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  1. Upgrades? on Urine Powered Battery Developed · · Score: 1

    So, where do I go to get my ThinkPad retrofitted with a catheter?

  2. Re:Wrong! on Japanese Musicians Defy Sony by Joining iTunes · · Score: 1
    Sony (or whoever the contract holder is) controls the rights to the music you recorded for them. The contract states that Sony controls where, when, and how it is distributed. It doesn't have to say anything about iTune, P2P, or any future tech for delivering music. If you signed in the 80s before CD, you as the artist do not get distribution rights on CD just because it wasn't spelled out.

    Everyone is getting wrapped up around the "little guy vs. the big bad corporation" when it is really just about honoring the contract that you have signed. I'm sure if it was a case of Sony renegging on a clause in the contract (Hey, you guys are selling fewer CDs than we expected, so we are going to take a bigger cut to even things out, okay? We're just protecting our interests), everyone would be bashing them just as hard.

  3. Talk about your lame jobs... on Scientists Solve Riddle of Unpopped Popcorn · · Score: 1

    Popcorn Board spokeswoman Wendy Boersema Rappel.

  4. I wonder... on Satellite Easter Eggs · · Score: 1

    What does a /.ed server look like from space?

  5. Didn't they try this already? on ESA Aiming for Martian Probe in 2011 · · Score: 1

    I thought Beagle II was a sample return mission... I just didn't impact hard enough. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your server.

  6. What about this name? on MS, EU Agree on Name for Windows Sans Media Player · · Score: 1

    EUnix?

  7. They didn't even have to call their lawyers... on e-Scrabble gets Cease and Desist Order from Hasbro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hasbro(TM)(R)(C)(YMMV) should've just posted the story to /. and let nature run its course.

  8. Re:Molasses race on Donald Knuth On NPR · · Score: 3, Funny

    No... Medium Pace is the hot-but-not-too-hot jar of salsa.

  9. They missed a golden opportunity... on Hobbit Is A New Species · · Score: 1

    Homo Hobbitus

  10. Re:Frankly, who is interested in trailers? on Star Wars Sith Trailer and the O.C. · · Score: 2, Funny
    They usually have only cheap laughs. Naturally, they have no plot, no dialog (although they do have snippets of monologue), just a few big explosions. (Like I haven't seen those before.)

    You realize you just described Star Wars: Episodes I and II, don't you?

  11. Life, liberty, and... on HP Secretly Rendering Printer Cartridges Unusable? · · Score: -1

    The right to cheap ink refills? Somebody is suing over this. Sheesh. What a fucking waste of space. Don't use HP products.

  12. Re:Astronomy / Math question on Star Flung From Milky Way at High Speed · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Quoting a related space.com story:

    It is travelling at twice the speed needed to escape the gravitational clutches of the galaxy. About 80 million or 100 million years from now, Brown said, the star will exit the galaxy and become a lone wanderer of intergalactic space.

  13. Re: Radio astronomers confirm Huygens entry on Huygens Probe Prepares for Saturn Moon Landing · · Score: 1

    In a related story, Ralph Rene issued a press release stating that the whole Titan landing was a hoax being carried out on an Nevada soundstage.

  14. Geez... on More on H2G2, Including an Early Review · · Score: 1

    Why waste time not reading the article when you can not read the summary... That makes me sad.

  15. I have an answer... on A Strange Streak Imaged in Australia · · Score: 1

    The streak and flash is the discussion server crashing and burning under the weight of the mighty /.

  16. Re:Why stop with the Kennedy assassination? on New Video Game Recreates Kennedy Assassination · · Score: 1

    Travel to 1841 and steal Harrison's hat.

  17. Re:I agree with the previous posters on Berkeley Researchers Analyze Florida Voting Patterns · · Score: 1

    Not unless you want to be branded a waffler...

  18. Re:Saving all the music... on The Music Man · · Score: 1

    Read the article... He backs up to DVD every few days.

  19. Re:If Only... on Automatic Scanning for Cameras in Theaters · · Score: 1

    Nice hyperbole... How is this preventing you from watching a movie? Does it interfere with your bionic eye implants? If you don't want to go the movies, for whatever reason, I don't care. But don't use this as an excuse when there are many better.

  20. Re:Maybe that explains... on How Infants Crack the Speech Code · · Score: 4, Funny

    Speak for thouself...

  21. Bah! on Hypo-Allergenic Cats Now Available for Pre-Order · · Score: 1

    What a useless waste of space. I'm holding out for a chairdog!

  22. Hah! I can use it to escape... on FDA Approves Implantable RFID for Patients · · Score: 1

    Just give me an aluminum bed slat and a 60 watt bulb, and I could fashion a crude phase to escape any cell the put me in.

  23. Gag order? on Air Force Researching Antimatter Weapons · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... I had to sign one of those when I came to work at my new company, only they spelled 'gag' "N-O-N D-I-S-C-L-O-S-U-R-E A-G-R-E-E-M-E-N-T". I guess "gag order" sounds more sinister.

  24. In a related story on Source Code for CTSS released · · Score: 0, Redundant

    SCO filed suit against MIT for retroactive intellectual property theft.

  25. Welcome to the end of the internet. on Why You Should Never Lose Your Digital Media · · Score: 1

    That is the dumbest site ever. And it made it onto slashdot. This, my friends, is the beginning of the end.