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HP Secretly Rendering Printer Cartridges Unusable?

Momoru writes "Looks like a woman is suing Hewlett Packard, claiming that their "smart chip" technology, besides giving information about ink usage, is also secretly programmed to not work after a certain certain date." From the article: "HP ink cartridges use a chip technology to sense when they are low on ink and advise the user to make a change. But the suit claims those chips also shut down the cartridges at a predetermined date regardless of whether they are empty." We've reported recently on printer companies making questionable business decisions.

565 comments

  1. Hack-a-do by fembots · · Score: 5, Informative

    Meanwhile, people may try this trick to hack expiry date on ink cartridges, which might have been proven to work.

    Do these cartridges have expiry date printed on them?

    1. Re:Hack-a-do by SimGuy · · Score: 1

      I think the boxes have expiration dates printed on them, but as annoying as HP's ink level checks have ever been (notifying me months before the ink is depleted), I've never run into a situation where it wouldn't let me run the ink all the way to the actual empty point.

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    2. Re:Hack-a-do by plover · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Easy to test, and maybe easy to fix:

      Take your computer offline, reboot, set your BIOS date forwards four years, bring it back up in Windows and try printing again. If it comes up bitching, take the debugger to their printer drivers and sniff out any Win32 API calls to GetSystemDate(). Patch according to taste (hardwiring a return value of 1/1/2000 should make their carts happy that they haven't expired yet.)

      I can't think of any legitimate reason for a printer driver to know the current date, so there doesn't appear to be an immediate reason why this wouldn't work.

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    3. Re:Hack-a-do by Col.+Bloodnok · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can't think of any legitimate reason for a printer driver to know the current date, so there doesn't appear to be an immediate reason why this wouldn't work.

      I can think of one reason - they're waiting for the time when printerkind is to rise up and enslave humanity.

      Hell hath no fury like the vast inket printer army of a woman scorned!

    4. Re:Hack-a-do by nbehary · · Score: 1

      That WAS funny. But, my printer itself knows what day it is, so short of hacking the printer itself, that may not work. (of course, I have one of those fancy all-in-one deals.....I don't think all HP Printers know what day it is.)

    5. Re:Hack-a-do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great!. My f?#k4!g VCR is still can't tell the correct time. Neither can my Oven, Microwave, TV, Cordless Phone, and lawn-mower after the power fails around the house. But all my printer cartridges... just wonderful!!!!

    6. Re:Hack-a-do by bofkentucky · · Score: 1

      Umm how? GPS or a tiny NTP client tucked away that checks the time with HP as soon as it is configured with an IP address, neither are likely.

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    7. Re:Hack-a-do by nbehary · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have to set it. But, I'd rather have the thing be accurate, but still not screw me over because I set it that way.......

    8. Re:Hack-a-do by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 3, Funny

      I, for one welcome our... AHHGG!

      Runs away from /.ers brandishing torches and pitchforks

    9. Re:Hack-a-do by dfn_deux · · Score: 4, Informative

      The fix is quite simple for parallel based printers one simply has to turn off bidirectional comm for the parallel port. voila!

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    10. Re:Hack-a-do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it comes up bitching, take the debugger to their printer drivers and sniff out any Win32 API calls to GetSystemDate().

      Of course, as we all know, drivers don't make Win32 API calls... they make system calls. Drivers don't make userland API calls, on any platform.

      Easy!!!!!!!!

      Retard.

    11. Re:Hack-a-do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I happen to know that HP gives tons of expired printer cartridges to their employees (This is their last employee perk) because its cheaper to ship them out than to dispose of them properly. Personally, i've never had a problem with one of them either from it claiming to be expired or the ink being faulty.

    12. Re:Hack-a-do by DogsBollocks · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Panasonic laser copiers/printers have a trick that after X number of copies/prints the machine indicates that a new cartridge will be needed soon.

      If you keep ignoring it eventually the machine shuts down and asks for a new cartridge to be installed.

      On the side of the cartridge is a small plastic cover with a couple of electrical connections nearby, underneath the cover is a pico-fuse (small fuse that looks like a resistor) when you insert a new cartridge the printer detects the fuse, resets the counter and then blows the fuse.

      Replacing the fuse on one of these used cartridges will indeed give you a few more thousand uses.

    13. Re:Hack-a-do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes, HP's MFPs (at least, the business-class laser ones) do indeed have an NTP client. In fact, one model released a couple years ago had some odd behavior when you put it on a network with no NTP server and no other MFPs it could talk to to find out what time it was. This was fixed with a later firmware release.

      Posting AC because I work at HP and don't want to get fired.

    14. Re:Hack-a-do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Itty bitty clock on a chip that is set at the factory. Like the ones in digital watches? Like the one for your BIOS?

    15. Re:Hack-a-do by salimma · · Score: 1

      If they are nasty enough and check that the value GetSystemDate() returns is *greater* than the date of manufacture, and disable the cartridge due to evidence of tampering otherwise, then you better return the date you purchase the cartridge instead.

      Hearing about this, I really don't regret not having bought an HP printer since .. the '90s.

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      Fedora Project Contribut
    16. Re:Hack-a-do by tropicdog · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes they have date stamps on the cartridges. Where I work they have several HP 2000's that are affected by the expire date ink problem. I can't locate the info right now but we have it documented in our internal knowledge base. The expiry times are something like: 30 months after first install or 2 years after printed date on cartridge, whichever comes first. I can vouch for the validity of the claim that the friggin printer will just plain stop printing when ink expires. You can run the printer's self diagnostics and it will show the ink levels to be adequate and will print just fine. But go to send a print job to that printer, acts like it isn't turned on.

    17. Re:Hack-a-do by gstoddart · · Score: 0
      Great!. My f?#k4!g VCR is still can't tell the correct time. Neither can my Oven, Microwave, TV, Cordless Phone, and lawn-mower after the power fails around the house. But all my printer cartridges... just wonderful!!!!

      Jesus! How did you manage to get onto the intraweb to post crap on to Slashdot?

      =)
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    18. Re:Hack-a-do by tylernt · · Score: 3, Informative

      "HP's MFPs ... do indeed have an NTP client"

      This is nothing new. As soon as WinXP was released, my firewall started logging a bunch of connections to Microsoft's subnets. They were all trying to phone home to sync clocks.

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    19. Re:Hack-a-do by Blorgo · · Score: 1

      Even non-bidirectional printer points can receive data, even though it's just 4 bits at a time. Printer interface status lines have worked that way since the original IBM PC-XT. So turning off the bidirectional part might not work. Most of these printeres are USB anyway.

    20. Re:Hack-a-do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dooh! You got me! So now I suppose you want me to do the ... 'Kent, quit touching yourself...' routine again.

    21. Re:Hack-a-do by operagost · · Score: 1

      At AC's house, it's always lunch time!

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    22. Re:Hack-a-do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. The packages clearly state the cartridge will not work beyond the date on the pagkage.
      Don't know how this could get to court as a "secret"

    23. Re:Hack-a-do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "expiration", moron.

    24. Re:Hack-a-do by nounderscores · · Score: 1

      an ac wrote:
      This is to protect your printer, and renders the cart useless because the OPC is a living material that will be useless after a certain date...

      What is the OPC? The company who made robocop?

    25. Re:Hack-a-do by dfn_deux · · Score: 3, Informative

      From what I've read the HP models that are effected by this expiring cartridge BS don't seem to be able to report ink levels, page counts, or any other extended printer info when used on a non-bidirectional parallel port.
      YMMV, I have no personal experience with these products or this particular hack.

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    26. Re:Hack-a-do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      Posting AC because I work at HP and don't want to get fired.

      Did you cover your printer before you started typing?

    27. Re:Hack-a-do by SEWilco · · Score: 3, Informative
      I can't locate the info right now

      Well, you might search in Google for: 30 months after first install or 2 years after printed date on cartridge

    28. Re:Hack-a-do by DenDave · · Score: 1

      ROFL!! Its a market, they make printers, their printers s&ck the egg out of a chicken, so buy a different product... simple...

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    29. Re:Hack-a-do by gedeco · · Score: 1

      Not that I'm a specialist in this area.

      I can't think of any legitimate reason for a printer driver to know the current date, so there doesn't appear to be an immediate reason why this wouldn't work.

      I can imagine the quality of the ink is decreasing over time. Just like the expiration date on food.
      A lower quality ink, could produce troubles on the printer level.
      I'm just wondering if it's a quality issue.

    30. Re:Hack-a-do by afd8856 · · Score: 1

      It's not a hidden feature. Double click the clock in windows and go to internet time. I have mine setup on time.nist.gov.

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    31. Re:Hack-a-do by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 3, Funny

      Great!. My f?#k4!g VCR is still can't tell the correct time.

      <blink>12:00</blink>

      Bah. Why did they have to deprecate that tag? ;-)

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    32. Re:Hack-a-do by Tubusy · · Score: 1

      That's because the AI in them Knows Who You Are.

    33. Re:Hack-a-do by loraksus · · Score: 1

      The imaging drums (I think, it could be the intermediate transfer belt, could be both, it has been years since I looked it up) on HP Color LaserJet 4500/4550 use a fuse that gets blown as well.

      Replace the fuse... and your imaging drum continues to work. The ITB eventually dies, but the imaging drum is rated for something like 25,000 BW pages and 6,000 color (which is bullshit, it can do way more)

      The fuser was a 100,000 page consumable, but I think that you won't find that it lasts for much longer.

      This article is mainly about the 85xx series, but mentions the 4500 issues. I believe the Drum Life Out message was caused by the printer being "on". The fuse would be blown as soon as the new drum was inserted, but the firmware didn't reset unless you switched the drum during a power cycle.

      I wouldn't be surprised if there was a PCL command you could send to the printer to reset that though. You can do a lot with PCL, from changing the control panel message (sadly, you couldn't address each pixel - it would of have been very cool to draw little pictures and do animations - but had to put in ASCII characters, but a great deal of fun could be had by changing "READY" to "50.1 FUSER ERROR" and watch techs play with the printer and try to figure out what is happening ;)
      I wrote a program that updated the control panel with the time and date, which made, I believe, the only 140 watt clock (500 watts while printing) / space heater combination machine anywhere in the world ;)

      http://www.partsnow.com/service_today/0103.asp /used to work for HP

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    34. Re:Hack-a-do by matth · · Score: 1

      Where from do you get the fuse to repair it? And how do you replace it? Is there online documentation about this?

    35. Re:Hack-a-do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other People's Cartridges

      You down with OPC? Yeah you know me.

    36. Re:Hack-a-do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moz and Firefox still support it.

      Bud /. filters it out...

    37. Re:Hack-a-do by apt142 · · Score: 1

      Using the tag is the web developer equivalent of raking your fingers across a chalk board in a crowded room.

    38. Re:Hack-a-do by tillerman35 · · Score: 1
      Couldn't your company sue HP for fraud? Essentially, HP is lying- their statement that the cartridge has expired is obviously false because there is still usable ink in the resevoir. Maybe they could argue that ink degrades in quality over time. But so what? Shouldn't the user of the printer be allowed to determine when the cartridge can't print? An expiry date is at best an estimate based on experimental observation and knowledge of the ink's chemical properties. External variables surely affect the useful life of a cartridge.

      A customer-focused company (not one that is focused on screwing the customer, mind you) would handle ink-quality degradation in the driver. If you popped in a "new" cartridge that came from expired stock, you would get a message stating "The cartridge has exceeded its designed storage time. Print quality might suffer. HP recommends you replace this cartridge. [OK]" If your cartridge was installed before the storage-expiry but has exceeded its designed in-printer lifespan then a similar warning IS appropriate. After all, a customer-focused company is concerned that its customers get the best performance out of its products. In fact, I would be upset if they DIDN'T warn me of either situation.

      I don't feel that HP is right in refusing me the choice to ignore the warning and proceed. What if I just have one more page to print, my thesis is due tomorrow, and it's 12:01AM- oops! No degree! Even if my motivation is to milk every drop of ink out of MY cartridge, that should be my right. Making a false statement about the state of the cartridge if fraud. Preventing me from using my own ink cartridge is theft.

      /Just sayin.

    39. Re:Hack-a-do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bah. Why did they have to deprecate that tag?

      Using the tag is the web developer equivalent of raking your fingers across a chalk board in a crowded room.


      Do you know what rhetorical means?
    40. Re:Hack-a-do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where from do you get the fuse to repair it?
      - 30 gauge wire

      And how do you replace it?
      - pry open the case, solder the wire across the little cylinder that measures 0 ohms on a working cartridge, close the case.

      Is there online documentation about this?
      - there is now

    41. Re:Hack-a-do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look up at the top of the page. See what the article is about? ITS ABOUT SUING HP FOR FALSELY CLAIMING INK CARTRIDGES ARE EXPIRED. Would you care to elaborate some more? Perhaps next you could tell us about the false claims in an email you recently received from Nigeria.

    42. Re:Hack-a-do by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Doubt there is any formal documentation, especially from HP. As far as I know, the fuse is inside the drum assembly, although the connector is on the outside. That said, the fuse should be pretty hefty, the imaging drum is charged to a couple thousand volts, as is the ITB.
      Not sure of the amperage, but I doubt you'd want to grab it when it is charged (and especially not the fuser, anything that can heat something to 300C in about 15 seconds takes a fair bit of amperage).
      There is, as I recall, a connector that has (IIRC, it's been a while, it may be the ITB) 2ish x 10ish pins on the imaging drum plus 2 or 4 big connectors, so while I'm assuming that the fuse is hefty, it might not be.

      I suppose all you would have to do to defeat it is just hack up an old drum / itb and hook a fuse up the the electrical contacts, figure out what blows when you turn on the printer. Or just rip apart the thing and look for a fuse.
      It isn't designed to be "replacable", but that shouldn't stop you... A drum runs about a hundred bucks from HP and lasts 6k color pages, so you have some incentive...
      Oh, I believe the drum has an eeprom too, but it's probably simple, I think it just counts rotations.
      I know I'm being vague, perhaps too much so. If I had a printer here, I could be a bit more help.

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    43. Re:Hack-a-do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rhetorical (r-tôr-kl, -tr-)
      adj.
      1. Of or relating to rhetoric.
      2. Characterized by overelaborate or bombastic rhetoric.
      3. Used for persuasive effect: a speech punctuated by rhetorical pauses.


      In case you need it:

      rhetoric (rtr-k)
      n.

      1. The art or study of using language effectively and persuasively.
      2. A treatise or book discussing this art. Skill in using language effectively and persuasively.
      3. A style of speaking or writing, especially the language of a particular subject: fiery political rhetoric.
      4. Language that is elaborate, pretentious, insincere, or intellectually vacuous: His offers of compromise were mere rhetoric.
      5. Verbal communication; discourse.

    44. Re:Hack-a-do by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Google for data in their internal knowledgebase? I really hope not unless they're running a google appliance on site.

      And informative no less.

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    45. Re:Hack-a-do by Kusanagi · · Score: 1
      Did you cover your printer before you started typing?
      It's probably covered all the time, so that his coworkers don't see that he's using an Epson.
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    46. Re:Hack-a-do by tedgyz · · Score: 1

      ... Inkjet Over... AHHGG!

      Those responsible for sacking those responsible for the previous comment have been sacked.

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    47. Re:Hack-a-do by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Actually, on the first page of Google results are discussions on the subject. And within those results is at least one link to an HP public knowledgebase page which seems relevant.

    48. Re:Hack-a-do by Darby · · Score: 1

      I can think of one reason - they're waiting for the time when printerkind is to rise up and enslave humanity.

      Well then all the more reason to patch the driver, I'd say.

    49. Re:Hack-a-do by tropicdog · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the brilliant suggestion. I posted last night just before turning in for the night and frankly figured some slashdotter might just do a google search and post something insightful in support of the fact that HP does indeed have expire dates that affect users and their printing. Now I have gone back to work and looked up the info in our knowledge base. There doesn't seem to be indication of where the information originally came from. That's a reason why I posted that I didn't have the info right at hand. At any rate, I'll post a link here to an interesting web discussion about just this very topic. Perhaps it is the source of the original info that made it to my employer's knowledge base. http://hardware.mcse.ms/message36090-1.html

    50. Re:Hack-a-do by mikefe · · Score: 1

      I think I'll stab you anyway...

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      Their: Owned by someone.
      Please make sure your english compiles.
  2. Wow by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 1

    Just... Wow. This is lunacris - first the good news that Fiona is leaving, now this? HP hass lost it in the modern market, and unless they wirry more about the customer and less about the bottem line than they currently do, let's just say the market will respond. (It has already to an extent)

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    1. Re:Wow by bsharitt · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess now we know why printers are HP's last profitable division.

    2. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most... Mispelled... Post... Ever!

    3. Re:Wow by El_Servas · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh kmon. Don't wirry about it.

    4. Re:Wow by Steffan · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Just... Wow. This is lunacris"
      lunacris?

      WTF?
    5. Re:Wow by k4_pacific · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's a perfectly cromulent word.

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    6. Re:Wow by brilinux · · Score: 3, Funny
      lunacris?

      It means that its stupidity is dependent upon the current position of the moon.

    7. Re:Wow by prockcore · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lunacris is the white rapper version of ludacris

    8. Re:Wow by Stradenko · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's the spanish word for the lunar christ...

      It's seeped its way into common use in the americas, as a general-purpose word, meaning anything so outlandish it can't be believable.

      The south american lunar christ cultists have recently been dissolved (forcibly) by the argentine government, (see news relating to that), I'm sure they're satisfied that their diety will live on for awhile in popular language.

      The primary lunacris cultist belief was that upon death, a man will rise to the heavens and join the lord in the Sea of tranquility.

      From what I know of the cult, they were most popular in their founding country of Argentina, but they are still quite popular and active in Chile and Ecuador, with inactive members in some of the other South American countries.

    9. Re:Wow by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's perfectly cromulent, ESTONIAN. Embiggined indeed!

    10. Re:Wow by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

      lunacris (n): 1. A crisis, during a lunar eclipse. 2. An alternative spelling of ludicrous, as seen on Slashdot. 3. Hewlett-Packard.

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    11. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a perfectly cromulent word.

      Cromulent? I daresay it's scrumtrulescent.

    12. Re:Wow by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did anyone else notice it was from the tin-foil-hat-brigade dept? That means, quite possibly, this is not true. Of course, with all the tinfoilhattery going about on slashdot usually, this will get me modded quite down.

    13. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most... Mispelled... Post... Ever!
      That would be "misspelled".

    14. Re:Wow by 1010011010 · · Score: 4, Funny


      "Hello. We're the Future Haters. We came back in time to call you a cracker." </chapelle>

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    15. Re:Wow by Agent__Smith · · Score: 0
      "Of course, with all the tinfoilhattery going about on slashdot usually, this will get me modded quite down."

      I believe the correct term is "tinfoil habadashary"...

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    16. Re:Wow by Slashdot+is+dead · · Score: 1

      Don't wirry about it.

    17. Re:Wow by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      Not only cromulent, but stuponfucious.

    18. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, there is greater effect when concluded with "Evar!"

    19. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The way that 'cromulent' is now in the dictionary kind of ruins that joke :(

    20. Re:Wow by kootsoop · · Score: 1

      It's a cross between a lunatic and Santa Claus.

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    21. Re:Wow by NG+Resonance · · Score: 1

      It's "We're the Time Haters," get it right!

    22. Re:Wow by operagost · · Score: 1
      Lunacris-- is that something ludicrous, but only happening during a full moon? Like a werewolf shaving his back?

      The sad part is the huge number of hits on Google. Especially this kid. Snoop dog [sic] AND usher [sic] AND lil[sic] john [sic] AND lunacris[sic] are all simultaneously his favorite[sic] singer. Of course, the fact that he is 10 years old and still in the third grade is no surprise.

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    23. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.answers.com/malapropism&r=67 - It's not rocket surgery.

    24. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Lunacris is the white rapper version of ludacris

      Ludicrous! Preposterous!

      Seriously though, the advantage of building the print head into an ink cartridge is that if your print head goes bad you just replace it.

      The amount of ink in the cartridge is pretty much irrelevant. The point is to put in enough ink so that a cartridge will last at least a few months -- age and dried ink cause more problems for print cartridges than the amount of ink passing through the nozzle does.

    25. Re:Wow by Chinfro · · Score: 1

      Yup, Lunacris.... as in, "Moon, bitch, get out the way, get out the way!"

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    26. Re:Wow by darien · · Score: 1

      Tinfoil millinery, surely?

    27. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not an Estonian word, just some Estonian person's alias on that board.

    28. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Of course, the fact that he is 10 years old and still in the third grade is no surprise.
      And he is still better at spelling than the average American!
    29. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it embiggens the joke

    30. Re:Wow by zentigger · · Score: 1

      I have been supporting HP large format printers for several years now, and usually when a customer buys a $20K printer they want a support contract with it. If anything is not right with the printer output, a tech is dispatched. The ink cartridges have an expiry date for the same reason a carton of milk does--it goes bad after sitting on the shelf for a long time.
      Enforcing an electronic expiry date has reduced the number of support calls for printers with colour balance problems, thus reducing the number off customers that get pissed off because they have to pay a $500 call-out fee for a tech to change a print cartridge.

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      the above is my personal opinion and does not necessarily reflect that of the little voices in my head

    31. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This made me laugh for about 30 seconds. Ahh the mental imagery. Still chuckling :)

    32. Re:Wow by MickLinux · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, the printers are symptomatic of why HP has gone downhill.

      Think Carly. The woman from lucent (of WinModem fame), hired to be HPs president, and (thankfully) now fired.

      Essentially, when you start thinking of your business as a scam, then people start avoiding you. As a techie, I was aware of the problems the moment she came in to HP, and the other management scattered.

      I therefore advised people not to buy new HP products. Shortly thereafter, HP quality *did* go through the floor, while their flash and spin went through the roof. Their printers suddenly were *streamlined*, *decorative* ... ... but more expensive, less reliable, and -- yes -- HP was starting to scam its customers. Remember the case of low-filling the cartridges for central and eastern Europe? I was there, using a pre-Carly Deskjet 5000 (if I remember correctly). Part of the reason I had gone with that printer, of course, was cost per page. That cost per page was what I call an advertised but nonbinding contract. They broke it.

      Well, when it happened, I wasn't surprised; and the cost increase I could bear. But I'm not going to go back to HP in such a case, am I?

      Nor did others.

      Don't say that printers are HPs last profitable division. Rather, say that printers were HPs scam that sucked the profits out of all their divisions.

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    33. Re:Wow by mrbuttboy · · Score: 1

      as the other AC said, it totally embiggins the word.

      I mean, it was a joke about a made-up word being real that became a real word about made-up words. If that doesnt rock, nothing does.

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    34. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The funny thing is, he actually thought it was spelled "ludacris." And that's just ludicrous!

  3. Slashdot doesn't report... by Pvt_Waldo · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...it just quotes people who sometimes have agendas.

    1. Re:Slashdot doesn't report... by Harassed · · Score: 1

      Particularly entertaining is the fact that the article is sponsored by... none other than HP!

    2. Re:Slashdot doesn't report... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      agenda, n., pl. -das. (Usage note: "It is true that Cicero would have used agendum to refer to a single item of business before the Roman Senate, with agenda as its plural. But in Modern English a phrase such as item on the agenda expresses the sense of agendum, and agenda is used as a singular noun to denote the set or list of such items, as in The agenda for the meeting has not yet been set. If a plural of agenda is required, the form should be agendas: The agendas of both meetings are exceptionally varied.")

      OED: "agenda, a. Pl. of AGEND (sense 3), treated as a singular."

    3. Re:Slashdot doesn't report... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tui cuspis est ?

      - Cicero

  4. Proof? by nuclear305 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Does this woman actually have proof of this or is she just angry about having to pay HP's prices for replacements?

    It wouldn't surprise me at all, but I'll believe it when I'm able to read the alleged expiration date off of my own HP cartridges. I've had an HP printer for 2 years--some of the cartridges are original and some have been replaced just once. I can't say I've ever had them stop working or falsely report empty. The nice thing is the cartridges are even a clear case so I can easily optically verify whether they are empty or not.

    1. Re:Proof? by almostmanda · · Score: 0

      How would you know if it "falsely" reported a cartridge as empty?

    2. Re:Proof? by Stevyn · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Since the article didn't back this up with any technical evidence, it's hard to tell if it's true. However, HP could have piggybacked this onto the low ink indicator, but only have it work like this 20% of the time. This would make enough people think, "hey, it doesn't happen to me so it's probably not true". However, 20% could still be a large enough percentage to make some money off this scheme.

