the company as anyone else.

      -dave

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    6. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by servoled · · Score: 2, Insightful

      certifications != work experience

      My point is that you aren't going to have much of a chance of getting in the door without a 4 year degree any more, and you can't get valuable work experience without starting somewhere.

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    7. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, even an associates degree carrys more weight than a certification.

      3 months is equiv. to one semester / one class at an accelerated college vs. two years education for an associates degree.

      I never really understood the chasing of certs phenominon. The specific skills you have to train for have a shelf life which is why they have to expire.

      I dont remember hearing about college degrees expiring.

    8. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Akasha · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oddly enough I'm starting law school once I get my IT degree this May and I've got more certifications than I know what to do with. My plan is to be that one lawyer that actually understands the technology that's being litigated. You know, to help stop a state doing something stupid, like banning NAT. Oh, wait a sec...

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    9. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by slaker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oddly enough, I have a BSCS degree from a good school (Purdue), a list of certs as long as my arm (Microsoft, Novell, Sun, Compaq, Lotus, Cisco...) and tons of experience, and I haven't found *any* of it to be that useful in getting an IT job.

      I see most jobs going to friends of friends, or being offered on the basis of the IT recruiter willing to suck the most dick (literally, I worked a job where a recruiter slept with 3 different hiring managers to get 20 techies into a 1-year contract.)

      What I ended up doing, and I'm not always pleased that I did it, is take a job as an IT trainer. I can certify on anything, for free, and my employer will pay for it. The guys who come into my classes with stars in their eyes mostly get fucked over when they're done, because all they did was study to pass some tests - and I always start my classes with a "It's really tough out there for IT guys now...", but a certain percentage of my students do have a clue, and those guys have managed to get into real IT jobs, and to do well. Because my schedule as a trainer is kind of weird, I usually have Friday - Sunday off from my trainer job + some time off durng middle of the day, which is more than enough time to keep in touch with old customers or to work side jobs.

      Anyway, if you've got a decent educational background and a few different high-level certs, you can probably make a good living teaching others.

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    10. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by nial-in-a-box · · Score: 2, Informative

      I am currently a college student, and I am inclined to agree that a CS degree is a good thing to have if you want to work in that industry. I've often heard that while more qualifications, such as a masters degree, can make you more attractive for some positions, they can also make you much less attractive. I believe that this is because it is assumed that you will expect more money for your position, or something like that. I think it would be interesting to see how many people with a Master's of CS are out of work versus those who have a "lesser" degree. Ultimately, I really don't think there is any particular standard requirement across the field. I hear a lot from recent grads here, and it seems that some places just want certs, some places just want a CS degree, some places just require any bachelor's degree and a demonstrated proficiency at what you do, and some require some combination of these. I currently have an internship with a database consulting firm. I was pretty lucky to land it, and I was only able to do so because I was working for one of their employees who sold her company to them. They are willing to pay to train me, but won't bring me on full time until I complete my bachelor's degree. On the flip side, they have someone working for them who is almost complete with a Master's of CS who is perhaps not the most qualified. This person does know their stuff, but they are not so good with databases. My employers seem inclined only to keep them around because they are willing to do the "bitch work." The thing with the database field, however, is that most learning in this field requires hands on work. I think IT is the same, as most colleges that do have CS programs do not directly teach much IT nor database courses. By having this internship, and through my personal experience with computers, I will learn infinitely more about small-to-medium business IT and database development than I will through my college education.

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    11. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by fermion · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Certifications and degrees are almost always a first pass screening procedure, just like years of experience. It is more important for the new candidate than the existing employee.

      Today, with the wide availability of CS majors, even CS master, will to work for starvation wages, there is little reason for a company to settle for anything less. Likewise, since some certificates take mere months to acquire, there are bound to be a surplus of persons with these certificates.

      To refer back to the article, if a company uses the 'certificate' issue to block your promotion, then it is likely that they simply want you to stay where you are. If they really wanted you in the department, they would hire you on the condition that you earned your certification is a certain time. During that time they would also train you in company specific routine and requirements. I hate to say, but it sounds like the engineering department is just messing with you. Go work somewhere else if you can.

      Also, perhaps you might try for more demanding certifications.

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    12. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by sinucus · · Score: 1

      Yes, I had the very same problem, the first job is always damn difficult to get. I've now had 3 real jobs with now 5+ years experience as a Network Admin. All this with just my Associates Degree in CS and a N+ cert. Trust me when employers look at my experience and then glance at my education. They'll see that I know what the hell I'm doing and I can fix their problems.

    13. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by fishbonez · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I've given up on getting a computer job anytime soon. My job hunt is focussed on getting a non-computer job in an area where I have some skills and experience (ie, I had to do non-computer work before when Bush I was in office). However, I plan on keeping my certifications up to date. I hoping that sooner or later I'll wind up back working with computers.

      In the short term, computer jobs are going to be very difficult to land. I was replaced by someone making $3 an hour and it's hard to compete with those economics. The problem is that right now China, India, Malaysia and others are artificially keeping their currency low relative to the dollar. China is the worst with an exchange rate fixed to the US dollar. Malaysia does not have a fixed exchange rate but it is very difficult to trade Malaysian currency. India has some currency controls but not as bad as Malaysia, which is why their relative costs have gone up a little.

      If these currency controls were eliminated tomorrow, we'd see a rapid increase in the cost of sending jobs overseas. But I don't think this current administration is at all concerned with doing anything to prevent jobs from going overseas. I actually heard the president say that US workers need to get education and training to compete. I have education and training but I cannot compete because the playing field is not level.

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    14. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by kotonk · · Score: 1

      >Lawyers, on the other hand, seem to
      >be in high demand.

      Were it only so. It's probably easier for an attorney to find employment than a programmer, but I wouldn't say attorneys are in "high demand" in the States.

      A downturn in an economy means companies are less likely to want to pay big bills to the large, prestigious law firms. Consequently, they lay people off like anyone else. Add that to the glut of grad from law schools over the years, and it's not that easy to find a job as an attorney.

    15. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, George W Bush has tried persuading the ChiComms to let their currency float. They won't (can't) because their banks are extremely fucked up. That giant sucking sounds would be chinese money leaving the country for American and European banks, causing the chinese bankin system to collapse overnight.

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    16. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Jason+Hood · · Score: 1, Informative

      That is why internships and coops exist. So that students in school can get hands on experience. It also serves are a proving ground for employers. If a student performs well they dont have to take a chance on an unknown. They would know exactly who they are hiring. Works out for both parties very well. Experience does matter but they also prefer people with formalized educations. If you goto school and dont get internships or coops you are usually screwed in CS.

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    17. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by TheGrayArea · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The trouble with a C/S degree now is the way the industry looks at it. They want very current skills and even if you have a C/S degree you basically end up retraining every 2 years or so. The stuff you learn is very important, but until C/S is a true practice like engineering you don't really get to build on what you've learned before as much as someone like a structural engineer or a doctor.
      This whole industry is just really, really screwey right now. If you are getting a CS degree try to get a minor in something pure like Math, Biology, Chemistry, etc that is more portable than you C/S degree should things get sour.

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    18. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by ufnoise · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I would recommend Computer Engineering or Electrical Engineering instead of a Computer Science degree. It seems that the poster's networking experience would be more aligned with the hardware perspective that these degrees offer.

    19. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by rufey · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I've been in the IT arena now for 10+ years, and I have no certifications. With the four jobs I've had in those 10 years, certifications didn't matter. It was my knowledge that counted. I'm currently working on my CS degree and will have it in a few years (have to take it slow because I work full time plus have a family, et al, I only have 7 classes left).

      Two jobs ago we were hiring a UNIX admin and we got a lot of applicants. The person we hired stated on his cover letter that he had *NO* certifications at all. It didn't matter because we hired him based on his knowledge. I've done basically the same thing when in interviews. The question invariably comes up about what kind of experience (school, certs, work) you have, and I'm honest - I don't have certs because I could probably teach most of the cert classes that relate to the job (I'm not talking about CCIE or oracle or other high-end stuff).

      That said, though, I don't know anyone in management (above entry-level superviosr) who doesn't have a degree. I'm sure there are managers out there who don't have degrees, but in today's day and age, if you don't want to be a peon the rest of your career (read: peon = bottom of the employee-manager chain), a degree will serve you well, even more than certs. My current supervisor doesn't have a degree (and isn't currently working on one), and I have more experience than him. But its an entry-level supervisor. Two management rungs above him all have at least MBA's and most have PhD's in the areas they manage (such as the engineering fields). Neither him nor I will get much higher without a degree.

    20. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My point is that you aren't going to have much of a chance of getting in the door without a 4 year degree any more, and you can't get valuable work experience without starting somewhere.


      So what about people like me who haven't finished a BS degree but have been working full time for the last 6 years in network engineering and system administration? I already make 3 times more than I could've hoped to make as a fresh-out of college, but I'm still chugging away part time on a degree just to get that piece of paper. Yes, I also have the various certs... CISSP, CCNA, etc. IMHO the certs seem pretty useless compared to my experience, but they pad the resume nicely without that stupid BSCIS line.

    21. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by rblancarte · · Score: 1

      I don't buy this. I think that hiring managers like Buzz words. Degree, Certification, etc.

      For advice for this person, if you have a job, get the recertification. It can help you justify other things like raises, etc. Plus, if you need to look for work, it is something else to make your resume stand out.

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    22. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by splattertrousers · · Score: 2

      Computer science has nothing to do with computer networking. I don't see a CS degree improving anyone's career in networking. There are other degrees like Information Systems that might be more applicable.

      (Though IMHO, you should never think of a university degree as career training. It will do a lot for you, but it won't give you any critical career experience. Nor is it designed to.)

    23. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Durin_Deathless · · Score: 1

      Does it have to be a C/S major though? From what I've heard, having a C/S minor and a Business Degree goes a lot farther. Even a major in something else is OK, just so long as you have experience in C/S. Is that true?

      I ask because I am a student, looking to get a tech job in the future....

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    24. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by autiger · · Score: 1

      Interesting; after 12+ years in the IT industry and still holding a good job as a consultant; I'm currently applying to law school myself. Same premise; someone who can practice tech law and understand exactly what is being considered/discussed.

    25. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by splattertrousers · · Score: 1
      I ask because I am a student, looking to get a tech job in the future....

      Study what you enjoy. Get a internship or co-op job doing whatever you want your career to be.

      Here's an interview quesion I would ask: "Why did you decide to get XYZ degree?" If the answer is, "to get a good job", then I might reject the person because I'd much rather hire people who are passionate about what they are doing.

    26. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

      bullshit. I have a CS degree and no experience. Everyone wants experience.

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    27. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by tellurion · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you want to admin networks, not be a programmer, so while I agree that a degree will help a lot, I suggest looking for one that has a networking track/specialization.
      There aren't many (that I know of) of these around, though. The school I attend, Utah Valley State College, just happens to offer one. The focus is on networking theory, server admin, that kinda stuff, and less on programming. (i don't suggest coming here. we are just down the road from SCO and evil may rub off on you)
      The CS program got abet accreddited in the fall of '02 and at that time, it was the only accredited program to have a networking specialization. So look around, you may find the CS degree equivalent of all the certs you have/want.

    28. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by filledwithloathing · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I see most jobs going to friends of friends
      This is because there is a great deal of TRUST that needs to be placed in an IT professional. A CCNA/MCSE/BLAH Blah blah says nothing about your trustworthyness as an individual but someone whom the company already trusts vouching for you says a lot about your character.

      A company would rather hire an individual who they think they can trust over an individual who may be technically superior to the other every day of the week.

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    29. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by yoriknme · · Score: 2

      Yes, the more the better. One bit of advice, and it's free, so think twice before applying! When I've been out of work- I'm a programmer- I have tried to keep my resume going by doing volunteer work. Programming, that is. The interviewers don't know my salary is zero, and I keep my hand in. I have gotten a cert or two, and they do look good on the resume.

    30. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As well, consider the fact that some employers (at least mine) will not look at you for a particular "entry level position" if you seem overqualified...

      I thought this was kind of stupid at first, because people just want to get their foot in the door, but if you've got all the experience in the world, as well as certs / degrees etc... then you'll get burnt out very quickly doing user end voice and data work. They're currently looking through contracts to fill a position we have a need for.....

      But, to quote my boss, "It may be a crappy job, but it is one that needs done."

    31. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by ciggieposeur · · Score: 1

      If these currency controls were eliminated tomorrow, we'd see a rapid increase in the cost of sending jobs overseas. Actually we need to eliminate the concept of floating currencies entirely (e.g. legally ban money markets). Then the major currencies will stay fixed relative to each other and the real cost of non-US currencies will rise. Other probable side effects include a higher standard of living in the "undeveloped" world, and a lower standard of living here in the USA. So you can expect this idea to get nowhere will our (un)elected (non)representatives.

    32. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by grendel_x86 · · Score: 1

      America isnt blameless here either, we keep our rates artificially high, it is better for many businesses.

      As much as i dislike Bush(hate really), he has little to w/ the exchange rate, he can ask for it to be changed, but Greenspan is really the one responciple for this.

      Even if this was adjusted for, 'they' would still be cheaper, they have cheaper cost of living, and arnt expecting to make $50k. Most software is actually outsourced to Ireland, but 'we' dont complain... /me stopping rant

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    33. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      >Even a major in something else is OK, just so long as you have experience in C/S.

      It can't hurt. But do you want to do business stuff or computers more? Or do you just want to get a job? And don't expect it to help after 2 years out of school.

      But bettor advice is to work during summers. Work for any $ amount as long as its related to computers. You can pretty it up on your resume and stand out amoung the hordes of other graduates.

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    34. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      I've got computer science and many certifications. I recertified a couple of them but the hope is diminishing that I'll get another job in I.T. Those still holding those jobs know how hard it is to find one and are holding on for dear life. When a position does come up I'm either overqualified or buried in the mountains of eligible people who submitted.

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    35. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

      we had a fuxed system of exchange, established in '44 at Bretton-Woods. it was scrapped in ~74. one of the complaints was that the fixed rates made it too hard to buy foreign goods, which meant economic problems in undeveloped world. with floating rates, you have greater opportunity for trade, especially with the thrid world. allows us to buy their stuff much cheaper. good for them, except they're run by mostly tin pot, corrupt dictators. i don't agree with the money marklets either, but for different reasons. they hurt our economy, by reducing true capital available for investment, and divert it to speculative ventures. ideas proposed by gephardt (i think) about a world minimum wage are asinine. money is just that. it does nothing about the standard of living. if a gallon of gas costs 1.75 here, and 5.00 in europe, it's still a gallon of gas.

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    36. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      we had a fuxed system of exchange, established in '44 at Bretton-Woods. it was scrapped in ~74.

      It was scrapped by Nixon, because the huge debt the US had built up to finace the Vietnam War had destroyed confidence in the USD, so people were converting their dollars to gold at the fixed rate. If he hadn't loosened the gold standard all the US's gold would have been exhausted and the dollar would have then crashed.

      So what is happening to US debt now? How long will the world finance the occupation of Iraq and the build up of the US military by investing in the US? Eventually, you have to produce stuff and sell it, you can't have an economy that just consumes.

    37. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by taugenix · · Score: 1

      BINGO!
      Exactly what I was thinking as I read the OP.
      After a brief 'career' in the tech industry, I've been out of work since June of 2002.
      During countless hours perusing job postings, I've observed that companies seeking people to fill tech positions have changed the wording of their ads to include requirements for C/S degrees over certification.
      I think one reason for this is that toward the end of the twentieth century there was a flood of people attending 'cert boot camps' some of which were crammed into a weeks' time, out of which the successful 'payee' emerged with a cert, and there were plenty who studied for one or another particular cert which resulted in an abundance of 'certified technicians' many of whom had no real experience or depth of knowledge.
      On the other hand, and slightly OT, there are plenty of people who have an extermely deep level of understanding and knowledge of computer systems who have no certification or degrees, but probably not as many.
      This is not to slight anybody who has acquired a certification, as even failing with a high score is better than many can achieve.
      (At this point I feel obliged to admit that I myself posses no degrees or certifications, although I'm told I am 'certifiable' by many, but methinks they are suggesting something different.)
      If only I could afford school.

    38. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by KReilly · · Score: 1

      Just a question for something you touched on. I am at a good engineering school, where the comp sci program is not as impressive as the comp enginnering. Which would you recomend majoring in between the two?

    39. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Trevin · · Score: 3, Informative

      I would have to disagree with your disagreement; I think things are slightly different in CS than EE. I've been hunting jobs for the last couple of years, and the vast majority of them want N years of work experience with X language on Y systems using Z tools. The degree requirement is usually there, but not as often as the experience requirement.

      Let's look, for example, at the first five companies listed in my daily Dice search:

      • 3+ years of specific recent experience in HRMS version 8.x, in-depth knowledge of PeopleTools, PeopleCode and SQR. Strong knowledge of SQL a plus. Bachelor's degree or equivalent education and experience.
      • Current or very recent experience at major mortgage lending institutions; Software Development P.M. Experience. No mention of a degree.
      • BS degree and 8-12 years engineering experience, including Quality Engineering, and direct experience with medical device or other FDA regulated environment. Also required is knowledge and experience with electromechanical and software intensive devices.
      • Must have at lease 5-10 years of experience in Mentoring and true ETL work. Experience with Cognos validating catalogs, cubes and customizing the visualization. No mention of a degree.
      • At least 3 years of experience required. Extensive experience with IBM 30xx mainframe using MVS/JES2 operating system environment. Knowledge of the CA-7 job scheduling and CA-1 tape management subsystems. Strong operations background in JCL, CICS, VTAM, TSO, ISPF, and SDSF. No mention of a degree.

      Add just one more generality: nearly every single job listing I've seen for gaming companies has a line like "You must have over 2 Years Video Game Programming Experience and some strong titles. This position is only for experienced video game professionals."

      With requirements like these, it seems impossible to get a job unless you've already worked there before.

    40. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by redsilo · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the land of opportunity. I am in agriculture and the implied,if not stated, policy by government and big agribusiness for the past 25 or 30 years has been to export all agricultural production. They have been doing a good job of it but I think there will still be room for 4 or 5 growers in the country. Enjoy your groceries while you can. To me it has seemed like there has been a concerted effort to keep production of anything from potatos to widgets out of the USA. We have heard "Service Economy" for years now. This is proof that the service economy is going south (or east) following production. redsilo

    41. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by jhylkema · · Score: 1

      Quoth the poster:

      With requirements like these, it seems impossible to get a job unless you've already worked there before.

      That's just it - they don't want to find someone who meets the qualification. "Gosh, these are the requirements, can't find anyone qualified, damn labor shortage . . . Shuckie-darn, gotta get an H1B."

    42. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'd suggest majoring in Nursing, but that's because I'm a bitter old sod who's tired of seeing a column of "Nursing Help Wanted" ads for every 1/4-inch "Computer Help Wanted" ad.

      Personally, I'd hire a Philosophy or English major who's spent his weekends and summers in college hacking or doing entry-level tech work, over a Comp Sci major with just a handful of certs. One of the best fresh-out-of-school "techs" I've seen was (I think) a Psych major. But again, that's just me.

    43. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a CS major still in college, and I play on working long hours for hopefully decent pay.

      Still trying to figure out what decent pay is..

    44. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Flower · · Score: 1
      I currently go to a technical college and have gotten certifications and wasted a few years in college. None of them are really comparable to each other.

      A cert, imho, is really only a metric that you can be assigned task X, Y, or Z and be expected to complete it without breaking anything. Of course, during the dotcom days business made the blunder of thinking that if you could pass a test you were a wunderkid so when everybody abused that notion it was really no surprise that there was an inevitable backlash against this metric. It seems that certs are coming back in fashion if it is the right cert. For instance, I think the GIAC certs are well worth the time and effort because not only do you have to take a test but because you have to produce an actual paper that is peer reviewed.

      Tech colleges provide the student with a skills oriented focus that is tuned to what local businesses are looking for in a canidate. This isn't a bad thing - especially in IT as long as the student doesn't make the assumption that they are going to be making some obscene salary right off the bat. One nice thing about a tech college is that you can get hands-on experience at a fraction of the price you would spend at a cert boot-camp.

      An actual college degree is going to provide you with a broad background and the necessary knowledge to land a good entry level position where you will be promotable. It is probably the best metric to prove that you can learn and have the self-motivation to stick to a task. Where it really benefits a canidate is in salary negotiations.

      Honestly, I wish I had the college degree. I'd be making a lot more money doing what I do now. However, the lack of a college degree has not excluded me from getting or keeping a job in IT since I've been able to mitigate that hole in my resume with experience. Now that I'm married with two kids, finishing my college degree isn't feasible atm. So I'm doing the next best thing and working towards an Associate degree in information security and taking some additional courses in project management. It isn't that bad.

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    45. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by bob65 · · Score: 1
      I think that hiring managers like Buzz words. Degree, Certification, etc..

      You have to ask yourself though, if you have to rely on Buzz words and Certifications to get the job, will you really be happy working there, under a manager that doesn't appreciate your true skills and understanding?

    46. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by T-Ranger · · Score: 1
      A CS degree is nice if you want to go work for Cisco hacking IOS, or for Oracle beating on their low level DB stuff..

      As far as actually deploying a network, building a DB based app, a CS degree no more helps you then an EE degree make you qualified to work on a breaker pannel. Would you trust a mechanical engineer to work on your car? Would you want an airframe tech piloting a jumbo with 300 people aboard?

    47. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by bob65 · · Score: 1
      Oddly enough, I have a BSCS degree from a good school (Purdue), a list of certs as long as my arm (Microsoft, Novell, Sun, Compaq, Lotus, Cisco...) and tons of experience, and I haven't found *any* of it to be that useful in getting an IT job.

      I think the problem is you're looking for an *IT* job. If you have a CS degree, why not pursue your true passion (whether it be research, software engineering, or one of many software architects)? If you wanted an IT job, why did you study Computer Science?

    48. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by bob65 · · Score: 1
      From what I've heard, having a C/S minor and a Business Degree goes a lot farther. Even a major in something else is OK, just so long as you have experience in C/S. Is that true?.

      It depends on what you want your career to be. A business degree with CS minor will probably go a lot farther if you want to become a technical manager, director of IT, or something like that. On the other hand, a CS major will go a lot farther if you want to pursue a career as a Software Engineer or developer, or other research/design aspects. Personally I think the latter is much more rewarding - I have seen many IT managers quit their jobs because of the managing and business aspect.

    49. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well think more about what you want to learn. CE is more intense than CS, generally, though I'm sure you can pick up some tough CS courses to be up to par.

      The focus will also be different in CE, you should be learning more computer hardware/architecture and electrical engineering oriented material.

      I will be soon graduating with a CE degree and I'm very pleased that I didn't choose CS.

      There is obviously overlap between the two degrees, but you should compare the curriculum to see what is being taught and if that's what you want to learn. That's really how you should choose.

    50. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by mikeabbott420 · · Score: 1

      I am a partner in a company that is always looking for progammers, we have a lot of customers and many of them are loking for some extension to our software that they are willing to pay for. We look first for our requirements in OS and languages. If these aren't met I do not see your resume. The next stage is simple test , do X so Y is Z type stuff. ( if you lied on your resume about stuff we care about you fail here) The next test is to talk with me or bryan and make us think you are super smart (thats what I care about). Then we hire on a term basis and at the end of that the partners decide if you are a keeper. In this process my opinion about your abiltiy matters but if the other partners don't like what they see ( hostile,lazy,unreliable,etc) I will be trumped. We don't give a damn about paper credentials.

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    51. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i agree. I wish i hadn't got the Microsoft certifications, which ended up costing far more than they're worth. i won't even consider getting recertified unless it's a stipulation AFTER I've been hired already.

    52. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Also, it's proof that you're really dedicated to your chosen field. It won't look like you just slacked while you didn't have a job - you actually went out and did something to "better yourself".

    53. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Often, they write impossibly specific requirements to make sure nobody can match them. Then, they pick the foreigner with exactly those qualifications that they wanted in the first place. For some programs, they have to do this to "prove" that they looked locally and couldn't find anybody.

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    54. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      The borg do the same. Anyone know what happens to them in the end?

    55. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by JWSmythe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, our hiring policy (when we do it) is completely backwards, intentionally.

      We've hired people with lots of certifications, who could do absolutely nothing when they walked in the door. We gave them some time, but it didn't help, and we'd have to let them go.

      We've hired people who had no certifications or formal training. They had learned some programming on their own, and played with *nix machines at home. They've been our best people.

      Our interviews are fairly laid back.


      What jobs relative to this work environment have you done?

      What do you know? Languages, hardware platforms, etc.

      Are you willing to learn?

      What OS's have you used personally (home)? .. at work?

      If I were to hand you a broken server, could you fix it? .. demonstrate.


      If I'm not sure, I may open up a console, do a little something, and then ask them to explain what I just did.

      I've given people a stack of parts, and told them to build me a server, and install the OS with my CD (with instructions). I'm a bit rough. I tell them they have 10 minutes to complete it, or whatever. I just want to see how well they work. I don't really care that it takes 15 minutes, or if they encounter a problem and can't finish. I wanted to see that they made a good attempt.

      I felt so sorry for one interview. This was back when I worked in a computer store. I gave him a random machine from the "repair" rack, and told him to fix it. I hadn't actually checked it out myself. I swear, just about everything was broken on that thing. I had no idea before he started, I hadn't checked it first. The customer report was "won't boot". No shit. Dead power supply, fried motherboard, etc, etc... Must have been a lightning strike (this was Florida). He looked so terrified. I watched what he was doing, and he did everything right, so he did pass, even though he didn't get it working.

      All in all, I'd rather hire some Linux geek with no certs at all.

      My last two best people I've hired were:

      an ex-Y2k AIX programmer, with Linux and *BSD experience at home.

      a "consultant" with no formal job experience, but in his words, "an OS whore". He'd used every OS out there enough to be familiar with them. He introduced *ME* to BeOS. I used it for a day. :)

      It seems every time we take in someone with a degree of some sort, they're very proud of their education, but can't look beyond what they've learned.

      I agree, in Fortune500-land, or for the government, you'll need or want a degree. But there are still companies who's senior tech geek (me) wants other geeks around him who actually understand and enjoy what they're doing.

      (sorry to all my coworkers I just labled as "geek" if you didn't like it. hehe)

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    56. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by calbanese · · Score: 1

      I am a step ahead of you, as I am already in Law School. And it may be an anomally, but about 65% of the students indicate that they want to be patent lawyers. Lots of tech/science refugees seem to be going to law school.

    57. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by stibles · · Score: 1

      Technically speaking, the dollar/yuan isn't fixed IIRC. The chinese government is artifically suppressing the cost of the yuan by buying US Govt debt. After Japan, China is presently the second largest US debt holder in the world. There's food for thought. Eventually, the tide will likely reverse. The question is when, why, and what will the ramifications be.

    58. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Paracelcus · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Buuuuuullllssshhhiiit!!

      Iv'e got one (since 1973) and have been out of work for two years! I'm/was an NT 4.0 MCSE and have held OS/2 and Novell Certs in the past.

      If you have a job, count your blessings and hold your breath. If you don't have a job, good luck! you'll need it!

      And if you want to flame me and brag about all the job offers etc. that you've been turning down, then you are obviously a kid and are not even looking.

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    59. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by monomakh · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, this is the worst legal job market in institutional memory (surpassing the Great Bloodletting of 1995), particularly on the west coast. Unfortunate, since IAAL. I hear the benefits and pay at W*l*m*rt are stupendous, though, so we all have hope. I don't know as to whether the poster should get re-certified or not, but it sounds to me as if the cost/benefit goes against the certification.

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    60. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by slaker · · Score: 1

      'Cause a lot of IT jobs call for CS/CIS grads, and I didn't want to do the trade school route.

      I should've gotten my degree in something interesting like music or literature (of course, had I done that, it wouldn't be at Purdue). The degree I have isn't anything more than my receipt for four years of making it to class more often than not.

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    61. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From personal experience the parent post is 100% correct. When the job requirements become so specific that the potential qualified applicants are narrowed to a specific individual it is usually just busy work to get thru H1B process.

      I always wonder about all these companies that are looking for senior this or lead that. Does this mean that the people currently working there are not capable of filling these positions. Is the company not willing to promote from within and hire at the "bottom"/graduate/limited experience level. Why would anyone want to take that job knowing that the people you would be working with have already been deemed unworthy of the position or are unwilling to accept that job's work/responsiblities.

      Hmmm maybe my own job search is making me cynical and bitter ...

    62. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by slaker · · Score: 1

      Sadly true. I've gotten a couple contracts by recommendation, but in general I don't do the social networking thing very well.

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    63. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      I just wanted to mention something about this line:

      "until C/S is a true practice like engineering you don't really get to build on what you've learned before as much as someone like a structural engineer"

      This is an excellent point, but almost goes a bit too far. At the moment, I'm two semesters short of a degree in Civil Engineering, focused on Structural. I've had to learn multiple versions of three separate CAD programs (including LISP), GIS software, two specialty geotech software programs, a pair of structural design programs and a host of smaller things. The fundamentals of each category are the same, true; but every place you'll ever work has a different way of doing things. Retraining is a continual process.

      Aside from the bare fundamentals, the most job requirement is adaptability. Technical jobs change too quickly to be secure in a skillset for more than a couple of years. Doctors, Engineers, Comp Sci techs; it's the same.

      If you're still in school; make sure you take some arts courses. Force your mind to think in ways it's not used to. It'll help when your boss decides you're going to build the new database on a program you just started using a week ago.

    64. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ignoring the case where capitalism collapses (which I think it will but let's not go there), I think what will happen is that USA will have to devalue their currency. Devaluing the currency will automatically make imports more expensive and result in the elimination of the present situation where people consume more than they "should". However, devaluing the currency will decrease US standard of living.

      --OFF TOPIC--

      If you want to know what I think will happen with the capitalism collapse case, here it is. Ok, this is just my theory and yes, it sounds very foolish to the capitalists :) I think if foreigners stop investing in USA, USA will collapse. This will happen because USA won't be able to pay off the debt (or at least get it into manageable levels). Difficulties on the debt front will cause USA to significantly cut government, eliminating most branches of governemnt. This will throw even more unemployed workers into the mix. These actions will be similar to what happens in many poor countries (with debt problems). In these poor countries, because of IMF pressure, the government is shrunk, resulting in many unemployed government employees. This results in higher unemployed and it never EVER gets better. One just needs to follow Argentina (when do you think it will get better?). Ultimately, USA will collapse and this will bring down capitalism. When capitalism goes down, all the capitalist countries (like 90% of hte world) will collapse. Capitalism is a global system so when USA collapses the whole world will collapse. It's not like fascism, mercantilism, communism, monarchy, or others--these are limited to one country/region. For example, when so-called Communism collapsed, it had almost zero impact on other countries. When capitalism collapses, USA will switch to fascism (start blaming all the immigrants, hispanics, blacks, etc for the collapse). And there will be World War III. The UN will collapse just before the start of the war, just like how the League of Nations collapsed just before WWII.

      That's my theory of the collapse of capitalism. There is a bit more which I didn't mention (eg. instead of debt, a class war may cause the collapse too). I know there are a lot of if's and but's. This is also pure speculation with no "proof". So don't base your life on this :)

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    65. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Eliminating money markets is equivalent to poking a knife into the heart of capitalism. It isn't going to happen. If it does happen, capitalism will collapse.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    66. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by iron_weasel · · Score: 0

      Maybe your right about the export of AG but around here the farmers are 'rolling in it'. Buying new tractors, upgrading, lots of profit last year so they are moving on up.

      I thought last year that foreign countries crops were bad and this fueled the surge in demand for US crops(grain mostly I speak of).

      Anyway my neighbor just bought two slightly used Fords for about $30,xxx more or less apiece. This is in addition to what he already has. 5 plus a fleet of tractor trailers , planters , fert spreaders , spray coupes and so forth.

      He wears worn clothes, drives a junky little pickup but seems to be doing very well. His wife left him but thats quite normal in farming these days.

      I am helping him get into GPS a little at a time. Right now light bars and tracking.

      OT somewhat but thats what I see around here.
      MidCentral South. Three crop two year rotation, corn,wheat,beans.

    67. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by demi · · Score: 1
      I don't have certs because I could probably teach most of the cert classes that relate to the job (I'm not talking about CCIE or oracle or other high-end stuff).

      I was an Oracle DBA for seven years. In my experience when someone walked in to interview with some kind of certification (in particular the "certified Oracle DBA") I could pretty much send them packing right then. I'm not saying getting the cert always indicates you are a numbnuts, but I've yet to find a counterexample. Oracle training is actually quite good overall, but if someone needs to take a test to prove they know something then they probably don't (or they just did for a day).

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    68. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      That's an interesting theory but you make some huge leaps in logic. Basically you are laying out a scenario for a global economic depression triggered by unsustainable US debt levels, which is possible. But then that is immediately followed by a total collapse of many world governments and a switch to fascism in the USA. Perhaps you could lay out the steps that occur in between the depression and facism because the cause and effect is not apparent.

      In fact, it's more likely that the global economic depression would lead to a permanent reduction in the standard of living in the USA. I agree there most certainly is a financial bottleneck on the horizon for the USA as the baby boomers start retiring in the next few years. However, that alone is not a sufficient trigger for a collapse of capitalism. Capitalism has survived world wars, pandemics, depressions, recessions, bubbles, scandals, corruption, etc.

      Now if we are talking about 100 years from now when energy reserves will be running low and population extremely high, then perhaps. But that's a depletion of the main engine of capitalism--energy. However, it's more likely that we will have invented new technology that allows us to outrun that energy crisis.

    69. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by mateomiguel · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If you are getting a CS degree try to get a minor in something pure like Math, Biology, Chemistry, etc that is more portable than you C/S degree should things get sour.


      I have a Bachelor's Degree in Biology and a Master's Degree in Information Technology and I don't see my Biology degree helping me out in getting jobs at all, so I don't think your advice is that top-notch.
    70. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by lizardb0y · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...that one lawyer that actually understands the technology...

      Too late, sorry.

      http://www.lessig.org/blog/

      I suppose you can try for 2nd or so.

    71. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by TheGrayArea · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I should have worded it better with something like "it can give you other options when the CSCI degree fails". Biology came to mind becuase I live in an area with a major research hospital and medical school that is always clamoring for people with bio and chem degrees for labwork.

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    72. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by mateomiguel · · Score: 1

      So can I come work for you? please?

    73. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by demi · · Score: 1

      I have a BS in Zoology, have taken a few vendor classes, and have no certifications. So far (here I'll cross my fingers) I haven't had trouble getting good jobs. I worked in clinical labs, got myself inserted into a computer implementation project there and that's how I got into IT. My first hardcore tech job I got on the strength of a code sample; the technical part of the interview was just to determine if I'd written it or not. Every job since then I've gotten from people who knew me. Along the way I've been a system administrator, an Oracle database administrator, a programmer and a security analyst, and I've come across lots of fellow travelers who had found their way to the same spot through very different paths--everyone needs to find their own way.

      I've also had a lot of opportunity to evaluate and hire people. Believe me, a code sample or a relevant anecdote about a tough problem you've solved is worth thousands of certifications, at least if I'm on the other side of the desk. Hiring is all about, "If I throw you in the pool, will you swim, or will you expect me to hold you up? Will you get your sh*t done, even if you run across obstacles; or will you be lost when something doesn't fit the task guide? Will you find the tools you need, or will you expect me to provide them?" Certifications answer none of these questions for me, all they tell me is that you were able to study for and pass a test on a given day. At best, it's not very helpful, at worst, I can tell you think it's important: and that's bad because it tells me you don't have a lot of the experience I think is valuable.

      I sympathize with a fresh-out-of-college-or-vocational-school grad who wants a good job, but for whom the "good jobs" are closed to people without experience. Guess what? Everyone wants a good job, and unless you can demonstrate your superiority to all those folks who've proven they can encounter and solve real problems, don't expect me to take a risk because you're pretty (Oh wait, you said CS, make that "not as ugly as others"--yes, that's a joke). A coworker who was pretty young got his first experience doing system and network administration for his friend's ISP--for free--and writing a web-based application to administer all the accounts and let the customers do self-service payments, mail-forwarding, etc. That was his path, not mine: I can't endorse either one, but I do know that unless you've done something to demonstrate your motivation and ability, besides passing a test, you're unlikely to fare that well in a tight job market.

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    74. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by thefultonhow · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's true at all. I'm currently looking at colleges, and althought the CS professors I have talked to are generally disdainful when I say I want to be a network admin, the consensus is that CS is a good place to start in terms of getting the technical and critical thinking skills that I would need. Also, at Tufts, the professor (of CS) that I talked to was a foremost expert in the network administration field. The skill sets may not be completely interchangeable, but there's enough overlap that CS is useful.

    75. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This cert, that cert. This kind of degree, from this college, or from that college. This kind of resume, or that kind of resume. All crap.

      I've done the job seeking thing the normal way. I have a CS degree from Cal State, I've got several networking certificates, and 4+ years of experience. I've applied to several hundred places at LEAST, over a period of two years. My resume is all sparkly. It all means jack. I couldn't get a minimum wage job doing tech support, much less any of those positions our college recruiter blabbled about when they sang praises about college education. I was about ready to say I just wasted 5 years of my life and a huge pile of money and do something else.

      Apparently, the only way to land a job is to have someone on the inside. A friend, a relative, a connection of some kind. I stopped bothering with the resumes a year ago, and kind of moved slowly through graduate school, occasionally applying for jobs, working for friends, TA-ing for college.

      Then, out of the blue, my parents helped set me up as computer tech at this private school (they are friends of the owners). It was not a glamorous offer, just a basic tech support position, mediocre money, plus I had to assist teaching IT. Not something I'd enjoy, but it was paid work, so I said yes. Once I got in, I worked my ass off. I got everything working, whereas the place didn't event have a working Internet connection prior to that. I overhauled old computers, cannibalized them for spare parts, repaired equipment deemed dead and gone, rewired and documented the entire school network, fixed all the printers. In short, I was a shiny, can-do, just-gimme-a-minute kind of a tech guy. Every time a dumb user, teacher, admin person, or whoever had a silly request, needed a little extra help, or just wanted to vent about their crappy computer, I was patient, polite, and helpful. Even if I had to work unpaid overtime. Even if I wanted to take a sledgehammer to the fools who kept doing what I told them not to ("Don't Press The Big Red Button, It Is Bad"). I just kept smiling and fixing problems.

