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  1. Re:here's what the article says on SuSE CEO's Two-Distro World · · Score: 1

    What a dumbass thing to say, it's almost worthy of a SCO executive it's so stupid.

    Say goodbye to Debian, Slackware, Mandrake, etc.

    The SuSe Uberschmuck has spoken!

  2. Re:Degrees? on Ph.Ds in IT - Good or Bad for a Career? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have a (very old) Bachelors in CompSci.
    I've never been asked to prove it.

    I have a Ph.D. in both Comparative linguistics and Paleoanthropology, I've never been able to get a job at either!

    The question to ask now that I'm coming to the end of my working lifetime is, Was it worth while?

    I think that the answer is YES!

  3. Re:maybe 100 years.... on Will Humanoid Robots Take All the Jobs by 2050? · · Score: 1

    Nyet!

    Not half the jobs by 2050, sixty five percent of the low level jobs (service and manufacturing) by 2035/2040.

    Personally I'm waiting for a PDA that looks, smells, feels and tastes like Pam Anderson or Tyra Banks that sells for under $10,000.

  4. Re:It's important now, to act. on SCO Awarded UNIX Copyright Regs, McBride Interview · · Score: 1

    Hello... IBM are you listening?
    Slap `em down HARD!

  5. Re:What's your major malfunction? on Can .NET Really Scale? · · Score: 1, Insightful

    100 users?

    You're kidding right, I've ridden on a bus with more people than that!

    I was a sysadmin at a place that had 300 active user accounts on a RedHat 6.2 machine, a pentium 150 with 160 Megs of RAM and 2-4 Gig HD's.
    It provided the following services.
    SMTP
    POP3
    SSH
    Caching Name Service
    1 MySQL Database
    SMB filesharing.
    HTTP (frontend for the database).

    The machine was made from parts bought at Fry's for a couple of hundred dollars.

    Where are small companies going to get 50K for a machine when they have to lay off people to make the payroll? 50K is the salary of one productive inividual for a year!

  6. Re:The Economics of Empire on The IT Market: Cyclical Downturn or New World Order? · · Score: 0

    In my grandfathers time a streecar motorman could (and did) buy and pay off a brownstone in midtown manhattan. In my fathers time a short order cook could (and did) buy a small house in Center Reach on Long Island. In my time I can buy a house in any part of the USA that has a standard of living low enough to prevent ANY OF THE PEOPLE LIVING THERE from buying a house in that area.

    In the SF Bay Area where I live, and (when I had a job) made 60/70,000 a year you need to make at least $120,000 dollars a year to qualify for a loan to buy a small two bedroom starter home for $450,000 (if you can find one).

    Add in the high cost of health insurance, property taxes, etc.
    and it would seem that the American dream is now more attainable in the "third world".

    This is (of course) the opinion of a VERY bitter middle aged high tech worker who can't even get a job at McDonalds.

  7. "Architecting" on Beyond Software Architecture · · Score: 0

    Is not a word!
    Damn it!

  8. Re:This is giving me the cold sweats on Getting Law Enforcement Action for a Large-Scale Hack? · · Score: 0

    How about using your own caching DNS server behind your firewall?

    Rule of thumb, don't trust anybody!

    Maybe why the gummermint wasn't interested is because they're behind it?

    Was that me talking? I'll shut up!

  9. Re:Japanese buy anything... on One-Thumb Keyboard · · Score: 0

    The BEST accessory for surfing pr0n sites!

  10. Re:Additional Comments on reflection on Have Humans Come Close To Extinction? · · Score: 0

    I think an overlooked factor in your very reasonable hypotheses is that the group(s) in question were already very closely interrelated as small isolated communities are wont to be. A possible scenario would be that the surviving enclave of humanity was mostly in one contiguous area, like the island of Java for instance. let's say that three thousand years previously the original Homo Sapiens arrived in a relatively small group of ninety individuals that then slowly spread out through the available land, You can see that the genetic profile of the islanders would tend to be very uniform.

  11. Re: "TV Broadcast Spectrum " on Putting the TV Broadcast Spectrum to Better Use? · · Score: 0

    More elitist bullshit, a hellofalotta people just can't afford cable or live in places where they can't get it. It figgers that some FCC bitch would make a run at this, think of alll the crooked profits the broadcast industry's pinstriped punks could make out of this!

  12. Re:Google's Cache to this story .. on Barbra Streisand, Miss Vermont, And Your Website · · Score: 0

    Great writing!
    Very quotable!
    Beauty pagents are a thing of the past, get over it!

  13. Re:Older coders welcomed where needed on Job Chances for Older Coders? · · Score: 0

    BS! I am really disgusted by all these young kids saying that there's no "age discrimination" out there, if your over 50 then nine times out of ten you are "overqualified" for everything including shining shoes, babysitting dogs and fast food! I've been going down this road for years now and can cite example after example of irrefutable eveidence of this, example a recuiter calls after seeing profile on Dice, hears an "old man voice" and hangs up, not once but three different recruiters on three different occations.

    I'm about to give up and become a bum, I mean it!
    I'm so fed up with punky little know-nothings that have IT degrees with the ink still wet hwo don't know the capital of the state they live in I could shit!