    3. Re:Proof? by Issue9mm · · Score: 4, Funny

      How would you know if it "falsely" reported a cartridge as empty?

      WTF?!?!?

      The nice thing is the cartridges are even a clear case so I can easily optically verify whether they are empty or not.

      -9mm-

    4. Re:Proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a HP d135 color printer/copier that behaved exactly she described. The printer was seldom used for about a year, with only a few 10s of pages printed on the cartridges, when suddenly one night it refused to print because it said that the cartridge had expired. It displayed this message on the LCD panel.

      If I had kids, they would have learned quite a few new words that night...

    5. Re:Proof? by StarCharter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This has been running around on the Internet for several years. Friends of mine who are HP techs swear it's true. See Geeknewscentral or Inkstuff We won't know if it's really true until the engineering drawings are subponeaned. It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

    6. Re:Proof? by nuclear305 · · Score: 1

      "suddenly one night it refused to print because it said that the cartridge had expired"

      If that's the case, I wonder if the packaging for your cartridges indicate an expiration date? It's been a while since I've had to purchase any so I can't recall.

      If there is an expiration date on the package visible somewhere to the consumer prior to purchase then I'd say the lawsuit doesn't have much to stand on. Plenty of things expire--gift cards, lottery tickets, rebates, etc--so I only see a lawsuit succeeding if HP withheld this information from the consumer prior to purchase of the product in question.

    7. Re:Proof? by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      If that's the case, I wonder if the packaging for your cartridges indicate an expiration date? It's been a while since I've had to purchase any so I can't recall.

      Same here, and I wanted to bring this up and give a few well deserved referrals since finding this out, and /. is a helluva place for it. I was recently working on some printing and since my printers haven't been used in a couple of years (just moved and didn't have them unpacked yet, either) I went to Kinkos to print some stuff out. I was amazed to see them selling ink for both of my printers for about $6-$8 each. Sure beats the $30 the local compushops are asking.

      I am in no way affiliated, btw, just appreciate the fact that SOMEONE isn't asking for our first born children when it comes to ink anymore.

    8. Re:Proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How would you know if it "falsely" reported a cartridge as empty?

      Maybe it's unused? The people I've read that were hit hard by this bought large quantities for a volume discount.

      Ask HP. They don't deny this, but they also don't warn people.

      I'm sure you can think of others.

    9. Re:Proof? by taylortbb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've had many (3) printers do that (1 HP, 1 Epson, 1 Lexmark) but there is something in common with all of them. They had all been turned off and not used for over 3 months.

      My conclusion was that the ink had dried/solidified. I don't think that is completely implausible, and probably much more likely than embedding expiry dates.

      Also, with my HP printers (2 multifunctions) it is possible to have it keep printing even with ink warnings, and I have always noticed that the printouts start to have gaps of fade right when it tells me its run out. It would be far too much work in my opinio nto program the printer to fade out blotches and signal low ink at an early date just to make you buy new catridges.

      I also examined the packing for my HP cartridges, the expiry date is 2 years after when we bought them, 2 years sounds like enough time for things to dry/solidify.

    10. Re:Proof? by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      It would depend on the model of your printer as well, wouldn't it? If you have a printer from a couple of years ago and this is a recent development, then no, you wouldn't be affected.

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    11. Re:Proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dad uses a Mac to print to his HP printer (actually an AIO device). It suddenly disallowed printing even though the cartridge had been inserted only about a week earlier. A call to HP tech support and he was told about the expiry date. Needless to say, he was livid. I don't think I've ever heard my dad cuss someone out like that (felt a little bad for the wage-slave on the other end). Anyways, he looked online, found the reset date to an earlier time solution, and, low and behold, it worked.

      So, yes, HP does do this. And, yes, there is proof.

      Disgusting.

    12. Re:Proof? by rilister · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know a case where something a bit like that happened. In a previous job, working for some other company, I know of one product that was built to expire after using 1/3 of its ink supply.

      The ink was being used as a security marker and the business model of the company producing the hardware required that people buy three times as many disposables as they would if they let the cartridge run dry. The hardware company wasn't in the business of making print cartridges, so couldn't change the fill levels, so the only choice they had was to have the ink level indicator stop printing after a certain volume had been used.

      I have no idea how successful the product was, but it always seemed pretty odd to me. It wasn't like they had a choice, though.

      I don't buy this '20% failure rate' idea though. Businesses kinda know that practises like that would eventually get out and a business like HP has a lot to lose (from a brand point of view) if it was seen to be ripping off customers. If they do it, they would have to have a reason they could plausibly justify and just saying "we wanted a 20% failure rate" isn't going to fly with anyone.

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    13. Re:Proof? by almostmanda · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that answered my question. Thanks.

    14. Re:Proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been using an HP Business Inkjet 2200 for about 5 years. These have had expiration dated ink the entire time. Really ticked me off when I didn't use it for a few months, turned it on and it tells me my ink is expired. This thing has 4 ink cartridges and all were reported as being past their allowed operation date. Well at $30+ bucks a piece I wasn't about to replace them. I've been setting the year back to 2000 since then, and have only recently bought "new" inks. Of course, those were off of an auction in my home town and also past their prime, and they were all number 10's except of course the printer uses only a black number 10 and color number 11's. So I just took the bottoms off of the number 11's slapped them onto the bottoms of the number 10's and bam. I now have about another 10yrs worth of ink for $50.

    15. Re:Proof? by Lee164 · · Score: 1

      It must be the new printers, the article didn't say which model or models were the problem.

      I bought a HP Deskjet 870Cse that had been sitting at a consignment shop for the better of 6 months and it still printed. The print was poor but the ink still came out of the print cartridges. After a few days printing it ran just fine with very good output. (HP cart. #45 and #41)

      We can only hope who ever takes control of HP understands the way to make money is to deliver a fine quality product,... but I'm not holding my breath.

    16. Re:Proof? by taylortbb · · Score: 1

      The problems have been with old models (4+ years).

      I have 2 HP multifunctions, a PSC 2110 (3 years) and a Photosmart 2610 (3 months) and I have had absolutely no problems with either of them, and as such have reccomended HP printers to others. I think aslong as you don't go for the really cheap ones HP is the quality printer manufacturer right now. This is speaking from someone with horrible Epson and Cannon expereinces and I've seen the Lexmark hell that many others have had to endure.

      I am not nessesarily pro HP, and will gladly switch if someone else makes a better printer, but so far I have had nothing but the best of expereinces.

    17. Re:Proof? by nigelo · · Score: 1

      HP Officejet D135 Reference Manual.
      Page 58.
      http://h10032.www1.hp.com/ctg/Manual/bpu06030 .pdf

      "...print a self-test report. This
      report provides useful information about both your ink cartridges and your
      printheads, including status information, installation and expiration dates,
      and ink levels. It is useful to know the ink cartridge expiration dates, so you
      can purchase replacements before that date."

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    18. Re:Proof? by Cracell · · Score: 1

      well ink can get old and dry up, but I've injected more ink into hp cartidges and they still say they are low on ink, but they work. Old ink dries up you stupid woman!

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    19. Re:Proof? by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

      From what I read on this, yes, there IS an expiration date on the package.

      However, that date has little or nothing to do with the date programmed in the cart. What I read said the box may have a four-year expiry but the cart only carries a 2.5 year expiry.

      This suit needs to get retailers and distributors in on the act. Surely some of them have pallets of ink sitting around unsold which has already expired. That's big bucks wasted.

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    20. Re:Proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My HP printer (DeskJet 940c) reported that the ink was out 5 months ago. One month later, the ink went away and all printing was illegible. Subsequently I moved and left the printer in a box for three months. When I plugged it back in, to my surprise it printed in vivid color with no low ink indicator. I was quite surprised nonetheless to see the story; I am interested in seeing where this goes.

      - Anonymous coward with a good friend at HP's printer division

    21. Re:Proof? by RGRistroph · · Score: 1

      1) is the "date" command now a DMCA banned circumvention device ?

      2) will the linux drivers for these printers be modified to handle this automatically when they get an "expired" error back from the printer ?

    22. Re:Proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're still on to something. Don't let a +5 pithy retort keep your point from being fleshed out; for starters, it gives the impression that the OP is universally correct. It isn't.

      _Every_ HP inkjet printer cart I've ever dealt with has been housed in an opaque black case, and do not give tactile or audible feedback when shaken. The only convenient way to know that these carts are truly empty is to weigh them. After dealing with these things for years for many people across multiple offices, I can do this by feel alone, but how many people can't? Those are the ones that would take their printer driver's word for it.

      Now, some carts have an external level detector, that will go from one color to another as the cartridge gets older. But these can hardly be expected to be trustworthy, considering the other tactics HP uses to deceive users into believing that their carts must be replaced unnecessarily.

    23. Re:Proof? by rgmoore · · Score: 1
      The ink was being used as a security marker and the business model of the company producing the hardware required that people buy three times as many disposables as they would if they let the cartridge run dry. The hardware company wasn't in the business of making print cartridges, so couldn't change the fill levels, so the only choice they had was to have the ink level indicator stop printing after a certain volume had been used.

      So let me see if I have this right: the company that made the hardware depended on people buying lots of ink cartridges, but it didn't actually make the cartridges or have enough pull with the company that did make them to redesign them with a lower capacity? How in hell did that happen?

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    24. Re:Proof? by mobets · · Score: 1

      I work at an office supply store. I have been told by my HP rep that the carts will stop working 2 months after the date printed on the cart. That date tends to be about a year after manufacture. The question came up when a customer that had stocked up on carts came to me complaining about how he had a stack of them that wouldn't print. I was also told that HP has a replacement program where they will replace unopend carts that are expired.

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    25. Re:Proof? by mobets · · Score: 1

      Not to mention many of the printers will _print_ a page telling you that the carts are expired and must be replaced before doing any more printing.

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    26. Re:Proof? by mobets · · Score: 1

      Yes, that can be a problem, especialy with epson as you can't replace the head. However, HP is infact building in an expiration date. I have been told by my rep that it is 2 months after the date on the package. I also saw some printheads in one of our displays expire after about a year. As a display it got little use, so the page count was not the problem. It did however receive regular use, 10 or so a week, so the ink wasn't dry. It had no problem printing the page telling me it would not print untill the heads were replaced.

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    27. Re:Proof? by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Congrats on talking to HP's Mac Tech support for AIO's. Formerly located just outside of Portland, Oregon, this is now served by Canadians in one of the "who the fuck cares, it's east of Quebec and all they do there is fish" Provinces.

      The date is set based on communication from the Mac, early versions of the OSX AIO driver set the time to Zulu / Greenwich Mean time (or something like that) when a job was printed, so just adjusting the date / time on the computer should resolve that.

      Try holding *,# and then typing 123 on the keypad. You should be able to get to the service menu that way. Have fun playing with the diagnostics, you can make the scanner test the scanner motor for days at a time (cool light show). /guess where I worked ;)

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  5. Modchips by Folmer · · Score: 1, Funny

    1: Design a modchip that makes the cartridges work forever

    2: ???

    3: Profit!

    1. Re:Modchips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Let me help you out:

      2: Sell them!

    2. Re:Modchips by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh and he forgot:

      4 - Get DMCA C&D notice from printer manufacturer
      5 - Hire a lawyer to fight ludicrous claim in court
      6 - Realize they have more money than you to throw at lawyers and give up the fight

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    3. Re:Modchips by CrackedButter · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      7 - Get raped by a man with the proportions of a German Olympic Shot Putter who answers to the name "Knuckles" while in a minimum security prison.

    4. Re:Modchips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I believe #5 should be "lunacris" claim

  6. Sigh... by Jaysyn · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So much for my pro-HP rant yesterday....

    Jaysyn

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    1. Re:Sigh... by TheHawke · · Score: 1

      Serves you right. :p

      Just got done trying to work on a 4 year old HP pavillion that has voltage drops on it's power supply. Told the customer to go get a new system, despite her protests that it was only 4 years old..

      Heh..

      I'm sticking with the "old-school" printers until this situation blows over so I can chuck this dammed lexmark into the can.

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    2. Re:Sigh... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Well my rant was about a 9 yr old HP. That still works great. Different company back then though.

      Jaysyn

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  7. Ink dries out eventually by ExMember · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm sure dried ink can reek havoc on printer heads. This is not necessarily an attempt to screw over their customers

    1. Re:Ink dries out eventually by SimGuy · · Score: 5, Informative

      But the inkjet heads are in the cartridges.... If the dried ink destroys the head, you have to replace the cartridge anyway.

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    2. Re:Ink dries out eventually by TheUnknownOne · · Score: 1

      Shouldnt it be possible to get around this using alternative drivers? (Although you would lose functionality in not knowing when your cartridges are dead) Also, could you get around this by changing your computers time? (Yes I know this is a hassle but...)

    3. Re:Ink dries out eventually by Rothron+the+Wise · · Score: 1

      So what if it clogs up the heads? Most heads are part of the cartridge. Epson and Canon are exceptions I think.

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    4. Re:Ink dries out eventually by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Umm the cart IS the print head you are talking normal inkjet printers/plotters.. so that isnt a valid argument.

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    5. Re:Ink dries out eventually by kmeson · · Score: 1

      The print head is built in to the ink cartridges on HP printers. There is literally nothing between the cartridge and the paper. So you can't rationalize epiry dates on ink cartridges by saying it's to protect the print head.

    6. Re:Ink dries out eventually by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Negative. That is sometimes the case but not always. Many HP printers, especially, have separately replacable print heads.

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    7. Re:Ink dries out eventually by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I know what you're saying, and I would certainly like some actual evidence that this is true (if the article said "Lexmark" I'd have less trouble believing it.) However, I would argue that the entire business model of selling underpriced printers subsidized by long-term sales of overpriced consumables is an attempt to screw over their customers. Granted, this applies to pretty much all printer makers so I can't single out HP on that one.

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    8. Re:Ink dries out eventually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The allegation (from TFA) is:

      "HP ink cartridges use a chip technology to sense when they are low on ink and advise the user to make a change. But the suit claims those chips also shut down the cartridges at a predetermined date regardless of whether they are empty.

      "The smart chip is dually engineered to prematurely register ink depletion and to render a cartridge unusable through the use of a built-in expiration date that is not revealed to the consumer," the suit said."

      It's the "not revealed to the consumer", as in, "go ahead and buy this about-to-become-useless-cartridge", that's the focus of the lawsuit.

    9. Re:Ink dries out eventually by dr.octogonocologist · · Score: 1

      I believe this happened to my Brother printer. I don't print much and one day all cartridges needed replacing. I thought it was the ink sensor but sure enough, after buying new ink my printer works again.

    10. Re:Ink dries out eventually by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I remember simply looking at the printout to judge whether or not the cartridge was dead. You know, when it gets faded or starts to get streaks (the inkless ones, not the dirty streaks).

      Do we really need some little taskbar utility sucking RAM to tell us that our ink is low, when we can simply excersize about two seconds of deductive reasoning?

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    11. Re:Ink dries out eventually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not in all cases, some printers, the Business Inkjet series especially, have the printheads separate from the ink cartridge. Look at the classic HP 2000C - this was a model many people loved and hated, since early models would all lose their cyan ink pump due to too much mechanical stress on a small plastic hook. If those ink cartridges began to dry, the small rubber pump on the bottom of the cartridge would begin to harden slight, causing more force to be needed to push the ink through the ink delivery system.

      The ink delivery system is composed of 4 small tubes that are connected in a ribbon and is about 2 feet long. If old ink was to dry in those tubes, this led to the ink clogging and the printer would need to have the ink delivery system repaired.

      The HP 2000C printer was the first model from HP that was reasonably popular to use the chips on the cartridges. We were told the chips were used to insure a guaranteed quality of print and to prevent the printer from damaging itself.

      So basically, this is so HP can say to the customer, "if your colors aren't vibrant, it's not our fault - you're using expired ink. We only guarantee the results if you use fresh/new ink and only our fresh/new ink.")

      Technical support calls regarding print quality issues would sometimes go on for hours - even regarding print quality issues that were within the specifications indicated. Or people expecting extremely high quality prints from printheads that are several years old, covered in dust particles, and with half the nozzles clogged due to dry ink.

      So my point is, you can have a dried printhead, and a perfectly fine ink cartridge with some models.

      And now I'm beginning to worry that I know who this woman is since I might have tipped her off about this problem from a past tech support call. So now I will be a coward......... :-)

    12. Re:Ink dries out eventually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know... my anus feels pretty sore right now.

    13. Re:Ink dries out eventually by BlueCodeWarrior · · Score: 1

      The idea is that I can see that it's only a quarter of the way full so that I can go get an extra handy so that way when I'm doing my term paper the night before it's due I can ensure I'll be able to print it. This is fixed by just buying an extra...

    14. Re:Ink dries out eventually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "I'm sure dried ink can reek havoc..."

      Your grammar stinks. ;)

    15. Re:Ink dries out eventually by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 0

      Well, for the Budwiser aficionados out there, they could put a "born on" date on each cartridge.

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  8. Go Cannon by preatorian · · Score: 4, Informative
    Good thing my cannon cartridges come with JUST INK, no stupid electronics to get in the way.

    I know they say its good to replace the nozzles every once in a while, but with every ink tank???

    HP/Lexmark/etc. need to learn that consumers aren't willing to pay these taxes anymore.

    1. Re:Go Cannon by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      I have repeatedly heard that Canon makes the best and easiest to refill inkjet printers/cartridges. Regardless, not every HP inkjet's print cartridges include the print heads.

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    2. Re:Go Cannon by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Does Canon make a printer yet with:
      1. A flatbed paper input tray
      2. High res color printing capacity (aka 'photo quality')
      3. Both 802.11b and ethernet adapters built-in
      4. Multi-format flash card reader
      5. good quality flatbed scanner
      ?

      Last I knew I couldn't get all of those at once from Canon, which is why my last printer was an HP...

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    3. Re:Go Cannon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing my cannon cartridges come with JUST INK, no stupid electronics to get in the way.

      I don't like cannon cartridges, they tend to blow up for no reason.

    4. Re:Go Cannon by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good thing my cannon cartridges come with JUST INK, no stupid electronics to get in the way.

      The Canon's I've seen are nice in the fact that they use simple ink tanks and have a easily detachable printhead when the time comes to replace it.

      The Epson I own, the R200 doesn't look as easy as the Canon to replace the printhead.

      The HP PSC 950 I own takes a $30 black cartrage with an estimated yield of 603 pages. The print head is as usual onboard. About .5cents/page.

      There is another cartrage for HP ( 51645A ) that is the same price but has an estimated yield of 833 pages. It was for the 950c series among many others. It works out to be 3.6 cents a page. I no longer own this printer.

      My Epson r200 takes a $17 black ink tank with an estimated yield of 450 pages. Unknown inkhead replacement cost. The tanks are chipped to prevent running totally dry (or refilling). About 3.7cents/page

      The Canon BJC 2100 takes an inktank that costs $7.00 with an estimated yield of 200 pages. About 3.5cents/page. The printhead costs $50 or so if you need to replace it.

      My numbers come from Office Depot, and my printer selection is limited. While it's true that the Canon's ink tanks for the bj 2100 are slighty cheaper than the HP 51645A, this cheepness is dependent on how often you replace your printhead.

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    5. Re:Go Cannon by Kevin+Mitnick · · Score: 1

      go ahead and get conned with the ink then, or was that not part of your shopping list?

    6. Re:Go Cannon by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Never realy had an ink problem, either an expiration date one or a running out of ink & I think it's to expensive when I go to grab a new cartridge problem... Though that wasn't really my point, I was pointing out that functionality comes before other concerns and unfortunately Canon has lacked in fuctionality for awhile now...

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    7. Re:Go Cannon by LuSiDe · · Score: 1

      Does anyone to have a nice resource site which is Linux-friendly and contains reviews about printer quality as well?

      I currently have a Lexmark Z51 which ain't well supported on Linux. Its cardridge is currently empty as well so i figured i could just as well buy a new printer (2nd hand, dumpster a laser-printer, or just buy a new one based on good, Linux-friendly advice).

      (TIA.)

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    8. Re:Go Cannon by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Ok how did the last post not go under the comment it said it was attaching this to? Gotta be some wierd slashcode error...

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    9. Re:Go Cannon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Does Canon make a printer yet with:
      1. A flatbed paper input tray


      You don't need this.

      2. High res color printing capacity (aka 'photo quality')

      That's so vague it's impossible to tell, but I highly doubt that HP has unparalleled technology. Capitalism usually brings competition up to par in technology with each other.

      3. Both 802.11b and ethernet adapters built-in
      4. Multi-format flash card reader
      5. good quality flatbed scanner

      Repeaters, card readers, and scanners exist as separate products which don't charge me with never ending crippled cartridge fees. Somehow I doubt card readers would be necessary (how could a user own a digicam and not own a card reader already) or more convenient (as opposed to printing from a computer via LAN or USB).

      Last I knew I couldn't get all of those at once from Canon, which is why my last printer was an HP...

      You miss the point. Maybe you can with Canon, maybe you can't, and maybe the economics is best if you don't get the combo printer. The main point was that Canon's ink cartridges DON'T SUCK.

    10. Re:Go Cannon by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      I can second that. I have a Canon i850. It has 4 ink tanks, and the black one is double size. I can go months and months before replacing a tank. A set of 4 tanks costs about $40-50 though, 1/3 the original price of the printer.

      The heads are fixed in the printer. Recently, I was having trouble with print quality. I took the head out and it was all gunked up. A quick clean with a tissue and Q-tip fixed the problem and now it's working as good as when I bought it.

      The only complaint I do have about Canon printers though is the linux drivers. They pretty much don't exist. They have some Japanese drivers in rpms that sort of work. Otherwise you're stuck using proprietary and non-free (~$30) drivers from Turbo Print. So that is something to definitely consider when purchasing a printer. I haven't used a Lexmark or Epson printer with linux, but I've read their drivers are better.

    11. Re:Go Cannon by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      I will never touch another lexmark printer if I can avoid it. I have an older HP Laserjet (2100) that should hold me for the forseeable future. When I want to view color images, I want to do it on my CRT, so only printing B&W doesn't matter to me. Mostly I just need to print out service manual sheets and take them out to cars when I work on them, and occasionally print a computer-generated map.

      Epson has really stupid drivers for their scanners. It has nothing to do with their printers, except it makes me not trust them. I have a Canon scanner, incidentally, and it's fantastic. Then again, I use Windows on the desktop.

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    12. Re:Go Cannon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can't learn that lesson until THE LESSON IS ACTUALLY TAUGHT. You think they sit around in their fucking money bins thinking "clearly people won't give us money for this, even though they are GIVING MONEY FOR THIS???"

    13. Re:Go Cannon by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      I have an epson perfection 1650 photo and it works fine. In windows, the drivers we good and in linux it works fine with sane. It was a pretty good scanner when they came out, so maybe that has something to do with it.

    14. Re:Go Cannon by Scutter · · Score: 1

      Yes to everything except number 3, as far as I know.

      I got my wife a Canon i8500 printer for Christmas to print scrapbook pictures with (so she needed high quality). I was so impressed with it, I bought myself a Canon MP390 and a Canon flatbed scanner.

      All of which go nicely with my Canon Powershot G5 camera. Can you tell I'm pretty well sold on Canon?

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    15. Re:Go Cannon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. So you can get frequent jams? So you can't print on anything thicker than, well, plain-old paper? Face it, the flat-pass-through design that Canon uses is far better than the under/curling pass that HP uses.

      2. You think a company that arguably makes the best cameras, both film and digital, would NOT make a "photo quality" printer?! YES, they make "photo quality" printers -- and get this -- they DON'T make you switch out the photo color cartridge when you want to print text. HP DOES make you swap cartridges. Look at nearly any printer reviews; Canon and Epson ALWAYS beat HP in photo quality tests.

      3. Canon does have a photo printer or two with 802.11b/g wireless, I'm not too sure about ethernet. But that begs the question; why do you need BOTH?!

      4. Seriously, who DOESN'T have a printer/multifunction that lacks a card reader these days?

      5. A good quality flatbed scanner is a separate piece of equipment. If you want quality, you're not buying a multifunction printer/scanner/copier. That said, Canon indeed have multifunctions with scanners that are on par with HP/Epson/Lexmark etc.

    16. Re:Go Cannon by jridley · · Score: 1

      A set of 4 tanks costs about $40-50 though, 1/3 the original price of the printer.

      Check into refills. Go to inksupply.com, they have instructions on their site that show exactly how to refill the carts. I have a Canon and it takes me about 2 minutes per cart to refill (slightly longer the first time) and cost is about 60 cents per tank to fill them.