      And it paid off, bigtime. All these people who I helped talked to their friends. And every time computers came up, they'd mention my name as the guy who fixes everything. In the last month I've been approached by 3 HR people from large companies, wanting to hire me. Note that all they had was a good reference from someone on the inside, who had heard of me from a friend. No resume, no nothing. I'm about to accept one of the offers. It is a sysadmin/IT administrator position, in a newly opened school for disabled children, excellent salary, perks, huge budget. No questions asked. I just stated my (very high) demands and they said "Ok, when can you start?". It was surreal. In all my job interviews prior to this, I'd had to prove to the (usually hostile) HR person that I'm just the guy for the job, and that I will do this and that for the company if they take me. The interviewer would keep asking silly questions, then they'd rapid fire some tech questions to try and see if I actually knew anything. This was a whole new world. They wanted ME, and were willing to go a long way to get me. I didn't have to prove my credentials, my loyalty, qualifications, or my personal integrity. Everything I asked for, I got, no questions asked... :)

      Anyway. The only way to get a good job is to have someone pick you for it, because of a friendly connection. HR personnel are only human, just like the rest of us. The most important consideration for all of them is whether they can trust the person they are about to hire. They know that resumes are easily faked, and that interviews show someone in their best light, when they prepare themselves. They'd rather get an outside reference, from a friend or someone they trust, and go with it. Qualifications aside, I'm just another guy in a huge pile of recent CS graduates, with no other distinguishing characteristics. What sets me aside is that people know me as "the cool computer guy". Th

    76. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by planetmn · · Score: 1

      A lot of those don't mention a degree, true. But guess what happens when those companies lay off. Sure, you might be able to get a job, but the job requiring the degree is generally more secure.

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    77. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by planetmn · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think engineering is more versatile. You can get a CE degree, but take a lot of CS classes. That gives you a technical engineering degree (which depending on the school, means that it is a professional degree), while at the same time, allows you to showcase a talent (which I most definately do not have) for programming.

      I chose a dual Computer Engineering/Electrical Engineering degree for my bachelors which allowed me to show an expertise in a field, and am working on my Electrical Engineering (Digital Communications and Signal Processing concentration) at night to show an emphasis on a specific area. That way I am able to apply for all CE/EE jobs, as well as show a little extra expertise in a specific field. -dave

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    78. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I graduated from computer engineering and management a few years ago. Haven't really found a job yet :( I'm in Canada BTW. I'm not sure if I'm the right person to ask (since my "career" is a complete failure) but here is my opinion...

      The Degree

      I don't know if this is how all schools are but most Canadian universities are as follows (USA should be the same except what people call colleges is the same as universities in Canada. What is called colleges in Canada is called community colleges in USA I think??)

      As far as the programs are concerned, comp eng covers a bit more hardware and electrical engineering. Comp sci, on the other hand, covers more computer theory and is heavily tilted towards software. To give you an idea of the difference, comp sci deals with databases. You would learn RDMS, theory behind it, etc. In comp eng, I hardly ever touched databases. In contrast, comp eng will cover things like wirless communications (especially from an electrical engineering point of view eg. studying electromagnetic waves, etc). I don't think anyone graduating from comp sci really knows much about wireless communications (as an example). In comp eng, you study microprocessor architecture. In comp sci you study it too but only to get an overall understanding of how it works. There is very little done on designing them. So if you want to design a CPU (at Intel for example), comp eng would be the right field. I just picked a few things from each that was different. Clearly there are many more differences. I just described that to give an idea.

      To make things more confusing, you can usually (depends on prerequisites and stuff) pick either comp sci or comp eng courses in your senior years. For instance, I could have picked some database courses from comp sci, even though I was in comp eng. Similarly, someone from comp sci can pick some computer architecture courses from comp eng. In some sense, you can almost end up the same regardless of the program (there WILL be differences if you go 100% software or 100% harware but usually people choose a mix).

      In summary, if you like (or want to) pursue something hardware oriented, comp eng is best. If you want something leaning towards software, comp sci is best. Ignoring employment opportunies, comp eng is more prestigious and harder to get into. Comp sci is easier and less prestigious. BUT, I'll come to this in a minute, comp sci has more jobs that you are qualified for.

      Employers

      Based on MY EXPERIENCE, which may or may not be reflective of a trend, employers do not care if you have comp eng or comp sci degree. It's all the same to them. The only difference would be in cases where you clearly don't have the background (eg. designing chips almost always requires a comp eng degree; system administration, database design, and things like that are generally suited for comp sci (unless you have experience)). So employers don't care about the degree for the most part. In fact, many jobs will simply require a "computer related degree" which can be anything.

      What employers look for are SKILL sets. So employers will ask for skills like C, C++, networking, and so forth. That is pretty much what determines your job prospects. (A lot of the negative feelings held by degree holders is related to this. Read my footnote at the bottom on why I think this is). If you care about jobs, I think your goal should be to get the right skills. It doesn't matter whether you have a degree, or a certification, or whatever. It all boils down to skills. This is why, for example, you will hear corporations saying that there is a shortage of skilled workers even though there are millions of unemployed new graduates. People just don't have the right skills. This is especially true given that new grads have very few skills (but this is almost a given that many jobs require knowledge of proprietary technologies. So unless you have been working at some company and know their product, it's kind of hard to

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    79. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good idea. I nearly went for the joint MBA/JD degree at UNC when I got my BS/IS in 1994. Still think about it, actually.

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    80. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. West publishing has stared a pilot program in India to see if lawyers there can handle some of the work normally assigned to in house staff. These are positions held by lawyers who edit information presented by West to it's clients.

    81. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I post messages without proofing them. But this time I read the thing AFTER I posted and noticed something I missed. I said comp sci is better from an employment point of view. Let me say why I think that is.

      I think comp eng is too narrow, relative to comp sci. It is too heavily focused towards hardware and there aren't many jobs that are hardware oriented. This depends on location I guess. I suppose if you were located in Taiwan, hardware has more jobs than software. In Canada, I would say comp eng has very few jobs. Just flip through job postings and you'll note that hardly any of it requires you to understand a harware circuits, or microprocessor architecture, or whatever.

      Comp sci, on the other hand, is software oriented and there are more jobs. A comp eng guy would have a hard time getting into IT (say IT administration) than a comp sci guy. I still apply and I have some experience but most won't. Designing things like webpages (from simple ones all the way to sophisticated multi-million dollar infrastructure projects) is better suited for comp sci. I find that I am lacking compared to a comp sci graduate when it comes to websites, internet, and stuff like that (not counting networking). From my days in school several years ago, I remember my comp sci friends had greater exposure to programming languages. They knew more languages whereas programming was second thought in comp eng. I imagine that some of those comp sci guys will get a job that I won't because they will know more programming languages. I don't know if that is common everywhere or just in my school/program but that's how it was.

      Having said all this, comp sci may have more jobs but there is more competition too. Literally anyone is "qualified" for most IT jobs (whether they can do the job or not is another story). In comp eng, the jobs are fewer but if you get a job, you are better off IMO. There are some jobs that comp sci people really aren't suited for and you'll have an advantage as a comp eng. An example would be some wireless communications jobs, or some jobs that require hardware interaction (say writing software that actually requires an understanding of the memory subsystem). I think your advantage as a comp eng grad in these cases won't be that large during the resume selection phase. But if you get an interview, you can destroy the comp sci opponent because you'll have a greater understanding of the hardware and the business.

      So that's how I see it. Comp sci has more jobs but more competition; comp eng, the opposite. Overall, the computer industry is not so good and will never be what it was during the 70's, 80's and 90's*. It is still better than many other fields. Even though I'm unemployed, something like civil engineering or chemical engineering is still worse (very few graduates get jobs in their fields).

      (* You know... people don't think of the 70's and 80's as being great for the computer field but it really was. Sure, you couldn't become rich but if you had a degree, knew your stuff, and kept up, you had a good job. Probability of unemployment at that time was pretty low in the field. )

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    82. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's interesting that you mentioned computer games. I was looking into it (since I'm unemployed :( and I love computer games :))... how the hell are you suppposed to break into it? They ask for VERY SPECIFIC stuff? They don't want a C++ programmer. They don't want an AI programmer either. They want a programmer that has programmed AI for a role playing game. hmm... that pretty much rules out everyone except probably 5,000 who actually worked on RPG games :(

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    83. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ironic thing is that the college graduate really spent 2 years doing general studies and 2 more years on his core materials. The guy with the certificate spent 2 years on core materials and skipped the general studies.

      I know I always feel better when my engineer can quote Hamlet.

    84. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming you are not being sarcastic with your post... hard to say... if you ARE being sarcastic, you need more practice ;)

      And when the liberals allow more jobs to be shipped...

      Liberals? I think you must have the liberals and conservatives mixed up. It's the liberals (left wing) that is more protectionist. The right wing is the one that is in favour of what is happening. The capitalists, the vast majority of whom are from the right wing, are the ones that support the present policy, which is a direct result of neo-liberal economics--the most popular form of capitalism.

      If things get bad for you, just get a GED or go on welfare. Everyone does it.

      Learn something about socialism, my soon-to-be comrade ;) If everyone used some socialist institution or system, it would collapse. If everyone went on welfare, the welfare system will collapse--just like how libraries will collapse if EVERYONE signed out books. The reason socialist institutions and ideals survive is precisely because the number of people "leeching" or "using" the system is kept low.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    85. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I never really understood the chasing of certs phenominon. The specific skills you have to train for have a shelf life which is why they have to expire.

      Employers prefer that. It's easier to determine people's skills from that. I personally think it isn't such a good system but that's how the world is. Employers control it--especially during tight markets like now.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    86. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      But the vast majority of employers are like that. Check out some job postings and you'll find that many require stuff like MCSE, A+, etc.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    87. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      ...being offered on the basis of the IT recruiter willing to suck the most dick (literally, I worked a job where a recruiter slept with 3 different hiring managers to get 20 techies into a 1-year contract.)

      I guess being a manager has its perks ;) Of course, it has its downsides too, when you get fired for having sex with an agent ;)

      Based on what you are saying, that person is more likely an agent than a recruiter. Usually recruiters are simply outsourced HR who get paid BY THE COMPANY no matter what and are supposed to hire the best people. Agents, on the other hand, get paid BY THE UNEMPLOYED CANDIDATE and hence the agent has to get the guy his/her job to get paid.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    88. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by magarity · · Score: 1

      but Greenspan is really the one responciple for this

      Guess how much money the Federal Reserve has on tap to buy and sell foreign currencies? Oh, about 60 billion. Sounds like a whopping huge amount? Well, now guess how much currency is exchanged per day in New York city financial institutions... about 1 trillion. Per day. So the Fed's entire working capital can affect 6% of the market for just one day. Sorry, government spending habit, in the long term, have an affect on exchange rates but central banks can't do much at all. In smaller economies with less volume on the market, they can, but the US, Japanese, and Europeans can't do much more than symbolic gestures.

    89. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by bscott · · Score: 1

      > Actually, our hiring policy (when we do it) is completely backwards, intentionally.

      Brilliant insight - hire people for the job they're going to do based on ability and experience, even if it's not the kind of ability that shows up on paper! Test someone's actual skill rather than their ability to answer questions (in front of you or on an exam) - what a novel idea... problem is, that's the exception rather than the rule.

      Perhaps the way to fix all the multiple problems within the industry is by targeting the people who do the hiring, hmm? Show me a troubled industry that (for the sake of argument, is magically) full of HR decision-makers with a clear view of their goals, and within four years - one generation of college education - I'll bet you'd find the right people will be in the right spots almost everywhere. Without square-pegs in round holes, everyone's effectiveness goes up while keeping salary growth lower 'cos you're not paying people to do jobs they hate.

      Sounds so crazy it might just work.

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    90. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Basically you are laying out a scenario for a global economic depression triggered by unsustainable US debt levels, which is possible. But then that is immediately followed by a total collapse of many world governments and a switch to fascism in the USA.

      I'm not too confident about USA switching to fascism. I think it can happen but I'm not too sure about that. The only reason I say it will happen is because depressions or terrible economic catastrophes result in things like that. Fascism is attractive because you can pin the blame on someone or something. Humans have a tendency to blame others, instead of themselves. And fascism provides an avenue to that. In any case, I'm not too sure about USA switching to fascism. US Constitution is resistant to fascism, Americans are mostly "libertarians", and Americans still have that rebel spirit from the past so I'm not sure how easy it will be for the fascists to take over.

      What I AM confident about is the collapse of capitalism. This won't happen because USA alone defaults on its debt. USA is important but it's just one big piece of the pie. So the threat isn't from USA defaulting per se. Instead, it is EVERYONE defaulting. If USA defaults, what I forsee happening is other countries defaulting too. What will happen is that it will set off a chain reaction, where other countries start doing the same thing, namely, defaulting on their own debt. It doesn't have to be USA either. Some other country could set it off. Many countries are facing the debt problem. The poorer countries have it even worse. Some countries pay something like 40% of their income on interest payments! Given that debt grows exponentially (look at the formula for interest payments), how long can these countries survive? All it takes is one country to see off the whole thing.

      I agree there most certainly is a financial bottleneck on the horizon for the USA as the baby boomers start retiring in the next few years.

      I don't think the baby boomer retirement will be as bad as some claim. USA has fairly high immigration, and its birth rate isn't THAT bad either. I think the countries that will be really hit are some European countries like France, Austria, and others.

      Capitalism has survived world wars, pandemics, depressions, recessions, bubbles, scandals, corruption, etc.

      Scandals, corruption, etc have nothing to do with capitalism. They can happen under any system (just look at "communism"). Perhaps the best example is monarchy. There were SO MANY scandals plauging monarchs yet they never went down. Capitalism, just like any other system, will correct itself. A scandal is too small compared to the system to bring it down.

      Booms & busts, prosperity and recession, are all predicted by Karl Marx and others to be a characteristic of capitalism. They will not collapse capitalism because they are inherent to capitalism. The only way these will impact capitalism is if, as Karl Marx predicted, the discrepancy between the rich and the poor get so large as to cause a class war. As long as the middle class is large (as is the case in USA, and others) there won't be a class war. But if the middle class erodes (which almost certainly means that most will drop to lower class than gain and become upper class) then you may see a class war. This is happening in Argentina. Argentina had a big middle class (I think the biggest in South America) but it is being eroded. People are getting poorer and poorer. Countries will potential class war problems are Argentina, Venezuela, South Africa, and so forth.

      Things like depressions MAY collapse capitalism. USA, believe it or not, nearly became a "socialist" state during the 1930's. The only thing blocking it was FDR and some of his policies with socialist ideals. Germany at that time, switched to Nazism. Although Nazism is closer to capitalism than socialism, it was still further away from capitalism than before the rise of Nazism. In some sense, capitalism in Germany "collapse

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    91. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for a software company which has some openings now and than for account specialist and business analysts. It amounts to a glorified CSR job mixed with some data stuff. A CS or similar degree is a requirement for the new hires.

      There's not a lot of call for anything you'd learn in the CS classes but it does require a good level of computer skills. More than AOL user. Less than hacker.

      The thing is, NONE of their recent hires has been worth a damn. I don't know what these people learn in school but it's not helping do their jobs. We need people with basic work skills like throughness, showing up, producing work that does't have to be reworked constantly, knowing the difference between different file versions, etc.

      Oh please oh please, send us more CS majors so we can totally piss off all the clients and screw up even more jobs.

    92. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > chinese government is artifically suppressing the cost of the yuan by buying US Govt debt. After Japan [...]

      Shuuu... this is how we fsckxord Japan when they demonstrated their ability to be a serious economic force during the 70s and 80s.

      Even today there's a bunch of old-farts running the government economic policy that still think they can be an economic force in the face of China, NorthSouth China (Korea) and East China (Taiwan).

      Meanwhile, the number of walled Chinese towns offering economic guarantees (protection from greedy communist government beureaucrats) to Japanese firms is on the increase... and Chinese international and regional carriers in such big boom times that they can't even service their jets within the manufactures's guidelines.

      Both the Yen and the Juan are due for large readjustments of 10% or greater within the next year.

    93. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by b17bmbr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      capitalism is long since dead in the US. we have more a mixed economy. de tocqueville said that the republic will be destroyed when they find they can vote themselves money. well look at us today. we have to parties, each vying to spend more, each candidate saying essentially, "my program will give..." holy crap. that ain't capitalism. the problem why capitalism will decline is that democracy allows one to group to legally take/steal from another. i.e. the welfare state. i would argue that capitalism died in 1935 with the change in the supreme court, approving the new deal. the depression was a monetary phenomenom, not fiscal. and the new deal did not do a thing to end it. since then, anyhting the government does is okay. most of the govenrment spending is unconstitutional. social security, welfare, this fscking medicare drug bill, etc. now, every lefty /.'er will argue up and down that we need to spend this and that, government shold do this, and that. fine. but does it square with the constitution. no. so why do our courts overlook it. one, things are so ingrained in our society, removal would be worse. (not that i think so). two, it is nt that they think it is ok, but that they don't care. like with the second ammendment. it means what is say, and says what it means. but they okay gun control because they don't care about the constitution.

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    94. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, glad I got my 4 year degree and my certs. So I can work for a guy who has at best a MCSE on NT, and two supervisors with even less certification. And no 4 yr. degree among them. Yep, I'm real happy.

    95. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Since I'm on the left, I take exception to you blaming the left for the problems. If anything, it is you capitalists that are the cause of it. New Deal didn't kill the country, it prevented it from collapsing. And do you really think the New Deal had as much impact as all the other things combined? It's time for you right wingers to stop blaming others and take responsibility for the mess.

      If you think socialist ideals are the problem, why does the Republican Party, which is clearly right wing, not do anything. And don't tell me the left is controlling the Republican Party. That is clearly controlled by right wingers.

      Just admit it: you capitalists failed. It's your system. If it goes down, it's all your fault. Stop being in denial.

      I'm not American but as far as the Constitution is concerned, I do not support static documents. I do not believe people should be following words written long ago. Most liberals feel that way. If you went with the Constitution, slavery will still be practiced (it was against the Constitution to free slaves since they are property), women will still be some inferior beings, blacks and other non-whites will still be inferior, and so on. I know conservatives love to have a world where some white men (the rich ones only) control everyone while the rest are inferiors. Fortunately, the vast majority of people don't support that.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    96. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, you mean you ACTUALLY PAID YOUR DUES in this industry! The way REAL front line-level engineering works, you do apprentiship and journeymen level stuff before graduating to be a master...

      You have to pay your dues, get your hands dirty, and then you get rewarded...

      Going to school for 4 years is NOT paying your dues..

      My own story is similar. I worked a barely above minimum wage job building PCs for a couple of years, then convinced the big boss man (in 1992/1993) that this 'Internet' Thing was going to be big enough for him to hand me some money to setup an ISP...

      worked my ass off for another couple of years, (makeing slightly better money), before we took that company public, and I moved on to a fortune 100 company, to design and built their new OC-48 IP backbone... made better money... then went to work for a vendor... making even MORE money...

      Your right, as you get to know people in the business, IF you have a good rep, your name gets dropped a LOT.

      It tickels me pink when people I know brag about knowing me ;)

      I got laid off for a good 14 months during the peak of the crash... but now I make more than I did before I got laid off...

      No degree, no certs (well, I just now got the CCDA on a bet), just lots of quality experience, and a serious commitment to quality.

      U can DO IT!!! 120k+ after taxes..

    97. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by nlindstrom · · Score: 1
      It's called networking, and is the single most important skill in the job marketplace. Trouble is, it tends to be one of the least-developed skills in most geek's repertoires.

      The value of networking cannot be over emphasized. I've landed most of my IT jobs purely through knowing the right people.

      I strongly recommend reading How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie. It is a truly excellent book, and an absolute must read by anyone who has the slightest interest in networking themselves.

    98. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your hiring policy sounds great.

      Personally, I think it isn't such a bad thing that many big companies have silly hiring policies. While it may be hard on the ego (sometimes it's good to be humbled by experience) not to be hired because of those policies, for any knowledgeable geek, a workplace like yours is probably a much nicer environment to work in, anyhow!

      My personal experience hunting for my first job was that I didn't get into the first couple of ones I tried, and felt pretty bad, but then found one that I got, which was a better job by about an order of magnitude, and I was interviewed and got to work with people I got along with really well!

    99. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you concentrate on your spelling and grammar, you might see improvements.

    100. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by ahfoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not sure if it's still true or if it was ever true, but about ten years ago I was told that there are over thirty thousand licensed laywers in San Diego County alone. I do know for certain that my brother in-law is a lawyer and he doesn't get much work. He just took on a client that owned a bar who is paying him in bottles of booze and not many at that.

    101. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by computational+super · · Score: 1

      You know, I always just sort of assumed this went without saying... I finished a four-year degree before I even so much as considered looking for a programming job. As the mid-90's wore into the late-90's, I was starting to wonder if I had just been wasting my time, being surrounded by Journalism majors, Philosophy majors, Basket-weaving majors, most with two-year degrees (and some with nothing past high school), who were doing the same job I was doing, and getting paid pretty much the same.

      There was one significant problem, though, and I think this contributed to the .com bust in a lot of ways. I may not be any smarter than, say, your average journalism major, or even your average high-school graduate (who may well go on to get a PhD in nuclear engineering or some such). In other words, I may well be of average intelligence (I don't think so, but it's possible). However, if so, then I'm somebody of average intelligence who spent four years literally living and breathing the concepts and philosophies that underpin good software design, as well as physics, calculus, and a bit of electrical engineering. When you say, for example "circularly linked list" or "merge sort" or "virtual polymorphism", I know what you're talking about. No explanation necessary. I even know my transistors from my diodes and could probably remember Ohm's law if I thought about it hard enough. That doesn't mean I'm smarter than anybody else (although I think I am), it just means I've spent (at least) four years learning the theories behind what I do.

      Nothing was as frustrating to me in the late 90's as trying to explain to an "internet gold rusher" who had gone out and gotten his Microsoft cert in January and a .com job in February why it's not a good idea to put all the code in the main routine and why you really do need to version your source code and not just e-mail the changes you made to your neighbor. It takes a person of average intelligence at least four years of study to become proficient at this trade. Period. If you could learn it in a month, there probably wouldn't be a full-blown four-year college track on it, now, would there? Did these people really think that they were that much smarter than the rest of the world? I'm arrogant as hell, and even I don't think I could take a two-week training course and then step into a job that other people had college degrees in.

      So, anyway, soap box aside, a CS degree creates a common language for programmers and yes, with more CS-degree holders than programming jobs, the degree holders are likely going to end up getting the programming jobs, and all in all, the quality of software out there is going to go up as a result.

      (Oh yeah, since the post was about network guys, I beleive this applies to network guys, too.)

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    102. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Jason+Hood · · Score: 0

      The capitalists, the vast majority of whom are from the right wing, are the ones that support the present policy, which is a direct result of neo-liberal economics--the most popular form of capitalism.

      That is 100% incorrect. Take some economics classes. Right wingers want to protect americas future; typically by severely regulating immigration, lowring the # of H1Bs, imposing stiff tariffs on imports and regulating work exports. If you lived in america during the Clinton administration you could have seen him lower tariffs, sintuple the # of H1Bs, and lower the taxes on work exports. All this, in the waning hours of the dot-com boom. The left wing claims to be protectionalist but really its saying one thing and doing another just to get elected. You must watch CNN too much. Its called "brainwashing".

      The reason socialist institutions and ideals survive is precisely because the number of people "leeching" or "using" the system is kept low.

      Hehe yeah that has worked well for Russia, Cuba, China... They kept it, uh really low. Now that they are turning more capitalist, their GDPs are growing by an order of magnitude. Pure capitalist economics is not the answer, but invisible hand typically is. People have to have reward for their successes otherwise there is no motivation. This is an unfortunate reason why the US is headed for trouble in the 21st century, we are turning socialist, the other to-be superpowers are turning capitalist.

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    103. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Liberals? I think you must have the liberals and conservatives mixed up. It's the liberals (left wing) that is more protectionist.

      Not sure what country you're posting from - in the US, at least, this is true if you're a minority. On the conservative side, we have the Republicans who are looking out for the poor, down-trodden multi-millionaires who need to offshore jobs to India or their bonus this year will only be a couple of million dollars (and how can they make huge campaign contributions with such a paltry bonus?). On the liberal side, we have the Democrats who are either a) looking out for their own, and only their own (Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, etc.) or b) looking out for the poor, downtrodden angry minorities who they're afraid will riot and burn down their mansions in the suburbs of D.C. if they don't get whatever it is they happen to decide they want this week.

      Since most displaced programmers in the US (and factory workers, for that matter), are neither multi-millionaires nor minorities (in fact, those benefiting from offshoring are minorities, so the liberals are cheering about it - never mind that those particular minorities aren't US citizens nor their consituents nor the people they're elected and paid to represent - as long as white men are suffering, their fan base assumes something's going right), nor do we have a history of burning things down when we don't get our way (in fact, if anybody bothers to reply to this, it will be along the lines of "I'm a PhD in nuclear engineering and have been out of work for five years, have sold both of my kidneys and my left testicle to science to pay for my wife's ninth cancer operation and have been forced to resort to feeding my fingers and toes to my twelve children who I live with in a shack in the woods, so if you have a job, no matter what they want you to do, QUIT COMPLAINING ABOUT IT YOU PATHETIC WHINER"), we'll probably end up the highest-educated Wal-mart employees on the block. And the other employees will hate us because they'll think we're snobs.

    104. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not going to put in any effort to respond to you, partly because I know its pointless and partly because I'm just lazy. But I do want to comment on this: "Just admit it: you capitalists failed."

      Hahahahaha. Yes, the capitalist system in the US is clearly a failure. The fact that we have the biggest economy in the world is clearly a failure. The fact that we have been the most powerful country in the world for about 60+ years with no end in sight is clearly a failure.

      And I'm posting anonymously b/c I'm sick of getting modded offtopic when I'm supporting conservatism...

    105. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      The problems with capitalism have not manifested themselves yet. After all, capitalism is only around 200 years old, and the first 100 were very slow. Capitalists often fail to see how they mortgage the future for the present via debt. Problems with debt won't show up for a while. But it's time now. Many countries (rich & poor, small & large) are running into financial problems. It does not look like the capitalists have a way of getting out of the present situation.

      So I'm not saying capitalism has failed yet. It will fail when it collapses--clearly hasn't happened yet. But it's getting there.

      As far as USA having the largest economy, USA became prosperous during the 1700's and 1800's. By the late 1800's, USA had a bigger economy than Europe. In the last 100 years, it certainly hasn't done too well. On the surface it looks good: GDP is larger than ever, GDP/capita is high, US dollar is the most popular currency, etc. When you dig deep into it, however, the situation isn't so pretty. USA has more than $3 trillion in debt. It took USA around 150 years to accumulate that. How long is it going to take to pay it off? Another 150 years? US currency isn't even backed by gold anymore (when Nixon removed it to prevent collapse in the 1970's). Everything is based on trust. If people lose trust in the dollar, it will come plummeting down. On top of that, the discrepancy in wealth between the rich and poor is increasing at some crazy pace. As this discrepancy increases, the chance of a class war increases.

      In any case, just because USA is at the top doesn't mean anything. I mean, Rome was at the top of the world but came tumbling down when imperialism lost its luster.

      Lastly, it is my belief, contrary to capitalist views, that a country/region/economy/whatever cannot grow infinitely forever. Capitalists claim that you can keep increasing the "pie" continuously. I believe it cannot be done. An economy cannot continuously grow forever* yet capitalism requires growth. If you don't grow, you die. That's how capitalism is. If your economy doesn't grow, people won't invest there. If your corporation doesn't grow, shareholders will invest in another company that does grow. And so forth. An undeveloped country, say Mexico, has an easier chance of growing than an already developed country, say Canada. At least that's my view.

      So overall, the present state of affairs is deceiving. What I am talking about has nothing to do with USA alone (although my examples are clearly US). I'm talking about capitalism--not USA, although USA is the flag bearer of capitalism. A specter is haunting capitalism--and no, it isn't communism.

      (* I'm ignoring population growth. Of course, pop growth will result in growth.)

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    106. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Clearly you have no idea what you are talking about--no offense. Your polarized view (white vs rest) is skewing your thoughts. Let's go over Liberalism & Left Wing Ideology 101 to get things straight.

      The left wing is not in favour of minorities per se. They are in favour of egalitarianism. It just so happens that minorities are abused by majorities (the opposite happens infrequently), so they defend minorities more than majorities.

      As far as looking out for the country, I agree that right wingers are more prone to do that. Nationalism is far more common on the right than left.

      As far as the Democratic Party only looking out for its interests, that's true. The Democratic Party isn't very leftist. Ask anyone in the world (other than Americans). The Democratic Party is very centrist and center-right on economic issues. Compare to true left-leaning or leftist parties like the Labour party in Britain, Liberals or NDP in Canada, or in France or whatever. The Democratic Party is not very leftist. USA does not have a labour party so there truly isn't a left-wing party (other than some minor one like the Green Party).

      If you think Democrats only look out for their own "kind", how about Dennis Kuicinich?

      If you think leftists are cheering the loss of jobs, find me ONE article where a leftist is doing that (don't cite me some capitalist). The left-wing or the left-leaning press is the one that is against this.

      And on top all this, how does all this left-wing cheering the loss of jobs play with the unions? Unions are supposed to be left-wing! So how does this all this work?

      On top of all that, how does all this work with the fact that capitalism is what is driving the situation and the left-wing is anti-capitalist.

      I suggest that you leave the cave you have been living in and start learning something. The following comment shows you have a long road ahead:
      as long as white men are suffering, their fan base assumes something's going right

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    107. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I completely disagree with your view. Most of what you say is so simplistic that you don't even distinguish key features. I prefer to use the two dimensional Political Compass system which eliminates some of the disagreements over the contemporary left-right system.

      You are simply looking at the results without the underlying philsophies. People can support the same position but have different reasons for it. You also fail to realize that different factions of a particular wing support different politicies. For example, the far-right in USA (eg. tradional conservative, Pat Buchanan) is protectionist, while most of the right wing (including neoconservatives, capitalists, and the so-called Christian Right) are not. In a similar manner, the far-left (eg. anarchism) is anti-state while other elements of the far-left (eg. communism) is pro-state. With your view, a fascist and an anarchist are the same. For instance, both are an anti-war (generally). But the underlying reasons are different. A fascist is against a war because he/she doesn't want to lose their "kind", while an anarchist is against the war because he/she is usually non-interventionist and war is state aggression.

      Let me just ask you one thing: are unions generally left-wing or right-wing? With your view, I think you would say they are right wing, when in fact the reality is anything but.

      typically by severely regulating immigration, lowring the # of H1Bs, imposing stiff tariffs on imports and regulating work exports.

      You are mixing up economics and politics. Things like immigration are political; while tariffs are economic. Note that EVERYTHING is called political when in fact some things are economic decisions. The right wing is anti-immigration, while the left-wing is pro-immigration. The right wing is mostly anti-protectionist (it's against capitalism) while most of the left-wing is protectionist. The only faction of the right wing that is protectionist is far-right (such as traditional conservatives such as Pat Buchanan). Find me someone else on the right that is protectionist.

      You must watch CNN too much. Its called "brainwashing".

      I don't even get CNN but CNN does less brainwashing than the Fox News you surely follow.

      Hehe yeah that has worked well for Russia, Cuba, China... They kept it, uh really low.

      Did you even understand my comment? I was talking about institutions. You obviously have no clue. As a side note, Russia has a lower GDP now than when it was USSR. China's is clearly higher but China isn't as capitalist as you imagine (not that it was socialist to begin with).

      This is an unfortunate reason why the US is headed for trouble in the 21st century, we are turning socialist, the other to-be superpowers are turning capitalist.

      You know how you tell when a system is failing? The hardcore supporters stop supporting it and start denying everything. By claiming that USA is becoming more socialist, when in fact it is becoming more capitalist, you are in complete denial. Free trade, removal of tariffs, privatization, etc mean that USA is becoming more capitalist. I have no idea where you get the idea that it is becoming more socialist. I suppose in your upside down world, USA is tending towards socialism, while I guess Europe is heading towards capitalism.

      If USA collapses, it will not be because of socialism, socialists, leftists, liberals, or any of that. It will all be due to capitalism. I can't fathom how you can claim otherwise.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    108. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by JWSmythe · · Score: 1


      When we have an opening, I'm going to put it in my /. journal first. :) We may have one soon, but I don't know when.

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    109. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by JWSmythe · · Score: 1


      I know that some guy with a masters in whatever running some tech department in a Fortune 500 company doesn't want some 18 year old kid who's been messing with a Linux box for the last 6 years showing him up, but honestly, I'd rather get someone in that could show me up.

      My girlfriend is job hunting right now. She's more than qualified to work most office jobs, but isn't getting picked up because of a lack of a degree in anything. {sigh}

      At least she's using a Mac now, so she can put OS/X experience on the list. :) I don't know if it'll help, but it shouldn't hurt.

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    110. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

      the problem with capitalism is that it is so synonymous with freedom. you can't have either or. there can't be personal freedom without economic freedom, and likewise, you can't be free economically, and repressive socially. for the first example, see europe. as for the second, see china. what is required to grow is capital. and capital takes investment. the problem with underdeveloped countries is that the government there is usually corrupt. no reasonable person/corporation/country is going to invest in a country like that. also, growth comes from capital investment, which leads to capital growth. this means capitalism. for an example of where capitalism does work, look at Ireland. and look at Russia. ireland reduced taxes, cut spending, and made investment pay. she has been experiencing double digit growth while the rest of europe stagnates. in russia, putin cut cap gains taxes and instituted a flat tax, and russia has been growing. if he can retain his army (which i wonder) he might get russia going. as for capitalist decline, it is precisely because people will vote to legally take from one group and give to another, usually themselves.

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    111. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      HTWFAIP is full of great ideas for surviving in Cubeville, but it rather expounds the notion of thriving by saying that everything is OK. It's true that noboby likes a whiner, but the era of unchallenged first world corporate dominance is rapidly coming to a end, and Everything Is Not OK.

      If you follow the advice in this book, you will rise to a high position in a doomed company. Trouble is, that makes sense for every individual doing it. There's no point in being the squeaky wheel, because every other middle manager is telling upper management that there's no problem, so all you do is make yourself a target.

      Just for once, I'd like to hear upper management at a big company (or any company) say "Bring us problems, it's our job to find solutions." And not just say it, but mean it as well.

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    112. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      You do have one advantage though; you can always throw yourself in front of a car. If you survive, you get rich from suing. If you don't, well, no big loss. It's win-win!

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    113. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by hellraizr · · Score: 1

      just like all fanatics your flaming ignorance almost makes it not worth it to reply but you really got me with that one.

      there's a reason the USA is _BY FAR AND AWAY_ the most successfull nation on earth, because CAPITALISM WORKS! every single pinko nation except red china has failed (oh and it's coming. . . taiwan anyone?).

      just because you hear the pathetic bleeding heart liberal redirec on TV about the US and bush's war mongering doesn't mean america isn't still thriving. we took a hard hit on 09/11 . . . it struck the foundation of our economy, and 3 years after we are seeing an amazing upturn.

      I swear your opinion is soo typical of fanatical left-wing behavior. you don't like us soo you look for the smallest things you can over exaturate and start a FUD campaign against us. it's the typical have's vs the have-not's. the beauty of america is with some drive and ambition (based solely on the capitilist model) can go from the bottom of the have-not's to the very top of the have's. unlike commie or socialist governments where most people work for the better of they're government, which trickle's down to the citizen's if they're lucky. yeah free health care would be nice, but if I had a serious disiese I'd much rather incur 20+ years of debt and survive in america and wait 10+ years to receive treatment in canada/whereever and be dead after the first year.

      it's not about race anymore here if anything it's been reversed. minorities have FAR MORE opportunities than white people. especially in the things that matter (education, credit applications, etc).

      oh and about the constitution. that is what makes america great. people tend to bend and change laws overtime. that document garuntees our freedoms in this land. and every single american citizen I know will defend it with they're life if necessary. even once our government falls it will be the people that will quickly rise up and repair our democrocy, probably refining that document even more to include the evils of the 21st century (evils of the 18th century == no religious freedom, etc).

      it's the ignorant dumbasses like you who would love to live in a rosy world where everyone felt equal and no one had any more than anyone else and just lived out they're meaningless lives making meneal wages untill they meet they're inevitable death. instead of advancing human kind through technological and social innovation (also thanks to our capitalist society). we may be behind on public education but america is the absolute center of social diversity/integration and the undisputed leader in technology. those 2 things will enable humans to succeed in the 22nd century. but I guess that all means nothing cause some out of work euro-trash pinko thinks capitalism is evil.

    114. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by pizzaman100 · · Score: 1
      More OT:
      I think you're right on track with your prediction of the eventual collapse of the US economic system, and the end result of fascism (or at least some form of authoritarian government). In fact, we can see a microcosm of such a development in California.

      California has lost much of its tech industry and other business out of state (or country). They have generous social programs and high tax rates that their shrinking economic base can no longer support. And they have huge amounts of uncontrolled immigration. A disaster in the making.

      The people of the state have started to look for an answer to the problem, and the answer they have come up with is: "let's find a strong authoritarian leader to clean up the mess." Now, I'm not saying the reason Arnold is governor is because he's a "facist". He is not. But "the Terminator" gives the impression of being a strong leader. And people are willing to trade their liberty for economic well being and protection.

      Scary....

    115. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by grayantimatter · · Score: 1

      I usually won't even bother giving an interview to someone with only a degree. They usually think they have all the answers, but they bring none. God help me, even a paper MCSE beats a CS degree...

    116. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      the problem with capitalism is that it is so synonymous with freedom.

      I COMPLETELY disagree with that view. Freedom and capitalism are not connected at all. If your world view is limited to, say USA then I can see why you would say that. But if you look at the whole world, over a period of time, you will find that freedoms have nothing to do with capitalism.