  14. Re: "On Decorating Your Computer Room?" on On Decorating Your Computer Room? · · Score: 0

    I have a window, I bought some thick black cloth and stapled it over the window to keep out ALL that pesky natural light!

    Other than that, two Gorilla racks full of boxen, three folding tables, monitors, bookcases, a whiteboard, plastic drawer units, papers/paperweights, two printers and a printer stand etc.

  15. Re:There are no bad words, on Buzz Words, Catch Phrases, and Manager Speak? · · Score: 0

    Efforting towards a substantive dialogue whilst architecting an robust infrastructure.

  16. Archetecting on Buzz Words, Catch Phrases, and Manager Speak? · · Score: 0

    Every little puke-brained shit that want's sombody to put together a Lan for their little two for a nickel startup (two hubs a gateway/NAT box and a bunch of patch cables) uses this newspeak neo-word!

    I'm as sick of "Archetecting" as I am of "ERP"!

  17. Mandated Regulation/Certification for Computer Rep on Mandated Regulation/Certification for Computer Repair? · · Score: 0

    That's all we need, more brain-dead civil-servant types poking their inept noses into our business! I'm an old (former) IBM FE (Field Engineer), when we used to work on machines worth more than the GNP of Europe it would have made sense (still does for big iron), now that a "High-end" consumer system costs under $2,000.00 how can you justify it? Your so-called "Top of the line PC" is worthless in two or three years anyway, they've become disposable commodity items like standard TV's or microwave ovens.

  18. What's Keeping You On Windows? on What's Keeping You On Windows? · · Score: 0

    I don't use Windows, and don't let my Opera browser masqurading as MSIE 5.0 fool you, I ONLY run RedHat, Mandraake and Solaris8!

    My wife's machine is Windblows 2000/SP2 `cause of a shitty windows only program she has to run (no it won't run under wine).

    I'd like to see the end of MS as an operating system vendor and have them port their apps to *nix.

  19. Re:quality vs quantity on Re-Tooling Your Skills for the Future? · · Score: 0

    Job requirements (no exceptions):
    A PHD from an Ivy league school.
    Demonstrated and in depth expertese in programs we wrote and nobody else uses. Experience with ERP applications (we don't know what that is but it makes us feel important to ask for it). At least five years experience with Exchange2000 and Active Directory (yes we know that it's 2002, that's why we need a PHD, to help us count).
    Additional skills required (No Exceptions!):
    Cowboy
    President of the United States
    Astronaught
    Brain Surgeon
    Tap dancer
    Master Chef
    Fun at lunch

    Nice to have:
    Ability to spell/read at third grade level
    Knows own name
    Can speak a recognized human language
    bathes regularly
    under 21 years old

  20. Re:What about... on A Look at IRIX 6.5.17 · · Score: 0

    I worked there, R U an id10T?

  21. Re:What about... on A Look at IRIX 6.5.17 · · Score: 0

    At SGI and they're running NT/2000 on the desktop! they "officially" don't support IRIX or Linux "in house". IMHO, IRIX is GREAT if you need a rock solid platform for 32cpu+ machines on MIPS, but for smaller, cheaper -32cpu machines on INTEL, Linux kicks IRIX's ass all over the place.

  22. Re:Well... maybe on Linux Outpacing Macintosh On Desktops · · Score: 0

    The next time you get a new machine.....

    Put in a second HD (about the same size as the first)

    Then mirror your most important partitions (most OS's support software RAID levels 0/1), or the whole disk. RAID 1 is mirroring RAID 0 is striping (don't use 0) if you have an IDE based machine set your second HD as "slave" and if your primary HD fails just move the jumper on the mirror to "master" (after replacing the failed drive and making it "slave")and boot.

  23. Re:Problem is EULA not SP on Is Win2k + SP3 HIPAA Compliant? · · Score: 0

    Ok, I guess I'm dumb but, I for one click "ok" and keep on going regardless of what some philadelphia lawyer (shyster) said (wrote) and then I go about my buisness as usual, I routinely disable anything that Windows might have set up by default and then use a packet sniffer to log output for a day or two to see if I missed anything. after I'm satisfied that there aren't any hidden (paranoia) features, I ghost it as a final image and save it to a hidden partition or disconnected internal HDD or a CDROM taped inside the case. My firewall and proxy take care of the rest. Screw all these stupid little numbfucks like Gates and the horses they rode in on!

  24. Re:Mockery of Christ on Australia Oppresses Jedi · · Score: 0

    If I say it's a religion, then it's a religion, it does'nt matter if you've heard of it or not, as long as i'm not doing live sacrifice or having sex with minors, you and your right-wing bigots and jingoistic tub-thumpers can go fuck yourselves, if I really want to piss off some nosey gummermint beaurocrat, why not write in Jedi?, or Aztec or Roman or Sumerian Phallus worship? You and your "Christian" buddies have been burning and torturing millions of people for thousands of years, hell, it was you people who burned down the great library at Alexandria, and skinned the staff alive!

  25. I'm gonna patent .forward! on E-Mail Forwarding Patented, PTO Sued · · Score: 0

    Do you think the USPTO will let me ;-)....