      I've refilled all the colors on my i970 over 20 times each and have never had any trouble whatsoever; not even a clogged nozzle.

      (not affiliated with inksupply.com, just a happy customer).

    17. Re:Go Cannon by Shturmovik · · Score: 1

      Ya see this all the time...Corporation X will give up when they see that "consumers" won't stand for it!...even as those "consumers" continue to stand for it, and beg for more.

    18. Re:Go Cannon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone to have a nice resource site which is Linux-friendly and contains reviews about printer quality as well?

      Besides linuxprinting.org? None that I know of.

    19. Re:Go Cannon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an older HP Laserjet 5P. It uses a toner cartridge you can get for 30-80 dollars that will print a whole CASE of paper. It makes your price per page figures look just sad. Also it prints 6 or 7 pages per minute.

      Inkjet printers are for light-usage people with heavy credit card bills.

    20. Re:Go Cannon by omeomi · · Score: 1

      I just use a laser printer. The toner is comparatively cheap, it lasts darn near forever, and on the rare occasion that I need something printed in color, I can just send it to the Kinkos, and get a better looking print for probably the same amount it would cost me per page with an inkjet...I used to have an inkjet, but got tired of spending $60 every other month on ink. Now I buy toner once a year or so.

    21. Re:Go Cannon by defy+god · · Score: 1

      i believe the epson printer has the printheads built-in. this was after talking to an epson rep about the r300s . the r200s might be the same.

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    22. Re:Go Cannon by esanbock · · Score: 1

      When the i850 came out, it destroyed every thing out there in both cost and photo printing quality. But its job was to print photos. And it does it well. I have an i850 for photos and a Samsung ML-1750 laser for everything else. It sounds like you want 4 devices in one. I don't think Canon is in that business. But Konika has some nice options.

    23. Re:Go Cannon by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      i believe the epson printer has the printheads built-in. this was after talking to an epson rep about the r300s . the r200s might be the same.

      The Epson rep I talked to at compusa sounded very clueless. When I asked about CD printing he showed me the driver disc and said it was a demo printed on the printer. I tried to feed a CD through and he told me how I would "damage" the printer if I tried using their demo to print. He also said I would damage the printer if I printed from word onto the CD even if I stay within the margins. He also said that it would damage the printer if the front feed was down as printing in normal mode would grab a sheet of paper. Damage Damage Damage over and over again. Even putting a non printable CD/DVD into the printer according to him would cause damage! I asked him why I should consider such a fragile printer... he got pissed off and walked away. So did I and bought it else where.

      The info he provided was mostly bogus. It's true that if you use the CD try and try to print to "paper" it won't rise and the printhead will hit the tray. Seems silly that this logic isn't handeled in the printer or the driver esp since it warns you "please remove CD/DVD tray". Near as I can tell you can put non-printable media in the printer and looks soso on the transparancy setting. And the driver CD was clearly silkscreened. Had he not tried to use bullshit in the first place and say right off the bat "this was printed on an epson" I wouldn't have tried to put a damn CD through. I tend not to trust reps.

      The r300 and r200 take the same ink tanks. The print assembly looks similar and both offer the same sort of front feed dvd tray. But built in is an odd term for something that that was mounted at some point and designed to move left to right freely. It's not freely detachable like some Canons, it does look like you have to disassemble the entire printer to replace the print head, a major pain as the printhead track rises and falls to accomidate the ultra thick tray that is offered.

      The way I see it is this. A printhead I expect to cost $50 or so. Ink runs about 7 to 14 bucks each, assuming 14 black and 7 color that's $49, or $42 from a cheeper place. The r200 cost $100 and comes with ink. I could replace the printhead, or I could get a new printer and get new ink. Sadly if my printhead goes, a new printer would likely be justified unless you already spent the extra money on refillable tanks which you may be able to run solvent and clean up a nasty print head.

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    24. Re:Go Cannon by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      I have an older HP Laserjet 5P. It uses a toner cartridge you can get for 30-80 dollars that will print a whole CASE of paper. It makes your price per page figures look just sad. Also it prints 6 or 7 pages per minute.

      I wasn't touching the subject of laser, mostly inkjets as there were lots of claims that canon inktanks are so cheap. I see them as cheepish, but not dirt cheap but at least easy to refill.

      But I also have a laser that takes raw toner. IIRC correctly the HP 5P has a 3000 or 4000 page yield @ $30 for a referb cartrage. Penny sub penny range. But I can pickup a pint of toner at the local copy repair shop for $12 or so. Anything bulk goes to my laser, and I shut off the laser as it really sucks up the juice. I estimate my yield of 1 pint of toner at about 5000.

      But if I really wanted to be a cheap bastard i'd go back to dot matrix.

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    25. Re:Go Cannon by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Kind of a side note, but...
      HP also sells officejets. The D series uses a seperate print head, and they still rape you on the ink. Granted, they subsitute KY instead of the usual icy-hot, but...
      In that case, I can sort of understand an expiry date, etc. If you run the print heads dry, they die (they use what amounts to resistors that heat up the ink and pump it out that way, no ink, no cooling, they basically burn up)

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    26. Re:Go Cannon by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Hmm well let me clear things up:

      1. I've never had a printer that used a flatbed paper input tray cause me as many pains in the ass as ones that used some other method... 'paper jams' shouldn't be caused when it can't seem to feed the paper in...

      2. The second was common actually, but it's part of my overall list...

      3a. I don't want an adapter, I can (& did) buy an HP printer with these options built-in and working out of the box. Plug it in, detects network, and it's ready to go... Adapters aren't that simple...

      3b. I have a quite non-working one I bought with my camera, but it has never worked in any OS... Not to mention even though it says "Made by Fuji, Inc" on the bottom Fuji swears they don't make adapters... Guess i can call it a $50 paper weight cause that's what it is... I'd rahter be able to stick the card into the printer and let it print the photos or send them over to my PC over the network...

      3c. Well the only thing you really said to this was that I might want to consider buying them seperately... To bad I couldn't fit two devices on my desk huh? See if they can't fit in the space I have what use is it to me...?

      & as for your last comment... My point was if Canon can't give me the features I need in a single product while HP can then it doesn't matter fi their cartridges suck or not! If it doesn't fit the job it doesn't fit the job. It could have the best cartridges ever, but that means nothing to me... This is why HP is considered the first choice in printers (the offer something for just about everyone) & Canon isn't...

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    27. Re:Go Cannon by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Well HP already solved my issue, and it was my return point to the original poster.... If HP can make what I need and Canon can't then why would I even look at Canon?

      I also don't really need 4 devices in one, though printing and scanning in one does count as two... Most of the other things are either to avoid problems or increase ease of use for me... I went with a HP PSC Photosmart 2710 All-in-One just under a year ago because it was simple to use with my whole network and as one device could fit in the space my old printer did.

      It also supported the cards my digital camera uses when Canon seems to want 'Pictbridge' to be the solution to everything... To bad my camera doesnt' support that...

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    28. Re:Go Cannon by mutterc · · Score: 1
      The problem with the "corps will give up on certain behavior when it alienates enough customers" ignores the Industry Standards Factor. Basically, practices that are evil/profitable enough will become industry standards, and so comsumers really won't have anywhere else to go.

      For example, I'd even be willing to pay extra for a credit card that didn't raise your rate when you were late on some other card's payment, or a cellphone whose service contract did not require you to pay for an entire month even if you cancel service at the month's beginning. Obviously there's a hole in the free market here, so some company will step in and give people a more consumer-friendly experience, right?

      Right?

      [crickets chirping]

  9. Bone dry by homerj79 · · Score: 2, Informative

    There arent too many details on this, but i ran the cartridge in my HP printer (Photosmart 1110) bone dry. This was long after their software was telling me my cartridge was empty.

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    1. Re:Bone dry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did it work? how did you know it was bone dry

  10. Just a continuation of an old trend by SteelV · · Score: 1

    For years, I've noticed that on HP printers, it leaves a great deal of ink in the catridge while saying that it is out of ink. Controversly, I have a slightly older printer of the same that KEEPS PRINTING FAR TOO LONG, and actually prints even when there is hardly any ink left. I guess they realized how much money they can make from these overpriced cartridges?

  11. Plotters by Detritus · · Score: 4, Informative

    I believe this issue previously came up with HP plotters. People were installing "new" ink cartridges in their plotter, only to discover that the cartridge had expired. HP's explanation was that old ink cartridges could cause expensive damage to the plotter by clogging up the ink system with deteriorated ink.

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    1. Re:Plotters by prockcore · · Score: 2, Funny

      HP's explanation was that old ink cartridges could cause expensive damage to the plotter by clogging up the ink system with deteriorated ink.

      Shouldn't this be modded funny? The plotters I've used didn't have an "ink system".. unless you count "markers on paper".

    2. Re:Plotters by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Take a look at their current line of plotters. Pens are obsolete.

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    3. Re:Plotters by Desert+Raven · · Score: 1

      How long has it been since you used a plotter?

      Seriously, large-format inkjet plotters have been around for around ten years. Large-format laser/LED plotters have been around at least that long.

      I'm sure someone still makes pen plotters, but I can't remember the last time I saw one being used for anything other than specialty work (cutting decals, etc.)

    4. Re:Plotters by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      I've used three plotters over the years. Two were incredibly ancient flatbed plotters that used felt-tip pens, while the third was a plotter that moved the paper and used an inkjet-style printhead to draw lines.

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    5. Re:Plotters by ctwxman · · Score: 1

      No kids, no lids, no space cadets, no school bus riders. I haven't heard that since he was calling CQ with it in the early 60s!

    6. Re:Plotters by Detritus · · Score: 1
      At the time, I was a kid and a space cadet. My grandfather was a ham, and he had a similar attitude towards the great unwashed mob. I got my license when I was a bit older.

      If I live long enough to collect social security, I'm going to put a kilowatt on 75 meters and harass all the newbies :-).

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    7. Re:Plotters by prockcore · · Score: 1

      How long has it been since you used a plotter?

      Seriously, large-format inkjet plotters have been around for around ten years.


      It literally has been 10 years since I used a plotter. I hadn't realized they'd changed. I stand corrected.

  12. In an unrelated note... by Bionic_Baboon · · Score: 5, Funny

    HP and Lexmark are discussing a merger.

    1. Re:In an unrelated note... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this simply a sarcastic joke, or is this Carly's last gas as she was heading out the door?

    2. Re:In an unrelated note... by VikingDBA · · Score: 1

      I hate it when people gas on the way out the door. It's just rude. :)

    3. Re:In an unrelated note... by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1
      HP and Lexmark are discussing a merger.

      Oh man, please do not encourage them.

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  13. my experience is... by omahajim · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...that this is true. My trusty older HP2000C business color inkjet still sees regular use with both Windows XP and OS X. Anyways, the cartridges (HP 10, and also HP 11 which work fine) have an expiration date printed on the foil package. I had occasion to install one of these once and the printer configuration software told me it was expired and refused to use it, even though I could shake it and hear it was full.

    1. Re:my experience is... by omahajim · · Score: 1

      Well, I didn't word that properly, but I think at least one person got the gist. I installed an expired cartridge once (according to the date on the package) and via the little copper pads going to the embedded chip in the cartridge, the printer wouldn't let me use it.

    2. Re:my experience is... by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      What happens if you set the date back on your computer hardware? Does it start working again, or is it a "kill code" that forever zaps the cart when it detects the date is past the expiration?

      N.

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    3. Re:my experience is... by omahajim · · Score: 1

      must be the latter. I actually did at the time what you suggested, but no go.

    4. Re:my experience is... by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Virus writers could have great fun with this then, it seems. Just write a virus to set the clock ahead a couple years. Bang, whoever gets it and has a HP printer now needs a new cartridge.

      Instant profit for HP! Who knows, maybe they'll write the virus themselves...

      N.

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    5. Re:my experience is... by omahajim · · Score: 1
      Sorry, not intending to karma whore, but I remember another problem I had that also rendered a perfectly good cartridge as unuseable (I suspect because of the chip in the cartridge thinking the cartridge was 'empty', due to the problem below, and forever marking the cartridge as such even after the repair).

      In 2003, I had a problem with the HP 2000C breaking the "ink supply station". Essentially this particular mess of plastic parts and gears that the ink cartridges mount into, will regularly break. Once it breaks (apparently most frequently the arm for the cyan cart), you can no longer use what may have previously been a good cartridge after you complete the repair.

      I was able to order a new "ink supply station" from HP and repair the damage myself, but I remember it being a rather detailed repair. Unfortunately, I no longer have the web pages up that I had posted at the time, but hopefully this usenet thread with my postings will explain the problem better.

      PS: don't particularly care that it reveals my name. no big deal.

    6. Re:my experience is... by omahajim · · Score: 1

      interesting take on it, I don't own an HP printer newer than my 2000C (and will probably never, due to the problems in my other posting), so I don't know if that's still the status quo in the current printer line. But I hadn't thought of that possibility.

    7. Re:my experience is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have repeatedly shaken it and gotten gist all over the place...

    8. Re:my experience is... by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 1

      Even better, a virus that installs a Windows root kit which intercepts calls to the get_date function and only mis-reports the date to the HP printer device driver.

  14. Dates in printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does a printer even know what date it is? Why would it need this. It seems like the kind of 'feature' the typical ink-spray (i.e. no frills cheapo) wouldn't need or use. Can the date simply be fooled? Can the real time clock be disabled?

    1. Re:Dates in printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does a printer even know what date it is?

      It needs the date because the FBI needs it to keep your file in chronological order.

    2. Re:Dates in printers by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Many printers double as fax machines and so need to print the date in a header.

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  15. Perhaps with Carly gone sanity will return.` by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    But I'm not hopeful - I think the problem goes one level higher (the board that kicked out the Hewlett kid and hired her)

    1. Re:Perhaps with Carly gone sanity will return.` by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Yeah ... and then took so long to get rid of the woman after HP continued to underperform (read: tank) for so long. Personally I think the stockholders should get rid of the board too.

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  16. New law on class-action suits by abelenky17 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Last Friday, Pres. Bush signed a new law changing class-action lawsuit rules, including forcing the suits to Federal Court.

    Since this seems to be the first major suit announced, it'll be interesting to see how it works under the new law. Will there be real limits on attorney's fees? Will it be tied up in Federal Court even longer than it would've been in State Court? Will customers see something other than a coupon to buy more ink?

    Stay Tuned to find out!

    1. Re:New law on class-action suits by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      TO answer your questions:

      1) the plaintiff will be limitted, not the defendant, only fair that way

      2) It will only be tied up if the case is moving int he Plaintiffs' favor.

      3) Customers will wish it was a $5.00 coupon to buy more product, in the end expect a $0.50 coupon to cover postage to get into the class.

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    2. Re:New law on class-action suits by donutello · · Score: 1

      Federal judges are appointed by Presidents and have to be confirmed by the Senate. They are usually of a very high quality. State judges, by comparison, are not usually as highly regarded. Many of them are political appointees or popular electees - not subject to the same level of peer approval required for federal judges.

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    3. Re:New law on class-action suits by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Federal judges are appointed by Presidents and have to be confirmed by the Senate. They are usually of a very high quality. State judges, by comparison, are not usually as highly regarded. Many of them are political appointees or popular electees - not subject to the same level of peer approval required for federal judges.

      That depends on the president appointing them. Thomas and Jackson both were evidently unqualified at the time they were proposed. But on average the quality of federal judges is certainly higher.

      I don't think that the class action bill will work the way that its promoters intend. I think that it is most likely to eliminate the '$5 coupon' type of settlement where the principle objective is to pump up the lawyer's fees to the maximum possible and let the persons damaged by the defendant's behavior go hang.

      I don't think it very likely that the Federal courts will refuse to hear the cases due to mixed jurisdiction issues either. congress has decided that these cases should be heard in their jurisdiction. All prior case law concerning venue is now obsolete. Legislation trumps precedent, that is the point of legislation. The only way the courts could push the cases out would be to declare the venue clause unconstitutional which I can't believe would happen.

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    4. Re:New law on class-action suits by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      the plaintiff will be limitted, not the defendant, only fair that way

      Why.

    5. Re:New law on class-action suits by donutello · · Score: 1

      No, but it will prevent trial lawyers from shopping around to find the most incompetent/biased judge to hear their case. Federal judges subscribe to a much higher standard and the new legislation will ensure a more uniform application of the law.

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    6. Re:New law on class-action suits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      1) the plaintiff will be limitted, not the defendant, only fair that way


      Plaintiffs have always been able to choose where their case is heard (within jurisdictional requirements)

      Defendants, in certain cases, have the ability to remove certain cases to federal court, or to request change the venue (but not the jurisdiction of the case).

      So, what this law does it provide another way for defendants to remove a case to federal court. The problem it creates is that there are cases that will fall into the set of cases which the defendant can remove to federal court and the set of cases which the court is required by law to dismiss, while not leaving open the possibility of returning to state court.

      It's a virtual black hole.

    7. Re:New law on class-action suits by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I was being sarcastic and really know nothing about the law and was just fuming and ranting.

      I imagine this law is being passed a s away to keep the "evil doers" in this case trial lawyers from taking all the money that is won in a class action suit. So the law presumably disinsentivizes the lawyers from bringing too many cases.

      In reality suing a large company is very expensive and putting caps on what the lawyers can charge for is irresponsible.

      If someone grossly over charges another scum sucking protecter of the people (trial lawyer) will be happy to step in and sue for malpractice.

      If we are going to continue to have a legel system where much of the bad acts are handled by the guilty paying the victum and not going to jail or paying the government then we need to let the police of the people do their job.

      The whole point to civil court is to let the people (as apposed to The People in criminal court) have their say, and it can cost a lot of money. And if a case is lost many times it is not the class eating the cost, but the lawyers themselves.

      PS:
      trial lawyers suck, but legislating every infraction into criminal code sucks more.

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    8. Re:New law on class-action suits by Pofy · · Score: 1

      >2) It will only be tied up if the case is moving
      >int he Plaintiffs' favor.

      Bah, that is probably to make the date on the coupons expire before they can be cashed in...

    9. Re:New law on class-action suits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the sneakiest part of this deal is, suddenly the federal judges have to handle many more cases than they normally would. That makes it harder to get the class action suit heard at all.

  17. Could you be a bit more noncommittal? by rewt66 · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Might have been proven to work"? Um, yeah, whatever...

  18. I noticed that too by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    HP Secretly Rendering Printer Cartridges Unusable

    and Canon, Epson, Oki, Brother,... They all slowly render my printers unusable by selling me ink at $38000/gal, which slowly makes my wallet thinner and thinner until eventually I have no money left, I have to sell my home, put my wife on the street, dress my kids in rags and send them to beg at street corners, and get me a cardboard box to sleep in at night, and protect my (now useless) printer during the day...

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    1. Re:I noticed that too by winkydink · · Score: 1

      DO you have a picture of your wife handy?

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    2. Re:I noticed that too by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      So, we should make printers that use Jet Engine Fuel. It'd be cheaper, no doubt.

    3. Re:I noticed that too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF? Seriously. In 1992 I purchased an HP DeskJet for $899 and thought I got a steal. HP and the other printer companies are now selling many of their printers in the $65 to $200 range but low and behold, the ink cartridges are still the same price. Adjusted for inflation they are cheaper. This is a razor & razor blade model. HP has to make money for their stock holders and if they aren't making money on the printers because of cheap ass "I buy my stuff from China" American consumers then where are they going to make their money.

      Aw, heck with it, lets just kill our good ol' Amarican companies and get everything from China.

      Die evil HP scum! Booo - you steal our money by lowering the price of your products and improving their quality every year. Boooo!

    4. Re:I noticed that too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me introduce you to the word "dense"...

      It was a joke. Jesus, lighten up...

    5. Re:I noticed that too by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      We could make printers use premium wine and it would be cheaper!

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    6. Re:I noticed that too by thePjunisher · · Score: 1

      Jet engine fuel isn't expensive...

    7. Re:I noticed that too by forged · · Score: 1
      Exactly why I chose to recently buy a Canon printer considered "ancient" by today standards: an i965 rather than the new Pixma 2/3/4XXX model du jour which replaced the older photo 9XX series a few months ago.

      The i965 was one of the greatest/quickest A4 personal photo printers around about this time last year when it was introduced.

      And the cartriges are the excellent 6-series clear plastic containers (BCI-6BK, etc.) with no chips or games.

      They are CHEAP to buy and easilly found. to me this was the main driver for moving away from my old Deskjet 970Cxi.

  19. You'll probably be modded down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but FWIW: That was funny.

  20. Another class action by Facekhan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Another class action lawsuit whereby the lawyer gets a third of everything plus expenses and we get a coupon or some vague opportunity to get a small fraction of the money we have been cheated out of. The RIAA was sued for price fixing and hence stealing about 500 million dollars. They only had to pay back about 40 million + another 40 million worth of CD's no one wanted to buy. If you factor in the tax deduction (approximately 35%) and their savings in warehouse space due to dumping a few million CD's they could not sell anyways they are basically out the cost of the plaintiffs legal fee.

    1. Re:Another class action by sysadmn · · Score: 1

      The one good thing about the proposed class action lawsuit reform is that it will base the Lawyer's fees on the number of those damn coupons REDEEMED instead of the number issued.

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  21. We are just livestock on the corporate ranch by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    That seems to be the CorpGovMedia theme.....

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    1. Re:We are just livestock on the corporate ranch by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Just wait until they start using us as transplant fodder.

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  22. Typical HP tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having been locked into HP proprietary UNIX, a victim of their abondoning of Tru64 UNIX, forced to sign NDAs to receive information regarding constant failures of SAN firmware, it comes as no suprise that HP has sunk to new lows.

  23. This surprises you... how? by purduephotog · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Inkjet was always touted as the 'razor' for any company coming up in the ranks. The problem is ... much much much research $$ goes into finding pigments and dyes that are permanent and light fast... as well as fit the receiver requirements.

    And companies want to recoup that cost as fast as possible.

    I worked on some yellow dyes and can tell you it's a very difficult process. Very expensive- you might have 6 months of failures.. and the floor lab might be stained a million colours.

    But when it's done (and your scale up engineers have done it right) you'll get the cost of your ink way down.... I seem to remember some were down around 30$/kg. Pretty cheap. But that was the 'cost' of making the ink, not including all the $$ into research.

    And being a chemist I can tell you inks in suspension aren't good after sitting for awhile. Yes, it's in a dark cartridge, but I don't know many people that will tell you it's safe to take a drug /pill thats been in a bottle for 4 years. Ink's not a drug (tho as expensive as cipro!) but it is used to print a photograph that will, if said photo should fade, be lambasted as a "cheap ass company" for producing a bad product (See http://www.wilhelm-research.com/ ... mind you I dont have a very high opinion of his work... but it's still a consumer 'start' ... he'll be re-inventing quite a bit of knowledge because he's refused help)

    Anyways.... this shouldn't surprise anyone that works with inkjets. The high-volume people will never see the problem, only the low volume people. And those that know will probably do something like this instead http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&cate gory=1246&item=6746041397&rd=1 - note I am not endorsing this seller or product, only that I'm currently contemplating buying it...)

    1. Re:This surprises you... how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up, preferably +1 demi-god if possible :D

    2. Re:This surprises you... how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One tip.. don't link to an auction item on slashdot if you're wanting to buy it cheaply :p

    3. Re:This surprises you... how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


      I worked on some yellow dyes and can tell you it's a very difficult process. Very expensive- you might have 6 months of failures.. and the floor lab might be stained a million colours.


      Ugh.. what crap.
      Although it was probably a "difficult process" for the actual engineers trying to figure stuff out that doesn't necessarily translate into major expense.

      But when it's done (and your scale up engineers have done it right) you'll get the cost of your ink way down.... I seem to remember some were down around 30$/kg.

      Why do they measure ink in kg?

      Pretty cheap. But that was the 'cost' of making the ink, not including all the $$ into research.

      Even if we believe that there was an upfront cost of 10 man-years of work on a color, that can't be much more than a bit over a million, which given revenues of HP and the like is a drop in the bucket.

      Most companies products require millions in terms of labor investment, it is called the cost of doing business. I believe that a company is entitled to profit. But, that is not a justification for charging insane amounts and then engaging in (what I and many others would consider criminal) anticompetitive practices.

      Looking at the HP balance sheet, you have no argument.