      There are countries that are capitalist yet provide few freedoms. And there are countries that are capitalist but provide a lot of freedoms. An example of the former is Singapore. An example of the latter is USA. Singapore is one of the top capitalist countries (don't take my word for it; check out capitalist press). Singapore is even more capitalist than USA (more freer markets, etc). Yet it is a totalitarian country on par with China.

      There are also many other countries with very few freedoms. One just needs to look at the Middle East. Countries like Kuwait are more capitalist than even Europe. And let's not forget past tyrannies like the US-backed government in Chile run by the free market promoter Pinochet.

      In any case, capitalism isn't about freedom because it says nothing about freedom. Capitalism is purely an economic system. You can run it in a totalitarian country (like Nazis did) or in a "free" country (like France). The only freedom capitalism requires is private property. Other than that, anything is fair game. The vast majority of capitalists were in favour of slavery (a couple of hundread years ago). How can you say capitalism has anything to do with freedom when it supported slavery? Capitalists also support things like child prostitution, no minimum wages, child labour, and so forth. I hardly consider people slaving away in those situations to be "free".

      As far as Ireland is concerned, it is one of the poorer countries compared to the rest of Europe (not by a whole lot but still below what it should be). It also joined the EU. Therefore, I would expect it to grow more than established countries like Germany or France. As I said earlier, I don't support the capitalist notion of continuous growth. This situation is just like how China is growing at something like 10% per year (according to official Chinese sources; but more like 8% in truth) while USA comes nowhere near 10%, even though USA is far more capitalist than China is. The growth in Ireland is not unexpected in my eyes. Similarly, I expect some of the other EU countries to grow too (the poorer ones).

      As far as Russia is concerned, a similar story. Russia's GDP declined significantly after the collapse of the USSR. One would expect it to go back to at least 2/3 of the USSR levels. Let me make a bold prediction. Russia will never have the same GDP as USSR (adjusted for Russia alone, and relative to growth of the rest of the world). I'm not supporting the totalitarian system that passed as "Communism" but all I'm saying is that it won't recover.

      Let's look at the opposite. If capitalism is supposed to help, why is Mexico not doing well. After signing NAFTA (north american free trade agreement), Mexico became more capitalist. But its growth rate is something like 1% since joining NAFTA. Interestingly, its growth rate was higher before NAFTA (although I don't think NAFTA explains all of it).

      as for capitalist decline, it is precisely because people will vote to legally take from one group and give to another, usually themselves.

      Maybe you should take some responsibility. I mean, the world is ruled by capitalists! You guys control everything. The monetary system. The work environment. And so forth. The government is even capitalistic. Name one government that is not influenced by capitalists. If capitalism goes down, it's all your fault. Stop blaming others. The citizens of most countries, including so-called democracies, have less control of their government than in recent history. Corporations influence and control all branches of government, including the legal system. That's capitalism!!!

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    117. Re:If you don't have a C/S degree, get one by Jason+Hood · · Score: 0

      I prefer to use the two dimensional Political Compass system which eliminates some of the disagreements over the contemporary left-right system.
      Part of your problem with understanding US/World politics is that the linear model does not correctly apply to general politics. This is has proven over and over again. I dont have the time to explain to you why. All I can says is read some economics books.

      I don't even get CNN but CNN does less brainwashing than the Fox News
      Pretty neat trick if you dont watch it. If you dont watch either I would find it hard to comment on them. Once or twice a month isnt enough to see the biased reporting. Its not even biased right or left, its whatever the reporter thinks you need to hear.

      By claiming that USA is becoming more socialist, when in fact it is becoming more capitalist, you are in complete denial.
      The US is becoming more socialist, I live here, I know. Even the socialists here say so, they are just mad it isnt happening fast enough. The government here is regulating small and large business more and more. The US, because of recent scandals and biased reporting is getting a bad picture painted of a cut throat capitalist nation. Which it was, 20 years ago. Now the climate has changed, unions are getting very large and pwerful, everything thinks they are entitled to free health care, businesses should have caps on their profits, and everyone should have normalized salaries. Crap, even the baggers at the grocery store are in a union even though they earn $7 an hour and they are high school kids 98% of the time. Millions of people have lost their motiviation to succeed and our productivity per capita has dropped as a result. Other nations that are turning capitalist have more motivation than ever because they see what the US is and know they can have what the average american has

      Seriously, I dont tell you what your countries politcal/economic climate is, so I find it hard how you can talk about the US. News, is _always_ baised, they only way to know the facts is to talk to people from different walks of life and get their views on things. If you dont understand why people believe the way they do you havent directly talked to them enough. Slantdot/CNN/bbc is not a good indicator, dont even take my word for it. _See_ for yourself.

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  2. Pack your bags... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Learn Hindi and move to Delhi. That's probably a better use of your time.

    1. Re:Pack your bags... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he will have better luck in Bangalore. At least thats where all of my companies jobs are going.

    2. Re:Pack your bags... by DriceX · · Score: 2, Informative

      They speak english. Yes you will see.

    3. Re:Pack your bags... by ipnetworker · · Score: 1

      I have read articles of people wanting to do this. If you thought being an American and wanting to try and work in the EU was hard, try and go to work in India. They will gladly accept your tourist dollars, but they won't give you a job.

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    4. Re:Pack your bags... by univgeek · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is bull-shit, please point to some references. All you need to work in India, is a letter of invitation from a company and a work visa. Sure you can't come in on a tourist visa and work. But it is much easier to get a work visa in India than in the USA.

      http://www.indianslivingabroad.com/resources/vis a- guide.asp for guidelines.

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    5. Re:Pack your bags... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might even be a better living, all things considered. The place is too sexually repressed for me though. Hell, I wouldn't need a lot of money in a place where sex wasn't taboo and maybe weed was legal.

    6. Re:Pack your bags... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calling something bull-shit is a compliment in India, the bull being a sacred animal and all...

    7. Re:Pack your bags... by dieresis · · Score: 1

      Most technology jobs are not in Delhi. Bangalore is the technology hub. Bangalore is in Karnataka, where the local language is Kannada. Office workers will speak English to each other, as it is the lingua franca in India. In fact, plenty of South Indians (and Karnataka is in the South) have little or no knowledge of Hindi.

    8. Re:Pack your bags... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They won't take him.

      Unlike America, most other nations do not want foreigners to come in and take their jobs. India does not want foreigners coming into their country and taking out-sourcing (erm.. insourcing, to them I guess) jobs away from their own citizens.

  3. well, since you don't have anything else to do.... by g0hare · · Score: 1

    Go ahead. You won't get hired without it. Of course your next job will pay 50% less than what you're making now. Get the band back together too. Good for a couple hundred a week if you get good.

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  4. To be... by Atragon · · Score: 0

    In a slight misquote of the Bard... To Certify, or not To Certify, that is The Question...

  5. Newsflash by Freston+Youseff · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Once your foot is sufficiently in the door, certifications mean little or nothing to hiring companies.

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    1. Re:Newsflash by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Once your foot is sufficiently in the door, certifications mean little or nothing to hiring companies.
      Correct, but a certification can help getting that foot firmly wedged in there. When a company receives a bick stack of applications for a tech job, they may cull the stack by looking at certifications.

      The perceived value of certifications differs from company to company, but also depends on the field of IT you're in. From what I've seen, certifications for programmers matter little, but they do for DBAs... I wouldn't know about network guys though.
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    2. Re:Newsflash by splattertrousers · · Score: 5, Insightful
      When a company receives a bick stack of applications for a tech job, they may cull the stack by looking at certifications.

      True, but it would be even easier to get the job if you can avoid being lumped in with everyone else.

      Most jobs (so I've heard) go to "friends of friends" or "colleagues of colleagues". So go get yourself noticed.

      If you belong to a church, maybe you can help them out with any technical needs, and maybe someone there will remember you next time they're looking for techincal people.

      Or go fix up a school's computers. Make sure to show up on any award night where the school recognizes all the hard work you've put in. Maybe someone else will notice and offer you a job. Or maybe that article about you in the local paper ("Local man spends summer fixing up school's computers for free") will get you noticed (especially if your phone number or website is listed in the article).

      There are probably lots more ways to do it... none of them easy, but probably a lot more effective than hoping to have one more acronym than every other resume in the stack.

    3. Re:Newsflash by Kruid · · Score: 1

      Wrongo! Depends on the type of company employing you. If you work for a finance company, you are probably right. OTOH, if you work for a consulting company (especially if they resell anything) that cert is worth alot more to them than you. I've never personally paid for any cert, and I'd think real hard about cost/benefit before doing so. -k

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    4. Re:Newsflash by RogerWiclo · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      Plus, it's been almost a year since I passed the A+ exam [insert required lie about how I scored really high] and I haven't received any paperwork from CompTIA. My emails and phone call go unanswered.

      My suggestion is to try and get some experience by tinkering with something, then put that on your resume. In all my interviews nobody has ever carried about the A+ or i-net+ certificates. They just want to know what experience I have.

    5. Re:Newsflash by Mycroft_514 · · Score: 1

      >The perceived value of certifications differs from company to company, but also depends on the field of IT you're in. From what I've seen, certifications for programmers matter little, but they do for DBAs... I wouldn't know about network guys though.

      I've been a DBA for almost 15 years now. Certifications don't mean squat and never did. I was working for one consulting firm for a while and they asked me to check out some online certification system (along with some other senior people).

      I passed both tests, but as I told them, the testers didn't know what they were testing. (The other senior people told them the same thing about their specialitys as well).

      My advice, if you don't have one, get a CS degree. Then go forward and add an MBA. Or decide now that you don't want to be in this industry.

      My company starts out all IT job requirements with a BS degree. ALL of them. Even the junior programmers. And we are hiring small numbers of people....

    6. Re:Newsflash by jpetts · · Score: 1

      From what I've seen, certifications for programmers matter little, but they do for DBAs.

      What sort of DBAs? I have never seen an Oracle DBA job posting (in the US) that mentions certification as a requirement, and precious few of them even list it in the "nice to have" category. Speaking with recruiters/headhunters etc. most of them who specialise in Oracle say that that certification is not worth while: it doesn't translate into higher salaries or more offers in their experience.

      If I found an Oracle DBA advertisement that listed certification as a requirement, I would be very wary of that company, as it basically means that they don't have any real idea of what they want, and are simply ticking boxes.

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    7. Re:Newsflash by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you belong to a church, maybe you can help them out with any technical needs, and maybe someone there will remember you next time they're looking for techincal people.

      just to let you know something.... I couple of friends are freemasons, and nither of them have had any trouble getting jobs over the past 20 years.

      the biggest boost you can get to a career is to become a freemason. that's a boys club that certianly watches out for each other. they will give each other job leads, and prefrenencial hiring over other candidates.

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    8. Re:Newsflash by chill · · Score: 1

      Odd. I start a new job on Monday, after being laid off last April. I didn't start my job hunt until late October, when the consulting gigs dried up.

      The CISSP, Security+, SCSA & SCNA got me in the door. The company is paying for me to get my MCSE as well as my CCSP. (Yes, I have years of experience with both Microsoft and Cisco products.)

      It depends on the company you are going to be working for.

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    9. Re:Newsflash by Tassach · · Score: 1
      I was going to say the exact same thing. For landing a job, a cert is pretty much worthless compared to real experience. For a consulting company, the cert has value because it's a useful marketing tool for them (as are things like ISO 9001 or CMM certification for the organization).

      Never pay for a cert yourself. If an employer values certification, they will pay for it; and those that don't value certs won't care if you have it or not.

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    10. Re:Newsflash by bobbabemagnet · · Score: 1

      I can attest to this. I actually have to turn down jobs that are offered to me because I might stretch myself too thin. Having 3 offices across 3 buildings is tough enough as it is. Word of mouth is probably stronger than any resume, and a good resume on top of a good recommendation from a friend is almost a guarantee. I make sure my clients are satisfied and they return the favor by telling other people how satisfied they are with me. The result is lots of people wanting me to work for them.

    11. Re:Newsflash by jafac · · Score: 1

      This also applies to degrees.

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    12. Re:Newsflash by buttahead · · Score: 1

      and if I'm not in the stone working industry... what group to join then :)

    13. Re:Newsflash by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Muslem.

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    14. Re:Newsflash by nlindstrom · · Score: 1
      Programming is dead. D-E-A-D. The only thing more dead than programming is being a webmaster.

      DBA's are doing very well, at least from what I see of and hear from my DBA associates.

      Sysadmins are doing decently, not as well as DBAs, but pretty damn good considering what the Shrub is busy doing to the economy.

      As for network engineers, I can't really say. I don't know enough of 'em to form a qualified judgment.

    15. Re:Newsflash by Halvard · · Score: 1

      Sure certs matter, when it's the HR department that's doing the hiring. Certs are paper. Without realworld experience, you are going to find it incredibly difficult to get hired anywhere. The majority of the better/best IT guys I know across a variety of areas don't have certs but the have loads of experience.

      I have I think 9 years implementing NTish technologies in all environments (soho, office, LAN/WAN, Enterprise, insert buzz compliant phrase here). I pack what I think are two blow-off certs that someone had to have because we were a partner (I was CTO at the time and wanted a junket). This is true in Internetworking, desktop support, etc. I been on every rung of the ladder in the corporate world, acedemic world, small business, etc. I can rattle off 30 names in about 2 minutes where this is the same.

      A CS degree isn't necessarily that important either. I bachelor's degree in anything can help. I know a lot of people who studied economics that work in IT (I *think* that's an aberation though).

      You should find an organization like a non-profit that has no budget or clue about technology but has a real need for help and direction. Volunteer to be their IT guy. Explain to them your situation. You both benefit. Better yet, do it for two. You've now got two real-world examples to put on your resume. And you aren't working for free. You are working for experience that goes on the resume and will help you in your job search. Hell, get them to give you a title at the non-profits.

      Then, after you are gainfully employed and you've got money to spend, if you feel like you still need those certs, get them. Just remember: the cert industry is an industry. The overall goal is to blow more of the out the door because they make more money. That's not to say that there aren't good dedicated instructors at some places but it's an ugly business and makes the companies the certs are for a lot of money (MS, Cisco, etc.). Novell certified folks were considered a dime a dozen back 10-12 years ago, the MS ones became that in the late '90s and I've got a feeling that the Cisco ones are become that after interviewing some of them (yes, I know my way around various IOS's). The only one that retained it's cache if I remember correctly was Banyan.

      And they went the way of the dodo.

    16. Re:Newsflash by jamesh · · Score: 1

      In a small company, having some employees with eg cisco or microsoft certification puts you 'on the map' eg if a customer asks cisco or microsoft 'who is certified in my local region?'

      I work for a small company in a rural area. I'm sure it's a whole different ballgame if you are looking for work in a large company in the city.

    17. Re:Newsflash by gid · · Score: 1

      Most jobs (so I've heard) go to "friends of friends" or "colleagues of colleagues". So go get yourself noticed.

      I've been saying this for years, I've yet to get a job that I didn't know someone who got me in. I've either directly known someone on the inside, or knew someone who recommended me, be it a friend, relative, or a prior business relationship, since my first job in '93.

  6. Save your money. by grub · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Don't waste your money.

    Many jobs nowadays want X years of experience in lieu of Y certifications or Z years of schooling. A lot of IT management smartened up when they certification-mills pumped out losers with some theoretical knowledge but crumbled under practical pressure. You can thank the Dot-Bomb for that. The money-motivated didn't want to spend the time in school to learn the trade lest they get left behind so certification-mills filled a need: impatient people that wanted to make lots of money in the "new economy".

    Thankfully a lot of those that were in it only for the money are unemployed (no insult to the submitter intended) or selling crap. Of course different parts of the world and different companies have varying policies so I have to stress YMMV!

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    1. Re:Save your money. by swb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think you're right. In the late 90s, everyone I met asked me what certifications I had -- I told them none other than a Big 10 University degree (not in CS), although I had taken a few classes from the vendor-labeled certification "programs" to get myself up to speed (with the Cisco routing classes being the most useful in a general sense). They were often horrified, but that was the only standard they had to judge people on. I kind of felt awkward, but I'd look at the certification programs and wonder what a waste it all was, especially since some really wanted classroom hours PLUS the tests, and it all cost more than *I* was willing to pay or manegement would pay.

      Now I'm glad -- I met plenty of morons with certs who really didn't belong in their jobs. I feel bad for the guys who are really good with no college, a pile of certs and no job -- the market will be hard on them, if only because many employers make a college degree a required prerequisite in addition to experience.

    2. Re:Save your money. by Rev.LoveJoy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Two words, my friend, 'right on.'

      Certification mill, indeed; about the only cert worth more than the paper it's printed on is the CCIE - and you'll spend a good year to get one.

      I cannot tell you how disheartening it was to read the resumes which amounted to "just got out of school, have my MCSE, hire me!" I felt like the frat boys woke up one day and decided to become tech people because there was a lot of money in it.

      To the article's author, I firmly agree that renewing your certs is a poor use of limited funds. Better to lower your expenses and save your money.

      Cheers,
      -- RLJ

    3. Re:Save your money. by rumpledstiltskin · · Score: 1

      That being said, if you don't have to pay for it, go for it. I work at a major computer manufacturer, and they encourage us to get as many certifications as we can. in fact, one of the primary ways to get ahead in terms of promotions and moving to other departments is getting certified. One person I know has gotten 5 certifications over the past year and hasn't had to pay a dime for it. In my company it shuttles you up the corporate ladder much faster.

    4. Re:Save your money. by cubicledrone · · Score: 0

      The money-motivated didn't want to spend the time

      Money-motivated? Do you mean the employees trying to make a living or the middle managers stuffing their pockets with bonuses and options earned by firing people?

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  7. How to get a job by photon317 · · Score: 4, Funny


    1. Post certifications and work-related experiences on a front page slashdot article, along with a plea for help.

    2. ???

    3. Profit!

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    1. Re:How to get a job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Reply with a South Park joke that's been run into the ground.

      2. ???

      3. Overmodded slashdot post!

  8. Not yet. by Heidistein · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Try to get a job with this allmost-expired certs. Maybee your next employer pays your study. You never know. If nobody wants you with this certs, get some new. Or whatever, its your choice.

  9. Re:Expert Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw these rules posted on the door of the geek compound.

  10. cert's didn't matter in my position by sinucus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    During my 11 month unemployment spree I could say one thing for sure. My certs didn't mean shit in the workplace. People just wanted on the job experience, same thing with formal education. The same questions always prevailed, "Do you have any work experience?" I won't bash certs that badly as my curent workplace is offering to fully certify my ass for free... Now, final note, none of this rings true for CCIE's.

  11. Walmart is Always Hiring by SirChive · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's the future of America. I'm not really joking.

    I work in a two man IT department at a factory. My pal and I realize that this is the last of the gravy train. When these jobs end because of corporate restructuring or the factory moving to Mexico we will most likely never work in the Tech industry again.

    1. Re:Walmart is Always Hiring by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      actually I used to work at walmart and I'm not sure how much longer they'll need tons of people around...I was a cashier. When they installed the "Self-Checkout" lanes, got to chat with the guys from the compnay, and train some of my fellow workers. I basicly bolied down to tring to tell people...press this....move that...grrr try explaining ANYthing semi-technical to those people. Anyway after another generation of those self-checkout machines, and RFID, the cashier will be pretty much obsolete. BTW those machines run Win2k!! and the POS app looks like it was written in VB!!

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    2. Re:Walmart is Always Hiring by /dev/trash · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There will always be small shops that need some kind of computer help.

    3. Re:Walmart is Always Hiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If everyone did work at walmart or macdonalds, there would be a huge slump in people's disposable income. Nothing would be bought. WalMart sales would slump lower and lower. It happened in the late 1920s in Germany. In Germany the trigger was the Wall Street crash. This time it will be the outsourcing of jobs that causes a huge economic crash. Germany recovered, but only after Hitler came to power and employed the millions of unemployed building autobahns and mainly munitions. America is already starting to become more extremist that it has been. Look at Howard Dean.. the left and right wingers are becoming more polarized everyday, with Bush cutting taxes and reducing public sector funding and Dean responding by pledging to increase taxes and restore the levels of funding. Unless the US Gov. sees that this is a disaster train, we are going to have a huge economic meltdown on our hands.

    4. Re:Walmart is Always Hiring by celerityfm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A factory. Exactly- unfortunately these types of jobs can be moved. Service industries like legal, consulting, media, etc will always need local IT-- look into it.

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    5. Re:Walmart is Always Hiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we will most likely never work in the Tech industry again.

      The saddest thing about that statement is that it is probably true.

      The whole fucking thing has been sold out.

    6. Re:Walmart is Always Hiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have some facts wrong.

      Bush is cutting taxes and increasing public sector funding.

      Dean wants to increase taxes and decrease public sector funding.

  12. Certs mean jack by JeffSh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    in my experience, certifications don't mean that much.

    What they do mean, is that someone is booksmart enough to sit there and study the material, go in, and take a test. They don't mean the individual can actually fix anything.

    In any technical job, be it mechanical or information, the fundamentals of troubleshooting and resourcefulness are far more important than any piece of paper.

    i put alot more stock in good references and job experience than certs..

    ALL THAT SAID THOUGH:
    HR and employers are still waking up to the facts mentioned above. so no matter what the reality is with certs, the problem remains; how can you prove yourself a good technician if you can't get hired.

    companies are getting better at recognizing intrinsic skill rather than going whats on a resume, but that has a long way left to go.

    i didn't get any certs tho, because i refuse to pay money for something i don't need. i can do my job just fine without a piece of paper to help me along, heh.

    1. Re:Certs mean jack by Dragoon412 · · Score: 1
      "What they do mean, is that someone is booksmart enough to sit there and study the material, go in, and take a test. They don't mean the individual can actually fix anything."


      Can't the same be said for a 4-year degree as well?

      I took classes for certification, as well as attempted a CS degree (and no, I switched majors upon realizing what a worthless piece of shit degree it was). While at New Horizons, I had some amazing professors. Most of them were extremely experienced and talented teachers. I learned a lot during that 6 months (finished classes and certs in A+, Net+, MCSE, CCNA, CCNP).

      My college experience (at the University of Michigan), on the other hand, was quite the opposite. I sat in lecture halls full of 200 students while some professor right off the boat from India with an accent so bad that he may as well have been speaking Hindi. The core curriculum consisted almost entirely of programming classes, with basic network theory and a lot of math... which would be great if I wanted to graduate, then get my job shipped over to India to a guy who'll work for $4k/year, but I was more interested in administration.

      Considering what I was actually educated in , a 4-year degree in Computer Science was about as relevant to network administration as a degree in economics.

      So, sure, maybe a certification program only shows that the graduate memorized enough of a big to regurgitate it for class, but that's not any different than a 4-year degree, and at least the information he memorized for the certification program is relevent.
    2. Re:Certs mean jack by dnoyeb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yea, this is the point I was making about a year ago in an long drawn out argument with someone on slashdot...

      If HR is doing the hiring, then Certs and degrees with count more. If the Manager is doing the hiring, then experience and knowledge will count more.

      Also, bigger companies are more capable of training less experienced people in general.

    3. Re:Certs mean jack by bwalling · · Score: 4, Interesting


      Can't the same be said for a 4-year degree as well?


      Yep. That's why we give tests to potential applicants. When you come in, you are set in front of a computer, and given a program to write or a problem to troubleshoot. So far, a CS degree hasn't meant much about who will pass the test.

    4. Re:Certs mean jack by Nemi · · Score: 0
      All this coming from someone that cannot capitalize their "I's".

      i didn't get any certs tho, because i refuse to pay money for something i don't need. i can do my job just fine without a piece of paper to help me along, heh.

      Your whole argument is a justification for why you think you don't need certs. The fact of the matter is that cert's chow a certain minimum level of understanding - nothing more. They don't show troubleshooting skills or anything else. They are helpful to the employer in hiring as long as the employer understands this.

    5. Re:Certs mean jack by grub · · Score: 2, Interesting


      That's why we give tests to potential applicants.

      Interview tests are so important! Eg: a simple "frontline PC support" job. Ask the applicant to put memory in a machine or install a hard disk. Leave a ground wrist-strap in the tools. You'll be amazed at how many of them won't use it (or even know what it is!)

      Not that stray static wastes as much as in the CMOS days but if it's not your equipment, you should protect it as best you can. Oh try reversing IDE cables and asking them to format a disk using fdisk.. etc etc etc..

      The number of people that think they're IT-ready because they built a PC out of spare parts is staggering. They should be at WalMart|Best Buy|Future Shop selling, not working under the hood.

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    6. Re:Certs mean jack by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      that's why for networking people I set them in front of a boson network simulator and have them solve a problem, or if they are IT they get to set in front of a borked PC (that I borked specifically) and they have to fix it.

      If you diagnose it in 5 minutes you pretty much get the job.

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    7. Re:Certs mean jack by calebtucker · · Score: 1

      I always heard if you touch something grounded before installing a component, you'll be alright. It's worked for me so far.

      I guess it would be a different story if working with someone else's equipment though.

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    8. Re:Certs mean jack by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      I knew a guy who had passed the Java certification and never written a SINGLE line of java code.

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    9. Re:Certs mean jack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can certanly understand and partly agree along these lines... I've worked with computers since I was very young (8 years old) even before PC's. Everything I learned was by reading or from other people. I started on PC's and BBS's long ago in the days of 1200bps modems...and started getting into other OS's and systems in '93.... I only have some certifications and no degrees as of yet... After working for a number of different internet companies I became a sys/network admin for a big internet company. The this was during the "bubble" when it was hot. The company started going into the crapper and people were getting laid off left and right. One of the co-workers that was recently promoted into networking took a CCNA course and I was told he would be working with me. Now, I have never taken a CCNA exam, but the first time this CCNA GRADUATE had a 2500 series router in front of him, he did not and could not program it, as I had requested. I was amazed, I actually had to help him because even though he had the "theory" down on paper and in the $6,000 lab course he took, he had NO EXPERIENCE, and couldn't even think for himself.

      Now, I agree that college degrees are a good thing and needed to compete especially now, but in order to fix problems and work through things you need to have a certain way of being able to think for yourself and find the anwsers, which are not always in the book. Most of the people who had degrees in our companie in various positions could not do this, or were not the type of people needed. I've always been selfreliant and able to repair things. The certifcations and education is great, but you can't teach people to THINK.

    10. Re:Certs mean jack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what if the person who has the certification is especially young?

      i am 15, and i took and passed the A+ exam in december. recently i bought a small cisco setup, and have begun studying to get a CCNA this summer. would a company pay any more attention to the young enthusiast who has a couple decent certs and some programming experience on the most popular OS'es?

      even for a humble job like repair tech at CompUSA?

  13. MCSA by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know you're probably not interested and I can't blame you but look into getting you Microsoft Certified Sysstems Administrator cert instead of recerting on your Cisco. Makes you more well rounded and it's 4 easy tests. Plus you already know what you're doing w/ Cisco products and your experience will count.
    Also, don't you mean you got a 900 on the CCNA? Not a 90 :)

    1. Re:MCSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And all African people like fried chicken right? And Chinese are good at math?

      Please don't stereotype.

      I have an MCSE and I'm not arrogant and I'm definitely not poorly skillled. On the opposite, I find most Linux hackers and admins I know scorn at my MCSE when I first met them through a friend at a computer meet he had at his place.

      Then a few weeks later he was discussing a problem to said mutual friend over a few beers. Little did he know I knew advanced socket programming like the back of my hand. I could pick apart his problem from the getgo and he just kept insisting I didn't know what the hell I was talking about because I was an "MCSE". I made him a bet and the two came to my place to see some stuff I've done and couldn't believe I'd have the machines I did (Sun Ultra 10, NetBSD, FreeBSD, QNX and Windows) being a Microserf.

      I solved his problem and introduced him to proper use of threading code because he hadn't seen it up to that point (hehe Pthreads on Linux?). From then on he thinks I'm "elite" and appologized for laughing at me before. Don't judge a book by its cover.

    2. Re:MCSA by mckeefarley · · Score: 1

      Before the article was edited, it said 93?, because I couldn't remember the exact score and din't want to look it up. I guess they thought the ? was a typo.

    3. Re:MCSA by ocbwilg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That sounds odd, but you'd be suprised how it turns out.

      The number of companies who are looking for a strictly networking skilled individual will be relatively small compared to the number of companies looking for a Network Admin who can administrator Windows boxes and Cisco equipment.

      Part of the crunch was that companies began consolidating their IT department. Having wide-ranging skills instead of targetted skills became much more valuable. Some companies went from having a separate Windows NT/2000 admin and Network Engineer to having one guy who could do both. Others have shifted to having two guys who can do both (which makes a lot more sense to begin with).

      If you are a purely Cisco guy, your best bets for jobs are going to be with telcom companies, ISPs, and very large companies that put a premium on network usage (insurance companies, banks, etc...basically the entire financial sector). Those are the sorts of positions listed as Network Engineer, IP Engineering, etc.

      If you are a Cisco/Windows guy, your options are all of the above plus many more, usually smaller companies, some of which may have only a few people in their entire IT department. You'll also be more attractive for consulting companies and equipment resellers. I know that a lot of of people think that the heydays of consulting are over, but the consulting company that I just left grew nearly 20% in revenues and headcount in 2003, so there are still good opportunities out there. (And in case you're wondering why I left, one of their customers offerred me a position with a promotion, more pay, more responsibility, etc.)

      It may not be what you're interested in doing, but IMHO, when you are unemployed "what you're interested in doing" gets trumped by "something in the same field as what I'm interested in doing that pays the bills".

      Good luck.

    4. Re:MCSA by JPriest · · Score: 1

      Ok, there are some exceptions to the rule. What does that change? The majority of blacks I know do like fried chicken, most Asians I know are good at math, and most MCSE's I have met, and will meet are still clueless noobs. Nobody ever said stereotype's have no exceptions. It just always seems to be the MCSE's that introduce themselves to me as an M-C-S-E like I am supposed to be impressed or something. I am sure my experiences are different than others, but it is hard not to cringe when someone calls themselves MCSE.

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    5. Re:MCSA by Syntroxis · · Score: 1

      yep - run through the MCSE paper mill and become one of the myriad of folks who don't know sh** from shinola.

      just my 2cents

      Paul

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    6. Re:MCSA by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      You just said what I was TRYING to say... Nicely put.

    7. Re:MCSA by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      I didn't say shit about an MCSE paper mill and you know it. I made a suggestion to help the guy get hired, you jumped on it to talk shit.

    8. Re:MCSA by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      If you are ok with stereotyping and discriminating against others, that's fine. Otherwise, lay off the stereotypes... If you don't see anything wrong with that, and if you are an egalitarian, look into eugenics, racism, and white supremacy. By subscribing to your line of thought, you are being a racist and discriminating against others.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    9. Re:MCSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh... I sense someone who's been to too much "sensitivity" training. While it's never acceptable to judge people (and openly express your judgment) based upon Stereotypes, it is "safe" to say that Stereotypes to have some basis in reality. That reality may be as simple as "90% of the population likes fired chicked and this distribution remains normal across all races". If you have difficulty with that concept, then I would suggest that you take a critical thinking class at your local community college.

      Also, you might want to double check your usage of "egalitarian". Of course you know what they say about "English as a second language" speakers/writers.... (hehe)

    10. Re:MCSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

      You're a shithead.

    11. Re:MCSA by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Read what the original guy said. He was discriminating against MCSE or whatever designation. He was basically implying that the majority of the MCSE are dumb and hence he can claim all of them are bad or something like that. Then he/she extended that to ethnicities. I would hardly say that is acceptable.

      As far as critical thinking class, waht about it?

      English is pretty much my primary language but anyway... Egalitarianism? Happy with equality then?

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    12. Re:MCSA by Syntroxis · · Score: 1

      Umm Go back and read your own post I distinctly see the words "Microsoft Certified Sysstems Administrator" in your post. Go squeeze a pimple.

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  14. Re:well, since you don't have anything else to do. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    You won't get hired without it. Of course your next job will pay 50% less than what you're making now.

    funny, I didn't have any Cert's when I hired in I was hired over certified people and I was able to command more money before accepting the job.

    I would guess what you say is true if you have zero expierience, but it's 100% false when you have 15+ years in IT and IS and can demonstrate that fact right there in the interview.

    now? I run the department and WILL NOT hire anyone that is certified, I only hire people with expierience.

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  15. College by bbowers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To me I would think that a college degree is about the same as certifications. When I get my degree at least I won't have to come back and renew it, only maybe the occasional refresher course to keep me updated on new technology. Even then I'm hoping that my employer will at least go halfers on it with me. But don't get me wrong I'm not cutting down certifications. I would have almost gone that route rather than paying $30,000 to go to RIT (At least there would be more girls and I wouldn't be freezing my nuts off every winter). Might be cheaper in the long run?? I shall never know...

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    1. Re:College by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      I would think that a college degree is about the same as certifications

      It really depends on an individual, but from my experience (teaching at both a graduate college and one of them certification schools), the average `knowledge/wisdom' of a college graduate is MUCH higher than those of a certification folks.

      It takes a lot of commitment to make it though 4 years of school with a well rounded curriculum (ie: history classes, literature classes, science classes, etc., - those may not add any technical skill, but make you overall smarter and more interesting person to work with), and I think (hope?) that employees consider that.

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    2. Re:College by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When I get my degree at least I won't have to come back and renew it, only maybe the occasional refresher course to keep me updated on new technology.


      Yea, when I finish my BSCIS degree I'm crossing my fingers that Cobol will be in high demand because my college is so out of date. Anyone need x86 assembly programmers? :-)

    3. Re:College by bbowers · · Score: 1

      Well in that case I'm hoping that they look at it as well. I'm not being tortured with liberal arts stuff for nothing then! And especially 4/5 years in this place...dull brick buildings, tons of asian/deaf folks all over, a 7:1 ratio of men to women... BAH and snow 90% of the year. This degree better be worth it!

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      Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day.
    4. Re:College by CherniyVolk · · Score: 1

      In America, this is absolutely not true. The GE (General Education) requirements in American institutions are nothing more than a recap of what you learned in high-school. There is nothing more advanced, or in depth. I've been listening to history teachers pound the table about slavery since the fifth grade, and again when I finished my history requirements in college.

      My general sciences were well taken care of out of personal interest and the multitudes of geology, chemistry and biology requirements I had to take to graduate high-school.

      I was well above calculus out of high-school, and that level of math well covers the majority of majors offered by nearly any given institution.

      I didn't have to go to college to know learn classical art, Baroque being my favorite. Nor did I have to go to college to read Karl Marx, Thoreau or Shakespeare.

      Humanities is such a joke, I'm American nothing more needs to be said. We are the most diverse nation on the planet, the possibility of you not knowing someone from elsewhere in the world is slim to none. This kind of first hand experience is much more useful than anything written in a book.

      I work with many people who have degrees. Ontop of currently working on mine. Some from rather respectful American universities too. You know a EE had to take a lot of math, let's see if he could ace your math exam. He probably can't, the "EE" only means at one point he did good enough on a similar exam. Doesn't mean he retained the information.

      It's my belief that the GE requirements in American schools are only there to milk more money from students. 2 years of GE, then another 2 years of your major for a Bachelors. Lets fool society to think the child spent 4 years of training to become a chemist when in reality it was really only two years of education ontop of general education every person got in high-school.

      The 2 years of GE makes the student "well-rounded". BS, and not the degree!

    5. Re:College by bob65 · · Score: 1

      Fully agree. The problem with certifications is that people who take them generally just do enough to pass the tests, and might not have much of a true desire (or the resources readily available) to obtain a true understanding of (timeless) concepts. Yes, we learn theories and concepts developed by mathematicians/computer scientists 100 years ago in college. Are they irrelevant? Certainly not. However, facts you memorize for a certificate are probably irrelevant 2 years later.

    6. Re:College by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Ahh!!! Which is precicely the point why a college degree is not worth much these days! I absolutely agree! (although more to the topic, I still think it's worth more than some `certificate').

      The lesser of two evils?

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      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

    7. Re:College by Adam9 · · Score: 1

      The school I just transferred from taught Ada. But then again.. I'm not a CS major so I didn't care ;)

  16. Go for it. by !ramirez · · Score: 1

    I'm in the precise same boat, cert-wise - 5 months away from expiry of my CCNP/DP, and no desire to recert in them. But, I'm going ahead and taking the CCIE written anyways because it's the next logical step, IMHO. After taking the written, you have 18 months to schedule the lab, and 24 months to actually take it. Insofar as I know, the passing of the written doesn't confer recertification on the NP/DP, but it's at least as hard as those recert tests.

    And for all of those saying don't waste your time/money on the CCIE, please familiarize yourself with the job landscape pertaining to CCIEs - there's quite a bit of demand, from what I can see, and very little in the way of CCIE certified candidates (that do not work for Cisco). I'd say that the CCIE is the top vendor certification available at the moment, in terms of need/desire by employers.

    1. Re:Go for it. by ewtrowbr · · Score: 1

      The job market is still tough regardless of whether you're ccie certified or not. We're all making a lot less money than we were a few years ago. Essentially, I would recommend friends in high places over advanced certifications any day. Nothing beats a good relationship with a well-employed person in power. Nothing beats soft skills... Customer service and I-am-not-an-arrogant-fuck are more important these days than tech-ninja. Erich marginally employed CCIE 4653 New Orleans, LA

    2. Re:Go for it. by ipnetworker · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with Erich. As a CCIE that has been looking around, the soft skills is the way to go. The CCIE is a great way to go but don't get so Vendor-C centric that you don't understand that almost no environment is homogenous.

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      Port 80, we dont need no stinckin port 80.
    3. Re:Go for it. by !ramirez · · Score: 1

      As long as you're willing to move, the CCIE market still seems to be pretty damned strong. I live in Alabama, and if I were to only judge the IT market based on what I know of/see here, I'd think that the industry was tits up, on it's way out. But, I know that it's not - through networking, and a number of highly-placed friends who live elsewhere.

      As to the soft-skills part, yes, that's 100% true - I'm a tech support monkey and I have a close relationship with ALL of my customers (who routinely request me over other technicians) not because of skills, but because of my ability to talk to the customer pleasantly and instill confidence.

      And finally, as for the homogeneity of any given environment, I would argue that the skillset required to pass the CCIE lab translates pretty well across the board, as far as other vendors go (Extreme, Foundry, Juniper, even Linksys). Configuration is a large part of any certification, but I've found that people who don't understand theory don't usually pass the exams, and it's the theory that allows you to transport that knowledge to other platforms.

  17. I summon the magical power of....certification!!!! by Botchka · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Consider this...when the I.T. industry makes a turn for the better (this year) what will set you apart from the thousands of other I.T. folks looking for a job? That's right..either that huge port wine stain on your melon...or certification. I honed my skills in a networked environment of over 6000 workstations, in a help desk situation. If I would have had my act together and gotten certified during that time, I would be in a much different place than I am right now. I'd say go for keeping your certification current as that will show potential employers that you follow through and that even though you've been unemployed in your chosen field, at least you're passionate enough about the work that you've kept up on certs... my2cents

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  18. Do it if you want to by heironymouscoward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But not because you think it will get you a job, it won't. The days when people were hired in IT because they carried the right bits of paper are gone and dead. These days you get hired because you're the only person available who can solve a critical issue, solve an impossible problem, or otherwise convince your potential employer that hiring you will save him money and tears.

    Certification is a commodity and commodity jobs have been shipped overseas.

    So, it would be better to do some research in a few prospective companies to see what kinds of essential IT skills they are short of, then go and get some practice in that area. Arm yourself with a skill an employer is actively seeking and you might get the job. One more certificate (or even a CS degree!) won't mean squat.

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    Ceci n'est pas une signature
  19. I wouldn't. by MsGeek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The year I took studying for the 7 MCSE/W2K exams was a year I will never get back, and it's gotten me exactly nowhere. I actually had tech industry background and experience. Most of the people in my "class" didn't. The day before my appointment for test #5 of 7 was 9/11. That basically sealed our fate.

    MCSE on W2K3 Server? No fucking way. Redmond can pound sand.

    My suggestion: start studying nursing. They can't outsource that job yet...although the anime Roujin-Z suggests that perhaps eventual outsourcing to cyber-nurse beds might be in the cards for the future. Same with teaching. You can't dial in a teacher from Bangalore...at least not yet.

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    Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.
    1. Re:I wouldn't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it took you 52 weeks to study then you are in the wrong industry.

    2. Re:I wouldn't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wait. Your advice for not getting a certification is because you decided not to finish yours due to a test being on September 11??

      Did the certification suddenly lose any value because some loon decided to crash a couple planes into a building? Did people stop using W2K3 Server when the World Trade Center collapsed?

      The question wasn't: How have your priorities changed.

    3. Re:I wouldn't. by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And if you think you're an expert in a field while taking less than a year to learn the stuff, you're also in a wrong industry.

      --

      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

    4. Re:I wouldn't. by MsGeek · · Score: 1

      I finished my certs. I am still officially MCSE on Windows 2000 #2354237. Check on the Microsoft site. I will check out as being official.

      In case you got here late, AC, 9/11 was the death blow to a tech economy that was reeling from the collapse of the Dot-bombs. It was the coup de grace. I was simply pointing out how 9/11 had made finding a low-level assistant sysadmin job near-impossible. I had actual experience behind my certs. The striplings who had none hadn't a prayer.

      I have many other reasons why I am not going to "upgrade" my MCSE. Namely:

      I have ZERO confidence in Microsoft's ability to harden Windows against constant security peril.

      I think the current FUD they and their sock-puppets at SCO are churning out against Linux is 100% bullshit.

      Windows Server 2K3 is similar enough to Server 2000 that if I was faced with a need to manage a network based on 2K3 (fat chance) I would do just fine, thank you.

      My priorities have indeed changed. I have gone back to College and am looking to become a K-12 teacher with a Special Ed emphasis. Last I checked, I can't be replaced by a guy in Bangalore using Remote Desktop over a T1 if I'm a teacher. And my tech background will come in particularly handy because of all the adaptive technology currently used in Special Ed to accomodate disabled students.

      Oh yeah, and for the punk-ass who scoffs at a 1 year MCSE prep program: yeah, it doesn't take 1 year to braindump your way to a paper certification, but 1 year is a modest amount of time to prepare people for entry-level jobs in networking. Some of my classmates actually did go from being secretaries to being geeks whom I'd trust with a network.

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      Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.
    5. Re:I wouldn't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did W2K3 Server even exist on 9/11/01?

    6. Re:I wouldn't. by blincoln · · Score: 1

      I have ZERO confidence in Microsoft's ability to harden Windows against constant security peril.

      You should check out 2003 Server and the docs on XP SP2. They haven't fixed everything, but they're doing a surprisingly good job.

      If you're interested in teaching, though, I would recommend going that route anyway - it is a much more potentially important job than doing IT work for a corporation.

      --
      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    7. Re:I wouldn't. by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1
      start studying nursing. They can't outsource that job yet

      Natives in the First World are under two threats, Sir, not one:
      • immigration
      • outsourcing
      You can't outsource nursing, but you sure as Hell can bring 'em in from Mumbai ... and ready to work for half of the $28/hr the average RN makes in my area (Toledo OH).

      I read an article perhaps 3 months ago about this happening in the UK. The administrators of their national health care system were claiming a nursing shortage, and were working to bring nurses in from Indonesia, etc. I'm sure that was a real comfort to the rafts of people unemployed in the UK.

      Do I need to mention the H1B scam that's still going on in America?

      The next time you call a plumber, watch him carefully. He may not have a good grasp of English. So much for an "outsource proof" career.
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      [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
    8. Re:I wouldn't. by dbIII · · Score: 1
      The year I took studying for the 7 MCSE/W2K exams was a year I will never get back, and it's gotten me exactly nowhere.
      Not completely - you get to call yourself an engineer after that, while lesser mortals have to do four years of study, get work experience and join a professional society to be able to call themselves that. People shouldn't be surprised that an MCSE is seen as a micky mouse qualification - if it had a different name people might actually take it seriously after they find out it isn't a degree level course.
    9. Re:I wouldn't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't outsource nursing, but you sure as Hell can bring 'em in from Mumbai ... and ready to work for half of the $28/hr the average RN makes in my area (Toledo OH).

      True, but at least if they're brought over and have to live in North America they'll eventually demand/need higher wages. It wouldn't be cool if the gubment just kept importing cheaper and cheaper workers, but eventually (~4yrs) the voters would put a stop to it.

    10. Re:I wouldn't. by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "but 1 year is a modest amount of time to prepare people for entry-level jobs in networking. Some of my classmates actually did go from being secretaries to being geeks whom I'd trust with a network."

      That's the problem with MCSE's. I'd argue that 5yrs is a barely adequate timeframe of on the job training before the trainee is qualified for an entry level NETWORKING job.

      After you have the skillsets learned within that timeframe however if you are talented you get MUCH better quite rapidly.

    11. Re:I wouldn't. by Mik3 · · Score: 1
      I'm sure that was a real comfort to the rafts of people unemployed in the UK.
      Well, there aren't as many left to be comforted at the moment. And I don't think many of them are qualified nurses, anyway. Perhaps some of those that are no longer unemployed are.
    12. Re:I wouldn't. by bob65 · · Score: 1
      The year I took studying for the 7 MCSE/W2K exams was a year I will never get back, and it's gotten me exactly nowhere.

      Should you really be surprised? You took a measly *1* year to study for exams made-up by an arbitrary company in the US. Not only that, you spent your time studying specific products of that company that would most likely be replaced within a few years.

    13. Re:I wouldn't. by ErikZ · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't care how hard you study nursing. You've either got breasts, or you don't.

      --
      Democrats or Republicans. They are both taking us to the same place and they are not afraid of us anymore.
    14. Re:I wouldn't. by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1

      No--he said he wouldn't upgrade to W2K3, which implies that his MCSE was not in fact for W2K3.

    15. Re:I wouldn't. by be-fan · · Score: 1

      and ready to work for half of the $28/hr the average RN makes in my area (Toledo OH).
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      Well sucks for the RNs in your area. Welcome to the free market!

      He may not have a good grasp of English.
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      In my experience, most Americans don't have a good grasp of English. What's your point? And how much of a grasp of English do you need to be a plumber?

      --
      A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
    16. Re:I wouldn't. by Chas · · Score: 2, Insightful
      My suggestion: start studying nursing.

      Uh. NO. I just got OUT of that field. Wouldn't go back for ANYTHING.

      If I break something on a computer, I can fix it.

      If I medicate a patient incorrectly and kill him, that's not something I can fix.

      And, maybe for women, it's a more viable alternative. However, there's a MASSIVE unspoken gender bias in the nursing industry.

      Not to mention that the burnout rate is hovering around 60% and 10 years.

      Not only that, the state of the health care system in this country is going to lead to more and more cost cutting measures. Like primary care nursing (meaning the nurse does EVERYTHING, no nursing asssistants, no separate phlebotomy departments, NADA). Not only that, the patient load PER NURSE is climbing.

      At Loyola, 8 patients to a nurse on the NIGHT SHIFT is easy (6 for days). In some units, it can climb as high as 16 per nurse. Now if you're just passing meds and trying to document everything, that's going to be hectic enough. But if you have a code, or even ONE of the patients is high maintenence, you're SCREWED (see 12 hours a day, 5 days a week when only scheduled for 40 hours).

      Not to put too fine a point upon this....no, HELL NO, and FUCKING HELL NO!

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      THANK GOD!!!
    17. Re:I wouldn't. by jafac · · Score: 1

      My suggestion: start studying nursing. They can't outsource that job yet...

      a naive and uninformed statement. My mother was a nurse for 20 years. They did this in the 1980's, just before she retired. Her hospital, and others, began stripping out the full-on nurses with nursing degrees, and replacing them with "nurses aides". Doing essentially the same job, with 2 years less school, abbreviated benefits package, and no frickin clue what they were doing.

      Of course, during her tenure, the hospital also evolved from a hospital, to what amounts to basically a hip-replacement factory. So some of that knowledge in the nursing staff was not necessary.

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      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    18. Re:I wouldn't. by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      In Ontario (Canada), you cannot call yourself an engineer without certification from the PEO (Professional Engineers of Ontario). I don't think they enforce this for computer engineers though...

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    19. Re:I wouldn't. by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Well sucks for the RNs in your area. Welcome to the free market!

      I work in a bank currently. Just yesterday, one of the managers there said that she had to advise one of her curious workers about taking one of the bank's car-buying deals. She told the worker to not do any such thing, since outsourcing fever has hit and everyone's job is threatened.

      Another lost sale. Do YOU work in the auto industry?

      And how much of a grasp of English do you need to be a plumber?

      My intimation was that even the traditional "be a plumber" excuse of the Republican class, doesn't hold water when even a plumber can be brought from outside the US for half the wages.

      And for the record, I hope that plumber has a good enough grasp of English to explain to the officer who stopped him that he didn't understand what a speed limit was, nor what a driver's license was, nor what a car registration was. But that's just my fantasy life popping up again, in which I think that a citizen should have a command of the language and be accountable for such. Oops! There I go, using the word "citizen" again. What a bigot I am!

      --
      [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
    20. Re:I wouldn't. by yo5oy · · Score: 1

      in CA, legislation has been passed where it is four patients to one RN for telemetry. 2 patients to RN for ICU. I think that some Trauma depts have a one-to-one ratio. The ED|ER have a ratio as well. I don't recall it. I am trying to get into nursing, now. I certainly hope that they don't go entirely primary because some nurses I have had and my mom has had cannot draw blood to save a life.

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      a slut did tulsa
  20. Get non-tech certs by Krapangor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think that tech certifications are not very useful: they have an extremely limited lifetime and are usually relatively expensive.
    I strongly recommend to get non-technical certifications and titles. While an CCNE, MSCE or NZTSGREF is only valid for 2 years, a Ph.D. or Mensa membership is for life.
    And both are usually much cheaper than those exams - for the Ph.D. you could get an industry sponsored topic, earning you money, experience and sometimes even patents. And Mensa membership cost just 30 (US) bucks.
    And there are much more such certifications like MS or MBA in different scientific areas out there.
    And it usually pays off if you have an higher academic title than your boss.

    --
    Owner of a Mensa membership card.
    1. Re:Get non-tech certs by sinucus · · Score: 1

      I joined mensa at age 8.

    2. Re:Get non-tech certs by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Being an undergrad who talkswith alot of grad students, I have trouble believing a significant portion of PhD students get paid for their reasearch, rather htan the other way around

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    3. Re:Get non-tech certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does a Mensa membership get you, exactly? Aside from the exciting merchandise purchasing opportunities, I mean.

      A PhD is indisputably useful but you run the risk of barring yourself from a lot of positions because you're over-qualified.

    4. Re:Get non-tech certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, join Mensa. And don't forget to go in for your ARROGANT ASSHOLE forehead tattoo. It's free with membership!

    5. Re:Get non-tech certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on what you are studying on whether you pay them or they pay you. Doctors, Computer Science majors, and MBA students rarely if ever pay you. However majors like neuroscience pretty much allways pay you.

    6. Re:Get non-tech certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Skip the MENSA membership unless you are looking for social activities with a particular group of persons. To a lot of people, putting MENSA on a resume says, "a little too proud of my, only slightly higher than average, IQ, but not socially-smart enough to know it makes me look snooty."

    7. Re:Get non-tech certs by skizrule · · Score: 1

      And I at 16, with IQ test results from age eight.

    8. Re:Get non-tech certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am getting paid for my MS degree in CS. My advisor has told me that he will pay for my Ph.D. if I decide to get it. Of course the pay is so little that I am suplementing (SP?) it with the money I made from selling my house.

    9. Re:Get non-tech certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never before have so many been so proud to do so little with so much.

      Proud owner of a > 150 IQ and no Mensa membership.

    10. Re:Get non-tech certs by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm a PhD student. While I paid for the masters out of pocket (then again, I had a great job at the time), the PhD is free (/me got a fellowship to cover tuition), and they also provide easy (few hours a week) work that pays enough to stay afloat (and I also teach, which is another income source).

      ie: financially, there is no reason not to go for a PhD, and masters isn't usually that expensive either (and could probably be free if you bother to lookup various grants/fellowships, etc.)

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      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

    11. Re:Get non-tech certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being an undergrad who talkswith alot of grad students, I have trouble believing a significant portion of PhD students get paid for their reasearch, rather htan the other way around

      In my Department (CS), if you are likely to complete a Ph.D. then you will almost surely be fully supported through an RAship.

    12. Re:Get non-tech certs by bsd+troll · · Score: 0

      Yet, somehow, you aren't smart enough to ejaculate a post with more than one sentence. Thank you for sharing that you joined Mensa at age eight. I am adding you to my friends list so I can see more of your intriguing posts in the future.

    13. Re:Get non-tech certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I looked at the Mensa website. I'm thinking people with learning disabilities cannot join Mensa.

    14. Re:Get non-tech certs by chrae · · Score: 1

      What does a Mensa membership get you, exactly? Aside from the exciting merchandise purchasing opportunities, I mean.

      How inclusion in a new social group. An earlier post mentioned that most jobs go to "friends of friends" or "colleagues of colleagues", so making new contacts is never a bad thing. It doesn't need to be Mensa, but any new group.

      It's social networking. How many degrees of seperation are between you and getting an "in" for the type of job you're looking for?

    15. Re:Get non-tech certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the MENSA people were really as smart as they think they are, they would have realized that 'mensa' is spanish for a stupid female :-)

    16. Re:Get non-tech certs by Roydd+McWilson · · Score: 1, Interesting
      a Ph.D. or Mensa membership is for life

      Not really. The value you get out of a Ph.D. is the reputation you get for your research and publications. If you don't keep up with that, it's just a meaningless bunch of letters.

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      THE NERD IS THE COMPUTER.
    17. Re:Get non-tech certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To a lot of people, putting MENSA on a resume says, "a little too proud of my, only slightly higher than average, IQ, but not socially-smart enough to know it makes me look snooty."

      They only take people who score in the top 2% of the IQ tests. But as you've pointed out, many people feel threatened by those smarter than themselves.

    18. Re:Get non-tech certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with Mensa is that membership automatically disqualifies you from being an intelligent person.

    19. Re:Get non-tech certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to the mensa.org site:

      "Today there are some 100,000 Mensans in 100 countries throughout the world."

      U.S. 2000 population was 281 million. 5.6 million would thus be in the top 2%. I would suggest the discrepancy is because most of those 5.6 million have better things to do than brag about their respective IQs.

    20. Re:Get non-tech certs by jafac · · Score: 1

      My limited experience with Mensa about 10 years ago seemed to indicate that it was little more than an elitist social club for snobby academics.

      No flame intended. That was just a personal observation.

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      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    21. Re:Get non-tech certs by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Intelligence, according to those who acknowledge the existence of it*, is not uniformly distributed. So the top 2% of the US population will not be 5.6 million. If you assume intelligence is distributed as a bell curve (aka normal distribution, aka Gaussian distribution), there will probably be less than 50,000 Americans in it. I'm just guessing on the number (don't have any probability stuff in front of me); also, no one know if intelligence is normally distributed. Whoever that plays with intelligence is pretty much guessing.

      * I personally don't support the notion of intelligence. It is more often than not used to suppress lower classes. It is an elitist tool to control others. It was cooked up by aristocrats in the past to keep the peasents (who were uneducated and hence had lower "intelligence") from getting their jobs. It is also the #1 cause of hostility between ethnic groups (fascists use it to their full advantage).

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    22. Re:Get non-tech certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's all fine and good if you're in America when you have the freedom to be equal (or even more equal if you wish), but I wonder what caste those call center workers and outsourced programmers fall into in India. ...and I find it remarkably ironic that those who bask in american freedom while on HB1 visas are more than willing to revert when the caste system means that there are real $$s to be earned of the sweat of lower caste backs in the homeland. eh, comrad?

    23. Re:Get non-tech certs by Otter · · Score: 1
      As the others are saying, almost all PhD students are getting paid: through fellowships, research support or teaching. And tuition is usually covered. Still, there's an extremely high cost you pay to get a PhD, even if it's not in dollars. It's certainly not something to do instead of an MCSE.

      And Mensa? I'd strongly advise against putting that on your resume. It's far more likely to act as a strike against you.

    24. Re:Get non-tech certs by Otter · · Score: 1
      Intelligence, according to those who acknowledge the existence of it*, is not uniformly distributed. So the top 2% of the US population will not be 5.6 million. If you assume intelligence is distributed as a bell curve (aka normal distribution, aka Gaussian distribution), there will probably be less than 50,000 Americans in it.

      Excuse me? So only .02% of people are in the top 2% for a normally distributed trait? Think about that a little harder. (Hint: you're confusing percentage of the population with the trait measurement.)

    25. Re:Get non-tech certs by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      You don't even know who I am or where I am from. You are wrong wtih your assumptions but that's ok.

      In any case, I don't think the caste system really applies to these jobs. Wherever it is present, it will generally apply to lower level jobs. I don't think elitists will discriminate when it comes to professional jobs but systematic discrimination will, nevertheless, mean that lower castes will not get the same opportunity to go to school (since they are kept down). So the discrimination for professional jobs is more likely to occur in the educational system.

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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      Sivaram Velauthapillai
      Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
    26. Re:Get non-tech certs by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      I don't think I'm doing it wrong. But I'm open to making mistakes (haven't done stats in a while). Don't quote me on the percentages. Those were just guesses. You need to look at the probability distribution to get the exact percentages.

      Having said that, yes, the top 2% of the population (in terms of intelligence) will probably amount to 0.02% (probably less than that) in terms of the size of the population. This is because the distribution is not linear. The vast majority of the population will be close to the mean (average). Those far away (the top 2% is definitely far away). Check out this link for some info on normal distributions.

      I don't think I'm making mistakes but let me know where the mistakes are...

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    27. Re:Get non-tech certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are confused. It's not the top 2 % of the possible IQ range that they are selecting for, it's the top 2 % of the population, and the acceptable IQ range is computed from the percentage.

    28. Re:Get non-tech certs by Otter · · Score: 1
      The AC is correct. Let's try this in terms of height: the height difference between Yao Ming and someone in the 97th percentile is going to be much greater than that between someone in the 51st percentile and someone in the 49th percentile -- because height is normally distributed.

      But the number of people in each percentile is the same, by definition.

    29. Re:Get non-tech certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      idiot!

      2% is 2%, plain and simple.....

      The distribution is a different shape, but 2% of the population is 2% of the population. Your feeble knowledge of statistics just goes to show how worthless Mensa is. Certainly the graph follows a normal distribution (or bell curve), but all this means is that as you go up a few points in IQ, you get fewer and fewer people at that level.

  21. Re:Expert Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your links don't work. plz fx k thx.

  22. Nope by deque_alpha · · Score: 1

    I would say not, unless you are at a level where you could realistically get some high-level security certs or something really rare like a top-tier BICSI cert. Those aside, I just don't think they're worth it. I'm not going to renew mine.

    1. Re:Nope by impecunious · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that the only certifications worth pursuing are security related. In this day and age of the Internet and e-commerce people with knowledge of security are one of the few few I.T. fields in high demand. The Cisco CCIE and CCSP are good places to start but nothing beats real world, hands on, experience. If you pursue certs like those try to follow them up with hands on experience. Use your free time (your unemployed so that's not a problem) to do volunteer or low wage work for local charities and non profit orginazations. Not only are you helping a good cause but your also building up real world knowledge of the topic. For a recruiter or a clueless HR manager, that often goes a long way.

  23. Is Relocating an Option? by Iplaw-dc · · Score: 1

    I know that a lot of CS people have really suffered over the last few years, from the economy, but I think that maybe it's your location. Why don't you get recertified and consider relocating to a state where the certification is in high demand? If that isn't an option, I would weigh the costs and benefits in CO- are there solid companies who will appreciate your recertification? I can't believe that the CS need is so low that the Professors were let go-sad! Good luck in making your decision.

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    1. Re:Is Relocating an Option? by hp46168 · · Score: 1

      Seems like my state (IN) seems to favor Techy people from outside of Indiana and not native hoosiers. (These people tend to get the better management level or management pay IT jobs.) they also happen to be some of the same dorks that's going to scr3w up the Indiana economy (even more so than it already is) by attempting to cram DST down our throats. that happens, and I'll try moving on to AZ or some other state with more sense than that. FWIW

  24. It worked so well the first time! by whorfin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the sound of your plea, your certifications have done basically nothing for you thus far, so my question back at you is: what has your certification done for you?

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  25. I'd say yes by gtrubetskoy · · Score: 2, Informative
    Even though I personally hold no single certification (and back when I was in a position to hire I tended to actually consider them a nagative, especially the low end ones), one that I've always seriously considered was CCIE. With a CCIE you have a pretty chance of getting a job even in this lousy market.

    Other than that, no jobs means no jobs - I know quite a few people that having lost their job started builg up their accreditation portfolio to no avail. But the silverlining is that when the job market tunrs around (and it has not yet AFAIC), those with more credentials will be much better off.

  26. Insanity? by CrazyTalk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sure you've heard the expression, "One definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results". You keep getting these certs and still fail to get the job you want. Maybe you need to pursue another type of education, another company, or another field altogether.

  27. A+ by davidmacq · · Score: 1

    Sounds like A+ got you in the door. I have that cert. I was in your position sort of. Bought the books for CCNA about the time things started going to hell. I quit studying for it. One good thing about A+ is that it doesn't expire. You should have gotten a Net+? Maybe you should get a Security+ now.

  28. Maybe you ought to approach things differently by register_ax · · Score: 1
    Did I get in the engineering department?

    Nope.

    Did I give up?

    Nope.

    I got my CCIE study guide, and was all ready to rent time at a major Cisco lab at The University of Colorado, in Boulder (I am not even sure that they have this lab anymore). A month later there were two people left in the engineering department, and then was laid off.

    Lemme get this straight? You didn't give up by throwing more money at the problem? I don't like this, get some more work as a senior network technician and take on more responsibility. Offer your services if this is what you really want to do because you know what? Someone really likes to do that. And if they don't they're as good as gone. For some odd reason, I don't here many pre-CEOs griping about what documentation they seem to need to present to get the job. Oh, that's right. They take an initiative and get the damn work done. Hmm, not saying your lazy, but if you have the skills, maybe you could being doing it in your free time as consulting. Yeah you need a life too right? (obl) Ahh, the dilemmas of psuedo-geeks ... to live or ... wait ... there's an option outside technology?!?

    Hey man, nothing against you, but just go out and be happy. If this makes you happy, then golly gee, start up your own business. Initiative. A computer geek in this day and age is all about being social. Good luck!

  29. Not completely useless by Ryosen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wouldn't say that certs are completely without value. They sere two fundamental values. First, as a pre-screening criteria for hiring managers, they know that you have, at least, passed a minimum skills test. Second, when the decision is down between you and another person, with your resumes laying side-by-side, the certifications are going to come up as bonus points. Plus, and this is equally important, you can safely bet that the other applicant has certifications.

    That said, I wouldn't get too stressed about renewing. I've yet to meet a hiring manager that has asked if a certification was still "valid".

    Good luck in your search.

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    Ryosen
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    1. Re:Not completely useless by nehril · · Score: 1

      First, as a pre-screening criteria for hiring managers
      I would qualify that by saying it serves also as CYA for hiring managers. if anything goes wrong, they can say "Well, he was certified in Blah by the 800lb gorilla himself. I did due diligence.. the explosion is somebody else's fault".

      So you need minimal certs so that tech-unsavvy managers can pick you out without exposing themselves. you do get diminishing returns on the advanced certs for that reason, so don't waste time getting too far into the field. The comp sci or comp sys engr degree will age very well.

    2. Re:Not completely useless by jafac · · Score: 1

      Actually, I still list my 1994 ECNE on my resume. Better than nothing.

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  30. More learning required! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Learn Hindi, get a tan, learn to appreciate the third world, hairy chicks, funky music, and move to India to where the jobs are.

    1. Re:More learning required! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then start learning Chineese and preparing for plastic surgery for when all the Indian jobs get shipped to china.

    2. Re:More learning required! by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      get a tan,

      I started to wonder how this could be possible for us geeks, and no, CRT tan does not count. However, you can accomplish this quite easily: just divide your sins by your causes.

      --
      Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
    3. Re:More learning required! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do all of the above, but skip the tan.... Indian chicks dig white boys, it wouldn't be too hard to land one who's father runs a successful business.

  31. good luck by Stinking+Pig · · Score: 1

    The pool is smaller, and it's harder to stay in. My company is interviewing right now, and people in your boat are a fair chunk of the applicants. In our opinion, the certificate isn't as important as what's in your head -- if your cover letter is well written, says you've been studying the things we need you to know, and demonstrates that you read the job posting and are sincerely interested in doing the work (as opposed to getting paid), then you'll probably get an interview. Expect to be grilled on what you've said you can do though: saying you know Perl because you've run some scripts written by other people is going to get you escorted to the door.

    I would seriously evaluate your interest in IT though -- if you love geeking out so much that you spend personal time on it, you'll probably be able to find a spot somewhere out there, though it may be an insultingly entry-level position. If you can afford to do so, would you take it and try to claw your way back up? With the exception of salespeople, everyone I know who preferred doing something else with their evenings is doing something like selling insurance or waiting tables. Harsh, but there it is -- maybe the world needs more CPAs than MCSEs.

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    "Nothing was broken, and it's been fixed." -- Jon Carroll
  32. wait til the market picks up by gyratedotorg · · Score: 1

    i personally wouldnt see anything wrong with keeping the cert on your resume for a short time after it expires, assuming that you actually know the stuff. afterall, a cert is just a piece of paper that says you know something, right? plus, networking technology doesnt seem to change as drastically as a lot of other things in IT. the difference between a network engineer who was certified today vs one that was certified 5 years ago is probably a lot smaller than say... a mcse for nt vs a mcse for w2k. just remember to renew the cert when the market picks up and you have some extra money.

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  33. I'd rather see more certs than renewals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i mean 90% of the crap on the CCNA is useless anyways in a modern IT job.

    I'd rather see you get more certs and more experience than just renewing the same old shiz.

  34. Educational expenses deductible by chopkins1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Remember that expenses for education to get yourself re-employed (books, classes, certification testing, etc.) are all tax deductible.

    Recently I was unemployed (given I already have a 4-yr degree and 10+ years of experience) and decided to re-up my MCSE. I spent $7000 and 2-weeks to go to one of the many MCSE bootcamps (http://www.intenseschool.com). I got a job immediately following signing up for the class and the company paid me while in class.

    The kicker here is we recently went to the family CPA and he said all $7000 was tax deductible plus all the materials needed to complete any certification.

    Just my $.02. Good Luck

    1. Re:Educational expenses deductible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Remember that expenses for education to get yourself re-employed (books, classes, certification testing, etc.) are all tax deductible."

      The unemployed aren't really paying a lot of taxes. And "tax deductible" is a keyword that triggers visions of being able to deduct this amount of money directly from the tax due. When they just come off the taxable income, tax deductions often aren't worth the time spent dealing with the form. You might get a couple hundred bucks in return for a couple thousand bucks you spent. Tax deduction. Big whoop.

      Tell you what. Just give me a tax exempt job equal to the amount I make after taxes today.

    2. Re:Educational expenses deductible by thparker · · Score: 1
      Remember that expenses for education to get yourself re-employed (books, classes, certification testing, etc.) are all tax deductible.

      Slashdot isn't where I'd normally go for tax advice but in case anyone read this comment and is changing their tax return this very minute, I think I'll clarify. IANAL (tax or otherwise), so refer to the appropriate tax publications or consult your tax preparer. The specifics of everything I mention here can be found in Pub 970 and the instructions for the 1040 and schedules.

      There are currently credits and deductions related to education. Credits are better -- credits count as tax paid, reducing how much you owe dollar for dollar. Deductions mean that you can subtract them from your income, lowering the amount on which you will figure your tax.

      The main credits are the Hope and Lifetime education credits. Hope is per student and can only be used for the first two years of post-secondary school. Lifetime can be used forever, but only up to $2000 per return, not per student. These are for tuition and fees -- room and board, books that are not billed to you by the university, and other expenses are out.

      These credits generally apply to college/university/vocational schools, and aren't going to include IT type training & certification. There are some other credits and deductions, and you can raid your IRA without the penalty for some expenses (although you'll still owe tax on a standard IRA).

      But the training discussed here is probably going to qualify as business-related training, which is far less deductible. First, it's a itemized deduction, so if you claim the standard deduction (like the vast majority of filers) then it's worthless to you. Second, you can only deduct the amount of those expenses that exceeds 2% of your adjusted gross income. There are also a number of limitations, the most significant being that if the training qualifies you for a new line of work then it is not deductible.

      Sorry to ramble on about such a boring topic, but if you do this incorrectly it's liable to cost you. Also keep in mind that in many areas there are free tax services available to help with your return, like these nice folks in Chicago.

    3. Re:Educational expenses deductible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      expenses for education to get yourself re-employed (books, classes, certification testing, etc.) are all tax deductible.

      Which is irrelevant if you don't have any income to deduct them from.

  35. Get a degree by calmdude · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Having a degree opens many possibilities that weren't there before, including higher-level technical management positions. Even if your future company scales back to 5 techs, they'll still need someone to manage them.

    I myself would not put a high school graduate into a management position unless there were extenuating circumstances.

    1. Re:Get a degree by XorNand · · Score: 1

      Why? Please explain to me why a graduation ticket from a university has any significance on leadership and management skills. I am a home-grown techie who's currently pursuing my BA, but only because I intend to leave IT. I *still* don't see the career value. I love to learn, so I'm loving school. There's personal value to me there, but it has zero impact on my ability to effectively communicate with others and make rational decisions.

      Over a quarter of the US population over age 25 has a college degree now. 30 years ago it was only 10%. A college degree doesn't mean what it used to.

      --
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    2. Re:Get a degree by wirzcat · · Score: 1

      It is assumed in this day and age that you already have a BS/BA degree. If you want to stand out from the stack of resumes from laid-off tech school IT workers, you need a higher degree.

    3. Re:Get a degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To say that a college degree is necessary in order to manage (lead) is ridiculous. So, without a college degree I ran an "IT" shop with forteen persons of varing skills sets and backgrounds. My position required the same leadership and management traits required by any other manager. Our society has fallen for higher educations advertising that the only true education is through college. There are many successful people that have received their training and education outside of a traditional classroom environment. For me, my leadership and management training and experience came by way of the military. Most persons will be successful if they choose to be, although they may need to take off the blinders and follow a different path. All of the Americans that have relied on a traditional IT industry in the US are in for some big changes. Americans will not be able to compete for jobs against persons that are willing to work for salaries that are 50-80% less than they are accustomed to earning, and still maintain the same lifestyle. But, this is another topic altogether.

    4. Re:Get a degree by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well the simple answer is because the people who will be hiring you usually care. If they think it's good, then it is, at least insofar as getting a job.

      The more general reason is that a 4 year degree is a sign of a more advanced, more well rounded education. More or less anyone can get a highschool diploma, a university degree is quite a bit more elite. It also, though being more specific than high school, ocntinues to confer a well rounded education. Plus it's a test of will. It's one thing to take a 4 week training course and then cram for anohter month to get a cert, it's quite another to stick with a formal education for 4 years or more. Says something about a person's character.

      Also universities at least try to teach people how to think and how to solve problems, not just facts and figures. Those are the skills that REALLY matter in IT. I don't care how many volumes of technical shit you've memorized. My computer has memorized more than you and is far better at accurate recall. What I care is how you can apply what you know to problems in the real world. My computer can't do that, so I need people that can. While university isn't a gaurentee of those skills, it's a better chance than certifications.

    5. Re:Get a degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      hrm. I was the guy in my tech department who ended up managing everybody. I had no college degree. I also made less money than the people who had college degrees. They were laid off first because they made too much money.

      I eventually got laid off too, because I also made too much money. I went on some interviews for management jobs, and the lack of a college degree was never discussed. What was important was my work experience. Since I had relatively little real life management work experience in this market, I couldn't compete.

      I did find a job recently - a friend was hiring so he brought me on board. I've been employed at 4 different companies in my career - all of my jobs were obtained through connections. Friends and co-workers. Again, my lack of degree was never an issue.

      Most of the interviews I got while I was unemployed were through friends as well, folks who knew certain HR departments were hiring.

      In conclusion, a degree is great when you're starting out - it shows that you are able to stick with something over a 3-4 year period and are less likely to flake out or walk out on the company. One of my recruiters was unable to send me on interviews for certain large companies because they required that candidates had college degrees - no exceptions. So a degree certainly has some value. My life would have been easier if I had one.

      However, I still think connections/networking are far more important than a degree in the long run. But if you can't get the connections without getting the degree in the first place...

    6. Re:Get a degree by md358 · · Score: 1

      Well the simple answer is because the people who will be hiring you usually care. If they think it's good, then it is, at least insofar as getting a job.

      Exactly. If you're applying for a job with any mid- to large-sized company, odds are you're going through HR and odds are even higher that they're degree holders themselves. I've done mucho job hunting (before, during, and after university) and after taking the plunge into university it got a HELL of a lot easier.

      An earlier post said something about an increasing number of degree holders in the workforce and degrees have therefore lost their cachet. While that may be true, I think that the job market will be even tougher for those 20yrs from now without a degree (much like high-school dropouts today).

    7. Re:Get a degree by cshabazian · · Score: 1

      Anyone who simply says "I would never hire a manager with only a high school diploma" is, in my opinion, an elitist idiot. I am currently a VP in a fortune 100 company, and guess what, I NEVER FINISHED MY DEGREE.

      I do have a few certifications, those that the companies I worked for wanted me to have, and were willing to pay for, and I do have an extremely high IQ (Mensa level), but I don't have a degree due to a number of circumstances.

      I have been working in the tech industry for over 20 years; have worked at a number of companies, and hired/fired/managed MANY employees. I can tell you from experience that although a degree may get you past the HR screeners in a large company, it is your determination, drive, resourcefulness, dependability, etc. that make you succeed, regardless of certifications or education.

      I wish I had a nickel for every MCSE I ever interviewed who didn't know the basics of troubleshooting, or the college graduate who couldn't put together a resume without glaring, obvious typo's that any spell check would pick up (it is SO bad out there, that my personal threshold for typo's in a resume is three. More than that and I won't interview you. It still to this day amazes me that I get resumes from PhD's that are native citizens, English is their first language, and they can't even be bothered to spell check their work!)

      My advice is to take whatever job you can get in order to GET the experience and show your abilities. In most circumstances, once you are in the door, if you prove yourself, you will rise rapidly. This is the approach I have used my entire life, and it has yet to fail me, even in these tough times (I got my current position only 7 months ago, after being unemployed for a year).

      As for recertifying, don't bother. Simply list the certification you received, and the date you received it on your resume. You don't have to say whether any of your certifications are current or not. If the employer asks, you simply tell them that you would love to recertify, but couldn't afford to at the moment. If they wanted to make it a pre-condition to employment, you would gladly pay for it out of your own pocket. I have both done this, and hired people who have done this. As an added benefit, I've never had to pay to get recertified, and never required those I hired to pay to recertify either!

    8. Re:Get a degree by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      A better way of saying it (In my mind) is that 30 years ago, there were only 21 million college grads, now there's over 72 million.

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    9. Re:Get a degree by Jmstuckman · · Score: 1

      I wish I had a nickel for every MCSE I ever interviewed who didn't know the basics of troubleshooting, or the college graduate who couldn't put together a resume without glaring, obvious typo's that any spell check would pick up

      Heh.

    10. Re:Get a degree by kruczkowski · · Score: 1

      The real answer is becouse the HR admin that spent 4 years and has a 30 year load does not like the idea of a HS grad making more than them.

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    11. Re:Get a degree by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      "Anyone who simply says "I would never hire a manager with only a high school diploma" is, in my opinion, an elitist idiot. I am currently a VP in a fortune 100 company, and guess what, I NEVER FINISHED MY DEGREE."

      What company is this?

    12. Re:Get a degree by cshabazian · · Score: 1

      Ah yes grasshopper, but now the mind bender. Was my ONE typo on the word typo itself done on purpose, or not?

      You DO get credit for noticing.