    4. Re:This surprises you... how? by multimed · · Score: 1
      Which is all well and good--R&D costs money, we all get that. The problem is the cost of this should be tacked onto the printers, not the ink cartridges. Instead, the manfacturers use a different model--in part because the true costs to the consumers are hidden. Personally I think it's a deceptive business practice. The automotive industry might be a good model--the auto parts market is mature and very competitive. If an auto maker requires replacement parts to be their brand only, they can't inflate the cost to the consumer. If printer makers choose to sell printers at less than cost, I really don't feel the least bit sorry for them.

      As far as the expiring of the cartridges--I might be willing to buy your explanation except for the fact that these companies past behavior has done nothing for me to merit giving them the benefit of the doubt.

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    5. Re:This surprises you... how? by SpecBear · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A few questions come to mind:

      If it costs so much money to create ink, then why are third-party ink vendors able to do it for so much cheaper?

      If there's really that much innovation going into the ink R&D, why not just patent the ink?

      Do ink formulations really change that much from printer to printer?

    6. Re:This surprises you... how? by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      May I ask you... I'm perfectly satisfied with my old ink. It's been in trade for some 8 years now. Why didn't the price go down? Why can't I safely buy cheap cartridges with "economy class" old ink, but pay for research that saves me extra 5 seconds of waiting for the printout, but costs me 15 minutes of work at my workplace to pay extra?

      I really don't see a difference between quality or speed of, say, HP850C and the newest model. The only difference I see the old cartridge is 15ml and the new one is 5, the old one lasts me for a year, the new one for 2 months, the old one is refillable, the new one isn't, and they cost about the same. But the old printer isn't supported. Once it breaks, I won't be able to have it fixed and will have to buy new crap.

      I don't care about new, revolutionary inks. I want the same, old, good ones. And I don't want to see them go.

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    7. Re:This surprises you... how? by karnal · · Score: 1

      and the floor lab might be stained a million colours

      Hey hey hey! What you choose to do in your off hours is none of my business. Get back to making me some ink!

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    8. Re:This surprises you... how? by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Hah - I installed that exact bulk printing system you linked to for my SO a couple months ago, and it works like a charm. Cheap, cheap ink, and less hassle without reordering and changing carts all the time.

      For anyone interested, here's some installation notes and better pictures of the bulk printthing for a EpsonR200.

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    9. Re:This surprises you... how? by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...I don't know many people that will tell you it's safe to take a drug /pill thats been in a bottle for 4 years.

      Well, a few years back, I happened to find a joint stashed among my old baseball cards (???) while visiting my parents, and let me tell you, the date of expiration had zero deterrent effect.

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    10. Re:This surprises you... how? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      first off HARD pills , specifically common stuff like chemical antibiotics and painkillers do last quite a while past the "expiry date"

      I worked in a microbiological lab for 7 years. we did an experiment on a bottle of antibiotics that were 10 years past the date.

      in a pitri dish 1 milligram of crushed and powdered pill from that bottle had the EXACT SAME effect as a new pill of the same compound on the same strains that we tested. I tested 5 different microbiological buggers that we had laying around... no I can not remember what ones without finding my old lab journals.

      I can see expirations on liquicaps and liquids, but CERTIANLY NOT on any hard poweder pills that are from normal stable chemical compounds.

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    11. Re:This surprises you... how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I seem to recall ..."

      When someone uses this synthetically anachronistic phrase, I'm nearly always fooled. So, what were you really doing, while seeming to recall?

      Sometimes, when I'm not fooled, I expect there's an unwritten caveat, "except I was really whacking off to victorian images of copulating bungies", or something like that. But that doesn't sound like something a astute ink chemist does -- all those sepia tones, you know.

  24. BUllshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure dried ink can reek havoc on printer heads. This is not necessarily an attempt to screw over their customers

    nah, hp just trying to gouge their customers. I've known about this for a few years. Yes, indeed, they are programmed to STOP WORKING after a certain amount of time REGARDLESS of the status of the ink.

    HOPE IT TURNS INTO A CLASS ACTION

  25. Wow! by bonch · · Score: 1

    Wow, a lawsuit said so? It must be true!

    Don't get me wrong, it wouldn't surprise me in the least. But this entire article is based solely on a "Yahoo! News" article saying a woman filed a lawsuit. Hardly up to the level of content needed for a Slashdot discussion. What exactly are we supposed to post about? "So, a lady is claiming this. It wouldn't surprise me if it was true. Um...yeah." It's just a lawsuit claiming this. There are endless lawsuits each year claiming all kinds of things.

    Come on, Zonk. After editing my Star Wars Episode III submission to link to IGN instead of ThisIsLondon, and then posting an insightful and timely review of a three-month old game called Halo 2 in order to pimp the XFS in the article, you're beginning to turn into the next Michael...

  26. HP, Take a lesson from the diary industry... by Dark+Coder · · Score: 1

    If you don't take spoiled milk off the shelf, soon you won't have any customer....

    1. Re:HP, Take a lesson from the diary industry... by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Uh unless you mean the book industry (& good lord I know I don't want to know what they have to do with spoiled milk) you might want to say 'dairy' not 'diary'...

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    2. Re:HP, Take a lesson from the diary industry... by Geoff+Pado · · Score: 1

      I thought diaries were something you kept and wrote in forever. Now they expire, too? That sucks, how will I write about my latest 24-hour long relationship with Bobby, the hot guy in Biology 101 now?

    3. Re:HP, Take a lesson from the diary industry... by Marran+Gray · · Score: 1

      Actually, taking a lesson from the diary industry would mean setting up a market wherein people would have to buy more product proportionally to their angst. As it is, they're getting hammered by LiveJournal because nobody bothers to print their whining onto paper anymore.

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  27. Well. by Renraku · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yeah, hacking the carts to remove the expiration date is a good way to get some lawsuits sent at you. After all, they have a big legal department and have a lot of extra money for a legal fund.

    What if you saw a pack of razors at the store for like, $1 for a decent quality brand? You'd probably buy them if you're the shaving type. Now lets say that these are made from some revolutionary material that biodegrades in three days. The expiration date on the package is set for three days after sale. You buy the razors and think you're getting a good deal. Three days later, the razors are a puddle of nondescript goo in the package you bought them in.

    You do some research and find a way to 'deactivate' the degrading mechanism.

    You've just destroyed this company's business model. Their 'good idea' is now a disaster that it might take them months to change. Of course its a stupid idea for the company, but they're more worried about those who oppose them (you) than making good ideas.

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    1. Re:Well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe I read all that! What on earth does that prove!?

    2. Re:Well. by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      HP wouldn't have a leg to stand on in a lawsuit. There's precedent against Lexmark - the court ruled that hacking the carts was legal.

  28. Epson printers... by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Epson apparently does a similar thing with their printers as my brother fount out the other day.

    At a predermined time (On time? Date? Droplets fired?) the printer shut down with the equivilent of an "Engine Check Light" and refuses to print. The driver brings up a generic error message about "serviceable parts are past their usable lifetime" even though the printer was working perfectly.

    The printer is so old now that having it serviced is completely out of the question and given that new printers of much greater quality only cost $50, well...

    Welcome to the peak of the throw away society! You no longer have to wait till normal, planned, obsolesence kicks in, electronic devices are now programed to fail!

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    1. Re:Epson printers... by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not exactly the same. Epsons will stop printing when the ink recovery pad in the bottom of the printer is saturated (according to whatever calculation they use). The upside of this is that you don't have to worry about ink pouring out of the bottom of your printer because the pad overflows.

      It's possible to reset the printer by pressing a combination of keys on the front panel. Of course, it's recommended that you remove and clean the ink sponge first (there are websites that show how to do this).

      N.

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    2. Re:Epson printers... by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 1

      Oh, hey thanks!

      Too bad The Epson guy wasn't as helpful :(

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    3. Re:Epson printers... by flowerp · · Score: 1


      Would be nice to completely reverse engineer the firmare of such a printer to document and expose the malpractices of the manufacturer. Of course one cannot fully publish the reverse engineered code, except for some juicy bit proving these time bombs in the code and other dirty tricks.

      This stuff could even be used in a class action lawsuit against HP/Epson/Lexmark/younameit.

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    4. Re:Epson printers... by javaxman · · Score: 1
      Epsons will stop printing when the ink recovery pad in the bottom of the printer is saturated ... It's possible to reset the printer by pressing a combination of keys on the front panel.

      So that's what happens... I've been wondering, as my Epson is sitting in a somewhat dusty corner and I frequently see it charging the ink head, and all too often have to run it through the head cleaning process, as it's not used on a regular basis. I knew enough to know that it's spitting ink on a pad in there, but I've always wondered what happens when it's full of ink...

      Thanks! I'd label you Informative if I had mod points...

    5. Re:Epson printers... by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      If changing the ink pad, be aware that the inks used in inkjet printers are mildly corrosive. Try and clean up any spills immediately. Oddly enough,the product I found most effective for cleaning up ink spills was Amway LOC.

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    6. Re:Epson printers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for your FUCKING AMWAY SPAM !!!
      Please post your email address so we can all place our orders.

      And if you have any pyramid scams you want to introduce, now would be a GREAT TIME!

    7. Re:Epson printers... by jridley · · Score: 1

      I called Epson and they emailed me instructions on how to do the reset nerve pinch. I didn't even have to swear at them.

      The printer went belly up a while later anyway but they were helpful on this point.

    8. Re:Epson printers... by dukeisgod · · Score: 2

      Good idea. HP should do that. Nothing like responding to a help desk call that a printer is spilling ink everywhere, and the office ladies used up all their maxi-pads soaking up the ink.

  29. Just to allow the possibility HP isn't evil... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..you ever try to print on a printer with an ink cartridge that's been sitting in it, unused, for over a year? The quality is terrible, and I've had to run head and nozzle cleaning routines 5-6 times before getting a servicible (not great--servicible) print back out.

    Once an ink cartridge is installed and in use, I'm not terribly suprised that it has a shelf life before it's considered bad or unreliable. Kind of like the spaghetti sauce after you open it--you can't just leave it sitting on a shelf at room tempreature indefinitily anymore.

    Now, if it's not LETTING you keep using your old cartridges, that's bad. If it's telling you you're out of ink when you're not, also bad. But if they're just telling you "we recommend you change this cartrige" because you've had it 18 months, well, there's some reason to say that's a GOOD thing to let you know...

  30. What about other manufactures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there a list of companies that also do this or something similar?

  31. Slashdot dupes are getting older...April 30th 2003 by B747SP · · Score: 5, Informative
    I thought I recognised this story. A quick google revealed this article, the original of which this article is an effective dupe (along with a bunch of other slashdot stories about the long-standing axis of evil print cartridges that is Lexmark/HP/Epson.

    Me, I buy Canon inkjets. They've gone off in a completely opposite direction: Imagine a world where ink refill cartridges were little plastic containers that hold only ink, no 'chips', no replacing jets each time you run out of ink, no corporate attempt to dictate who you shall buy your ink and/or ink refills from. That's Canon Think Tank.

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  32. That's how capitalism works. by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    If you don't like what the company is doing, don't buy their printers. Vote with your wallet; it's the democratic way to show 'em you are displeased. Lawsuits, on the other hand, are backed with guns, and are the way of tyrants. Take your pick.

    1. Re:That's how capitalism works. by wes33 · · Score: 1

      capitalism assumes that the consumer has enough knowledge to compare products. Last I looked, HP's cartridges didn't give a "won't work after" date ...

      this isn't captitalism -- it's known as sharp practice

    2. Re:That's how capitalism works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lawsuits, on the other hand, are backed with guns, and are the way of tyrants. Take your pick.


      This place is astounding. Lets see some other things that are backed with guns...

      • Money (If you don't believe me, make some of your own. Note what the folks who show up at your door are wearing)
      • Private Property (you don't mind if I "borrow" your car do you? You do? what are you and/or society going to do about it?
      • Civil Order (yes, Virginia the cops are armed)


      But I agree, we would all be much better off if we stopped using the threat of violence to artificially create a society where basic commerce is possible and just let the market sort it all out.

      Un-be-leavable
    3. Re:That's how capitalism works. by blueskies · · Score: 2, Insightful

      -1 Inane

      Democratic way. How does democracy relate to our economy?

      If a company breaks the law and makes me lose money, I have no other recourse but to sue them to recover my losses. Why would you even think that I would buy the products if they are a dishonest company. Of course I would no longer purchase from them. But you haven't resolved with how to deal with them breaking laws and cheating me out of money.

      Asking for justice with in our system IS the democratic way.

    4. Re:That's how capitalism works. by imoXu · · Score: 1

      That may be how capitalism works but it aint democracy. According to your system dollars = votes, and more dollars is more vore votes but Im pretty sure the original idea behind democracy was more about 1 person = 1 vote Sure money is power but it isnt democracy. The moment you bring money into the equation you are totally missing the point. mox

    5. Re:That's how capitalism works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to recall someone above posting that they would be buying Cannon solely after this report. They were then responded to by someone who listed all the various beneficial features which HP supports and Cannon does not. So there's really no recourse if someone wants both a printer with all of their desired features AND freedom from deactivation chips.

    6. Re:That's how capitalism works. by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1
      Just a note -- there's nothing particularly democratic about voting with your wallet. Democracies are based on the idea that every person (with the franchise, at least) has an equal say. Voting with your wallet gives more "votes" to people with more money.

      I agree with your sentiment here that not buying HP printers is a good response to this particular situation, but don't pretend that it is really democratic.

    7. Re:That's how capitalism works. by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Yep, that's capitalism, but luckily we have an actual society in which this capitalism exists, hence the power to sue those who abuse public trust.

      To have a society, you'd have to care just a wee bit more than "I stopped company X from stealing my money from fraud". You'd also have to care about company X stealing money via fraud from other people (hence, the "tyrant" power of the legal system).

      Apparently, you just don't fucking care about other people. Please add that to your sig so the rest of us can see you coming.

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    8. Re:That's how capitalism works. by Chemisor · · Score: 1

      > If a company breaks the law and makes me lose money

      Making you lose money is not against the law. You bought the ink cartrige on your own free will. It is not a crime to sell you less than you expected and should not be.

      > I have no other recourse but to sue them to recover my losses.

      The company is not responsible for your "losses". They sold you a cartridge; it had ink in it; you had the option to use it before the expiration date; if you didn't, it's not their fault and not their problem. As I said before, if you don't like timed cartridges, don't buy them; that's your recourse to not "lose" any more money.

      > how to deal with them breaking laws and cheating me out of money.

      It is an issue of trust. You should learn something about the product before buying it; the responsibility is yours. Even if their marketing department did nothing but lie to you and sell you worthless garbage, you still had to make the decision to purchase it. The company did not "make you lose money", you did it to yourself by buying something of unknown value. So chalk it up to experience and quit whining about your "lost" money.

  33. This is why they fired her... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The HP Board of Directors must have found out about these unethical business practices and that's why Carly Fiorina was fired. The real answers always come out on Slashdot.

  34. Is there a list of printers? by antdude · · Score: 1

    Do all new and recent HP printers do this? I have a HP PhotoSmart printer (forgot the model number) that I got a few months ago.

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  35. Other causes than expiry date by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Firstly, the HP inkjet cartridge includes the print head, so no real damage is done if you run a bad cartridge.

    However, there are far more important things than exiry date for the useful lifetime. If you use the printer in a very dry area then the ink is far more likely to dry out quicker. If we're really to believe that HP is doing this to be nice to us, then I'd expect to see a humidity sensor.

    It might be OK to tell the user that their cartridge has expired and let them choose to use it or not. Surely the choice is the customer's. Analogy: Milk has an expiry date. If you use old milk, that's your business. The milk company don't prevent you from using milk that's a couple of days past expiry (though maybe if they could figure out technology to do this they would).

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    1. Re:Other causes than expiry date by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2
      Analogy: Milk has an expiry date. If you use old milk, that's your business. The milk company don't prevent you from using milk that's a couple of days past expiry (though maybe if they could figure out technology to do this they would).

      The milk company (and the law) can prevent the store from selling it past that date.

    2. Re:Other causes than expiry date by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      Milk has an expiry date. If you use old milk, that's your business. The milk company don't prevent you from using milk that's a couple of days past expiry (though maybe if they could figure out technology to do this they would).

      And the customers would rejoice, have you ever accidently poured a glass of expired milk? Jesus, if for some reason the carton wouldn't open past the expiration date I would be extremely thankful. ;P

    3. Re:Other causes than expiry date by seann · · Score: 1

      "Firstly, the HP inkjet cartridge includes the print head, so no real damage is done if you run a bad cartridge."

      Please check into the Business Inkjet lines which use separate Print Heads and Ink Cartridges.

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    4. Re:Other causes than expiry date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if you purchase milk, say, 2 days before expiry. Do you have to drink all the milk in the next 2 days, when most likely it's good for at least 7?

    5. Re:Other causes than expiry date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, except an expired printer cartridge won't make you sick like 'expired' milk.

    6. Re:Other causes than expiry date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's your point?

    7. Re:Other causes than expiry date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Analogy: Milk has an expiry date. If you use old milk, that's your business.

      Not at all! Yesterday I have opened a milk, turned upside down but nothing came out. These bastards surely incorporated a chip in it as it correctly recognized it was expired (about three months or so).

    8. Re:Other causes than expiry date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      The milk company (and the law) can prevent the store from selling it past that date.

      Logic is not your strength.

    9. Re:Other causes than expiry date by soft_guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Better yet, they should come to my house and remove the old milk when it expires. They should show up a few seconds before it expires and remove it from the refrigerator, or my hand, just as the expiration happens. That's a valuable service and I would expect people to pay extra for it.

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    10. Re:Other causes than expiry date by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Informative
      The milk company can prevent that, but not for the reason you think. They can prevent that because almost all store have a contract with the milk company. They don't buy the milk and resell it, they let the dairy put the milk on the shelf, they get a cut of the profits, and the dairy comes in every day and takes expired milk back and puts in missing milk. The store cannot sell expired milk because it's still the dairy's milk until they sell it.

      If a store just goes out and purchases 10 gallons of milk and puts it on the shelf...no, the milk company could not prevent the resell.

      Of course, it would be illegal, but that's for health reasons, not 'might damage your printer' reasons. It's not illegal to sell products that people can use to damage their printer, whereas it is illegal to sell 'food' that people cannot safely eat.

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    11. Re:Other causes than expiry date by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Please check into the Business Inkjet lines which use separate Print Heads and Ink Cartridges.

      Then it might make sense for their business line. But why for home users where they are all one unit?

    12. Re:Other causes than expiry date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know if you realize that your sig is:

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    13. Re:Other causes than expiry date by enosys · · Score: 1

      Does the law totally prevent it? Isn't there some legal way to sell expired products accompanied by a statement that basically says "these are expired, no guarantee whatsoever, sold as is"?

    14. Re:Other causes than expiry date by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      That "Mike" sure is a funny guy, huh?

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    15. Re:Other causes than expiry date by graffix_jones · · Score: 1

      It's actually not an 'expiry' date, but a 'sell by' date... IIRC if milk is kept at 40 degrees F it'll last at least a week past that date, but you won't catch me drinking any of it after those seven days. :)

    16. Re:Other causes than expiry date by mobets · · Score: 1

      Ask Epson and Canon, they have been doing it for years.

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    17. Re:Other causes than expiry date by mikael · · Score: 1

      That's going to be the next thing in intelligent refrigerators. Each unit will automatically scan the RFID tags on every food product inside and automatically throw out those items with expired "use by" dates. If more than three products are found it will wait until you come home and refuse to open until you have watched the public health information film on the hazards of expired use-by dates at least three times.

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    18. Re:Other causes than expiry date by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 1

      They should show up a few seconds before it expires and remove it from the refrigerator, or my hand, just as the expiration happens. That's a valuable service and I would expect people to pay extra for it.

      Not as valuable as having them shove a finger down your throat if they arrive a few seconds after you drank it. Now that would be downright priceless, for the spectators anyway.

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    19. Re:Other causes than expiry date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They don't buy the milk and resell it, they let the dairy put the milk on the shelf, they get a cut of the profits

      You just made that up, didn't you?

    20. Re:Other causes than expiry date by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      No. I used to work night shift in a gas station.

      Every day at 4, the Mayfield guy would come in, move any milk he wanted in and out of the fridge, hand me a receipt, I'd count the gallons on the dolly in and on the dolly out, and sign it, and then I'd print off something the register and hand him a receipt, and he'd walk out of there with however much milk he chose, leaving however much he chose.

      Now, legally, I don't know 'whose' milk it was. All I knew is that we kept track of it for him, and he could do anything he wanted to the milk. He decided how much was in the freezer, he decided to take things off the shelf, he carried it in and out (I just witnessed it), he was in total charge of all Mayfield products, which was basically just milk. Unlike almost every other item in the store, it was not ours to do with as we willed.

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    21. Re:Other causes than expiry date by seann · · Score: 1

      this is mike, not only did he forget to logout on my workstation, but then when he visited me at home he did the same thing.

      also i nailed his girlfriend

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    22. Re:Other causes than expiry date by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      have you ever accidently poured a glass of expired milk?
      Downside: Cheese-flavored coffee.
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  36. Read closely by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    I used the word *NORMAL* I did not say all.

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  37. Seriously, why inkjets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Years ago, the price differential between ink and laser might have justified going the inkjet route... but in these days of $200-$300 PostScript-compatible laser printers which last substantially longer on a single toner cartridge, why the hell does anybody buy inkjets?

    The only reason I can think of is cheap color, but nobody's been able to tell me what color is so critically important for (photos? c'mon... burn a photo-CD and get it developed at the store for less money than new inkjet cartridges over time).

  38. Why dont they get a clue. by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

    This happened to me with my HP Business Inkjet 2200. The cartridge was reported as half full before suddenly it began to say "Cartridge Expired" and refused to print until I replaced the cartridge. Now a cartridge costs over 30 bucks each and supposedly last for about a year before it "expires" (and if they all expire at once you're looking at over 120 bucks to replace a plastic box full of ink). Well If I had known they were this grimy I would have avoided them like the plague.

    I would feel better if instead of them fucking my wallet up the ass they would sell REPLACEMENT INK! Why replace the whole cartridge when all you need is liquid? Oh now I get it would be too easy for someone else to come around and give them a little competition. I liked the idea that the print heads are separate from the ink reservoir because it would make sense to fill the reservoir with ink. But no; money over common sense.
    Also if you think about it is very wasteful to throw out plastic boxes just because they have no more ink in them. I know your supposed to recycle them but who really does? Sounds like they also don't give two shits about the environment either but what else is new.

    1. Re:Why dont they get a clue. by MulluskO · · Score: 1

      I've seen a lot of printers like that, the ink cartidge contains not only the ink, but also the printer-head that actually interfaces with the printer.

      There are some benefits to doing this, the printers I have had with this feature tend not to have as many printing problems, but I know the real reason.

      While it might be anticompetetive and possibly illegal to flat-out prevent the use of third party ink, they can make great strides towards shutting out their competitors by requiring that heads be replaced.

      We may have at one point had printers which just took ink, and the third party ink seller just kept selling what they already knew how to make.

      The printer manufacturer could up the ante by requiring that ink be packaged in catridges, and now the ink sellers have to either spend money to develop the means to make cartridges or get out of the game.

      Now, the part of the device that does the actual writing must be replaced. Regardless of the cost of the print head, the ink company must now develop the means to produce print heads if they wish to continue to compete. The ink companies practically have to turn themselves into printer companies just to sell ink to the consumer.

      What if something about the print head is patented? Great news for the printer company, I guess.

      Imagine the conveniance of a new design in cars in which some car company develops oil cartridges which could potentially make changing your oil literally a snap. They'd certainly deserve a patent, but how much sway should the car company have over who can and can not sell oil for these vehicles?

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  39. Are you sure? by jd · · Score: 4, Funny
    It is possible they could be more noncommittal. Or less, as the case might be.


    However, it may not be so much as noncommitment, which is merely a lack of commitment, as an anti-commitment.

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    1. Re:Are you sure? by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Just wondering: Have you ever been committed?

    2. Re:Are you sure? by jd · · Score: 1

      No, I've heard that companies prefer to hire people who are certifiable.

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  40. can be justified by mqx · · Score: 3, Interesting


    If the vendor makes it clear on the product that there is an expiration date, then there would seem to be no reason that they can't also enforce it by technical measures. I mean, when you buy a one year license key for a software product, you read and agree to the license that says that it will stop working after one year. If the consumable actually says that it will expire and stop working after 2.5 years (or whatever), then that's what it'll do, and this is what you are cogniziant of when you make the transaction!

    There are some complications.

    Firstly, if the time-expiring consumable is tied to the product and not available from any other vendor, there may be some sort of anti-trust issue here with "product tieing"; i.e. the vendor is trying to control the market more than is allowable: this is anti-competitive.