    13. Re:Get a degree by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Says something about their character? Is it at all possible that a degree says that the person's character highly resembles that of a mimicking lemming rather than someone capable of independent thought?

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    14. Re:Get a degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I myself would not put a high school graduate into a management position unless there were extenuating circumstances. hmm, I know what you mean, but the way it's worded. . .not a big fan of education?

    15. Re:Get a degree by Jmstuckman · · Score: 1

      Ah yes grasshopper, but now the mind bender. Was my ONE typo on the word typo itself done on purpose, or not?

      I have been working in the tech industry for over 20 years; have worked at a number of companies, and hired/fired/managed MANY employees

      LOL

  36. Don't ask us... by mark99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look and see who is hiring what kind of people in the place you want to live. If you see something there you want to do, THEN get certified and/or qualified and do that.

    Geeks get hung up on what they *want* to do. Jobs are about doing things for other people. Find out what the people want, where you want to be and do that. Anything else is insane.

    Networking is down because the market is saturated, supply exceeds demand. The same is true of Mathematical Programming (what I love to do). So I do Enterprise Programming. Much less interesting, but people want/need it, so I can make a living doing it (even that used to be easier though).

    If Enterprise Programming goes down the tubes (read off-shore competition), then I will find something else. That's life.

    1. Re:Don't ask us... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      I agree, somewhat but I know a lot of people who do what they love. Why can't I get a job doing what I love? Why should I settle?

    2. Re:Don't ask us... by mark99 · · Score: 1

      Work is about doing something for others so you can consume the things they produce. If they don't want the stuff you produce, there is no reason for them to give you their stuff.

      Some people are lucky enough to get paid for what they love. Most aren't though.

    3. Re:Don't ask us... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1
      Some people are lucky enough to get paid for what they love. Most aren't though.

      I guess. Most people I know though are working in career fields they like. I see nothing wrong for me to want the same thing.

  37. Certs (at least MS ones) are worthless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...thanks to all those "Got a pulse? Then you can be an MCSE in 6 weeks!" ads that replaced "Learn to drive the big rigs!" commercials on daytime TV, starting during the dot-com boom.

    Those cert-mills deluged the job market with people that can barely spell "MCSE" but somehow managed to achieve the certification.

  38. The answer, my friend... by pongo000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...is teaching. Break out of the rut that takes your valuable labor and converts it to ready cash for company executives that simply don't give a shit about you. You have had a great opportunity to see the world of networking from the inside. Isn't it time you passed the torch onto others?

    You cheapen the value of your knowledge and time by entertaining thoughs of going back into industry. There are always going to be people in this world content to work for someone else. You can take what you know and leverage it into a new career in education. Sure, the pay's not what you would get in industry, but you will have enough extra time on your hands to start a consulting business on the side. Between your consulting income and teaching salary, you stand a strong likelihood of earning more than you did when in industry. (Plus, teaching is often an added badge of credibility to prospective clients. Ignore the adage of "Those who can, do...those who can't teach." This is the mantra of those who can't do either.)

    Work smart, not hard.

    1. Re:The answer, my friend... by durdur · · Score: 1

      Minor problem: a lot of teaching jobs pay almost nothing. Tenured professors, they do ok (you need a Ph.D. and a flair for writing grant proposals). Tech "experts" with enough credibility to charge multi hundreds or thousands for a course, not bad work if you can get it. But without an advanced degree or big reputation, you'd probably at best be able to work at a community college or trade school, for little pay and no job security.

    2. Re:The answer, my friend... by pongo000 · · Score: 1

      Minor problem: a lot of teaching jobs pay almost nothing.

      Adjunct instructors in the community college district I teach in (large metro area) are paid $36 per contact hour. Hardly chump change for part-time work. You can clear more than $3,000 a semester for 96 contact hours, leaving plenty of time for a side business to supplement income.

      Full-time pay starts at about $40,000 (adjusted for work & teaching experience, etc.) You'll need a master's degree, but if you really want to teach, that's hardly an obstacle (and an advanced degree has far more intrinsic and lasting value than any certification). Typical teaching load is 32 hours/week, no overtime required or expected. You can easily make $12,000 or so over that if you're willing to teach extra-service courses. On-line courses are even better: The ideal telecommuting job. Take the time you have left over and start a small business. I know of one community college instructor (biology) who pulls down over $100,000/year -- he owns a pool company, which is ideal employment during the summer months.

      Community college teaching is probably one of the best-kept employment secrets around. "Little pay and no job security" is a myth we college instructors spread to keep our jobs secure.

    3. Re:The answer, my friend... by MrAnon · · Score: 1

      Pretty true. On the other hand, "little pay" beats the hell outa "no pay" - and it's a great environment for personnel networking. Lots of tech teachers are moonlighting and can give you a leg up if their companies are hiring; and employers like the teaching entry on a resume.

      I teach at a "name" tech school on the the East Coast and the pay does surely suck. But the hours are great and I get to spend time with my kids. Fortunately for me, the wife is a senior Comp Spec for Uncle Sam :). Most of our turnover comes from an instructor saying "Hey, my company is hiring" :) We've also had a significant number of instructors move on because a student recommended them to the student's employer. It truly does help if you know someone....you're now not just another resume in the pile.

      Our biggest problem is getting qualified instructors - and there seems to be a negative correlation between the number of certs a person has and their actual, usable knowledge level. There is a kind of logic at work here - as one fellow instructor put it "If you're busy studying to get all those certs, when do you have time to actualy WORK in the field?"

      I didn't need a cert to get hired because my boss knew that the paper meant nothing. Then a new boss came in and insisted that all we instructors be certified. So - after fixing PCs since the TRS 80 and teaching the A+ cert course for two years - I had to go get my actual A+ cert. 20 minutes and $300 after I walked in, I walked out with a slip of paper. I promptly walked into my boss' office and told her "Since I obviously am more capable and knowledgable than I was an hour ago, I'm worth more as an employee than I was an hour ago. I want a raise." What could she say? I got a substantial raise.

      But I digress...:) The problem with certs is the certification industry has convinced managers and HR folks that they are critical - but those actually working in IT know that they're only useful as emergency toilet paper. Whether you need a cert or not is pretty much dependant on who does the hiring - an actual IT person, or somebody with an HR degree who buys into the myth?

      To answer the original question on re-certing - I'd not do it. List the original cert, but don't mention that it has expired. If it comes up in interview, tell them you'll happily renew the cert if hired.

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  39. Certs mena SFA to existing employers by T-Ranger · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Training is good. Knowladge is good. But can your employer get any more work (or better work) out of someone once they get a peice of paper? No.

    Applying for a new job, OTOH... The certs imply that you have the book knowladge. But unless it is a consulting firm (where they have to "resell" you), then the certs themselves again, mean nothing. Choosing beteween someone who has worked with X product for years, and someone who has read a book and managed to pass a test, who would you choose?

    This is not to say that certs in general are bad. But to some people/companies they dont mean anything. And I suppose that given otherwise identical canadates, someone who dosent care about certs would likely choose the guy with them.

    One of the historical problems with certs is that they have been used as a marketing/mind share tool. Back in the day, becoming a Netware 3.x CNA was trivial. MCSE and CCNA today is the rage. Novell has "fixed" their education program, and even the one exam CNA's from 4.x on has been fairly good. But the damage was done. Today, everyone makes fun of MCSEs. And personaly, even being unemployed, I wouldnt wipe my ass with an A+ cert.

    I think in your case, someone is fucking with you. Maby its just some lowly worker bees having some fun, and maby your company is just evil. But I would be looking for a way out.

    1. Re:Certs mena SFA to existing employers by slaker · · Score: 1

      On the contrary: The A+ is an extremely valuable cert in several respects. First, it requires a move from hands-on learning to book learning. There are a lot of computer hobbyists and the like who think they know everything. Those guys are in for a shock when it's time to take the A+ exams, with questions about DOS and hardware they've never seen before.
      It's a good place to weed out morons, in other words.

      Second, the A+ material touches on pretty much everything in the land of computer support. Networking, hardware and software. For someone just starting a career, it's a taste of things to come, and for someone who actually has the experience, it's a way to show that you've learned the lessons your job was supposed to teach. It *is* an entry level cert. I don't bother listing it on my resume, either (I put "and numerous CompTIA certifications" instead).

      A+ isn't for everyone. It's not for those who already have a couple years of experience. It isn't needed by the guys with a high-level cert. But it's great for those who don't quite have a foot in the door. Given the volume of information an A+ candidate needs to know in order to pass the test, I think you should at least give some credit to those who get the cert.

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  40. Two words for you: "Well" and "Rounded" by LazloToth · · Score: 4, Insightful


    No set of skills meets every employer's wants. Particularly in view of the job exporting craze that is in full swing now, being able to COMMUNICATE in grammatically correct English gets you lots of points when you're an otherwise technically overweighted person. I went from technician to tech manager at a solid financial services company in four years because I could research projects, work up a presentation for execs and directors, and lead implementation. My boss took credit for my work for a long time, but eventually she was exposed. Wanna know what my credentials were before I landed that entry-level job? I had a BA in journalism/PR, 10 years of retail management, an MCSE, and a fairly good grasp of the bash shell. Be strong technically, yes - - but show that you're more than that. It will get you attention in this day and age when so many geeks can't put together a proper sentence.

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  41. Re:well, since you don't have anything else to do. by JPriest · · Score: 1

    Most of the best techs I work with have no certs. They got where they are becasue of what they know.

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  42. The 'best' reason to get certs by Captain+McCrank · · Score: 3, Insightful
    In the interest of full disclosure, I am a CCNA and a CISSP with a Bachelors in CS. Caveat Emptor.

    The big reason to get any cert is because you see a series of jobs that specifically state you need the cert AND you are underqualified for the position. The certs will get your foot in the door, but your personality has to get you the job. If you're qualified, certifications don't help or hurt- they're like a mole on your back that people will be aware of only when you tell them they exist.

    However, if you are targeting a company like Microsoft or Cisco for employment, get the certs! These companies are going to want to hire people that are:

    1. familiar with their solutions
    2. compentent/experienced enough for the position open
    Companies this large tend to want folks who can help dogfood their tools and improve them. Additionally, dogfooding means that you save these groups plenty of cash- A microsoft tester who knows java is probably going to loose a position to a tester with an MCAD- who will in turn design and implement MS-based solutions rather than trying to evangelize some Javabeans solution.

    I made the cert choices I did because I wanted to be in Information Security, I looked in some books and I decided I'd mirror the certs of the authors of these texts. The only thing left that I'd like to get in terms of a certification is an MCSD, but that's only if I am trying to get employed at Microsoft. If my next job is one that will be long term and give me the flexibility, then I'm going to target a Masters degree, because really, what's the point in getting another technical certification if I will acquire the experience that should equal an MCSD?

    Will I renew my certs? Probably only the CISSP. How else do you convey to people that are mystified by the shamanistic ways of Hackers that Yes, I am the guy that can help keep them out. A big fat badge on your chest that says 'CISSP' makes those who don't understand feel safe. A 'CCNA' badge? meh... networking equipment will only get easier to use- The days of the Network Engineering team are starting to fade. These guys will be blue collar and unionized in another 10 years.

  43. MENSA??? by ca1v1n · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ummm... most people look at Mensa membership as an indication that you haven't come to terms with being beat up on the playground in school by kids who were dumber than you. I'd probably qualify for it, but even if it was free, and something posessed me to join, I sure as hell wouldn't put it on my resume. Every experienced employer knows that being smart is not a very good discriminator for job performance, beyond simple qualification.

    1. Re:MENSA??? by donutello · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly. MENSA is an association of people who are insecure about their own intelligence and therefore seek the validation of others to tell them they are smart and arrogant enough to want to "distinguish themselves" from "the masses".

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    2. Re:MENSA??? by Artifex · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Ummm... most people look at Mensa membership as an indication that you haven't come to terms with being beat up on the playground in school by kids who were dumber than you.


      When I was a little kid, I found some old Mensa Bulletins my parents had in a box of papers, and basically asked my mom why they didn't belong to the club for smart people, anymore. She related a story about how a Nobel-winning physicist (Polykarp Kusch?) came to the Dallas chapter in the late 60's/early 70's to speak at one meeting about his work, and was heckled by a bunch of members who thought they knew more about his field than he did. My parents got the obvious clue, and quit in disgust.

      The only benefit to me that I could see to joining Mensa right now would be if it gave me more of a chance at people-networking, to get another job. I have yet to be convinced, however, that these would be people I'd want to be buddies with at work.

      I know it's unfair to be prejudiced against them based upon my parents' experience, but I've also personally found that people who mention Mensa in their credentials not only tend to use it as padding but also often assume that people who don't belong to their club simply aren't as smart as they are - which looks suspiciously like more of the same arrogance I heard about when I was little.
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    3. Re:MENSA??? by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Ummm... most people look at Mensa membership as an indication that you haven't come to terms with being beat up on the playground in school by kids who were dumber than you.

      When I was a kid in elementary school, in fourth or fifth grade, I found a puzzle book in the school library, sponsered by Mensa, that contained 12 or so puzzles. The book said that if you got any of them right, even one of them, you qualified for Mensa.

      Now, I think I can safely claim that I was smarter in such mathematical things then your average fourth or fifth grader. But I'm not so smart that I should have been able to get four or five of them correct without particularly trying; in Piaget terms I was certainly still firmly in Concrete Operational.

      I lost my respect for Mensa right then and there. (I guess it's a varient on the "I won't join any club that will have me"... at least not as an elementary student doing that well.)

      What's more, I took a couple of the problems I thought were the easiest and tried them out on some of the other students. As I recall, pretty much all the "normals" (scare-quotes here used to indicate "the people Mensa are hypothetically trying to exclude if you're willing to be a bit arrogant about it") got it right, usually almost immediately. My respect dropped even lower.

      This would be about 15 years ago; I doubt their standards have raised. (Kinda like "A people hire A people; B people hire C people.")

      Mensa, like any other massive club, probably has some neat branches that do interesting things (University ACM clubs vary widely in quality, for instance), but on the whole I would consider it neutral at best on a resume, and it would certainly put me on the look out for arrogance in a candidate... something that in our industry is never appropriate, no matter how much you know, because there's always another technology, another programming language, another subtle bug that your co-worker has spent 20 man-hours discovering and you will too if you're too arrogant to seek his/her knowledge out first.

      I would echo the advice against putting Mensa on a resume or seeking it out for that purpose.

      (I would be interested if anybody here knows of anybody getting rejected for Mensa membership.)

    4. Re:MENSA??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      She related a story about how a Nobel-winning physicist (Polykarp Kusch?) came to the Dallas chapter in the late 60's/early 70's to speak at one meeting about his work, and was heckled by a bunch of members who thought they knew more about his field than he did.


      Yeah, that reminds me of a certain website...

    5. Re:MENSA??? by the_womble · · Score: 1

      I agree,

      The people I met through Mensa were:

      1) No brighter than the pople I meet elsewhere
      2) Rather boring

      If I was still a member I would not mention it, unless under a "hobbies and interests" heading of a CV (resume) , and that only if I was involved in organising things.

      I do mention my GMAT score next to my MBA becuase it was unusually high (top fraction of a percent rather than top 2% which is all Mensa reuqires), and it specifically tests aptitudes that are relevant to jobs I apply for.

      What an employer needs to know about your apititudes can be measured much better by your achievements. Employers who want a quantitive measurement will give you there own test. IQ is not a complete measure of what they are looking for.

  44. Next cert -become a plumber - Don't laugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Decent living, can't export, plenty of fun stuff at Source Forge, the possibilty to expeience immeasurable joy when handing an outrageous bill to your ex-boss on Christmas Eve. I chose carpentry for my new life but I realize now that the money is in plumbing,

  45. If you're worried, do something else. by TheNarrator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I met a guy who had been working in tech for several years. He then lost his job and sent out 200 resumes. He didn't get a job and found himself competing against people with 20 years experience for jobs.
    He decided to give up on tech and lent some money out to open a liquor store. Now he makes tons of money, far more than he did in programming, and the work is easy. For instance, he went to Costco, bought $900 worth of Champagne and sold it for $5000 on New Years. He's putting in an underground cofee shop just like he did in his native Lithuania. Sorry guys, tech is a graveyard right now and unless you're really good you should explore other careers. If there's another dot.com boom come back but otherwise it isn't worth it.

  46. Re:well, since you don't have anything else to do. by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 1

    You're full of it. Experience is the the key to finding a job. You can still command a decent salary too if you've to the hands on knowledge to back it up. Every job I've had has been higher paying than the one before it. Even when I got laid off from a Telco back in early 2002 I still kept my head above water for 6 months doing small contract jobs or selling laptops that I had refurbished. I did all that without one damn cert or a CS degree. I'm going to college now, at 32, but I'm not majoring in CS. I'm majoring in Business.

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  47. Market saturation and other factors by base_chakra · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This query paraphrases the resurgent question in the IT world as to the relative value of technical certifications in today's market. Can anyone contest that IT/IS job market in Silicon Valley is worlds away from those in sparsely populated regions of the midwest? Bearing this in mind, surely we can't assign a universal value to any certification, so how can anyone definitively answer mckeefarley's question?

    I'd like to cite a couple of cases to illustrate this point further, in case it's helpful to anyone. My cousin and I work in related IT fields and we occasionally compare notes between our respective job markets. He possesses several major tech certs, including CCNA, MSCE, CNA, A+, Network+, et al. He reports that in San Diego, the IT job market is so competitive that many employers prequire MCSE certificaiton for Level 1 Help Desk positions. A November 2003 slashdot article addressed a similar sort of brass employment strategy.

    In other markets, a certain certification is assigned an unusually high value. In southwest Michigan, for example, the IBM AS/400 enjoyed great popularity for years. Regardless of how this came to be, it created a market that strongly favored certified AS/400 Professional System Administrators and certified RPG programmers, while those certified in competing UNIX platforms found the job market relatively thin.

    This unpredictability has caused me to favor certifications that don't expire (especially CompTIA's) whenever possible.

  48. First-Generation Americans Job Taken By His Father by transporter · · Score: 3, Funny

    First-Generation American's Job Taken By His Father

    READING, PA -- Miguel Martinez, 48, who immigrated to the U.S. 30 years ago, last week lost his leather-cutting job at GST AutoLeather, Inc. to his 66-year-old father Roberto. "I came to this country in 1974 to make a better life for my family," Martinez said Monday. "But in December, they moved the factory where I've been working for 22 years down to Nuevo Laredo, Mexico. I love my father, but that damn beaner stole my job." Martinez's $18-an-hour duties will now be performed by his father for $7 a day.

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  49. Get back to work by ubeans · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Take job that's related to your field. Any job. No matter how low the salary.

    I have been on the hiring end several times, and let me tell you that nothing looks worse on your resume than not working for a significant length of time, even if you're busy working on getting more certifications.

    If you can't find employment in your field, then start your own company and offer on-site network support for local businesses at a very low price. It might not earn you a lot of money, but you'll be gaining credibility as a self-directed, self-motivated go-getter and IMHO that's worth more in your resume then just piling up certifications.

    Good Luck.

    1. Re:Get back to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn straight.

      After being laid off for 3 months, I was bored out of my skull. I had already earned 2 certifications and was working on a third, but I was still bored. So I took a plain old Windows support job that had abysmal pay, but decent hours, at a fun company.

      The bosses knew I was overqualified, and after 3 months of busting my ass and doing a lot more than they expected of me, they bumped me up to manager over the sysadmins group, a job that paid more than my last 'real job'. Even better, after another 3 months, I got another BIG raise.

  50. Get a job as an instructor by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    So far, all you've succeeded in doing is making money for the people who run the study courses and who hand out the certs. Seems to me you ought to turn that around and look for a job teaching some of those study courses. Your lack of production experience shouldn't be much of a problem because everyone knows the old adage, "those who can do, those who can't teach."

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    1. Re:Get a job as an instructor by CAlworth1 · · Score: 1

      ...And those who can't teach, coach!

      Err, wait a minute...

  51. Certs by hackus · · Score: 1

    I would concetrate on doing more in the job you r in at the moment than worrying about certification.

    Nobody is hired simply because of degrees that much any more. What matters is what you accomplished at your last job and your job references.

    So concentrate on networking and expanding your responsibilities in leadership roles in the organization you are in now.

    That is something I look for in a resume and I don't even look at the education sections anymore, at least for Senior positions.

    Besides, increasingly education means you just have more money than the regular sod out there to sit around and go to class all day long, without having to work. School is great, but it is has no bearing if you have 20 years of IT experience and great references.

    Try and do more with management and planning.

    IT in general though in the US, along with computer technology jobs are going away, so long term if you do get a job, I would consider health care retraining.

    We need nurses, and lots of them. We need even more doctors too. There are people, believe it or not going back to school to be a doctor at the age of 35...

    There will always be sick people, and there won't be any cures, because managed care/drug companies frown on that sort of thing. (Hurts long term profits if you cure people rather than keep them doped up constantly.)

    -Hack

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  52. Dupe, or comment promotion? You decide... by utahjazz · · Score: 5, Informative

    This episode of Ask Slashdot brought to you by this (Score: 1) comment

  53. Skillz trump certs by ILL+Clinton · · Score: 2, Insightful
    When the economy sucks, the best way to increase your chances of making a living is by starting your own company. Then it doesn't matter what your certifications are, plus you'll not only be earning money for yourself but you'll also spread the wealth when you hire others.

    Then you can decide what kind of certs your employees will need to work for you.

    Also, expand your skills horizontally. That is, rather than continue to increase your specialization in one thing, learn some new skills that will compliment those you have. This will make you more valuable to prospective employers, and it will make you a better entrepeneur (if you start your own business.) So maybe instead of spending your money on new certs, spend it on a class that teaches you new skills.

    Beyond that, praying that congress extends unemployment another 6 months usually works for me.

  54. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "commodity jobs have been shipped overseas"? Wrong industry. Programing and EE, yes. Sysadmin jobs are staying firm in the US. You can't have someone fly in from India to fix computers, install network hardware, and maintain security updates.

    There's less jobs, since networks are more static (not many people are upgrading right now), less money, etc. But to get those jobs, certs and degrees can mean a lot. In some companies, the person interviewing is clueful, and won't care. In others, they'll be clueless, and that's the only thing they'll have to go on to know your tech knowledge.

    It also helps get your foot in the door.

    1. Re:Bullshit by heironymouscoward · · Score: 1

      Maybe replacing a broken NIC isn't a commodity job.

      But a lot of sysadmin is. ssh and rdesktop mean it can be done from anywhere.

      Most businesses I know that laid off network and system admins in 2001-2002 are outsourcing the whole business now rather than reemploying people.

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    2. Re:Bullshit by DaChesserCat · · Score: 1

      First off, most Sysadmin jobs don't involve swapping a NIC or other hardware-related things. They involve configuring systems, installing applications, setting up access rights, applying hotfixes/service packs/upgrades, etc. Most of these things can be done remotely, whether in Windows or Unix environments. I should know; I've done both. Terminal Services under Windows makes this SO much easier (RDesktop allows Unix machines to access Windows Terminal Services, and Citrix makes ICA clients for Linux and Solaris), and SSH is the old standby for Unix/Linux systems (most Unix systems don't bother with a GUI-based app installation routine).

      Additionally, many companies are outsourcing their ENTIRE IT operation to India. Tata Consultancy owns one of the largest datacenters in the world; they're located in India. Instead of having large numbers of systems in US-based datacenters and having India-based employees managing them, the Indian consulting firms are putting in their own datacenters and hosting sites/apps/etc. A VPN connection across the Pacific is all it takes for US-based employees to access their India-based applications. Sure, certain things still need local installations (wouldn't want to put your main fileserver in India if all the users are in the States), but increasingly, the applications are being hosted in India, as well. Consequently, if a system fails and they have to swap a NIC, it is done by someone collecting Indian wages, not US wages.

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  55. Re:I summon the magical power of....certification! by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

    what will set you apart from the thousands of other I.T. folks looking for a job

    Heh. everyone is certified in something or other, so the certification itself won't `set you apart'.

    A lot of experience, and good networking (as in people networking) skills, is another matter. I find that the best thing to `have' to get a job is a (good) friend on the inside at some huge company.

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  56. Attitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something nobody ever seems to mention when these articles come up is that your resume or even experience by itself is not going to get you what you want automatically. I'm not saying anything about the submitter but I know that some folks continually get passed over for things and don't know why. Sometimes it's because they are qualified to do the work but they are either lazy, slovenly or outright jerks.

  57. Been hanging at the Howard Dean meatup? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like it.

  58. It goes both ways... by Blic · · Score: 1
    I did my stretch of unemployment as well, and I'd never bothered to get any certifications at all. I worked with people that knew me and knew what I could do and that was enough (at the time).

    Plus during the boom I'd interviewed my share of paper IT people that signed up for crash courses to get their certs but knew jack shit about IT, so I had a fairly cynical opinion of them.

    That said, with most companies you need to get past HR first, and HR are for the most part clueless about IT, so... they think the certs mean something.

    So the certs aren't bad, and may get you past HR and get you an interview, but unless you've got the smarts or experience to back them up you're not going to get much farther.

  59. Don't bother... by gkuz · · Score: 1
    Nobody except Cisco will know the cert expired, and the only time it'll matter is if you want to work for a Cisco partner/reseller. Put it on the resume and don't put any dates. The HR people you have to get past in the first place don't know what expires when (or even if it does at all.) Concentrate on the soft skills (look good, speak clearly, write well) and getting a job, any job. Sooner or later you'll probably get to where your employer will pay for the retesting, and you can recert then.

    The only kind of cert that is worth keeping current is something like the CISSP, where you have to submit regular CEU's and that sort of thing, but don't have to re-test. The CISSP is a worthwhile one to get at any rate, as it's vendor-neutral and "security" is the buzzword du jour.

    I've got a whole bunch of certifications, but all employer-paid, and my job is reasonably secure.

  60. Well... by Loki_1929 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In my experience, a few years of experience plus several certifications is worth the few years of experience. I think a lot of companies are beginning to catch on to the fact that people can have a bunch of certifications and still be worthless when it comes to getting anything done. Not to berate those who have gone for certs, but they just don't translate into real world ability the way that actually doing it for a few years does. It's nice to have a few knowledge-based theories about why the network is slow as hell for everyone, but explainations generally take a back seat to getting it fixed.

    The reason most large companies do like to see college on your resume is that colleges don't sit you down and throw a bunch of info about one topic at you. Most colleges construct major requirements in such a way as to produce well-rounded individuals. While art history may not help you kill the network virus that's spreading through the corporate LAN, it does help you to a certain degree with other things, like social interaction. This comes in handy when you berate the idiot who brought his infected-all-to-hell laptop into work and plugged it into the LAN without telling anyone. This is why trade schools are helping less with finding work, and why college remains a good starting point for a resume.

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  61. If you don't have a C/S degree, get one - then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    move to India.

  62. one thing you can do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is not vote for bush and his free trade policies.

  63. Only one problem with that..... by mlg9000 · · Score: 1

    By law, unless you are Indian you can't legally work in India. It's not like here where anyone will get you a green card after you get in through school etc.

    1. Re:Only one problem with that..... by be-fan · · Score: 2, Informative
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  64. Bwahahaha! Krapflinger made a funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Join Mensa. Riiiiiight.

    To paraphrase Groucho Marx, Krapflinger, "I wouldn't join any club that would have you as a member."

  65. work on skills, work on skills,then work on skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    certification sounds great (the concept that is) but I think many here have had bad enough experiences where they were the clueless but certified ones, or were hiring the certified clueless that just cost way too much money, time, and effort.

    Go fo the skill first and back it up with practical experience if possible. If there is a good Open Source (or just any project) place to find projects that need people and would help you grow and give of your knowledge and skill, then I don't know. Then again, it has long been acknowledged that documentation is the main problem of Open Source. (that means that if there _IS_ a spot out there, then it is not advertised well)

  66. I recertified last November by puzzled · · Score: 0, Redundant


    My CCNP and CCDP came due last November. I recertified with eight hours to spare. I don't recall what I got on the monolithic recertification exam but I should have read the Catalyst QoS book first - the router sims are going to weed out anyone that doesn't do this stuff all the time.

    The CCNP/CCDP has been a meal ticket for me since I got it. I get paid again on the 28th and I'm going to take the BSCI exam as the first step towards completing my Cisco Certified Internetwork Professional.

    I *am* unemployed. I hang around the house in my bunny slippers and wait for my cell phone to ring. I'm in the 53rd largest metro area in the US and so far it has rung a little over $6,000 worth of work in 2004. I fully expect to crack the $60k mark this year and I'm going to work about 800 hours to do that. Given the benefits of getting my money pretax I have a full time job pay wise and I'm only there forty percent of the time.

    Oh, I should mention I do have the ideal complement skill for Cisco wizard - I am a BSD ninja, too. As a long time slashdot reader I realize that BSD is fragmented and dying :-) But it is a very lively corpse here and it continues to require my attention.

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  67. Consulting on the side ... by ManyLostPackets · · Score: 1

    A computer science major can RTFM and get by where mosts certified vocational guys can't. Being that I'm a vocational certified type, I need to differentiate myself by doing what the rest of the drones can't. Sure! You can configure a router worth thousands of dollars, but can you build a linux router for under $800.00? Most branch offices under 200 people can live with a minimal router and a measly T-1, and they'll appreciate the savings,

  68. Get a higher education degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recommend a computer science degree from an internationally accredited university.
    Certifications are respected by some people, but not much by others. Many certifications are offered purely as another revenue stream for the offering company, with little interest in conveying knowledge. That's not to say they are useless, but you should see them as a supplement to higher education rather than as a replacement.
    I agree with previous posters that you should try to get more hands-on experience if you can; ultimately, that's the most useful thing.

  69. Hang in there.. by prrole · · Score: 1

    A lot of the comments here is fairly negative to certifications, just remember that these are probably NOT the people that are going to hire you anyway. The way I see it, it is nothing WRONG with certifications, and if nothing else, it shows you have some drive, and is willing to put in an effort to read some books and go through the hassle getting certified.
    If you're really good at something, but don't bother to get the certifications - in my eyes it shows that you're either a) not that good, or b) lazy. Note that I don't imply that ceritifications mean that you're really good. I was laid off from my former job, and my certifications (MCSE, everything cisco including CCIE) helped me get a new one. They didn't get me the job, but they helped.

    Also don't ignore the fact that a lot of companies doing business with cisco (resellers, silver/gold partners) are REQUIRED to employ a certain amount of certified people, so you might want to check out cisco premier resellers in your area.

    In a pressed marked, everything counts, and I don't see why certifications shouldn't.

    1. Re:Hang in there.. by n4vu · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have to view certifications as neutral. While reviewing thousands of resumes in the course of screening hundreds of candidates for clients over the past three (lean) years, one trend is clear: employers are hiring for work history, not certifications. I even had one manager tell me not to bother sending him anyone with more certificates than years of experience.

      People who have the work experience might better take the time they would have spent cramming for certs, and spend it in developing a really door-opening resume, full of accomplishments, as opposed to just job descriptions.

      The question a hiring manager tries to answer in the first 20 seconds of viewing a resume is, "what can this person do for me," not "what were this person's job descriptions."

  70. Work the independent consulting angle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best part about your post is the mention of independent consulting for small businesses. Developing something along these lines is likely to be better off in the long run than getting more certifications. I hope, that while you are deciding what to do and looking for a job, you keeping that work alive.

    If you have not done so, consider paying the $200 to $300 necessary to incorporate an LLC. You do not need to hire a lawyer to do it. I recommend the books published by Nolo on the subject, and tehy are available at the Public Library for no cost though worth the price if you have the money -- the filing fee for the LLC may put you on Ramen and hot dogs as it is, it did for me.

    Even if you are only doing a few hundred bucks a month under the LLC, saying that you formed and ran a company on your resume may put you ahead of any certification. It depends on what job you are trying to get, of course.

    Finally, there is one part of the question I didn't understand. You keep mentioning trying to get into the "engineering" department of a company. Engineering what ? In some companies that refers to a bunch of software writers, in others to traditional engineers working with physical designs, and in others to a glorified network maintainer who is allowed to plan out the network before maintaining it. In some firms the "engineers" do mostly economic analysis, and figure out if products or civil engineering projects are going to make cost limits.

    The reason why I am asking, is because I suspect that in many engineering departments what may help you more than being a certified whatever is knowing programming and some math. Modern engineers of any specialty, even the economic guys in civil, spend a lot of time programming tools to help them, or programming in specialized environments within powerful design tools. If you were to write some simple utility and sell it via the web and kagi, for example, or just release it open source, that also might outweigh certifications.

    Try to focus on investing in things that have multiple ways of paying off. The LLC thing can look impressive on a resume, but it can also save your hide from a lawsuit or turn into a bigger business where YOU are hiring someone. Writing a program to demonstrate your skills can get you a job, but be sure to pick a program that is highly useful to yourself or others anyway, and if possible, something you can sell.

  71. Vote Democratic, The Economy Improves Consistantly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Employment (especially at smaller companies) tends to go up under Democratic administrations, as does the stock market. This trend is consistant and has been proven but the media seems to avoid this important story, instead promoting a popular myth that Republicans are better for the economy than Democrats.

    This myth is wrong. Democratic administrations have performed better economically since the beginning of the 20th century, often markedly so.

    Possible reasons are many, perhaps increased confidence in the future under Democratic administrations for the common people, vs. increased fear while the Republicans are in power. Also, to promote growth, Democrats prefer to tax higher income people, which decreases the gap between rich and poor, while Republicans prefer to have the government go into debt, increasing the cost of capital and interest rates and making banking more profitable, but also increasing the gap between rich and poor.

    Which do you prefer?

  72. Re:well, since you don't have anything else to do. by sangreal66 · · Score: 1

    now? I run the department and WILL NOT hire anyone that is certified, I only hire people with expierience. That is fucked up. You won't hire someone because they have a certification? I can completely understand _ignoring_ certifications, but how the hell do certifications hurt someones qualifications? You know, it IS possible to have certications _and_ experience. It almost sounds as if you're jealous and taking it out on everyone who managed to get a certification you couldn't.

  73. Expand upon what you know by Kruid · · Score: 1

    I don't know the price of a cisco cert, but there are practical things you can do to add to your skill set. Learn network coding, securtiy, network dependent apps - work on oss projects. Show potential employers you can apply what you've already learned. -k

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  74. Recession Proofing by rockwood · · Score: 1
    I also have extensive background in various technical areas, and have the same issues. I have been able to apply these in some ways to my wife's business (Contracted Medical Transcriptionist). But I, as everyone else, want more.

    The more and more I think about it, and talk this issue over with my wife... we (yes, she also agrees and pushes my to do it)... we agree that pr0n may be the ticket. I good site takes someone with a wide variety of expertise, from routing, streaming, load balancing, securirty, SSL and much more. And best of all, all research that I've read (Consumer reports, profit margines, overhead, and non-bais articles from reports unrelated to the field) show that this business is recession proof. - No matter what the current standing of the economy, people pay for p0rn. They always squeeze it into their budget, regards of how broke or out-of-work they are.

    So if they are going to spend their money regardless... they might as well send it to us.

    Our biggest stumbling block with this is figuring out how to solicite folks, without spamming; which is soemthing that I absolutely refuse to do.

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    1. Re:Recession Proofing by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 1
      I did some modest (as in "profit", not "nudity") business in pron a few years ago, as a side business, selling AdultCheck passes. AC has changed their focus to sites run by full-time smut-mongers, and I just didn't have the time and motivation to put that much effort into it, so I've pretty much given up on it.

      It's not just a money tree; you really need to work at it, because it really is a job. I was relying mostly on search engine traffic based on a particular niche for one site, and crossover traffic from a site with content that attracted people who weren't necessarily looking for smut but included "adults only" material that they'd need an AC pass to access. The money from that dwindled away when I didn't have time to maintain the site, and now AC has dropped the "age verification" angle for a "pay for porn" model, so I've just let it drop.

  75. Get some experience by Shant3030 · · Score: 1

    Start doing some open source development and get some experience.

    It also helps if you know people, so start networking as well.

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  76. Personally in the same boat! by MichaelMarch · · Score: 1

    I'm a hardcore Geek, and proud of it. Now that said. I have become very touched by this whole tech crash. I was a technical leader for a large company that host over 10,000 desktop PC and most were shared profiles, 50 servers, etc. Large scale stuff.

    I am currently working for a company that is paying me on a per diem basis that is less then minimum wage.. if you count all the after hours work that has to be done. But made a deal with them that they pay for any certiifications that I write. Which is a total tax write off to them.

    Now the POINT!
    I have attained atleast 15 certs.. some big some small. MCSE 2k, 2003k, MCSA 2k, 2003k, N+, Server+, Security+, Novell 5.1, CCNA, etc.. you get the idea. Now I've been doing this so when the tech sector comes back again, I will be sharp on my knowlege and ready for anything.

    I hope to be one of the first to be picked up as I didn't leave the tech sector to become a truck driver, stock clerk, like so many other colleagues became.

    And we all know the tech sector is starting to come around again, and in the last two weeks I have gone to 4 interviews... where in the last year I've only been able to get one interview. So ya! It get's you into the interview process as when someone who is looking over the resume's, all they have to do is judge you by your papers... after that it's all up to you to score the job.

    P.S. I've been turing down jobs as of late! Go figure!

    1. Re:Personally in the same boat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > [...] so when the tech sector comes back again [...]

      I think the point and the consensus is that tech jobs aren't comming back (in your life time).

      > P.S. I've been turing down jobs as of late! Go figure!

      That's not the measure... the measure is when you get poached from a well paying job where you have senority to take an even better paying job with even better potential senority possibilities.

      Besides, if you've nailed a bunch of CERTs and you're making less than minimum wage and you haven't jumped ship yet, you're a fool.

  77. learn for the sake of learning, not for the title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    learn what you think will help you in a job.
    If this means going through some of the CCIE, do it.
    Don't just take tests for the purpose of the title, that means little.
    On a resume, indicate you are self taught in the areas you find interesting.
    CCIE is very broad.

  78. Here's a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Move to India and get your certification there. Afterall, that is where all of your jobs are going.