    Secondly, if there are objective reasons for time-expiring, then the vendor may be okay: for example, if it can be shown that the the quality of the ink degrades to the point that after the expiration date, it would actually cause damage to the product it is used in. In this case, the vendor is making a fair and reasonable attempt to reduce damage caused by the item, which seems fair enough. Note again, there would need to be a provable reason for this, not just some kind of marketing spin.

    Thirdly, it's a free market: if one vendor wants to offer a consumable with time-expiration built in, then there's nothing stopping other vendors from offer non-expiring products. As the consumer, provided you are given the knowledge up front (i.e. product labelling), it's then your free choice about which product you want to choose. There's no reason for the government or courts to step in and regulate this behaviour.

    So without knowing a lot more facts, it's hard to understand what the exact position is here.

    1. Re:can be justified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Products aren't licensed. They are sold. If you, say, buy a computer from Dell, do you expect them to have any right to make the computer stop working after the Warranty runs out? After all, they only guaranteed that it would work for 3 years. You shouldn't expect it to work after the warranty runs out, should you?

      Or, if you bought a gallon of milk...if it's still good after the expiration date, then good for you. There's a difference between not guaranteeing the milk, and purposefully sabotaging the milk so it spoils on the expiration date.

      A few people have claimed that it's for the consumer's "safety", so they don't accidentally make a printout with ink that may be suboptimal. I don't object to the printer making a warning message, but the user should be able to override it. Would you like your local dairy to put something in your milk that will spoil it for you on the expiration date? Or would you rather check if the milk is sour before you drink it, and decide for yourself if it is usable?

      If you bought it, it's yours. The seller has no right to put in planned obsolescence. The seller is obligated to work to make the product appropriate for the purpose they advertise it for.

    2. Re:can be justified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything can be justified.

      Ever heard some freak talking about castration retarted people?

      Sure they got points, but does it make it right?

    3. Re:can be justified by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Would you like your local dairy to put something in your milk that will spoil it for you on the expiration date? Or would you rather check if the milk is sour before you drink it, and decide for yourself if it is usable?

      I'd love a time actived dye cap in my milk that will clearly identify it's past its expiration date. Nothing worse than being half awake fuzzy eyed making my morning latté only to discover that the milk is either a little bit off resulting in my farting all day, or really off resulting in that sour milk taste and farting all day, or really really off with that sour taste farting all day and vomiting.

      Come midnight, poof the milk goes red. Easy to spot without my glasses.

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    4. Re:can be justified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they allege that the smart chip expiring the cartridge on a fixed date is a secret, i.e., an undocumented and un-agreed-upon feature. So, the company is acting in bad faith. They want the profits from more cartridge sales without taking a hit from consumers being aware of ths limitation and picking competitor's products.

    5. Re:can be justified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Easy to spot without my glasses. Do you have a nose? Check -- it should be on your face.

    6. Re:can be justified by Pofy · · Score: 1

      >Products aren't licensed. ...yet!

      Just wait a few years and you can't buy a toaster without finding that little paper inside were you should put the bread telling that by removing the paper (so you can put in the bread) you agree to not have bought the toaster but only licensed it. You can of course then only use approved bread and since you don't own the toaster they can come and get it back for whatever reason they make up at any time. Of course, should you house burn down when using the toaster (after all, it is sold "as is" with no guarantee of even being able to make toasts), the most they pay you is for a new toaster. Finally, don't be affraid if you wake up in the middle of the night with some stranger in your kitchen, they are just auditing your toaster to see you comply with the license or alternatively they are "updating" it in some way, perhaps just making one slice at a time instead of two, but in a different "better" way.

      It is only a matter of time...

    7. Re:can be justified by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Do you have a nose? Check -- it should be on your face.

      Can you smell the odor of sour milk after dumping a can of cat food, morning yogurt, and brewing coffee?

      Very sour milk, perhaps. But that so so milk that doesn't seem to bother anyone else, that so so milk that only has a slightly sour odor that no one else seems to mind. Don't understand how anyone can stand that almost off taste. That's the one that makes me fart.

      But like most people, there have been times when you don't take the time to sniff the milk in the jug, and it ends up in the glass, in its chunky yet white and opaque glory. to the mouth that first sip... and boom chunky spew everywhere.

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    8. Re:can be justified by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Just a wee bit of a devil's advocate thingy on point 2.
      If they use a thermal system (and to my knowledge, hp only uses thermal, epsons and their licensed stuff uses peizos), if you run a thermal print head (heat ink up, ink drops out) without any ink, you basically burn up the print head. The ink provides a bit of cooling - enough so that the resistors don't burn up and die.

      That said, if your print head is in the cartridge (it is with most), you can't claim this. Who cares about a dying print head in an empty cartridge.

      HP does make printers that have seperate print heads, but they aren't the majority. Of course, warranty issue arise, you (as a company) don't want to have to replace a print head because "Bubba's Backyard Brew" Ink is too thick and gummed up the ink channels in your print head.

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  41. Not a new tactic by n6kuy · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Accuchek has been doing it for a long time with the code chips you have to put into your blood glucose monitor to identify the batch of strips being used. Go past the expiration date and the meter refuses to operate....

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    1. Re:Not a new tactic by omahajim · · Score: 1

      I have to say I don't have a problem with this. These test strips are labeled with a specific calibration number that must be matched in your glucometer. Considering that proper blood sugar readings could be considered a life-critical issue for a diabetic, I don't have a qualm with 'expired' strips being unuseable. Our insurance covers the cost of them anyways, and as it is we go through 3 or 4 a day anyways.

    2. Re:Not a new tactic by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      Is there a reason for this, does anybody know ? If the device malfunctions with old strips the company might be liable.

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    3. Re:Not a new tactic by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      Just to play devil's advocate, are you sure that these chips don't actually expire in some way?

    4. Re:Not a new tactic by achbed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The difference there is that you are talking about a glucose testing system that can and is affected by moisture on the test strips. Do you know what happens if your testing strip is horribly out of whack and you're a severe diabetic? Death from over (or under)-use of insulin. I belive a wrongful death lawsuit is a lot worse than a DMCA lawsuit. (well, this is the US. this may or may not be true)

    5. Re:Not a new tactic by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      There should still be an override. Perhaps show a screen saying that using expired strips can be very dangerous and should only be done if fresh ones cannot be procured (say, after a very nasty blizzard, or if you're backpacking and forgot to check the date. For the user to read that for 30 seconds before being allowed to hit the override button.

      An old strip is still better than no strip.

  42. Running b&w only on HP printers by karldavidson · · Score: 3, Funny

    I used to install HP Printers twice on machines. One for B&W and a second for color. HP drivers now prevent you from printing greyscale only. I spent hours on the phone with HP support, there is no way to do it on HP's newer printers. I am sure that this is to force people to use more expensive ink.

    1. Re:Running b&w only on HP printers by seann · · Score: 1

      take the color cartridge out

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    2. Re:Running b&w only on HP printers by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      newer HPs (everything using the 50 series and later, at least) will not print without both cartridges installed, and with the correct carts on both color and black/photo.

      my lexmark z45 on the other hand is more than happy to print with just the black installed. call them evil if you wish, at least they let you use what youve got.

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    3. Re:Running b&w only on HP printers by stg · · Score: 1

      It's even worse for multifunctionals - they don't use the printer parts for scanning or faxing, and yet these won't work either if the cartridges aren't ok (hp psc 2210, for example).

      I was planning on getting a similar model from HP till that - now I will keep my old HP 710c and scanner for a while. I've been using it for years with a broken color cartridge, just printing in black and white, with no problems.

    4. Re:Running b&w only on HP printers by springbox · · Score: 1

      I use a HP DeskJet 712C and I don't often print from it, especially not in color since the ink is so expensive. It's annoying that the printer won't work without both the color and black carts in it, and I only want to print with the black one, so I leave the dried out color cart in it and the printer seems happy. Maybe 3rd parties could make dummy carts to solve this problem?

    5. Re:Running b&w only on HP printers by dickens · · Score: 1

      I have an officejet 5110 that has been out of color ink for about six months. Still works fine.

      You need to go into printers settings, click the advanced tab, check "print in grayscale" and then choose "high quality", "black only" or "optimized for fax". All three settings use only black ink.

      If you don't check "print in grayscale" and you're out of one color ink you will indeed get strange results. For some reason it uses color inks even when it doesn't seem to make any sense (unless you tell it not to).

    6. Re:Running b&w only on HP printers by loraksus · · Score: 1

      I can see how this could be modded as funny, but it isn't. He wasn't making a joke.
      HP's newer printers (and others) use something called "underprinting". Just before the black is printed, a layer of color ink is printed, and the black prints over on top of it.
      That "makes the black ink appear darker".
      Or it is supposed to.
      It sounds like not-so-clever marketing. /shrug.

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  43. Photosmart 7350 by adolf · · Score: 1

    I recently bought a heavily-discounted HP Photosmart 7350 at a department store.

    The reason it was cheap? It'd been sitting on the shelf for years and years...

    Needless to say, both of the included print cartridges were expired.

    The machine was perfectly willing to try and use them, with the only problem being that the Light Magenta color was inoperable. At no time did the printer, or its software, complain about this arrangement.

    And at any rate, HP was more than willing to give me a new set of cartridges in exchange for a faxed copy of the receipt.

    Non-issue, anyone?

    1. Re:Photosmart 7350 by flowerp · · Score: 1

      How on earth did the printer keep track of time while being on the shelf for years and years...

      Isn't there any way to trick a printer into thinking that this is still the renaissance age with counts and dukes and noblemen?

      Christian

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    2. Re:Photosmart 7350 by adolf · · Score: 1

      Is it really so hard?

      Printer connects to computer. Computer tells printer current date. Printer compares current date to expiration date supposedly in print cartridge's ROM.

      Except, that doesn't seem to have happened. Which really was the whole point.

  44. NO INK FOR YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the date, by any chance, April 1?

    I can see a page count cutoff as a QC measure. No one is gonna bitch about streaky prints if the thing shuts off before it gets to the, 'I can still print but it will look like crap' stage.

    Date expiration makes sense only if the ink itself is lifetimed and if this is the case should be spelled out on the package. Again, the only justification would be QC and the packaging should make this clear.

    i.e.

    "If you eat this fermented squid we will not be responsible."

  45. When inkjet ink... by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

    When inkjet ink cost more than Dom Perignon champagne by volume, it pays to put in date-expire logic chips in the cartridges and tell the consumers that "it's for the good of the printer heads not to be exposed to dated ink."

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  46. Re:Proof? Next time, RTFA's. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you'd read some of the linked-to articles, you would have discovered that HP provides an externally visible (outside of package), displayed expiration date of 2.5 years after "build" date and an internal "hard" expiration date of 4.5 years after build date. With the 2 years of HP printer ownership you've had, it's unlikely you would have run into the hard expiration date.

  47. Re:'Reek' Havoc? Was Re:Ink dries out eventually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To reek is not generally nonsensical (but doesn't make sense in context, granted): it means to smell strongly of something. e.g. "She reeked of gin".

  48. Solution by llzackll · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Don't buy HP.

  49. Agreed. by game+kid · · Score: 1, Interesting

    No company--especially one who had a troubled (and now dumped) CEO like HP--would want to spend money on products--like ink--after it has stopped working reliably. They shut off the carts because they don't want people suing HP for bad print jobs from 10-yr-old (or less?) carts.

    No well-known corp wants to spend money supporting something that can't be fully guaranteed. To them it's like having a bastard child--no parent would be too proud of that; they want to be able to support their creations without legal risks like tired old ink.

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  50. Re:BUllshit -- tin hat too tight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey buddy, you may want to consider a larger hat band size, your tin hat is cutting off important brain blood flow.

  51. They actually admitted it! by FreyarHunter · · Score: 2

    "The smart chip is dually engineered to prematurely register ink depletion and to render a cartridge unusable through the use of a built-in expiration date that is not revealed to the consumer," the suit said. When are the good ol' days when things were just said to be out of date and we can't be responsible after that date? FORCING a consumer to buy a new cartridge when it MAY be good even though this date is passed is basically forcing someone to buy a product that they already have. What if someone buys a bunch of these things to stock up and not worry about running out? A cartridge runs out, and the replace it, but the chip pops up claiming it's empty.. WTF?!

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  52. Re:Guess what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chris, Chris Griffin is that you?

  53. Legitimate reason: by Stoutlimb · · Score: 4, Informative

    My HP plotter has a "plot stamp" feature on it, that sticks the date, time, and our company name on every sheet we plot. Very handy when tracking things down.

    1. Re:Legitimate reason: by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      That is not a legitimate reason. That's a matter of using a simple auto header or footer function in the software you're using (some sort of CAD I presume in your case?).

    2. Re:Legitimate reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wrong. It's a very legitmate reason. You can do something like this with most CAD packages, but what if you print/plot through a viewer that doesn't have this feature?

      Hard coding this in the printer or print server makes sure that every print has a date stamp on it. This is a great feature in places where you have a 24 hour expiration of drawings. Relying on headers/footers is 100% unreliable. Putting it in the driver or on the print server makes it 100% reliable.

    3. Re:Legitimate reason: by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      umm shouldn't the application doing the printing be putting that in?

    4. Re:Legitimate reason: by algae · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Reliable document date-stamps seem like a very good reason for the drivers of your (presumably) $X0,000 plotter to query the system date. However, this article is about a cheap inkjets with high-margin cartridges.

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    5. Re:Legitimate reason: by tepples · · Score: 1

      Relying on headers/footers is 100% unreliable. Putting it in the driver or on the print server makes it 100% reliable.

      Where does the driver get its time information? If there isn't a traceable chain to time.gov or some other trusted clock, then anybody can fool it by fooling with the system clock.

    6. Re:Legitimate reason: by jackbird · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're in an environment where it's easy to screw something like that up accidentally, but nobody in their right mind would see any benefit in actively bypassing the system of drawing expiration. Anyway, doesn't kerberos authentication of things like logins get screwed up if one of the system clocks is wildly off?

    7. Re:Legitimate reason: by tonsofpcs · · Score: 1

      What if there is a delay in the queue (software most likely) [due to lack of paper feed, jam of some sort, dry pen, etc.] that makes it that the job queued on Day 12 at 1700h (A friday, right before closing) doesn't plot out until Day 15 (Monday) at 0900h? The date stamp might be a *bit* off.

    8. Re:Legitimate reason: by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      For the drivers??? Hello, no!

      Any legitimate date-stamping will be done by the program doing the printout -- and it's it what is supposed to let the user position the timestamp, etc. If the printer wants to silently introduce invisible time stamps on my printouts so the printer company/FBI/whoever can spy on me, GO TO HELL!

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    9. Re:Legitimate reason: by __aailob1448 · · Score: 0

      Damn right. Can't believe grandparent was modded insightful...

    10. Re:Legitimate reason: by Thinman · · Score: 1

      I think it is application related to add information" feature and not driver related.

      Regards.

    11. Re:Legitimate reason: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a word, yes.

    12. Re:Legitimate reason: by Stoutlimb · · Score: 1

      "That is not a legitimate reason. That's a matter of using a simple auto header or footer function in the software you're using (some sort of CAD I presume in your case?)."

      Until EVERY piece of software that my staff can possibly think of using has a mandatory and foolproof plot stamp function built into it, you're just talking out your ass, and plot stamping at the driver level will remain a legitimate use.

  54. The problem is that they AREN'T "questionable". by Caspian · · Score: 1

    In the context of Western business in the early 21st century, decisions like this aren't "questionable". In fact, it's considered "questionable" to question them! We've seen many companies do things like this to screw over their customers, and we will continue to see much more of the same, until the fundamental philosophy of business has changed.

    Look at, for example, how the price of printer cartridges, per unit of ink, has remained obscenely high. You pay more for the tiny amount of ink in that cartridge (and yes, I know, they contain print heads too... how much do you honestly think those cost HP to make?) than you would for an identical amount of fine vintage wine. I'm quite sure HPaq's shareholders love this! Everyone else hates it, of course. The problem is that, although every company goes out of their way to talk about how "[Companyname]'s mission is to improve the lives of its customers, one innovation at a time" (or similar meaningless rhetoric), the reality is that the days of "the customer is always right" are long dead.

    To you and I, these decisions are "questionable". In the context of business at present, if you'd question them, people would think you're insane! When something is profitable and at least theoretically legal, any businessman worth his salt would say you'd have to be completely off your rocker to stop doing it. Angry customers get easily trumped by high earnings-- every single time.

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    1. Re:The problem is that they AREN'T "questionable". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Look at, for example, how the price of printer cartridges, per unit of ink, has remained obscenely high. You pay more for the tiny amount of ink in that cartridge (and yes, I know, they contain print heads too... how much do you honestly think those cost HP to make?) than you would for an identical amount of fine vintage wine

      Bah. That's true for a lot of things. Hell, a bottle of flourinert costs more than 40 year old single malt.

      I think a fair comparison would be to compare it to dye for commercial dye-sub printers from 10 years ago, and adjust it for inflation. If it's gone up like it was some kind of prescription drug, then there's some price-fixing shenanigans going on.

  55. This just in! "HP getting sued for allowing ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... user to use old inks thus degrading print quality!" Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

  56. Alternate drivers? by Powertrip · · Score: 2, Informative

    So if we had an open-source alternative driver, things would be rosy? I don't know jack about building drivers, so is it even possible?

    1. Re:Alternate drivers? by JustNiz · · Score: 2, Informative

      umm nope. Some HP printers have their own time/date clock built in, such as my psc 950. Conincidentally, its just started telling me that my 1 year-old cartridge has run out of ink, even though we have only printed about 200 sheets. (I know this as I bought a 500 sheet pack of paper at the same time as the cartridge, and there's more than half left).

    2. Re:Alternate drivers? by rincebrain · · Score: 2, Informative

      Like this?

      Just a thought.

      Interestingly, my HP sitting over in the corner had the same cartridges installed in it for over 18 months, and it never had a problem using the above drivers.

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    3. Re:Alternate drivers? by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Time is set on the PSC 950 and AFAIK all AIOs based on the computer's time. There are a couple of dates set in the printer, but they can be changed / reset.

      Hold * and # while pressing 123.
      You'll get into the service menu.
      Have fun playing with the diagnostics, you can make the scanner test the scanner motor for days at a time (bad idea, it will die eventually, but cool light show, especially if you throw a prism on the glass).

      I think holding *9 (it is "*" + "some number", might be *7) while plugging in the printer will do a reset on the unit. *3 does a complete reset (and will screw up some printers, not the psc 950 though) That will wipe out settings, saved fax numbers, etc. Just a heads up.
      Of course, unplug the usb cable before doing this.
      . /guess where I worked ;) (it has been a while)

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    4. Re:Alternate drivers? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      wow thanks for the keycodes info.

    5. Re:Alternate drivers? by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Sure, no problem.
      Let me know (/.login @gmail.com)if you can print from a computer after resetting the dates or resetting the printer (oh, and #3, #6, #9 are the resets, #3 being the most severe)

      You might be stuck using those carts for only standalone copying / faxing.

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  57. UPS batteries by OrbNobz · · Score: 1

    I'm almost certain APC does this on their batteries as well.
    - OrbNobz
    Slashdot mods have broken their collective funnybone. Bastards...

    1. Re:UPS batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having replaced many APC UPS batteries with generic ones for years, I don't think this is true. But conspiracy theories abound and you are entitled to yours.

    2. Re:UPS batteries by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

      Not true, at least on older APCs. I have replaced dead gell-cells (generic brand installed by APC) with new, and they work no problem.

      That UPS your IT people are throwing away works just fine if you order a replacement battery from www.digikey.com. Batteries last about 4 years.
      Cost around $25 for a 12V 7AH cell.

    3. Re:UPS batteries by TheHawke · · Score: 1

      And pray that the rest of the UPS is in good shape.. The ones i've ran across have gotten the silicon kicked out of them, either fried relays or their surge protection practially vaporized by numerous power surges.

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    4. Re:UPS batteries by dbIII · · Score: 2, Informative
      I'm almost certain APC does this on their batteries as well.
      It appears from the model numbers of the batteries that they just use very cheap very ordinary batteries on their low end models - but a lot of discharges will kill even a decent battery, and you can get decent replacement batteries in a lot of places. One thing I intensely dislike about APC is their price gouging on their serial cables (10x usual price where I live) which appear to have a couple of wires crossed over for the sole purpose of only allowing their serial cables to work. Generic brand Taiwanese UPS's now appear to be a lot better at the low end - using ordinary serial cables, published communication standards and having better software than APCs efforts. All that said, I did get another two APC UPSs (second hand 1kVA and 2.2kVA) and one generic brand a couple of weeks ago - I expect to have to pay more for decent new batteries soon than I did for the APC UPSs.

      Even a good battery treated well only lasts a few years.

  58. what? by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

    ...secretly programmed to not work after a certain certain date."

    What? As opposed to an uncertain certain date? :)

    cLive ;-)

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    1. Re:what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes...

  59. This is new? by NoseBag · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The HP kill-the-cart.-after-one-year ploy bit a buddy of mine last year. Supposedly, the install date is burned into the cartridge chip when it is first used. Lexmark is rumoured to do the same thing. Changing the PC date won't work after the fact.

    My friend was furious as his cart. was still half full and (was) perfectly functional the day before. He called HP and chewed a$$ mightily, to no avail. Neither one of us will ever buy a HP product again.

    It was my understanding that the Lexmark lawsuite was peripherally in response to a 3rd party cartridge that had this feature bypassed or removed. Also - hacks do exist. Removing the offending system date calls from the driver (I think) is supposed to work.

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  60. $8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 4, Interesting


    "I guess now we know why printers are HP's last profitable division."

    And, as soon as ink can no longer be sold for $8,000 per gallon (mostly cheap solvent, bought in tank car loads), HP will go out of business? (Also see this analysis about Epson ink: Comparison of ink in bulk to prefilled cartridges.)

    If so, then HP has not been a real business for a long time, but has been merely piggybacking on the ignorance of its customers. And that means that Carly Fiorina was not a businesswoman at all, but merely good at giving the appearance of competence. And that, in turn means that people who write for the business press are completely incompetent, too.

    Slashdotters should have a mission in the world, to provide at least minimal education to their friends and family and neighbors and political representatives:

    Don't buy anything from a spam email.

    Buy ink refills from Costco and refill Canon cartridges. (See this comment: 54 cents per refill.)

    1. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

      And I'm guessing the circuitry that's built in to each cartrige is free? these calculations don't take the cost of those print controllers into account.

      remember, the ink cartridges for HP and Lexmark have the print heads built on, not seperate. And go to you're local printer repair depot and ask how much to replace the print head on a Canon, or Epson.

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    2. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by spewey · · Score: 1

      A few HP printers have separate printheads. We have an HP 3000n inkjet at the office and have to change the printheads about every 50,000 pages.

      See, HP printheads.

    3. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone is arguing that the ink is the expensive part. The expensive parts are the molded plastic case, the circuit board, the printhead, and the IC. If you don't like it, you can either buy a printer that isn't priced at a loss, so that you aren't making up for it with consumables, or you can buy a printer with separate printheads and ink reservoir. But, you probably won't when you see the price tag. Yeah, those cartridges are expensive, but the printers are dirt cheap.

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    4. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by jridley · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, but part of the point is that all that crap is only there to gyp the customer.
      The real purpose of the circuitry is to prevent refilling (for the "tell when it's empty" chips).
      The integrated printhead/ink carts are also a scam. They use a thermal ink system which is guaranteed to break down in only 2 or 3 refills. Epson/Canon/(maybe others) use a piezo system with permanent printheads, and I've never had one wear out in thousands of printed pages.

      I use a Canon printer, and the ink tanks are just plastic boxes full of ink. I've never bought one. I have refilled the ones that came with the printer dozens of times per color, and have never had so much as a clogged nozzle.

      My first two printers were HPs, which were nightmares, even if I bought factory carts. I don't know why the hell anyone buys those on purpose, unless they assume all the others are just as bad.

      My next was an Epson, which was OK but hard to refill, and one day just stopped working. Epson wanted more in a flat rate repair than a new printer cost.

      Now I'm on Canon, and couldn't be happier. Refilling a tank takes less than 2 minutes, and I don't even get a drop of ink spilled.

    5. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by jridley · · Score: 2, Informative

      Amen bro. Canon is the easiest to refill. I've had one for over a year and have refilled each cart over 20 times. I have yet to buy a single cartridge. Dirt cheap to run. Never a single problem; not even a clogged head (my old HP and Epson printers constantly needed nozzle cleaning cycles even when I ran factory ink carts). I did buy my Canon new.