  79. Hands-on experience opens doors by ToasterTester · · Score: 1

    Cert's were helping people get thier foot in the door during the .Com boom. But today there are too many experineced people looking for work, so cert's don't do much for you anymore. I'm part of the interview team at work and even experienced people are having trouble now. We are getting people out of work for a year or more and from not doing the work daily they are forgetting troubleshooting and other skills.

    I say get hands-on experinece anyway you can. Help others, do volenteer work, anything to do real work. That way in an interview you don't sound like someone parroting a book. You will know real world answers to questions. Like in interviews we ask someone about their experience with a product or technology. If they start sounding like a spec sheet or text book they have two stikes to against them. If they start telling war stories about having to deal with deal with subject, we know they've been there.

  80. Don't fool yourself by gclef · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The relative cost of labor overseas has very little to do with currency exchange rates. It's all to do with the cost of living, and the expected standard of living in the area. That's why you'll see call centers moving to the middle of nowhere, 'cause people there don't expect $60k/year to answer phones. They're happy with $25k or less. The reason: the standard of living is lower out there, and the cost of living out there is lower. Extrapolate that out to a third world country, and you'll see why that same thinking leads to overseas workers...they're happy with the equivalent of $8k or so.

    Changing the exchange rate won't do a damned thing to stop offshoring. That's a complete red herring. The only thing that will effectively raise the price of offshoring is raising the standard of living and the cost of living in the countries that we're offshoring to. But that's hard, and won't happen quickly, so don't expect to see the economics of offshoring change anytime in the next few decades.

    1. Re:Don't fool yourself by nelsonal · · Score: 5, Informative

      Exchange rates move a little each time that $8k salary is paid, as well as everytime you buy a Nokia phone, or other foreign made product. In the US we have (for the past 30 or 40 years) bought significantly more than we exported, but that is only half the story, a big part of our imports are oil related. What has kept things in balance (and even driven the dollar up) is that foreigners have generally wanted to invest in our financial products (equities, Treasury and Corporate debt, physical plants) this is what economists call the capital account, and has run a surplus (roughly balancing with the current accout deficit) until very recently after the bubble popped that cut some investment, but over the past year or so, money has been moving to europe because interest rates were significantly higher. The exception to this is Asian exporting countries that wish to prolong their export growth, who have been buying financial products here (mostly Treasury debt) if they stop, the dollar will fall significantly (bringing those $25k salaries a whole lot closer to the $8k salary (in dollar terms).
      Business follows things in trends, and just like railroads, the internet, Japan, and many other huge changes, there will be significant production developed there, but right now it is a bubble and it will pop eventually. The good news is that this will significantly reduce the excitemet assocated with India, the bad news is that something like 90% of the investmet in a bubble change occurs after it pops (just at a much slower rate).

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    2. Re:Don't fool yourself by chewmanfoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I work for a rather large IT Services company in a call center in North Texas, USA. My company has just opened a big call center in Hydrobad, India, employing ~30 technicians at ~5$ per hour. We are told that new hires in India will be paid for by attrition in the states (we can hire 4 of them for the cost of one of us, and their real estate rates and costs of training are significantly lower, as well). Analysis done by bigwigs at my company projects this disparity to remain for at least a decade. I find it interesting that they do in fact see the end of it in my lifetime.

      But, given my corrent position in the company, I don't see a problem with waiting it out and staying in IT. New hires, however, should consider this climate extremely hazardous. One bright spot: individuals with highly specialized backgrounds can find work in the states more easily. It would be difficult to hire and train an engineer in Hydrobad to build wireless networks, for example, so companies like Motorola, when they recover, will likely seek candidates here in the states.

    3. Re:Don't fool yourself by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      The relative cost of labor overseas has very little to do with currency exchange rates. It's all to do with the cost of living, and the expected standard of living in the area.

      Well, yes and no. It depends if you think of currency as an entity in and of itself, or whether you think of it as a commodity that facilitates exchange.

      If you convert a dollar to a quantity of a given commodity, then in India convert that quantity of commodity in a rupees, then you have the true exchange rate.

      The dollar, even now, is artificially strong, because there is strong demand for dollars to facilitate the oil trade. Oil is priced and traded in dollars (for now). If it wasn't for this, there's no reason that the dollar and the rupee couldn't get a lot closer. Same with the dollar and the yuan. As another poster mentioned, the Chinese government won't allow that to happen because their economy would collapse if the yuan was allowed to reach its real value.

      So, exchange rates don't tell the whole story - but they are a major factor.

    4. Re:Don't fool yourself by mdobra_cyguy · · Score: 1

      Great description of what's really going on. I get so sick of the self pity and self loathing bantering by libby clones spewing all over everyone else. Suck it up and go get a new job, learn a new skill, make yourself marketable, what ever. Just stop thinking that the rest of us tax payers should support your ass!

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  81. Why not? by programmingart · · Score: 1

    Try getting a job as a help desk tech or something similiar. With all that networking knowledge you probably have a lot of computer knowledge as well. This way you get your foot in the door and when a higher paying network admin job comes up, you can go for that within the company or organization. I find alot of tech jobs are filled internally within a company/organization.

  82. Re: Certifications mean little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I second that. Over the last 10 years I have hired a lot of techies (over 200), and those posting a prominent "MCSE" logo on their resumes were the first to be sorted out to go back to HR with a nice 'thanks but no thanks' letter.

    As far as other, more substantial certifications (CCIE) go: they really only show that someone passed the test successfully, and I have never based a hiring decision on it. I sent many junior techs to go to Cisco training for their CCNA's etc (so at least they had gone through the fundamentals), but unless they come with the CCIE (or equivalent advanced certifications), it's not much of an incentive on a resume (plus, a CCIE usually has very high salary expectations, and may not even be that good in the real world).

    If it helps any of the readers with my 2 cents: experience is what we look for, relevant to the job to be accomplished. Our best programmer and troubleshooter has never done any formal schooling in the IT arena. In larger companies, general formal education is usually a requirement (such as a 4 year college degree; but then, this is the US, and education is a low priority, and the quality is often mediocre; the individual effort for qualifications and skills is what I am looking for), but as far as IT education in general goes, actual experience and skills count the most.

    Going through some of the comments on here, and reading comments expressing "I sent my resume everywhere and still cant find a job": in my experience, applicants tend to flat-out lie on their resumes; sure, everyone wants to make it look as good as possible, but when one deviates from the truth, the applicant loses all credibility. I think that networking is probably better, get to know people, allow them to get a read on your actual skills, and see where that goes. Most of the people we have hired at Melior, we knew or had some exposure to before.

    Of course, just my opinion, hope it helps any of the readers. I wouldn't spend money on certifications if I were you, especially if you pay yourself, and money is tight. Rather continue to learn and use the time you have available besides job hunting, and improve your skills (by the way, IT skills are not the only desireable ones: in a global economy, language skills count even for techies).

    If you are in the Dallas area (US) or in Germany (around the Stuttgart area), feel free to check out the job postings for direct hires: www.ddos.com > Jobs @ Melior.

    Good luck!
    Thomas J. Ackermann
    CEO, Melior, Inc. - CyberWarfare Defense

  83. Re:I summon the magical power of....certification! by Dr.+Descartes · · Score: 1

    There's always the possibility of working on an open source project. Granted, as a network engineer it's not very likely you know any programming languages but even some network troubleshooting scripts written in Perl that are publicly viewable probably would help.

    I've only known one person to do that personally. He's also a sysadmin for the ISP I work at. He's since moved off of network troubleshooting and develops customer facing apps and toolsets for different groups but he started out doing network type stuff early on. It's not easy to get that kind of job here in Alaska, supply outstrips demand so that example does have a bit of relevance.

    Certification won't set you apart but maybe having a couple of simple open source apps the interviewers can see might. It'll also demonstrate you're a self starter (although they should know that by the number of certs you have). You're fighting against a pretty shitty time to be in the IT industry though. Good luck.

  84. Some certs are more valuable than others, but... by GodBlessTexas · · Score: 1

    Actually, I've had several HR people ask me when my certifications were awarded and when they expire. Mine are all up to date and good for another 3 years as of yesterday.

    I got my CISSP last year, and so far it hasn't helped much. That's with 9 years of IT experience, being employed by a couple of Fortune 100 employers, and doing consulting for several more. I'm still making money, but steady employment with benefits has been elusive since 2001. Then again, that could just be my local job market. It looks like most security work is concentrated in the Northeast, especially near D.C., but more and more of that is requiring a security clearance before you can even apply.

    Some certs are going to be more worthwhile than others. I'm not sure how worthwhile the Cisco certs are going to be, but just yesterday I took and passed the Securing Cisco IOS Networks (SECUR) exam in an effort to complete the Cisco Certified Security Professional cert. It's vendor specific, but Cisco isn't going away. The ultimate goal is CCIE Security.

    I'll be taking the CISA exam in the summer, since they give it once a year, and that's supposed to be highly desirable to employers when linked to the CISSP. Only time will tell.

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  85. Small time certs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in ontario canada i had a great intrest in computers so i decided thats what i wanted to do for a living..with about 3 years experiance with a local hardware repair shop..and 2 years Helldesk tech support i decided to get some certs under my belt went for mcse network+ A+ CCna and security+ thinking i would at least get out of hell desk now the town i live in is quite small..but the only job i could get in the area (within about 20 miles or so) was 6.50$ an hour (which is min wage here)network field tech or 10$ an hour back on hell desk..half the work twice the money working with peoples who's last job was mcdonalds? well im still her 2 years later check the job adds everyday and there nothing in my area i don't know about other people..im even willing to take that old 6$ an hour field tech but no such luck.

    1. Re:Small time certs. by Broken_Windows · · Score: 1

      I too live in a small market area where tech jobs are few and far between. The jobs are not in the help wanted ads these days, they cost too much. ( I know, I work for a newspaper.) You need to look beyound the ads, open up the yellow pages and start gathering a list of every company that might have a IT staff and send them resumes. I sent 50 + one week, I had a tech support position 2 weeks later, and was still getting calls for interviews.

  86. Re:Dupe, or comment promotion? You decide... by emptybody · · Score: 1

    people on slashdot dont RTFArticle.
    What makes you think they would RTFComments?

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  87. A CS degree is no longer operative by ciggieposeur · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Yup, I've already got a CS degree and just got laid off from IBM. Now I'm in school again for Chemical Engineering.

    Truth is CS is never going to grow up in this country. I spent five years inside IBM and can say with confidence that IBM isn't going anywhere with real computer science (the software stuff I mean). They solved some hard problems twenty years ago with high-performance computing and data storage, and now they're just milking existing revenue streams and selling products solely on marketing hype. Reducing development costs by moving software development and testing to India and Poland. To be fair the Indian developers are very good. It's just IBM isn't in the business of innovating software anymore.

    I would suggest that if anyone is still more than two years away from graduation, switch immediately to another major. Or plan on leaving the USA to have a viable career.

  88. help finding a job by DevilM · · Score: 1

    I am personally getting tired of all these posts about not being able to find a job. There are tons of jobs out there for tech people who want. I could name off the top of my head at least 10 universities that would love to hire someone who those certifications. I could also name at least 10 companies that are looking for web application developers in the J2EE space right now. There also seems to be a ton of work for folks willing to do general computer consulting for small businesses. I even heard the other day about some government and healthcare opportunities for folks who could help them move away from Windows and Office.

    It is interesting what all of the above jobs have in common though. None of them are listed on job boards such as Monster. Why do you think that is? As a hiring manager, I will tell you. If is too big of a fucking hassle to deal with hundreds, sometimes thousands of resumes. And for companies with more than 50 employees there is a lot of process associated with resumes and hiring, so most aren't interested in dealing with that kind of volume.

    So how do you find a job? You fucking network... get off your ass and get out to social events and meet people. The last 15 people I have hired I had a previous relationship with, they were friends of friends, I met them at user groups, and in one case I met the person at a Slashdot meetup.

    The job market is hot again for those who get out from behind their computers and find a job.

    1. Re:help finding a job by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 1
      I could name off the top of my head at least 10 universities... I could also name at least 10 companies ...

      So name them.

      I even heard the other day about...

      And save the unattributed anecdotes for those social events.

      You're absolutely right that an IKNOWU will trump a MSCDEFG, but that doesn't mean that there are "tons of jobs out there" just waiting for the well-connected techie to step into them. After all, most of us who found ourselves unemployed in the past year were pretty well-connected at the time that happened. If I can't get (read "keep") a job from a guy I'm already on a first-name basis with, who knows how brilliant I am, and I spend several hours a day with, that may say more about the overall job market than my social networking.

    2. Re:help finding a job by DevilM · · Score: 1

      Emory, GA Tech, UGA, GA State, Duke, Johns Hopkins, Wisconsion (spelling?)... it seems like there where others I had heard off, but I am drawing a blank.

      And you're right that it doesn't mean there are a ton of jobs out there, but if you add that to the fact that I have turned down a contract a week so far this year and my friends in technical recruiting are so busy they are hiring more recruiters, things start to add up.

      Anyway, I didn't specify you had to network in your social circle. Obviously, that is a good place to start, but really you should be networking with people you don't know. Find that "gateway" person that opens up a whole other world of contacts.

    3. Re:help finding a job by L10N · · Score: 1

      Miami U in Oxford, Oh...
      I quit that job fairly recently (support analyst for the central IT of the Uni) for today's market with the benies it pays ok, a tad low but ok...

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  89. Security Clearance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Join the military reserves and get one. You will be marketable, with or without the certs. That is, if you want to stay tech in the US. Those jobs will not get outsourced overseas. The current indications are the jobs that have been lost, are not going to be coming back when the economy gets better. If you do not want to stay tech, then go back to school and get trained in an area that will not get affected by outsourcing to a third world country. Don't wait for your cheese to come back, go find it.

  90. Better Advice - Cover Letter by snatchitup · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the time to time that I look for new jobs. One thing has become more and more important than anything else.

    Conver Letters Count More Than You Think. Especially Applying Online!!!!

    It gets boring writing a different one for each position, but you have to. If the advertise position doesn't give enough info, then you need to get crazy!.

    I think if you took my 4 boldest cover letters (typically written after then 5th Sam Adams) during job hunts, I got responses on 3 out of 4.

    Anything else, just wouldn't do.

    And I mean it. Drink some beers, smoke some weed. Do whatever it takes to lift yourself up into a different state of being with the Universe, and bang out some sh$%t story as to how the company can't afford not to hire you!

    Expose a little passion!

    1. Re:Better Advice - Cover Letter by snatchitup · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wrote the parent message having a little bit of wine, as I'm also currently trouble-shooting some issues with a software upgrade that took place last night. I am having a few glasses of St. Frances Cabernet Sauv.

      With regards to my comments on drinking/smoking...

      These are tools. Very powerful tools when used sparingly and infrequently. Do not use these tools as an escape. Though, I must say. You are probably very stressed out. Drinking to help you get some sleep is a good thing. But there's one thing you need to not neglect in stressful times...

      Exercise... Do it. Or the stress will take years from your life.

    2. Re:Better Advice - Cover Letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Expose a little passion!

      And compete for jobs in California! And Texas! And New York! And North Carolina! And New Mexico! Until you end up with your dream job in Washington DC! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

      No, that technique still didn't work.

    3. Re:Better Advice - Cover Letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I quite agree - selling yourself and believing in yourself is what counts.

    4. Re:Better Advice - Cover Letter by NuttyBee · · Score: 1

      Do you happen to have any examples of particularly effective cover letters you would like to share?

    5. Re:Better Advice - Cover Letter by snatchitup · · Score: 1

      Here's an excerpt. leaving plenty out to protect my privacy....

      Technical Management:

      Managing developers is an exceptional challenge because the essence of the job is to increase the team synergy, so that the productivity of the team is greater than the sum of the individual parts. This synergy is rarely achieved. Too often, the approach of throwing more developers at a project to shorten deliverable dates is not backed up by a manager that really knows how tasks can get done without the developers getting in each other's way.

      With that said, managers struggling to achieve a team synergy lose sight of an even more important aspect of their job. Quality is a management decision. I bring to a team the experience necessary to recognize how to best ensure developer quality. I look forward to discussing with you how quality controls will be implemented under my management.

      The technical manager must be a servant to his team, not a master. He leads by example. The day-to-day job will include running from developer to developer making sure they have the information they need to get the job done. A good manager looks at every line of source code his developers write, however, he knows how to approach developers when problems are found. It is too easy to stifle a developer's creativity by seeming too nosy. ... ...
      Just some quick notes on the type of company and position I am looking for:

      I want a company of any size that runs as if it needs to win its customers every single day.

      I want a position that requires unusually high developer productivity and quality that must be engineered through the automation of unit testing and good software development practices. This is best accomplished with leadership from a serious, and seasoned professional who knows that quality is a passion; performance is a must; reliability is a science; and maintainability is a good night's sleep. ...
      This was obviously for a development mgr position..

    6. Re:Better Advice - Cover Letter by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Patrick Altoon, you apparently do drugs and encourage others to do the same. I wouldn't hire you.

    7. Re:Better Advice - Cover Letter by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Another point for cover letter writers: make sure your letter is gramatically correct. Words like "other's" and "night's" in a cover letter are a red flag.

      Remember to have someone PROOFREAD!

    8. Re:Better Advice - Cover Letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exercise... Do it.

      Eh, you must be new here. Look up the definition of geek please.

    9. Re:Better Advice - Cover Letter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You apparently are very close minded, and I certainly wouldn't hire you.

    10. Re:Better Advice - Cover Letter by pen · · Score: 1
      I don't see how either one of these is a grammatical error. Seems right to IMHO...

      Quote #1:

      Too often, the approach of throwing more developers at a project to shorten deliverable dates is not backed up by a manager that really knows how tasks can get done without the developers getting in each other's way.
      Quote #2:
      This is best accomplished with leadership from a serious, and seasoned professional who knows that quality is a passion; performance is a must; reliability is a science; and maintainability is a good night's sleep.
    11. Re:Better Advice - Cover Letter by nlindstrom · · Score: 1
      My current job was landed almost entirely by virtue of a cover letter. Allow me to explain.

      First, bear in mind that by taking the time to do this cover letter right, I was offered a job in June of last year in San Francisco (very hard hit in the dot-com bust) and the company came up to meet my demands by $15,000 over their initial offer.

      Here's what I did:

      • I carefully read their job description.
      • In my cover letter, I took the major requirements of the job (as they described them) and detailed how my knowledge and skills met each one.
      • I expanded on that, and for a few choice job requirements, detailed how with my knowledge and skills, they could go "above and beyond" just what they'd written.
      • Wherever I was able, I listed the skills I had which met their "optional but preferred requirements."
      • I began, and wrapped up, the cover letter with an explanation of how I could (a) hit the ground running, and (b) bring real value to their company by helping them reach their business goals.

      Literally within an hour of having e-mailed the cover letter as the body of an e-mail, with my resume attached, they called me to schedule an interview.

      Here's the moral of this story: the importance of a well-written cover letter cannot be overemphasized.

      I repeat: the cover letter is what separates your resume from those that are read to those that are ignored. You absolutely must capture the reader's attention within the first sentence or two, or there's a good chance that they'll move on to the next one.

      The reason for this is clear: any job opening these days receives hundreds if not thousands of submissions within hours of the job offer being made visible.

      For example, my company recently posted an opening for a very junior Perl developer on Craigslist, and we received over 500 resumes within the first business day alone! Do you think we read all 500? Eh? No fscking way. We went larger on what the first paragraph of the e-mail said! If it looked like a cookie-cutter e-mail, or it was blank or just said something like "Here's my resume" then it was skipped.

  91. Re:well, since you don't have anything else to do. by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let me let you in on something.. a certification means nothing but that you can pass a test.

    I want people that have good troubleshooting skills. I dont give a rats ass if they know that the boot and system partitions of a NTFS install are named backwards because of morons at microsoft.

    I dont care if they have a Cisco certification, I care that they have enough troubleshooting skills to find the correct answer with the tools they are given.

    Expierience and troubleshooting skills mean 10,000% more than any worthless paper that says you know some obscure terminology and concepts that are 100% worthless in the real world.

    BTW, I did go get sertified after I was hired, because the company paid for it,I let all of it lapse as over 50% of the information needed to pass a certification test is worthless. (This is MCSE, A++, N++ and Cisco... the Novell one is really worth something, but almost nobody uses novell anymore)

    I have a team that can solve problems and create correct solutions 80% faster than the best that corperate has in their NOC and IT department at corperate headquarters, we are always answering questions for them and was nominated into the circle of success 2 years in a row and all members have recieved many awars for excellence.

    If you come to me with expierience, I look at that, I could care less about certifications as I have found them to be worthless indicators of skill. show me what you can do, pieces of paper you bought do not impress me.

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  92. CCNP/CCDP renewed with one exam. by GodBlessTexas · · Score: 1

    Cisco composite exam 642-891 @ $125 through any Prometric testing center will renew both CCNP and CCDP certs instead of taking both BSCI (642-801) and BCMSN (642-811) @ $125 each. This is from the e-mail I received from Cisco yesterday letting me know my certs were almost up.

    But without experience, all the certs in the world won't matter. Get experience any way you can. Work for free if you must, but get some experience deploying the stuff.

    That said, some certs are worth more than others. Cisco isn't going anywhere, but there's a glut of CCNP/DP's out there after the bubble burst. CCIE's still walk on water and can still get a job almost immediately.

    If you really want a job, get Oracle training. Oracle DBA's will never go hungry, at least not where I live.

    --
    Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
  93. Experience is the key by subsoniq · · Score: 1

    I've been working in IT for close to 14 years, and I have no certs. When I was laid off last year I was only out of work for 3 months (longest 3 months of my life), and I've been getting steady contract work since then. As part of my current contract I'm helping the company interview people and we see lots of people with tons of certs and no experience, they rarely even get a phone interview and the ones that do don't make it past that stage. Now, I'm not saying certs are a waste of time, I'd most certainly have a much better job if I had certs to go along with my experience, but even with your certs you're most likely going to have to start at the bottom and work your way up the company ladder. And by start at the bottom I mean helpdesk.

  94. And talk to your friends by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Including just casual friends. See if any of them know anyone in a company that is hiring. Doesn't need to be in the same department even. Have your friend introduce you to the guy they know in the company, then try and get that guy to talk to the person in charge of hiring for the job you want. That should at least get you an interview.

    You'd be supprised who some of your friends happen to know. They probably never mentioned it since it didn't seem relivant, but if you ask you can find out.

    And personal recommendations go a looooooong way. Even if people don't know that it influences their decision making, it does. It makes you stand out and turns you form just another person to someone they kind of feel like they know.

    Just about every job I've ever gotten has been in part because someone I know knew someone that did the hiring.

  95. IMHO, it's mostly who you know..... by King_TJ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the 14 or so years I've worked in I.T. (in various capacities, ranging from a tech. behind the counter in a small "mom and pop" store, to support specialist in a multi-company corporate environment, to freelance consulting, to on-site service companies), I've run into the whole spectrum of "computer professionals".

    Almost without exception, the highest paid of them didn't correlate with the most knowledgeable of them.

    Also, finding a correlation between having multiple certs. and being "better than the other I.T. guys" at performing their job was difficult. Quite frankly, some of the "best and brightest" I.T. people I've ever run across weren't certified in anything at all. They simply worked with the stuff "hands on" for years and years, learning the facts that really matter, without the "fluff" and largely useless theory that comes with the certs. (If you get your MCSE for example, much of it will test your ability to construct a complete LAN/server infrastructure that best meets the needs of a group of hypothetical users. That's all well and good, but it's utterly useless 99% of the time. How often do you get hired on with your MCSE to build a network and infrastructure for a company from the ground up?? If they're hiring, it's because they already HAVE that set up and they need help administering it! You simply don't have to concern yourself with all the small details of why everything was set up. In fact, your MCSE knowledge might well tell you things are designed poorly - but trying to change that upsets some office politics and then you're booted out the door.)

    What I guess I'm getting at is - the MOST VALUABLE thing you can have on your side is KNOWING PEOPLE. Make connections! A good friend who has some hiring power in a company that needs another computer guy is worth 10 certifications. Looking back on it now, I believe every job I ever had was at least partially due to knowing somebody. (Heck, even my very first job doing telemarketing for a carpet cleaners was obtained because a good friend's girlfriend already worked there, and told me they had openings if I was interested. Then, she put in a good word or two for me - and I was hired.)

    1. Re:IMHO, it's mostly who you know..... by zulux · · Score: 1



      A book I highly recomend for all us geeks is: How to Win Friends and Infuence People. The first edition was writted a long time ago, and despite the title, it's basically a book theat lets you learn what people want from social interactions, and how to be nice and meet the social needs of yourself and your firends.

      It's had a profound influence on my life: I'm a better friend, and a better person for listening to the advice in that book.

      After that.... geting a social network is easy...

      --

      Moneyed corporations, non-working 'poor' and criminal prisoners are turning productive citizens into tax-slaves.

    2. Re:IMHO, it's mostly who you know..... by CMoZ · · Score: 1

      This in particular is what irks ma about the job market, People who know someone and thats how they get the job. I've graduated a 2 year IT Diploma program from the local college. Have my MCP A+ Linux+ and studying for my CNA. And the only 2 tech jobs I've ever been able to get in my 2 years since graduation have been in Internet Tech support. How do I get practical experience when even the entry level tech jobs (excluding ISP support) require 3+ years of RELATED experience. My IT knowledge is not confined to my education either I've been working with computers since I was 8 years old and most would consider me quite an expert in a general sense. Unfortunately from what I'm hearing most of my friends places of employment outsource their IT work to larger Firms accross the country. What am I supposed to do?

    3. Re:IMHO, it's mostly who you know..... by I_am_Syrinx · · Score: 1

      As far as knowing people being the most important thing, my experience says that this can't be more true. There is one guy that I know that has presented opportunities to me on two separate occasions, 8 years apart. Both of them resulted in much better jobs than I had before, both higher paying and more interesting. Without this guy, I don't where I'd be now. My experience, personality and other circumstances took me from the interview to the paycheck, but it was entirely from knowing him that I became aware of the jobs in the first place. The funny thing is, he's not even involved in IT. He just knew when the companies were looking, and I was the first person he called. What a pal!

      I've had to help him move a few times now, though...

      -Sy

      --
      Shadows on the road behind, shadows on the road ahead...
    4. Re:IMHO, it's mostly who you know..... by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, to be honest,it often irks me too. I see lots of positions get filled with some real morons, all because they had connections.

      But this is human nature and it's never gonna change. When you interview with someone you'll be directly working with if hired, you can count on the fact that they're trying to figure out if they like your personality. Since I've rarely held a "management" title, I haven't done lots of interviewing - but I've been asked to do a few of them before. The people I turned away were often rejected because I just couldn't get a feel of who they really were. They were so busy trying to impress me with their knowledge, and fake an excessive level of interest in anything I said that I just didn't feel like I had any idea how they'd be to work with on a daily basis.

      Putting this to the test with my last job, I went to the interview with a very casual attitude about the whole thing. I did say that I was excited about the company and really liked what they were doing - but this was the truth. I didn't candy-coat things and spout fake compliments. The interviewer actually seemed a bit uncomfortable at first, realizing this was going more like a chat between old friends than an interview.... but you know what? He called me back the next day, wanting to talk some more over lunch - and I was offered the job.

    5. Re:IMHO, it's mostly who you know..... by singollo · · Score: 1

      ...then over here you got favoritism

  96. Forget it.... by cbdavis · · Score: 1

    My son has CCDP/CCNP and outta work for 2 years. His friends are getting out of college and most are going for advanced degrees ( no jobs).

    Before dotcom-bust, you could get by with no college and certs. But now, with jobs few and far between, a collge degree is minimum ( see above).

    Forget high tech, become a lawyer.

    Me? We have hired 1 person in a year and our work load has tripled. And that person has years of network experience.

  97. WHICH cert matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I have had a ton of certifications over the years, and I've let most of them lapse. You have to decide your path based on what you want to do with your career.

    For my certifications, I've essentially let everything lapse that doesn't point towards security management:

    • SANS certs. LET THESE LAPSE! If you've survived the Bataan death march, you don't go back for biannual rememberances. Plus, they're so new and relatively poorly recognized that it makes very little difference between EARNING them, and HAVING them. That is, I clearly state my SANS certs are expired. But I still get to list them on my resume, which still gets hit by search engines. Did I say that I think the certs are now too expensive and odious to recertify?
    • Vendor certs. Let them lapse unless you're currently working with that technology and want to continue to do so in the future. Again, it doesn't really hurt TOO much to say "CCNA earned 11/99, expired 11/02" (or whatever) on your resume.
    • Established certs that are increasing in performance. Keep them! CISSP may be the fad now, but they're in demand. I'm going to start putting my number (3xxx) in my sigs, just like those hoity-toity CCIEs do. :-)
    • Career-limiting certs. DO NOT admit to being A+ certified unless you're so desparate or unambitious that all you want to do is PC repair. Once you've gotten your entry-level job using these pathetic "Job retraining program" certs, drop them like a hot potato.
    • Unique certs. Keep old or oddball certs if you feel like it. I can't imagine why anyone would keep a CCP up to date--I didn't. On the other hand, if you already were a Certified Disaster Recovery Planner on 9/11, I imagine your pay doubled overnight, so there can be benefits.

    It's kinda cool to keep non-computer industry certifications. Keep your first-aid card up to date. It's one of those nice, cheap little things that shows your follow-through: "Certified in first aid/CPR since (whenever I was a boy scout)"
  98. Going for a Business degree by xtermin8 · · Score: 1

    After getting a couple of certifications, it becomes obvious that the ones really benefitting are those businesses in the certification industry. I'm going for an Associate's degree in Business. I don't know if it will do me any good. But its more logical than studying without getting a couple of initials on the diploma. Option 2: Plastic bag and plenty of sedatives- relatively quick, painless and effective. That's my advice for recent college graduates, also. Isn't the American Dream wonderful?

  99. I think what he means by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Is that what certifications are supposed to be is a reflection of knowledge and skills you have (I know they often aren't, that's the point). So if you go to get a cert, you should already be pretty knowledgable about what you are getting certified on. Sure, you'll probably have to study a bit for all the tricky shit they put on there, but you should have all the fundimentals and skills down already.

    The "paper MCSEs" are the people that spend a year studying. They learn enough to pass the test, but have no real useful skills or experience. We hired someone like that, though in her case she was a paper CCNP. She spent over a year basically doing nothing but studying for the CCNP, and passed it. However, she had no real experience on routers and no skills to solve any problem not precisely from the book. Now she's smart, and has since developed those skills, but the certification did not give them to her, nor all the time she spent on it.

    Now compare that to the guy who was already our network guy. He had only his CCNA. However he had plenty of real world experience on big Cisco routers and switches. He studied for a bit, like 4 weeks, while working full time, and passed with flying colours. In retrospect, he said the studying wasn't necessary and he could have passed it straight off. The cert was just a confirmation of his skills and knowledge.

    So, if you had to bash your head against a wall for a year to get an MCSE, and don't feel like you gained anything, that's probably because you don't really have the skills to back it up. Your Windows skills ought to be enough that it isn't that hard and you learn mostly obscure facts and tricks.

    Remember: Certification isn't training or experience, it's (supposed to be) a confirmation of that training and experience.

  100. Re:First-Generation Americans Job Taken By His Fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    C'mon dude, if you're going to quote the Onion then at least give them credit.

  101. Certs are just a money-making scheme by pauljlucas · · Score: 1
    Microsoft, Cisco, et al, come out with certification programs as a way to bilk money out of IT workers. They managed to convince portions of the industry that, "To insure competence, look for certified engineers." And of course you have to keep getting recertified.

    Such a scheme isn't new, however. Probably the king of it is Hallmark that pushed it so far that people send greeting cards to others they really don't even like any more.

    --
    If you reply, do so only to what I explicitly wrote. If I didn't write it, don't assume or infer it.
    1. Re:Certs are just a money-making scheme by Michael+Bennett+Cohn · · Score: 1

      Cisco makes money on their press books and the courses taken directly from them, but the tests themselves only make money for testing companies like Prometric.

    2. Re:Certs are just a money-making scheme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mind you not the testing center, but the testing company is the one that makes the money...

      Most testing centers get $1-$5 out of the $90-$150 that the test taker is charged.

  102. Waste of Time and Money by LumberLumber · · Score: 0

    Certs and School dont mean crap. You need real life experience. I never got anyplace doing Tech/networking. I have/had a bunch of certs from MS, Novell, A+ and that never got me anyplace. I just do what I love now and I got a great gig w/no certs or schooling in the field. --dan

  103. But expenses to get initially empployed are not! by aquarian · · Score: 1

    Remember that expenses for education to get yourself re-employed (books, classes, certification testing, etc.) are all tax deductible.

    This is true. You can take all the courses and seminars you want, and deduct all the costs, if they're related to a field in which you're already established. But for costs to establish yourself in a new field, you can't deduct a penny.

  104. No ... if they've got by without me this long ... by almound · · Score: 1

    there's no need ... I can't compete with the young's willingness to be exploited

  105. Keep busy... by Sam+Nitzberg · · Score: 1

    Well, one advantage of doing your Cert renewal now is that if an empoyer asks what you are doing right now, you have a tangible answer. You can even list that you are doing this on your current resume to show activity.

    You might also want to get some professional organization memberships: IEEE, ACM, etc..., and even get involved with available activities. The activities may yield professional contacts but will also help keep you aware of additional technical advances and movements in many areas.

    Anyway, it's my two cents...

    Sam Nitzberg
    http://www.iamsam.com

  106. Instead of CS consider other career? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend of mine way back in school quite her job last week from IT. Instead, she went work for Pacific Union of all jobs as a train engineer. She said it's gona take her about 5 years to get there. The hour sucks because you have to work lots of over time, 8hr on 8hr off and always on call. The money is greate though because of the over time. She figured she does that a lot already at IT with little pay. Might as well switch to something that pays a lot.

    Right now Union Pacific is hiring tons of people because many engineers retired and they have no choice but to promote lots of conductors to engineers and that leaves a void for bottom rank.

    This might be something you should look into.

  107. In my opinion, certifications are excellent... by rakerman · · Score: 1

    for making money for the certification companies.

    Job experience and university degrees are the only things that I would recommend for improving your resume.

  108. Leaving Las Vegas by bubbaD · · Score: 0

    $10,000 and a week in Vegas. That outta do it.

  109. Re:Walmart, self-checkout, etc. by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I think the time is coming where self-checkout lanes will roughly cut in half the number of cashiers employed. But right now, self-checkout is as much an intimidation tool by the stores as anything else.

    (EG. Right after the strike by all the union grocery store workers, the "Shop and Save" stores by me installed several new self-checkout lanes. I have to believe this was a retaliation move, basically saying "Fine, if we have to pay you more money, we'll use fewer of you!")

    As self-checkout currently works, I don't think it's "user friendly" enough. I've tried it a couple times, and found it frustrating and confusing. It seems like it's always telling you to put an item back on the counter, or to wait for assistance, etc. etc. Often times, when you do have to wait for assistance, it takes forever for someone to come over and help you. (There's no way around waiting for help if you're trying to buy alcohol, for example. The machine doesn't automatically make sure you're of legal drinking age.)

    I do think that RFID tags will make much of the hassle disappear. The system of ringing people out needs to become practically invisible. When that day comes, retail is definitely going to see some changes.

  110. How to get a job-recycling opinions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not from this board. We're all* unemployed (or barely hanging on) dot-boomers. No profit their.

    *read this board enough and you'll get that impression. Reality be damned.

  111. Job Site Specializing in Certifications! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used this job site to find my last job!

  112. Also by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Being well rounded technically is a big benefit. Don't be just the network guy. Be the network guy, the UNIX guy, the Windows guy, the Mac guy, the programming guy, try and do it all. I'm not saying you'll be a grade-A pro at everything, you'll certianly be better at some things than others, but try to at least be proficient at the major things a company might be interested in. Work the most on whatever your specialty is, but don't be JUST that. Keep your knowledge and skills up about other popular tech things.

    1. Re:Also by LazloToth · · Score: 1


      Yes, a very good point. We all would like to think that, for our employer, it would be uncomfortable - - if not painful - - if we were to take our many abilities elsewhere.

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      It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious.
  113. Re:well, since you don't have anything else to do. by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 2, Informative
    After 10 months unemployed, I managed to get hired for a job that required A+ certification (which I don't have, as I've never bothered getting certs) on the strength of my bachelors in CS, my 15+ years of experience, and my answers to several "how would you handle this?" questions. But I still had to promise during the interview that I would take the A+ test and pass it, within 6 months of hire. I stifled a sarcastic "Would you like to take the GED test, too?" and simply assured them it would not be a problem.

    But I won't be putting this cert on my resume (I don't intend to stay here any longer than I have to), for the same reason I don't mention that I was vice president of the senior class in high school: it wouldn't impress the kinds of people I want to work for, and it would distract from my actual qualifications.

  114. Easy Tests are EXACTLY the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting


    > Makes you more well rounded and it's 4 easy tests.

    This is exactly why the tech certs are little better than ass-wiping paper in many cases.

    Any test that is easy (in the tech field) is inherently worthless. It means nothing to the prospective employer since any monkey could pass it. It means nothing to the applicant because the job applicant queue is... full of monkeys who passed it.

    Easy tests are only useful to companies who get paid to train for and deliver said tests.

  115. RE: small shops by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    You're right about there always being small shops needing computer help. But what I've seen is that this void is being filled by the on-call computer service companies. I work for a firm that does that right now. I initially suspected we'd mostly get residential work, but at least half of our customers are small to medium-sized law firms, doctor's offices, specialty retail shops, and the like. They don't want to pay to hire themselves a computer guy, so they pay for X number of hours in advance on a service contract with us, and then we come out whenever they need help.

    This is all well and good, but it's interesting to note that in the past, things didn't typically work this way. It used to be, someone with computer experience couldn't find a job with an employer, or he/she would start out on their own, handing out business cards and talking to people to see if they could do some work for them at a given hourly rate. Now, even this has become more "formalized". As an individual on his/her own, it's getting tougher to freelance. You'll encounter resistance from businesses saying "Nah... we feel more comfortable working with this on-site service business because they always have someone answering their phones, and they have more resources to give us a fast turn-around time."