    6. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      If so, then HP has not been a real business for a long time, but has been merely piggybacking on the ignorance of its customers. And that means that Carly Fiorina was not a businesswoman at all, but merely good at giving the appearance of competence. And that, in turn means that people who write for the business press are completely incompetent, too.

      And the customers! It's Mutual Assured Stupidity.

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    7. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      unfortunately, i havent found a printer refill ink brand that comes close to the quality of authentic canon ink. i'm talking about printing pictures here, and the colors are just a touch off, and they fade extra-quick with refill ink.

      so, as the previous poster asked - what brand are you using?

      i've never really seen a good reason to refill my i850 tanks, as the print quality is amazing, and the cost-per-page is ridiculously cheap, compared to every opther printer with this type of quality.

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    8. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by TripleP · · Score: 1

      They use a thermal ink system which is guaranteed to break down in only 2 or 3 refills

      Actually, 1.5 is what we were told in our HP product training, so you don't even get one good refill before die.

      Paper and ink are the only profitable consumer products that HP makes, the rest is to support the sales of these items

    9. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If so, then HP has not been a real business for a long time, but has been merely piggybacking on the ignorance of its customers.

      the real truth is, HP started out having such a sterling brand-name that it's taken the Carly troops this long to completely and utterly cash in on it.

    10. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by MmmDee · · Score: 3, Informative

      I had an i850 for awhile. I quit using it for about two - three months and when I tried using it again, the ink had dried out on the print head and despite several "deep cleaning" cycles, it refused to print (well, actually it went through the motions of printing but very little ink showed up on the paper). Looking on the internet, I discovered replacement print heads were $60-90. Figuring I had nothing to lose, I dismantled the printhead, soaked it in rubbing alcohol overnight and blew it out with compressed air. It started working beautifully... I was ready to throw it away.

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    11. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      I had my canon for years until par of the system between the print head and the printer went haywire and the carriage would just bounce back and forth without trying to print, that thing was a great printer, i currently have a low end Canon LiDE scanner as well as a miniDV camera. i will probably replace my epson inkjet with a canon laser printer soon, as the epson was a decent printer but the ink was reasonably priced, but was used up quickly.

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    12. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Well there is not too much reason to refill Canons, since they are the only ones who have fair prices for their ink. Not cheap but fair, compared to the rest. I am currently refilling but only temporarily, due to the fact that yesterday eve I ran out of original ink and could not buy one...

    13. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by makomk · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've had an Epson printhead die. Would've cost nearly as much to repair as a new printer (HP Deskjet 840C).

    14. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1

      I can vouch for your choice of printer manufacturer. I bought the cheapest i320 inkjet I could find a few years ago, and have been getting the tanks refilled at the refill shop ever since. Six bucks for black ink--I love it. And I like companies who don't try to enslave me to their parasitic proprietary systems.

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    15. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by loraksus · · Score: 1

      And I'm guessing the circuitry that's built in to each cartrige is free?


      Basically, yeah.
      It's more "a bunch of resistors that heat up the ink and squirt it out" and less "circuity". If you want to be anal, sure, you're right, but this isn't anything near as complex as the microprocessor in an optical mouse.
      Costs of production aren't high by any sense of the word.

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    16. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by loraksus · · Score: 1

      If so, then HP has not been a real business for a long time, but has been merely piggybacking on the ignorance of its customers. And that means that Carly Fiorina was not a businesswoman at all, but merely good at giving the appearance of competence. And that, in turn means that people who write for the business press are completely incompetent, too.
      Indeed. Anything with the "new HP logo" (you know, the shiny glue on, 3d one) on it just isn't anything like the pre-Carly version.
      I'm not saying it is all crap, but it just isn't the same.
      Some of it _is_ crap - say, did anyone here have a LaserJet 3200?
      Interesting story, fist fights broke out several times in the HP offices between engineers and the such when the 3200's codename was mentioned. I'd say more, but NDA and all that. I'm sure others can confirm)
      I have a LaserJet 3 from 1992 and it still works. Slow, but it even has ghetto old postscript ;)
      I have no doubt that my more recent HP products will die by 2015.

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    17. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by DrXym · · Score: 1
      I'd be interested how you don't spill a drop. I have a Canon S800 printer and every time I refill a cartridge, the ink immediately seeps out of the other end. The only way to prevent this is to layout lots of old newspapers, tape up the open end as best I can, refill and furiously jam the bung back in. I always end up with ink all over the place (hence the newspapers).


      And even when I do use a replacement ink cartridge, there are plenty of 3rd party cartridges available for 5 euro or so.


      I know for certain that if I ever replace that inkjet it will only be for another one which is equally easy to refill. There is no way in hell I would buy anything that tried to force me to use "official" cartridges via chips or any other means.

    18. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by Tassach · · Score: 1
      The expensive parts are the molded plastic case, the circuit board, the printhead, and the IC.
      Are you nuts? Injection molded plastic is one of the cheapest materials known to man -- it's practically synonymous with cheap. The technology is so mature that even the initial set-up costs (the most expensive part of the operation) are dirt-cheap. You can get a short production run done for under $500, including tooling.

      The simple electronics in a printhead cost pennies to make -- any engineering costs were paid for at least 15 years ago.

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    19. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by Zcar · · Score: 1

      Heck, I've got a 1990 DeskJet+ that's still going strong. Back in the day, HPs were tanks.

    20. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by jridley · · Score: 1

      Check the instructions at inksupply.com.

      You tape the output end with electrical tape before uncapping. Remove it after recapping. OCCASIONALLY a single drop will get out, so I do it on newspaper, but usually nothing.

    21. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

      Even though that circutry handles a few thousand DPI, remember, the print head is the brain of a printer, the rest of it is an interpreter.

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    22. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

      But most of the ink gets used up in cleaning the print heads.

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    23. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Had a similar problem (not that badly, though) with a BJC-610. Found cleaning directions after a couple hours of digging on Canon's site (use a Q-Tip on the heads with rubbing alcohol), and it worked fine (until the printer board went screwy).

    24. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by jridley · · Score: 1

      Try inksupply.com. They do (at least claim to) actually formulate ink for each line of carts, not just use a generic set of inks.

      I have not done a ton of testing with my Canon. However, I used to have an Epson, one of their 6-color photo printers from about 4 years ago. I printed a bunch of photos with the Epson cart that it came with, and I also printed some photos after refilling with inksupply.com inks. I had a bunch of these thumbtacked to my cubicle wall in the light.

      The refilled carts looked as good at first, but the real point was in fade resistance. 6 months later the prints made with Epson ink were horribly faded, while the refill inks were fading but not badly.

      Epson has reformulated since then so this has no bearing on the current situation except that there ARE some companies out there who have good ink.

    25. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I've used regular tape before but electrical tape does sound more likely to be leakproof.

    26. Re:$8,000 per gallon for mostly cheap solvent by plover · · Score: 1
      A couple comments: first, the O.P. was right, in a fashion. The expensive parts ARE the molded plastics. They may have cost a total of 15 cents, but that's far more expensive than the solvent they hold. :-)

      My other comment is the most expensive part of the printer is probably the advertising (although the legal fees with the whole DMCA thing will probably start to run up soon.) You gotta admit, the HP commercials featuring the dude with the picture frames is really, really cool the first time you see it.

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  61. Re:Proof? Next time, RTFA's. by nuclear305 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "If you'd read some of the linked-to articles, you would have discovered that HP provides an externally visible (outside of package), displayed expiration date of 2.5 years after "build" date and an internal "hard" expiration date of 4.5 years after build date. With the 2 years of HP printer ownership you've had, it's unlikely you would have run into the hard expiration date."

    I didn't see anything about this in ANY of the linked articles in the summary...even regarding the Lexmark case (And since Lexmark != HP it would be irrelevant anyway)

    Anyway, after checking my cartridges do indeed have a date printed on them which is in the ballpark of 2.5 years after I purchased them. My next question would be--where is the printer getting the date from? I'm not going to tear my printer apart looking for an independent battery but being a cheap printer I'd be surprised if one exists to maintain an internal clock of some type.

    If it's getting the date from the computer, simply setting the date forward a few years would reveal whether or not there is a "hard" expiration date. After unplugging my printer's power and usb cable and setting the year to 2010, plugging it back in, and printing yielded a surprising result--a full color printed page!

  62. I've seen this, although only one colour stopped. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This explains a lot. My DeskJet 970cxi hardly ever got used and eventually, when there still should have been ink, one of the colours in the colour cartridge stopped work. I assumed that since it had sat there so long, that it had simply clogged up, but no amount of cleaning the nozzles with distilled water would fix it.

    Eventually I begrudgingly put in a spare unused cartridge I had which was bought at exactly the same time. Without the printer being attached to any computer, I printed the alignment sheet and it all worked perfectly, all colours were okay.

    I then hooked the printer up to my Aiport base station and tried printing something from my Mac, at which point one of the colours immediately stopped working. Even when I disconnected the printer from the Airport base station and did a standalone test of the printer, one colour still wouldn't work.

    Up till now I had been thinking that the HP driver in the Airport base station might to be blame as it is a generic driver and not for that specific model, although I couldn't see how the cartridge itself could have been stuffed up.

    That there is a programmed date in the cartridge now makes a lot of sense. I will be interested to see what happens if I go back and adjust the date/time in the Airport base station (if possible) and whether that unlocks the cartridge again or whether once locked it is stuffed for good.

    Anyway, these days I use a laser printer, the ink cartridges were always too expensive.

  63. settlement by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1, Funny

    "...client settled out of court for an undisclosed number of free ink cartridges which turned out to be expired..."

  64. Re: HP SecretlyRenderingPrinterCartridges Unusable by startling · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're doing what? That's an outra...

  65. Big Jim will buy them out. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    Yes, but you don't have all the facts. It is HP, Lexmark, and Big Jim's used car lot that are merging.

  66. Re:NO INK FOR YOU! Not limited to printers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excuse me, but it's a fairly well known fact that most consumer appliances have an engineered lifetime, that is, they're designed to last a specific duration given normal use and work load. Warranty periods are designed to be just short of this (it's not a coincidence). It's perfectly within engineering ability to design appliances/cars/etc to last for decades, but this would drive up costs and lower corporate profits. Corporations are in business to make money, not to supply the world with products that will last forever. You don't see the appliance industry labeling their toasters, washers, TV's with warnings about "expiration dates", why should we expect the same from printer manufacturers?

  67. Even easier solution that will avoid all hassle! by templest · · Score: 0

    Instead of buying replacement toners when your cartridge run out, but a replacement printer. Hell, it's cheaper.

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  68. His typo hits closer to home than I'd like.. by ArghBlarg · · Score: 1

    Although, his mis-spelling brings up another dirty tactic like this, in the book industry. Calculus really hasn't changed that much in the last 50 years, probably more... yet there's a new Calculus /Bio/Chem book for freshmen every year or so. Chapters are usually just shuffled around and questions changed slightly, so that students can't easily follow along with the teacher using an older book, or worse, can't even complete their assignments if the questions are assigned from the chapters. Planned obsolescence at its worst.

    The book publishers even want to make it worse, with electronics books or books with CD-ROMs and companion software that expires after the school year, forcing renewed purchases and killing the used book market.

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    1. Re:His typo hits closer to home than I'd like.. by caffeineHacker · · Score: 1

      Okay, here's what I've never understood and always forget to ask my professors...why do they change the books then? Each semester many of my teachers bitch about how they release a new book each year without adding new content, just to make a larger profit. Does the textbook industry quickly stop selling the old versions to make them scarce so there aren't enough to go around next year? Or is it some sort of crappy politics the school's administration hands down?

    2. Re:His typo hits closer to home than I'd like.. by alienw · · Score: 1

      When a new edition comes out, they stop printing the other one. So they have to change editions.

    3. Re:His typo hits closer to home than I'd like.. by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but they occasionally buy up used copies to shred to reduce the market.

      Supposedly.

  69. Your Hack-a-do is Nack-a-do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I doubt that what you suggest will have any effect. These printers are microcontroller based and can have cheap on-chip or standalone embedded real-time clocks. Even without that, as long as you has a few bytes of EEprom, you just could do a cycle count that you update each time the unit is powered off.

  70. Re:Slashdot dupes are getting older...April 30th 2 by McGregorMortis · · Score: 1

    Canon is the only company I can buy a printer from now. Everyone else has pissed me off in some inexcusable way. HP: ridiculously overpriced ink, all colours in one cartridge, chipped cartridges Epson: ridiculously overpriced ink, all colours in one, chipped cartridges. Also, my previous printer, an Epson Stylus Photo 820, was an appalling piece of shit. Lexmark: ridiculous overpriced ink, all colours in one, chipped, demonstrated willingness to resort to barratry to protect their monopoly. Canon: ridiculously overpriced ink I got so pissed off with my Epson clogging every two days, I went and bought a Canon i960. It's been great. Quiet, fast, never once clogged on me, even after sitting idle for a month. Ink is still crazy expensive, though.

  71. HP Laserjets by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The older ( perhaps current ones too ) used to lock up with a 'service' error after a certian number of prints was reached.

    It could be cleared if you knew the codes, but thae were not given out to mere 'consumers'.

    Its still a scam, but its not new.

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  72. Re:Slashdot dupes are getting older...April 30th 2 by optimus2861 · · Score: 5, Funny
    A quick google revealed this article, the original of which this article is an effective dupe (along with a bunch of other slashdot stories about the long-standing axis of evil print cartridges that is Lexmark/HP/Epson.

    Yeah, but that article's past its expiry date, dontcha know? ;)

  73. Expiring Inkjet Carts by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    HP should label these things to say "Cartridge Expires 30 days after use" or "Cartridge Expires after 11/25/05" to meet the truth in advertising ethic. If not, they are being unethical.

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  74. Solutions to this issue (short, long term) by ciurana · · Score: 4, Informative

    I experienced something similar with my Epson Stylus 9000 Color. The printer will report the cartridge as unusuable if you let it there for too long. Epson indicated that the ink degrades over time, yada, yada, yada. I discovered two solutions to this situation:

    1. Short term: remove the offending cartridge, wait about 30 seconds, then re-insert the cartridge and run the head cleaning routine. The cartridge will probably work fine.

    2. Long term: buy a printer that's on the Laser Monk's list (http://www.lasermonks.com). I've been buying their ink cartridges for a couple of years without problems. I'm about to buy an Epson Stylus R200 -- but I didn't spring for it until I checked that the Monks have the cartridges.

    I hope this helps.

    Cheers,

    Eugene

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    1. Re:Solutions to this issue (short, long term) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Epson printers (CX5400) are just as bad with their cartridges.

  75. Imagine this tactic in other consumer goods by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    like condoms.

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  76. Choose who your diety is.... the Corporation? by humankind · · Score: 4, Informative

    Consumers have a choice. They don't have to buy products that are engineered to prematurely become unuseable. Slashdot ran a similar story not too long ago about Monsanto offering seeds that were only useable for crops for a single season. If you want to become a subscriber/minion for a corporation, then you patronize their shit and their controlling schemes. Or you don't.

    I urge EVERYONE to make sure they see the movie The Corporation and everything is put in proper perspective. (Torrent 1, Torrent 2.)

    1. Re:Choose who your diety is.... the Corporation? by kuzb · · Score: 1

      Never mind that they're trying to sell this show on the first site you dimwit. If you really enjoyed it, you shouldn't be trying to steal it. Someone should mod this down, WAY down - slashdot is not a torrentreactor or suprnova.

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    2. Re:Choose who your diety is.... the Corporation? by humankind · · Score: 1

      You can have it both ways. If I know slashdotters, many would purchase the DVD (I know two people who did after getting the torrent that would have never seen the movie in the first place). I wasn't necessarily assuming it wasn't meant to be widely distributed anyway, since the torrent links are from a site prominently featured on Noam Chomsky's official web site, and he is a substantive part of the movie.

      Besides, it would be hypocritical of me to not put the torrent links up, given the suject matter.

    3. Re:Choose who your diety is.... the Corporation? by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Thank you!

      Very good film. Just watched it. Frankly to those that seem concerned about the torrent link... you should realize that this is the kind of film that filmmakers have difficulty finding outlets for their great works such as this documentary/commentary of todays corperate world. I'm sure the makers of this film intended to be heard rather than profit and become billionaires. One would assume they would be all up for a torrent version if it allows people to hear their message. And that message is quite important. Excellent film.

      Note Michael Moore endorsed trading of his films online because the message is more important than the money. His concern was that he makes enough money to make his distributors happy, and enough to cover the production costs and to make a small modest profit. But he always said "i dont care how you see my movie, download it, whatever... It has made enough money to cover all of the costs and my distributors have profited heavily" (or something to that effect)

      Movies like this are about the message, not the box office gross. Beleive it or not, there are filmmakers that make films to be heard and not to get rich.

      Oddly enough, its those kind of folks that deserve to make some good money and get the high praise. So SEE this film. Buy it preferably, but download it if you must.

      It is a great film.

    4. Re:Choose who your diety is.... the Corporation? by Twylite · · Score: 1

      To have a choice you have to be educated about the product you are considering, and about the options.

      HP, Lexmark, and others have gone out of their way to prevent customers from knowing what they're up to. They don't tell you "this printer will actively detect and prevent the use of third-party refills", they recommend that you use OEM ink to prevent damange to your precious possession. They don't tell you that the "free ink" with the printer looks like a regular refill but is only 1/3 full, or that you will be actively prevented from using the ink after its expiry date even if you would like to choose otherwise.

      A lot of cheaper cartridges coming out now aren't marked with an ink volume, and/or the printers don't have estimated ink usage -- making comparison with other products difficult. And I haven't seen an MTBF on any of the low-end printers.

      In short I have very little idea what I am buying, only that I can expect to replace it in a few years when it breaks, runs out of ink, or gives me a "Printer too old - buy a new one" error message.

      None of which gives me the information necessary to consider a high-end printer instead, since I can't work out the long-term TCO compared to a series of cheapies.

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  77. D'oh! -- the Monk's is a lot cheaper by ciurana · · Score: 1

    D'oh! -- the Monk's is a lot cheaper; that's why I posted that.

    Long day, sorry.

    Cheers,

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  78. Lasers by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 1
    Who uses inkjets any more, what with the cost of laser printers (and toner) so low (i.e. ~$300-400 for 1200dpi and 20 PPM black / 5 PPM color)?
    1. Re:Lasers by jridley · · Score: 1

      Color laser photos look like ass. Inkjet looks nice. Dye-sub is also good but expensive per page.

  79. bzzt by Mike+Hawk · · Score: 1

    Products aren't licensed. They are sold.

    You started off on quite the wrong foot. Ever lease a car? Ever rent a carpet cleaner? Two parties are free to enter into many kinds of contracts. If they agree to exchange a certain amount of legal tender for the use of a product that will cease to work at a certain time, who are you to intervene?

    1. Re:bzzt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You started off on quite the wrong foot. Ever lease a car? Ever rent a carpet cleaner? Two parties are free to enter into many kinds of contracts. If they agree to exchange a certain amount of legal tender for the use of a product that will cease to work at a certain time, who are you to intervene?

      Do you lease/rent your printer? If so then your argument may hold water if you are required to buy and replace consumeables of a certain age.

      But you neither rent nor lease your consumeables. There is no contract signed and no EULA, and often not a visable experation date.

    2. Re:bzzt by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      Apples. Oranges.

      There's some sort of subtext here, but I JUST CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT!@

  80. I have issues with my Brother MFC by Khashishi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This evil device has 4 ink cartridges (black, cyan, magenta, yellow) and it will refuse to print if one of the cartridges is deemed empty. Now I never really print any color printouts, and yet, I keep running out of colored ink. I cannot seem to be able to print black and white without replacing the color. It goes through some sort of cleaning process every so often, and I think it just wastes the ink or something. Anyways, it claims these cartridges are empty even when they aren't! They haven't even been used to print anything! HP aren't the only thieves in the business. Something must be done, and I am glad to see this suit.

    1. Re:I have issues with my Brother MFC by Macgrrl · · Score: 2, Informative

      All inkjet printers run a cleaning sequence, generally when they are powered on and are 'initialising'. During the cleaning cycle they flush ink through the printhead to remove any potentially dried pigment which may have lodged there. This can consume a significant amount of ink.

      While I agree that they may have gone overboard in how they restrict cartridge usage these days, in part the reason is the increased quality expectations from consumers - compare the quality of output from an old Deskjet 500 series to one of todays printers. The number of nozzels have increased significantly, the size of the nozzles has similarly decreased. Smaller particles will block the nozzels and affect print quality.

      In the early days of inkjet printers, HP used to use the fact that their cartridges had inbuilt printheads as a selling feature. Inkjet inks are mildly corrosive, and over time the flow of ink through the printhead erodes the assembly, causing the quality of the image to decline. canon recommended changing the printheads every 4 or so ink carts. Epson used to have non-user servicable printheads which could cost more than a new printer to be replaced if blocked.

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    2. Re:I have issues with my Brother MFC by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What I've found in my HP printers is that the colors are used to make smoother grayscales. Yes, it sucks. It sucks badly, if one of the color starts going dry. I always wondered why the greys never quite looked right, they looked a touch too blue.

      Short of buying a laser printer, I don't know what to do either. I really didn't like the ozone that I smelled around laser printers in the past, I don't know if they changed it. Inkjets seem to be maintainance nightmares, if you print too much, money is being wasted, print too little and ink might dry up, or now, the cartridge might expire.

    3. Re:I have issues with my Brother MFC by Technician · · Score: 1

      I don't know what to do either. I really didn't like the ozone that I smelled around laser printers in the past, I don't know if they changed it. Inkjets seem to be maintainance nightmares, if you print too much

      I did both. To keep the inkjet from failing due to non-use, I put it on my LAN. Why have 3 inkjets only to have one or two of them dry out? I made sure it was refillable. Next I put a Laser on the LAN. It doesn't have to be where I have to smell it.

      Then I informed the family the average cost per page for printing. When they can make informed decisions, it goes a long way to cutting supply costs.

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    4. Re:I have issues with my Brother MFC by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      I am in the same boat. I have a 3420C and the damn thing will go through an entire set of ALL 4 ink tanks in about 3 months - even when I don't print a single thing! $50 of ink in 3months just out the window. Now I keep the think turned off so it won't do it's cleaning cycle that it does every 6 hours if you leave it on. It just sucks that I can't use it as an incoming fax machine because of it.

  81. Re:Slashdot dupes are getting older...April 30th 2 by TellarHK · · Score: 1

    A few years ago, I got an HP Laserjet 1200 for a price that was practically a steal (Store mismarked it, I verified the ultra-low price with a clueless manager, and they sold it to me for $54) and never expected to buy another inkjet printer, ever. Well, I spotted a Canon i2000 printer at Target for another steal of a price ($29.99 price dropped from $79.00) and due to it having borderless photo printing, decided I'd pick it up.

    I'm completely happy with it. The only downside is that it doesn't use the multiple tanks for each color, but at the same time the ink carts are very simple. Just ink, seperate printhead, and they look easily refillable. And even if I don't want to screw with that, the price on replacement cartridges isn't even all that bad. The print quality seems great, price was amazing, and it doesn't try and screw me.

    Canon's got my business.

  82. I may have been stung too. by AbRASiON · · Score: 2, Informative

    I recently had to bloody throw out 2x50$ AUD colour cartridges for the 9XX series of deskjets because the yellow simply didn't work. (both cardtridges)

    Admitedly they were a little old but I wouldn't be surprised if this had something to do with the problem.

    I was most un-impressed.

  83. Many drugs are good after 4, 10, 25 years... by geekotourist · · Score: 4, Informative
    Certainly the *manufacturers* of medicines will tell you to throw away all meds the instant they hit the expiration date (which is the lesser of the manuf.'s expiration date or 1 year from dispensing the med). The patient is the printer, the meds are the ink cartridge... But only a few medicines are known to actually expire, i.e. turn bad after time. Most slowly fade away.

    The US Army studied this because they were throwing away millions of dollars worth of medicines each year because of the expiration date. Results? They throw away far, far less meds now:

    "Data from the Department of Defense/US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) Shelf Life Extension Program, which tests the stability of drug products past their expiration date, showed 84% of 1122 lots of 96 different drug products stored in military facilities in their unopened original container would be expected to remain stable for an average of 57 months after their original expiration date. Some US Army studies on Valium, for example, show that the drug is very stable and completely safe and effective for up to 8 years after manufacture. Tablets of ciprofloxacin, an expensive antibiotic, were found completely safe and effective when tested 9.5 years after the expiration date.