  116. Leaving Las Vegas by xtermin8 · · Score: 1

    Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.... Oh sorry, wrong movie!!!

  117. Certifications that employers want by prostoalex · · Score: 1

    In September the CRN magazine did its own survey of employers and asked what certifications were the most sought for.

    For small businesses the top results included CheckPoint certs and Microsoft MCSA (not Systems Engineer, mind you, but Solution Architect, which is on of their developer certifications).

    For large businesses it was MCSD (Microsoft Certified Solution Developer) and MCDBA (database).

  118. Re:Save your money...UNLESS by EvilSS · · Score: 1

    One caveat with this advice:

    If you are applying to a consulting/services company, certs are important. Not for the technical manager though. They are import to the sales managers.

    I'm in this boat. I've been a consultant for a little over 5 years with the same company. I know my field cold. Yet this year I am looking at completing no fewer than 23 certification exams for an updated MCSE (useless) vendor certs (semi-useless) and a few "industry" certs like the CISSP (sorta usefull on a resume). Why? Because our vendors require them and our sales staff uses them to sell our services to our customers. My boss (12+ years same industry, same company) is in the same boat.

    In consulting, they are unfortunately a necessary evil.

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  119. Certs are crap, but not worthless by mnmn · · Score: 1

    Ive read all the comments and most are centered around 'certs arent worth jack' and that degree and experience count far more. Some swear they will never consider certs.

    However think about it. Anyone serious about this line of work will get a CS or CE 4-year degree. So you have 70% of all CS people with their degrees, how will you differentiate between them. Most of the unemployed ones might have less than 3 years experience and probably not in the technologies your company will use. So what criteria will you use to fish out the better ones among all the degree holders who know the technologies you use?

    Most tech cert organizations wanted to make money, so they made the exams too easy the most notorious being the MCSE. There are a few certs however that do have their value. There are SAP certifications which can prove you know that ERP software at least in theory, which strongly differentiates you from someone with 7 years of industry experience with no SAP experience. The highest cert in networking has been the CCIE whose eliteness is being maintained by cisco to keep its value in the market. I have seen job posts asking for nothing more than a CCIE, and if you really start studying for it, youll respect that certification and its holders.

    I think you can seperate all certs in two groups... the basic run-of-the-mill certs like the CCNA, CNE, MCSE, A+ etc which will mean you are not completely clueless in front of computers despite the lack of experience (which would otherwise cost the employer more), and the better certs like SCSA/SCNA, RHCE, CCIE, CISSP which are better suited on top of 4-year degrees to compensate for the lack of your experience and show your specialization to the employer.

    I know many HR managers look for the academics only, and several slashdot posters enjoy completely trampling certs because they put their time and money into degrees and cant stand competing with others who didnt invest so much.

    Tech-savvy companies know that University programs focus too much on Java/ADA/Pascal and sometimes too much on Microsoft or some other specific vendor and arent really better than certs in developing PRACTICAL skills. Most companies have a specific set of requirements, say, Lotus Domino, Win2k active directory, linux firewall, some html+CGI, perl, SNMP tools, IBM xSeries hardware etc, and they couldnt have cared less about 4-year degree holders who know everything theoretically, or cert holders who know something else really well. If youre ambitious and can afford college, dont stop till you have a degree + the right certs + a couple years of experience. Oh yeah, make sure you make plenty of 'contacts' and friends at University.

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  120. Re:well, since you don't have anything else to do. by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

    > I dont care if they have a Cisco certification, I care that they have enough troubleshooting skills to find the correct answer with the tools they are given.

    Many Cisco classes, including the one I just left, include a LOT of troubleshooting assignments...

    > If you come to me with expierience, I look at that, I could care less about certifications as I have found them to be worthless indicators of skill. show me what you can do, pieces of paper you bought do not impress me

    I think you need to get the difference between "bought a book, crammed, and regurgitated for the cert" and "took two years of class and gained experience that way, with the cert curriculum being an added bonus" through your head.

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  121. Re: Certifications mean little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you also filter out those who said that they had a disability or who were of a different ethinic origin to yourself ? I would imagine not. So, how is it that you would know exactly what the MCSEs were like ? You could not have done so it must be prejudice that got in your way. You risked not getting the best person for the job.

    Sun certify. So do Novell and Cisco. But, of course, the MS one has to be the worse and every MCSE knows nothing (Linux fans know everything - except when it comes to MS platforms !!). Wonder how many /.ers have actually passed seven MS exams to get MCSE. The constant stream of 'Windoze can't do this / Winblows can't do that' followed by corrections from those who _know_ different shows that there is more prejudice than knowledge when it comes to MS products.

  122. Hiring Certs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a large, privately-held consulting company and I have the (pleasure?) of interviewing many potential employees. We have hired several of our consultants who were referred by our staff, but I can tell you that we won't hire anyone technical unless they have a certification. Period.

  123. A+ ? Net+? Security+? .. All those certs are crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone with a month of computer experience could pass one. They're not worth anything more than getting a job as a tech at CompUSA.

  124. What do you want to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask these simple question:
    What do I want to do?
    Where do I want to live?
    Who do I want to work for?

    For myself I am concidering some certification and if I do not get a job before or after the certification I will then return home. After this I will get another degree in Hard Engineering (complete what I started before transfer to Computer Science).

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    If people in Industry want to benifit with profit from this Offshore/Outsource busness they better start getting jobs back in the Industrialized World. It would have been better that India and China Competed head on then pull the wealth and investment from then Industrized world. This way we would think we had a chance to pay for the goods and services local and abroad. Now we know we can't there fore we will not and focus on the esentials then a new Sterio, software, etc.

  125. Walmart is Always Hiring-number's game. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5.6 Million's worth?

    Which BTW is underreported.

  126. Certs = valuable to 'partners' of the cert company by jgaynor · · Score: 1

    I've found that Certifications are most valuable when you plan to apply to or already work for a company who is a 'partner' of the certification company. For example, 'Cisco partner' companies have some sort of quota they need to fill of cisco-certified engineers in order to retain their partner status. There's most likely a similar setup with microsoft partners. If you're already working for such a company, a cert or two is a good idea as (all things being equal) un-certed employees will get dropped before you during lean times.

    A cert also shows that you're willing to stay current with the technologies you work with. When a higher-level position opens up a cert can get you promoted over the guy in the cube next door. Combining a cert with frequent industry conferences seems to be the ticket to management from where I sit.

  127. Certifications are a scam by CatGrep · · Score: 1

    Go back to school (as in a reputable University) and get a degree. (of course, some would say that Universities are a scam too, but at this point they're probably the preferable scam).

    Of course at this point, you've got to conserve your cash, so if you had a 401K or IRA when you were employed you can pull money out of it to pay for school without paying the 10% penalty. It will, however, be considered income and you will be taxed on that income. However, there are a couple of education tax credits (the HOPE credit) that would offset a lot of that income.

    Then the big question is what to major in? There are a lot of CS grads in the parks downtown asking for change these days (or soon will be). Be wise and get into some field that isn't easily offshored - consider medical related or environmental related degrees.

  128. Re:Save your money...UNLESS by yintercept · · Score: 1

    It depends on the niche of the consulting company. If you are in networking, or if your company focusses on the one time set up of machines, the certifications are key. If the company has a base of products that it pushes or is doing custom programming, the certifications are not quite as important.

    There is also a little bit of graft going on where a computer company will send you leads if you pay their exhorbitant price for certification materials. I mean, if your employees are certified.

    Consulting firms vary by the niche market they pursue.

  129. Experience!!!! by shane2uunet · · Score: 1

    I have my CCNP and my MCP, but what really gets me noticed is experience. If you don't have much experience, try going to a local organization (i.e. church, etc) and voluteering your services. Some people might laugh at working for free, but it gets you contacts and experience at the same time. Oh, I also have a side biz of doing small business consulting. The volunteering has contributed to this a lot. Have fun.

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  130. Re:A+ ? Net+? Security+? .. All those certs are cr by east+coast · · Score: 1

    "Anyone with a month of computer experience could pass one."

    True, but employers want some form of proof that you can do the job, and oddly enough, your say-so isn't normally upheld as proof.

    I have a small group of three guys who work under me, I have alot of pull in who gets hired to work for me. When I look over applications I'm not looking for "working knowledge", I'm looking for proof of knowledge. I hear a lot of guys and gals telling me they tinker with all kinds of technology but most often these people think that doing end user tasks with MS Office or making their own web page is computer skills. Perhaps they are to some but in my department I need people who know what's on an A+. I don't need someone who can set up a Linux server, I don't need someone with '3l33t skillzzzz' in C++ .net. I need people that can do run of the mill PC support in an office environment. That's my department. So ultimatly A+ matters to me. But what do I know?

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  131. Certifiates and degrees mean very little by RockyMountain · · Score: 1

    I've interviewed and hired a lot of people. And, my choices have always turned out well. Admitedly, my experience may not be directly applicable, since I'm in hardware engineering, but I'd be surprised if it's that different in your area.

    I seldom bother to ask a candidate what degrees and certificates they hold. And I never let the answer affect my final choice. I talk about engineering, problem solving, and experience. As for experience, I don't ask questions like "how many years doing X?" . I ask questions like "give a specific example of your experience of X".

    I can name many very smart and talented people I've hired over the years, and I still don't even know whether they have a BS, MS, or PhD, nor from what school. On the rare occasions when the subject comes up (I don't bring it up), I see essentially no correlation between degree of formal education and the value of the engineer.

    One caveat, here. I select candidates from the pool who already have a foot in the door. Perhaps lots of degrees and certificates are helpful in getting the foot in the door in the first place. In my current organization, some pre-screening is done by other interviewers before they get to me. So, I know the candidates all meet a certain baseline, including a BSEE degree. But the pre-screening lets an awful lot goofballs, fast-talkers, shmoozers, empty-shells and slugs through. And, if anything, the worst of the hopeless candidates frequently turn out to be (on paper) the best educated ones.

  132. Re:well, since you don't have anything else to do. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    I think you need to get the difference between "bought a book, crammed, and regurgitated for the cert" and "took two years of class and gained experience that way, with the cert curriculum being an added bonus" through your head.


    if you can show me the markings on a certification that shows the difference between the bought certs and the earned certs, I'll show you a way to make millions. The certification factories that are STILL cranking them out make certifications 100% worthless, that's the crappy part.

    when they REQUIRE the classes or require an instructor to test you out of it by making you do a few hours of real world tests... I.E. simply set up a few tests on the boson router simulator will seperate the purchased certification and the earned certification.

    but then I just hired a kid that has never touched cisco stuff before in his life that within 1 hour was able to get the info he needed to solve the problem by simply searching the internet.

    that is what I want, that if you dont know, you have the skills to find out and do the task anyways.... and again, you cant get a certification for that.

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  133. I took a different course of action by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    I could have gotten certified, but the IT market is shrinking in the USA. So instead I decided to change careers. I am now taking Business Management and I am earning a four year degree and then my MBA. Those will not expire like certifications.

    True I might end up a PHB instead of a Dilbert, but at least I will have a job and not be another disposible employee. My computer knowledge will be an extra benefit, and I can manage an IT Department and know what I a doing, unlike a PHB.

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  134. Lawyers and certifications by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    Well Lawyers have to pass bar exams, which is their own certifications. With most of the USA getting sue-happy, Lawyers are in high demand. :)

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    1. Re:Lawyers and certifications by larry+bagina · · Score: 3, Funny

      I recently read that the 1-million mark had been passed for lawyers in the US. I think the surplus of lawyers is to blame for the sue-happy americans, which, of course, increases the demand for lawyers. Chicken, meet egg.

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  135. Lie by Ridgelift · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Forget actually getting certified, just put every certification you think will impress on your resume, with dates showing that you've had 'em for years. After submitting your resumes for a couple of weeks and you _still_ don't have any job interviews lined up, I think you'll arrive at the answer to your question yourself.

    The job market is tough. I saw the writing on the wall years ago, and decided to go it alone and start my own business. Companies like to hire consultants, even if they're $100.00/hr because they don't have to pay benefits, and they can let 'em go when the job's done.

    I think a stack of business cards, membership in a local toastmasters group and making the rounds at local business networking groups goes a lot further than any piece of paper you have.

  136. Re:You're wrong by cymen · · Score: 1

    Did you minor in anything? Any tips for potential CS majors? I'm +2 years to a CS degree so I'm looking at my options at the moment.

  137. Just some thoughts by Facekhan · · Score: 1

    I am starting a class for my CCNP, but its not a boot camp. Its just a cheap community college class.Its something to do while i take a semester of from my immensely crappy university.

    If you are looking for a job now, you might consider getting a certification in something thats still emerging. VOIP is heating up and Wireless is hot so maybe one of those two things might help with a job. You don't need a cert for them but just learn as much as you can about them and if there is a one-test ($125) cert that might help you get recognition than go for it.

    Otherwise just make the consulting thing full time cause consumers are where the money is these days.

  138. Three experiences - Not very helpful, I'd guess by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I work at a small company doing all the IT stuff, and all the graphic design (which is 95% of my job).

    I don't have formal training in either. I got the job because at the time, I was willing to work for not alot of $$$, I was a quick study, and the person who was currently doing it had absolutely no idea.

    It's 3 years later, I'm still working there. The $$$ still isn't great, but I have a job forever if I want it. I've learned a pile of stuff, and more every day. We are slowly and steadily growing and expanding into new markets.

    A recent freind of mine work(ed) in the same field (graphic art) for over 30 years. He made the mistake of trying to be a 'one man band', in areas that he was not very good at (recording studio, DJ, Video, etc.)

    He lost his shirt, and his sanity.

    He was appling for jobs in his 'real' field and was told by the HR person that there were over 300 applicants with similar qualifications, but less experience (fresh new Graphic Art students). All these people, and no jobs.

    He now lives in northern Minnesota, trying to get his life together.

    My longtime pal (25 years out of 32) is working for a larger nonprofit as a Network Admin. He went to school to be a psycologist, quit 2 weeks before he graduated, and got a job at the U of M in the IT department.

    He didn't have any formal training either. He now has a few certs under his belt, and has an entire room full of old PCs, Sparcs and Macs that he messes with at home and takes the experience to work.

    We were discussing the irony of us having jobs, while there are people who would blow us away in the certification/experience dept. He thought we just happened to be at the right place at the right time. We both read /., and are well aware of how lucky we are to be working in fields where there are more qualified people sitting at home watching a Sci-Fi Twilight Zone marathon.

    I guess my advice would be to screw the certs, leave some stuff off your resume, and try something at a tangent to your experience or something not at all related.

    Move to a smaller town, and look at smaller companies .(I live in rural Minnesota, and although I'd make more $$$ doing the same job in the Cities, I would also be competing with a huge population of more experienced people for the same job.)

    One thing I've often thought about is how /. has an impressive amount of smart people that are unemployed, and if they all worked together on something, they would be a force to be reckoned with. Perhaps a 'distributed' start-up of some kind - I would think that the OS community would be knowlegable in working with widely located people.

    Like I said, not very helpful. I'm just a musician who got lucky.

    1. Re:Three experiences - Not very helpful, I'd guess by uptownguy · · Score: 1

      One thing I've often thought about is how /. has an impressive amount of smart people that are unemployed, and if they all worked together on something, they would be a force to be reckoned with. Perhaps a 'distributed' start-up of some kind - I would think that the OS community would be knowlegable in working with widely located people.

      Brilliant idea. And you know, the first person with enough energy to actually get up and DO this is going to make a killing...I've had the same idea and don't see the flaw in it. Slashdot has a lot of millionth monkey effects that readers could take advantage of if they wanted...

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    2. Re:Three experiences - Not very helpful, I'd guess by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      Ironically, I've been tossing around several ideas having to do with this, and was actually putting a business plan together for a couple. Sadly, I'm one of the music/graphics/computer geeks, and have no experience with CVS, open source or programming - so I don't know what I don't know, which makes some implementation tough.

      Of course, I've got irons in the fire for two people already :)

    3. Re:Three experiences - Not very helpful, I'd guess by uptownguy · · Score: 1

      Well, for what it's worth, I'm more-or-less a writer. I'm the creative idea kind of guy. Except I have this really weird talent in my back pocket: I dig the word-for-word reviewing that goes into creating SLAs and Statements of Work and mission statements.

      That's just two of us. You know there are thousands who are reading just this off topic thread right now. I'm not all that big on traditional "networking" with people. I mean, I recognize its value, I just don't always do it. But I do come to slashdot every day. And I do post. And I do recognize smart people when I read them. Why not go with my strengths? If I have an idea, why not come here and make it happen?

      I just keep thinking more and more about how brilliant this is. Not only because it will work, but because it will snowball. Think about the interviews and extra press you'll get because you'll be the first to do something in a NEW WAY...

      (seed planted... moving on...)

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  139. A quick (silly?) analogy by Cytlid · · Score: 1

    I don't think certs are the entire picture. At my job, I got the job first, then certs afterward. If for some reason I were to lose my job or look for another, I would bank on my experience, not the certs. Almost like the experience is the big mac, and the certs are the fries (or onion rings, or baked potato, etc). I obtained my ccna last year, and this year going for my choice of others. Having the experience made certain parts of the ccna easier for me. Also, looking over the requirements for ccnp, there's a few things in there I stop and say "Wow, thats part of this certification? I've done that a million times!".

    I think (and would like to hope) I got my job in the first place not because I had any certs (I had none in fact when I started) but on the merit of skills and what I was willing/able to learn.

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  140. Is this a joke? by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    No serious technician gives a rats assabout static straps installing memory or RAM.

    Take any brand of aeither or these, strap on yourrubber shoes,and rub along the carpet making *as much static as possible*. The odds of you doing any damage is like 1 in a trillion.

    The only component you shouldworry about REstatic is if you'rereplacing the CPU.And even then as long as you're not running around the carpet you're likely fine.

    1. Re:Is this a joke? by ssstraub · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was thinking this guy is a little too anal. You can throw RAM, etc, in a big box, rummage through the stuff frequently, and still have nothing go bad. At a previous job, our spare parts area was nothing more than a big cabinet with some shelves of strewn about parts. Almost nothing in a box or bag, and yet I can't remember a single part going bad.

      Not that I condone this sort of disarray or careless storage attitude--I'm just saying the parts don't break easily anymore.

    2. Re:Is this a joke? by jafac · · Score: 1

      I consider myself a serious technician. If I don't have a static strap available, I at least make sure I'm touching the power supply or the metal frame of the case.

      But then that's because my first tech job was assembling and calibrating $50,000 tape autoloaders. (at $8/hr - rather intimidating). The guy who was trained with me killed one (that we know of) because he habitually didn't wear his wrist strap. The boss was watching when he didn't know it.

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    3. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "No serious technician gives a rats assabout static straps"
      Some places with thing margins will reprimand you for not doing what is required to protect the equipment. "serious technicians" are not guys working in the local PC-Hack Shop.

  141. Learn a different kind of networking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not WHAT you know, it's WHO you know that gets jobs. Learn the art of small talk and go out there and chat up some people who can get you some work. Hell you can pay pepole to teach you how to do it.

  142. Do something else by jcgf · · Score: 1
    I hate to say it but I don't really think there is any point staying in IT. The wages for many positions are going down to McDonalds level and personally I hate dealing with other people's problems which they have a habbit of blaming you personally for. Though if you don't mind this then go for renewing your Cisco certs, the worst that could happen is you would be out the $.

    I also don't agree with the degree idea. I have my BSc in computer science and frankly very few places care (and some didn't even know what my A+ was). I'm glad I did it and feel that the knowledge I gained was worth the time/$/effort even if it doesn't get me a job. However, companies say things like X years experience with y required. Oh, and Y is always some specific version that didn't exist for X years. Though a CS degree could serve as a good stepping stone towards your MBA if that road floats your boat.

    In any event, I'm pulling for you, we're all in this together.

    Jared

  143. Re:Dupe, or comment promotion? You decide... by mckeefarley · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sorry you took offense, but this question has been troubling me for some weeks now, and I didn't get many responses to the original post, so I felt it needed a little more exposure. Now I can look over all these responses and make a more educated decision. Thanks Slashdot surfers! :)

  144. Entrepreneur by torklugnutz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Start your own company. Sell your services to small businesses that need them, but not full time. Hire your own people, ride their asses for certs. You'll be making plenty of money and have job security. Just undercut your competition's hourly rate. You should still be able to get $90 an hour. Sell contracts to people who don't want to pay that much, but make them buy 2 discounted hours a month as part of the contract. Maybe charge them $75.

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  145. good test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Setting a programmer in front of a computer is a much better test than giving him a sheet of paper. A good programmer makes use of all the tools he has available, including online help files and debugging tools.

    Some places do this sort of test on paper only. The people who pass are those who know their language cold, and who tend to write very few bugs in the first pass of thier code. But many of the ones who fail are of the more resourceful sort, who can make good use of their tools to adapt to problems with which they were previously unfamiliar.

    Of course ther ARE people who are 1337 in both categories, but the previous paper-only test won't reveal such people.

    Ok, I'm done.

  146. Re: Certifications mean little by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
    Going through some of the comments on here, and reading comments expressing "I sent my resume everywhere and still cant find a job": in my experience, applicants tend to flat-out lie on their resumes;

    Maybe that's why I'm having so much trouble finding a new job: HR cuts the claims on my resume by at least 50% to adjust for the presumed lies and everything on mine is true.

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  147. To recertify, or not to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm facing a similar question with my Check Point and Solaris certifications. I live in Connecticut where IT people have become an endangered species. I've been in IT for 17 years now and I've seen many jobs leave for India. I'm lucky that I still work in an UNIX environment.

    My friends have been laid off, going on 2+ years now, it really got me thinking: what would I do if I was laid off in this economy? I have no other skills outside of IT and I don't have a Disaster Recovery Plan for my family.

    I think there comes a time when you realize that you may not be working in the same industry you started in. I would encourage you to get a 4-year degree, but NOT in C/S. You may be painting yourself into a corner. What if you never get another job in IT again?

    Focus on getting a degree that will complement your IT experience, but offer you flexibility to move into another industry if you need to. For example, a degree in Management, Accounting or Finance, may be a perfect complement but still allow you to move into another industry.

    It's all about keeping your Options opened.

  148. Sometimes certs make the difference by Brx77924 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A+ of all things is what got me my last job. My whole department was outsourced, and the incoming company was under obligation to take a few of the old techs in.

    Men with a decade more experience were passed over for the two people with an otherwise worthless A+.

    My state (Minnesota) will pay for certifications and training to assist the unemployed. If yours does too, you've got nothing to loose.

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  149. Re:You're wrong by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Business or English.

    CS + Business is a good combo because PHBs need someone to cut through all the tech BS that their techies push at them and then dumb it down to their level. If your into Design Patterns think of yourself as a techie PHB Adapter :)

    If you don't care too much for business then go for a minor in English. No matter what career path you end up going down, knowing how to read and write (and do it well) will be useful.

  150. in past 2 weeks huge expansion in job market by iggymanz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So I'd say your chances of getting a fulltime job soon just improved 10,000% - now I'm actually getting daily contacts from HR departments and headhunters, and have 2 job offers I soon have to act on......so what I'm saying is don't spend the money for renewing your certs just yet, get a job, maybe the employer forks out for it, or maybe you decide if it's then worthwhile for you to spend money on yourself.

    1. Re:in past 2 weeks huge expansion in job market by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      care to pass on some of these jobs?

    2. Re:in past 2 weeks huge expansion in job market by citmanual · · Score: 1

      This is 100% true. I work for a staffing agency and in the last two weeks, we can't get people on site fast enough. The client I work at needs to hire 3 people, got about 2 resumes for each position from 6 local agencies. Selected a bunch of people to interview and called the agencies. Most of the people, including the ones from my agency had already been placed.

      3/4 weeks ago, before the holiday shutdowns that many manufacturing firms have, there was nothing. Now things are hopping and will probably continue to do so for another month or so.

    3. Re:in past 2 weeks huge expansion in job market by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      The way 80% of them found me was by my resume on my website - most hits from google. And yes I also use the lame meta http-equiv="keywords" content=" " tag because it works. The rest came from having my skills/resume on monster.com.

  151. All about face time! by RandoMBU · · Score: 1

    I spent a considerable amount of time unemployed before I got my current job, and there are only two things I can say about my experience. First off, if you've got a clean past (no arrests and clean credit) and are a US citizen you'll fastrack for a Security Clerance, and that is one piece of paper that means a ton in the right parts of the country. The department of Homeland Security is newly formed and growing, and there are literally thousands of small-buisness IT contractors that are always looking for qualified people to place on contracts across the country. Secondly, and most important is your willingess to do what it takes to get your foot in the door. In my case, with a 4 year degree in Computer Engineering and over two years experience, I took a job installing ethernet cable for $10 an hour from a temp agency just to pay my bills. I took it with the hope that maybe I would get some face time with someone who could give me a *real* job. Well, my a week into job I approached the manager with my resume in hand and two days later I had an offer for a SysAdmin position. Don't be afraid to get your hands dirty if it offers you the chance to seperate yourself from the crowd. Nothing will take you farther than a little bit of face time.

  152. Any suggestions, Huh. by broody · · Score: 1

    I would not bother with the certification. I would change your job hunting methodolgy. It obviously is not working.

    Befriend Recruiters. How? Refer them to quality candidates for jobs they post that you choose not to pursue. Respond quickly, professionally and briefly to jobs that do not meet your job search criteria.

    Identify key employers. Research specific companies, preferably ones in which have contacts or even acquaintances. Do not ask for a job or a referral rather let someone offer. The most valuable knowledge comes from understanding a company's current prospects, customers, and hiring methodologies. Pursue leads and new contracts agressively.

    Stockpile industry standard tests, essay answers, and cover letter templates to cover common questions from recruiters and employers. By having these resources at your fingertips you can respond faster, stronger, and more effectively than the typical applicant.

    Dress wealthy and look comfortable in fashionable, high quality business attire. If it were me, I would find a wool blue pinstripe and a wrinkle free, trim fit white spread color shirt with a subtle blue stripe, and match it with a blue striped tie. If it is a casual company, take off the tie and wear it open collar. Be sure to have a real undershirt and don't go wild with unbuttoning the buttons. Wear a quality shoe.

    Interview regularly, even if you must go to interviews for jobs you would never accept. However, do not interview unless you are serious with jobs that you are referred to by recruiters or colleagues.

    Verify your references. The amount of time you have spent looking may be due to a poor reference hurting you.

    Reach out to the local technical community. Spend time in as many user groups as you can. Never pester people about jobs. Express interest, enthusiasm, do people favors, and let the job take care of itself. After establishing a bond it is fine to mention you are looking but do not treat user groups as career fairs.

    Study sales techniques. Your job hunting skills are selling a product: you. Read and re-read "What Color is Your Parachute?", spend time with books on selling to prospects. Master the craft of job hunting, in this world; it will have more value than a certification.

    You get the idea.

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  153. Re:Two words for you: "Well" and "Rounded" by SparafucileMan · · Score: 1
    I completely agree. Being well-rounded and able to communicate (IRL!) in extremly important. Let me offer my story for all: I just got hired at a huge-ass company as a programmer/analyst. I also just (as in the summer) got out of a liberal arts college (admitedly, a damn good one) with nothing more than a B.A. in Politics and a minor in math. My GPA sucked at 2.8, which is a guess, because i never payed attention to it. I had written alot of code before and worked as a programmer for my school, but that's all i could put on my resume (putting 'damn good hacker' apparently isn't kosher). My competition, it turned out, was a kid from Carnegie Mellon, B.S. in CS, and a 3.9 GPA. So why did I get hired? Because the kid only knew how to work with computers, and managed to botch the interview by basically saying he wasn't a 'team-player'.

    No-one wants someone with outstanding technical skills (certified, degree-d, or not!) who comes across as either a) someone who can't talk or write well to others b) someone who isn't willing to work with others, or c) only knows the field they will be working in. Technical skills in one particular field is the domain of Ph.D-toting specialists, and those people are a dime a dozen.

    In other words, having good connections and handling yourself well in an interview are the 2 most important parts of landing a job! Everything else is for the birds.

  154. Re:You're wrong by wmspringer · · Score: 1

    Math would be the obvious one. Where I got by BS (University of Colorado) computer science majors were required to minor in mathematics. (Well, you didn't have to request the minor, but you had to take enough math classes that you could get one)

    Another good one would be English. There are many, many people out there who don't know how to write well.

    I belive someone mentioned business; taking a few business classes could be a good way to find out if you're interested in that side of things. If youre planning to go on for a higher degree, it'll help you decide if you want a PhD in computer science or in computer information systems.

    Of course, you could always minor in something totally different - say chemistry or psychology - so you have something to fall back on if you get tired of computers :-)

  155. Drug Testing by dreadlord76 · · Score: 1

    And pray that you don't get a dream job offer from a company that does pre-employment drug testing. Write a good cover letter, have a couple people proof read your resume, drink a beer to relax, sure. As for the weed part, you can smoke as much as you want after you're retired.

  156. Re:well, since you don't have anything else to do. by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

    I can show you the two binders full of class assignments that show the lab troubleshooting experience, but if you dismiss my resume flat out because I have the cert on it, I'll never get to the interview stage and never have the opportunity to show you.

    Oh, and it's a bad idea to hire someone for a networking position that needs to google for his answers. What'll he do if the network is just plain down?

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  157. Re:well, since you don't have anything else to do. by WizardX · · Score: 1

    Are you hiring? (seriously)

  158. Re:well, since you don't have anything else to do. by hdparm · · Score: 1

    RHCE? Cannot replace experience, OK - but shows that person can troubleshoot the system and install more than basic networked environment.

  159. My experience hiring IT professionals. by macguys · · Score: 1

    In my consulting practice, I am sometimes called upon to make recommendations to clients regarding potential IT staffers.

    One client, a large advertising agency in South Florida, uses me from time to time as an recruiting consultant. They have some positions that require an IT pro with both MacOS and Windows capabilities. The candidates are screened by a recruiter. I'm given a list of 10 or so people to interview. I talk to everyone and give the agency a recommendation on who to hire.

    I have a list of questions I've developed that I hope give me some sort of feeling for how well each candidate would do if hired. I usually ask about certifications. In the Windows world, I look at having an appropriate certification as having "stepped up" It doesn't mean that the candidate is any good at server administration, or that they have any experience at it, but it is an indication that the candidate is serious about her/his profession. Certification is just one of the metrics I use, and I've recommended one candidate who wasn't certified. So far I haven't had any candidates who have had any Apple certifications but I believe that will change soon.

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  160. Mod Troll or Flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You pick

  161. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's right. I have a CS degree and a minor in Math with a high GPA and I can't get a job doing anything remotely computer related.

  162. Re:Unlimited frequently is not. by Roydd+McWilson · · Score: 0

    What the fuck are you talking about? CS grad school usually pays (at least at a reasonably good institution), at least in the non-terminal MS/PhD track. The terminal-MS track (sometimes termed MCS) is different. JD students usually don't get payed, but LLM and JSD do (although they are much much rarer).

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  163. Certifications considered harmful by CyberLeader · · Score: 1

    My job entails a lot of recruiting for software developers; for each person that I hire, I probably have to screen through 60-70 resumes and 10 interviews.


    When I see a resume with a lot of certifications on it, I think, "Hmm, this person has a lot of useless certifications, which means that he or she is trying to make up for a lack of a technical degree and/or relevant experience." Sure, there are some people who are actually pretty skilled and have a couple of certifications as well, but the vast majority of those that I interview can't make it past the initial technical screening. They know some specifics about whatever product the certifications cover, but they rarely have the broader analytical and problem-solving skills needed to survive in the real world.


    At best, a certification shows me a person who is willing to work to improve himself or herself. At worst, it shows me someone who is missing the forest for the trees - someone who thinks that a bunch of initials after your name is more valuable than actually learning something. In the absence of other positive things on the resume, I'll pass.


    Based on my own experience, I offer these tips:


    • Put the time into a nicely formatted, clean, concise, one page resume. Nothing kills a candidate faster than a bad resume. Work experience first, specific skills second, education and certifications third, awards and interests last. Drop the objective statement or summary unless you need to fill up some space.
    • If you don't have a degree, start an accredited four year degree program, even if you can only afford a couple of credits a year.
    • If you're unemployed or underemployed, run your own mini-business strictly for the purpose of learning some things and putting it on your resume. Set up a Linux box from scratch, write an experimental program you can demo, write a short article about some weird technical thing you learned about while putzing around with a router. I'm much more impressed by somebody who set up his own Linux box and fought through a couple of glitches than I am by any certification that begins with a "Microsoft Certified..."
    • If you're in one of the more commoditized areas like network administrator, generic VB programmer, web designer, etc., recognize that the market is still a bit ugly, and that creativity and coming across as "yes, I can do that, even if I have to learn a bit to make it happen" will serve you well. Despite the gloomy predictions all of IT is not about to go to India, so if you enjoy that sort of work keep pounding at it until you get what you want.

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    Software Shouldn't Suck

    E-mail: frank at jacquette dot spamless com (remove the spamless!)

  164. Re:You're wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why did this guy's post get modded down? He's got a good point. You are going to have a hard time finding a job if your skills consist of plugging in routers. But if you are a skilled and experienced programmer, you shouldn't have a problem getting a job. Especially if you are willing to relocate.

    Pursuing a CS degree opens up TONS of internship/parttime jobs for you. That will build up experience and allow you to have a decent looking resume. Also there are design projects, and Professors research projects which will allow you to get experience and make contacts in the field.

    Once again. a skilled programmer WILL BE ABLE TO FIND A JOB. A great way to START is to get that CS degree.

  165. Re:Two words for you: "Well" and "Rounded" by ErikZ · · Score: 1

    What good is that when you can't get hired on as a technician?

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  166. Listen to what the marketplace is telling you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The marketplace is telling you that it doesn't want technical people. Why don't you listen to it? Getting all those certifications was a big waste of time, why are you even considering getting more pointless certifications?

    Think outside the box. Look for courses which would qualify you for jobs where you might be able to make a living. Selling real estate, for example. Use your imagination. Don't repeat the same old pointless behavior that failed in the past.

  167. work at McDonalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or wash cars , or even better , get a field job
    and pick some tobacco cause most of the high tech
    jobs have gone the way of India.
    These guys have Phd in the stuff.

    You better realize that with your American Education
    you aint getting anywhere in this Global World.

  168. time to get a Phd like the Indians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with the American education you got,
    youll need alot more than certification.

  169. Security Clearance by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    In the U.S? Get a security clearance. You will never be out of a job again.

  170. Fooled you!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    In this kind of job market, a paper network technician is worth less than what you payed for it... When there are tons of people with lots of good, valid, relevent experience, all the paper (degress and certs) in the world isn't going to get you a job in the face of some guy who has NO degree, NO certs, but 15 years working on networks...

    Of course, those people actually worked their way up to where they are now, didn't try and short cut their education by getting certs... they actually went out and DID it, so my question to you is, are you in it for the paycheck, or in it for the technology... if your in it for the paycheck, you will ALWAYS loose to someone who is happy to get paid to do something they would pay to do...

  171. Re:Vote Democratic, The Economy Improves Consistan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This MUST be a joke, right? Economy laggs several years behind administrations... always has, always will...

    I have news for you: COMMON PEOPLE DON'T GROW THE ECONOMY. 'Common' people want someone else to put in 80 hours a week, so they can punch the clock, and not have to think about work the rest of the time... COMMON people don't want the responsibility of keeping hundreds of people on their payroll...

    Hence, UNCOMMON people (entrepanurial types, you know, the EVIL businessmen) who create jobs and wealth for themselves, must be supported to see any real increase in the value of our economy.

    Simply redistributing the wealth via government will only insure that:
    1) the Economy contracts (due to the fact you are imposing a consistent loss on it becuase of government overhead AND that fewer people have an incentive to start a business, because they get the holy bee-jeezes taxed out of them to redistribute the supposed wealth they now have!)

    Deficit spending is a proven way of jump starting a stalled economy, as it allows the government to purchase things on 'credit'.

    It would be amazingly simple to shuffle the books the way the clintons did to make it appear that the government was opperating at a profit! (wait a minute, profit is EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!) After all, when you are using the numbers of all those corrupt companys that just went bankrupt to project your tax revenue, it is stupid easy to say 'we have more money comming in than we are spending'...

    Excersice some common sense.. don't buy into the hype from BOTH sides... Bush is doing what very little he can to inject some life into our economy, and it is working, but don't be fooled into thinking anything the president does matters to the economy. He just gets to take credit for it.

  172. My personal experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I wouldn't do it.

    I'm A+, Net+, MCSE(NT4), Dell Tech Cert(all 4)...

    My former employer invested quite a bit in a migration strategy fron NT4 to Server 2000/2003, a project that I spearheaded. I probably know just as much about 2000/2003 than any other certified tech.

    Point is, I could get 2003 certified easily if I wanted to.

    But I won't.

    Why?

    I'm sick of the field. I'm sick of having to recertify every product generation, which sometimes equals once a year. I'm sick of my life's work revolving around the the act of supporting someone elses software. I'm sick of being in a field where we are ultimately ruled by the ignorant management class.

    The industry rules us, software vendors rule us, ignorant management rules us, etc, etc.... I'm sick of it all.

    I'm so sick of it all that I've gone back to college to change fields. I'm hoping to be a physics major. Fuck IT.

  173. Re:well, since you don't have anything else to do. by Flower · · Score: 1
    But your resume would reflect that. Or at least it should. If you put in two years of coursework that needs to go under your education. Otherwise no prospective employer is going to have a clue about the effort you've put in towards developing your skills. A cert is just there to indicate that the vendor thinks you won't break the system by doing a specific task under criteria X. Whether an employer believes that? Well we obviously know Lumpy doesn't.

    I'll put my CCNA at the bottom of my resume to get past the gatekeeper but the fact that I've worked with Cisco switches and routers for five years is up at the top.

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    I don't want knowledge. I want certainty. - Law, David Bowie
  174. I Have a suggestion by redog · · Score: 1

    Sorry to be a troll and -1 me if you must but my suggestion to the poster is:

    RE-Certify & if you think you have even the slightest dissadvantage at getting the position lie like a dog during the interview and on your resume if you must.