    A recent issue of The Medical Letter quoted not only the above study but others showing expensive medications like amantadine (Symmetrel) and rimantadine (Flumadine) remained stable after storage for 25 years under ambient conditions and retained full antiviral activity after boiling and holding at 65-85 C for several days. Theophylline, in tablet form, shows 90% stability even after 30 years beyond the expiration date. Such stability is not reflected in the manufacturer or pharmacy dating about when tablets or capsules must be discarded. In general, although published data are not available for all medicines, The Medical Letter consultants believe that most drugs stored under reasonable conditions retain at least 70% to 80% of their potency for at least 1 to 2 years after the expiration date, even after the container has been opened (nb: current US Pharmacopoeia [USP] standard is generally 90% potency).

    (From the cached version of Recycling expensive medications- why not?)
  84. Same thing 720c by krudler · · Score: 1

    I have a 6 or so year old 720c. After I finished college, I didn't use my printer as much. I didn't think about this at the time, but now it makes sense. I bought two ink cartridges at the same time(so if one ran out, I would have one on hand, didn't have a car back then sux0r3d.) Anyways, One color stopped printing, I assumed that it was out of ink and switched it (after a few years now, it coulda been the 2.5...), the other cartridge did not print at least one color (maybe magenta).

    I thought I ran out of ink in one, and got a bad cartridge with the other. I now realize that I dealt with a cracker-jack group of fuckers at HP. Waste of money! I like that printer too.

    So who is honest in the printer world? Or at least not abominable? Cannon?

  85. Not Just Ink by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    I just baked a Sarah Lee cherry pie last night that promised a discount coupon inside the box for the next purchase. Although I'd only bought the frozen pie a month ago, once I got inside I discovered that the coupon had expired on 12/31/2003 -- over 13 months ago!

    You can imagine how I feel about the pie now. So where's my class action suit?

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    1. Re:Not Just Ink by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      OK, I'll bite:

      Your analogy is incorrect. It would be more correct if you had found out that the cherry pie had in fact expired, turned green or whatever; and couldn't be eaten...

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  86. What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would running ink cartridges over a very strong magnet (library/department store desensitizer) do anything?

  87. all stop!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My newer Epson all in one will refuse to SCAN documents if it is out of ink.

    WTF??

    1. Re:all stop!! by JustNiz · · Score: 5, Informative

      So does my HP psc 950 all-in-one.

      I phoned and complained to HP directly and they told me about an undocumented feature: hold down the start button on power up and it skips the cartidge check.

    2. Re:all stop!! by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Time is set on the PSC 950 and AFAIK all AIOs based on the computer's time. There are a couple of dates set in the printer, but they can be changed / reset.

      Hold * and # while pressing 123.
      You'll get into the service menu.
      Have fun playing with the diagnostics, you can make the scanner test the scanner motor for days at a time (bad idea, it will die eventually, but cool light show, especially if you throw a prism on the glass).

      I think holding *9 (it is "*" + "some number", might be *7) while plugging in the printer will do a reset on the unit. *3 does a complete reset (and will screw up some printers, not the psc 950 though) That will wipe out settings, saved fax numbers, etc. Just a heads up.
      Of course, unplug the usb cable before doing this.

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  88. Nothing new by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    I have an HP 2000C (That I bought in 2000) and 2230C (bought in 2003). The 2000C had this problem with the original ink cartriges. The newer cartriges don't have and expiration date in them. The 2230C doesn't have any expiration dates to begin with. With office printers, they tried this and stopped. Not sure about the consumer ones, I have never owned one.

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    1. Re:Nothing new by Dmeader · · Score: 1

      Quoting Ironsides: "The 2000C had this problem with the original ink cartriges. The newer cartriges don't have and expiration date in them." Yes they do. I still use a couple of 2000C printers at home and at work. Here's an interesting wrinkle. The 2000C at home was on an old 98SE machine running under the HP driver/toolbox software, and I had several "expired" carts under that configuration. That printer got moved to an XP machine using the more-barebones driver included with XP. It prints fine and all of the settings I need are there, but the "expired cart" problem STOPPED. Right now that printer has a yellow cart dated 0402 and a magenta dated 0502. Both should have expired under the "30-month" plan but still have ink and work fine.

  89. well, this is pertinent to me by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    This may be just another lawsuit, but you're ignoring the fact that probably most of us have put up with this crap from the printer companies, and I sure would like to see them suffer.

  90. Does this happen with Linux drivers? by germanStefan · · Score: 1

    I have been using the HP PSC 1315 for a semester or so of college. Haven't needed to switch catridges yet (Engineering school allows us to print for free). I was wondering if someone know if this is a) even true, b) hard coded into the printer or c) hardcoded into the printer drivers. I'm assuming that B would make the most money for HP. However, maybe if it is true, they might just stick it into the windows driver, as I think that the drivers for cups are open source, or atleast viewable with a text editor and not binary (someone correct me if I'm wrong).

  91. Linux drivers don't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So much for claiming Linux has full HP driver support! Pah! No GetDate API calls! Pah! (-:

  92. imagine if computer manufacturers were like this by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    New computers have "Smart Chips" to work with the newest version of Windows. The "Smart Chip" will prevent unauthorized operating systems from running on these machines. Windows has the smart key to bypass this protection, but it will automatically expire after a period of time.

    By then, MS will have a new version of Windows for purchase.

  93. Re:Proof? Next time, RTFA's. by alienw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are quite a few printers with internal batteries. I have no idea what they are used for, but I've seen them in more than one printer.

  94. ..and yet the refills still cost $60 by jasonhamilton · · Score: 1

    My i960 is a very nice printer, but it holds 6 ink carts, and they cost around $12 each.

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    1. Re:..and yet the refills still cost $60 by jridley · · Score: 1

      so refill them. I have the same printer, refilling takes 2 minutes per color, costs 20 times, no problems so far. Check out inksupply.com, that's where I get my ink and they have full instructions on their website so you can see what you're getting into before you buy.

  95. Which printers? by Sandman1971 · · Score: 1

    I wonder which printers are affected by this. I have an HP Photosmart 1115, and I've had the colour cartridge in for about a year and a half, and it's still printing fine, with no 'expiration' date. I might print 1-2 pages a month in colour (and the odd digital pic), so it hasn't ran dry yet.

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  96. Wrong business model... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'd pay MORE for a printer if the ink cost less. If they stop taking such a huge loss on the hardware (and perhaps, I dunno, make a profit), they could decrease profit magins on the ink and stop wasting money developing this insanity...

  97. Black T Shirt crowd out in force today by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Ok it's pretty underhanded and something Lexmark is currently being sued for. But you don't have to get your NGO black flag doo-rags out just yet. While I feel your pain, I replace all 4 carts on my Epson C86 once or twice a month so I never experience ageing carts. Frankly it would amaze me if your inkjet printer doesn't get clogged and clotted when it's used that infrequently.

  98. Who cares ? by acaspis · · Score: 1

    Anyone still storing information on dead trees ?

    Let the manufacturers raise ink prices so that I can get a 3-in-1 printer/scanner/copier for free and use only the scanner function.

    Or maybe people are worrying that they can't stockpile printers and cartridges before inkjets start tracking everything we print too.

  99. Re:Slashdot dupes are getting older...April 30th 2 by SteveXE · · Score: 1

    Damnit your post caused me to buy a canon printer...no im serious

  100. Old news. "Acumen" chips carry "freshness dates" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    I used to work there, so I know a little something.

    The on-cartridge chip in question is internally called the Acumen chip. It's really just a tiny ROM + FLASH combo storage device containing a few dozens of ROM bytes and a few dozens of re-writable FLASH bytes.

    Encoded in ROM, among other info, is a "shelf life" or freshness date -- this is effectively the date of manufacture of the cartridge. If the cartridge is not unsealed and put into service within a certain number of months (something like 18-36 months I think), it will be deemed too old. The printer will refuse to use it.

    The cartridges' ink reservoirs do lose moisture over time (osmosis and all that) and will eventually be unable to print as the ink's viscosity rises.

    In addition, as an in-service cartridge is used, its osmosis rate becomes much higher. (It's factory applied nozzle tape has been removed, it sits docked in a relatively more porous "garage" when not printing, it prints sometimes and the nozzle then contact open atmosphere, etc.) The freshness date is thus shortened significantly once a cartridge goes into service. This new info is written to Acumen's FLASH area and checked from print job to job.

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    In HP's defense, it is possible muck up the print head if old or sufficiently dried-out ink is passed thru the nozzles. For printers with permanent or nearly permanent print heads (you replace the ink supplies only, not the print head each time), this is a real problem. Using sufficiently viscous ink will actually kill the printer.

    The reasons to do this on devices that use combo printhead+ink cartridges are less strong: you're typically not gonna kill the printhead (and thus the entire printer) because you throw away the printhead each time you run out of ink. You get a brand new printhead with each ink replacement cycle; this occurs [typically] well before the onboard ink becomes viscous enough to kill the attached printhead (unless your printer sits unused in an Arizona school house all summer...). You are, however, going to reduce the user's effective print-quality (PQ). PQ is something HP and competitors care dearly about. They basically don't want you to ever get a "bad" image. So they punt the cartridge when the ink is deemed old enough.

    These design requirements lead the manufacturer to "freshness date" cartridges. I'm pretty sure Canon, Epson, Lexmark, and Tektronix (oops, Xerox) do the same thing.

  101. Re: HP SecretlyRenderingPrinterCartridges Unusable by karnal · · Score: 1

    Thank you.

    That was easily one of the funniest things I've read on here in a week.

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  102. . . .Home to Roost by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2
    I remember waaay back, looking at inkjet versus laser printers.

    I thought, "Wow. This whole thing is a big, stupid scam. I want a printer where I can buy straight ink and just re-fill the machine. Buying cartridges is for chumps. This is a big, giant rip-off and in a few years people are going to be screaming."

    Then I thought:

    "Of course, there are two levels at which people will put up with this bullshit; the business level and the personal level. --The business level is tighter; they can't afford to be pushed as far as individuals, and so they won't be. --The average office simply couldn't function if they had to replace ink cartridges every sixty pages! So it's better to buy whatever a medium-sized office would use rather than what Joe and Jenny Average want to put on their hallway desk. Spend the extra four hundred bucks and get a half-decent laser printer."

    Boy was I ever right on that count. I go through maybe one toner unit every two years, (2500 pages, approx). --This is still a stupid rip-off, but it's better than having to replace a thirty-five dollar ink cartridge every month, (before tax!)

    Back when the home office computer equipment market was still establishing itself. . . (Make good stuff to establish market share, then slowly start to suck.)

    The HP Laserjet II was one of the best pieces of hardware I've ever seen. I miss that indestructible, ultra-reliable monster. Sigh. Back when HP was a good company which had ethics. I'm sure glad I don't work for them now! Their Karma is sinking fast. Must be a misery to be there today.

    One of the worst things in the world you can do for your mental and physical health is to work for a company you don't respect. Imagine, a million people silently cursing you. . .


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  103. That doesn't stop Epson from selling ink by Webmoth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So, my Epson R300 has ink cartridges that are just ink. However, it meters use, and assumes that a cartridge lasts for so many seconds at such-and-such coverage. Therefore, the cartridge can still have a fair amount of ink in it before it tells you to replace it, OR it can go empty before it tells you to replace it. I'm guessing they build in a pretty good fudge factor to ensure that it never goes dry.

    Here's the stinker: most Epson printers will NOT let you replace the cartridge until it says it needs to be replaced. So if it tells you it needs to be replaced, and you just pop the old cart out and put it right back in, it will assume that a new, full cart is installed. Then when it DOES run dry, it won't let you replace it because it doesn't think that it's empty.

    There's a workaround though: turn off the printer. Then look under the printhead carriage, there'll be a plastic tab that prevents you from sliding the carriage out to where you can change the cart. Just flip this tab forward, and replace the cart. Slide the carriage back, and turn on the printer. It won't even know that you've just changed the cartridge.

    Since the cart is separate from the head, and the head isn't replaceable, it's probably a good idea to NOT let it run truly empty, as then you'll end up with air in the head that you'll have to purge.

    I've got another gripe about inkjets, and they all seem to do this. If, say, your cyan has a blocked head, you can't just clean the cyan. You have to clean them all. This wastes ink from colors that don't need to be cleaned!

    It's not cleaning the heads, it's cleaning out your wallet.

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    1. Re:That doesn't stop Epson from selling ink by b0rdslide · · Score: 1

      Actually, you can change Epson cartridges whenever you want. Just hold down the paper feed button and the cartridges will be moved to the replacement position.

  104. What refill kit? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    What refill kit do you use?

    1. Re:What refill kit? by jridley · · Score: 1

      I use inksupply.com. Whatever they recommend. For my current Canon i870 (I think, can't remember the model offhand) it's just a syringe, fat blunt needle, a "tool" to punch out the top which is just a 6-32x1" screw with a cap on it, another "tool" to vent the top of the cotton swab area which is just a drill bit hot glued into a wire nut, and a bunch of rubber balls to recap the top. They sell the whole batch with your first set of inks for pretty cheap.

  105. My Epson cartridges expired before they were empty by Wonderkid · · Score: 1

    So I literally threw the printer away and purchased a Canon Pixus iP 4000 which is not only a brilliantly designed piece of kit but it's transparent cartridges tell the truth and will keep on printing until totally drained. The rest of the printer industry is corrupt. We don't really need to print that much anyway do we? I mean, why print photos when you can view them online and/or on your phone, on your PDA, on your portable media player, on your DVD player, on your laptop, on your TV/Media Centre, on your electronic picture frame etc etc. Let's destroy HP and Epson by ceasing to use our printers for anything but contracts and other legal docs.

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  106. Re: HP SecretlyRenderingPrinterCartridges Unusable by digitect · · Score: 1

    That's hilarious!

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  107. love my HP CP1700 by dickens · · Score: 1

    I use it for short runs of 11x17 color posters.

    I've had it for 9 months and run hundreds of pages, including a good number of 90% coverage 11x17 posters, and I've only had to replace the black, cyan and just tonight the yellow ink tank.

    It's still on the first set of print heads.

    I should also mention it was amazingly cheap by mail order. Like less than half of original list.

    Some day I may even go crazy and get a Continuous Ink Flow System for it.

  108. Inkjet sitting for long storage. by Nick+Driver · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have an old HP DeskJet 697C which sat unused since March of 2001 in storage. I recently pulled it out, and wiped off the bottom of the old ink cartridges with a paper towel wetted with a bit of rubbing alcohol, and have now printed almost 100 pages with it on those ~ four year old carts.

  109. Re:Proof? Next time, RTFA's. by Zerth · · Score: 1

    Clocks are cheap. Pennies. I wouldn't be suprised if they even put the clock in the chip on the cartridge.

  110. Reverse Engineering by purduephotog · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's not very hard to take an ink, purify it, dissolve it in Methylene Chloride, toss it into a powerful NMR ... and come up with a structure.

    Then quick jaunt to the patent literature will help pinpoint any patented routes that are 'protected' to produce similiar compounds.

    Finally, set up any graduate in chemistry to come up with a synthetic route.

    Retool a pharmco plant or use (*if you care about quality*) some form of purification (membrane, recrystallization, solvent exchange, chromatography) and you've got an ink with no upfront costs.

    1. Re:Reverse Engineering by Silicon_Knight · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, right.... have you EVER used an NMR for ANTHING aside from what your instructor handed you, or tried making a sample yourself?

      I'll give you a hint - NMR solvents, such as CDCL3, are VERY high purity, because any contamination will show up on the NMR and mask the readings. Didn't air the sample tube out properly after rinsing with acetone? You'll see the acetone peaks. Drop of water somewhere because you didn't dry it properly? You'll get that big blob from the OH group.

      That ink is most likely a mixture of chemicals. Running it under an NMR will give you peaks. LOTS of peaks. Like - a solid set of spikes. You won't be able to read anything in there. Even if you were to run it through some sort of magical chromatography setup to separate out all the component chemicals, you'd still have to figure out stuff like particle size, mixing ratios, etc.

      -=- SK

    2. Re:Reverse Engineering by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      It's not very hard to take an ink, purify it, dissolve it in Methylene Chloride, toss it into a powerful NMR ... and come up with a structure.

      You've never tried this with a pigment that's a mixture of lots of compounds, have you?

      You're going to have to start with some sort of separation step--probably liquid chromatography for this stuff--followed up by an analytical technique for whatever comes out of the column (I would start with mass spec myself, but if you're getting really clean peaks out of the HPLC then you might feed some to an NMR and see what comes out. Figuring out structures is much easier with MS and NMR data.)

      I wouldn't be surprised if you had to do it a few times with different solvents to resolve all the constitutent components. And even then you're only getting a very first approximation.

      ...and you've got an ink with no upfront costs.

      Except for the HPLC-MS, the NMR, the time of the chemists and technicians, the months or years it will take to do the reverse engineering, the reagents and equipment to do pilot projects to manufacture and test the copycat ink, the patent attorney to keep you from getting sued for ripping off the other guy's formulation....

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  111. I never said it was anything but! by purduephotog · · Score: 1

    I just pointed out that a company will try to make as much money as possible. That ink design wasn't just one person- it might be 10 years of ongoing research (different generations) and different classes of compounds. I know of individuals that screened 10,000 ink compounds a year... which meant a hell of alot of purification and whatnot. You hit some winners out the door, you lose alot tho.

    As for measuring ink in Kg, heh, how do you think it's made? Dyes are recrystallized and then dissolved. Pigments are nano-milled *typically*. pure 'dyes' aren't found very often (such as food colouring) because they aren't stable.

    Look at the balance sheet all you want- if they didn't make a profit (sold their inks at cost) just how would they develop new technologies?

  112. This is new? by Tinik · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've been dealing with this problem for a while.

    Some of my clients (generally small to medium buisnesses) use HP inkjets. More then once they've called me saying that they had just opened a new ink cartridge only to be told by the printer that it is expired, and every time the cartridge in question had been one that was kept on hand for a couple of months.

    Also, this happened once with a computer that had the date set wrong. A perfectly working printer was plugged in and immediately the cartridges expired. Even setting the corect date wouldn't bring them back.

    This is something that HP put in to the cartridges to combat all the ink refill kits. It's a real pain, too, since it means you can't keep any extra cartridges around as spares.

  113. Gillette would if they could... by meebs · · Score: 1

    Doesn't suprise me at all, in fact I always had a conspiracy theory about it as well as most people who buy the crap.

    Um... So guess what aisle makes or break a Best Buy store. Home Theatre?? Nope. A close second for mark up though... It's the printer aisle! If it weren't for ink and USB cables stores like that wouldn't exist.

    You know that USB cable that the average Joe pays 26 to 41 bucks for??? I can get it for $2 with my discount. ZING!

  114. Is HP redesigning cartriges to fail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been refilling HP ink cartridges for a couple years now, and for a couple different models. When I first started the color carts were easy to refill but on the current printer, which uses the #78 color cart refills have been a hassel. I realy think HP is designing the cartridge to fail when opened for refilling.

  115. Re:My Epson cartridges expired before they were em by meebs · · Score: 1

    I like to hang some of them up... *shrug*... I still like Epson. They and Cannon I say are close in quality.

  116. So that's what happened by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Forina didn't quit, she Expired, eh?

  117. A threat to America's economy by Porter+Doran · · Score: 0, Troll

    I can only hope HP comes down on this woman with the full force of the DMCA. Once consumer defiance begins, even in these small ways, if is not promptly stifled it is impossible to gauge the devastating repurcussions it will have on the economic market.

  118. Don't think so... by vanyel · · Score: 1

    I've got an HP 970 at home hooked up with USB and I routinely print for sometimes months after the "low ink" warning comes up: I change cartridges when one of the inks runs out.

  119. Re:Many drugs are good after 4, 10, 25 years... by STrinity · · Score: 1

    Certainly the *manufacturers* of medicines will tell you to throw away all meds the instant they hit the expiration date (which is the lesser of the manuf.'s expiration date or 1 year from dispensing the med).

    If you could get sued for millions of dollars if your product went bad, you'd hedge the expiration date too.

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  120. Yeah, it's very expensive by ffub · · Score: 1

    As The Times wrote in the wake of Carly's sacking:-

    "Here's a little-known fact about the computer business: if you filled an Olympic-sized swimming pool with printer ink from Hewlett-Packard's inkjet cartridges, the bill would come to $5.9 billion (£3.2 billion). It would be cheaper to fill the pool with Dom Perignon, or petrol."

  121. Ink dries up or clogs after a week or two by wheelgun · · Score: 1

    My Canon bubble jet (came free with an old Dell) went through cartridges like candy. Eventually I stopped using it. It gathers dust on the far left corner of my computer desk today. These modern printers sure are frail compared to my old daisy wheel and dot matrix printers. They could print reams of paper before they dried up and sit silent for months at a time.

    I can keep ink from drying up in my 50 year old Esterbrook fountain pen. Apparently doing the same thing in a computer printer is beyond the capabilities of modern science.

    1. Re:Ink dries up or clogs after a week or two by Second_Derivative · · Score: 1

      To be fair, your fountain pen probably can't get quite as many dots per inch as a printer can. Small dots means small ink channels.

      The poster above's color laser story is interesting though; if you really use that much on jet printer ink, that'd probably be a sound bet. My main concern with printing these days is why hasn't anyone managed to make CUPS work properly without needing to be reconfigured every single time the printer is turned on. Ugh.. beats me why I don't just use LPRng and save myself this HTTP-obsessed boondoggle.

    2. Re:Ink dries up or clogs after a week or two by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      CUPS works just fine for me - I haven't ever had to touch the config...

    3. Re:Ink dries up or clogs after a week or two by Big_Al_B · · Score: 1

      These modern printers sure are frail compared to my old daisy wheel and dot matrix printers. They could print reams of paper before they dried up and sit silent for months at a time.

      Yep. Much like a 1836 covered wagon could handle deep ruts better than a 2005 minivan. Of course, it took "months at a time" of hard, perilous journey in inclimate weather to get cross-country, instead of several days of upholstered, climate-controlled DVD-watching comfort.

      Performance improvements often come from increasing systemic complexity, and complexity often compromises the durability of simpler systems.

    4. Re:Ink dries up or clogs after a week or two by wheelgun · · Score: 1

      That is an absurd comparison. You might as well cross out "1836 covered wagon" and replace it with a random noun. Actually you might as well cross out all the nouns and replace them with random nutty words.

      Here we go:

      Much like a jelly could handle deep insurance salesmen better than a Polka guitar.

      Much better.

    5. Re:Ink dries up or clogs after a week or two by Big_Al_B · · Score: 1

      That is an absurd comparison.

      Why?

    6. Re:Ink dries up or clogs after a week or two by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      My Canon bubble jet (came free with an old Dell) went through cartridges like candy. ... I can keep ink from drying up in my 50 year old Esterbrook fountain pen.

      I think your easterbrook fountain pen holds about the same amount of ink as your Canon. Volume wise the cartrage is clearly larger than your bladder in your fountain pen, but there is that blasted sponge bringing the total capacity to about 5 to 10mils at best. I'm sure they ship with less as 10mills caused my cartrage to spew.

      If you're talking about the Canon BJC-2100 which was the Gateway free printer for a time... the black yield is squat in the 200 range or so. This is the same printer others love due to it's low cost for cartrages, about $7.00 each. The cost per page is lowish, about 3.5cents/page for ink. As long as you don't mind taking the time to add ink at least twice per packet of paper and are willing to wait for the slugish printer the results are a very low cost per page.

      It's not beyond modern science to improve on this figure. You can always get an aftermarket "continuous ink feed" if you are the sort of person who prefers not taking the time to change out their cartrages all the time. Google it and see for your self.

      It's wouldn't be beyond modern science to offer a printer that took liquid ink in a flip top lid varity... but then they wouldn't make the bucks on the damn cartrages.

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  122. HP Deskjet 932c by Assassin+bug · · Score: 1

    I've run this printer dry many times. The "low ink" indicator usually comes on way before it needs to (that is probably marketing strategy). I just ignore it and replace the ink when the ink begins to fade. Like I would do with a printer without the fancy I-know-when-your-ink-needs-changing indicator.

    1. Re:HP Deskjet 932c by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      I will never ever get rid of my 932C for that very reason. That think will suck every last atom of ink out of the cartridge and then some. I only use it when I need to print color (have an oki 4200 for b/w), so I rarely have to put new ink in it. I just occasionally have to use an alcohol swab to un-gunk the carts if I haven't printed in a long time..

  123. Color laser... by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 1

    My mom buys ink cartridges by the dozen at Costco to print her embroidery patterns, at least she did until I bought her a Konica color laser printer last Christmas. It set me back about C$700, but I was tired of seeing her spend C$60 or so a month on ink and the laser printer paid for itself in one year.

    Even after printing nearly, what, a thousand color pages she still has 90% of her original toner. It's probably safe to say that she may never buy toner again. At this cost, it just doesn't make any sense to buy an ink jet printer when you can go years or decades between toner replacements. Hell, the printer will probably fail before the toner gives out.

    Even HP sells a sub C$1000 color laser with individual color replacement packs.

    1. Re:Color laser... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That HP Color Laser (2550L) is even now down to C$600 (FutureShop).

  124. Re:Old news. "Acumen" chips carry "freshness dates by dmaxwell · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That is no defense whatsoever. As the one doing the printing, I decide what is an acceptable printout. There are a million reasons why you might print something and not give a crap whether the the quality matches the printer's theoretical maximum or not. You certainly don't subject my wallet to additional assrape to get that theoretical maximum either.

    Incidentally, I've got a Laserjet 4M+ with more than a few miles on it. The last (used) cartridge I put in lasted three years before something failed in the cartridge and started dumping toner on the paper. I had another (used) cartridge handy and it has lasted over a year and a half to date. Needless to say, print quality (PQ) remains great.

    These shady inkjet printer manufacturers can take their $30,000/gal ink, their half-filled chipped cartridges, their plasticky disposable printers, their business models, the lawyers they use to enforce said business models, and shove them where the sun don't shine. Sideways.

  125. Ads We'll Never See by windowpain · · Score: 1

    Crap like this is a natural result of printer manufacturers selling the printers themselves as loss-leader prices like $40. They gotta make a buck somewhere, and they've not unreasonably decided to make the money in the cartridges.

    What I'd like to see is some also-ran like Lexmark zag while everyone is zigging but taking out two page spreads in newspapers and magazines all over the country that went something like this.

    ==================

    Our Printers Cost More Because We Make Be Fat Profit Margins on Them!

    And that's good for you! Those bigger margins mean we can afford to give you better instructions, tech support and warranty service. But most of all, we can charge you a fair price for ink cartridge refills.

    Don't buy from unethical scum like Hewlett-Packard. Do business with a company that respects your intelligence and your wallet: Lexmark.

    ==================

    But alas. It will never happen. If Lexmark doesn't already pull the same crap as H-P it will probably will soon. And it has no balls at all.

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    1. Re:Ads We'll Never See by a24061 · · Score: 1
      Do business with a company that respects your intelligence and your wallet: Lexmark

      That would be surprising, since Lexmark tried to use the DMCA to suppress competition for cartridges.

    2. Re:Ads We'll Never See by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "Do business with a company that respects your intelligence and your wallet: Lexmark."

      BWAHAHAHAHA!

      Plug "Lexmark" into the search box at the bottom of the page to see how much they respect your intelligence.

      HP and Lexmark are both worthless shit companies. I personally like my Canon multifunction ($8 black and $12 tri-color cartridges), and so far I haven't seen it artificially shortening the life of my carts (which last as long or longer than the ones I had with HP and Lexmark, even though they're about half the size) or trying to dial corporate HQ with info about my printing habits.

    3. Re:Ads We'll Never See by windowpain · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I figured, Lexmark was probably just as bad. I just pulled their name out of a hat to use as an example. I wish there were SOME company who would take the enlightened approach on this issue.

      (sigh) Ain't gonna happen.

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  126. General Motors.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does the same shiat with their ignition modules.

  127. I have this problem with an HP CP1700 by legege · · Score: 1

    Hello! I have this problem with a HP CP1700. Is there a way to by-pass this "protection"? Thanks,

  128. All Your Drop Are Belong To Us by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 1
    No, the news is even older.

    The April 30th 2003 Slashdot article links to a more technical, well written Dr. Dobbs article about the HP 2000C's date-exiry chipped carts from...September 2002! Oh, what the hell, here's a link for the lazy:

    http://www.ddjembedded.com/resources/articles/2002 /0209k/0209k.htm

  129. Re: HP SecretlyRenderingPrinterCartridges Unusable by subtropolis · · Score: 1

    i'm like, wtf? That's was bloody brilliant! Excuse me while i go blow my nose now...

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  130. Corporate Kindness or Backhanded Slap by lifespan · · Score: 0

    Either the print company is magnanimously trying to ensure that your printing experience is the best it can be ... or it's just a grubby way to force cart refillers to buy new carts and users of old printers to purchase new printers when they stop making new carts.

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  131. Incep Date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i just went to print something, and i got a dialog box that simply said "I want more life, fucker!"

    1. Re:Incep Date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, I just went to print something and got a message that said "All your catridge are belong to us!".

  132. Re: What Next? Sony Monitors blow up by design? by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    All companies could do this. Have that intel chip fail in a year. Have that Sony Monitor go boom in 2 years. Have that Microsoft Mouse wire get loose and detatch (Oh yeah they did pulled that one already)

  133. Inkjets? by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    I got tired of the constant gunking up. So I went with a laser. So much better.

  134. wow. I think you may have decided the case by nounderscores · · Score: 1

    Looks like the expiry dates weren't secret. just obscure.

    btw, the page 58 is the page 58 in the manual, which is page 64 in the pdf due to the cover and front matter being counted.

  135. Re:My Epson cartridges expired before they were em by Technician · · Score: 1

    ceasing to use our printers for anything but contracts and other legal docs.

    If you do that, ditch the inkjet. Get a laser printer. It's ink doesn't streak when wet.

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  136. Well, by cutopenthesky · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new secretly programmed ink cartridge overlords.

  137. Staples refurbished cartridges? by fieldmethods · · Score: 1

    I just bought some refurbished cartridges at Staples for my HP printer, and they work fine. So, wussup with that? I don't see a date on the packaging anywhere...

    1. Re:Staples refurbished cartridges? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Gotta be careful with refurbs. They often don't tell you how much ink is in them, and often have less than half of the ink that the original cartridge had.

      I bought some cheap ink carts online that only had about 8mL of ink where the original HP cart had 19. Never made that mistake again.. if it doesn't say on the box how much ink is in it, I don't buy it.

    2. Re:Staples refurbished cartridges? by fieldmethods · · Score: 1

      Mine says 23mL. *shrug*

  138. Yay, a lawsuit! by dnight · · Score: 1

    Where do I sign up? I'm not going to miss this chance to get a coupon (mailed out in 2007) for 10% off my next printer cartridge purchase!

  139. secret printing info... by advocate_one · · Score: 1
    "I can't think of any legitimate reason for a printer driver to know the current date, so there doesn't appear to be an immediate reason why this wouldn't work."

    aren't they now required to print hidden info in very tiny yellow print on all documents printed so that they can be traced back to the printer that was used for it and thus to the shop that sold the printer and ultimately to the customer who bought the printer... that could explain why they refuse to print now if the colour cartridge is empty or missing even if you only want to do simple black and white only printing.

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    1. Re:secret printing info... by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      IIRC, you can still walk into a shop, pay cash for a printer and walk out. No way to track you further than the shop you bought from, which ultimately means nothing.

    2. Re:secret printing info... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you're at the cash register, look around. See the box with the lens on the front? Its called a camera. That's why I always wear the full tinfoil helmet with the eyehole cutouts.

    3. Re:secret printing info... by wbm6k · · Score: 1

      IIRC, you can still walk into a shop, pay cash for a printer and walk out. No way to track you further than the shop you bought from, which ultimately means nothing.

      You're missing the point. Once you are under investigation, they print a test page from your printer, check the special codes, and then they can match up whatever other documents they are looking at to your printer.
      They can't prove that you were the one printing it, but they CAN prove that such and such a document was printed on a particular printer. This also lets them show that a series of documents (blackmail letters in various cases, for example) were all printed on the same printer. Helps them connect separate investigations.

    4. Re:secret printing info... by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      If they've got to the point where they've narrowed the suspects down to using their printers to test to see which one wrote the letters, you've got bigger problems.

      Besides, anybody dumb enough to leave a paper trail leading right up to their computer is an idiot.

  140. damages? by Errtu76 · · Score: 1

    The suit, which seeks class-action status, asks for restitution, damages and other compensation.

    Damages? I can understand the part about restitution, maybe giving new cartridges. And the compensation could probably include the travel expenses. But damages? I know this is the US where you can sue anyone for anything (or so it seems - i'm obviously not a US citizen), but this seems pretty ridiculous.

    1. Re:damages? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Punitive damages are used to punish a company for doing something illegal - usually to the benefit of the trial lawyers who generally end up with 40%-60% of the award, and spend most of the remainder on consulting.

      The point is that what they did is so egregiously wrong that the only way to make things right is to punish them fiscally.

  141. It;s called a Software Time Bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, the cat is out of the Bag.
    But before worrying about printers, please remember that MS has built time bombs into some of its software before.

    Software time bombs only have one purpose - to increase revenue - full stop. Keeping this secret, is well, underhanded. The question is, what other nasties are out there??

  142. Re:Slashdot dupes are getting older...April 30th 2 by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1

    They all look simply gorgeous.
    But do they work under Linux?
    Canon have a name-is-mud reputation
    in the Linux world. What's the score?

  143. quite OT: OCP by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

    What is the OPC? The company who made robocop?

    That would be Omni Consumer Product, or OCP. Of course "Robocop" is not the first movie to imagine a single company taking over the market, IIRC there was Central {Services, Banking,...} in "Brazil".

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  144. Buy a laser printer... by Phil+John · · Score: 1

    ...seriously, you can get a decent samsung B&W laser printed for next to nothing these days (and even less off eBay), toner lasts a long time (plus can be refilled once or twice if you don't mind making a mess outside somewhere), print quality is higher than on a ink-based printer - you'll be looking at spending a couple of cents a page (if that) compared to 20-30 cents a page with an ink based printer.

    You can then keep the ink printer around for the rare times you need colour.

    The other added bonus is that laser printers are invariably faster, so you'll waste less time printing as well.

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  145. The Cluetrain just left HP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP used to seem that it was getting the clue: Bruce Perens was called as Linux advisor, and HP also collaborated with OSS for drivers (nearly all HP printers are supported now using Cups/Foomatic, whereas ironically Stallman started the GNU project slightly after having been pissed for being unable to find HP colour printers manuals for free).

    Now HP started this fscking chip challenge, and is progressing in pissing customers off with stuff like this... why?

    I still have a loyal HP Laserjet 4L on my desk working after 11 years, and I would like to buy a new HP if this one breaks down... but if HP supports fucking chips I won't buy them. Long live HP!

    1. Re:The Cluetrain just left HP... by blackpaw · · Score: 1
      I still have a loyal HP Laserjet 4L on my desk working after 11 years

      Me too ! no really, a old HP4L - 11 years, 3 countries, it just keeps ongoing. Once upon a time I would have sworn by HP but this chip crap has really put me off.

      The last laser we got is a Samsung ML1740, its been great. Bye bye HP I guess

  146. HP Toner Cartridges by David+Horn · · Score: 1

    The content checking on HP's toner cartridges is similarly dodgy.

    Our printer stopped working shortly before Christmas, informing us that the yellow toner cartridge was empty. I searched the internet for a fix (eventually ended up paying $2 to a guy on eBay for it).

    Applied the fix (just a matter of pushing buttons) and the printer is still happily printing full size photographs now, 3 months later.

    It's a huge con and must be illegal when the printer stops working with over 1000 useful pages remaining. The fix, if you pick up this article through Google, can be got by emailing me. I can't remember it to post here!

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  147. Re:Many drugs are good after 4, 10, 25 years... by mrbuttboy · · Score: 1

    you know,i totally think the legal system is insane and people have to do crazy things to protect themselves from lawsuits.

    But.

    Thats not what the quoted article is talking about. Medicense that last 30 years past their Exp.?? Thats not hedging, thats is a lie.

    To bring it back on topic, all HP could do is give you a warning every time you print. They could make it nice and scary ("if you print now there is a chance you dog will explode!") and alot of people would by new cartidges anyways. The rest of us could just ignore it. They cover thier asses (if thats needed), the sell more insaely exspensive ink and those who are "brave" dont toss out perfectly good ink. Istead HP wanted to make money for nothing, not even a gentle white lie.

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  148. What about the old head cleaning rort? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I stopped buying HPs when they modified the drivers to force you to clean the head of both cartridges at once, not the one that needs it.

    Many folk won't remember that it used to be possible, at least on HPs to clean one head at a time.

    That rort seems pale compared to the date rort. Does anyone know if using a print server can prevent the date test from working?

  149. How does it figure it? by matth · · Score: 1

    I don't get it... how does the printer sync time with the cartridge? As far as I know I've never set the time on my HP printer... how does it and the catridge talk about time?

    1. Re:How does it figure it? by http101 · · Score: 1

      I'm willing to bet the HP software/drivers read a pre-determined datestamp on the chip of the cartridge. I would imagine their code to look something like this...

      If today.date > cartridge.expiry do{
      print = 0;
      //poor sucker has no idea...
      else
      {
      print = 1;
      //long-live Queen Carly!
      }

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  150. the woman by vally_the_poo · · Score: 1

    > Looks like a woman is suing Hewlett Packard...

    What is this woman's name ?
    Carly Fiorina ?

    Mmm...

  151. Yes I have. by purduephotog · · Score: 1

    I provided NMR as only an example. There is GC-MS, LC-MS, HNMR, C13NMR, etc.

    There are quite a few tools to reverse engineer compounds. How do you think they do it? :P

    And just because something is difficult doesn't mean there isn't software out there to predict what compounds will look like under that magnetic field. Given some educated guesses provided by generic structures and patent literature and there isn't much that can't be discovered.

  152. Re:Many drugs are good after 4, 10, 25 years... by Belgabor · · Score: 1

    Thats not what the quoted article is talking about. Medicense that last 30 years past their Exp.?? Thats not hedging, thats is a lie.

    It's not necessarily a lie. The medicine buissness is a very competitive one. Companies simply don't have the time for long tests. Or would you want to wait for a new life-saving medicine 25 years longer just because the company wants to check if its still good after 30 years?

    I also want to advise people that you have to be very careful with medicienes. If one medicine was proven to be still ok 30 years after expiration, some others may not. Not only may they loose their beneficial effect, but the may also get adverse effects (Comaparable to the Contergan affair. Not a cause of expiery, but it shows how only a small chemical change can turn a perfectly working medical agent into something completely bad).

    Saying all that, I completely cuncur to your statement about the inkjet cartridges. A warning is ok, rendering them useless is not.
  153. This only leaves one question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who are the bigger set of cunts ?

    1 Microsoft
    2 Printer Manufacturers.

    Personally I think it's too close to call.

  154. NOT A DUPE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not a dupe. This is on the same topic definitely, but none of the articles you linked to say anything about a lawsuit. The lawsuit, seeking class action status, is definitely news worthy, especially if you have bought an HP cartridge within the last few years!

  155. Well somehow they must earn money by jasd · · Score: 1

    given the price tag on most newer printers I am not really shocked. Somehow they have to make money jasd@dts-security.de

  156. Some HP printers have separate print heads by Shirotae · · Score: 1

    As others have explained in other comments, some HP printers have separate print heads, and ink cartridges that expire; these are the ones designed for higher usage. The cheaper HP printers aimed at home users have heads in the cartridge and these do not expire (but they may dry out unused and fail to work - which is why every HP ink cartridge I have seen has a use by date printed on the outside of the box).

    The quoted news story is written to imply that all HP printer cartridges have programmed expiry; without seeing the court papers, we can't know if the suit itself is like that. This looks to me like a dirty trick to get a public outcry from people who are not affected, and who will not actually be eligible for any reward from a class action suit. This is the kind of dirty trick I expect from lawyers who are hoping that HP will settle in order to avoid the cost of going to court.

  157. Re:Old news. "Acumen" chips carry "freshness dates by loraksus · · Score: 1

    Not trying to defend HP or anyone, but when nozzles start dying from lack of ink, they tend to do so en masse. Not saying it is ok that they kill the cart, but you probably have about 20-40 pages (or one or two full color photos) between when the head starts to die due to lack of ink to a point where less than 10% of print nozzles still work.

    Not really an excuse, but I can imagine the "oh no, it just says low, why does it look like shit" tech support calls - I called years ago about a inkjet for that exact reason, so I'm sure that many others have called. Of course, there are a ton of other benefits for the manufacturer.

    Oh, by the way, toner dumping on paper? Scratch on the imaging drum (*cough*)/ fuser causing a repetitive defect?
    Call HP :)
    They will be glad to send you a newer toner cartridge next day air...
    (Personal laserjet support can LJ 4+ stuff out, even if their systems crap out when you give them a "short" serial number and they put you on hold 50x because they don't know what to do - don't let the call directors bully you and charge you for the calls, you don't have to pay for an in-warranty consumable (any toner cartridge with any amount of toner in it, any fuser with less pages than the replacement period, etc)

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  158. bad bad printers by firephreek · · Score: 1

    Regardless of the legitamacy of this story, I don't worry. I don't trust HP for printers, and I never have. I refuse to pay exhorbant amounts for disposable/depletable cheap commodities, and if you do, it's your own fault. Get a Canon. Not a plug for them, I don't work for them, but I've had HP (horrible horrible drivers), I've used Lexmark (messy messy printing), and I just don't trust Compaq. My Canon uses 4 tanks and I only replace what I run out of. To throw away ink tanks when there's still juice left is just ridiculous and these companies deserve any kind of lawsuit they get for fleecing their consumers.

  159. Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parent is the most important comment in this thread. Has anyone an answer please?

  160. Lead Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please make sure you dispose of all old batteries properly.

    UPS batteries tend to be lead based, and you don't want that in your ground water.

    Other batteries have other heavy metals, which are also toxic.

  161. Have you learned your lesson, HP? by http101 · · Score: 1

    As mentioned in the Inquirer's article, "Something has to be done about these companies who virtually sell dust for a fortune. No wonder cheaper ink refill alternatives are becoming more and more popular. I'm sure the big guys already know about the cheap inks, but they're just trying to hold on as long as they can to their current prices to maintain their balance sheets."

    This is a huge epidemic that has taken the nation, if not, then the world by storm! Squeezing every nickel possible out of your customers is NOT the way to do business and there is one person I can think of who earned historical recognition for doing the unthinkable - Henry Ford. Not only did he bring the assembly line into the picture, but he suffered 40-60% turnover every month! He then decided to DOUBLE the hourly wage and his workers benefitted from $2.50 to $5.00 a day!

    In this case, HP could salvage its name by cutting prices on its cartridges to half of the typical price, removing its expiry, and down-charging it's costly photo paper. There's a new name running HP and it would be wise to take a risk by doing this to win more market share and get a "leg up" on the competition.

    "My transfer roller SHREDS faster than your transfer roller!"

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  162. ...must be time for a new CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > HP and Lexmark are discussing a merger.

    Is that how HP finds a new CEO?

  163. HP9000 Laser by raelimperialaerosolk · · Score: 1

    A couple of years ago I ordered an HP9000 laser printer for our department. Fast, I mean, FAST printer. The users loved it..until, 3 weeks into the eval, it said the toner was low, then a day or two later, the printer said "toner out" and it just stopped. Refused to print anything more. The brand new cartridge had something like 35K pages on it.

    I get on the phone with HP and pitch a bitch at them. They said that the cartridges are metered and that to ensure print quality, they stop at 50K pages. Ok..they why has it only printed 35K pages. The guy explains to me that the cartridge is rated for 50K pages, but really it's 50K rotations of the drum. There's one rotation for the warmup cycle..then a rotation for each page, then one rotation at the end of the print cycle to clean the drum.

    So I say, "you're telling me, that the cartridge is only rated for 50K CONTINUIOUS pages, (well, 49,998) and that after 16,666 single page jobs, i'd have to replace the cartridge". That's true he said.

    "And there's no way to override this?"

    "Nope"

    So, I asked how to go about returning the printer. I ended up getting two slower HP 8150's for the cost of this single HP9000.

    HP has now changed their tune and said the cartridge has a average yield of 30K pages for $269. We get refurbished HP8150 cartridges for just over $100 and they last at least that long. Run them till they are dry or till they start to suck and we still get close to 25-30K pages out of them.

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  164. Why should this go to federal court? by lorcha · · Score: 1

    My understanding of the new law was that you could still file class-action against a company in state court as long as it was on the company's home turf. HP is a CA-based company. California courts are decidedly not friendly to class-action defendants.

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  165. This might be obvious, but by lorcha · · Score: 1
    If you hardly print color, why the fuck do you have a color printer?

    I have the (laser) Brother MFC-9700 and I am very happy with it. For those rare occasions that I actually need to print something in color, I just go to kinkos.

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    "Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them." -- David Brent
  166. Re:Slashdot dupes are getting older...April 30th 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine a world where ink refill cartridges were little plastic containers that hold only ink, no 'chips', no replacing jets each time you run out of ink,

    Except that sometimes replacing jets is a good thing. I used to have an Epson "tub of ink" printer that I used sporatically. One time, the print heads got clogged. Do a cleaning cycle ... do another ...

    Turns out I went through over a cartidge and a quarter of ink, and the print head *still* wasn't all the way clean. So when I bought a new printer, I bought an HP specifically because replacing the cartridges replaces the print head.

  167. Chat log with HP support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don: Hello
    : Hi
    : I just read that HP ink cartridges have a smart ship in them that disables the cartridge after a certain date.
    : Is that true? Because I purchase many cartridges months in advance.
    : sorry. I meant to say smart chip.
    Don: , Welcome to HP Total Care for All-in-One products. Name is Don.
    Don: , we do not have any chips involved with the cartridges.
    : so my ink cartridges will not be disabled after a certain date?
    Don: Yes, exactly, we do not have the mechanism of such.
    : Thank-you very much.
    Don: As long as the Cartridge is full.
    Don: You can use the cartridge.
    : Very good. That is all I need to know. You have been very helpful.
    Don: Have a nice time.
    Don: I hope you have found this session helpful and informative.We will be sending you a copy of our Chat session shortly and a Survey Questionnaire within 24 hours. Please do take your time to tell us what you think of our service.

  168. Re:Old news. "Acumen" chips carry "freshness dates by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

    Those cartridges are years old. I came by a couple of "bad" 4M+ printers with cartridges. A Jetdirect and exit roller swap made for one good printer. The first cartridge lasted over three years before the component responsible for removing excess toner from the imaging drum failed. Hence my crappy printouts. I just chucked in the other cartridge and all has been well.

    I have no expectation of warranty service with this puppy. I'll be more than happy to buy my next cartridge when (if) I ever run this one dry.

  169. Some alternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why I don't use inkjets.

    Not for anything but photo printing. For 2-dimensional CG and presentation graphics, the best thing is a color laser. Aside from these two cases, a standard 9-pin dot matrix is all you need. Dot-matrix quality has really improved. They're much quieter then they used to be, and the text is actually quite nice and sharp with my Epson LX-300+

    If you really want to splurge there's also the FX-890.

    If it's still not crisp enough for you, you can pick up an old-model lazer printer at a used kit place like RE-PC here in Seattle for as little as 20 bucks, with a starter toner cartridge included.

    If you're ABSOLUTELY bent on going the Inkjet route, my reccomendation would be Dell inkjets. They're designed off of Apple's old StyleWriter printer technology, which was used in the earlier members of Canon's BubbleJet line. Dell acquired the technology from Canon and set about improving it and the result is a brand new line of snazzy high-quality inkjets. They're quite durable, and the ink cartridges are easy to find and available from multiple manufacturers including Nu-Kote. They're a little noisy for 'jets though.

    I'm not officially endorsing these products or anything, just saying that I've tried them and in my experience they do a good job.

  170. Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I ran into the problem of having 100's of expired cartridges, HP 10's. All ya gotta do is have one good cartridge that doesn't expire for a little while, when it gets empty, just pop the bottom of the cartridge off and pop it on a cart that has expired, and voilla. more ink. The only problem is that the printer will not recognize it as a full tank, but it will print fine. Another way is to just keep the date rolled back before the cartridge expires.

  171. Don't Buy Ink... Buy Printers by prattboy · · Score: 0

    I wised up to the printers' game a year or so ago. I quit buying new ink cartidges at inflated prices and instead bought a new printer every time. Why spend $50 on ink when I can spend $50 and get a brand new printer with ink?

  172. Corroboration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My department had a large format HP printer installed a few years back. The installer told us to NOT stock up on cartridges. If we don't use them before the cartridges expiration date the chip will keep the ink cartridge from being used. I thought this was common knowledge?