    Learn the job requirements and go through the R&D in your spare time up untill the interview and you will sound like you have been up to speed with current tech in and outside of cisco.

    Hire a consultant (preferbably an extensively experianced software analyst with ADHD) to give you a rundown of current enterprise solutions for several possible scenerios that each job your eyeing might have.

    Do this to give an impression that you fit that you won't need much training, get your foot deep in the door and make friends. LEARN LEARN LEARN and work your ass off.
    Low expetations and a nice resume work.

  175. It does not really mater by thype · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I lost all of my CISCO certification in October. I have been way to busy to take the test, and could really give two shites. I work on networking equipment everyday. I already proved I can be certified, as I was. Why keep it up to date, unless you are talking years later.

    When we hire someone, we never take certification as the be all of what someone is technically capable of. I know many people with MS, LINUX, CISCO, etc certification. They know nothing. What they do kn ow is how to study and take a test. 2 years later and they are still not that good. Do to that, they are alwats lookinh for a job.

    I would keep up the the technology and changes, and wait down the road to waste the money. Unless someone is going to pay and, and all bills, to get recertified.

  176. No, they are not always hiring. by Tangurena · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Having spent 11 of the last 13 months unemployed, I can tell you that WalMart is not hiring folks over 25. At least the stores near where I live in Denver. The only folks hired were teens and low 20s. I would much rather push shopping carts back into the store, or stock shelves, than sit on my couch, waiting for an interview, or waiting for the unemployment check to arrive. Every IT job I do get an interview for has 200-1000 other resumes that I competed with, and I usually end up in the top 20 of them all. How does the saying go? Second place is only the first loser?

    My advice to the original poster is to let the certs expire. Nursing your remaining cash is far more important. There were too many idiots that paid $5k-$10k for some Boot Camp where they were spoon fed the answers to the cert exams. That burnt most employers out on certifications.

  177. It's not what you can do.... It's who you know. by BenjiTheGreat98 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think this is a true statement, however unfair or bad you think it is. I got my current job because my dad was friends with the director of human resources of where I work (same church). So I got my foot in the door there. He didn't just give me the job, but with out that contact I probably wouldn't have been considered. I was contacted by a family friend about my next job opportunity. He also went to our church and was president of a company. They were looking, but I like where I was more. So really most of my opportunities and even side jobs are because of family friends, church members or people I've known.

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  178. New job prospects by t0ny · · Score: 1
    Repeat after me: "Would you like fries with that?"

    Otherwise, get re-certified. I think too many people act like schooling or certification is a video game, and they keep score with framable pieces of paper. Its not about having a degree or cert, its about learning something. If you dont like what you are learning, maybe you are in the wrong field. You can always train for a new field; it may not pay as well as your old career (at first, anyway), but having computer skills can be used as an added bonus, kind of like speaking another language. Since a lot of companies dont actually hire IT staff, having somebody on-hand who can do so really wont hurt your prospects of winning out against other people going for the same, non-IT related, job.

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  179. how about resume selection? by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 2

    How about the first step of recruitment: resume selection? How do you go about doing that? Who selects the candidates: you or HR? I think a lot of people with problems, including me, get stuck on the first step. We don't even get selected for interviews. Once you get an interview, then it isn't a big deal. You either know it or you don't. I always find the first step the most difficult. I'm sure many others here feel the same way.

    Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    1. Re:how about resume selection? by danielsfca2 · · Score: 1

      Very true. I have a perfect record with respect to interviews. Every time I get an interview, I get the job. Getting the interview is the hard part.

    2. Re:how about resume selection? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1


      Well, in our company one of the managers (non-technical) gets the resumes, but I usually wander in, read the pile, and toss 'em into "maybe" and "noway" piles. :)

      I particularly liked one resume, that looked like the guy not only invented the Internet, but he invented programming too. It read almost like the guys with experience with Linux since 1980, or with Cisco since 1965.

      huh? Oh. ya {crumple}

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  180. Static damage used to cost GM millions. by Tangurena · · Score: 1
    When I worked for Delco Electronics (now called Delphi), electrostatic discharge during manufacturing cost more than $5 million per year until it was cut out by using wrist straps and grounding. ESD damage would also cause intermittant failures that would come and go for a while before the chip died permanently. How many things get blamed on software failures when they are a faulty ram cell damaged by ESD?

    If you can feel the tingle/shock, thats 100-300 volts (or more). If you can see the shock, you are looking at more than 1000 volts. Some chips can be damaged by 30 volts of static. Designers try to make them resistant to much higher voltages, but doing that conflicts with speed considerations.

    1. Re:Static damage used to cost GM millions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I call bullshit.

      1. The breakdown voltage of air is 30kV/cm (If I remember right - the actual number is not so important here). So if you can "see the shock", then it's not only a question of voltage, but also of distance.

      2. Second, as you go to higher speeds, you have to deal with higher voltages in the circuit anyway. The voltage across an inductor is L*di/dt. So if your current is switching faster and faster, you get a bigger voltage spike you have to deal with (at least in motor control, the problem is the voltage across the FETs, which is generally swallowed by diodes which can handle kilovolts easily before they breakdown).

      3. For the voltages that static causes to components, it basically has to do with the dielectric strength (see air above), since you're probably not touching any leads themselves, just the case. Since this isn't part of the circuit, I don't see how it makes a difference at all, except in the money you want to spend on a better one.

      4. "30 volts of static" doesn't make any sense. I assume you meant "a smaller amount of static charge accumulation than you would think", or something to that effect, but it's indicative that you don't know what you're talking about.

    2. Re:Static damage used to cost GM millions. by Tangurena · · Score: 1
      A 30 volt discharge was sufficient to punch through the oxide layer between the gate electrode and the channel in a J300 fet. 60V would cause a permanent, conducting hole in the oxide layer, shorting the gate to the channel. That fet was the AM front end for all Delco radios from the early 80s to mid 90s. The circuit was basically: antenna connected to impedance matching transformer connected to the gate of the J300. The original protection scheme for the fet was a neon bulb which later investigation found was worthless: in a workbench environment, where the bulb was exposed to light, enough energy was absorbed that the bulb would start to conduct around 20V (remember your "work function" in physics?). When the radio was assembled, the bulb was in the dark and would not start to conduct till around 100V. The bulb was replaced with a diode bridge (2x 1n914 and 2x zener diode). Between ESD protection for all the boards during assembly and the diode bridge, warranty replacement expenses for the J300 went from around $5,000,000 per year to $10,000 per year. Several other components went from being $100,000-ballpark problems to $100/year problems. We used all sorts of tools investigating the problems, including a number of electron microscopes looking for the failures inside the semiconductors. At the time, Delco had the second largest class-100 clean room in the USA, so digging into failed chips was commonly done. Including deliberately blasting brand new semiconductors to try to replicate the damage coming in from the field.

      The funky radio that was in the Chevy Berlinettas and Buick Somersets in the mid 80s was highly susceptable to ESD. One could cause a lockup in the radio by getting into the car with synthetic clothing in the winter time. Scotchguard, which every dealership tried to sell you, only made it worse.

      Shuffle your feet as you walk across the carpet in a darkened room, if you can see the zap as you touch the cat/doorknob, that discharge was over 1kV. Let's presume your figure of 30KV/cm is correct, you can still see milimeter gap discharges.

      The ESD protection circuitry on every lead of a chip can sometimes take up more die space than the rest of the circuit in small and medium integration chips.

      Protection of circuitry from ESD and EMC was a big deal in the 80s. The EMC marketplace was closely tied to the military (EMP and Tempest, you know), and seems to have either gone black (nothing for you, you unsecret person you) or tits up when the cold war fizzled out. ESD is some bastard stepchild that very few EEs want to consider or care about.

  181. Take some responsibility by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

    The president has little to do with your job situation, it more like thirty years of government policy.

    You need to lower your salary expectations or seek a job that matches your skills.

    The economy is a highly cyclical thing. The late 90's were an extreme example of a boom, and basing your expectations for jobs & salary on the late 90's is dumb.

    Exchange rates have little to do with US companies exporting jobs overseas. In fact, China is going to be facing a huge crisis, particularly in real estate as they maintain articifially low exchange rates with the falling dollar.

    India has a massive number of people with great educations who don't need to make $70k/yr to raise a family. Here in the US, huge numbers of college freshmen enter school without the reading or mathematical background to survive a CS, Biology or Engineering program.

    US government policy is centered around handing out pensions to seniors, medical care and building armies to keep our outrageously inefficent society functioning. Blame a generation of american leaders for your plight.

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    Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
  182. talk to them by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Let your potential empoyeers know you will get recertified after you find work. I f they ask why, just tell them you can't aford it until you start working.

    Honest, open, smart, and most people will understand.

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  183. not worth it, in my opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I have never had a cert in my life. I've been gainfully employed as a systems administrator by organizations ranging from 10 people to 130,000 people for 6 years straight and have never been asked why i don't have a certification. I have, however, been told by a few supervisors that certifications mean nothing to them whatsoever. It's all about real life experience. The CS degree will likely help you only if you plan on moving up the ladder to management in a larger company. Certs... blah. Waste of money. Maybe i will get one one day. I still have to use my GI bill for something... might as well not let it go to waste and use it for something that may change the mind of someone who does not share the same views as myself.

  184. Definition of Insanity and the Future CS Skillset by AnthonyZEO · · Score: 1

    OK, this is my first post to Slashdot after years of lurking - go easy on me guys!

    As a previous post said, the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Certifications have not been held in any high regard since the dot bomb boom period - and only then by ignorant/naive investors. You NEED A COLLEGE DEGREE AT THE BARE MINIMUM!

    However, my college degree (class of 2001) is in computer science and I think it will become worthless within the next 5-10 years. No big problem for me since I've got my foot in the door working for a Fortune 100 company. But for those in high school/college now, my advice would have to be FIND A NEW LINE OF WORK!!! I can't stress that enough to anyone that tell me they are majoring in Computer Science or Information Technology of Computer Information Systems or anything related right now. Within the next 5-10 years, I think these skills will be an EXPECTED skillset for any job requiring a college education, be it biology, chemistry, geography, especially any engineering field.

    Why? These are the fields where the real skills and INNOVATION are required. Think about it - anyone can set up a computer network or program in whatever language with the right tutorial, that's why these LOW SKILL jobs are being outsourced, anyone can do them and the people that can do it the cheapest get the job. You can't have a skill set containing only the lowest common denominator and expect to employed because of it unless you're still living in 1999 (in which case, can I use your time machine please?) Unless you are ultra-brilliant in only CS and will be forever employed by IBM/Intel/AMD/Microsoft, please don't waste your time with a straight up vanilla CS/CIS/IT degree. 1999 isn't coming back.

    The money makers of today (and the future) are not those that learn CS for the sake of learning CS, but those that learn CS for the sake of applying it to something greater. What that something greater is is an exercise left up to the reader. I would be very interested to hear what everyone else thinks. (Possibly a future Ask Slashdot?)

  185. Best education? by veddiecow · · Score: 1

    I am looking into transferring schools as my current school has a piss poor tech program. What I want to persue is a career in network engineering. I had thought the best idea was to major in network engineering and concentrate in something else, but someone told me I should think about majoring in something a bit more broad and just to concentrate in network engineering. This would make my job of hunting for schools a lot more easy as even finding a school with network engineering as a major is difficult. What do you think my best option is - NE as a major, or concentration? Also, are technical institutes like Devry or ITT Tech any good?

    1. Re:Best education? by T-Ranger · · Score: 1
      I have no idea how good the education from places like Devry or ITT is. Or, more importantly, how well they are redarded.

      Beware! "Network engineering" at a university might means how to build a newtork with resistors and a soldering iron. Well, actualy how to desigin a network that someone from Devry will build with a soldering iron... You may lean the ins and outs of network theory; CSMA/CD; token passing... But learn ethernet and IP? Likely not.

    2. Re:Best education? by veddiecow · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the reply.

      Actually, computer engineering is more along the lines of developing the hardware. Network engineering does indeed go into the topologies and devices (routers, switches etc) that go into designing a network.

      The one networking class that I've taken did go into CSMA/CD and token passing, as well as IP. We actually spent quite a bit of time on TCP/IP, but nowhere near the depth that I could get into in a 4-year program where there are a couple classes specifically devoted to it.

  186. Re:well, since you don't have anything else to do. by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

    What you said originally and what you are saying now are different. Originally you said you won't hire anyone with certification. Now you are saying that you don't care about certification. They are two different things. I think you mean the latter and you probably didn't mean to say the original...

    Sivaram Velauthapillai

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  187. my perception by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    There are two kinds of skills which employers look for: knowledge and (inductive || deductive) logic.

    Knowledge is nice, and that's what the certs prove that you have. However, knowledge is useless - as the failed dotcom industry proves. Certified folks without logic are just apes with a pedigree.

    Logic is just like any other skill: it can be learned, contrary to popular belief. People can learn how to deduce and think. If such a thing were not leranable, then there would be no means to become logical, for anyone, since it is not something that is genetically inherrited.

    College is supposed to be a vehicle through which reasoning/logic is instilled into the minds of students; however, this isn't often the case nowadays, since most colleges/universities are borderline worthless. From what I recall of Mensa, joining up there might be a good idea - IIRC, they're mainly just a group of people that are able to solve problems.

    For those that don't know what logic is (and there are a lot of you, rest assured), it is essentially the ability to problem solve. Being mathematically inclined does not mean you are logical, as maths only use a subset of the logic required to solve problems. (This illustrates the value of things like 'word problems' in elementary/secondary school math books.) Problem solving involves looking at the boarder picture of things. Inductive reasoning is drawing a general conclusion from the facts available (aka, most term papers), while deductive reasoning is more pointed, and is done by drawing on general principles to reach a conclusion that is (not necessarily) true.

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  188. Seems to me, learn what an isp needs to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and one will get hired by an isp.

    Seems pretty simple. Worked for me.
    After all, the internet is made up of ISPs.

  189. i'm not so sure about this by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    a great deal of the people who work at the local walmarts(saskatchewan, canada) i'd say have to be over 65. some look 80. which is sad...i mean, working at walmart is in my opinion a lower place than being stuck in a old folks/retirement home.
    welcome, my freind, to the new wild west. work or fucking die, shall be the continuing mantra... without unions to let our elders at least have their tired and useless hands lay idle, we are doomed to follow their fate or worse, working until our grave.
    what's my solution? Work hard. mabye not for Wal-Mart, but put a zeal into everything you do. line your veins with caffeine. do provigil, ritalin, or whatever you need to get through the night. burn your body and be prepared at all times to commit suicide. sooner or later powers greater than you and i are going to want us for our meat... don't let them continue this. look into ways to defeat them in the long run. debate rationally, and encourage rational debate.

    are you sure there's nothing in your past that would provide are you communist? socialist? liberal? homosexual? democrat? have you ever suggested committing of a terrorist act? don't bother to awnser, but consider it. i mean, i at least can blame a few weeks of my unemployment on my 'terrorist' status... (who wants to hire a terrorist?).

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    1. Re:i'm not so sure about this by Otter · · Score: 1

      My grandfather unloaded trucks until the Teamsters forced him to accept retirement. He sat around for a month, got bored, found a job making jewelry and did that until his health finally collapsed entirely. I'm sure many of the older folks in those stores have the same attitude -- they're proud to work and be of value and wouldn't know what to do otherwise.

  190. Certs do matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, so i read through and lots of people say certifications don't matter, many places don't require any certs at all. Well think of it this way. Say you find an add in the paper for a decent networking job and it doesn't have any certification requirements. so you submit your application. OK so they dont require any certs but what happens when two other people apply that do have certs. Why hire the guy without them? why even interview him? The other two applicants are obviously more qualified, they've got an MCSA to prove it. So when you look at it that way. Certifications definitly matter.

  191. Zen and the Art of Router Maintenance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although I don't believe this is currently true,
    the CCIE lab exam (at least when I took it)
    really stressed troubleshooting: you set up
    a network made up of various protocols
    (Frame Relay, ISDN, etc...) and then the
    examiner broke quite a number of things
    in your network. This meant that you had to
    fix a certain percentage of these problems
    in order to pass the test. I failed the first try
    (but passed the second try). You actually
    couldn't move to the troubleshooting phase
    until you had correctly set up a specific portion
    of the network setup phase.

    My point is that some certifications are valuable
    (depending on where you want to work) because
    potential employers know you can troubleshoot network
    problems (this used to true for the CCIE...not sure
    any more...since I only recertify every two years
    with a written test). The ability to troubleshoot
    a problem is very valuable skill. Sadly lacking in
    many new hires. They simply throw up their arms
    at the first sign of trouble....I really think there are
    two kinds of people in the world (paraphrasing
    something from "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle
    Maintenance": those that are willing to ping and
    traceroute and those that don't.

    I think that a CCIE may get your foot inside the
    door in many companies. The trouble is that you
    may need to move.

  192. Re:But expenses to get initially empployed are not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fortunatly, IT is pretty much ubiquitious across all fields at one level or another.

  193. Re:well, since you don't have anything else to do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You not hiring anyone who is certified is bullshit.

    I have 6+ years of what I do and you aren't going to hire me because I have one cert? With a closed minded attitude like that I'm glad I don't work for you.

  194. Re:Newsflash (true story) by saitoh · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine went on to graduate school this summer, and his parting peice of advice was "A professor once told me that over 80% of the great jobs right out of college are by people who know people, not by credentials alone, and I believe it now". He went to grad school not because he really wanted to, but because at the time when he left, we didnt know anyone. Times have changed in one semester, but the advice rings true.

    I sat in on a dinner party with people from IBM, Apple, and other companies and colleges one evening (it was after a Tech Fair that I helped put on). The discussion was about why college students download MP3s. I gave a few wise-sounding remarks, everyone nodded and agreed. Three days later I was contacted by the head of the IT department from the large university that was present. The email was favorable and asked for further information about the topics that we discussed as a group earlier that week. I replied that I could put on a presentation for their deparment and a month later did.

    I found out as I walked up to the building to give my spiel that they werent interested in me coming to talk about mp3s or anything. They wanted me to see their staff and what they did. It was a job interview in disguise (and I recieved another email when I got home asking if I wanted a possition under the manager).

    Its an example, but its a real one. I'm only a sophmore now, but I've been noticed, and people pay attention to me, so I'll believe it when someone says "its all in who you know and who knows you..."

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  195. Thoughts: by Minupla · · Score: 1

    I have been doing the IT thing for 10+ years. I'm currently employed, in spite of all the slashes in the IT undustry currently. I have one certification (in an obscure high end network managment system used by carriers) that is irrelivent to my current position, and a couple of years of college (they didn't tech networking when I went to college, so I learned to program in COBOL... guess why I bailed :)).

    I've also done a couple of tech/managment split positions where I hired people in the past. It didn't matter what letters you had after your name, when you got to my desk you got to explain the difference between an interior and an exterior routing protocol (You'd be suprised how many couldn't... or maybe you wouldn't :)), and a small set of questions, including some "Tell me what's wrong with this config" ones. My favorate was the day I had a dead NT machine and pointed my applicant at it. They looked at the "press ctl-alt-delete to login" screen and froze. "Ctl-alt-delete reboots the computer, it doesn't log in!" Oops. MCSE you say... uh-huh...

    The only cert that will hold any water if I'm doing the interview is CCIE, if you put your number on your resume. And that will just mean that we'll skip the "What's the difference between an interior and external routing protocol" question and skip right to the "how do you set the speed of a null modem connection on a cisco serial port and which cord do you set it on" set of questions.

    Don't get me wrong, I've delt with some fine people with various certifications, but just because you can put the letters on your resume doesn't mean I'm going to assume you have the chops till you prove it. Mind you, just because you have the chops in an interview doesn't mean you're not gonna freeze when the BGP table starts to eat its own table on the production network, but it's a start :)

    Min

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  196. If you think you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you think that youre going to pass your ccie lab exam, go for it. Id take that over a cs degree. it all depends on if you like what you're doing.

    -humboldt

  197. All about the Interview by PbF00T · · Score: 1

    As a hiring director, I recently had a great big pile of resumes on my desk. My preconceived idea of an ideal candidate for a "all arounder admin" was a Math or Physics major, with a passion for computers and hobbies that involve playing with computers, gadgets, etc. Military experience a plus. Certifications mean nothing to me.

    After weeks of interviews, some lasting hours, with people with piles of certs and degrees, I ended up hiring a guy pretty much on the spot after a five minute interview. No college, no certs, ex-military and he had a clear passion for computers and problem solving, documented experience and solid references (not friends).

    Plain and simple, his resume and interview demostrated a clear knowledge that an IT job is about problem solving.

    The two best things to be able to do in this business are:

    1. Know how to ask a good question

    2. Know what you don't know and know where to look it up.

    Far as I know, they don't teach that in Certification Boot camps.

    FWIW - the guy I hired is a key member of the team after only eight weeks on the job.

  198. huh. by johram · · Score: 1

    Those ITT Tech adverts promise that once I graduate I'll be entering a booming job market. Oh and I won't have to live from paycheck to paycheck.

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  199. how many jobs have you applied for ? by sir_cello · · Score: 1


    It can take a long time: couple of hundred interviews even. We're not in dot.com anymore so you need to reset your expectations.

    Unless you can see that a certain type of technology is in demand, and thus getting a certification will help, don't bother. Make it clear that as with previous experience, you're dynamic enough to take on the work, and certify on your own (part time): prospective employer is going to like that.

  200. Certification=Profit for certifier, not much else by smoon · · Score: 1

    Sounds like Cisco, Nortel, book publishers, and testing centers made a few bucks on the deal.

    You, on the other hand, are left with zero exerpience and a lot of soon-forgotten theoretical knowledge based on fictional networks used by fictional organizations.

    I recently had an interview candidate who had (literally) 30-40 certifications, but 'friends of friends' informed me that he was an arrogant ass who couldn't work with anyone else. It didn't matter much because he had no clue. Too much time spent in the testing center, not enough in the data center.

    If you really want to prove your networking mettle, then write a BGP routing package for OpenBSD, or some other OS. You'll learn a lot more at the fundamental level and have a nice line item on your resume.

    Can't write code? How about finding someone -- anyone -- YMCA, local school, red cross office, library, etc. who will let you change an old PC into a Linux/BSD/whatever firewall. Do it for free and for the line item on the resume. Do a couple more. If you're collecting unenployment, just consider it an investment in 'training' since that sort of experience is a heck of a lot more valuable to an employer than yet-another-IT-certification. An added bonus is that although these organizations usually have zero money, you would be working with the head of the office who would report this sort of thing at the board meeting. Guess who sits on the board? -- Prominent local business leaders. Holy crap -- networking in the human sense at the same time. If you're lucky you'll get asked to present your idea directly to the board. Nothing gets you more 'in the door' than having a VP ask the HR director to get you an interview because you seem like a nice guy...

    Let your certs expire -- you can always claim 'former CC-whatever' and employers shouldn't care since (lets face it) TCPIP routing, and the Cisco user interface, hasn't changed all that much in the past few years. If certifications haven't opened the door for you yet (and they usually don't) then they are unlikely to magically open it next week or next year.

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  201. Now I'm a little Nervous...Any suggestions??? by misterarizona · · Score: 1

    I just started going to school at Northern Arizona University in Flagstaff as a CIS major. I was wondering if anyone had ideas of whether I would be better off continuing my studies towards a four-year degree or should I just try for certifications??? The fact that I'm 29 years old with a family and only a freshman is making me want to finish quickly, but is the problem with finding IT jobs widespread or is it localized to certain areas??? I sure would like some advice on this. I'm borrowing too much money to go to this school anyway...

  202. Healthcare by nycsubway · · Score: 1

    Actually, healthcare professionals are in demand now. Nurses (RNs) and nurse assistants (CNAs) are in demand, as are nursing instructors. Even EMTs are in demand.

    It is much easier to find a job as a healthcare professional than to find a job as an engineer in computer science.

  203. Re:You're wrong by gobbo · · Score: 1
    If your into Design Patterns.... go for a minor in English

    ROTFL! That sounds like wistful advice, maybe some 20/20 hindsight?

    The contraction of 'you' and 'are' is 'you're'--please tell me you didn't get a degree in reading and writing! I'm already an incorrigible cynic about the educational system.

  204. Re:You're wrong by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

    LOL, yep I have been tech all the way. Now that I'm looking at getting a masters, I'm probably going to do something other than tech to address my weak areas(MBA possibly).

    With that said, I actually have seen my writing skills decrease by playing MMOs. In order to keep typing to a minimum I find myself shortening words in every way possible(you're/your/ur).

    I do triple read everything that I write for professional purposes to make sure the mistake you pointed out doesn't slip through. WTH, this is /. though :p

  205. Re:You're wrong by ciggieposeur · · Score: 2, Informative

    But don't speak for all CS majors; this one is doing just fine.

    My work history is similar. I co-op'd in 05/99, graduated in 05/00, and became a *very good* developer since then inside IBM. I had consistent raises, and was making 50% more than my starting salary and kept working hard right on through the DotBomb as my friends exhausted their unemployment; my final salary was equivalent to a ChemE with twice my work experience (I know one, we compared). My layoff was due entirely to a personal beef with my last micro-manager. I had two other managers ready to pick me back up but I decided to accept the generous severance package. I know I could get another (good) job with my skillset, and could probably even last a good 10-15 years.

    But.

    Let's talk about what grown-up industries do, like mechanical, civil, and chemical engineering. Student chapters exist at all the universities, *big* corporations commit lots of money not only on college recruiting but also internships, luncheons, and raising awareness. At my local school for ChemE, $20 dues in AIChE gets you access to 12 luncheons/year with some really big names. You get your money back on the first meal, actually. Then there are several national design competitions that you can get to for about $100+food (the corporate sponsors cover the hotel, dues, and most of the flight). And inside the school, there's always a strong bond between upperclass students tutoring the freshman/sophmores.

    All this is for *undergraduate students* who can still drop out anytime! I've *never* seen that kind of attention devoted to the fields of software design, development, or engineering. Nor have any of my Old Skool IBM friends. Some were around doing real work on the mainframes through the 80's, others have worked with HP and Sun. (No DECers alas.)

    To continue though, the grown-up industries have annual salary surveys, work satisfaction reports, employer critiques, and research opportunities galore. Computer Science has ACM (which has been *dead* on most of the campuses I've been to), a big taboo inside the industry for discussing wages, terrible overtime compensation, and hardly any big-dollar *software* research outside the games sub-industry, Los Alamos, and a handful of universities. (Hardware research is still funded, but those are Computer Engineering/Electrical Engineering degrees.)

    This is what I mean by grown-up industry. If you lost your job right now, you'd be tossed into a pool of business and communications majors looking for work, and you'd really have no place to start in the well-established job search circles. Your local unemployment office might not even have a job title that matches your skills. Software architect? Software engineer? Network troubleshooter? System administrator? When you apply for a job, your technical skills would have to match *very closely* to it's listed requirements to get an interview. And I do mean CLOSE: like "JSP" instead of "JavaServer Pages" because it's a wildcard filter. And you can ask your friends for help, but between July and December no one is hiring full-time so networking won't get you far.

    OTOH, if my brother (who is a ChemE) lost his job, he would have places to go. Employers routinely post their engineering positions to AIChE's site, the unemployment office would know how to place him, and if all else fails he could just apply for those government positions that require a Professional Engineering license. (Note: license, not certification: it takes five years understudy and a battery of tests to get it.)

    I don't see Computer Science ever reaching this point. Which is a real shame, because there's plenty for us to do before we have Star Trek-like AI. Instead, companies are abandoning the CS major via outsourcing just at the moment they should be pushing for it to get past adolescence. We could see a university program offer students a rigorous education in creating quality production-ready code ("Software Engineering") in any lan

  206. Online Degrees by ThomK · · Score: 1

    One thing nobody is talking about(and a another possible 'ask slashdot' article) is what about online CS degrees (or any for that matter). It seems to me a lot of (accredited)online universities have come a long way in the last few years. Not to mention brick and mortar universities offering online degrees. Has anyone gone through this type of program? I'd be very interested to hear your experience, as well as any scoffs you may have had by a potential employer..

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  207. As both an interviewer and interviewee... by adturner · · Score: 1

    First let me clarify a few things:
    1) I've been working in the computer field (first IT then engineering) since '93.
    2) I never finished college (changed majors 3 times in 6 years).
    3) I have a resume that a lot of people would kill for.
    4) I got one certification (Novell CNE 3.x way back in '95) which I never renewed.
    5) I interview well. I've people think I had a masters during the interview process until I mention I didn't finish my BS.
    6) I got lucky- I was able to get a lot of my experiance during the .com boom when experiance wasn't important. People just now starting out are going to have it A LOT harder then I did.

    So what I've learned when I interview and when I interview others is:
    1) If you have a lot of *relvant* experiance, I/they don't care if you have a degree or certification. Real world experiance trumps all.
    2) Certifications are tie-breakers... just shows one person is a little more serious then the other. I've met too many paper CNE's, MCSE's, etc to count them as actually "useful". The CCIE is about the only certification that I and many people count as useful.
    3) Don't write "expert in XXXX" unless you are one. When I see the word "expert" in a topic I know pretty well, that's where I go first with the hard questions. I've had people tell me they're an expert in TCP/IP and couldn't tell me all the flags and their meanings in a TCP header. Since I had the free time, I spent the next hour trying to make him cry. (Yes, I can be an asshole. :)
    4) Illustrating in some manner that you do a good job of learning on the job and picking up new things is critical.
    5) A lot of people/companies won't even bother to interview someone without a degree or certification right now because there are so many people trying for the same position- they are in effect using it as a means to reduce the number of resumes they have to look out.
    6) If you get an interview, ASK SOME QUESTIONS! Do a little research about the company and ask intelligent, thoughtful questions which show you did some research.
    7) If someone asks you an open ended question or where they ask you a question designed to see how you think, ask questions to narrow down the question.
    8) In this job market if you don't have experiance, look at temp agencies for work. It'll be crappy work, but finding FTE w/o it is nearly impossible since you're competing against people who do have it.
    9) Find ways to stand out in the crowd. You need to find something to put on your resume that nobody else will have.

  208. your problem is your name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you think an HR kid is gonna attempt to pick up the phone and pronounce "Sivaram Velauthapillai" to call you in for an interview? Hundred bucks says your resume gets tossed to the trash just for this reason.
    Your new name is Sammy Smith.

    1. Re:your problem is your name by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      Who is Sammy Smith? Anyone famous? Or did you just make it up? Sounds familiar--maybe from some movie? Sounds like the name of a mob hitman lol :)

      I think you meant it as a joke but it actually happened to me. Some people have told me to simplify my name (by truncating it eg. Sivaram-> Ram; all my friends call me Ram so it isn't a big deal). Being unemployed it is an attractive move (I'm desperate after all). However I'm not going to do it. I don't want to change my name just because someone can't pronounce it. That's the name from my heritage and I'm not changing it. If someone has a problem they should learn to pronounce at best as they can (you can't pronounce the name exactly anyway, since English spelling is only an approximation). That's my principle: if someone doesn't want me because of my name, well, I don't want them either. Naive and idiotic perhaps; but very principled :) If you lose your principle, what have you left?

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    2. Re:your problem is your name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does principle taste good with salt on it?

  209. Hey Remember when?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I started in unix in 1984.
    I was a CERTIFIED SCO Instructor (1990ish).
    If I kept my certification current what would I do now?? (DARL are you listening???)

    The certification is a COMPANY CERTIFICATION.

    The College Degree, is independent of any company and lasts until you die. Even if the college goes bust.

    And when the company goes bust??

    SO, my personal questions/problems- Should I get recertified with:
    1. My "DENNIS FASTOW ENRON ACCOUNTING" Level I CERTIFICATION.
    2. My Dennis Kozlowski CEO "How to loot a company"" SILVER certification.
    3. My Bernie Ebbers "How to turn a company into an 'overnight wonder' using dubious business models and send it crashing into the ground." gold Certification.

    OFF-TOPIC: The strong>CERTIFIED SCO Instructor Shirt is for sale...

  210. Another Idea by nkingcade · · Score: 1

    I went the other way. I did the UNIX/LINUX thing and the Microsoft thing. This along with various enterprise projects for a local firm.

    This is what you need to understand. We have just gone through a major business downturn. That means everyone, including and especially cost center personnel (us) will find it hard to find jobs.

    This is what I would suggest. More than likely you are trying to decide without talking with those in the industry. Find the managers that are hiring and ask WHO they are hiring. Second, I would suggest you find an operating system, and become a specialist. Spend you cert dollars doing that. It is my impression that the world of the next two years is going to belong to those who have specialized skills.

    Hope this helps.

  211. The Best Certification These Days? by markbark · · Score: 1

    A TS or higher clearence.

    geek + pulse + clearence = job

    Scary but true.

  212. Cover Letter by iosdaemon · · Score: 1
    The Cover Letter is as important as any other piece of paper (Certs, Degree, etc), maybe more. I have no formal training to this day, but started a contract IT company from scratch in 97. After joining a couple of business networking groups, I have made about 38k a year - part time. When you get out there and sell yourself for contracts, it's all about what you can accomplish. I have never been asked for certs or degree's in the contract biz.

    I recently decided to seek IT "employment" and obtained my first interview after sending out over 100 resumes. I continually revised the cover letter to its current perfection, listing my contract referrences to prove I can "accomplish". This is what got me the interview.

    Certs & degree's, I'll spend my money elsewhere, I don't want a government job anyway (been there).

  213. What the hell? by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    I have my resume on Monster and various others. As well as on the web. Either my resume sucks, or I have none of the skills people want.

    1. Re:What the hell? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      I was at what I believe is your web site, http://s87365085.onlinehome.us/, but didn't see any links to your resume. If you make one there, and then change the URL (maybe for just 1 month) to your top level home page that gets put into your slashdot, kuroshin, etc. postings, the search engines will then index you.

    2. Re:What the hell? by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      That site is ( well was) a test site for PHP and stuff. It's part of the 1and1.com's free 3 year deal. I got it three months ago and I am slow transitioning my stuff to it.

      Funny you should mention it, number 13 on my to do list for the week is Add my resume URL to Slashdot sig field. It's just that I have been busy with some other things lately.

  214. paid work != value by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    i'm not sure how that screwed up notion got into your grandfather's head.
    granted, there are plenty of people out there who are happier working, and post-retirement stress of living under different(ie non-work) conditions have killed many people off...and don't get me wrong, if older people *want* to work there's no reason why they shouldn't.
    my grandma's finally getting into the music that she wanted to go into as a teen. my grandpa has all the time in the world to spend working on crafts and whatnot, and my other grandpa&grandma are dead. there is _so_ much more to the world other than work it is
    take europe, for example. i havn't been there...and i probably will never be able to go there. but instead of holding 'work' as something of value holding the experience of a paid europe trip as something of value...would make much more sense.

    but the oncoming forced labour until death, is detestable. and seeing the odd should-have-retired-ten-years-ago still working because they aren't sick enough to qualify for the 5th tier or whatever medical hospital-house (round here, if you cannot go to the bathroom _and_ feed yourself, by yourself.. you) that the local con's are trying to force-privatize even further...makes me sick.

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  215. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Verizon has a standing offer for 120k+
    for certified cisco engineers. I am sure that most cable, and telco's have the same problem, not enough engineers.

    You can't get a network working that you can't connect to. No one (with any sense) is outsourcing CCIE. You need to try Telcos, ISP's and cable companies. Satellite TV may even need them.

  216. Actual cost of recert exam: $125/Other suggest by msmoriarty · · Score: 1

    To recertify your CCNP/CCDP (as well as your CCNA) you only need to pass one exam: 642-891 Composite. This will cost you $125 (or less, if you get a discount voucher online). Considering all the money you invested in the original certs, the price of this one exam plus (possibly) a book and your self-study time may make it worth holding onto them, even if you're not sure of the exact value of the titles to you right now.

    Also, on the issue of a C/S degree, while I agree with others here that they're becoming more important, it all depends on the reality of where you are in life. It's not impossible to get an IT job without a degree, and you have work experience, which is *the* most important factor, so I wonder how much a degree could really do for you, esp. considering how much IT may change in the next four years.

    One thing I noticed is that you have five certifications: A+, CCNA, CCDP, CCNP and Nortel. Do you list all of them on your resume? Part of the reality of certs today is that while HR staff love them because they're easy screeners for resumes, many actual hiring managers (IT dept. head, etc.) may frown on a long list of certificaitons, esp. if they're not matched up with experience -- just too much "paper" stigma going around. What you might want to try is to play with exactly what ones you list on a resume: For example, if it's a lower-level position, list only the A+ and the CCNA, or if it's mid-level, list only the CCNP and Nortel. You can still talk about the other titles in the interview (show that you're constantly learning). Also, make sure your experience comes first on the resume, and certs toward the bottom (if you haven't already) -- that way, they're still there for the HR manager who wants them, yet for HMs that are sensitive to them it doesn't look like you're trying to justify your qualifications via the certs.

  217. Re:You're wrong by n7ytd · · Score: 1

    A lot of your post is dead on.

    We could see a university program offer students a rigorous education in creating quality production-ready code ("Software Engineering") in any language on any platform. But the CS degree remains focused on teaching boolean algebra, digital logic, and assembly language, just like we were creating the microcode layer all over again. Or it targets the PhD with AI classes that still haven't proven their utility outside games. Unix, TCP/IP, SQL, security, data mining, and GUI development are upper class single-semester electives, when they should be the core of the major throughout the first two years.

    I disagree slightly here. I wish I saw more CS emphasis on the basics of how the machines work. I've known way too many CS graduates who can click buttons and configure software, but who do not have clue one about what is going on under the surface of the GUI.
    The reason that a lot of IT can be outsourced is because a lot of IT boils down to "GUI development" and "SQL". This is technician work that can be done by anyone with a reference book. Computer Science is a wholly different animal.

  218. Re:Actual cost of recert exam: $187/Other suggest by msmoriarty · · Score: 1

    Oops! Got the price of the exam wrong. it's actually $187.50 -- slightly more than a standard Cisco exam, but still might be worth it.

  219. When we receive 100's of applications... by jtsoong · · Score: 0

    When my company receives 100's of applications for a couple of jobs, we always throw out 20% choosen randomly.

    Don't want to hire unlucky people..